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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Questions. All right, I got something for you, mister Kenna.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
First of all, real quick, I got a question, and
people can work on this while you're asking.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
What is it you're going to ask?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You mentioned the fact that we have a lot of
listeners in Georgia, and yes, it's true, especially northwest Georgia.
But I think our fame and glory is spreading throughout
the Peach State. Yesterday we talked about the fact that
Friday at the in the Mega Millions, drawing the nine
hundred and eighty million jackpot, the largest prize in Georgia
(00:32):
state history.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Of a lot of reasons, it's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, a player in Georgia. I don't know who won
the big grand prize nine hundred and eighty million dollars.
Of course they don't get nine eighty Well, I'm wondering.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
They did about half of that thanks to the government.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Since we have a lot of listeners in Georgia, doesn't
somebody we know know who won and couldn't they tell us?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's a good question. You just email us and you know,
let us know how that worked out.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And to all the fifth graders in the minivan right
now headed to where are they gone Dolphin Island.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Is that where they're going.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, just a quick reminder probably there by now that
was like five five thirty this morning. If you kids
ever win the lottery, just know when the government says
you get a hundred million dollars, you'll get a one
hundred million dollars, they keep more than half of that
and they give it to bad people. They take the iris,
takes theirs, and then the lottery people says, oh, you
want to all the cash up front, you only get this
(01:29):
much instead of that much.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So yeah, you don't even get half. After they're done taken,
always taken.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I mean, you get something, but then they when they
tell you how much it is versus how much you
actually get, you're gonna be pissed off.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's a little disappointing. Oh I only get like four
hundred and seventy two thousand or million.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh no, Hey, mister Kenneth, you're still gay? Right?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And you gays like you like things that are what
is it kish? Is that what you call it?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Sure, you guys were used to camp or whatever. Isn't
that used to you? Like things that remind you of housewives?
In the nineteen fifties. That's fun for you.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, that's always a good time, all right, all.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Right, take a look at the TV screen over here.
Look what's back jello salads. Back in the day. If
you ever look at old.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Cookbooks, it looks like bunkes.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Wives were always making jello, but they'd fill the jello
with weird stuff like cherries and hot dogs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So it's a mold. It's a jello mold.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well now that's because of the revival of bone broth
and cooking with beef tallow. It's back. The jello molds
are back. Look, here's one with shrimp. They made one
of the shrimp and peas in it, and it's a
holiday recipe for salad can be sweet or savory. Here's
one filled with ham and cheese. I don't understand. Here's
one filled with chicken and an omelet. It's like, just
(02:45):
have an omelet. Why are you making jello to put
it in the jello mold? I don't understand. This is
from a time the collagen pack dishes can have skin
and joint health benefits, they claim.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
The wave of.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Nostalgia has led to gelatin based food art trending on
social media. And it's popular again, especially this holiday.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh good, it's popular.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Young people and their elderly grandparents are getting together and
putting things in jell o.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So that's nice. So if you're a trad boy or
they should put a stapler in there. Oh like I'm
the office.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah that was pretty funny. Yeah, no, this isn't they're
not being ironic, or maybe they are being ironic, and.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They are, whether they even know it or not.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It looks gross. I'm sure it's kitschy, though I would
not eat it, but I don't know. I guess i'd
eat anything once.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, you eat stuff worse than that.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
All right, I got a funny sound by today, here
is proof positive that Chuck Schumer probably should have retired
ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
The narrative with Chuck Schumer is that he's too old.
It's time to step aside let the new members of
the party take over. Yesterday, he was being asked questions
about Trump and Epstein, and at some point some journalists
in the room did actual journalism. They said, you guys
were in charge of the government for four years.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, Democrats were in charge for four years, right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Why didn't you at least the Epstein files.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Right, Why didn't you do it instead of sitting around
all this time waiting? So they asked him about the Democrats.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So Jerry Atric Chuck Schumer, a guy that doesn't know
how to grow a cheeseburger. Remember that he's standing there
and he thinks they're talking about Trump. So he answers
the question as if it was a question about Trump,
but it was a question about his own people, and
he basically threw Biden under the bus.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He doesn't even know it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Editor on that note, just I guess a question that's
out there. Why wouldn't they have been released the last
four years when.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
President Biden was in office?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Well that's the question every American is asking. Not every American,
but so many Americans are asking, what the hell is
he hiding?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
What was Biden hiding? He was old hiding Biden. What's
the best, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Hey, Chuck, would you agree that Joe Biden is a
suspicious character and that he should have released the Epstein
files and maybe he's guilty of something?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, Trump did that.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, you gotta admit when Biden was president for four years,
he was basically running cover for all these other eight
year old geriatric types. They can't remember nothing no more,
because it would be real hard to accuse that guy
Schumer or Pelosi anybody else of being mentally incompetent. As
(05:13):
long as Biden's president, bro, I got to hear that.
Dude's got to go first.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's sixteen seconds long. Can we play it one more time?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
On that note, just I guess a question that's out there.
Why wouldn't they have been released the last four years.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
When President Biden was in office?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Well that's the question every American is asking, or not
every American, but so many Americans are asking, what the
hell is he hiding?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Christmas lights are just like Epstein, so they don't hang them.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Here's the thing, I don't care who's the president. I
want those files released. Like I like Trump. I think
he's a good guy. I don't care if the files
make him look bad or good. I want the files released.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Kenny hasn't demanded it, so it shall be.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
So.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
If you change your opinions based on who's in charge
of the time, you're a bad person or or we
just shouldn't take you seriously.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well, since you've got all these questions, I'm gonna throw
one more at you.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Back to the nipples. Oh good lord, Well I didn't
start this.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Nipples are important A question about the Facebook nipple discussion. Sure,
if male nipples are okay, and stickers or tape of
male nipples on top of women's breasts is okay.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That's what that's what Meta says.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Are trans women nipples? Okay, they're men nipples, but they're
on a trans woman.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Now sounds like it would be.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
But if not, what if the trans woman had pictures
of her old nipples that's before they transitioned, and then
they pasted them over their you know, woman breasts now.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Same nipple, but it's not okay? Is that better?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Your Your question here is reasonable and through the app.
I don't know who who sent the question in The.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Answer is not reasonable according to AI, because I just
asked as you were asking it. No, trans women cannot
generally show their nipples on Facebook, as the platform's policies
have historically restricted the exposure of quote uncovered female nipples.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
What about in the front yard of the White House?
Can a trans person trans woman show her nipples there?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, they did, but they shouldn't have.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
But to get to your other question if the trans
person took photos of their nipples from before they transitioned,
printed them out, and put them over their nipples after
their transition. Yes, that would be in a that would
be that would be Facebook regulated.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Except some tricky, complicated little rules they got.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Huh, it's not complicated if you're an idiot, right, No,
that it's.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's easier to follow if you don't think too hard.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Right, I mean, just if you're trying to figure out
what the rules are, imagine what the dumbest person on
earth would think according to the most backwards woke logic
you could possibly conceive.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Sure, and there's your answer. All right.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
We got at least one answer from Georgia already, Josh,
who's a big fan.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's where you know the station, he says.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
The winner was from Noonan, Georgia, which is where my
wife's family is from. And this past Sunday we had
that early Thanksgiving at my in law's house and Jim Paul,
which is the wife's grandfather, wasn't there. He didn't show
up for the early Thanksgiving, missing in action. We've confirmed
that he is still alive and he's okay, but he's
(08:26):
acting kind of weird since the weekend, not responding to
Facebook messages like he normally does, not coming to you know,
friends giving, Thanksgiving early, all that kind of stuff. So
Josh is pretty sure his wife's grandpa probably won that
mega mega ball thing.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's it, Hi, If one of your family members disappear suspiciously,
the only explanation could be that they've won the lottery
and they're not. Not that they were kidnapped or trafficked
or deported for.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Being illegal, or murdered or sheeting with.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
A spouse ran off, went on a cocaine binge, but
just won the lottery.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
That's the most likely.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That's probably what happened. Yeah, well, who am I to
argue with that? That's that's perfect logic.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, it's I mean, nippy out? What am I say?
Nipple there in the air though? Welton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh all right, so we have all these fifth graders
listening this morning. You think listen on fifth graders? Here's
another lesson for fifth graders? Should I play the intro?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
When we do this? I feel like we have the Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It all started with an email from a guy who's
taken a road trip with the bunch of the fifth
grader chaperone in them on the way down to the coast,
and he said the trip is going to be a
lot more bearable with you guys on the radio.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Notice he didn't say the fifth graders would be listening.
So they all got their earbuds on listening to some
kind of crazy ass music we like, you like, probably,
but we don't know. Some of them might take the
earbud out every now and then and just go, hey.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
What's that.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
You think they're listening to a tari teenage ryot. That
seems unlikely, most likely, Yeah, all right, what they do
is all right.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Hey everyone, it's back to school time. Let's go back
to school with Kenny. That's me.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I'm Kenny, and this report's brought to you by are
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Fair, so it's kind of working then appears to be working. Yeah.
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Speaker 3 (11:03):
All right, fifth graders, listen up. In a few years
you're going to be in high school. A few years
after that, you're going to be in college. That might
seem like a long ways away.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It's gonna happen like that. It'll be so quick you
just can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
And when you get there, you're gonna be asked to
take and a course. You're gonna get to choose what
you want to take. It's going to be like probably
in the category of social sciences, and these could be fascinating.
You could take psychology, sociology. Anthropology might be a choice.
Economics sometimes falls over this branch.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh, black women studies. No, that's not part of No,
no that in college. Maybe you can't study black women
in college only if you.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Go to a fake college that doesn't give you a
real education.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You could study them in your own time. But no matter,
can't major in that. No matter what you do, do
not take philosophy. Philosophy is a waste of time. Here's
how do you figure that.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I'll tell you everything you need to know about philosophy
right now, and then i'll explain what happens in the class.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It was from that old philosopher so Crate that you
heard about.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Socrates, I believe, Yes, yes, it's from so greats Yes, Aristototles,
that's who did this one. Here's most of what you
need to know about philosophy in life. If there's a
policy or a program or a you know, some kind
of an organization and what they're doing is benefiting most people,
it's probably good. If it's hurting most people and it's
(12:21):
only helping a small group of people, it's probably bad.
That's what most of what you need, and that's objective
truth right instead. Philosophy often works like this. There's an abstract,
they'll say. Many people claim both X and Y are true.
Given these premises, is it naturally follows there is a
moral imperative to do Z. However, most people find Z
to be objectionable, and then they'll go in this article
(12:42):
we explored blah blah. This is basically obscure philosophy. Interesting
things you'll notice here. It's kind of disgusting to think
that they're actually professors who openly call for Z. They're
not even hiding it anymore. They literally advocate for Z
in public. I think we need to deport anyone that
supports Z. That's most of what philosophy class is. It's
just filling the planks with X and Y and Z.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Is one of the kids names no wells an abstract.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It could be Yeah, it's an abstract. You know what
made me stop paying attention? What's that?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Just sounds too much like algebra? And I didn't like
algebra at all.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's also fake, gay and retarded.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's unnecessary, just like algebra. Yeah, they kept telling you, oh, yeah,
well you'll need this later in life. Did you ever
ever need algebra?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh? No, out No algebra as a scam. Also tell
you it teaches.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You how to think like that abstract equation, the X
and the Y and the Z that you have to think.
You have to fill those gaps in with real things.
I'm wasting my time here, Okay, to nipple or not
to nipple seems to be the question a lot of
your concerns and questions and comments at Walton Johnson dot
(13:54):
com email. If a trans man can walk down the
street top he can with the boobs and the nipples out, Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Do you really want them to? No, that's a hell
no No.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
That'd be like the Elliot Ellen page controversial. Oh my
god cycle, Look how skinny and unhealthy hymn looks shim
or whatever. By the way, if you're having trouble hearing
us this morning, then you can't hear me, so it
won't matter what I'm about to say. But cloud Fair
is offline right now. Cloud Fair is a company. They
work for us, No, no, we work for them. They
host apps like x open Ai Spotify, So if you
(14:33):
normally listen to us on Spotify, then today you're not
even hearing this, So it would be the point of
explaining it to you.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Maybe they'll catch it in the app later and then
it'll just explain all.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, Anyway, a lot of websites are offline this morning.
I don't know if it was Chinese hackers or the
Indian tech support guy or someone did something here.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It's not working so well, I bet somebody will fix it. Oh,
I'm sure someone.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
In the meantime, you'll just have to learn to live
without stuff for a while. Yeah, we'd let Pulse hits.
Then you'll see.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh good god, here he goes again with the Poults.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
We found this unearthed clip from twenty fifteen of Trump
talking about Epstein bringing up Epstein Island way before anyone
knew who Epstein even was.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
And now it's already bring it up if he was
as guilty as they say he is.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Great point. Huh. Okay, So this is a clip from
twenty fifteen. The question of Jeffrey Epstein in your remarks
about I think he's got a problem. Don't think the
problem would be I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
But that island was really a cesspool, There's no question
about it.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Just ask Prince Andrew. He'll tell you about it.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
What The island was an absolute cesspool. So that he's
been there for many times when he's a friend, well,
I can't say friends but I know friendly.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You know them well. They play at my clubs a lot.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
I have clubs, and everybody.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Likes to playing a political problem for her if she
runs for president.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
It could be a political problem.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Look, he could be a political problem right now, he's
teflon and right now maybe not, but he could end
up being a political That one question.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
That is from ten years ago. And Trump doesn't look
real different. He looks a little younger, but you know.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
The presidency hasn't warned him down the way it does
most people when they become president four years. I mean
even Barack Obama, who was pretty young when he first
became president. He aged rapidly they usually do. But I
think this isn't that big a stretch for Trump. Most
of the people that have been president lately have come
(16:22):
from either pampered rich families where they never really had
to work, or families where they never really had.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
To work for other reasons.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Trump's been doing more complicated stuff than this most of
his adult life.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, he really has boy exciting news. Guys that looks
like exes back online.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Now after all that explanation, yeah, it looks like that
you've wasted that time.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well, hang on, a minute bill. Yet, is it possible
that the person that was in charge of fixing it
was listening to our show and they didn't know.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
It was offline? So me no doubt, no doubt bringing
it up. You know, you probably woke them up.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
A lot of Chinese and Russian hackers and Indian tax
support guys. They depend on this radio show to get
their information every morning. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
It's never too early to learn that the government is
a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until
they have sore, chapped nipples. What Donny Johnson
Questions. All right, I got something for you, mister Kenna.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
First of all, real quick, I got a question, and
people can work on this while you're asking.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
What is it you're going to ask?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You mentioned the fact that we have a lot of
listeners in Georgia, and yes, it's true, especially northwest Georgia.
But I think our fame and glory is spreading throughout
the Peach State. Yesterday we talked about the fact that
Friday at the in the Mega Millions, drawing the nine
hundred and eighty million jackpot, the largest prize in Georgia
(00:32):
state history.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Of a lot of reasons, it's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, a player in Georgia. I don't know who won
the big grand prize nine hundred and eighty million dollars.
Of course they don't get nine eighty Well, I'm wondering.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
They did about half of that thanks to the government.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Since we have a lot of listeners in Georgia, doesn't
somebody we know know who won and couldn't they tell us?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's a good question. You just email us and you know,
let us know how that worked out.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And to all the fifth graders in the minivan right
now headed to where are they gone Dolphin Island.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Is that where they're going.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, just a quick reminder probably there by now that
was like five five thirty this morning. If you kids
ever win the lottery, just know when the government says
you get a hundred million dollars, you'll get a one
hundred million dollars, they keep more than half of that
and they give it to bad people. They take the iris,
takes theirs, and then the lottery people says, oh, you
want to all the cash up front, you only get this
(01:29):
much instead of that much.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So yeah, you don't even get half. After they're done taken,
always taken.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I mean, you get something, but then they when they
tell you how much it is versus how much you
actually get, you're gonna be pissed off.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's a little disappointing. Oh I only get like four
hundred and seventy two thousand or million.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh no, Hey, mister Kenneth, you're still gay? Right?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And you gays like you like things that are what
is it kish? Is that what you call it?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Sure, you guys were used to camp or whatever. Isn't
that used to you? Like things that remind you of housewives?
In the nineteen fifties. That's fun for you.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, that's always a good time, all right, all.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Right, take a look at the TV screen over here.
Look what's back jello salads. Back in the day. If
you ever look at old.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Cookbooks, it looks like bunkes.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Wives were always making jello, but they'd fill the jello
with weird stuff like cherries and hot dogs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So it's a mold. It's a jello mold.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well now that's because of the revival of bone broth
and cooking with beef tallow. It's back. The jello molds
are back. Look, here's one with shrimp. They made one
of the shrimp and peas in it, and it's a
holiday recipe for salad can be sweet or savory. Here's
one filled with ham and cheese. I don't understand. Here's
one filled with chicken and an omelet. It's like, just
(02:45):
have an omelet. Why are you making jello to put
it in the jello mold? I don't understand. This is
from a time the collagen pack dishes can have skin
and joint health benefits, they claim.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
The wave of.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Nostalgia has led to gelatin based food art trending on
social media. And it's popular again, especially this holiday.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh good, it's popular.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Young people and their elderly grandparents are getting together and
putting things in jell o.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So that's nice. So if you're a trad boy or
they should put a stapler in there. Oh like I'm
the office.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah that was pretty funny. Yeah, no, this isn't they're
not being ironic, or maybe they are being ironic, and.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They are, whether they even know it or not.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It looks gross. I'm sure it's kitschy, though I would
not eat it, but I don't know. I guess i'd
eat anything once.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, you eat stuff worse than that.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
All right, I got a funny sound by today, here
is proof positive that Chuck Schumer probably should have retired
ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
The narrative with Chuck Schumer is that he's too old.
It's time to step aside let the new members of
the party take over. Yesterday, he was being asked questions
about Trump and Epstein, and at some point some journalists
in the room did actual journalism. They said, you guys
were in charge of the government for four years.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, Democrats were in charge for four years, right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Why didn't you at least the Epstein files.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Right, Why didn't you do it instead of sitting around
all this time waiting? So they asked him about the Democrats.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So Jerry Atric Chuck Schumer, a guy that doesn't know
how to grow a cheeseburger. Remember that he's standing there
and he thinks they're talking about Trump. So he answers
the question as if it was a question about Trump,
but it was a question about his own people, and
he basically threw Biden under the bus.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He doesn't even know it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Editor on that note, just I guess a question that's
out there. Why wouldn't they have been released the last
four years when.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
President Biden was in office?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Well that's the question every American is asking. Not every American,
but so many Americans are asking, what the hell is
he hiding?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
What was Biden hiding? He was old hiding Biden. What's
the best, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Hey, Chuck, would you agree that Joe Biden is a
suspicious character and that he should have released the Epstein
files and maybe he's guilty of something?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, Trump did that.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, you gotta admit when Biden was president for four years,
he was basically running cover for all these other eight
year old geriatric types. They can't remember nothing no more,
because it would be real hard to accuse that guy
Schumer or Pelosi anybody else of being mentally incompetent. As
(05:13):
long as Biden's president, bro, I got to hear that.
Dude's got to go first.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's sixteen seconds long. Can we play it one more time?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
On that note, just I guess a question that's out there.
Why wouldn't they have been released the last four years.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
When President Biden was in office?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Well that's the question every American is asking, or not
every American, but so many Americans are asking, what the
hell is he hiding?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Christmas lights are just like Epstein, so they don't hang them.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Here's the thing, I don't care who's the president. I
want those files released. Like I like Trump. I think
he's a good guy. I don't care if the files
make him look bad or good. I want the files released.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Kenny hasn't demanded it, so it shall be.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
So.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
If you change your opinions based on who's in charge
of the time, you're a bad person or or we
just shouldn't take you seriously.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Well, since you've got all these questions, I'm gonna throw
one more at you.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Back to the nipples. Oh good lord, Well I didn't
start this.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Nipples are important A question about the Facebook nipple discussion. Sure,
if male nipples are okay, and stickers or tape of
male nipples on top of women's breasts is okay.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That's what that's what Meta says.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Are trans women nipples? Okay, they're men nipples, but they're
on a trans woman.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Now sounds like it would be.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
But if not, what if the trans woman had pictures
of her old nipples that's before they transitioned, and then
they pasted them over their you know, woman breasts now.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Same nipple, but it's not okay? Is that better?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Your Your question here is reasonable and through the app.
I don't know who who sent the question in The.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Answer is not reasonable according to AI, because I just
asked as you were asking it. No, trans women cannot
generally show their nipples on Facebook, as the platform's policies
have historically restricted the exposure of quote uncovered female nipples.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
What about in the front yard of the White House?
Can a trans person trans woman show her nipples there?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, they did, but they shouldn't have.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
But to get to your other question if the trans
person took photos of their nipples from before they transitioned,
printed them out, and put them over their nipples after
their transition. Yes, that would be in a that would
be that would be Facebook regulated.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Except some tricky, complicated little rules they got.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Huh, it's not complicated if you're an idiot, right, No,
that it's.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's easier to follow if you don't think too hard.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Right, I mean, just if you're trying to figure out
what the rules are, imagine what the dumbest person on
earth would think according to the most backwards woke logic
you could possibly conceive.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Sure, and there's your answer. All right.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
We got at least one answer from Georgia already, Josh,
who's a big fan.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's where you know the station, he says.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
The winner was from Noonan, Georgia, which is where my
wife's family is from. And this past Sunday we had
that early Thanksgiving at my in law's house and Jim Paul,
which is the wife's grandfather, wasn't there. He didn't show
up for the early Thanksgiving, missing in action. We've confirmed
that he is still alive and he's okay, but he's
(08:26):
acting kind of weird since the weekend, not responding to
Facebook messages like he normally does, not coming to you know,
friends giving, Thanksgiving early, all that kind of stuff. So
Josh is pretty sure his wife's grandpa probably won that
mega mega ball thing.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's it, Hi, If one of your family members disappear suspiciously,
the only explanation could be that they've won the lottery
and they're not. Not that they were kidnapped or trafficked
or deported for.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Being illegal, or murdered or sheeting with.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
A spouse ran off, went on a cocaine binge, but
just won the lottery.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
That's the most likely.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That's probably what happened. Yeah, well, who am I to
argue with that? That's that's perfect logic.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, it's I mean, nippy out? What am I say?
Nipple there in the air though? Welton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh all right, so we have all these fifth graders
listening this morning. You think listen on fifth graders? Here's
another lesson for fifth graders? Should I play the intro?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
When we do this? I feel like we have the Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It all started with an email from a guy who's
taken a road trip with the bunch of the fifth
grader chaperone in them on the way down to the coast,
and he said the trip is going to be a
lot more bearable with you guys on the radio.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Notice he didn't say the fifth graders would be listening.
So they all got their earbuds on listening to some
kind of crazy ass music we like, you like, probably,
but we don't know. Some of them might take the
earbud out every now and then and just go, hey.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
What's that.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
You think they're listening to a tari teenage ryot. That
seems unlikely, most likely, Yeah, all right, what they do
is all right.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Hey everyone, it's back to school time. Let's go back
to school with Kenny. That's me.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I'm Kenny, and this report's brought to you by are
you good friends at the Walton Johnson Show, who would
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Speaker 2 (10:22):
Both beloved and fairly affordable these days.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
All right, you probably noticed the Cloudfair is offline this morning,
so a lot of websites are not working. I am
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Speaker 1 (10:35):
Fair, so it's kind of working then appears to be working. Yeah.
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Speaker 1 (10:54):
Quite a lengthy promo code. There, it's on the website.
When you look, it's there two slash fifteen. I didn't
do it. That's too late to fix it.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
All right, fifth graders, listen up. In a few years
you're going to be in high school. A few years
after that, you're going to be in college. That might
seem like a long ways away.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It's gonna happen like that. It'll be so quick you
just can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
And when you get there, you're gonna be asked to
take and a course. You're gonna get to choose what
you want to take. It's going to be like probably
in the category of social sciences, and these could be fascinating.
You could take psychology, sociology. Anthropology might be a choice.
Economics sometimes falls over this branch.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh, black women studies. No, that's not part of No,
no that in college. Maybe you can't study black women
in college only if you.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Go to a fake college that doesn't give you a
real education.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You could study them in your own time. But no matter,
can't major in that. No matter what you do, do
not take philosophy. Philosophy is a waste of time. Here's
how do you figure that.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I'll tell you everything you need to know about philosophy
right now, and then i'll explain what happens in the class.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It was from that old philosopher so Crate that you
heard about.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Socrates, I believe, Yes, yes, it's from so greats Yes, Aristototles,
that's who did this one. Here's most of what you
need to know about philosophy in life. If there's a
policy or a program or a you know, some kind
of an organization and what they're doing is benefiting most people,
it's probably good. If it's hurting most people and it's
(12:21):
only helping a small group of people, it's probably bad.
That's what most of what you need, and that's objective
truth right instead. Philosophy often works like this. There's an abstract,
they'll say. Many people claim both X and Y are true.
Given these premises, is it naturally follows there is a
moral imperative to do Z. However, most people find Z
to be objectionable, and then they'll go in this article
(12:42):
we explored blah blah. This is basically obscure philosophy. Interesting
things you'll notice here. It's kind of disgusting to think
that they're actually professors who openly call for Z. They're
not even hiding it anymore. They literally advocate for Z
in public. I think we need to deport anyone that
supports Z. That's most of what philosophy class is. It's
just filling the planks with X and Y and Z.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Is one of the kids names no wells an abstract.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
It could be Yeah, it's an abstract. You know what
made me stop paying attention? What's that?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Just sounds too much like algebra? And I didn't like
algebra at all.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's also fake, gay and retarded.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's unnecessary, just like algebra. Yeah, they kept telling you, oh, yeah,
well you'll need this later in life. Did you ever
ever need algebra?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Oh? No, out No algebra as a scam. Also tell
you it teaches.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You how to think like that abstract equation, the X
and the Y and the Z that you have to think.
You have to fill those gaps in with real things.
I'm wasting my time here, Okay, to nipple or not
to nipple seems to be the question a lot of
your concerns and questions and comments at Walton Johnson dot
(13:54):
com email. If a trans man can walk down the
street top he can with the boobs and the nipples out, Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Do you really want them to? No, that's a hell
no No.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
That'd be like the Elliot Ellen page controversial. Oh my
god cycle, Look how skinny and unhealthy hymn looks shim
or whatever. By the way, if you're having trouble hearing
us this morning, then you can't hear me, so it
won't matter what I'm about to say. But cloud Fair
is offline right now. Cloud Fair is a company. They
work for us, No, no, we work for them. They
host apps like x open Ai Spotify, So if you
(14:33):
normally listen to us on Spotify, then today you're not
even hearing this, So it would be the point of
explaining it to you.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Maybe they'll catch it in the app later and then
it'll just explain all.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, Anyway, a lot of websites are offline this morning.
I don't know if it was Chinese hackers or the
Indian tech support guy or someone did something here.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It's not working so well, I bet somebody will fix it. Oh,
I'm sure someone.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
In the meantime, you'll just have to learn to live
without stuff for a while. Yeah, we'd let Pulse hits.
Then you'll see.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh good god, here he goes again with the Poults.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
We found this unearthed clip from twenty fifteen of Trump
talking about Epstein bringing up Epstein Island way before anyone
knew who Epstein even was.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
And now it's already bring it up if he was
as guilty as they say he is.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Great point. Huh. Okay, So this is a clip from
twenty fifteen. The question of Jeffrey Epstein in your remarks
about I think he's got a problem. Don't think the
problem would be I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
But that island was really a cesspool, There's no question
about it.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Just ask Prince Andrew. He'll tell you about it.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
What The island was an absolute cesspool. So that he's
been there for many times when he's a friend, well,
I can't say friends but I know friendly.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You know them well. They play at my clubs a lot.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
I have clubs, and everybody.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Likes to playing a political problem for her if she
runs for president.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
It could be a political problem.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Look, he could be a political problem right now, he's
teflon and right now maybe not, but he could end
up being a political That one question.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
That is from ten years ago. And Trump doesn't look
real different. He looks a little younger, but you know.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
The presidency hasn't warned him down the way it does
most people when they become president four years. I mean
even Barack Obama, who was pretty young when he first
became president. He aged rapidly they usually do. But I
think this isn't that big a stretch for Trump. Most
of the people that have been president lately have come
(16:22):
from either pampered rich families where they never really had
to work, or families where they never really had.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
To work for other reasons.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Trump's been doing more complicated stuff than this most of
his adult life.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, he really has boy exciting news. Guys that looks
like exes back online.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Now after all that explanation, yeah, it looks like that
you've wasted that time.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well, hang on, a minute bill. Yet, is it possible
that the person that was in charge of fixing it
was listening to our show and they didn't know.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
It was offline? So me no doubt, no doubt bringing
it up. You know, you probably woke them up.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
A lot of Chinese and Russian hackers and Indian tax
support guys. They depend on this radio show to get
their information every morning. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
It's never too early to learn that the government is
a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until
they have sore, chapped nipples. What Donny Johnson
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