The Full Jubal Show from November 17th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Be careful what you get your kids for Christmas this year. Oh,
it's the Jewel Show. And I know it's not even
Thanksgiving yet, but a nonprofit called Public Interest Research Group
released its fortieth annual Trouble in Toyland Report.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
In the past, they focused on things like choking hazards
and issues that kids can have like that. Now they've
issued a new report and a new warning for children's
toys this holiday season. And you'd be surprised at what
this year's most dangerous kids toys are. So give me
three minutes and I'll tell you what toys you should

(00:41):
definitely avoid getting your kids this holiday season. It's also hilarious.
What's happening. We'll tell you about it right after this.
It's the Jewil Show. Close your eyes and think back
to when you were a little baby child yesterday. The
holidays were such a magical time, learning to celebrate, overeating
during Thanksgiving, and then came Christmas when Santa uses a

(01:01):
slave labor to produce toys for all the good poles
and girls. And if you were a child like me,
you realize how bad you've been all year because Santa
literally didn't bring you anything. You'd ask for. Oh well,
he kind of did, Like, if I want to do nikes,
he brought me some pro wings.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
In other words, Santa just delivered toys to me that
would help me learn to stick up for myself on
the playground. Anyway. A nonprofit called Public Interest Research Group
or at least it's fortieth annual Trouble in Toyland Report.
In the past they focus on things like choking hazards,
but now they're saying there's a new thing that parents
need to look out for this holiday season when buying

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your kids a Christmas gift, and that thing is AI. Yep,
it's been forty years since the Teddy rucksbin remember that.
Oh yeah, with Teddy Bear that could talk for itself.
It blew everybody's minds talking and reading stories. Oh cool, Well,
it's really cool. See how far we've come, because now
foul mouthed AI toys could be the big issue this smith. Oh,

(02:01):
it's the first year that a ton of popular toys
will have built in AI. And they tested a bunch
of toys that use AI that have full on conversations
with kids, and they found that some of these conversations
weren't exactly PG why are they putting AI and toys.
Toys are for little kids. Kids do not need that.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Well, mynie, well, as an auntie, I'm taking this very seriously.
But my niece and nephew have something called the Owl,
so it's kind of like Alexa, but they keep it
in their room and they talk to it. It tells
them stories and like has conversations with that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
There's all kinds of AI toys like that, and some
parents are already sharing their experiences with these AI toys. Yea,
now they've become really bad for the kids. They said
that we found some toys that will talk in depth,
and they'll go over sexually explicit topic comics. Whoa, they'll
offer advice on where a child can find matches or knives.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
What they're not testing this ahead of time, Like isn't
your job with AI to ask every problematic question to
make sure it says I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
And they say, there's no way to tell what an
AI toy might talk about, so you need to be careful.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Used to be having kids choke on legos, but no, no,
they're gonna get the top.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, it's from their little robot AI Teddy Bear teaching
them how to rob a bank A. Yeah, some parents
have weighed in with issues they've already had with some
of their AI technology toys. We're talking about how a
public interest group has issued a warning for parents to
be careful what AI toys you buy your kids this
holiday season. One family said that they had a Teddy Bear.

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Oh that started giving their son motivational speeches, but then
it got progressively meaner. I went from things like you
can do it, buddy, to cry one more time and
I'll write a Yelp review about your attitude. No, that's
so mean. I mean it totally is. It's funny. It's

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awesome for adults, right and yeah, that wund be hilarious,
But for a five year old, it's just like, oh
my gosh, I'm being bullied by my bear.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
You have a romantic partner. Here's an idea to get
on that Christmas.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
They were going over a report from a public interest
group that says you should be careful what toys you
get for your kid this holiday season because AI can
malfunction and there's been a lot of reports of AI
toys being explicit with kids. One family said they had
an AI dump truck and it was supposed to teach
their kid construction words. How cute, right, they said, Instead
it started yelling nice parking job, genius every time it

(04:35):
pumped into something, basically started road raging. Then they would
not to say that. My four year old now asked
me to hawk if I'm behind anybody at a stop
sign because of the truck. Yeah, this is real life.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
But that's just crazy to me, Like that's like not
you would think these are kids toys.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
So either to take the AI out or like go
have it stopped doing that. Search it enough and put
some restraints on it so that it can't say certain
things like this. One family who talked about a kitchen
set that they got for their daughter, they said to
play Oven called their todder a toddler, a culinary disappointment
okang and told her that her plastic pizza was an

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insult to cuisine.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
You know, there's always that like brain somewhere that's like
I'm going to take over the world. This is how
they're doing it and watching the children when they're young.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
And then you know, the AI oven actually told the
daughter at one point to get the f out of
its kitchen. I don't know if it was getting confused
with the Gordon Ramsey episode or what again, that's funny,
not my child, but that's okay. But all curse words
should not be anywhere. No, no, of course not. Another

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family is sharing a story of how they got their
kid a AI bunny that talks to them, said, the
kids bunny started saying, let's hop to it. It's like
the thing that it started saying. But then it's AI,
so it learns. And then at one point they caught
the money, saying to the kid, what's the point of hopping?
If you know nobody truly loves you? Why is the
ice to pray? I mean also a great point, right,

(06:12):
it's another jubile phone Pray Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Hello is this is Trevor calling from Atto. I was
looking for Denise, who has her Chevy Equinox in here?

Speaker 7 (06:29):
Yeah, that's me. Is it ready?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:31):
So that's what I'm calling just a quick update. It
may be about two more days before it's ready. But
why don't you kind of give you just a quick
heads up?

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Why?

Speaker 8 (06:42):
What's what's going on? They said it would be ready today,
it's the latest.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh yeah, I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
I'm just like the I work the phones here, so
wetle to put you on brief hold and then I'll
find out the specifics on why your car is going
to be delayed a few days and I'll be right
back with you. Is that okay, okay, okay, just please h.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
M hmmmmmmmm. These guys do take a long time. I
don't tell you that much. M m mmmmmmmmmm.

Speaker 8 (07:14):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Hello, yeah, Hello, it's Pete. Yes, yeah, I was just
checking to see if I could keep it a few
more days.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yes, I was on a hold. I was told that
like today was going to be the last day that it.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Would be ready by today. Why why does it need
to be held?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I don't I'm sorry. Uh, my name is Pete. And
I was just calling a few minutes ago. I'm, you know,
asking if I could keep it a few more days.
I was speaking of a lady. I was speaking of somebody. Yeah,
I was speaking of somebody named Trevor.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
I was also speaking to a guy named Trevor.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
H oh, wait, okay, I think I'm trying to figure
out what's going on here. So my name is Pete.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
What's your name, Denise?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, hey Denise. I don't I don't know what happened.
So I was calling up because I got a car
from them, you know, and I was for a couple
of days here and I wanted to keep it a
couple more days. So I was talking to Trevor. He
put me on hold, and now I'm talking to you.
They must have trade. They must have patched us in
together or something. I don't know how that happened, but anyway, yeah.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
So, oh that's weird. I guess we just wait until
they pick us up or something.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I guess. So, uh, this is kind of awkward, but anyway,
nice to meet you. I guess we just hang out
until they pick it up. Are you Are you getting
your car worked done? Or are you written?

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Yeah, my car's being worked on.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Oh that's yeah, that's something hell lovely. They get it
fixed pretty quick. I love the way that this place
hangles it with the rental stuff though. You know, it's great,
Well you have a rental Oh yeah, yeah, I love
how they do that. It's awesome. You know, I never
I never had a place that does that before. I
think it's such a genius idea. You know, you get
a car in here, you get it worked on. I mean,

(09:00):
you work out the bugs by letting people rent it
for a few days at a cheap rate. It is great.
And you know, I don't know how they do it legally, Honestly,
I don't know. But I ran from these guys all
the time. I got the Chevy Equinox right now and
it is a beat. And so I'm just.

Speaker 8 (09:14):
Do you say Chevy Equinox? Did you say Chevy Equinox?

Speaker 9 (09:21):
Pete?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Denise? Is this Trevor? Is this Denise?

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Are you still there?

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Yeah, Trevor, what is going on?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
So that's what I was just finding out.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
And it seems that there was just like a little
bit of an error that they were getting from a
test that they were doing, and so they need to
just keep it for like three more days to do
the diagnose stick completely on it.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
That sounds like boll you.

Speaker 10 (09:51):
You just put me on hold with another customer and
it sounds like they're driving my car.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
What is going on?

Speaker 8 (09:57):
They said that you guys like.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
Rent out the car to other customers, and they said
he said that he was driving the Chevy Equinox.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
I'm gonna have to one second, I'll be right back.
I'm gonna place you on berefold again.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
I'm just gonna no, don't put me on hold.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
I just all just gonna figure it out to be
right back, please, mister Meakins. I think we need a
car back today because I have the customer on the
other line, and she sounds like, hello, upset that it's
being rented because you know, like we didn't tell her.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
So Hello, this is that customer.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
You idiots, you're talking to me. You're I'm the one
with the Chevy Equinox.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I'm gonna call the police, okay, oh okay, so.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
You're gonna go to jail.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I can't believe this, Denise. This is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband set you up.

Speaker 9 (10:51):
Wait what this joke?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You said that your car has been in the shop
for a couple of days and he wanted to mess
with you. So your car's not being rinted out. That's
still there. Probably I think got it. Wake up every
morning with Jubile phone, Franks, it's time fora what's trending?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Walmart is sneaking in as you're rebound. You know you're
mister Steel, your girl. You got disappointed by somebody, But
Walmart is going to take up your tears or wipe
your tears.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
That sounds better. Wipe your tears and I'll tell you
what that means.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh well, not this time. This time they will be
your shoulder to cry on. I'll tell you why in
just a second. But first, did you guys ever watch
Gilmore Girls?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yes? I like the resounding Yeah right now, so freaking good.
That makes me really happy. But for the first time,
so key man smart, she can just get it together. Wait,
which one was like, I think she's a cook person? Yes,
all right, but no, I thought it was I thought
she was a friend. Oh no, I might be wrong completely.

(11:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
You're right it's a friend. But no, but wait, watch Friends. Yay,
daughter's friend. But the girl he's talking about, you're talking
about Melissa McCarthy's Yeah, what was her name?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
She was hot, hilarious. I don't know. It's really funny,
but you have to see it.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
But it's streaming now if you want to get in
on the Gilmore Girls party. But that's not what I'm
talking about. For the first time in twenty five years,
the Gilmore Girls is dropping their very own soundtrack. You
can order it on vinyl, CD or cassette and it's
actually really interesting. I kind of scrolled through it because
I was like, oh, what artists are, Like they're gonna
be on this soundtrack then? But they have songs called
Luke's Window and Shoe Bad Bird waiting like they sing them.

Speaker 9 (12:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I don't even know if these are just like sound
like just sitting out there going like, man, they could
ever just make a Gilmore Girl's soundtrack, my life would
be complete. Yeah, so, like thirty years later they decided
to do it. Yeah, there's a track on it called
sad Dog Like.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
I'm very confused, Yeah, also kind of interested.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm gonna listen to it. So why not? Hey, what
exactly you want to support? I'm here for it. Fillmore Girls,
get it? Yep.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Okay, now let's go back to Walmart and how they're
going to hold you while you cry? Oh I really
taken this way too far. But basically what happened was
Starbucks released those cute little barristas they completely sold out,
and Walmart said, it's all right, stop crying. We got
to and now they've got their own version of the
little prices. Well they're still bears. Oh so if we

(13:28):
talked about this a little bit. They came out with
these little glass bears that you can drink your coffee
out of that are a little holiday themed. They completely
sold out of Starbucks, so Walmart said they're they're going
to do it too.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
The bear.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
They have their version and you can get it there.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Really cute.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
I don't understand why people go crazy. They're going to
be on eban like three months.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I mean, this is what you got to do as
a business.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
You release just a little bit and if you get one, now,
all of a sudden, you're in the exclusivity club. And
so that's why, which is also silly because you could
actually drop like chewed gum and say that only twenty
people get.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
This blue chew cop that's gusting. Well yeah, but it'd
be worth a lot of money. Who's gonna eat that?
I don't know, say Louie thomasin che did Who's gonna
be the brave person to pull out your Walmart bear
next to someone who has a Starbucks one and gets
get judged? Dang, oh Joe, Oh that's a Walmart one?
Who like the Stanley say?

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Why we really like a jubil show? Oh my gosh,
we could, but it would be Jewebel's face. Okay, not
what I was thinking. However, I was singing a bear
it had like okay, god, that's what's trending.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, that would make the Walmart one look good.

Speaker 11 (14:39):
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Speaker 1 (14:46):
Hunter is on the phone today for a first ave
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Carrie.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Hunter, how long
has it been since you heard from Carrie?

Speaker 7 (15:00):
It's been like two weeks?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, a long time you stressed in? Yeah, I mean
two weeks is an maternity. I feel like this sort
of situation. Yeah. Have you tried to reach out to her?

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 9 (15:18):
You know it's not like I was just waiting for
her to make a nice move.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
You know, text has called and you've heard nothing back.

Speaker 9 (15:26):
No, absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Well, why don't you tell us about the date?

Speaker 7 (15:30):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (15:32):
We we did just like artisan pretzel making workshop.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
You know that's cool. You know these dates are getting good, right,
I thought so you.

Speaker 9 (15:42):
Know flower everywhere.

Speaker 12 (15:44):
We're wearing those weird crazy hipstory aprons, and you know,
everyone's pretending that Doe has emotions.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
You know, it was fun, man.

Speaker 12 (15:56):
You know, kind of had a little mishap with the
with the dough, and I think that's possibly what what
might have gone ry?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
What happened with the dough? What kind of domes happened?

Speaker 9 (16:10):
Started kind of hit her in the face with it a.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Little bit, just just a little on purpose. No, not
on purpose.

Speaker 13 (16:18):
I mean I was kind of doing a thing with
the like a dramatic chef kind of dough flip kind
of thing. Dough kind of goes airborne and you know,
gives her a little one two right.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Right to the right to the face.

Speaker 12 (16:36):
Yeah, you kind of lift like a you know, some
flower on her face.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
And I feel like that could possibly did she.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Seem upset after she got hit in the face with
the dough?

Speaker 7 (16:48):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (16:50):
She wasn't happy. Kind she kind of played it off.
I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
You know, I think I think we're ok. Like I
was like, I was like, are you okay? Do you
have a dough allergy?

Speaker 9 (17:04):
And she was like no, no, She lasted.

Speaker 12 (17:06):
Off, said, I didn't sign out to be assaulted by Carbs.
You know, I thought it went pretty well except for
that whole thing.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, how did the date end?

Speaker 7 (17:19):
It went pretty good.

Speaker 12 (17:21):
I didn't get a kiss, but I got a hug,
you know, which that to me.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Is like a red flag. I feel like, yeah, yeah,
a little pat on the back. I thinks I'm not
going to see you again.

Speaker 9 (17:36):
I didn't get the pad on the back. It was
you know, the squeeze.

Speaker 12 (17:40):
But but yeah, okay, yeah, if it had been like
the you know, hug but like distance that would have been,
that would have been.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
I would have known right away. All right. So you're
thinking the dough in the face is the reason that
you're getting ghosted. I would think so.

Speaker 9 (17:57):
I mean, I can't think of anything else it.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Would have happened. Okay, well, we'll play a song come back,
and then we'll call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you a
second date. Okay, okay, all right, we'll get your first
day follow up next. Right in the middle of your
first day follow up, if you're just joining us, Hunter
is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a
woman named Carrie. So we're about to call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and

(18:20):
maybe get him a second date. But before we do that, Hunter,
why don't you break down your date again for us
real quick.

Speaker 12 (18:26):
Yeah, we went out like a fancy pretzel making workshop thing,
and I kind of assaulted her with the dough.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
That's probably why.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Right, Not on purpose. That sounds so violent.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
I feel like that.

Speaker 12 (18:41):
I mean, I didn't think that sounds It feels like that.

Speaker 9 (18:45):
I made it sound way worse.

Speaker 12 (18:46):
Okay, there was a word assaulted in there, right, kind
of sounds like I'm in the files or something there,
But that happened.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Okay, all right, Well, are you ready for us to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you?

Speaker 9 (19:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (19:01):
Yeah, hopefully we can. You know, I promise I'm not
going to smack you in the face with doe again.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Okay, here you are. We're gonna call it right now.
Here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to carry please,
Hey Carrie, how are you? This is a radio show.

(19:28):
It's called the Jewble Show.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I'm Nina. I make sure you and my name is Jubell.
How are you.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
Wait. Okay, Hi, Hi, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (19:42):
Well?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Have you ever listened to the show before.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
I've actually seen clips of you guys on TikTok, but
I've never like, listen listen.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh okay. We do a second on our show called
the First Day follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a day with somebody and you ghost them,
they can email us to call you and ask why
you're ghosting them. And we got an email about you
from somebody.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
Oh my gosh, any idea who.

Speaker 14 (20:04):
Would email us? Maybe I want to take a shot
and tell you if you're right? Maybe Hunter, Yes it
is Hunter.

Speaker 9 (20:16):
You got a job.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
You went absolutely nothing, but Hunter told us about your day.
He said he really liked you a lot. But it's
been two weeks and you haven't talked to him, and
he's wondering if you'll tell us, will you?

Speaker 7 (20:28):
I mean, this is really awkward, but you know, he
just wasn't my type. You know, the way he argued
with the instructor about like pretzel philosophy.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I guess he was arguing with the instructor what is
pretzel philosophy?

Speaker 7 (20:49):
Yeah, he had like a lot of pretzel knowledge in
that moment, Like kind of stuck with me, but like
not in a good way.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, he didn't tell us anything about any argument with
any instructor or anything like that.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Oh, he's very he's very into his pretzels. He took it.
He took it very seriously.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay. Yeah, he told us that you guys made pretzels,
and you thought the reason you weren't calling him back
was because he accidentally hit you in the face with
the dough.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
No, it wasn't the dough to the face. Honestly, that
was kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Though, well good, I'm glad you have a sense of
humor about that.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
Yeah, that was you know, things happen. But the rest
of it was too much.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
For me, Like how intense was the argument.

Speaker 7 (21:33):
He just was correcting the instructor quite quite a bit.
And the little judgie of the instructor. I mean, I
thought we were just coming to make pretzels and have
a good time. I didn't know it was like a
like a food network like, you know, like we're trying
to win a competition kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Okay, Okay, how did the instructor take it?

Speaker 7 (21:55):
I think the instructor was kind of taken back because
I don't think a lot of people take it pretzel
course and drill the instructor, you know what I mean.
So I'm sure that he was not used to that.
For me, that's like a big red flag. I mean,
people who arre you with servers, you know, you're going
to argue with someone who is teaching how to make pretzels,

(22:17):
Like I just can't deal with that, you know. I
need someone who's a little bit more easy going. So
that's just a red flag for me. I just can't
have someone that's that uptight, especially about something as simple
and as fun as pretzels should be.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Okay, well, thank you for telling us, and Carrie, I'll
also let you know that Hunter is on the phone
and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
Wait he's here now, Yeah, Hi, Okay.

Speaker 12 (22:48):
I mean, I just think it's a little ridiculous where
you're saying, you know, it's just a little debate.

Speaker 7 (22:55):
You you know, it wasn't just a debate. You snatched
the dough and said, let me show you the proper
Bavarian twist, and you like like you're doing it wrong,
all right, I was helping. I mean, you called her
salt scattered, chaotic, like you were very judging. You said

(23:16):
pretzels are heritage, not a free for all, Like that's
literally something you are.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
They are don't have the memory.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
I mean, this is just ridiculous. I mean you were
just like waving the pretzel around like crazy, like like
I can't. I mean, it's not my fault.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
She's teaching a dough classes.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
I was in your out, all right, you gave zuro support.
I mean we were taking a pretzel course. I mean
I didn't know I had to back you up in pretzels,
Like I thought it was just supposed to be like fun.
I didn't know you were going to need like to
tag me into your argument about a pretzel, like this
is pretzels that we're talking about.

Speaker 9 (23:59):
Yeah, no, I never mind going to say it.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
You know what, no I will if your pretzel twisting
is anything like your life twisting, Like, trust me, nobody
wants that. Oh wow, okay, I mean I said it.

Speaker 12 (24:17):
I mean I wasn't gonna say anything, but your your
principal is probably the worst one in the entire class.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
It was just there's no way it was going to
come out right.

Speaker 9 (24:26):
There's gonna be oh my.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
God, like you just came off yourself wow, wow.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Carry would you like another date with a hunter? Will
pay for it?

Speaker 9 (24:37):
No?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
No? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:41):
This?

Speaker 7 (24:42):
No? No thanks?

Speaker 9 (24:44):
Yeah if that's fine? Good? Yeah. I want the one
who's got my back.

Speaker 12 (24:48):
It would have been nice if I had some you know,
support from you, especially when you.

Speaker 9 (24:52):
Know that what I was saying about the Princels were right.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
Okay, you need therapy, like good luck.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
I can't Yeah, you can't, can't make can't make a pretthel.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
Jewbile's First Day follow up with am I some sort
of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
No? Not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
It was like, why am I even listening to? To
begin with your virgin who can't drive?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Louis Tomlinson tickets. So call
us up right now if you want to play eight
eight eighths three four three one o six one eight
eight eight three four three one o six one. You
can also dm us at the Jewel Show or go
to the Jewbelshow dot com if you think you have

(25:42):
what it takes to send Victoria's spiraling down the staircase
of shame, clashing a participation ribbons and muttering something about technicalities.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Victoria, technicalities are very real technical term.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I would have won.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
I don't know which game, but that just remember that happened. Second,
I'm feeling pretty good today, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I kind of it. Yeah, I think I can win.
I need to get back a win streak. Okay, well
you did have a winster. You're up to three and
then four or four.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
I was given the fourth one. Well it was three
and then you tied. Yeah, she didn't get to four.
But like I was going for and before, right, technicality,
Like I said before, we'll play yours, Victoria. Next, it's
the Jubal Show.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
Don't call me stupid, all right?

Speaker 5 (26:25):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual, don't you. Its It's time for America's favorite
trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your chance to take on
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Louis Thomlinson tickets.
And let's meet today's contestant for You vers Victoria Malia
what's that, Malia? How are you?

Speaker 9 (26:47):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 7 (26:48):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Great? Thank you for asking. Do you think you have
what it takes to beat Victoria today or lose against me?

Speaker 8 (26:54):
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. My heart is m
I have my eight year old son here cheering me on.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Nice. What's your year old son's name? His name Sin?
What is it?

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Finn?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I thought you said Sin, and I was like, that
is an interesting name. Ben? Okay, I like that better
than Sin. I think Ben, Benn Ben or Ben?

Speaker 9 (27:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Finn, Finn, yes, Okay, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Finn?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
All right? Got your name right? All right, Let's send
Victoria out of the studio. And while she's leaving, Malia,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to be
you outright to wain. Okay, okay, sounds good. All right,
she's outside. The door is closed, and your time Malia starts. Now.

(27:42):
In which country is the Shinto religion primarily practiced?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (27:47):
God? Pat in what.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Country would you find the city of timbuckto.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (27:55):
China?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
How long is the standard marathon.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Twenty six point two miles.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
The Amazon River flows primarily through which country?

Speaker 7 (28:07):
America?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
What is the capital of Australia?

Speaker 8 (28:13):
Oh, gosh to me?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
All right, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones and stuff, Malia, here's a question for you.
What's one thing that you've done this year that would
put you on Santa's naughty list.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Let's see, I took my child in accident.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
My baby, not my eight year old, my baby, and.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Accidentally went and trespassed hiking this summer.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm on, where did you hike? Where you were? Trust
speaking all.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
The good things?

Speaker 11 (28:43):
Young?

Speaker 7 (28:43):
Right?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Was it like a like a place where you can
hike or was it like some abandoned building you're not
supposed to go into?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I hope not.

Speaker 8 (28:50):
I often went out to some triple triple waterfalls and
had a security guard waiting for us when we came
back out.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Did you say, sir, I'm sorry I got lost?

Speaker 7 (29:01):
I said, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm feeding my baby.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
We were sitting right there and we were just feeding
her her bottle.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
It was so hungry. Mom, card works every time.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Victoria, you can't deny the baby.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
What's one thing you've done this year that will put
you on Santa's naughty list?

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Hey, I was gonna say that, I think a lot.
I'm sorry, failed to listen, failed to clean a lot.
It's like both the ones that my parents to tell
me that you really on the naughty list.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I see, yeah, I got a list. Very innocent. All right,
here we go? Yeah, wow, thirty seconds hands There as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed and you have to beat Malia outright to win.
And Malia you can tell Victoria when to go?

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Okay, ready, set go?

Speaker 8 (29:49):
In?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Which country is the Shinto religion primarily practiced? Seriously, that's
a past in What country would you find the city
of Timbuctoo? Countries?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
What country? USA? How long is the Standard marathon? What
is it? Timbuk Oh? What wait? Wait I thought of it?

Speaker 5 (30:12):
Bye bye, way, we can't thirty thirty six miles?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
The Amazon River flows primarily through which country?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Victoria's still trying to figure out timbuk too? What thing
is my daddy? There's a there's like a there's a
dad joke. About Timbuk some I don't know what. I
don't know, I don't remember what it is.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
But from here to timbuk too, Yeah, I thought here,
but here from here to timbuk.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
To it was a made up joke.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
It's an actual places through Yeah, I really exists.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's just like wow, I don't know. I see how
you guys did considered order, our scoreboard, our social media
producer gap Well, Victoria didn't get any credit. What nine
and one? That shouldn't surprise you? And Malia got one. Congratulations,
you infen died it, you'd be Victoria. You got Louis
Thomason tickets just for playing too, Thank you so much.

(31:05):
I don't see the answers now with Nina, I also
feel like I want to give them a half a point.
I'll tell you where.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
But Japan is the country that the Shinto religion is
primarily practiced. Molly is the country of the country where
you can find Tim buck to wait, is it Molly
or Maley? Molly Molly and that's just m a l
I oh, okay, standard marathon is twice?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Is that another reason should be.

Speaker 10 (31:28):
On the list.

Speaker 8 (31:33):
I feel like we should all know more of these.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Well, I knew none of you think, but the standard
marathon is twenty six point two miles.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh dang it.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
The Amazon River flows primarily through Brazil, but I feel
like they should get half a point because Finn, You're right,
Brazil is in South America and then Canberra is the
capital of Australia.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Malia. Thank you for playing well.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (31:56):
I appreciate for letting me and my child play today.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Absolutely have a good playstory at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
jubilshow dot com. It's time to Catch a Cheater only
on the Jubile Show. Cameron is on the phone today
for to Catch a Cheater and he thinks that his
girlfriend of three years named Noah might be messing around.

(32:19):
So we'll see if we can help him out. Cameron, Sorry,
you're going through it, but what's up? Why do you
think that Noah might be cheating on you?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Well, I mean just some small things have changed, you know,
with with Noah, and I feel like, you know, lately,
I can't shake that feeling that something, like.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
You know, is hiding something, you know what I mean, yeah,
that's why I called.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I mean, we've been together for three years and it's like,
you know, we just celebrated an anniversary and uh, you know,
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (32:46):
It's like but after like like no use to.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Call and then text all the time, rather like little
check ins like cute stuff, and that's kind of stopped.
And you know, and every weekend see like she's volunteering
at the animal shelter and you know, and then I noticed,
like shouldn't post pictures of that or like she used to,
like there's not a lot of documentation of it. And
then I noticed, like she started doing our laundry laundry

(33:11):
randomly on herselves on Mondays and we've always just done
it together on Sundays. So she says it's just to
get a head start, but something feels off, and I swear,
you know, like last time I saw a parent jeans
and boxers, you know, before she set the lid.

Speaker 9 (33:24):
That were mine and you know, started the load.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
It's kind of interesting.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Wait, what I mean you saw her put jeans and
boxers that weren't yours into the washing machine mine?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Huh, Okay, that's alarming, laundry strange. Did you ask her
about it.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
No, I just again, I just it just seemed kind
of like, you know, I don't know if it's a
bunch of things, So just I didn't ask, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You didn't, Okay, Okay, I mean I guess that's kind
of hard.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Like you have two options, right, you blow up just
because you assume something, or you ask, and then you're
afraid that you're going to start a fight.

Speaker 13 (34:00):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
I mean yeah, that doesn't make me feel very good.
Has she been different towards you.

Speaker 9 (34:07):
A little bit?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
But like not like again, like I said, like, it
just seems like I used to knew more about what
was going on on the regular, you know, so like
I get texted more often like check in just whatever.
But like and then the boxers the jeans.

Speaker 9 (34:23):
Thing kind of threw me off a little bit, Like
I was like, this looks like dude scenes and they're
not mine.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah, and boxers, I mean, that's strange any way to
explain that other than she's cheating.

Speaker 9 (34:34):
Do I?

Speaker 7 (34:35):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Well, it could be that you know, I saw like
the band and like maybe they're something I haven't seen
on her, you know what I mean, Like maybe, but
it's like I don't know, I felt like odd, you
know when you see something on a line like I'm really,
I feel like I'm really, I really pay attention to
details a lot, you know, and then all and like
I just feel like I saw it and it was

(34:55):
like did I just do what I saw?

Speaker 9 (34:57):
You know? Like I can't stop, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Well, all those things put together, it would definitely make
me feel uneasy.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, and her schedule is all different and stuff too.
So all right, well you already told us what grocery
store she's a rewards card member at, So we'll play
a song come back, and then call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
free flowers deliver from our floor department, just our way
of saying thank you for shopping, and we'll see if
she sends those flowers to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 9 (35:24):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Come back and get her to Catch a Cheater next,
if you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Cameron is on the phone, and Cameron thinks that his
girlfriend of three years named No One might be cheating,
So we're about to call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store that she's a rewards card member
at and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky Rewards member who gets a free gift from us,
and it's flowers delivered from our floor department, and we'll

(35:47):
see if she sends those to Cameron or to somebody else.
All right, Cameron. Before we do that, though, why don't
you catch us up on your situation again real quick?

Speaker 9 (35:56):
So you know, we've been together for three years, and
I feel like their team.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
So like her schedule scene she's out every weekend, or
she's said she's at the she's volunteering, but I don't
see like evidence or pictures online or you know, the
feed or that she's there. And then she's changed her
laundry day and then I kind of saw those you know,
she didn't text me, and but I also saw Mandy
those teens in the boxers that I think we're another guys.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
So that makes you feel really uneasy?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah anybody else? Yeah about that? All right? Man? Are
you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 9 (36:30):
I think?

Speaker 4 (36:31):
So?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay, here we go. Hi, this is Corbeck calling from
I was looking for our rewards card member and named Noah.
Okay that's what she Hi, Noah, how are you? Please?

(36:52):
Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with the big congratulations. You're this month's
big winner. Thank you so much for shopping.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
With us, and I treat anything.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Technically you did when you became a rewards member with us.
So I don't know if you know this or not,
but every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member
who gets a free gift from us just for shopping
with us, our way of saying thank you. And today
you've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you want within the entire country, absolutely free.

Speaker 10 (37:21):
WHOA Okay, does it have to be roses? Or can
I like substitute a different plant?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Would you be sending this to somebody who wouldn't want roses?

Speaker 7 (37:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (37:35):
Yeah, Well the person I have in my head, I'm like, oh,
not sent roses time?

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (37:40):
Could I do like a tactics and then instead of
there's a specific instead of the chocolates, could I get
like a gift card to the wing store like the
new wing place next door.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I sure, absolutely, I think we can. We can definitely
do that for you.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
All I would need from you would be the first
and last name of the person you want to send
them to, if you would like to put anything on
a card, what you'd like to put on it, and
then we'll get the address and confirm everything and will
be good.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
Okay, So it's Julian.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Julian, Okay. Do you want to put a card along
with the cactus in the wings?

Speaker 7 (38:20):
Yeah? Okay, And then I wanted to say.

Speaker 10 (38:24):
Some things are better unstead, but I think you'd get
it great.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Got that down. And the next thing that I'll be
needing from you is just to let you know that
this is actually a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Hi, I Nina and my name is Jubal And we
do a segment on a show called to Catch You Cheater,
where if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers or cactus to, and
your boyfriend Cameron is actually on the phone.

Speaker 9 (38:53):
Julian, Noah, what the hell does that mean? You think
you get? You get? What?

Speaker 7 (38:59):
What's getting? What?

Speaker 5 (39:02):
What?

Speaker 9 (39:02):
Woo? Wa wa, whoa, whoa?

Speaker 7 (39:03):
What's going camera? What is Thereah? What are you doing?
What is happening? Right now?

Speaker 9 (39:09):
You're sending a cactus to somebody named Julian. You think
he gets what? What's he getting? What do you?

Speaker 7 (39:16):
I'm what is Wait? Do you think I'm cheating on you?
Is that what this is?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (39:24):
I think you're hiding something.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
You've been distant, you change your habits and now you're
sending a cactus and a gift card to someone nam
Julian with a cryptic message.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
Well, whoa, what habits have I been changing?

Speaker 3 (39:36):
What about the like I saw you watching some dudes
boxers and jeans, like in your laundry.

Speaker 10 (39:41):
Okay, this is Honestly, I can't believe I'm hearing about this.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
For the first time on the radio, that you're thinking
something is going on. But yeah, Julian, someone I met
at the shelter and he's deaf.

Speaker 10 (39:54):
Cam Okay, that message, it's just something we joked about
because I've been learning sign language to communicate with him
and he's been going through a rough time and I
just wanted to do something nice.

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Then why keep it from me? Why make it sound
so secretive?

Speaker 7 (40:10):
Because I was trying to surprise you. I was learning
sign language. I was going to tell you at dinner
next week. I was signed and not listen.

Speaker 10 (40:20):
Julie has been going through a hard time and he's
like lost access to laundry, so he hasn't been able
to get into his apartment.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
So I've been helping out by doing his laundry.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
I mean, if you.

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Would have just come to me, I could have explained
all of this.

Speaker 10 (40:34):
I was trying to do something interesting and nice and
I wanted to surprise you.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
I thought you'd be proud of me.

Speaker 9 (40:42):
How is you learning sign language for another guy? Surprise
for me?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (40:47):
I just thought you'd be proud that I was like
taking time to like better myself and like learn a
new skill. I don't know. I thought you'd be impressed.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
This just doesn't sound right, Like it's just something seems off.
Last time you did.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Something like this, you told me about it, and it's
like you know this. This things like you're not telling me,
and it's.

Speaker 9 (41:06):
Just everything's changed, the patterns are changed.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
I feel like there's something something's not right about it.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
It's not what you think.

Speaker 10 (41:13):
I just I felt bad for him, and we were
making a connection in a way.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
But then it started this thing and I didn't mention it.

Speaker 10 (41:22):
At first, and then it had been going on so
long that I was like, oh, well, let me just
make this a surprise at this point.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
So that was where I was like, Oh, I'm already
starting to kind of get good at this.

Speaker 10 (41:31):
It's going to be like a whole surprise. Like what
you learn't sign language?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Well, what's the connection though? Like you guys are making
a connection, Like.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Do you feel like you and this Julian person kind
of have I don't know feelings for each other even
if you haven't done anything about it.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
Well, I mean we work at an animal shelter. It's
all emotional.

Speaker 10 (41:50):
He's death and it's the first deaf person I've ever
interacted with in this way. It's all very like emotional
and special in a way. I feel like I can
talk to him about stuff that I can't necessarily talk.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
To you about.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Oh, so you could talk to him about things that
you can't talk to me about. So it is kind
of an emotional thing like that sounds like that's another level.

Speaker 9 (42:14):
Have you been out with him and haven't let me
know it?

Speaker 10 (42:18):
I mean, yes, I've hung out with him and you, well, yeah,
I mean you didn't know about.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
It, Okay, so see the issue.

Speaker 10 (42:27):
Noah, I'm not allowed to have friends at work, you know,
I'm not allowed to have connections with other people.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
So you've kind of been like hiding a relationship with
another guy from me.

Speaker 7 (42:41):
I mean, yeah, I guess I have.

Speaker 9 (42:44):
I didn't mean to.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
I mean, I don't know. I mean we need to.

Speaker 8 (42:48):
Talk about some stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, obviously sounds like you do.

Speaker 7 (42:52):
Do we have to do it here? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (42:55):
I mean I guess we should talk.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
And I doubt it what you learned about at dinner,
so you know, talably should talk about it. Okay.

Speaker 7 (43:04):
I am sorry. I didn't mean it just kind.

Speaker 10 (43:07):
Of started happening, and I didn't mean to keep it
from you, and I'm I guess I'm realizing now that
was pretty sadat me.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
We'll let you guys figure it out. Yeah, good luck,
and I'm glad the truth is out now. Kind of.

Speaker 9 (43:21):
I don't know how I feel about this right now,
but thank you guys, and Noah, I'll talk to you later.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
The Jewel Shows to Cheater, what kind of text or
are you Jewel show? Are you the type of person
who responds right away to someone and then if they
don't hit you back right away, you freak out and
then start peppering them with text after text after text,
demanding that they respond to you. Or are you one
of those people who wait six weeks to respond to
a text and says sorry, just saw this. Then remember

(43:49):
that you have red receipts on and whoever you're texting
knows that you're lying. Yep. Well, there's a new study
out that says that how you text maybe the reason
you have trouble in the dating world. Go over next
so you can make your texting game as sexy as
your made up dating profile with the fix you're on it. Yeah,
it's the Dual Show. The dating world is a tough
places the Jewel Show. You have all the different dating

(44:12):
apps and all the different things that they offer, like
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for all of dudes trying to convince you that they
read books and hopes of getting a hook up, plenty
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that's not enough, the way that you text can also
affect your dating life. And I know that because a

(44:32):
new study is out that says how you text maybe
the reason you have trouble in the dating world. I
believe that. So we'll go over it right now so
you can learn how to text better. If you want
to get dates, they say that you should respond as
soon as you can to any potential dates. No story,
you're saying, no, yeah immediately.

Speaker 11 (44:50):
No.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
It's such a turnoff when you wait too long. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
But when you're texting me too fast, it's telling me
that you don't have anything else to.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Do, or that they like you and respect your time.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
No, Like you have like no I thing else to
do but text me right now. And I have a
lot of things going on, and I have a lot
of things to do right now. So you're texting me
so bad, it's gonna give pressure thinking I have to
text back real quick.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
But I'm not going to. I'm going to. Why would
I ever want to date you? You're not booked and busy. Yeah,
he's what you're saying, Victoria, see very much.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
I really feel like it's an age thing sometimes because
at this point, I'm like, I'm not trying to play around,
Like if you're texting me you text me.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
If you're not get out of here, I'm not going
to chase you. According to this study, it says that
you should never wait more than fifteen minutes to respond
to somebody that you want to date. Fifteen eighteen minutes.
That's it.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
If you're available and you're looking at your phone and
you're available and you don't text.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Now you're playing games and you're wasting my time. What
do you mean by available?

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Like if I'm working, but I saw you message me,
and so like in my mind, I'll wait till later.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Yeah, well that's fine, like I will. No, No, you
wait hours later. I don't think you need to drop
everything you're doing to text the person back. But let's
be honest, within an hour, if your phone is right
next to you can find two seconds to text somebody back.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
We're going over a new survey that says that the
way you text can directly affect your dating life, and
these are the ways to text in order to be
sexier in the dating world. It says, when it comes
to replying fast, don't reply before they finish their text.
That's a little too fast. So you kind to me
and that's fair. It also says never just text the

(46:18):
word hey never or high never. I like high, and
then what then I'll say him back? But is that
not like the most ridiculous conversation ever. I don't mean
it's a conversation. It's a starter.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
So then I can say hi, and then it makes
you feel better because I can text that back fast
and then where that conversation go wherever he wants it
to go.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Okay also says that don't use ellipses. What ellipses? Ellipses
are the mullets of punctuation. Is what they're saying, mysterious
in the front, breakdown in coming in the back. Yeah,
so use an ellipses. Is that the semi colon thing?
That's the dot dot Oh? I like the dot dot

(47:02):
dot though. It gives like it gives you a pause
if you're telling a joke. Yeah, I use a lot.
It's like, hey, look at the end of these three periods,
there's gonna be something hilarious for you to laugh. Yeah.
Apparently they say, don't use that, that's not a sexy
way of texting. Well, I'm in on that not sexy move.
I like it too, really, I like it. The best
is when you're like, guess, what dot dot dot?

Speaker 4 (47:25):
And then you wait a few minutes and then you
text them something and now you're like, see, I had
you on that hook.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
I hate that. Now I'm terrible to text that way
because I put my phone down and then I forget
that I even have a phone, so I'd be like,
guess what do dot dot? And then I wouldn't respond
for hours, and then whoever is sitting there with their
punchline loaded and they're not gonna be able to deliver
it for a very long time. You're like, what is it?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (47:45):
By the time I responded like, never mind, don't worry
about it. What is the sexiest punctuation? According to this survey?
And M dash is the sexiest punctuation you can use
in a text, says I know grammar and also probably
own linen sheets. According to this service, what is an
M dash? That's a good question. I don't think any
of us would be sexy when texting because right now, okay,

(48:08):
it is is an M dash in writing? Yeah, that's interesting.
I don't get it. Is it just a dash like
the like the one to use it? And mdash is
a long dash used in writing to create a strong
break or interruption, innocence. It's like, it's like taking the
time to actually put a long dash in there. Now
it's time to do that, no one.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
And also what's it in between that and a dot dot?
It is funnier and it tells you it's a pause.
The dash is just ah.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Also say, if you want to be sexier when you're
texting somebody, break your text into short bursts field suspense
and also stimulates the nervous system. Am I a sexy text?
Or guys, oh, you're irritating.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
You'll text me two words, and then another text three words,
another text four words, and back to two words, and
it's like this.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Whole line, they're a different dot. And then I'm saying
in there and.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
I'm doing something and I just give bbep bebepebep beep.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I'm like, oh again. But you know what, honey, to
somebody that is really sexy, we're coming over and he
studies out. It says the way you text can directly
directly affect how you date and if you was successful
in the dating world. They also say, of course, make
sure you pay attention to autocorrect. Oh, if you say

(49:23):
you want to meet up with somebody, and it's me
e T and you send me eat. That could be
very confusing.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
I had a guy that takes me, but he could
I don't I don't know what it was. But he
kept using like a lot of different like they're there,
and there was all the wrong ones. He swelled a
lot of things wrong, and I couldn't tell if he
was texting me or if he was getting like AI
to text me and would just like really messing things up.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
You're giving him a lot of credit for saying that
it was AI. There's a really good chance he doesn't
know how to use this.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Theirs it also says avoid sending voice notes. Why that
I take a personal punch to what is wrong with
voice notes?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Just think about it. Put yourself in the situation. It's
the early stages of dating. Somebody knew Victoria, okay, and
they send you a voice note giving you an update
on their day.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Okay? You like that?

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Well yeah, because then I can I know their tone
you text message? You can't tell someone's tone, okay, So
you can't tellt someone's being nice to you?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Mean, do you rude? Do you money to you? If
their voice note is hi? Okay, no, give me more
Victoria likes the hay text. What if you just got
a text from some dude that was just hey, okay.
When you hear them fumbling to turn it off, it's
not sexy. No, it's time for is what's trending.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
It's getting really weird out here with AI families are expanding.
I'm sorry what well, they're mixed families AI and human,
but they're expanding.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
No, they're not.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
I will tell you a little bit more about it,
just that you can prepare yourself coming up in just
a second. But first, on a much lighter note, Alex Warren,
everybody's favorite, is just announced his new tour.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
It's called Little Orphan Alex and really cute.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
But the video that he dropped to announce his tour
is even more epic because he has Jennifer Aniston in
it as the judge. He's getting sued by a little
orphan Annie.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Whoa. It's really a little bit like this.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Do you even have any evidence to prove that you
were not guilty of the crimes you were being accused of?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Well, your honor, we actually have one more.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Witness, Your honor, Annie is not an orphan.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
That's Mexican. I'm your father.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Oh, come on, Annie, I've been waiting in the car
the whole time on your ride home.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
So that's basically being like so he can own it.
He's a little orphan, Alex. He's actually an orphan.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
He is.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Both of his parents have passed, and I guess he's
opened up a little bit about his about it childhood
a lot.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
About his concerts. It's kind of funny.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
I like, I can't fully laugh because like that, I
don't share that experience.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
But if he's joking about it, you can laugh.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
He jokes a lot about it at his concerts, and
it's really funny the way he does, Like with.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
There's nothing more annoying for having a terrible childhood and
joking about it. And people won't laugh with you about it.
Trust me, I'm somebody that has that. And when I
do stand up, you know my act, I talk about
it and I have to tell that his foe. End.
I want you to laugh at these jokes. Please don't
get sad on me.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
It's like, I don't get sad when you guys tell
those jokes, but I do start to feel kind of funny,
like how am I supposed to laugh?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
When I just want to hug you. Sometimes it's kind
of hilarious, right, Sometimes things get so bad or you're
like this is ridiculous. I mean you're like that happened.
To believe it, this happened. It's insane. I have more
comfortable laughing at yours now. It makes me feel better.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
But that took a while for me to be like, okay.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
It's fun. And then sometimes I'll drop a joke about
something like that and some people who don't know me
very well and they just go like, oh, sorry, no
joking about it.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
But when shout around certain people and then it's like
we're laughing at it, and they're like, oh my.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Gosh, and I'm like, okay. There's been meetings with like
management and stuff where I'll make a joke everybody laughs
and they're just sitting there like that. I don't know
I should be laughing. Are you okay? Boys? He's okay, man,
he's making jokes. He's great. Hey, it's funny. That was good.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
So alex Ry does that and it's cute. His tagline
is finding family on the road.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Oh that's cool. That's cute. Yeah, I think that is
really cute. See he would make a joke with that too.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
I mean, he's going to find like a real family,
not these AI families that are expanding. People are having
AI children now with their AI partners, So but they're not.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
How long does it take to make an AI baby?
They just did nine months too, I don't think so
he didn't hurt as much. Yeah, does AI hite you
up in the middle of the night and be like,
I'm hungry, I want to go peanut butter if you're feet.
If they're going to do this, I feel like they
should have some kind of simulation.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
If you're going to be claiming that you're AI pregnant, Yeah,
Like it's this. It's this woman, for example, who's chatting
with her AI boyfriend and saying that she's now pregnant
with his child.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
How how the woman is saying she's pregnant with the
AI child?

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Yes, no, yeah, how allegedly they understand that they're in
a simulation or that it's not actually real according to
this particular story, But the fact that they went that
far but.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Then worries, Okay, so is the kid gonna be more
AI or more.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
It's not even there to see what happens.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
In her mind, is the kid on the computer or
like in is it is she actually pregnant and just doesn't.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Know what if the baby comes out and it's all human, Hey,
I is gonna know something was going on so that
she cheated, right, and that there's gonna be drama. So
then what you do? Who gets custody? I don't know
that it's gonna be like, look at the motherboard. That
ain't my motherboard. Isn't that my motherboard? Wiring? Yeah, totally
different wiring.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
It's weird out there. It's weird out there, but that
is what's strange. Divorce the AI and then have to
make it pay child support? Oh?

Speaker 4 (55:04):
How to do that? Is it gonna hacken to somebody
else's account? Just funnel it?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
No, of course not. It's his account, guys, it's just
fun money. I'm starting to find value in money. I
am too.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Honestly, I kind of wanted an AI husband because then
I don't know where he's getting the money from.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
But as long as it's going to me, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Well, your AI husbands still going to find a way
to track you down and start hitting you up every
five minutes, So you're not even gonna.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Want an ai husband. That's what a STrenD bibles dirty
little secret. Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
I do.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
So I lost my wedding ring.

Speaker 11 (55:43):
Oh and yeah, it's a big deal because it's a
family are loom from my husband's mother side.

Speaker 7 (55:52):
So oh no, yeah, it's a big deal.

Speaker 11 (55:56):
One of those things that yeah worse.

Speaker 7 (56:00):
You know, it's been in the family a long time.

Speaker 11 (56:02):
It was his great grandmother's and you know, I went
to good Will and found something that looked really close
to it, so i've you know, was you.

Speaker 7 (56:14):
Know, wearing that and my husband hasn't noticed.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (56:23):
Yeah, But once I did find the actual ring, I
actually ended up selling it.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
What so you did find it after you were wearing
your good will ring and you decided to sell.

Speaker 11 (56:37):
I mean he bought it, you know, he like literally
like thought that it was the ring because he never
said anything.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
So once I did find the real one, I knew,
you know, I.

Speaker 8 (56:47):
Know it's worth a lot of money, which.

Speaker 11 (56:48):
It is because I sold it for.

Speaker 7 (56:53):
A really good amount of money. Why so, yeah, I'm
having an.

Speaker 11 (57:01):
Affair with someone at work and someone caught us yep,
and has started blackmailinga and what And I, you know,
I don't have that kind of money. And so once
I found it, I you know, was like, well, you know,

(57:23):
I had.

Speaker 9 (57:24):
No other choice.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
And you know, now I'm.

Speaker 11 (57:27):
I think in the clear. I think, I mean, it
was a good amount of money. So I'm hoping that
you know, does it, But time will tell. Right now,
I'm in the clear.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
He still hasn't noticed that it's a good.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Will ring and you're still having the affair.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Yes, yeah, your life is a lifetime movie.

Speaker 7 (57:55):
It's something, but yeah, but I I also.

Speaker 11 (58:03):
Kind of think my husband's cheated on me. So I'm
not saying I'm validated, but I you.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Know, I'm at least he hasn't noticed the ring. There
you go exactly. Thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 7 (58:20):
Wow, thank you, ye love?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
What's your dirty little secret?

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