BONUS - Bridezilla’s Wedding Rules Spark Outrage: Kids Banned, Grandma Questioned

On today’s episode of The Jubal Show, we dive into the viral story of a bride whose wedding manifesto is causing a full-blown Internet frenzy. From banning children entirely to questioning her 93-year-old grandmother’s attendance, this bride’s strict rules have guests debating etiquette, humor, and boundaries. Is she a genius for protecting her special day, or the ultimate Bridezilla? Tune in to hear the full story, guest reactions, and why this wedding has everyone talking.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Everybody loves a good Bridezilla's story, right, it's the Jubil Show. Well,
one bride is making headlines today because of something that
she's not allowing at her wedding, and it has half
of the Internet saying she's the most terriblest person in
the world and the other half of the Internet applauding her.
It also has guests of hers saying that there is

(00:21):
no way they're going to attend her wedding. I know
she's probably fine by her when you hear what she's done. Anyway,
who is the lucky woman who gets the honor of
being Bridezilla of the month? Will tell you right after this.
It's the Jubil Show. Have you seen the Internet today?
It's a Jubile show. If you haven't, don't worry. It's
still a big, huge dumpster fire. Ah. Who is really
lighting up the Internet this morning? A bridezilla is taking

(00:42):
it over today with people calling her the worst person
ever and other people cheering for what does she do?
I'll tell you in a second. Be first, remember you
can always get the show at the jubilshow dot com.
Anything that you missed you can always check out the
podcast there and all the other stuff. Just go to
the jeubilshow dot com. But now, why is one woman
taking over the internet this morning and has almost everybody

(01:04):
angry at her? Oh? Here's the story. It's a twenty
eight year old bride to be and she has officially
earned the internet's crown as twenty twenty five's most unhinged
bridezilla after her now viral child free wedding manifesto leaked online.
It was a manifesto for their wedding. This taking it
real serious. Only people I've ever known with manifestos are

(01:26):
the people that end up in the news with three names, right,
you know, Timothy, John Joseph. Yeah, it's true. This Bridezilla
is posted her wedding manifesto on her TikTok account and
according to sources, the seventeen point list is titled Rules

(01:47):
for a Perfect, Peaceful and picture ready Wedding seventeen in parentheses.
Don't ruin this for me? Yeah, okay, jan this is
her special day. The list banned anyone under the age
of sixteen. Wow, okay, so no children basically four teenagers.
I was gonna saeens. I feel like that's like pretty old. Yeah,

(02:10):
also bends anyone who acts like a child, that's fair.
Anyone who brings childlike snacks, okay, such as goldfish or gummies,
stop right now. How do you know my gummies aren't
party favors. An now, we're talking about a bride. He's
taking over the internet today with everybody calling her the
worst woman in the world today because she's not allowing
kids at her wedding and posted a wedding manifesto with

(02:30):
a bunch of rules. Calls up, do you think kids
should be allowed at weddings or not? Eighty eight three
four three one o six one eight eight eight three
four three one o six one. You can also text
us at four one o six one. But the internet
really lost its mind at rule number nine on her
manifesto that said, if you bring a child, I will
assume you're gifting me that child. Now, I'll name it
after my dog. He's obviously a joke. Okay, that's funny,

(02:55):
and it's funny. Maybe people are just taking her too
seriously and she was trying to be like hey, family
members say the bride's desire for a child free wedding
got more progressive and more intense. An anonymous cousin apparently
said that. At first, she said she didn't want kids there. Cool, Okay.
Then she said the word child included anyone with a

(03:16):
high pitched laugh, and she banned all juice boxes. Hey,
why are you even worried about juice boxes at a wedding?
Girl focus, she knows.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
What she wants, and she's telling everyone else about it.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, she's not focused, she's focusing on the wrong things.
Worried about your makeup art is not the juice bar.
The chaos apparently kept going when this bride alleged that
her aunt needed to leave her ninety three year old
grandmother at home because she's too tiny and fragile and
she gives off childlike energy because of it, her ninety
three year old grandma, because you know old people, when

(03:50):
they get old, they kind of go back to being
a child. But her grandma is too childlike to be
at the wedding. Oh my god, that's such a landlake,
a milestone for grandma. She stayed alive long enough to see.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
You get I agree, but I will say I will
have a time where Grandma's got to leave my wedding.
Why because I'm gonna get in trouble if she sees
me dancing a certain way or certain music's playing.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Girl, I'm sorry, Grandma's is my wedding? Stand up to her?
You're an adult now. Oh no, talking about a bride
who's taking over the internet today because she posted a
wedding manifesto with rules on it for the people coming
to her wedding so that they wouldn't ruin it for her.
It included no children and ridiculous things like banning her
ninety three year old grandmother because she's tiny and fragile

(04:32):
and gizz a childlike energy. Guy's hurt. So Grandma apparently
responded and said, tell that girl, I survived three wars
and five husbands. Yes, can't stop me from coming. Oh Grandma, Hey, Sarah, Yeah,
do you think kids should be allowed at weddings or no?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay, so I have to call in because this is
like a pet peeve of mine, But I agree. I
think kids weddings are an adult function. Okay, don't understand why, people,
for what reason in this world? You are bringing your
freaking kids?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
But isn't it a nice family function?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well?

Speaker 5 (05:10):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
It's not a family function.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Church is a family function.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
A reunion is a family function.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
A wedding is about consummation and adult things and open bars,
and people always let their kids run around like banshees
and no one else can enjoy their breaking nice.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
You know it's expensive. Weddings are expensive. I support the kid, ben,
just because you have to pay for a kid who's
not even They don't care that a wedding's going on,
you know, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
They're not going to be eating the chicken marsala and
I don't want to rip my pantyhose.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
People.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
The same idiots that do this are the same people
that bring their kids to an all inclusive resort.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
I'm curious.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I mean, it just doesn't mean, like, like you said,
you're going to be dancing in ways you don't want
Grandma tocy.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
So why in the heck am I going to be
booting someone's kid off.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
The dance floor?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Are you married, Sarah?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I am married, Okay, I'm children.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh do you do you like to see them or no?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
I do, and I like to also have my time
away from them, which is why when you do get
that like rare chance to dress up and address and
go somewhere and sit amongst adults, you don't want to
hear missus Rachel in the background on somebody's freaking phone.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
The kids is like the flower kid, you know, the
flower girl when they walk out and then they're walked out,
they're exitings and the ability security will be waiting for
you at the doors. Get out of here, kids. Thanks
for carrying that ring, Sarah, Thank you for your call.