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On today's show, Jase is sick of being massively gullivered, Mike's in a silly goofy mood, and Keyzie breaks down his commentators curses on a numeric level.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The big Show was Night and Day. Anytime is a
good time for a thick shake from Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome this big show.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Indeed, Jason, hitch my note and.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'll give your mad Bastard's great to have your company
this Wednesday afternoon. It is the eighteenth of September twenty
twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Night.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Day.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Maggie Estallion, you greek a Jona's house life, you giddy app,
your mad dog, your sick son of a bee, your scumbag,
get the whip out, mate, Yeah boy, give it to
your bully. Give it to me, Magie, give it to you.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'm going pretty grouse man another all over the show
sort of a day, Ye, a little bit chilly, which
I don't mind. Sure, I had the fire on last night. God,
that's good times.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Man? Is that as good to make love in front
of me? No?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, No, I won't tell you what I did do,
but it wasn't love making. Okay, She'll just leave it there,
all right, Key Keezy, I know you want to know more, brother,
but you can just forget about it. My lips are sealed.
Well what they are now yeah cool.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, I tell you what, Kezy, what such a good
jacket that one isn't It looks really warm because you're
getting your money's worth out of it. Man, Magie was
talking about how chilly it was, and you've got that
nice sort of sheep skinny kind of corridor y action
going on. And I love that camp. I think it's
my favorite. One needs a wash though. How's life keys

(01:38):
to you too, Jays?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Your life's great, man, I can't complain. I've got my
nice jacket on that I wear every single day and
my dirty hat. So hang on, I don't have a
dirty hat, you do.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Your hat's filthy? That one's the one he's got on. Duh?
Is is very nice and clean? Is it? Dais? No brain?
This is the one that that old Pugsan gave me
because he kept giving you hats all the time and
I got a bit iffy about it, so he gave
me this hat.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
But you know it's a joke hat, right because it
says der and you wear it on your brain.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah totally, yeah, totally, and it's brown. Look, I love
a joke keasy, even if it is me. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, you should tell some of our show sometime.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Now listen, now, listen, There's been some big news today,
fellas huge chest, so we'll be getting into that next.
But let's have a few tunes. Shall we have to
Foo fight us to kick us off?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
And then rage against the Machine?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh? How good?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Is indeed rage against the machine there on the Radio
hod Archy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is
twelve minutes past four o'clock and all as well. But
we do have breaking news. This is breaking news. Well
I suppose it's already broken, really, isn't it. Yeah, it is,
we're talking about it earlier. But the legendary Matt Heath,

(03:03):
of course announcing that he's leaving Radio hold Aki, I
did about you, fellows. I was quite taken aback by
that news.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
I was hugely taken aback out of.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
The blue phrase that comes to mind, back back back, Yeah,
huge loss to the station, one of the backbones of
Radio Hodaki. How can I put it that way? Fellows,
great broadcaster is going to be hugely missed, But of
course going on to bigger and better things as he is.

(03:35):
Good luck to him. I say, why not, good luck
to you.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's very generous of you, Jose thanks man, good on
you manse you the best man.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Like Matt heath Man.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
You know, once upon a time, little Keysy was sitting
there listening to the radio and he was like hearing
Matt heath and He's like, man, I want to be
a part of that station, right, And then I ended
up on drive, which I was pretty good at about.
But you know, to have work sort of at the
opposite end of the data him near him, Yeah, yeah,
to know that I'm in the studio where he sometimes is. Yeah,

(04:07):
it's just it's it's been the highlight of my career.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Actually, you're totally right there, keys And I remember the
first time I touched him, you know what I mean,
when I was started working here, and it was a
pretty special moment, just on his shoulder and I just like, wow, legiend,
I just touched a legiend. Yeah, have you ever touched
a mogis?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Not physically, but I think I think we've really connected
emotionally over the last few years that I've been here
at Hodaki, and of course he's been here for eleven years.
It's a long time to be doing breakfast, it is.
You know, he should be celebrated just for getting app
early every day like that. He's sort of like a farmer,
but an actual backbone, not just somebody that babbles on

(04:46):
about what the farmers do.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
You know what I mean? Yeah, totally man, sure, sure,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Actually I think we've actually got some
on this topic, some massive breaking new.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah it's related.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, this is breaking news, huge news, Fellas, to do
with the station. I've had the phone call Keezy hurducky breakfast.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh wow, yeah wow, Okay, I've got some breaking news
too that.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
This is breaking news.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I had a shocker of a sleep last night day
that you're breaking this this crock cut at the moment
she's got this coffin. She's just barking and barking and barking,
so in the end I had to go and sleep
on the couch.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
So well, interestingly, Fellas, I just don't see how that's related.
But yeah, what I too have some breaking news. All right, okay,
this is breaking news. I got a flat tire today
and the old jack out there took the tire off,

(06:05):
put the new one on all one, Solf. That's how
you do man, Thank you, man, thanks Willows, thank you good. Sorry,
I've just hang on.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
I've got some more breaking news. This is breaking news.
I've been given the sack. Oh yeah, because I wasn't
supposed to talk about it. Yeah, so it says here
you just have to stay on drive. Oh so sorry,
that's the premature. There everyone, that's my bed.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
We've actually already got pugs on.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Have you already got sort of thirty seconds?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah? That was what I was doing seconds this job.
Oh well, yet's available? Is it? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Can
I have that? Or have to train you out? Easy?
Stay in touchdown? Man, Oh, this is a tune. This
is a tune. Hey coming, I'm next. I'm going to

(06:57):
be speaking to the man himself. Fields. You're nervous, You're nervous.
I'm freaking out. Prince. By the way, Purple Rain, The.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Hodarky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey h.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
How good Jane. They should have re released the last
Toura minute so that has its own single way. I reckon. God,
that's good, so good. It makes me emotional that song
spring of which Prince, yeah, Prince speaking of emotions. To
tell you what, It's been an emotional old day on
Radio Hodaki And as previously discussed, the legendary broadcaster that

(07:31):
it is Matt Heath announcing that he's leaving Radio hold
Aki and moving on to greener pastures. And he joins
us now on the phone and Maddie legend quite seriously, mate,
an emotional day for you.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Oh messively.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
I mean I've been on a radio hurtacky for fourteen years. Wow,
breakfast for eleven.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I just found out.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
I didn't know it was eleven, but Jeremy Tommy that today.
So she say, that's a decent knock with you the
little bit radio station in the world, and with my
very good mate Jerry and Meshi and Ruder and I've
absolutely loved it.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
So so yeah, its emotional.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
You know, you know, got to go but don't want
to leave, but got to go but don't want to leave.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah right, sure, man? Was it? Was it anything we did? Man?

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:25):
I just thought you came into beat me but hard
on the game of Throne.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
Game of Thrones, the.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Way you play it, Keys, it's game of Thrones game.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
I just thought that the way you look at me in.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
The grist, I just thought, I'm not wanted here anymore. Yeah,
and you know, and so it's you, really, Keithie.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I'm sorry about that, man, and just you know it
must be. Yeah, it's a big thing. You know.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You and Jury together for eleven years, as you say
in Breakfast Innovators as well, and you're a big part
of each other as well. As it's five days a week,
it's very early in the morning, it's a it's a
special and unique relationship. And then in the end that
you didn't hesitate and just throwing them under the bus
and walking away.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yeah, just a mere eleven years. Just just I feel
like we've seen everything we can to each other. But
in all honesty, Jury is just such a lovely human being.
Eleven years, no arguments together. I loved every bloody second
of it. And I just say, look, change is the

(09:33):
only consonant life.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Boys, It's true. That's very philosophical of.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
You that, Yeah, there is truth in that, man, And
I know that you guys never argue, but Jesus Christ,
there's some backstabbing.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
Well that's the thing. I don't mind the backstabbing.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
It's the front stabbing.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I don't know. Yeah, it's a bit more confrontational. Yeah,
in the front. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
And now the exciting thing for you, Maddie is that
you're often news talk said, are You're going to be
at the after and the afternoons over there, so you
are going to to be the prebs of news talk
zed B.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Look, that was the whole thing for me.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
And I'm taking the name as well, but it'll be
pre Escobar afternoons on ZB. I'm taking the whole thing,
the whole intellectual property from prebs and the playlist. Acially,
I'm going to be a lot, I tell you what,
a lot of red hot Chelli peppers, a lot of
food fighters on the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Hey, Matt, heyskezy here man, hope you will.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Screw you.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Ah, actually, Jacon, just the eyes across.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
The dis game of two halves.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, I know what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that, Matt, And I mean
we could have a chat off here about it if
you want.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Oh you know, I was just going to say, mate,
you can expect a few calls from old hoodie J
on your new station there, mate, because there's some things
that are really bagging me at the moment.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
And yeah, really get stuck in old hoodie Jay's craw,
doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (11:03):
It does around around the bloody Council, Yes, yeah, bloody
council and the and the rates make road works.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
And can I ask you how much what percentage of
your new show Monday to Friday is going to be
you banging on about the new trains being the new
railroad's being put in.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Well, you know my initiative around road cones trains and stuff.
Every time someone lays a rod cone, they.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
Should have to take a rod cane.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
He lay one and you take one.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
And hey man, how nice is it going to be?
You know, moving over to ZB and not having Jerry
just sort of riding your coat tails.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
Well that look that's well put.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
But just to flip it around a little bit.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Do you know what it's like to be in the
duo Jonavan Benner about the same pipe.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
You know, I've just been absolutely punished by this tall
Adonis and all these pictures.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah, for too long a standing.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Here looking like a short little water Jeremy Wells, I'm
just gonna look can stand in a picture and look
like a normal human being once you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Don't get me started that. Don't get me sun. Can
you imagine what it's like for old hoiity J standing
next to that adonice Moogy with his pis bulging as
abs protruding and keezy the height privilege. Yeah, that's a
keasy six foot eight or something like that, and old

(12:27):
a little hoity J. There's gnarled, old face, wonky knees.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
They should have put us two little wardogs to get.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
An opportunity. Mate, I need to.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Sort it out and do a size ratio for the
bloody photos. Good man, just look good in a photo
to get Yes, we look bloody good into a holes
they put us.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, man, Hey, but seriously, man, you've been an absolute legion. Mate.
You're going to be mess. You're still going to be
in the same building and stuff. So I'll call you
all the time, so we'll no doubt stay in touch
and you'll be over here all the time anyway. But mate,
big big fan, Love you guys.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
I'll be listening to you as I always do.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Love you guys, Love you go. Well, you're coming back
for your victory. Lamp in a week or so. Mate.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
All right, you've seen busy Matt, so we'll let you go. Man,
all right, I love you.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I love you, love you. Man so good.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
He's so good now gathering all the ugly dudes at ZMB.
If you want to go over there, Jason.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I here's probably a good call, actually, I reckon I'd
be really good at talkback.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Probably would actually, because.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
You know how I get fired up about stuff. Mate. Yeah, yeah,
you've got a good history with talkback.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's not good because it's up on the second or
third floor and you won't be able to have your
eyes to the front like you are now.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Your six son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
The Whole Archy, Big Show week days from four Radio.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
He is indeed Pearl jam there on this Wednesday afternoon.
Hey fellas, let's have a bit of golf chat. Golf
chat with double Bogeye Mogie.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Floor bloody big day to day in the world of golf.
Hoidy j J Jason Charles Hoyt has gone back onto
the course for the first time in some twenty years.
It's been a long time out of the game. The

(14:35):
game didn't miss him, but he's come back anyway, And
keez you took him out, ther brother, talk us, talk
us through the whole experience.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Okay, So we went and played a public course here
in Auckland, Chamberlain. Everyone knows that it's where you go
and hack around and no one really judges you. You know,
sure J's old stomping ground twenty years ago.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Some memories. Maga'll tell you that much. Mate.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
So we're up on the first tee there and there's
a bigline of p waiting and that first t is
what your first teach it is? Yeah, my mate, guy
who he played with, he teed off beautiful down.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
The middle age.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
He smashed it right, and then I teed off even better. Yeah,
he smashed it about five minutes away from the green
it landed, and then Hoidy J got up there and
topped it and went about thirty meters.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, and then that's pretty good. Tho thirty meters. I
went further than thirty.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
No, you thought it did. And then you had to
walk back.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Oh yeah I did too, So where's my bulls that
I was back there? Man?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Then he had to drag his trundler back to his
ball in front of everyone and then hit it again
a few times. First hole he shot nine.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Wow, I thought you gon on issue eight, I was
a par four yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
So he shot nine second hole eight yeah, and I
was better. Yeah, I was like, here we go, third
hole par par what par three three?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
So there's a video of that up on the Big
Show Instagram right now. And Jace, how do you feel
you in?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Men? Look, I'll be honest with you. I was an
abomination making But here's the thing. I knew I was
going to be, so I was pretty relaxed about it.
It actually a lot, but I absolutely loved it. And
what I've realized has been twenty years since I've played
and picked up you know, the old clubs there. But

(16:14):
the biggest difference is that I've aged twenty years and
I'm not as flexible and as strong as I used
to be. And so yeah, my swing is just vomitous. Yeah,
and I'm gonna have to be one of those players
I think that plays like an old man and just
doesn't go for too much distance, just nice and straight

(16:36):
all the time. But she goes I was all at sea.
I didn't know what I was doing, and my chipping
was an abomination.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
But the problem is you had a pretty damn good
shot and it wouldn't be right next to the hole,
and he'd still effing and Jeff, you know what I mean.
And I'm like, no, you should be stoked with that,
because the last shot you did like that, you bladed
it and went way over the green and into the bushes.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
So you're still not hard, aren't you. You're a hard
tire smuse on yourself, Jason. But I tell you what though,
Kesey's a pretty handy golfer, and the other feeling we
were playing with he's a pretty handy golfer, and that's good.
That's what I need. I need to play with better
players so that I hopefully lift my game up. But mate,
I loved it. It was great.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Fun, genuinely, as we're putting our clubs around the caft,
which he goes, what do you do admire?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, you were saying he was in tears.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
He was like that stoked, Yeah he was. It was
really really nice nice. Yeah, And you know, I thought
I was going to be a little more poked after
nine holes, that I was going to be exhausted, but
it was fine. I can do eighteen, I reckon it'll
be But no, it's a lot of fun. I'm looking
forward to a few more rounds in the next few weeks.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Ah Kesy Kesey, rather than recording Joe's getting birdies, can
you or pass? Can you record him getting like five overs?
That's what interests me.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Well, I filmed them, but he said I wasn't allowed
to put it on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah that's what that's what the people want. You're going
to give the people what they want. True story. Actually,
the first thing he filmed was my magnificent one shot
of the day, which was at the path through. Because
he done eight, so here we go.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
I'm going to get him gig another eight part beside
the pen which was annoying, unbelievable. But if anyone out
there was to play around with old wity j three
four eight threes, give us a test, Yes, we'll tee
it up.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah, I have to play with them every time. Someone else.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Come on Geezy the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kesey penny Wise.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon,
and an other exciting news test Crickets back Fellers. Yeah,
we're watching it as we speak. His enervisi as Sri Lanka.
Sri Lanka batting first. I presume they won the toss
and did that. We've got our first breakthrough. Willow' rourke,

(18:44):
the young quakerway didn't think we'd be playing in this match.
Little cork behind their karuna atna, their little edge behind
to the keeper. Twenty four one got.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
The left hand of there, didn't He just sort of
fishing away there, really could have let it go through
to the keeper, but he couldn't help himself.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
And Willow rourk what a spear many ears. He's freakishly big.
He's got a massive head on him, and he stands
around the other players there and he probably gets shunned
in the changing room because he's so weird looking. Yeah, yeah,
totally just sort of edged.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Winning behind there and and then they're quick for Willow, Willow, Hey,
Willow mate, and it's twenty four Sri Lanka.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
This is what you're going to do? Keasy? Is it ruined?
I just try to show that I excitement just on
that front. By the way, did our first B y
C podcast in a while, So make sure you're going
you go and check that out. Same I'm going home
I'm really excited about this actually, and I'm going to
watch some test cricket tonight. Be real.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Still, I think you're missus. You're saying off here is
going out. She's not going to be here, so you'll
be able to hold the remote control tonight already.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Jake, totally, mate, totally.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Do you like cricket? A Fellers who doesn't?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Man?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Because we've got some breaking do you like cricket?

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Man?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, this is breaking news. Did you can I just explain.
I do like cricket, but I do not love it
as much as you two. I all know as much
about it as you all. I used to have to
cover it a lot, but now I don't all watch
it at all. That's a really good point. I tell
you what I do. Watch The Black Clash, Fellas. It's returning.

(20:16):
The Black Clash is officially Hot Spring Spars T twenty
Black Class in association with Wolfbrook. It's hitting to christ
Church January twenty and twenty five Saturday, the eighteenth.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Beautiful Haglio Beautiful, there's a lovely place actually, and there's
a they've announced our superstar this time as well. I
believe we do a bit.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Of a drum roll for Yeah, sure, here we go.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
The one and only Chris Gale. Ah, how exciting. Now
I have to admit, oh, Brian La didn't go great
in the last one. Well, allegedly he was steamed.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Do you remember that he couldn't get his he couldn't
get his helmet on, he was off his head.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Allegedly it looked like they gave him a six year
old bloody helmet they did. You know, it was tiny? Yeah,
I don't know what this.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Maybe it'd have been a while since he'd picked up
a bet he had been, but yeah, and that can
be the case. You know, you've got Chris Gale there.
Who's how old tks? He must be forty four?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Okay, but I think he'll still have it in him,
Yes he will, Bryan Lara fifty five. And he still
plays a lot of cricket, doesn't he. Chris Gale around
the world. He still gets out and about and has
a swing.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
So he's a bit of a gun for hire, isn't
He just travels around, has a party.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yes, he's a gun for her, Yeah, very much so,
very much so.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
And he's he's one of the most exciting cricketers in
a long time. He has a strip of pole in
his bedroom.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
He's really out.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Here, because does that make him an exciting cricketer the
universe exing something else?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Just exciting. He's an exciting fellow to have around.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
He's a good time guy, you know what I mean.
He enjoys himself and of course the A c c
Will be commentating that as per That's right, you basids
will be in the spa again, won't you?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Actually sorry before we move off, Chris Gale Keyser, You
doing hell of an impression of him, don't you.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
That's right? Oh that's right?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Sex nice. Yeah, thanks for reminding me.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I do that. I forgot I had that.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
By the way, there's going to be a hot Spring
spa once again. We will be in it wearing speedos
and people will win the right to come and sit
with us.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Done that already though, that is just going to be
you this year, is it. Then I'll just bring you
guys over some cheese and that and just put it
in the water.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
What I will say about that last last one, fellas,
is that your guys burn't meat. Paddy naps were a sensation,
especially Mogi's.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
The problem was that we did have a lot of
spillage into that spa. There's a lot of food went
in there, not from Keesy and I, from the other
fellas that were there. Yes, so it sort of turned
into a bit of a soup.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
It did.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
If you want to be in that soup, keep an
ear out because it's going to be happening soon. Also,
if you would like to jump into the acc Export
Ultra Zone, it is the party zone in Inverted Commas.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
It is Ra eighteen.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Then head to the Black Black Class Dot co Dot
ins it and get on the wait list because it's
with his limited tickets for that area. But the Black
Class itself sells out every single.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Year, every single year, and every single year it absolutely rules.
Is a great time. The weather, it always plays ball,
the crowd always goes off.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
I'll be honest with you as well.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I think christ Church is generally the more raucous of
the two.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
It flips between.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
There and tod On a bloody great event. If you
can get tickets, get tickets, it's unmissible.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Hate plenty coming up after five o'clocks and actually stay
tune New Zealand the.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Hold ike, welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope you're
getting through what's that hump day Wednesday? Tickety boo, because
you're listening to the big show brought to you by
Night Okay, very good news on the cricket front to
New zeal And. Another breakthrough Sri Lanka currently after winning
the toss and batting first thirty three for two.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Hey, have you guys heard about milkshakes? Shakish shaky sho
night and day. They have them in that delicious.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Their milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Would
you say that that's true? And then you suck them hard.
Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and then
you suck them hard.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Right. The thick shakes, especially the super thick shakes.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Everyone's just be a weird mog. He's in a weird
mood because he's sleepy. He just says stuff.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah, speaking of which, what is the special today?

Speaker 4 (24:33):
By the way, yea kezy, but says here they sent
it to you, right, so I think it was super
thick shakes.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, it's just a little airstisks by the side and
it goes down to the bottom of the container and
underneath you look at it and there's the air strips.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
The next to it says suck it hard.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Hey, big hour coming up. If there is a big
hour coming up, we're going to kick off the hour
with a bit of improv. Also favorite, that's a crowd favorite,
I think, is it Pugs? Yeah, Pugs loves it. We
do it for her.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Also a little later on your chance to either go
helly fishing with three of your mates or hally golfing.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Keep an ear out for would you rather. Incidentally, by
the way, keasy, were there any text about people playing
with old hoody j on the golf course?

Speaker 4 (25:19):
No, no one's into it. Oh okay, Oh deezus came
to play with you des nuts.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
And Kisey radio Head there on the radio. Holdankee Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon Sri Lanka currently forty one for
two for those of you that care. But right now
it's time for some big show improv. Why not? It
sounds prey lions camera. Actually, now it's time for the
big show prov. It's quite professional isn't it. It's pretty good. Yeah,

(25:56):
I like it. Okay, So here's the scenario for Kesey
your Portuguese. What okay? Why how do I do that? Okay?
Actually in honor of our big Chriscale announcement. You're a
West Indian? No? Why not? Why not? There's white West
Indian people as well.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
K No, But I just okay, why don't you be
Wist Indian?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
No, I'm sitting the scenario. So you're West Indian and
you've taken your wife. Are your partner out, Louise? Louise,
my name's Louise. No, you're taking your partner Louise on
a romantic date, okay, because you're planning to propose to him.

(26:43):
To your shock and horror, the food is such an
abomination and everything is going terribly badly for you that
in a rage, you demand to see the chef played
by the one and only Mogie.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Fine, and I'm not doing a wist in an accent.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Ah, Okay, we've lost the role.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
But no, this is I feel like a big sit
up to fail here. You know right now that I
will get in trouble if.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I did that. If you imitate Bob Marley. No, okay,
well if you don't, okay, you can.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Just have a normal accent and use a fine normal Jason, man,
come on, are you see an accent? All right?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
So you're called for the shift. You're in an absolute rage.
Your partner Luise is really upset. Restaurant. It's a very
fancy restaurant, and Moggie the shift comes out to have
a chat. Okay, all right? And am I walking out? Now?
Am I come over? I come over to the table,
all right? Help you?

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Then?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah, god man, are you the chef here? Are you more?
Are you the chef here? More? Are you the chif here? Oh? Okay? Cool?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Just because I'm sorry, I want to read romantic evening?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Can you not shout me? A human? Just then? Keys
he so enraged, and a flick of foods comes out
of his mouth and lands on Mogie's massive snorls.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Listen, mate, the issue I'm having is I ordered a steak.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I wanted a medium rare. You've you've burnt the crap
out of it.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
It's pretty much an edible. You got something on your nose,
by the way. You've got something on your nose, by
the way, is there anyone else I can speak to.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
At this stage, your partner, Louise starts crying and this
just really sets you off. Are you right, Darling? What
are you doing to It was just a special evening
at Louise. It's just too horrible occasion, the occasion he
wanted to take me out of the romantic nard and

(29:03):
it's just gone horrible. I just want to go. He's
got a ring in his hand down here. Ah, hey
on mate, Look you've already ruined a mistake. Don't also
ruin what.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
Can I say? Weord of advice? Darling with your name Louise,
you don't want to marry you a bloat. It's got
this kind of a team for Ain.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Oh look, I'll tell you right now. I never in
a million years.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Oh hang on, Louise, we need to talk about this privately,
all right.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
I just want to go, Chris, do you want to
go home with me? Because I've been fired. I've been
making a shocking job of cooking the states.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
I told you it's been terrible. Ain't saying oh, really good?
That was great? Man? Really? Okay? Yeah? Can I just
just a few observations. I feel like.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
I feel like I don't want to question his judgment
because he's a very experienced actor.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I feel like a lot of Mogi's characters.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
That he's playing are starting to like are they from
the same family or what's.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
The thing about it?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Is?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Man like?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
For example, you get al Pacino. Al Pacino is very
much himself in every movie, very much Robert de Niro,
same thing.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
The list goes on. So I can't help what character
comes out of me when I get into the scene.
I felt, you can't. Next time it might be different.
I don't know. I hope.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Okay, right, how do you think I jas?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Because I was. I felt furious there.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I think the only thing that could have improved it
really was a Jamaican accent. Yeah. Western?

Speaker 4 (30:27):
And also, can you stop heading on my messus in
every seed we do?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Please? She is a smoke show.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
You're lucky I didn't bring out the radio everyone. It's
lucky you didn't bring out your rage to jays of.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
The uriking bing shown podcast radio Horaki.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Would you rather Helly Fishing or Helly Gold Let's find
out what this crazy Zealander would choose. Yes, indeed, two
good options there fellas Hally Gold Healey Fishing. I'd be
happy with either one.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Hell yeah, I would be happy with either.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
So that's how we do it every time.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I'll be staid with either one, but I'd prefer Helly golf.
And of course both are provided thanks to HELLI trans helicopters.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Let's get into it, chare we fellas? Carl your mayor bastard?
How's life? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Tell me, Carl, what
do you do for a crust backbone? Not just a builder, mate,
a builder? All right, you're a massive backbone now, Carl,
Which would you rather helly fishing or helly golf? It's yeah,

(31:38):
vast majority of people are keen on the fishing. The
vast majority well, because think of it, you'll probably catch
quite a bit because they get a great local or nothing,
and you've got all the snapper and stuff, Carl to
take home and follow, good staff, mate. I tell you
what I'll do. I'll chuck you across the parson in studio.

(32:00):
All right, mate, your mate get a scotty, your mad bastard.
How's life? Oh? Hey, fellows? Good?

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yeah your mate on your way home? Are you scotty? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (32:11):
Just heading home?

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah? Good on you mate? What do you do for
a crust. I'm a mechanical engineer, Scotty.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Is that a French accident?

Speaker 7 (32:19):
I can hear Scottish.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Okay, well, well we all know what he's going to choose, right,
what are you going to choose this, Scotty.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
It's got to be fishing, mate, a.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Boy you know s Andrew's the home of golf, because
I think I'll for it.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
No, you go, Scotty. I'd love to spend some time
on the on the course of you, Jason, but sorry,
it's got to be the fishing. Yeah, good on your Scotty, mate,
because the vibe was fellas that maybe golf would prevail,
but I'm getting the feeling that fishing is at the moment. Yeah, Scotty,
hold the line, mate and putsound on. Studio B will
sort you out. Get a Josh from Wellington House life,

(32:57):
your mad bastard.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Get that's not too ye yourself.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Beautiful welly today?

Speaker 7 (33:05):
Mate, couldn't be better?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Good? Yeah, good on you. What do you do for
a crass Josh?

Speaker 7 (33:11):
Not a hick of a lot of the moment, mate,
Just on the old doll.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Good on your brother. Best years of my life on
the door, Jason's life all right, Josh having said that,
would you like Halle fishing Hally golf.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
I'll stick with the treat for the Helly fishing there.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, good on, good chuck old pack Son and he'll
he'll sort you out.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
That's interesting. Everyone's choosing the Halle fishing today. All three
just gonna remind everyone what you're actually getting. So the
Holly fishing, you could be catching snapper Hawaii or king.
Mogi stops showing pictures of a downstairs you drew to everyone.
All right, you will go fishing off Greape Barrier Island.
All the gear included, top quality reels, rods, tackle bait,
everything like that. Bring home a big one for dinner.

(33:59):
But the golfing, which is what I'd.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Like to do it begs one.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Mogi drew choppering and smashing eighteen holes in Auckland's west
coast at Moody White Golflands, which is a beautiful course.
Helicopter flights of course, green fees, golf carts, beers burgers.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Afterwards, you and three mates, Yeah, we do that on
the weekend. Easy.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Get it's to that at the weekend, you and me, Yeah, absolutely,
another chance, of course, get yourself in the drawer tomorrow, Fellers,
do you want to quick? Would you rather question?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Please?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
All right, You're in a room full of spiders, full
of spiders.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
It's full to the broom with spiders. I can't breathe
the so many standing on them.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Yeah, there's spiders everywhere. Wearing you know that there's spiders everywhere.
You're just wearing what you're wearing now? Is that weird
hoodie and that brown hat? Would you rather the lights
on or off?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Hmm?

Speaker 4 (34:48):
You're got to stand there for an hour? You want
to see all the spiders.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
And I want to know when I can crunch them
off off for you? Interesting, isn't it? Doesn't it?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
I go on, you do I want to see the spiders?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yeah? Okay? Yeah? And you went off a yeah, I
don't want to see the spiders. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (35:05):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
And you went on aj on you want to see
the spiders? Yeah, man, you went on akeasy I am Now.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Did you remember saying when you were a little feller
you got a stiger star? You screwed it up?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
The Hurdiche Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Twins are the stone Age there on the radio Hodankee
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is exactly ten
minutes to six o'clock in Sri Lanka. Currently fifty five
for two. Those are the stats, fellas. And speaking of stats,
we've come across some very interesting stats regarding the Warriors, fellers.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
That's right, so great New Zealander Sophie Acklan.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
She took some time over the last couple of days
to put.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Together every single Warriors commentary of the season and which
member of the Mad Monday ac See crew was doing
each game right.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
She then did the maths around.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
How many games were losses, how many were wins it
was one draw against Manly, and then figured out who
had called the most losses right.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
So when lost percentage for each of the commentators. Was
there a minimum amount of games that we're doing here?

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Well, look, let's with the pants Man Joel Harrison, who's
also our web guy and uploaded a photo of me
proposing to my wife and then used that for a
social campaign and didn't ask me about it earlier today
he did two games and it was they were both wins.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, right, two games? Two games? Not enough? And can
I just say though Pantsman does a great job it's
very funny.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Yeah, yeah, so you know, yeah, I'm massively into the pantsman. Yeah,
obviously for when he uses photos and.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
He's always posting photos of me and my massive snarls
as well.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
You know, I'm not a fan, but he's too scared
to post on of Mogi, which is yeah, because he goes,
oh you just make it a bit upset, and I'm like,
do it. He's got the second biggest honker.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
So he's one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
He's one hundred percent win record. There's two from two.
The next is Hurley. Ben Hurley did six games.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yes, all right, so I feel like that's a statistical
now we're working as such.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, what I mean?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
So Hurley called six games, four of which were wins.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Oh wow, pretty good, one of which was a draw.
Sixty six percent.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Sixty six percent, yeah, man, And to be honest, I mean,
the draw almost bumps that up a wee bit, you know,
because it wasn't a loss, you know, so maybe it's
seventy five percent. I don't know, No, sixty six percent. Yeah,
it's pretty just floating it out there. She was floating
out there, Fellers.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
It's all good.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Next Manaiah he called twelve games, three of which were wins.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Three that that's half of the season. That's right.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Are you taking into account the buyers twenty five percent? Yeah,
that's right. He's a twenty five percent winch.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Jesus, that is shockingly bad.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Now, Die Hendward, because he's a massive backbone, he did
the most thirteen six of the those were wins.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
That's pretty good. Yeah, that's not bad.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Six were losses.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
One was a draw.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
So he's pretty much banged down the middle.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Official, we'll give him fifty percent.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Well, the official is forty six percent, but yeah, it's
pretty much fifty fifty. I called twelve two of which
were wins.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, that's not good.

Speaker 9 (38:21):
Two what's that then? Like thirteen percent? Sixteen sixteen? Sixteen percent?
Twelve games, two of which were wins. What's that about.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
I've got to be honest with your Keysy, because as
the season was going along and I was aware and
listening to your common tares and stuff, really it was
something that was beginning to concern me, and you were
making the point, Mogi. I think that next season, the
biggest priority for the Warriors in terms of improving this
season is to make sure that Keysy's not calling the game.
And that's not to be nasty.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
That's not a personal it feels like and it should
feel like that, but that's not what it is. Keys
when you look at it completely leave from an impartial
point of view. Sure, when we played the amount of
commentators curses that you laid on it was, it was.
It's like nothing I've ever seen before. It was like
you had more commentators curses per game than some of

(39:16):
the best halfbacks in the game would have triasses. It
was unreal. You would literally can you say, look at this, yeah,
now we're all over them in defense seventy try it was.
I mean, it's a skill, Well it's not.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
It's not. It's not when you can you know, used
to any great effect or that you would want hang
on in comparison, can I make that point. I've been
commentating cricket for ten years. Never once have I had
a commentator's curse. Well that's not true. They call it
teen years, not one commentator.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Sorry, I was gonna say they call it doing a
Jason Hoyd. But that's when you commentate a replay and
think it's happening live.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
That's not a commentator's curse. No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
But can I just say I don't impact the game.

Speaker 10 (39:56):
I'm just speaking because you would expect, you know, it
can't be a statistical anomally when you're dealing with those
kinds of numbers.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
It should be fifty to fifty like Die.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
You know, It's like, if you toss a coin thirteen times,
is it how many times you commentated? You're not going
to only get at heads twice. It's not going to happen.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Sided at twelve, whereas dieted thirteen exact he tossed the
coin thirteen times, six of which were here's six or tails,
and one it landed straight up.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
The only thing that has been removed from those common
commentator games where Die has commentated as you do in
your Commentator's Curse. I would like to know how many
of your thirteen games were with dies right games, because
I think there's probably a correlation.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
He's the losses, thank you. The losses that Die suffered
were probably because your power is a commentator's cursor overpowered
his ability to commentate, yeah and produce positive results. Absolutely
corrupted his score. What I suggest for you is that
maybe you and Pensman look to do some almon tries together.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
I think you guys need to go back to the
lower grades. I think you guys need you should be dropped.
You could start doing your basketball next season, commentating that
because you're on the bench anyway, so I'll give you
something to do.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Look, Mike, I get it, you're upset. You're a Warriors fan,
and I see you're just trying to find a way for,
you know, to help the Warriors improve. Jace, you're my agent.
You shouldn't be in support of me getting dropped off commentaries. Man,
you need to be in there arguing for me.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
And yet sadly I am after six o'clock.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
What's for teen? Uze on textas three four eight three?
What you are having for dinner? And you could win
a fifty a night and day?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
About you?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
The whole aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Hold Ike, welcome back in Massive Backbones. Hope you're getting
through your Wednesday. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night By the way, Oh no,
we've already done it. What's that already talk about milkshakes?
I've done that. I've done it. We've mentioned about. Yeah,

(42:05):
that's all good. We might we might have new audience
that haven't heard that. Geezy caramel flavor. Man, they do great. Okay,
true story. When I was a young feller, I had
a caramel milkshake. It made me so sick that I
can't ever eat caramel again. I think caramel is a
foul brew. Yes, yeah, wow, there was something about this
caramel milkshake that wasn't right.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Isn't it interesting how both you don't like one of
the most delicious things.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
You Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like caramuls, but I don't
like caramel flavored things like that. I would never ever
in a million years pick correct caramel super but hard shake.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Vanilla chocol That's pretty simple. Don't don't go outside those two. Now.
Listen in the podcast banana or something weird banana? Yeah? Nice?
I mean the podcast, which is the little chat we
have before we start the radio show. It's kind of
like a warm up or a bit more casual, bit
more r ten sometimes because we don't have to have standards.

(43:02):
Ah I do today. We discuss chase.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Every day you do this and you try and remember
what we discussed. I've got it written down. In front
of me.

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What it was? What was it?

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This is a little clip that Pug Soun's mate. This
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Speaker 3 (43:18):
All right, I don't remember the last time my wife
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Speaker 3 (44:00):
Yeah yeah, good stuff. Hey? Also texting three four eight
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Speaker 1 (44:09):
Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Kissy Green Day there on the radio Honikey Big Show
this Wednesday evening. Let's talk tea. Oh you hey, guys.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Text here from Steve what's for Tea?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
News Zealand with me Kick I just say it's gotten
quite cold on here. It is. Yeah, I mentioned that before.
I'm getting very nipply. I have to put some sweaters on. Huh. Yeah.
Something that's been really.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Annoying me lately, right is we'll order like a food
box and order it for four people, me and my wife, wow,
and then we will have a delicious lunch the next day.
For some reason, my wife recently has stopped eating the
yummy lunch the next day because she doesn't feel like it.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
And so now I have a s situation where I
have some yummy food in the fridge, but I still
have to make dinner tonight.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
It's not it's not. And a similar thing happens around
it our joint. Yeah, and then it sort of gets
put in the fridge. I'm not eating sort of that
food at the moment, and then it just suits. You think, oh,
that'd be a good option for lunch. But I think
my wife gets lunch at work, right. You see, it's
just a tertial waste. This is the thing.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
My wife's really good with that stuff. She's really good
at eating leftovers for lunch at work. Is that one
of the things she's good at. One of the many
many things food at work, you know, whereas I will
do that. I'll buy stuff for hod Yeah, for old food. Yes,

(45:44):
it's just something that's annoying me at the moment. It's
not really annoying me. I'm with your wife on this.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Well, you're pro ordering heaps of food and then not
eating it. Yeah, lots of text coming in guys on
three four eight three flooding in which is really excited.
Good fellas tonight, I'm having butterfly good a fellas Simon.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Here, Simon says, Simon Barnett. What's his name, Simon Mannering.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Who's the guy Simon from the Talent shows, Simon Carol.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
It's Simon Cowell tonight, Simon Jays, thanks man. Tonight, Simon
Cowell is having a butterfly chicken with potatoes for tea beautiful.
I think people are just saying that because they know
Jase likes it.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I do like a good and I remember there was
a time when you said that you just have the
graton on its own and nothing else, maybe with a
little side salad. And also I'm a big fan of
the butterfly chicken as well. Generally they're very marinated and
you just roast them there. That's good, it's do you
want I like that? I'd like to. I'd like some

(46:54):
greens in that meal, though, please like you like that?

Speaker 4 (46:57):
You love it? When you cook a roast chicken, do
you want it to be just a touch pink? Like
the lightest faint pink.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I'm massively paranoid with chicken. I don't muck around with.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
It, right, but I had like just as just the
lightest hint of it, and it was so succulent and beautiful.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Well, of course, the key to cooking a good roast
chicken is shoving a lemon and it's Chacuzzi there, because
then it'll bit. You can cook a whacker and it'll
keep it the flesh moist. Yeah, yeah, you can't over
cook a chicken with a lemon up.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
It's as true skin skinny chicken. Right, I will next home,
I see one but the butterflies. Obviously you can't shove
it up hot tub. So many texts coming on three
three another one, good a fellas. I'm on my way
home from a long day of work with my dad.
I'm an apprentice, but I still go to school. I'm

(47:50):
year ten. I have no clue, what's for dinner? Well,
that's not what else you got?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Don't ever waste our time with that kind of nonsense again.
Get a Fellas gym here?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Oh my god, Jim Morrison, Carrie, it's Carrie, Jim Carrey
carry or Jim, that's Jim morrisons.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Ah, hang on is he tonight?

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I'm having panseed salmon, nice on potato, mash papers, horse,
reddish cream cheese, and a delicious red wine jew.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Pretty much going on there. Yeah, there's there is too
much going on there. That was working for a while
and then he went cream cheese and jew. I'm not
sure about a mashed potato with a salmon, yeah, Jim,
I'd go with Graton for that. Everything though.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
So that's not the Hodaki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kisy Indeed the.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Cure there on the Radio Hodak Big Show. This is
our Wednesday evening. Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Yea, so good fellas, really good, really nice moments and
the Jaco long No, it's perfect.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
What did you watch, Magie? I watched another episode of
Bad Monkey Baby on Apple TV's Tying Vince Vaughan, Scott Glenn,
who else is it? No one else?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Really good show. I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Thoroughly enjoy it.
Recommend to Apple TV.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Get into it, comedy, drama, comedy, mystery, now fellows. I
don't know if this happens to you very often, but
it happens to me quite often. And this is what
this is. What it is. Is it a duck doing
pos in your lounge? No, that's not that. It is
when you watch a series with your partner and then

(49:53):
about way, you know, about midway through the series, your
wife goes, I'm not into this anymore, but you're still
into it yourself. What do you do in that situation?
She's like, oh, well you can just watch it. I
don't mind you just watch. I'll do something else. And
it's like, well, you know, part of it is that
we were watching it together kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Absolutely, I'll be like, we watched that that sixth episode
of this in my life going no, I'm not in
the mood for that tonight, and it will stay like
that forever.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Right.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
So, I've not seen the end of a lot of
stuff like talk Back.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
But I was, for example, that the old man.

Speaker 9 (50:29):
I was watching last night, which I really like, but then,
hang on, is that a TV show?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
There's a TV show on Disney, really really good. But
then in this last episode I watched, there are a
couple of moments when you went, oh, that's stupid. Oh
that's dumb, that's that that is you're stretching it there
the characters. Well it's yeah, it's just conveniences. No, no,

(50:54):
but I'm still loving it and I still highly recommend it.
Doesn't want to watch it? Yeah, she's out. She got
to the point where she got she said, you know,
I'm feeling a bit like a deer brain because it
don't mean I'm not really following it anymore.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
A possibility that you could watch it during the day
where you've got the builders and the plumbers they're working
and you've got nothing to do. You could just watch
TV and tell them to keep it down.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah I could do that. Yeah I won't do that tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
So she doesn't like it. You have stopped liking it,
but you're still recommending it.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
No, I still like it. And she it's not that
she doesn't like it, she's just kind of lost track
of it. And the thing is, if she wasn't on
Instagram so much that wouldn't happen. The real point, Yeah,
thank you. Can I just say this about my wife? God?
I love her? Yeah, despite everything, It's not what he

(51:43):
were saying off here easy.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
I was watching Slippytishureid last night and the two people.
There's two teams and the one person on one team
and the other person on the other team that everyone
wants to get rid of both politicians, right, isn't that
interesting because they don't trust them? The funnily was like,
I think they're up to something on both teams.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I watched that. Yeah, I bet today when I got
back from us playing golf and my wife was watching
it because she's a big and I had the Susan
Paul Millan beard face off. Yeah, I hated it right.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
TVNS in plus though another episode tonight.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I can't wait. I'll watch that with my wife. I
didn't hate it. It was all right.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
The whole lanky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keasy Sound Garden.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
There on the radio, ho Donkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
Now listen up New Zealand because this is amazing. The
Big Show, Big proposal. Fowlers, this is a big one, man.
I mean I wish this was around when I proposed
to my wife. They would have saved me all sorts
of cash. I mean, being really romantic.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Yeah, totally. I love love Fellers, you said there yesterday.
Do you still love it?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Yeah? I thought about it overnight and I think I do.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Cool man, So love makes me feel woozy, woozy with
love though, right, Yeah, that's why we've teamed up with
Diamonds on rich Richmond. Why that is why that feeling
right there, I've seen that with Diamonds on Richmond, and
we've got a ten thousand dollars diamond engagement ring to
give away to one lucky backbone.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
That's nice.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Now, someone came up to me the other day and
was like, hey, Kezy, I love you. Can I propose
to my husband a woman?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Of course, at no point doesn't say you have to
be a dude. It could be whoever the hell you want,
proposing to whoever you want.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
And Diamonds on Richmond, well, we had somebody takes it
and say, what happens if I'm a lesbian.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Fail your boot, Well then you still got to hold
over away dot co dot in Zen and you get
yourself from the drawer.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
You could get that ten Grand Engagement ring.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Winner also gets the assistance of us here at the
big show to help pull off and their dream proposal.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
And seriously, fellows, like I said yesterday, how do you
value that? Hey? I know that is valuable.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
If I had to choose between the two, I'd choose
us helping.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Same Now, as.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Part of this competition where you here to Hodi dot
co dot Nz and you get yourself in the drawer
there you have to fill out a bit of a
little a little form telling us how you would like
to propose to your partner. Yes, this one hears from Anonymous.
I get down on one knee on the best right night.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Oh god, the best right or he tell them to
refill that format because there's a shock. So they did,
actually and they redid it.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Okay. I'd get down on one knee, which one right.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Before sunset, with Mount Tartanaki as a backdrop, and a
precisely placed secret photographer and a little one of those
things you have for duck hunting morelloy, Yes, foy, that's
someone anonymous as plan for a propos right.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
That's quite right, mantic. I like it. You know, I
don't know about the photographer. Yeah, I prefer it to
be private, but yeah, that's all. But you've got to
capture it. They love that because there's the rest that
you know what I mean? You to document it? Yeah,
get a Fellers.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
My partner is a bit of an astronomy buff, so
I was planning on taking her down to tick up
or for a weekend away and stargazing.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
I've done some star and the buff astronomy buff ye,
some stars in the baff that is lovely bath or
buff a bath.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
And to be fair, I've done stargazing at tech Apoor.
It's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
That's that's great, that's really good. I like it. What
about this one?

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Get a Flowers Anonymous here again finding a bloody good
Airbnb to propose out of course with Hodaki playing in
the background.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Oh I know, I think we need to be more
in the foreground on the background. Crank not comfortable with
being in the background, Jason Fair call men, you turn
up at the airbn b, We're already there, Steamed.

Speaker 12 (55:55):
Don't forget yourself in the drawer for there, and remember
if you are playing on dropping anytime soon.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
You want to stress free.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
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Richmond dot co dot nz and if you do it
before the twenty fifth of October, say the secret phrase
my wife and they will pay the jees what says
Say the secret phrase Mogi my waffe and they will
pay the GSD for you.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kisey.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Well, there you go, your med bastards. That's your Wednesday show.
Hump Day, fellas, hump Day out of the way is
a busy days, busy day. It's not going on today, Mogi.
I'm picking a very early night for you. You had
a shocker of a sleep last night and you need
some rest.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
I was going to go to the gym straight after this,
but I'm bagging, man. I want to go five days
in a row. But I might just go I might
just go home and go to sleep. I am bagging
all of a sudden, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Chill, Yeah, yeah, I know, yeah, Keyzy. What are you
up to mate? Tonight?

Speaker 4 (57:05):
I'll be watching another episode of Celebrity Treasure Island. My wife,
I was supposed to be hosting a sports quiz tonight,
but it was canceled no ticket sales. No ticket sales
found out all Keesy was involved and everyone pulled out.
So the night's wide open now, so that's nice.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
We have a surprise. Yeah, even around the golf.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Why are you just relaxed it on the old golf?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
There?

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Man play the night keys night golf to be fair.
At one stage I was so into it, I was like,
why isn't there night golf?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Yeah? Lights be stupid. Yeah, what are you doing, Jason? Well,
interestingly enough, my wife there's having dinner with rape is
having dinner with mates tonight, right, and she's left me
the chicken burgers we were going to have the night
before for me to cook when I get home tonight.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
And I ask you why you started that sentence? Was
interestingly enough.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
I don't know why, because that's that's not needed. Ah.
My wife is going up with friends for dinner tonight,
and so I'm where they get out. They go to
each other's houses. One rees, they came to our house,
and then they went to another person's house. Yeah, I
probably didn't need to say that, you know what I mean?

(58:15):
Interest You did it? Explain it all, but I tell
you what, I'll be early to bed.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Too, Magie. Can you text me when you get into bed? Sure,
just so I know you're there, okay, and you've made
it safely with a peck with a peck preferably.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
I put it on the group chat, but listen, just
just personally, it's been a pleasure bringing you the show.
Make sure you check out the podcast. Also check out
our Instagram account. Till tomorrow, see you later, Okay.