July 4, 2024 • 50 mins
On today's show, Jase addresses the rumours he's been replaced, Keyzie needs advice from the listeners for his wiiiife, and Pugs shares a new recipe.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Is our biggest show, biggest.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Biggest speak the show with just nice smart and I'm
kidding your man, BARSI. It's great to have your company
this Thursday afternoon. It's the fourth of July twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night Bay. And as you can
(00:36):
tell her her voice.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Down, what's that about, Jason, I'll.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Tell you what it is, Kesy. It's the Big Show
under siege. Mother Nature's having her wicked way with us. Mate,
I'm falling like Domino's.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And usually I'll be here for it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, totally, because yesterday obviously you had sicky sicky tom
tump poo pooh bum bum.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, and pussy pussy face face arm pitty pitty pity.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's right, I forgot about that part. You're over that now.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh look, just say I'm over it would be exaggerating,
but it's just say IM good enough to do radio, right, Okay,
I mean, because how hard is radio? Cause he is
to be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Tell you what. I try my guts out here every
day fort or seven, Jason.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Hey, and Keesy. Can I just say because Moggie's not here,
kir Kaha, Man, I respect the work you do in
this room. God, you're looking good by the way. I mean,
everyone else maybe falling by the wayside. Keezy, you seem
to be thriving. I mean, if you're a woman, i'd
say you were heavy with child. You're just absolutely blooming
(01:33):
with good health.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Why do you keep saying I look like a pregnant woman.
I don't. That's not a compliment.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm just trying to say that you're glowing, Keesy.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Right um now, And to be honest to you, everyone
is falling by the way. So we found out that
Jerry is ill at the moment on Breakfast yesterday. At
the end of the show, Mike goes, oh God, the
back of my throat feels weird, yes, and then woke
up this morning couldn't talk because when his voice goes
it sounds terrible.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Heah really goes. Imagine hoody j after smoking a hundred
Darries in a row. Basically, that's what Mogi sounds like.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Wasn't that just you at four pm every day. Yeah,
mostly so Moggi sounds terrible. Hopefully he's back tomorrow. I
am fit and firing. You may say I look green
around the gills or a little under the weather.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
The hell, no, you are blooming while you're looking solid airs.
Have you been working out, Keysy? No, right, because it
looks like you have. Thanks man, you look repped theirs.
You look great too, Jason, Hey, no, listen what I've
been inundated by calls from fans so forth saying what
the hell is going on with the Big Show? Are
(02:33):
you no longer doing the Big Show? Is there something
going on? I see that the studio has been rearranged. Yeah,
Pagsan was really weird with me when I came in today,
very stand off, fresh, very sort of non committed. There
has there been some stuff going on? What's happening? Keys?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, look and we'll get into this next. But the
he we basically made the most of you being away yesterday,
and I trialed a potential new present her and not
that you wouldn't still work here at Hodaki, obviously, and
you've always wanted to do breakfast radio. But we tried,
Matt Heath, we tried them out in your spot and
we've got some audio we can play you next if
you want. And to be honest, I think you did
(03:13):
a really cracking job. We had a really positive response
to it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It's betrayal, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
No, I didn't make the call, Jason, Hey, I was
sticking up for you. Man. I certainly wasn't getting around
heath big time.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
All right, well, listen to that next. Then shall we go?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
To be honest? Man, fa you, I wouldn't want to
listen to it because it is so good. He's going
to put me off, you think, I think so. It's
going to throw me. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
He's a food fighter.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
The hold Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yes indeed live there on the radio holed Arky Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. Great to have your company if
you're just joining us now. No Mogi today, he's under
the weather so he won't be in. I was a
bit crookey yesterday having a bit of a chanderfest. And
I'll tell you what, Keezy, Actually, it's been so long
since I've had a good chunder.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You enjoy it?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah? Actually did enjoy it?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Really?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I reckon. You know that feeling because you feel nauseous
and sick and you're going, oh, and that feeling before
you chunder is horrible. Yeah, then you do a big
power chunder, which I was doing on my toilet obviously,
But the feeling afterwards, if you could bottle that, mate,
(04:22):
you could sell it, it would be a huge hit. You
just feel flushed out, you feel relieved, and leave a
really nice feeling.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Now, Jason, you were away yesterday, so management took advantage
of that situation and they got breakfast hosts broadcasting legend,
to be honest, Matt Heath to fill in, sure, just
to see what the chemistry was like.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But I wouldn't say he was a legend keezy wow.
I mean he's written a book you no fairpoint and just.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Out of curiousity three four eight three Did you enjoy
the Big Show with Matt Heath on it yesterday? And Jase,
he was sort of sitting in your role, And I'm
just going to play some audio of how that went,
just so you can get a sense of how he
did go.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Good.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're mad, bastard. It's the third of July twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night and.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It's me haughty Jay over there, we've got Mogi and Geezy. Shit,
that's good.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
The chemistry right, wow, it was insane. It was like
straight off the bat, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
That is wow.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I know, like a text here on three four eight through.
I didn't even realize Jace was away yesterday. That's how
good Matt Heath was. It's stepping into your shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what as you say, is a bit
of a broadcasting legend. Yeah. No, that was really good.
And the fact that you guys had that instant chemistry
was pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
It was insane. Yeah, it was like we'd known each
other forever. Yeah, you know what I mean. So, I mean, look,
they're just tottling with stuff at the moment, and management
were like, we loved the sound where it would freshen
things up.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Well, here's the interesting thing, Kezy. Because I was lying
on a death, you know, on the count well, actually
on the counches stay afternoon, I was getting inundated with
people going have you been axed from the Big Show?
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you not doing the Big Show anymore? What the
hell's happening.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Well, I don't think it's a matter of thinking about
being like you're not axed from Hoducky, right, you know,
like Hodarky Radio, hurduck. He's been around for years. There's
heaps of rolls and heaps of different stuff. So I
don't think that's the thing they'll be looking at. And
look more text of flooding in on three four eight three. Yes,
he was great. I want Jason replaced much deeper and
(06:32):
crisper radio voice from Heath And So I don't think
it's a matter of you, you know, necessarily leaving Holducky.
You might be shifted to breakfast maybe mid dawns, but
like it's just something could happen off the back of
it because it it rated really well.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Well, I can't do med dawn because I do that
at Radio Pacific with my talk back show.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh you do.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, I'm still doing the mid dawns at Radio Pacific,
right and soft hits and stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Well, you could do the night show. Oh, lot of
great broadcasters have come through the night show.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's true, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
To be honest with you, mate, I'm pretty comfortable. I
feel very very safe in my job. What Are you
sure why because I sleep with management, aren't they all dudes? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Man, the whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yes, indeed, the cult there on the radio Hoedarchy Big
Show this Susday afternoon. I tell you what Keysy nice
to hear about in Nick Cave on the old radio
in a bad scene.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's a tune.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It is a tune. Love me a bit of Nick Cave.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I know you do, mate, and the National as well,
anyone with a weird deep voice.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, sure, it does it for old hoodie.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
J You know why because it sounds like yourself?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah? Probably.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah. Two days ago, Jace, you were leaving this before
you're away off sick yesterday with Siki SICKI Tom tum
poo pooh bum bum.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
And yeah, pussy pussy pass pass.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Pussy pussy face face, all of which is starting to
clear up, which is great.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's weird thing happening to my left testicle, but I
won't get into that either.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'll get into that later after five.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, sounds good man.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
As we were leaving the car parking building here where
you and I both park and quite often have shenanigans.
You know, you'll beat me and then purposely go really
slow and all sorts of things like that. Now last and.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Can I don't mean to interrupt your keysy. We have
nice little chats on the way to the car park. Great,
I feel like we really bomb in those moments, man.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, my favorite chat is look out, there's a bicycle coming.
Oh crap, and you're almost standing out in front of
the bi cyclist that hoon passed.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, you probably saved my life about four times, sofa.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, it's good stuff. The other night there was a
bit of an issue with the barrier arms letting everyone out.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Now, the way the car parks work is you have
to scan your little card on the way in, otherwise
it won't let you on the way out. So the
other day sky City wee we Park had the barrier
arms on automatic opening, but you still had to scan, right.
So the other night there was a massive cube because
people pulled up to scan their card. The gate opened anyway,
(08:57):
and so they just drove through, which meant they didn't
have entry DAR on the card.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
So the other night we were leaving and there was
a big queue of cars because heaps of people had
just driven through without swiping. Now there are two barrier
arms for exit and a big line of cars and
a bit of a gap. But you there was a
big Q down the left side. You went to turn
out and drive down the right side and go right
up to the front, overtaking like five cars who were
(09:22):
waiting in line.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yes? Keezy? But could I just make the point now?
I want to clarify this to the audience out there right,
and you can conrrect me if I'm wrong. Okay, Well,
there's two lanes, yes, are they're not? There are two
lanes and there's two exits, Are there not? There are
two exits. Now, for some unknown and utterly bizarre reason,
(09:46):
everyone lines up in the one lane and there's only
like one or two cars in the other lane. This
ro rhyme or reason to it. That's just like twelve
cars in one lane, two and the other. So I
just go down one of the lanes where there's two
in it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
The reason there's twelve cars in one lane is because
whoever's at the front of that is waiting to see
which exit is going to clear up first, and then
they will go to that exit. It's the most efficient
way for everyone to leave. If the gates are playing
but there's only one exit, no that there's two barrier
arm exits. You were just saying yes, but and if
one's playing up, you go to the other one. And
we were all in a queue to get to the front,
(10:22):
and then you'd pick which one you want to go to.
So we're all queuing up to use either of them.
That's the way. And it's so whenever there's like a
public holiday right and the passing lane, this heaps the
traffic and there's a passing lane. Even though there's traffic,
people are who down the right side. I never do that, no,
I know so, but that's the vibe you're giving off
in the car park by cutting in front of everyone.
But the best part was you got up to the
(10:42):
barrier arm, you cut past everyone, you swiped your card
in what happened.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
No data, ain't no entry data.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So you were stuck there while the other lane with
everyone a queued up and all filed out one after
the other. And it was just the most beautiful display
of kara I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I was viewing the ring. Yeah, because you tried to
stop me getting in that lane. Was pulling out a
little bit each time, right, and I thinking to myself, Keezy,
that son of a bitch will be absolutely loving. And
then the dude was like, you know, when he finally
answered the phone on the intercom there, he said, how
can I happen you? And I said, well, my card's
(11:21):
not working, and he said, well, we've got no intry data. Yeah, exactly,
And I said, well, I can't enter the car park
unless the barrier arm goes up, so obviously I've got
I tered. And he was like, well, you know, I
don't even remember what he was saying because I was
too enraged by the fact that Keysy slipped past. He
was giving me the middle finger in the meantime.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And the funniest thing was I was picturing you iffing
and Jffy I was, And were you picturing me Catholic?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I was as well. So that was the exact scenario
that was happening in both casts.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oer the Bitch, So Good.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ike.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
The Big Show's.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Very first Fishing triplet.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
To check out who they've riled in this time.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yes, indeed, your chance to join the fellows and a
fishing trip should be a good time. Caleb be a
mad barsard. How's life? Oh it's bloody marvelous, Mane. How
was your sicky sicky Tom Tom pussy pussy as well? Caleb,
don't forget the pussy pussy? And can I just say
there was not actually a lot of poop pooling?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Okay, well yeah, so that that was good. Yeah? What
do you do for a crust man?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm a landscaper. Can I ask them a question?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Go for it? Man, Cale?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Do you like fishing?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I do like fishing. Not a big fan of eating fish,
but I love fishing.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Hey that's me. I'm exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I'm actually very similar to be honest.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh come on, Mammy and caleber So you feel you.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Guys were bonding? Sorry Caleb, Keysy was trying to bond
with you. Well I tell you, I'll tell you what, mate,
You're in the draw, So stay on the line and
our good mate hugs and Studio B will look after
you all right, perfect guys, Good luck, man god, I
Sam your mad barset? How's life? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Good fellers?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Here you getting on?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah? Good things man, good, good good? What do you
do for a cross Sam chipping down here and crossing. Yeah,
I can just tell the sound of your voice. You're
a massive back.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But actually, James, can I just ask Sam a question?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Sam, do you like fishing?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Brother? Oh? Take it or leave it?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You know, that's exactly the sort of attitude we want
on our fishing trip. Mate, you're officially in the drawer.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, lovely, thanks, Yeah, good on you see him. Stay
on the line and pug So in studio B will
look after you now. Just on the fishing front, Keysy,
We've got the boys' trip coming up very soon to
my family. Betch how are we feeling about that?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well, since we last spoke, I'm feeling bitter. We've cleared
up a few things. It's going to be more of
a you know, a team building exercise, which I'm all for.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah. The only issue we're going to do like trust
exercises and stuff like fall backwards and we'll catch you
that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
But you guys going to do it as well. They're right, We'll.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Start off with you and then we'll go from there.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, man, that sounds great. I'm feeling good about it.
I can't wait it's happening next weekend. Yes, I do
have to float a few things with my wife regarding
our plans for that weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Sure, is she still a bit pissy about it a year? No,
she's not pissy, right sixteen hundred? Is that what she's
worried about because you don't have enough money in your
fun account?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
No, she's over that now. Oh okay, we've dealt with that.
Just a few other things. But look, it's next weekend.
I'm massively looking forward to, especially bunking with Pugs.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And I tell you what else. What I'm really looking
forward to is you and pugsn very generous generously said,
will cooked inner Saturday night. So I'm looking forward to
some keasy, delicious meal. Look, and it can't be ham
and pineapple pizza.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Look, me and pug Son. And he's a yummy boy,
so he knows how to make yummy stuff. I did
suggest that as a bit of a fun thing, you know,
when you cook for your parents, don't worry the youngsters
will do it. And then I thought about it and
remembered that you doess every single restaurant I've ever recommended
to you, and does everything I ever eat, So I've
decided no, I'm not cooking for you because it's just
a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Okay, So I'll do some platters then, and why don't
we just get a couple of roasted chicks and some
white bread and some coalsal and be done with it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
You get some chicks keen for some chucks. By the way,
this big fishing trip that is happening, it's all things,
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Speaker 3 (15:37):
Good stuff kesy oh, Jean Metallica for you the.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keys.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Indeed Australian crawl there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. The time is six minutes to five o'clock,
you know, and no mog you today if you're just
joining us. By the way, mother nature had has had
her way with him and he's feeling about crock Kezy.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
He's The interesting thing is he's using the same microphone
that Jimmy Wells uses. Is he's currently under the weather. Yeah,
so I don't know whether there's some sort of Niga
gym mega gym, yes, affecting sort of slibs that use
that microphone at the moment. So hopefully he's back tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'll tell you what, man, I've probably been massively underplane
my health over the last.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Really four or five days, because you haven't been on
quite a bit about it, you.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Know, probably you know, I've been really really crock keezy,
And yesterday I was I was on a death bed,
and I really got to ponder a few things.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So you're on your death bed from vomiting and pooing
a lot? What a way to go?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Can I just establish there was no pooing right, well,
I mean there was poohing, just a regular amount, but
just my three perfect tubes. Okay, there was no issue
down that area, but just with their cessa zoozing everywhere
and the fom going on, and the fever and the
blindness in my left eye.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
What about your knee where I hit you with the stool?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, finally I did wake up, you said any morning,
and go, oh, what the fuck's wrong with my knee now?
And then I realized you smashed a chair on at
the day. But you absolutely smashed a cheer on it,
and so with that in mind, I was lying there
on the couch and put pen to paper.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You finally did a will, thinking that it.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Could be you know, my last words, and I think
it's the best thing I've ever written, which I might share.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
No, No, my will is already sorted out.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Okay, is it like a poem or so.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's a poem?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, I think that.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I think it's the best thing I've ever written in right,
in terms of emotions and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, we'll see if we can squeeze it in in
the five hour.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Well, no, we'll squeeze it in. Keysy.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Also, one of the best things I've ever written was
a recipe for a delicious winter soup. So if you're keen,
I've got Keysy's Winter Warmer, a beautiful soup recipe we
can go through as well in the five hour.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
And I understand too, actually that your lovely wife. Yeah,
my wife needs some help.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
She genuinely does need some help, So it'd be good
to get the listeners to help with that as well.
It's about a new job.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Also my wife, Yeah, my wife, she had a haircut today,
and I'm interested to sort of talk to the listeners
about this what it's like in their household when their
partners get a haircut. Right, she can be a pre
precarious keezy. Okay, so we'll be talking about all that
stuff after five o'clock. That sounds good.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Hold Ike, welcome back in as if backbones you're listening
to the Big Show brought to you by Night. Hey,
no Mogi today.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Which explains why that was really weird.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I was actually thinking, if we're going to do the
harm these will Mogi's away. Maybe we get Pugs. And
I don't know if you know this about pugsan beautiful voice, man.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well do you want to come Pugs come through and
we'll yeah, come through right now. We'll fire that off
again and we'll do it and it'll be great.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
All right. Actually, just on this front, I don't know
if you knew this, Keezy, but Pagsan was the lead
choir boy at his school. You're joking, and he was
a treble Do you know what a treble is?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
High pat till he was like nineteen.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, we were called the treble Makers. That's so good.
All right, here we go again, Here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Welcome this big show, Jasons, Mike and Yeah, welcome back
your mess of backbones. Hope your Thursday is coming along.
Tickety boo, you're listening to the big show brought to
you by night. I came in. I can actually see
(20:05):
you as a sort of beautific sort of trouble with
your your skirt on there. Yeah, in the choir, I
can absolutely see it. Pucks, thank you so much. Yeah, yeah,
good stuff, Back and relax because it's time.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
With your homes. I was waiting for this day. I
was waiting.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
So whatever questions you've had, Yeah, take through three four
A three now, Pucks packs on. Wait, I just hand
on her sure, because you and I peas in a
pod mate. Guys, we're a package deal.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
You're reading into Connie check deal. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I was actually thinking for the batch trope right, Yes,
you know you know there's tuple We're parties that people
do where they kind of come around and they take
people through serious tuple weirs and things and maybe sell
a few things.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
By where do you mean sex toys?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, thy j there is that as well?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, but I was thinking maybe I could do a
bit of a Connie seminar for you fellas at the batch.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
How good that.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Would be, you know, like I'll bring a few different
types so we can try some on, you know, get.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
A taste for them. You know what I'm saying. What
do you mean a taste for them?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
So I love Connie chap Man. It's good to have
it back.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
It is good.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Actually, Jay's coming up next to you wrote what you're
saying is the best thing you've ever written whilst on
your death bed yesterday.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, I think so. You might want to get your
your hanky out, punks.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Huh No, not that one.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
No, oh.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
God.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yes, indeed, bon Jovi there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time it's fifteen minutes past
five o'clock, and I got to be the honest with
your geezy. I'm just happy to be here man. Yeah,
being on a death bead yesterday.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
See, I didn't realize how I should say death couch,
death couch. I didn't realize how sick you actually were.
I just thought it was a routine stomach bug.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Well, you know me, man, I'm I'm what they call
a stot.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Right old schools. I've heard them call you that.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. And I don't. I don't
bleat on about the pain I'm in or the how
sick I'm feeling, you know. Yeah, I just suck it up.
Is this a recent thing or like I suck it
up as well?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You know?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Do you ever hear me talking about not feeling well
or whatever? I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
No, But I've seen you suck a lot up before.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Totally. Yea, totally, man. But yesterday, and the reason I
say that I'm grateful that I'm here there was there
was a little while there in the early afternoon. I
didn't think I was gonna make it wow. And with
that in mind, actually I got pen and paper out
or when I say pin, I mean my quill.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
And you won't know this about poetry, Keysy, because you're well,
you're a bit of a philistine. Really, Your ham and
pineapple pizzas and.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Chicken burgers, Yeah, I can't have those in the poetry.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
But sometimes, sometimes, Keezy, the best poems they just come
out of you. You don't even need to think about them.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Right, Okay, have you written one of you?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I've written one year and I think it's the best
thing I've ever written. And forgive me if I get
a bit of emotional when I start reading it, because
as you can imagine, I was sweating and wow, done
a little bit of poos in my pants as well.
There's a bit of sick down my shirt.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Wow, this is that powerful.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
It's pretty powerful, man. And you know, obviously I've got
to leave it from the girls. But anywhere here it is.
I wake up in the morning and raise my weary head.
I got an old coat for a pillow, and the
earth was last night's bed. I don't know where I'm going.
(24:00):
Only God knows where I've been. I'm a devil on
the run, a six gun lover, a candle in the window.
Yeah it's pretty emotional, and yeah, I know it's just
holding together. You're brought into this world. But they say
you're born in sin. Well, at least they've given me
(24:22):
something I didn't have to steal. I have to win. Well,
they tell me that I'm a wanted Yeah, I'm a
wanted man. I'm a colt in your stable. I'm what
Cain was to able. Mister, catch me if you can, Jeeves,
I'm going down and a blaze of glory. Take me now,
(24:42):
but know the truth. I'm going down and a blaze
of glory. Lord, I never drew first, but I drew
first blood. I'm no one's son. Call me young Gun.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
That is so good, Jays, that is the best part
you've ever written.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Thanks man. What's it called living on a prayer? I
might just have to go out a bit him bum
a bit. Yeah, you know, you just get me five minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, you go take some time.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
All good?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
His crowded house on the Hudaky Big Show, The Archy
Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yes, indeed, Guns roses there on the radio Honarky Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. If you're just joining us, know
Moogie today. He's a little bit under the weather, but
he said he's popped a few pills the Achys. He's
good to go.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, absolutely, And if you're wondering he doesn't have the
same thing. Jace Head, jace Head, Sicky Sicky tom tum
pooh pooh bum bum and.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
And Sisty Sisty passed past.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Sisty sisty pass pass and then Mogi's got a double
bogie situation.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah, yeah, massive bogey situations, especially on the honker like that.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, with a honker like that's so good with that
was just massive. It's huge.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Hey. Now, something I'm very genuinely excited about, and that's
the rugby. So let's have a bit of rugby chat.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Why not crouch, touch, pause, engage rugby union chat with
Moidy j.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
And I mean this sincerely actually because I went through
the last few years and I've kind of gone off
for the All Blacks. I've gone off rugby in general
just because I think easy there was just too much
of it. And I got back into it a little
bit over the Super Rugby season because here was some
beautiful rugby being play.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
He was one of the best Super Rugby seasons I've
seen in a long time.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
And with that in mind, we've got the English coming
over here, which I had no idea what was happening
the first Test match this weekend. Of course, Raiser the
new coach at the Helm there very excited to see
what he's going to bring to the operation and there
was a team that's announced today.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's right, So they're going to play two games, the
first playing forsythe Bar this weeking down to Needin seven pm.
The ACC boys are down there already, I believe.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Oh, they're going to do it live from the ground out.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I don't know what they're doing. They've got Richie Muwanga.
He's driving a bus with everyone on apparently. The following weekend,
the thirteenth, they are playing England again at Eden Park.
So this is what's got the excitement levels up. It's
the introduction of Raser his new regime. Yes, and then
also the fact that we're starting with England, who we
hardly ever.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Play, Yeah, and also hate passionately. Yeah. The English and
All Black rivalry goes back eons and we love beating
the English.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Is it still Eddie Jones? No, no, it's not at all.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I can't off the top of my head. His names
escape me, but no, Eddie Jones is Japan again.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I think it is right. Okay, It's been a long
time since I've had to keep up with rugby, but
here is the team that he has named Razor. I'll
just get your thoughts first of all on the Type
five there, Jayson, you've got Ethan DeGroote, Cody Taylor at hooker,
Tyrel Lomax.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
No problem.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Scott Barrett is the captain, of course, and Patrick twoplo.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yes, strong, strong knocking partnership.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
You're outside, No, sorry, you're loose forward Lucy's Semipenny female, Yes, Dulton,
Papa Lee, Ardie Savia.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I'll tell you what. That packs a punch, that those loose.
He's a lot of power there.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Mate, So those powerful Luci's pack a punch.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
They pack a punch.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
It's so good. Half back t J Pittanada, Who are
you preferring?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I look, I think he's probably the best option at
the moment. I prefer the young fellow from the Chiefs
whose name just temporarily Lata. I think his name is
all right escapes.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Me right, okay. Damian Mackenzie is our first five.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Go you good thing.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, he's the man you've got. Jordy Barrett at second five,
Rico you're one here, yeah, center the wings seven Reese
and Mark Telea.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, okay, I can give or take those, but yes, right,
and I think Anton Lennett Brown is in the subs there.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, so he's he's coming off the bench. You've then
got Stephen Petlfetter in the fifteen Jersey Now off the bench,
am Off, Fussy Flitch and Yule Tupo, ve Luke, Jacobson, Finley, Christi, Anton,
Lena Brown and Body Barrett and Jersey twenty three.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
You can't wait, mate, So he's saying Fullsyth Stadium Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Seven oh five, the acc'll be i'mentating that on Skysport nine.
What's your score prediction, Jase? Because you always predict the
Warriors to lose by fifty.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
And I'm generally right.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, well you had been.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Actually that's all Blacks fifteen plus right.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
You don't want to give a score, Okay, I want
to say. I'm going to say England seventeen all Blacks
thirty two.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, I got the roof there, you know what I mean.
I think that's fair. Yeah, okay, Well in that case
I'll go forty two twelve to the All Blacks.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Okay, Well, in that case, I'll go fifty nil to England.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
If you're going to do that, I might change mine
to thirty six to England, right, and seventy eight to
the All Blacks.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I want to go eighty eighty nil England.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Lock it in Eating the Darchy Big Show with Jas,
Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Tune in four on Radio hod A.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Queens to the Stone Age. There on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Thursday evening. The time is ten minutes
of far just six o'clock.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Jason, you started a segment last week. It was called
Winter Soup Chat.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Man, you told us about one of your delicious winter soups.
And to be honest, I have been eating a heap
of soup good times, so I might hit you with
one of my recipes.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, go away far away there, potatoes, croutons, garlic, a
little bit of crack pep from there and it stuck. Oops.
Quints Winter Soup Chat, Winter Fils. I'm not sure about
the quints. I'm pretty sure quints is a jam. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I don't know where Megi got that from.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
I think he panicked under pressure and said quints and
said quinn.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, he always does that.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
What kind of maniac puts quints in a soup?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I don't know, Jas, especially once you've you've had Keyes's
Winter Warmer?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
It?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
The soup's called? Is this your recipe or it's my recipe?
So to be honest, it's been handed down. So it's
one that Mum used to make for me when I
had bad asthma, so all the time then, So yeah,
sort of five to six nights a week Keyses winter warmer.
So first of all, one hundred grams of butter. I
use margarine. Now, the next part is crucial. Three whole onions,
(31:09):
and so what you do with the onions is you
just chuck them in because you want to pull those
out afterwards, and they just sort of bob like peel
the skin off them, and you just want to leave
them in their bobbing because it's a slow cook.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
So is this a stock you're making or is it
just it's the soup?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Okay, So three whole onions, don't dice and just peel them,
let them bob around, and then there's slow cook and
then pull them out at the end. Three potatoes mashed.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
This is already sounding disgusting.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Because that gives it it's like a nice because you
want your winter wan to be thick. One corn cob.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Just bobbing as well. What do you mean is the
corn cob bobbing or do you take the kernels off
the corn cob?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
We take the kernels off of the corn cob cannon
corn then yeah, yeah, I mean you could do that,
but like that cob, I don't like.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
The idea of because that onions are already bobbing around.
I don't like the idea of a corn cob bobbing around.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, the cop stays in bobbing around, and then you
pull that out afterwards with the onions, and then the
corn kernels are floating around in the in the mix.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Well, did they just fall off or what?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
That?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
You can you can shuck it that it?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, okay, a.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Can of dice tomatoes if you want, you can actually,
because quite often you might not have that in the
cup and you can swap that out.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
A cup of red wine sounds better? Yeah, yeah, they
don't worry about tracking them in the sleep. Just chuck
it down your gallut.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Now, trust me, you want it and so it's delicious.
The next thing and this sort of thickens it up,
and a lot of people put so.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
You've already thickened it up with mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, you want it to be really thick. So pint
of guinness. Oh so, pint of guinness in there. And
to be honestly quite often added to gravy and in
a pie mixture and then at the end two kg's
of porkmants and you just leave that in the slow
cooker for I think twelve hours. Pull it out beautiful.
(33:02):
What do you think.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
The Whodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keysy Green Day.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
There on the radio Darkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time four minutes a six o'clock now coming up
after sex? What's for Tea with Me? Keysy Yellow Wheeze,
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Account fan account, Yeah, yeah, So what that basically is
as a segment where you texted on three four eight
three with what you are having for dinner and doing
so you could win a fifty a night and day
voucher and.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
A special treatment on that front. Actually, Keezy, because we're
going to get pugs on. He was just describing to
us off here a delicious sticky beef nile that he
had last night. So he's going to come in and
tell a fellow's secret. It's his secret recipe. So it's
going to be something to look forward to. Also, What's
on the TV with Me? Mike Minogue without Mike, The
(34:00):
Yellow Ease, No.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Hold Ike, You're welcome back, your messive backbones. You're listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by Night Day.
No Maggie today. Hopefully tomorrow we'll see how we go.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah, you're away with the saw tummy and whatnot. He's
away with a bit of a cold and whatnot. So
not connected, but hopefully everything aligns tomorrow. Ja's just quickly?
Is it all good?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah? Man? If I just jump in here, well you'd
already had so yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Okay, just checking Night and Day. Yes, hell of a
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Key Teriarchy sauce, yes, and uh huh the chicken thing
yeah yeah yeah, like the you know, the one pot
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Speaker 3 (35:09):
One pot chicken yeah yeah yeah ah.
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Oh that's right, and a two little bottle of lube. Hey.
Speaking of Punkston, he was on the podcast out show today.
That is bonus material we do every single day. They
both come out at seven thirty. That and also a
highlights package of our show. Do you remember what we
were talking about, Jason?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Not really.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Today was a pimple special.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Oh that's right here, zip chat. I wanted it just
to just explode, key, that's right, like everywhere, yeah, and
you just to go ah yeah like like.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well I was around.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
We were actually talking about the massive pasture I had
on my face. That reached a crescendo. And I had
been so disciplined about it, you know what I mean,
not touching it, kezy, not squeezing it.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I wouldn't have been able to. I would have touched it.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Oh man. It was so difficult to not do that
day after day, and then I just reached a crescendo
of frustration and went in hard and you had to
go at it. I had to go at it and
it eventually gave way.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
And were you looking in the mirror when you were
having to go at it?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Oh? Yeah? Later on I was yeah, yeah, what a
minute later on? But it didn't crack quite how I
wanted it to. But it's looking better now, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Did you manage to contain it?
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah? Well I had tissues and stuff. Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
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Speaking of monkey porn, also, Pugs is going to come
in and tell us about his beef recipe.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Sticky Beef.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Pugs the Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Kisy the Verve there on the radio holed Arky Big Show.
But right now it's time for.
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Speaker 3 (37:27):
We looking at that? Before pug Son tells us it's
delicious beef.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Recipe, sticky beef pucksick beef pugs. Don't over hyper be
sure you don't want to go straight to that?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Okay, let's got a sticky, sticky beeh like.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
I'll give you the fast version, but it's essentially just
some delicious beef, marinated beef.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
What kind of beef? Because you were saying whatever beef
you can find.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
This is the thing about cooking, right, But you can
get all into the nitty gritty and try and be
fancy about it. But what really matters is that you
can make it. It doesn't stress you out and you.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Enjoy it at the end.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
What kind of being that it's affordable?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Says the guy who only eats koba beef. It's actually wagging.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
You can wear you beef.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
So you get your wag you beef, you marinate it
and a sauce with some oyster sauce, some Latin dark
soy sauce. Now, I don't have shower sing wine, so
I've you been using rice wine meron?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Why?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Okay, so that's a nice swap. I guess it's a yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I looked up if it Maerka is a substitute in it,
and it does.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
It's fine. Different cultural heritage, but doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
What matters is that you make a good feed, right,
but a corn starch in there, a little bit of flour,
a little bit of sesame oil. I'd love to put
a few chili flags in there, spice it up, and
you marinate that with a couple of other Oh, but
a sugar. Marinate that bad boy.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
For like twenty minutes the fridge.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
I put it in the freezer because I'm not dicking
around straight in the freezer. Marinate that in the little
eartype container for twenty minutes room temperature.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Person, I don't know what you're checking in the fridge freezer.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
But this is sticky beef pug sont Yeah, it's not
sticky bee forty J exactly.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
I'll give you sticky beef forty J if you're going
to have some.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Attitude about it anyway, you make a little sauce right,
a lot of the same ingredients, but maybe you check
a little bit more cyme all in there this time,
and then you cook up some vegies and stuff. Originally
the recipe that I found is just broccoli, but I decided,
you know, I'm gonna wack some carrot in the end
to onion so I can have some.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Variety of veget and a little bit of red.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Chili because I like a little bit of spice, you know,
not Holy cluck level, but just enough for it to
be nice. And then you basically sear the beef, take
it out, chuck the veges, and chuck some sauce, and
with a little bit of beef stock as well.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Sticky beef pugs on
did you eat it with chopsticks?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
No? You didn't?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Okay, yeah, okay, sticky beef pugs. So well, while you here, pugs,
you may as well comment on some of these delicious
meals people are having as well. Three four eight three
good a flollers Jack here, Jack correct, tame tonight, I'm
having two minute noodle sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Je reach noodle sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
No, a little bit of white death, little bit of
olive any on there, let's discuss.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
But when I was a student, that was my joke.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Even in my worst days, I'd never do that.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Ah, get a your sick bastards. Oh jeez, Jeremy here,
Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Wells, Jeremy Clarkson. Tonight, I'm having the
best inner in the world, steak and sausages, et cetera
on the barbecue with beers and whiskeys. And that's from Doug. Sorry,
(40:28):
I was from Doug. Doug Hallett, Doug Hawett all black winger.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Wow, very meaty, very boozy. By the sounds, it sounds
like a fun night, definitely.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
A few of the fowlers are Otherwise it's a lot
of get a flowers. This is from Fozzy Bear obviously.
Who are fuzzies? What other fuzzies are there?
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Jay?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Tonight, I'm having a barista made coffee, a thick shaking
and lasagna top of all from night and day using
the vouchtro I'm about to win.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Just for that.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I hate that I had you pegged as a just
for that. Yeah, you will get one.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
That's a wrong attitude.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
Man, Going to take.
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You're not going to take it seriously. You're not getting
a bloody bad chat. Damn. It's the it's the expectation. Yeah, right, sure,
I get you.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Hey, I'm expecting what's on Telly with me? Mogi up next,
Yellow Wise, Big, Big Honker. So stick around for that.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
The whole Arky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
The Breeders there on the radio Hot Archy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. Let's have a bit of TV chat.
Why not? What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah,
(41:59):
I feel like you're not taking this seriously anymore, Kesy.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Mogie's not here man, so I don't even care.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah, but even when Mogi's here, you're not taking it serious.
I do I take it really seriously because you can
actually sing. I've heard you sing. So I feel like
you're deliberately sabotaging our harmony.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Do you want to know something I don't like the Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Do you want to can it? No? Well, Moggi's you're
not here. I mean, if Mogi's not here, I mean,
why are we even doing what's on the TV with
Mike Minogue. There's bloody bars that's not here.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I know he's not here because he's feeling sick, and
I think he might have caught it off of Jerry's microphone,
who's also sick. But I just do it because you
guys love it, right, like your eyes light up whenever
we do it.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Well, just because Mike's not here, Can I just say
to you easy, I don't.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Love it, so you don't like it either.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I don't even know what it's about.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Man, Okay, Well, how about you tomorrow in his back
You hit him up about it, and I'll back you up.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
I tell you what, Why don't you have a word
with him tonight on the chat?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (42:52):
And and I'll reinforce you if he comes in tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Actually, you know what we should do. You should after
the show call him and then I'll on speaker and
I'll sort of back you up. I'll be next to
you while you're calling him.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
So, what are you going to come to my house?
After the show?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
We call him now, we'll do it out in the
office just over there. You call him though off your number,
put it on speaker and I'll just be behind your
back and the up.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Yeah. Well, the issue that I have with that, though,
is I don't know what speaker.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Speak a phone on your phone? Does your phone not
have speaker phone?
Speaker 4 (43:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
No.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I still don't have a microphone for my phone in
the car either.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Right, Okay, how do we just flag it and keep
doing it for the rest of the show.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Well, how about we I'll we'll do it if he
comes back tomorrow, okay, but if he doesn't come back tomorrow,
we don't do it.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Okay. Yeah, and then on Monday you hit him up
about it, yes, and I'll sort of back you up.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, No, that sounds good. Um. Now, what did I watch?
Which is really good mirror of Kingston Ah about the
McCluskey brothers.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
That's true story.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
No, it's not a true story, but it's about three
brothers and they're sort of cops and they work within
the sort of prison system and stuff. Really really good, good,
awesome drama, well acted, well shot, are well written. Highly
recommended by Hoidy J. I think you'd like it, Keisy.
Your wife would hate it though.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Right, A bit of violence and yeah, they're a bit
of thrilling stuff. Yeah, some buzzy's okay, Kingston. Is it
sent in Jamaica?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
No, it's sit in America?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Right? And where did you watch it?
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Prime?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Amazon Prime?
Speaker 3 (44:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Sweet? Is I watched? Now You're gonna hate this a docu?
So do you remember like three or four or five
or ten billion years ago where Donald Trump announced the
Space Force?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Right, so I that was a funny thing everyone talked about.
I then watched a documentary this morning while I was
having breakfast about space warfare and about how the Russians
and the Chinese and the Americans have all secretly sent
rockets up into orbit to drop off satellites for TV
and stuff. Yes, however they also drop off like three
(44:52):
secret ones and don't that people don't know what they're for. Yeah,
and I didn't know that all satellites for TV and
for GPS are exactly twenty two tho miles above the
Earth or thirty seven thousand kilometers And they've done it
mathematically so that they are in the exact level of orbit,
so that they are fixed in that position above the equator,
the exact same spot while spinning rapidly around the Earth
(45:14):
at all times, so they've worked it out the distance
so that they appear to be just sitting in the
same spot at all times. And I thought that was interesting.
Twenty two thousand miles Jase Jace.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Oh yeah, awesome, man, what was that on Keezy YouTube?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
So good?
Speaker 3 (45:33):
I'll check it out.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
I'll send you the link.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Aerosmith The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Use Indeed faith no more there on the Radio Hodarkey
Big Show this Thursday evening. Now of course at Radio
Hodaki it's Bear and Pie July.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Kezy, it is Jace. Can I just play this real quick?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
You do it?
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Radio hodikes Bear and Pie July.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I've been getting a lot of compliments about my performance
in their video, by the way, Kezy, really a lot
of people liking the fact that my character was right
out of the box.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
What were you channeling?
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Oh yeah, all right, pikings, just another character I played
in a former series.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Sorry, I'm getting a lot of comments too, just if
I and ass Pugs as well.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah, yeah, for my performance. Oh that's awesome. That's coming
from all directions. Now listen, listen, I've made a promise,
and I've made a vow and I'm going to stick
to it. Keezy right that if I see a pie
recipe sent in by one of the listeners, then that
I like, I'll make it.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
How do you want them to send it in?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Well, you tell me.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
All right. So the good thing is for beer and pie. July.
We've teamed up with Dad's Pies and we are going
to make a hold occupie. Text the word pie to
three four eight three, follow the link, fill out the
form submit your all time favorite flavor of pie, and
we could be putting it into production. So many great
suggestions have come through as well. Jason, Yes, tick a missile.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Pie, I think that already exists.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Really that usually?
Speaker 3 (47:04):
But a chicken yeah, usually, but I've seen a Tika masala.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
I think, okay, fried chicken pie. Interesting, like genuine Korean
fried chicken in the pie and then a bit of
sauce and stuff geese. Yeah, that'd be pretty good, actually,
roast lamb and mint sauce. You can get this, Yes,
you can. Maybe a bit of fetter no ah, pad
thaie pie, no any reason, or.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
I just don't like the idea of a tie curry
being encased in pastry.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
You like, uh, you like baked beans on toast day?
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
What about this baked beans, cheese, bacon and a pie.
So it's like you've put little bits of bacon on
and grilled the cheese on top of your baked beans.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
I don't mind that.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Actually, I reckon it'll be delicious. Yes, steak and cheese balls.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
I would like to incorporate cheese balls in my pie somewhere,
right for sure? Was it you that suggested the other
day as a mac and cheese pie? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
I said that. Yeah yeah, yeah, So what you like
it now? Because you dissed it?
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Yeah? Yeah, Well Mogi's not here now, yeah, yeah, Okay,
I thought that was a really good idea, as long
as there's got a squirt of sauce in it. Eh,
come on, man, don't squirt anything in my Maybe some bacon, yeah,
and maybe some tomato.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Okay, I know, yeah, maybe you're a bit of onion. Okay, Well, Hayes,
keep your suggestions coming through and also takes pile to
three four eight three into the drawer and you could
not only help us pick a pie, but also win
five thousand bucks. Too good to Dad's pies.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
With a whole king Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Well, there you go, your man Barstards, that's your Thursday
shown dusted Keysy. What's your plane tonight? Mate?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
My plans tonight. My wife's out having work drinks right
with her former work mates? Sure, so, she said, and.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
I have so many work drinks.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Well, these are catch ups for people she used to
work with years who also were fired at the same time.
Shit sorry, not fired, made dunna at the same time.
She was, Yes, and so that I feel like they're
going to meet up and get really boozed.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Yeah. So are you going to be the boy that
picks them up?
Speaker 1 (49:10):
The boy who picks them up? Yeah? Probably, although she
did say Uber is thirty percent off tonight, so I
might just Uber home, right, Okay, So I'll probably go home,
make tacos because we've got taco stuff there, and then
hop on the old PlayStation. Yeah, they have a few beers. Yeah,
nice to just settle and what.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
About you finish it up a bit of monkey porn,
that's what I said. I know you didn't say it.
I said it for you. What am I? I'm going
to take it easy. My wife's still not feeling very
well at the moment. Nor was my little one. So
I'll go home, cooked in a vacuum, sweep the floors,
do the dishes, probably go down to the gym. Pump
some mine because it's been a little while.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Mate, love, so you're gonna make love even though your
wife's sick.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
She's not involved.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Oh that's right, horseborn, horseborn, that's right. This is what
our show is tuning into, Jason, right spawn.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Jeez, hey, listen, it's been the pleasure bringing you the show.
Hopefully Mother Natures are going to lay off us a
little bit and we'll have the full Pleathora back tomorrow.
We'll see how we go, but you take care of
the until then, see you later.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Bye,
The Big Show with Night and Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Buy five Barista made coffees and get the sixth free,
No catch, just use their coffee cart. Welcome to the
Biggest Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Is our biggest show, biggest.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Biggest speak the show with just nice smart and I'm
kidding your man, BARSI. It's great to have your company
this Thursday afternoon. It's the fourth of July twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night Bay. And as you can
(00:36):
tell her her voice.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Down, what's that about, Jason, I'll.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Tell you what it is, Kesy. It's the Big Show
under siege. Mother Nature's having her wicked way with us. Mate,
I'm falling like Domino's.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And usually I'll be here for it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, totally, because yesterday obviously you had sicky sicky tom
tump poo pooh bum bum.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, and pussy pussy face face arm pitty pitty pity.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's right, I forgot about that part. You're over that now.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh look, just say I'm over it would be exaggerating,
but it's just say IM good enough to do radio, right, Okay,
I mean, because how hard is radio? Cause he is
to be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Tell you what. I try my guts out here every
day fort or seven, Jason.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Hey, and Keesy. Can I just say because Moggie's not here,
kir Kaha, Man, I respect the work you do in
this room. God, you're looking good by the way. I mean,
everyone else maybe falling by the wayside. Keezy, you seem
to be thriving. I mean, if you're a woman, i'd
say you were heavy with child. You're just absolutely blooming
(01:33):
with good health.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Why do you keep saying I look like a pregnant woman.
I don't. That's not a compliment.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm just trying to say that you're glowing, Keesy.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Right um now, And to be honest to you, everyone
is falling by the way. So we found out that
Jerry is ill at the moment on Breakfast yesterday. At
the end of the show, Mike goes, oh God, the
back of my throat feels weird, yes, and then woke
up this morning couldn't talk because when his voice goes
it sounds terrible.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Heah really goes. Imagine hoody j after smoking a hundred
Darries in a row. Basically, that's what Mogi sounds like.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Wasn't that just you at four pm every day. Yeah,
mostly so Moggi sounds terrible. Hopefully he's back tomorrow. I
am fit and firing. You may say I look green
around the gills or a little under the weather.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
The hell, no, you are blooming while you're looking solid airs.
Have you been working out, Keysy? No, right, because it
looks like you have. Thanks man, you look repped theirs.
You look great too, Jason, Hey, no, listen what I've
been inundated by calls from fans so forth saying what
the hell is going on with the Big Show? Are
(02:33):
you no longer doing the Big Show? Is there something
going on? I see that the studio has been rearranged. Yeah,
Pagsan was really weird with me when I came in today,
very stand off, fresh, very sort of non committed. There
has there been some stuff going on? What's happening? Keys?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, look and we'll get into this next. But the
he we basically made the most of you being away yesterday,
and I trialed a potential new present her and not
that you wouldn't still work here at Hodaki, obviously, and
you've always wanted to do breakfast radio. But we tried,
Matt Heath, we tried them out in your spot and
we've got some audio we can play you next if
you want. And to be honest, I think you did
(03:13):
a really cracking job. We had a really positive response
to it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It's betrayal, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
No, I didn't make the call, Jason, Hey, I was
sticking up for you. Man. I certainly wasn't getting around
heath big time.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
All right, well, listen to that next. Then shall we go?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
To be honest? Man, fa you, I wouldn't want to
listen to it because it is so good. He's going
to put me off, you think, I think so. It's
going to throw me. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
He's a food fighter.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
The hold Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yes indeed live there on the radio holed Arky Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. Great to have your company if
you're just joining us now. No Mogi today, he's under
the weather so he won't be in. I was a
bit crookey yesterday having a bit of a chanderfest. And
I'll tell you what, Keezy, Actually, it's been so long
since I've had a good chunder.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You enjoy it?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah? Actually did enjoy it?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Really?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I reckon. You know that feeling because you feel nauseous
and sick and you're going, oh, and that feeling before
you chunder is horrible. Yeah, then you do a big
power chunder, which I was doing on my toilet obviously,
But the feeling afterwards, if you could bottle that, mate,
(04:22):
you could sell it, it would be a huge hit. You
just feel flushed out, you feel relieved, and leave a
really nice feeling.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Now, Jason, you were away yesterday, so management took advantage
of that situation and they got breakfast hosts broadcasting legend,
to be honest, Matt Heath to fill in, sure, just
to see what the chemistry was like.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But I wouldn't say he was a legend keezy wow.
I mean he's written a book you no fairpoint and just.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Out of curiousity three four eight three Did you enjoy
the Big Show with Matt Heath on it yesterday? And Jase,
he was sort of sitting in your role, And I'm
just going to play some audio of how that went,
just so you can get a sense of how he
did go.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Good.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're mad, bastard. It's the third of July twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night and.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It's me haughty Jay over there, we've got Mogi and Geezy. Shit,
that's good.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
The chemistry right, wow, it was insane. It was like
straight off the bat, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
That is wow.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I know, like a text here on three four eight through.
I didn't even realize Jace was away yesterday. That's how
good Matt Heath was. It's stepping into your shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what as you say, is a bit
of a broadcasting legend. Yeah. No, that was really good.
And the fact that you guys had that instant chemistry
was pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
It was insane. Yeah, it was like we'd known each
other forever. Yeah, you know what I mean. So, I mean, look,
they're just tottling with stuff at the moment, and management
were like, we loved the sound where it would freshen
things up.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Well, here's the interesting thing, Kezy. Because I was lying
on a death, you know, on the count well, actually
on the counches stay afternoon, I was getting inundated with
people going have you been axed from the Big Show?
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you not doing the Big Show anymore? What the
hell's happening.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Well, I don't think it's a matter of thinking about
being like you're not axed from Hoducky, right, you know,
like Hodarky Radio, hurduck. He's been around for years. There's
heaps of rolls and heaps of different stuff. So I
don't think that's the thing they'll be looking at. And
look more text of flooding in on three four eight three. Yes,
he was great. I want Jason replaced much deeper and
(06:32):
crisper radio voice from Heath And So I don't think
it's a matter of you, you know, necessarily leaving Holducky.
You might be shifted to breakfast maybe mid dawns, but
like it's just something could happen off the back of
it because it it rated really well.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Well, I can't do med dawn because I do that
at Radio Pacific with my talk back show.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh you do.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, I'm still doing the mid dawns at Radio Pacific,
right and soft hits and stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Well, you could do the night show. Oh, lot of
great broadcasters have come through the night show.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's true, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
To be honest with you, mate, I'm pretty comfortable. I
feel very very safe in my job. What Are you
sure why because I sleep with management, aren't they all dudes? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Man, the whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yes, indeed, the cult there on the radio Hoedarchy Big
Show this Susday afternoon. I tell you what Keysy nice
to hear about in Nick Cave on the old radio
in a bad scene.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's a tune.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It is a tune. Love me a bit of Nick Cave.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I know you do, mate, and the National as well,
anyone with a weird deep voice.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, sure, it does it for old hoodie.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
J You know why because it sounds like yourself?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah? Probably.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah. Two days ago, Jace, you were leaving this before
you're away off sick yesterday with Siki SICKI Tom tum
poo pooh bum bum.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
And yeah, pussy pussy pass pass.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Pussy pussy face face, all of which is starting to
clear up, which is great.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's weird thing happening to my left testicle, but I
won't get into that either.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'll get into that later after five.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, sounds good man.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
As we were leaving the car parking building here where
you and I both park and quite often have shenanigans.
You know, you'll beat me and then purposely go really
slow and all sorts of things like that. Now last and.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Can I don't mean to interrupt your keysy. We have
nice little chats on the way to the car park. Great,
I feel like we really bomb in those moments, man.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, my favorite chat is look out, there's a bicycle coming.
Oh crap, and you're almost standing out in front of
the bi cyclist that hoon passed.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, you probably saved my life about four times, sofa.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, it's good stuff. The other night there was a
bit of an issue with the barrier arms letting everyone out.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Now, the way the car parks work is you have
to scan your little card on the way in, otherwise
it won't let you on the way out. So the
other day sky City wee we Park had the barrier
arms on automatic opening, but you still had to scan, right.
So the other night there was a massive cube because
people pulled up to scan their card. The gate opened anyway,
(08:57):
and so they just drove through, which meant they didn't
have entry DAR on the card.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
So the other night we were leaving and there was
a big queue of cars because heaps of people had
just driven through without swiping. Now there are two barrier
arms for exit and a big line of cars and
a bit of a gap. But you there was a
big Q down the left side. You went to turn
out and drive down the right side and go right
up to the front, overtaking like five cars who were
(09:22):
waiting in line.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yes? Keezy? But could I just make the point now?
I want to clarify this to the audience out there right,
and you can conrrect me if I'm wrong. Okay, Well,
there's two lanes, yes, are they're not? There are two
lanes and there's two exits, Are there not? There are
two exits. Now, for some unknown and utterly bizarre reason,
(09:46):
everyone lines up in the one lane and there's only
like one or two cars in the other lane. This
ro rhyme or reason to it. That's just like twelve
cars in one lane, two and the other. So I
just go down one of the lanes where there's two
in it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
The reason there's twelve cars in one lane is because
whoever's at the front of that is waiting to see
which exit is going to clear up first, and then
they will go to that exit. It's the most efficient
way for everyone to leave. If the gates are playing
but there's only one exit, no that there's two barrier
arm exits. You were just saying yes, but and if
one's playing up, you go to the other one. And
we were all in a queue to get to the front,
(10:22):
and then you'd pick which one you want to go to.
So we're all queuing up to use either of them.
That's the way. And it's so whenever there's like a
public holiday right and the passing lane, this heaps the
traffic and there's a passing lane. Even though there's traffic,
people are who down the right side. I never do that, no,
I know so, but that's the vibe you're giving off
in the car park by cutting in front of everyone.
But the best part was you got up to the
(10:42):
barrier arm, you cut past everyone, you swiped your card
in what happened.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
No data, ain't no entry data.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So you were stuck there while the other lane with
everyone a queued up and all filed out one after
the other. And it was just the most beautiful display
of kara I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I was viewing the ring. Yeah, because you tried to
stop me getting in that lane. Was pulling out a
little bit each time, right, and I thinking to myself, Keezy,
that son of a bitch will be absolutely loving. And
then the dude was like, you know, when he finally
answered the phone on the intercom there, he said, how
can I happen you? And I said, well, my card's
(11:21):
not working, and he said, well, we've got no intry data. Yeah, exactly,
And I said, well, I can't enter the car park
unless the barrier arm goes up, so obviously I've got
I tered. And he was like, well, you know, I
don't even remember what he was saying because I was
too enraged by the fact that Keysy slipped past. He
was giving me the middle finger in the meantime.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And the funniest thing was I was picturing you iffing
and Jffy I was, And were you picturing me Catholic?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I was as well. So that was the exact scenario
that was happening in both casts.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oer the Bitch, So Good.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ike.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
The Big Show's.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
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To check out who they've riled in this time.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yes, indeed, your chance to join the fellows and a
fishing trip should be a good time. Caleb be a
mad barsard. How's life? Oh it's bloody marvelous, Mane. How
was your sicky sicky Tom Tom pussy pussy as well? Caleb,
don't forget the pussy pussy? And can I just say
there was not actually a lot of poop pooling?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Okay, well yeah, so that that was good. Yeah? What
do you do for a crust man?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I'm a landscaper. Can I ask them a question?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Go for it? Man, Cale?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Do you like fishing?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I do like fishing. Not a big fan of eating fish,
but I love fishing.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Hey that's me. I'm exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I'm actually very similar to be honest.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh come on, Mammy and caleber So you feel you.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Guys were bonding? Sorry Caleb, Keysy was trying to bond
with you. Well I tell you, I'll tell you what, mate,
You're in the draw, So stay on the line and
our good mate hugs and Studio B will look after
you all right, perfect guys, Good luck, man god, I
Sam your mad barset? How's life? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Good fellers?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Here you getting on?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah? Good things man, good, good good? What do you
do for a cross Sam chipping down here and crossing. Yeah,
I can just tell the sound of your voice. You're
a massive back.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But actually, James, can I just ask Sam a question?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Sam, do you like fishing?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Brother? Oh? Take it or leave it?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You know, that's exactly the sort of attitude we want
on our fishing trip. Mate, you're officially in the drawer.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, lovely, thanks, Yeah, good on you see him. Stay
on the line and pug So in studio B will
look after you now. Just on the fishing front, Keysy,
We've got the boys' trip coming up very soon to
my family. Betch how are we feeling about that?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well, since we last spoke, I'm feeling bitter. We've cleared
up a few things. It's going to be more of
a you know, a team building exercise, which I'm all for.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah. The only issue we're going to do like trust
exercises and stuff like fall backwards and we'll catch you
that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
But you guys going to do it as well. They're right, We'll.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Start off with you and then we'll go from there.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, man, that sounds great. I'm feeling good about it.
I can't wait it's happening next weekend. Yes, I do
have to float a few things with my wife regarding
our plans for that weekend.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Sure, is she still a bit pissy about it a year? No,
she's not pissy, right sixteen hundred? Is that what she's
worried about because you don't have enough money in your
fun account?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
No, she's over that now. Oh okay, we've dealt with that.
Just a few other things. But look, it's next weekend.
I'm massively looking forward to, especially bunking with Pugs.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And I tell you what else. What I'm really looking
forward to is you and pugsn very generous generously said,
will cooked inner Saturday night. So I'm looking forward to
some keasy, delicious meal. Look, and it can't be ham
and pineapple pizza.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Look, me and pug Son. And he's a yummy boy,
so he knows how to make yummy stuff. I did
suggest that as a bit of a fun thing, you know,
when you cook for your parents, don't worry the youngsters
will do it. And then I thought about it and
remembered that you doess every single restaurant I've ever recommended
to you, and does everything I ever eat, So I've
decided no, I'm not cooking for you because it's just
a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Okay, So I'll do some platters then, and why don't
we just get a couple of roasted chicks and some
white bread and some coalsal and be done with it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
You get some chicks keen for some chucks. By the way,
this big fishing trip that is happening, it's all things,
so I mates, it's sight smart. Make sure you remove
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Speaker 3 (15:37):
Good stuff kesy oh, Jean Metallica for you the.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keys.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Indeed Australian crawl there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. The time is six minutes to five o'clock,
you know, and no mog you today if you're just
joining us. By the way, mother nature had has had
her way with him and he's feeling about crock Kezy.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
He's The interesting thing is he's using the same microphone
that Jimmy Wells uses. Is he's currently under the weather. Yeah,
so I don't know whether there's some sort of Niga
gym mega gym, yes, affecting sort of slibs that use
that microphone at the moment. So hopefully he's back tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'll tell you what, man, I've probably been massively underplane
my health over the last.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Really four or five days, because you haven't been on
quite a bit about it, you.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Know, probably you know, I've been really really crock keezy,
And yesterday I was I was on a death bed,
and I really got to ponder a few things.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
So you're on your death bed from vomiting and pooing
a lot? What a way to go?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Can I just establish there was no pooing right, well,
I mean there was poohing, just a regular amount, but
just my three perfect tubes. Okay, there was no issue
down that area, but just with their cessa zoozing everywhere
and the fom going on, and the fever and the
blindness in my left eye.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
What about your knee where I hit you with the stool?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, finally I did wake up, you said any morning,
and go, oh, what the fuck's wrong with my knee now?
And then I realized you smashed a chair on at
the day. But you absolutely smashed a cheer on it,
and so with that in mind, I was lying there
on the couch and put pen to paper.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You finally did a will, thinking that it.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Could be you know, my last words, and I think
it's the best thing I've ever written, which I might share.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
No, No, my will is already sorted out.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Okay, is it like a poem or so.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's a poem?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, I think that.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I think it's the best thing I've ever written in right,
in terms of emotions and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, we'll see if we can squeeze it in in
the five hour.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Well, no, we'll squeeze it in. Keysy.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Also, one of the best things I've ever written was
a recipe for a delicious winter soup. So if you're keen,
I've got Keysy's Winter Warmer, a beautiful soup recipe we
can go through as well in the five hour.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
And I understand too, actually that your lovely wife. Yeah,
my wife needs some help.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
She genuinely does need some help, So it'd be good
to get the listeners to help with that as well.
It's about a new job.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Also my wife, Yeah, my wife, she had a haircut today,
and I'm interested to sort of talk to the listeners
about this what it's like in their household when their
partners get a haircut. Right, she can be a pre
precarious keezy. Okay, so we'll be talking about all that
stuff after five o'clock. That sounds good.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Hold Ike, welcome back in as if backbones you're listening
to the Big Show brought to you by Night. Hey,
no Mogi today.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Which explains why that was really weird.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I was actually thinking, if we're going to do the
harm these will Mogi's away. Maybe we get Pugs. And
I don't know if you know this about pugsan beautiful voice, man.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well do you want to come Pugs come through and
we'll yeah, come through right now. We'll fire that off
again and we'll do it and it'll be great.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
All right. Actually, just on this front, I don't know
if you knew this, Keezy, but Pagsan was the lead
choir boy at his school. You're joking, and he was
a treble Do you know what a treble is?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
High pat till he was like nineteen.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, we were called the treble Makers. That's so good.
All right, here we go again, Here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Welcome this big show, Jasons, Mike and Yeah, welcome back
your mess of backbones. Hope your Thursday is coming along.
Tickety boo, you're listening to the big show brought to
you by night. I came in. I can actually see
(20:05):
you as a sort of beautific sort of trouble with
your your skirt on there. Yeah, in the choir, I
can absolutely see it. Pucks, thank you so much. Yeah, yeah,
good stuff, Back and relax because it's time.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
With your homes. I was waiting for this day. I
was waiting.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
So whatever questions you've had, Yeah, take through three four
A three now, Pucks packs on. Wait, I just hand
on her sure, because you and I peas in a
pod mate. Guys, we're a package deal.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
You're reading into Connie check deal. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I was actually thinking for the batch trope right, Yes,
you know you know there's tuple We're parties that people
do where they kind of come around and they take
people through serious tuple weirs and things and maybe sell
a few things.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
By where do you mean sex toys?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, thy j there is that as well?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, but I was thinking maybe I could do a
bit of a Connie seminar for you fellas at the batch.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
How good that.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Would be, you know, like I'll bring a few different
types so we can try some on, you know, get.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
A taste for them. You know what I'm saying. What
do you mean a taste for them?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
So I love Connie chap Man. It's good to have
it back.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
It is good.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Actually, Jay's coming up next to you wrote what you're
saying is the best thing you've ever written whilst on
your death bed yesterday.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, I think so. You might want to get your
your hanky out, punks.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Huh No, not that one.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
No, oh.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
God.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yes, indeed, bon Jovi there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time it's fifteen minutes past
five o'clock, and I got to be the honest with
your geezy. I'm just happy to be here man. Yeah,
being on a death bead yesterday.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
See, I didn't realize how I should say death couch,
death couch. I didn't realize how sick you actually were.
I just thought it was a routine stomach bug.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Well, you know me, man, I'm I'm what they call
a stot.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Right old schools. I've heard them call you that.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. And I don't. I don't
bleat on about the pain I'm in or the how
sick I'm feeling, you know. Yeah, I just suck it up.
Is this a recent thing or like I suck it
up as well?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You know?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Do you ever hear me talking about not feeling well
or whatever? I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
No, But I've seen you suck a lot up before.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Totally. Yea, totally, man. But yesterday, and the reason I
say that I'm grateful that I'm here there was there
was a little while there in the early afternoon. I
didn't think I was gonna make it wow. And with
that in mind, actually I got pen and paper out
or when I say pin, I mean my quill.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
And you won't know this about poetry, Keysy, because you're well,
you're a bit of a philistine. Really, Your ham and
pineapple pizzas and.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Chicken burgers, Yeah, I can't have those in the poetry.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
But sometimes, sometimes, Keezy, the best poems they just come
out of you. You don't even need to think about them.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Right, Okay, have you written one of you?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I've written one year and I think it's the best
thing I've ever written. And forgive me if I get
a bit of emotional when I start reading it, because
as you can imagine, I was sweating and wow, done
a little bit of poos in my pants as well.
There's a bit of sick down my shirt.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Wow, this is that powerful.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
It's pretty powerful, man. And you know, obviously I've got
to leave it from the girls. But anywhere here it is.
I wake up in the morning and raise my weary head.
I got an old coat for a pillow, and the
earth was last night's bed. I don't know where I'm going.
(24:00):
Only God knows where I've been. I'm a devil on
the run, a six gun lover, a candle in the window.
Yeah it's pretty emotional, and yeah, I know it's just
holding together. You're brought into this world. But they say
you're born in sin. Well, at least they've given me
(24:22):
something I didn't have to steal. I have to win. Well,
they tell me that I'm a wanted Yeah, I'm a
wanted man. I'm a colt in your stable. I'm what
Cain was to able. Mister, catch me if you can, Jeeves,
I'm going down and a blaze of glory. Take me now,
(24:42):
but know the truth. I'm going down and a blaze
of glory. Lord, I never drew first, but I drew
first blood. I'm no one's son. Call me young Gun.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
That is so good, Jays, that is the best part
you've ever written.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Thanks man. What's it called living on a prayer? I
might just have to go out a bit him bum
a bit. Yeah, you know, you just get me five minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, you go take some time.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
All good?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
His crowded house on the Hudaky Big Show, The Archy
Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yes, indeed, Guns roses there on the radio Honarky Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. If you're just joining us, know
Moogie today. He's a little bit under the weather, but
he said he's popped a few pills the Achys. He's
good to go.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, absolutely, And if you're wondering he doesn't have the
same thing. Jace Head, jace Head, Sicky Sicky tom tum
pooh pooh bum bum and.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
And Sisty Sisty passed past.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Sisty sisty pass pass and then Mogi's got a double
bogie situation.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah, yeah, massive bogey situations, especially on the honker like that.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, with a honker like that's so good with that
was just massive. It's huge.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Hey. Now, something I'm very genuinely excited about, and that's
the rugby. So let's have a bit of rugby chat.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Why not crouch, touch, pause, engage rugby union chat with
Moidy j.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
And I mean this sincerely actually because I went through
the last few years and I've kind of gone off
for the All Blacks. I've gone off rugby in general
just because I think easy there was just too much
of it. And I got back into it a little
bit over the Super Rugby season because here was some
beautiful rugby being play.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
He was one of the best Super Rugby seasons I've
seen in a long time.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
And with that in mind, we've got the English coming
over here, which I had no idea what was happening
the first Test match this weekend. Of course, Raiser the
new coach at the Helm there very excited to see
what he's going to bring to the operation and there
was a team that's announced today.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's right, So they're going to play two games, the
first playing forsythe Bar this weeking down to Needin seven pm.
The ACC boys are down there already, I believe.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Oh, they're going to do it live from the ground out.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I don't know what they're doing. They've got Richie Muwanga.
He's driving a bus with everyone on apparently. The following weekend,
the thirteenth, they are playing England again at Eden Park.
So this is what's got the excitement levels up. It's
the introduction of Raser his new regime. Yes, and then
also the fact that we're starting with England, who we
hardly ever.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Play, Yeah, and also hate passionately. Yeah. The English and
All Black rivalry goes back eons and we love beating
the English.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Is it still Eddie Jones? No, no, it's not at all.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I can't off the top of my head. His names
escape me, but no, Eddie Jones is Japan again.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I think it is right. Okay, It's been a long
time since I've had to keep up with rugby, but
here is the team that he has named Razor. I'll
just get your thoughts first of all on the Type
five there, Jayson, you've got Ethan DeGroote, Cody Taylor at hooker,
Tyrel Lomax.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
No problem.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Scott Barrett is the captain, of course, and Patrick twoplo.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yes, strong, strong knocking partnership.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
You're outside, No, sorry, you're loose forward Lucy's Semipenny female, Yes, Dulton,
Papa Lee, Ardie Savia.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I'll tell you what. That packs a punch, that those loose.
He's a lot of power there.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Mate, So those powerful Luci's pack a punch.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
They pack a punch.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
It's so good. Half back t J Pittanada, Who are
you preferring?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I look, I think he's probably the best option at
the moment. I prefer the young fellow from the Chiefs
whose name just temporarily Lata. I think his name is
all right escapes.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Me right, okay. Damian Mackenzie is our first five.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Go you good thing.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, he's the man you've got. Jordy Barrett at second five,
Rico you're one here, yeah, center the wings seven Reese
and Mark Telea.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, okay, I can give or take those, but yes, right,
and I think Anton Lennett Brown is in the subs there.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, so he's he's coming off the bench. You've then
got Stephen Petlfetter in the fifteen Jersey Now off the bench,
am Off, Fussy Flitch and Yule Tupo, ve Luke, Jacobson, Finley, Christi, Anton,
Lena Brown and Body Barrett and Jersey twenty three.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
You can't wait, mate, So he's saying Fullsyth Stadium Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Seven oh five, the acc'll be i'mentating that on Skysport nine.
What's your score prediction, Jase? Because you always predict the
Warriors to lose by fifty.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
And I'm generally right.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, well you had been.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Actually that's all Blacks fifteen plus right.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
You don't want to give a score, Okay, I want
to say. I'm going to say England seventeen all Blacks
thirty two.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, I got the roof there, you know what I mean.
I think that's fair. Yeah, okay, Well in that case
I'll go forty two twelve to the All Blacks.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Okay, Well, in that case, I'll go fifty nil to England.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
If you're going to do that, I might change mine
to thirty six to England, right, and seventy eight to
the All Blacks.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I want to go eighty eighty nil England.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Lock it in Eating the Darchy Big Show with Jas,
Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Tune in four on Radio hod A.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Queens to the Stone Age. There on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Thursday evening. The time is ten minutes
of far just six o'clock.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Jason, you started a segment last week. It was called
Winter Soup Chat.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Man, you told us about one of your delicious winter soups.
And to be honest, I have been eating a heap
of soup good times, so I might hit you with
one of my recipes.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, go away far away there, potatoes, croutons, garlic, a
little bit of crack pep from there and it stuck. Oops.
Quints Winter Soup Chat, Winter Fils. I'm not sure about
the quints. I'm pretty sure quints is a jam. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I don't know where Megi got that from.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
I think he panicked under pressure and said quints and
said quinn.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, he always does that.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
What kind of maniac puts quints in a soup?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I don't know, Jas, especially once you've you've had Keyes's
Winter Warmer?
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
It?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
The soup's called? Is this your recipe or it's my recipe?
So to be honest, it's been handed down. So it's
one that Mum used to make for me when I
had bad asthma, so all the time then, So yeah,
sort of five to six nights a week Keyses winter warmer.
So first of all, one hundred grams of butter. I
use margarine. Now, the next part is crucial. Three whole onions,
(31:09):
and so what you do with the onions is you
just chuck them in because you want to pull those
out afterwards, and they just sort of bob like peel
the skin off them, and you just want to leave
them in their bobbing because it's a slow cook.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
So is this a stock you're making or is it
just it's the soup?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Okay, So three whole onions, don't dice and just peel them,
let them bob around, and then there's slow cook and
then pull them out at the end. Three potatoes mashed.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
This is already sounding disgusting.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Because that gives it it's like a nice because you
want your winter wan to be thick. One corn cob.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Just bobbing as well. What do you mean is the
corn cob bobbing or do you take the kernels off
the corn cob?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
We take the kernels off of the corn cob cannon
corn then yeah, yeah, I mean you could do that,
but like that cob, I don't like.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
The idea of because that onions are already bobbing around.
I don't like the idea of a corn cob bobbing around.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, the cop stays in bobbing around, and then you
pull that out afterwards with the onions, and then the
corn kernels are floating around in the in the mix.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Well, did they just fall off or what?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
That?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
You can you can shuck it that it?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, okay, a.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Can of dice tomatoes if you want, you can actually,
because quite often you might not have that in the
cup and you can swap that out.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
A cup of red wine sounds better? Yeah, yeah, they
don't worry about tracking them in the sleep. Just chuck
it down your gallut.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Now, trust me, you want it and so it's delicious.
The next thing and this sort of thickens it up,
and a lot of people put so.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
You've already thickened it up with mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, you want it to be really thick. So pint
of guinness. Oh so, pint of guinness in there. And
to be honestly quite often added to gravy and in
a pie mixture and then at the end two kg's
of porkmants and you just leave that in the slow
cooker for I think twelve hours. Pull it out beautiful.
(33:02):
What do you think.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
The Whodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keysy Green Day.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
There on the radio Darkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time four minutes a six o'clock now coming up
after sex? What's for Tea with Me? Keysy Yellow Wheeze,
Thick Crust Monkey porn fun.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Account fan account, Yeah, yeah, So what that basically is
as a segment where you texted on three four eight
three with what you are having for dinner and doing
so you could win a fifty a night and day
voucher and.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
A special treatment on that front. Actually, Keezy, because we're
going to get pugs on. He was just describing to
us off here a delicious sticky beef nile that he
had last night. So he's going to come in and
tell a fellow's secret. It's his secret recipe. So it's
going to be something to look forward to. Also, What's
on the TV with Me? Mike Minogue without Mike, The
(34:00):
Yellow Ease, No.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Hold Ike, You're welcome back, your messive backbones. You're listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by Night Day.
No Maggie today. Hopefully tomorrow we'll see how we go.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah, you're away with the saw tummy and whatnot. He's
away with a bit of a cold and whatnot. So
not connected, but hopefully everything aligns tomorrow. Ja's just quickly?
Is it all good?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah? Man? If I just jump in here, well you'd
already had so yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Okay, just checking Night and Day. Yes, hell of a
caffeine fix. Barista made coffee as low as football as
fifty how good. And if you get a coffee card,
your sixth one is free.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
And so Pakstan Special as well. At the moment I believe,
oh my god it is. Yeah. So if you run
and in the old Connies, get stuck into it.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah. So if you go into your local Night and
Day and ask with pug San special, you get two
jumbo boxes of Rubber Joey's, Yes, two packets of lee
Key Teriarchy sauce, yes, and uh huh the chicken thing
yeah yeah yeah, like the you know, the one pot
cooking yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
One pot chicken yeah yeah yeah ah.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
And also a packet of mentoss oh you cool, twelve
ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
And some lube.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Oh that's right, and a two little bottle of lube. Hey.
Speaking of Punkston, he was on the podcast out show today.
That is bonus material we do every single day. They
both come out at seven thirty. That and also a
highlights package of our show. Do you remember what we
were talking about, Jason?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Not really.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Today was a pimple special.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Oh that's right here, zip chat. I wanted it just
to just explode, key, that's right, like everywhere, yeah, and
you just to go ah yeah like like.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well I was around.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
We were actually talking about the massive pasture I had
on my face. That reached a crescendo. And I had
been so disciplined about it, you know what I mean,
not touching it, kezy, not squeezing it.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I wouldn't have been able to. I would have touched it.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Oh man. It was so difficult to not do that
day after day, and then I just reached a crescendo
of frustration and went in hard and you had to
go at it. I had to go at it and
it eventually gave way.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
And were you looking in the mirror when you were
having to go at it?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Oh? Yeah? Later on I was yeah, yeah, what a
minute later on? But it didn't crack quite how I
wanted it to. But it's looking better now, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Did you manage to contain it?
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah? Well I had tissues and stuff. Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Cool? Cool? Hey, coming up next? What tea you would
useal with me?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Keezykezy and they would there Yellow Wheeze, thick Crust, Monkey.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Paul, monkey porn. I'm not sure about that, acount. I'm
not sure about that one. But text to on three
four eight three what you are having for dinner tonight
and you could win fifty bucks of night and Day.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Speaking of monkey porn, also, Pugs is going to come
in and tell us about his beef recipe.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Sticky Beef.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Pugs the Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Kisy the Verve there on the radio holed Arky Big Show.
But right now it's time for.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Hey guys, text here from Steve What's New Zealand with
me ki. That's right, Everyone's favorite segment where you text
it on three four three with what you're having for
dinner and you can win a fifty a night and
day about your so good fellas, what are.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
We looking at that? Before pug Son tells us it's
delicious beef.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Recipe, sticky beef pucksick beef pugs. Don't over hyper be
sure you don't want to go straight to that?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Okay, let's got a sticky, sticky beeh like.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
I'll give you the fast version, but it's essentially just
some delicious beef, marinated beef.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
What kind of beef? Because you were saying whatever beef
you can find.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
This is the thing about cooking, right, But you can
get all into the nitty gritty and try and be
fancy about it. But what really matters is that you
can make it. It doesn't stress you out and you.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Enjoy it at the end.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
What kind of being that it's affordable?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Says the guy who only eats koba beef. It's actually wagging.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
You can wear you beef.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
So you get your wag you beef, you marinate it
and a sauce with some oyster sauce, some Latin dark
soy sauce. Now, I don't have shower sing wine, so
I've you been using rice wine meron?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Why?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Okay, so that's a nice swap. I guess it's a yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
I looked up if it Maerka is a substitute in it,
and it does.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
It's fine. Different cultural heritage, but doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
What matters is that you make a good feed, right,
but a corn starch in there, a little bit of flour,
a little bit of sesame oil. I'd love to put
a few chili flags in there, spice it up, and
you marinate that with a couple of other Oh, but
a sugar. Marinate that bad boy.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
For like twenty minutes the fridge.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
I put it in the freezer because I'm not dicking
around straight in the freezer. Marinate that in the little
eartype container for twenty minutes room temperature.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Person, I don't know what you're checking in the fridge freezer.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
But this is sticky beef pug sont Yeah, it's not
sticky bee forty J exactly.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
I'll give you sticky beef forty J if you're going
to have some.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Attitude about it anyway, you make a little sauce right,
a lot of the same ingredients, but maybe you check
a little bit more cyme all in there this time,
and then you cook up some vegies and stuff. Originally
the recipe that I found is just broccoli, but I decided,
you know, I'm gonna wack some carrot in the end
to onion so I can have some.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Variety of veget and a little bit of red.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Chili because I like a little bit of spice, you know,
not Holy cluck level, but just enough for it to
be nice. And then you basically sear the beef, take
it out, chuck the veges, and chuck some sauce, and
with a little bit of beef stock as well.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Sticky beef pugs on
did you eat it with chopsticks?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
No? You didn't?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Okay, yeah, okay, sticky beef pugs. So well, while you here, pugs,
you may as well comment on some of these delicious
meals people are having as well. Three four eight three
good a flollers Jack here, Jack correct, tame tonight, I'm
having two minute noodle sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Je reach noodle sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
No, a little bit of white death, little bit of
olive any on there, let's discuss.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
But when I was a student, that was my joke.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Even in my worst days, I'd never do that.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Ah, get a your sick bastards. Oh jeez, Jeremy here,
Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Wells, Jeremy Clarkson. Tonight, I'm having the
best inner in the world, steak and sausages, et cetera
on the barbecue with beers and whiskeys. And that's from Doug. Sorry,
(40:28):
I was from Doug. Doug Hallett, Doug Hawett all black winger.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Wow, very meaty, very boozy. By the sounds, it sounds
like a fun night, definitely.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
A few of the fowlers are Otherwise it's a lot
of get a flowers. This is from Fozzy Bear obviously.
Who are fuzzies? What other fuzzies are there?
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Jay?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Tonight, I'm having a barista made coffee, a thick shaking
and lasagna top of all from night and day using
the vouchtro I'm about to win.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Just for that.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I hate that I had you pegged as a just
for that. Yeah, you will get one.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
That's a wrong attitude.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
Man, Going to take.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
What's your tea?
Speaker 4 (41:08):
With me, Kezy, Yellow Wise.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Monkey, pornorn account, fun account, Sticky Beef, Sticky Beef thugs.
You're not going to take it seriously. You're not getting
a bloody bad chat. Damn. It's the it's the expectation. Yeah, right, sure,
I get you.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Hey, I'm expecting what's on Telly with me? Mogi up next,
Yellow Wise, Big, Big Honker. So stick around for that.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
The whole Arky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
The Breeders there on the radio Hot Archy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. Let's have a bit of TV chat.
Why not? What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah,
(41:59):
I feel like you're not taking this seriously anymore, Kesy.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Mogie's not here man, so I don't even care.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah, but even when Mogi's here, you're not taking it serious.
I do I take it really seriously because you can
actually sing. I've heard you sing. So I feel like
you're deliberately sabotaging our harmony.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Do you want to know something I don't like the Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Do you want to can it? No? Well, Moggi's you're
not here. I mean, if Mogi's not here, I mean,
why are we even doing what's on the TV with
Mike Minogue. There's bloody bars that's not here.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I know he's not here because he's feeling sick, and
I think he might have caught it off of Jerry's microphone,
who's also sick. But I just do it because you
guys love it, right, like your eyes light up whenever
we do it.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Well, just because Mike's not here, Can I just say
to you easy, I don't.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Love it, so you don't like it either.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I don't even know what it's about.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Man, Okay, Well, how about you tomorrow in his back
You hit him up about it, and I'll back you up.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
I tell you what, Why don't you have a word
with him tonight on the chat?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (42:52):
And and I'll reinforce you if he comes in tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Actually, you know what we should do. You should after
the show call him and then I'll on speaker and
I'll sort of back you up. I'll be next to
you while you're calling him.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
So, what are you going to come to my house?
After the show?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
We call him now, we'll do it out in the
office just over there. You call him though off your number,
put it on speaker and I'll just be behind your
back and the up.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Yeah. Well, the issue that I have with that, though,
is I don't know what speaker.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Speak a phone on your phone? Does your phone not
have speaker phone?
Speaker 4 (43:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
No.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I still don't have a microphone for my phone in
the car either.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Right, Okay, how do we just flag it and keep
doing it for the rest of the show.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Well, how about we I'll we'll do it if he
comes back tomorrow, okay, but if he doesn't come back tomorrow,
we don't do it.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Okay. Yeah, and then on Monday you hit him up
about it, yes, and I'll sort of back you up.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, No, that sounds good. Um. Now, what did I watch?
Which is really good mirror of Kingston Ah about the
McCluskey brothers.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
That's true story.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
No, it's not a true story, but it's about three
brothers and they're sort of cops and they work within
the sort of prison system and stuff. Really really good, good,
awesome drama, well acted, well shot, are well written. Highly
recommended by Hoidy J. I think you'd like it, Keisy.
Your wife would hate it though.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Right, A bit of violence and yeah, they're a bit
of thrilling stuff. Yeah, some buzzy's okay, Kingston. Is it
sent in Jamaica?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
No, it's sit in America?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Right? And where did you watch it?
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Prime?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Amazon Prime?
Speaker 3 (44:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Sweet? Is I watched? Now You're gonna hate this a docu?
So do you remember like three or four or five
or ten billion years ago where Donald Trump announced the
Space Force?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Right, so I that was a funny thing everyone talked about.
I then watched a documentary this morning while I was
having breakfast about space warfare and about how the Russians
and the Chinese and the Americans have all secretly sent
rockets up into orbit to drop off satellites for TV
and stuff. Yes, however they also drop off like three
(44:52):
secret ones and don't that people don't know what they're for. Yeah,
and I didn't know that all satellites for TV and
for GPS are exactly twenty two tho miles above the
Earth or thirty seven thousand kilometers And they've done it
mathematically so that they are in the exact level of orbit,
so that they are fixed in that position above the equator,
the exact same spot while spinning rapidly around the Earth
(45:14):
at all times, so they've worked it out the distance
so that they appear to be just sitting in the
same spot at all times. And I thought that was interesting.
Twenty two thousand miles Jase Jace.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Oh yeah, awesome, man, what was that on Keezy YouTube?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
So good?
Speaker 3 (45:33):
I'll check it out.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
I'll send you the link.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Aerosmith The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Use Indeed faith no more there on the Radio Hodarkey
Big Show this Thursday evening. Now of course at Radio
Hodaki it's Bear and Pie July.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Kezy, it is Jace. Can I just play this real quick?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
You do it?
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Radio hodikes Bear and Pie July.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I've been getting a lot of compliments about my performance
in their video, by the way, Kezy, really a lot
of people liking the fact that my character was right
out of the box.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
What were you channeling?
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Oh yeah, all right, pikings, just another character I played
in a former series.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Sorry, I'm getting a lot of comments too, just if
I and ass Pugs as well.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah, yeah, for my performance. Oh that's awesome. That's coming
from all directions. Now listen, listen, I've made a promise,
and I've made a vow and I'm going to stick
to it. Keezy right that if I see a pie
recipe sent in by one of the listeners, then that
I like, I'll make it.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
How do you want them to send it in?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Well, you tell me.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
All right. So the good thing is for beer and pie. July.
We've teamed up with Dad's Pies and we are going
to make a hold occupie. Text the word pie to
three four eight three, follow the link, fill out the
form submit your all time favorite flavor of pie, and
we could be putting it into production. So many great
suggestions have come through as well. Jason, Yes, tick a missile.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Pie, I think that already exists.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Really that usually?
Speaker 3 (47:04):
But a chicken yeah, usually, but I've seen a Tika masala.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
I think, okay, fried chicken pie. Interesting, like genuine Korean
fried chicken in the pie and then a bit of
sauce and stuff geese. Yeah, that'd be pretty good, actually,
roast lamb and mint sauce. You can get this, Yes,
you can. Maybe a bit of fetter no ah, pad
thaie pie, no any reason, or.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
I just don't like the idea of a tie curry
being encased in pastry.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
You like, uh, you like baked beans on toast day?
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
What about this baked beans, cheese, bacon and a pie.
So it's like you've put little bits of bacon on
and grilled the cheese on top of your baked beans.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
I don't mind that.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Actually, I reckon it'll be delicious. Yes, steak and cheese balls.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
I would like to incorporate cheese balls in my pie somewhere,
right for sure? Was it you that suggested the other
day as a mac and cheese pie? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
I said that. Yeah yeah, yeah, So what you like
it now? Because you dissed it?
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Yeah? Yeah, Well Mogi's not here now, yeah, yeah, Okay,
I thought that was a really good idea, as long
as there's got a squirt of sauce in it. Eh,
come on, man, don't squirt anything in my Maybe some bacon, yeah,
and maybe some tomato.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Okay, I know, yeah, maybe you're a bit of onion. Okay, Well, Hayes,
keep your suggestions coming through and also takes pile to
three four eight three into the drawer and you could
not only help us pick a pie, but also win
five thousand bucks. Too good to Dad's pies.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
With a whole king Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Well, there you go, your man Barstards, that's your Thursday
shown dusted Keysy. What's your plane tonight? Mate?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
My plans tonight. My wife's out having work drinks right
with her former work mates? Sure, so, she said, and.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
I have so many work drinks.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Well, these are catch ups for people she used to
work with years who also were fired at the same time.
Shit sorry, not fired, made dunna at the same time.
She was, Yes, and so that I feel like they're
going to meet up and get really boozed.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Yeah. So are you going to be the boy that
picks them up?
Speaker 1 (49:10):
The boy who picks them up? Yeah? Probably, although she
did say Uber is thirty percent off tonight, so I
might just Uber home, right, Okay, So I'll probably go home,
make tacos because we've got taco stuff there, and then
hop on the old PlayStation. Yeah, they have a few beers. Yeah,
nice to just settle and what.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
About you finish it up a bit of monkey porn,
that's what I said. I know you didn't say it.
I said it for you. What am I? I'm going
to take it easy. My wife's still not feeling very
well at the moment. Nor was my little one. So
I'll go home, cooked in a vacuum, sweep the floors,
do the dishes, probably go down to the gym. Pump
some mine because it's been a little while.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Mate, love, so you're gonna make love even though your
wife's sick.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
She's not involved.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Oh that's right, horseborn, horseborn, that's right. This is what
our show is tuning into, Jason, right spawn.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Jeez, hey, listen, it's been the pleasure bringing you the show.
Hopefully Mother Natures are going to lay off us a
little bit and we'll have the full Pleathora back tomorrow.
We'll see how we go, but you take care of
the until then, see you later.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Bye,
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