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November 19, 2025 48 mins

On today's show, Jase is pumped for the big gig tonight, Mike's going on an adventure and Keyzie has a very concerning dream.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
Minogue and I'm good Aumed Barstard. It's great to have
your company. This witten Moist Wednesday afternoon. It is the
nineteenth of November twenty twenty five. And you, my friends,
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
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Speaker 4 (00:42):
I think that's my favorite.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Oh yeah, it's a bloody represent Can I just say
it's grass to see you.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, thanks man, your mad.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Dog, your six son of a b and what a
day it is today. Of course we've got Metallica tonight.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I am actually if anyone listening right now is on
the way to Metallica, yes, yeah, let's on three four
eight three.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
It's a hell of a hell of a show that
got planned out there. I've seen them twice before and
looking forward to getting out there again. I am absolutely
frothing at Big Dog.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, man, are you not going, Keysy, I'm not going, mate.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I've seen them before as well, the best second best
content I've ever been to.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yeah again.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
And actually someone last night messaged me on Instagram a
listener I guess yeah, named Ashley and said, hey, Keysey,
I've got four tickets, but I only need.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Three if you want to come to Metallicate.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah. They appreciate that, pas first and then they went
to meet second. I'm actually obviously already got my tickets
to the pit and then they've come to you last year.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
How do you know that that was a How do
you know that was the order? That that was the
what the order?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Because I was I saw the text messages of screenshots
from Pugs Kesey. I didn't come out for a fight mate.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, man, I because he texted me first. I think.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
I had a message on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I'm already going fell us, so but thank you anyway,
maybe you have a little chat to pugsn right, So
I was fourth.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, we're all good man. Are you taking the ticket? Oh? No,
I might tell them've changed my mind.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Hey, speaking of Metallica, we've got some major news coming
up we do. Hey, But in the meantime, Mogi, what's
coming up on the show today?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi. Well,
we've got a bloody huge show today. I can tell
you that we've got more and more of our fantastic
competitions that you'll be able to enter. I don't want
to give away too much details around that. We've got
some news around Metallica as well. Yes, can I just
say it's huge news, so you want to stick around.
We're not going to piss you around here. This is massive,

(02:46):
massive news for us and also for you the listeners
as well. And next up of course, oh Keasy the
mad dog, he's got a bone to pick.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
In the meantime, Stone Table.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Pilots the whole Key Big Show, Big Days from four
on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Filter there on the radio hold Archy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. And boy, oh boy, New Zealand, do we
have news for you.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
This is breaking news, bloody exciting stuff of course with
Metallica in the country. You know everybody's that's the hottest
ticket in town. And also the no vacancy sign has
gone up on Auckland accommodation there is. There are no
spear beds in Auckland, not a one. So if you're

(03:36):
thinking about popping up here for a little weekend, a
week and forget about it, stay home. And what's really
exciting for us is we have managed to secure an
interview with Metallica. We've been told that the entire band
will be coming in for a chat just after five o'clock,
which is bloody exciting for us. It may be that,
you know, i'd imagine one or two of them possibly

(03:57):
can't make it, but huge news for us, an absolutely
MESSI of getting really thrilled at the opportunity to be.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Able to sorry that coming in.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I've been doing radio a long time, fellows, some good radio,
some bad radio, but this has to be the highlight
of my career. And I'm going to be right up
front about this. I'm shitting myself.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Well you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I mean, how often do you get the chance to
interview Metallica?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, I mean, that's obviously a dream come true. They're
the biggest middle band in the world. I say, all
of them are just all four of them are coming in.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Well, well that's that's what we've been told, and it's
potential that will change. But yes, we've been talking to
is coming in.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
So even just one of them, even just Kirk Hammett,
it's his birthday to day by the way.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, and we've had some big interviews before, obviously Josh
Homi from Queens of the Stone Age, Dave Dobbin, so
there's been some monsters, but this will absolutely take the cake.
So yeah, in short, stick around, we have got its huge.
Why have I.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Not heard about this until now? This is I'm freaking out.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well because we were aware of the fact that you
haven't been sleeping very well, Like the last thing you
needed last night was to find out that Metallica was
coming into the studio, because I know what you're like.
You get veery angsty and about the big stars, and
so we thought let's best to just let you sit
for a while and you just dump it on your.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Lap, coming in on the day of a Metallica interview
and one.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Of your Yeah, yeah, we're.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Kind of in a horror of a mood now because
Kirk Hammered, James Hitfield, Lars Auric and what's the bass.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Guitarist guys, you know, Rob trujoh True TRUO going.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
To be.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
And they're coming in for an interview. What time are
they here?

Speaker 5 (05:46):
After? Five?

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Okay, I've got okay, I've got just under an hour
to prep. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
We just don't panic. They're just they're just human beings.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Man, the rock gods.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, well, I mean they're rock gods, but they're just human.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
If you just sit this one out, Keys, no, okay,
I've got what about it? If I go, oh, how
did you? How did you come up with the name material?

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Already? Honestly, you're giving me the Yeah, I'm giving me
the you're giving me anxiety.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
And I was totally fine about it before then.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Is indeed Faith no More. There on the Radio hold
Chy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
How are you feeling, Kesy?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Well, I mean, obviously I'm freaking out because you guys
have just dropped the bomb of me that all four
members of Metallica are coming in for an interview just
after five o'clock here on the Big Show.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Some morning would have been.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Nice, but I have You've got ten years experience as
a reporter. So I've thrown to give us some questions.
I think I'm going to be sweet. For example, I sit.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
In the last break. You know how they come up
with the name Metallica.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yeah, we don't want to know that.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
No, I'm not interested in that.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
No, really, I think that's pretty They've been around for
forty years.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
I mean how many times have they been asked? There?
Just google it?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Right?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Okay, you're a middle band. They call themselves Metallica. Whooped
de dode?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, wow, but a while since you guys will last
in New Zealand? Are you having a nice time? I
think that's good stuff. Like if you can say, you
know how you finding New Zealand?

Speaker 6 (07:14):
What do you like?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
You love New Zealand?

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Get them to complement our country.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, about how amazing it is and how
much they love being here.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
That'll be good.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Keys.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Okay, I'll maybe I'll start with that one.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
That's really good.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Um okay, I mean you won't start with anything.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
I'll be starting all right.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
What are you going to start with?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
You just chipping every now and then? It would be
my preference.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Well, what are you starting with?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
They need to know what you're starting with, so I
know how to sort of slam dunk the elliot.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's just surprise.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Well something about James Hitfield being an alcoholic.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, there'll be something like that.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, are you sure that's how we want to start it,
because I mean like that's something we can maybe work toward.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Something like heny one day at a time, is it, buddy?

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Right?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:55):
And then what if we then go, hey, old Mogi's
on the wagon at the moment.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Oh yeah, good, but I see, but you could twist
my arm Jane, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Mean he's not you know what, mowg He's like he's
on the bastard all the time.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay, so that's what we're going to open with. Yeah,
all right, well I might leave you guys to do that.
But yeah, and then when that's once you've got all
the good oil there, I'll probably bring like Kirk Hamerton
and I'll say, hey.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Do people want to hear from Kirk? I was thinking
about that and I sort of feel like it's really
it's a James Hetfield in the las Auric Show, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I think?

Speaker 5 (08:23):
So?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, a member of Metallica is amazing, not Rob Torrello though,
but Kirk Hammett like.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
He's the riffs that he's out there shredding. Yeah, he's
the bat.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
You want to hear his riffs, but do you want
to hear his opinion? Yes?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
And also I've heard he's a terrible interview. If we
can just ignore him, I think that's probably the way
to go. You won't need to bring him in, and
he will already be in here.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
But when I say bring him in, I mean what I'm.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Concerned about it at this point is the microphone situation.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
There's a lack of microphone.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, could you.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Well, we've only got three microphones in here, so the
only way it's really going to work is if they
have one microphone and take tunes, which I mean somebody's
going to have to give up the microphone.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, right, So I guess that's gonna be an awkward convo.
How do we decide that? I mean, it's probably gonna be.
I mean because Jason is the anchor.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah, and I'm the one that, oh, you can still
run the disk, g.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Be the disc isn't here, Jason, Well.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
That's right, because it does that microphone. Yeah, that microphone
moves away. From your mouth. That'll be sweet. Okay, that's
sort of yeah, no good. But any questions you've got, Keysy,
just write them down and.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
We'll see if we can fit them in.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh yeah, there was one question I wouldn't mind you
guys asking what's it like dealing with guys that have
got massive egos? Could you ask that for me?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
How do you how do you deal with some members
of the group being assholes sometimes?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
The whole archy? Big Show was jas, Mike and Keysy.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Tune in on radio there on the radio, Hold Donkey
Big Show, there's Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Tell you what, boys, I'm fizzing about this interview.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I really am what Metallica coming in, like all four members,
I want to know the other thing with them is
that I want to know is why is the quality
of the music falling off so badly?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, over these last few weeks been terrible, because really
good obviously, like you've got the early ones, you know,
Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning, Kill Them All, Into
Black and Justice for All and Justice for All Unbelievable
nineteen eighty seven, the first album that I started listening to,
and then you got into Load and reload, we started
going mainstream. I know that's your sort of wheelhouse, but

(10:34):
then we've just completely gone off a cliff after that.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
I don't enough we should insult Metallica.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
It's just a question when did you stop caring about
the music at about what the fans look about the music.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I like Death Magnetic for example, which came out in
two thousand and nine.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
One good song on it.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
No, I love the whole album.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Yeah, I know, But you're in the minority, aren't you,
because none of those songs charted. The album peaked at
number thirty two, you know, just all around.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
But as a fan of Metallica, yea, let's let's just
hold this off until we get to them.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
We'll drop it on them.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, look, if this is the questions, this is the
line of question that you guys going to run with.
I don't know if I want to be here for
the interview.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Well yeah, but you'll still run the desk.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah yeah, I mean you don't need to be here,
just run the desk.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah. But I think we want to ask
some questions that Metallica haven't been asked before, and I
think they've got a responsibility to us. The fans because
I've always loved them, but now I find I have
to defend myself when I say that I am a
fan because of these recent albums.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Right, yeah, I mean every every great band, Like I
don't really rate Pearl Jams last album.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Excuse me, you're sorry, You're what we and here's some stage.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
You know.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
It's my feeling that our fans out there would want
us to ask the tough questions. I look at Scary keysy,
I admit it, but I'm not going to back off
and saying that they have, as Mogi has said, fallen
off a clip.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
But I've come to his ze biggest stage.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, that's right, just one.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Will you use the words sold out there? And this
is what I'm going to talk to them about. You know,
have you fell or sold out in terms of your
muse exactly?

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Because they've sold out one stadium? But did Jelly Roll
come here and sell it out three times? And this
is what I'm saying, who the hell's Jelly Rong?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Exactly right, Because I was just going to ask obviously
I'm not part of the interview anymore, but I was
just going to ask them, well, what they were having
for dinner?

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Tonight and stuff before the concert.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Just just on the Metallica and you mentioned Mogi that
all the rooms have been sold out hotels. I've got
a spear room at my house if anyone's interested in
staying there. Look, fifteen hundred for the night.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
What dollars?

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, fifteen hundred dollars. Bring your own sheets, bring your
own sheets, right, okay, So lord, so just take two
on three four eight three if you're interested in that,
and I'll get in touch with you.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Right your house is miles away from the stadium that
I was at an issue, not at all keasy.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
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Speaker 3 (12:59):
Here on the radio, ho Donkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
But right now it's time for.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Fellas, I just watched another episode of the show down
Cemetery Road with Emma Thompson. But I'm not going to
talk about it until I've finished the whole series.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Okay, Right, We're just going to leave it there, right, Yeah, Fellas,
I watched the show last night. You were a cool
Yesterday my wife and I were watching Love It All, listed.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Oh yeah, the second half of that show.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
So but then my wife was quite tired, so we
had the New Zealand version version. Okay, my wife's quite tired,
so we cut it in half. We watched the second
half last night. All right, this couple selling a house
on the Norse of greenhith Yes and the north shore
of Auckland was filming there.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Just the other day.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
You're joking, Okay, So here's what happens. They showed their house.
They've been in there for eighteen years. It's a bit
sort of bitsy. Things are all over the place, not
big enough. So they come and Alex who's the female presenter.
She then renovates the whole thing, and then Paul Glover
actor slash real estate agent, he takes them away, shows
them three houses that they could possibly buy instead of

(14:14):
staying in that house, and basically they then have to
choose at the end, are they going to stay in
their house now that it's rehn ode or move For
the first time ever, they chose list it, which means
we're going to sell our house. It was like, wow,
that's huge, And then the credits rolled and my wife
was like, well, did they sell their house? Did they
buy a new house. They showed them looking through three houses,
they loved one of them. Did they buy that house?

(14:37):
No closure whatsoever. So my wife goes on like a
bit of a snooping run in the internet.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
There.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I fires up the internet, has a look in, finds
the third house, the one they said they loved, finds
that it has no recent sales history.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
It is an airbnb.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
You are kidding me. I think the TV show it's
a scam.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I think they just hired an Airbnb and pretended it
was a house for se But I have no proof.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yeah, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Proof because we couldn't find the exact address to check
like this.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
You know, well, that's actually happened with another show, another
real estate show, and people were fuming because they recognized
that it was the house of one of the people
in the production company, and it was also a house
that was not for sale, right, and that they were
just taking people through it. It was complete bullshit.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Well, look now I have no like what we couldn't
find the exact address so we could look it up
and see if it was sold in the last twelve months.
But I was like, first of all, I didn't get
any closure from the episode, and then we find that
house looks exactly the same on Airbnb.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, drama, look just on that front, because I'm a
big fan of a place in the Sun, moved to
the country, et cetera, kind of along the same lines
of people buying property and the amount of times they
end the episode and my wife and I are like, well, did.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
They buy the place or not? Did they get the place?

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
And it's like they just chopping off, And.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I said, well, what was the point of that.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
I don't even know what happened to them?

Speaker 6 (16:03):
Like even a voice over at the end say, oh, Bob.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
And Lynnette they sold their house living blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Nothing. It's suspicious, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I was human, Yeah, but yeah, I mean I have
no proof.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
It's a disgrace.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Well, look, we should get Paul Guver on. He's an actor, yes,
and we've acted with him before, Jase. We should get
him on and get him to answer these questions.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
But then he won't as bullshit, He will not want
to come on.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
He'll hate it.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
But again, it's the big show asking the hard questions.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yes, yeah, right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Actually, if we get Paul on, there's probably not enough microphone,
So Michael Monday, you step down if that's all good?

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Yeah, it sounds good.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Hod Ike Pleet would mak there on the radio. Hold
Donkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. Now plenty going on
after five o'clock. Metallica coming in Keys, He's got a
bone to depend on over Metallica.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Definitely coming in because I haven't heard anything from any
one about this, would you well, I mean usually pugs
will be coming in, like, hey, guys are going to
there ten minutes away.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
You know that we haven't heard anything.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Yeah, but we're having to record in a separate studio,
so he's on the other side of the building, so
that's what that is. And they're probably not ten minutes away.
Just right a Windstone, come on, mum.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
They went from lockstock and two smoking barrels, yeah, quote
to racist racism alert, racism alert, Okay, so that I
just don't want to promise that Metallica is coming in
and then they're not.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
And also this is what I'm really looking forward to.
Two after five o'clock Moogie walks to work.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
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Tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
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getting through your hump day. Tickety boo. You're listening to
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Speaker 2 (17:57):
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Speaker 3 (18:04):
Rolling on.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
If you've just joined us.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Huge news Metallica all four members coming into the studio
for an in person interview.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Yes, a huge git.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Even getting you know, a peripheral member of the band
on a on a bloody phone call would be a
huge ask.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Because they've sold out, they don't need to do any publicity.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
No, they've still got a few tickets left. Really, yeah,
it's a few tickets left.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, yeah, right, Okay, so that's why they're coming in.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
And apparently, and I'm not being silly here, they do
know about us because obviously they're publicist has a look
at everyone that wants to.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Have a chat with That's right.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
They love our work, apparently, so it should be a lot.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Of fun Metallica like the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Wow, Yes, I know it sounds crazy.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Because you remember that photo when we did the Black
Class earlier this year, Keazy in the country, the nation
saw those massive nips of yours. Well, those reels went
viral and so at the time Kirk hammert actually liked
that reel. Kirk Hammet, Yeah, he likes, well, he liked

(19:16):
he thought it was funny, or the same way one of.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
The biggest rock stars in the world came in and
had a right. Okay, it's agreed to have a chat with.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Us, and just on reels.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Now that I think about it, your nips are very
much like reels, aren't they.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
See jas you're thinking of old fashioned films. We're talking
about social media. But yes, so that are next.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
From pugs. Yet we probably get a call with it
ten minutes out or whatever before before six, okay, promise. Yeah, Well,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hode.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
There on the Radio Hodaky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. Now, fellas,
I want to chat to you about something that's been
genuinely bugging me.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
And has it been bugging you?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yes, bugging.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
And it's this and I want to get your view
on it because I'm really struggling with whether or not I'm.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
A terrible person. There, Yes, coming up very shortly.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
My youngest daughter, my baby, is about to sit her
practical test for her license strivers, yeah, restrict, And I've
been struggling with the thought and feeling really bad about
it that there's a secret part of me that wants
her to fail, you know what, because there's a part

(20:50):
of me that's like the idea of my baby driving
off on her own and one of our cars terrifies me.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Babies are terrible drivers, and so I'm like.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
That does that make me a terrible person driving a baby?
She's not a baby, she's of age in terms of
her driving, Okay, she's seventeen. Because I thought, I'm terrified
of it, and so there's a secret part of me
that's actually going.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I kind of hope she failed.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Because she couldn't reach the pedals and stream wheel. She
was a.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Baby, can barely even hold their own head up drive
around in a mass to hatchback.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
And reach the indicators and stuff that wouldn't well.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
And also, you know, they'd be sicking up breast milk
all the time, and you can't be spewing up breast
milk if you're trying to drive.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
As they have to sit in a baby seato.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Seat. No worry, no wonder you're worried. Jas. It sounds
like if there is.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
The situation, she probably will fail. Person shows up and
she's sitting in a booster seat in the back seat,
throwing up busy milk all over herself.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
I mean that's an instant.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Doesn't she be failed on site? Yeah? You should be sweet,
you reckon?

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Yeah? Did she pass her learner's test?

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Really yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Questions right, all.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
The questions right. And she did it in like three minutes.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Wow. Okay, because it's on the screens now, isn't it.
It's on the screens like a multi choice.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
If you go in and just say, hey, I don't
think my daughter should be taking this test because she's
a baby.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Oh no, I don't want to get interfeered that much,
but I think you're right. Once they see her in
the booster seat in the back there and she's got
you know, busy milk all over her chest, they probably
will go oh hang on.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
I was just thinking of yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Oh well that's the other thing too. I mean, what
if she shuts herself.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's a tough one. Jason Man, I'm.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Sure you've made me feel better about it. Yeah, I'll be.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Fine because if she was a teenage like, you know,
seventeen or something, then I'll be like, stop being so controlling.
But yeah, yeah, she's a baby.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
You got to step in there, man.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
The whole Ikey Big Show week days from on Radio Hodik.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Who Fight is here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. Now, yesterday was a sensational day in
the Big Show with all ten Speed Mogi buying a
new bicycle, which he consequently rode into the radio studio yesterday. Course,
a bit of an internet sensation there, Mogi.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
I did it.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
All your photos there, I did it.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, people loved it, made old old ten speed Mogi.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Well, I know Jeremy Wells has seen it today. He
was absolutely frothing. Yes, that bike. He's very very excited
about it. Of course he went into great detail, great
boring detail about the history of the bike et. But
of course it was left here overnight because last night
when the show finished, it was fair person down, Yes,
which is funny.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
Right, first out with a bicycle and there's an atmospheric.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
River, an atmosphere Reverend I had to take an uber home. Yeah. Cool.
And then today I thought, oh, I've taken Uber to work,
and then I thought, you know what I'll do. I'm
actually going to walk to work now. As you know,
I hate walking if I can avoid it at all,
but I've bagger. It's not far. It's about a fifteen
or twenty minute walk if give it a crackant. It
was a good distance. CAZ prostate, Thank you. My prostate

(24:08):
felt amazing, really good.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
You don't need to tell me. That felt fine to me.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
So anyway, as I was walking along there, what I
was surprised by was I was actually enjoying the walk
because I got to get a feel for the neighborhood
that you can't get when you're sitting inside the confines
of a vehicle. Agreed, I was not engaged in focusing
entirely on the road as a driver of a car
or staring at my phone, and I as a passenger
in an uber. I was actually looking at houses. I

(24:36):
get to see things in a different way. There were
shops that I saw that I'd never seen before. There
is a storage facility up the road from us where
you can store obviously all your furniture and wines and things,
apparently your high class wines. They've built a tasting room
as part of the storage facility, this beautiful wine lounge
so that you can take your wine out of storage

(24:58):
and drink it in the super flash.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
How good.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
But I would never have seen that. No, there's cosmetic
surgery places as places where I can go and get
my hair hat done. Keys. Oh wow, you can go
and get hair transplants done. So I'd be knocking on
the door and going, and there there was a couple
of brothels. Wow. I mean it's a it's a lively
place to be involved. And I think that's the point
of going for a walk. I'm I'm I'm converted.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
Wait, so you're gonna sell your bike.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
I'm gonna get rid of my bike and I'm just
walking every now everywhere, now old.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Wha Wai, Express, Mogy, muggy.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
And I was like you, I was the same.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
I hated walking very recently, but I've got into walking
big time now because I find also not only do
you get to see everything that's around you, it unwinds
my brain for me and I start to make sense
of the madness of my life.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Yes, and what I liked as well was actually feeling
like I'm part of the community instead of just wandering
around and side my brain either listening to music or
listening to yet another podcast.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Did you his did you listen to anything while you
were walking?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Well, to be honest, I did. I listened to some music,
but a kid caddy. But it was good. It gave
me a soundtrack for the things that I was looking at.
But I still made sure that everybody I walked past,
I said how too, and gave everybody a good morning,
just like even.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
An eyebrow raised. Just anything, man, that's all.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
It takes a couple of poop conners. Oh wow, two
people by surprise. Yeah, they weren't expecting that. Yeah, okay,
And I recommend that whenever you're out on a walk
and somebody seess good morning, hit them with a poop conner.
Oh wow.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Yes, it's full on.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Wed Hot Jilli Peppers here on the radio, hold Ache
Big Show this Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
What getting late in the day, isn't it feels?

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:38):
Mate, that is getting late in the day.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
And you guys have promised all four members of Metallica,
who are of course in town tonight, they're coming in
for an interview before six o'clock.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
You said, well, ex classic rock, So isn't it They're probably
be raining late. Yeah, I know, worry about it too much.
What are you going to tell them off in they're giddy?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Well, I'm not gonna tell But that's the problems. I
don't even I'm not convinced they are coming, like how
did how did this? Even because we've been teasing it
throughout the entire show and we're not going to deliver.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Well, yesterday I was on the Instagram. I saw a
whole bunch of stuff about, you know, people talking about
Metallica and we'regain and blah blah blah, And I thought
to myself, and we hadn't talked about it. I was like, well,
why don't we get them in for an interview? So
I've seen Pugs a message producing a message and see
can you get Metallica on for tomorrow's show? And he
sent me there, I'll try real hard emoji. So I'll

(27:24):
try really hard emoji. What is that? That's the one
where it's got his eyes closed squinting so hard that
he's got tears coming out of his eyes.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
Isn't that a laughing emoji?

Speaker 5 (27:36):
That's really hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like that's
trying really hard.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
And then after he sent back the parent trying really
hard emoji. Yeah, have you heard anything about it since?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah? I chased them up again. I said, how did
we go? And he went thumbs up? Right.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
So we've had no comms with like their management or
anything like that.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
I don't get involved in that. I talked, I talked
to the producer, the producer or going to Yeah radio.
We don't do behind the scenes stuff, Gezy. We're just
here to do top class interviews.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Well, I know, but we might not have a top
class into because I'm worried that Mogi's just asked Pugs.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Hear Mogi saying he gave the thumbs up emoji.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, but it's the emoji before that I'm worried about.
He said it's the trying really hard emoji, but he's
describing the laughing emoji.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
No, that's a trying really hard. Do you have a
look at it.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I feel like Pugs has laughed at what he thinks
you're joking. And then you've got, oh, that's the trying
really hard emoji, which I've never even heard of. But
it's a laughing emoji. I don't think metallic is coming.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Well we'll see, right, we'll see. I'm I don't think
Puggs would hang us out to dry like that. Exactly?
What is an absolute pro what? So if they don't
turn up and I've seen him a message saying, you know,
can you get them on the show? Yeah, I'll try
really hard, and then I say have you done? And
he gives me the thumbs up, And if they don't
then turn up, that's now my fault.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Well, hang on, but the thumbs throw us to the
lions like that?

Speaker 6 (28:59):
The thumbs upper mo G.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
So was it the blue one that points when it's
like comes in and it's pointing up?

Speaker 5 (29:04):
It was thumbs up. It was definitely thumbs up.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
And it was fasic. Was the thumb on the top
of the emoji or the bottom?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
It was definitely on the top. It was on the top.
Now are you telling if you're telling me that he
was being how am I meant to know what a
sarcastic thumbs up looks like?

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Like I'm using words instead of emojis, that's right, And
it's on pigs because I was using words.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
So you're confident they are coming in.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Well, I'm one hundred per in confident based on what
I've asked Pigs to deliver and what he said he
will deliver. Right, Okay, emojis, it's ch easy.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
We got the biggest out here, all right, So.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
You know what, I'm just going to tell pangs to
tell them to figure. Yeah, it's just forgod, I'm going
to take to cancel. Can it's not worth it, man.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Send them a bloody the some cry emoji or something.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
HOD Radio Head.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
There on the radio Holdarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Now coming up next week.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
The Swingers Club is back the November edition Breakfast versus
The Drive Show and the Fellows on Breakfast were throwing
down the gauntlet a little bit with regards to that
particular golf competition, throwing a few shots our way fellers.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
I don't think much of you guys.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
They don't.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
They think that you guys are horrendous golfers and that
you're easy beats.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
Yes, you feel which is mostly true.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
It's just that the Pretty Womani is terrible and cheats
a lot, and Jerry should be better than he is. Yes,
you know, he grew up playing one of the most
prestigious courses in Auckland, of course, so he should be
really good. But they kind of had to go at us.
We played them earlier in the year they won, and Mogi,
you brought up the point that we need to figure
out how we're scoring this thing this time, to make

(30:45):
sure it's nice and fear. Apparently this morning though, on
the Brickias Show, they were having a go at us again.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
Well, if you want to add the scores again, I
actually think that would have ended up much worse for them.
We were tied through five hole and then we beat
them by four in the next four holes, So that
would actually seem to indicate we were a lot playing
a lot better than as Minogue's attitude to it, which

(31:12):
is quite which is reasonably bolshie. Yeah, and from man
i've never seen with a golf club in his hand,
and which is also equally as bolshie for a guy
who can't even walk eighteen holes.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yes, and then and then keys He's like, I don't
think we should.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
He knows we.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
Don't need to pick some sort of we do need
to pack some sort of prize or punishment.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
I think not having to do this show please. Those
other guys seem so confident.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
What about Hidak He donates the entire show's wage for
that day to November, and that that team, the losing team,
doesn't get paid and their wage instead of going to them,
goes to November.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
I love it. I'm right, I'm right into that. There
we go, we'll put that out there.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
There you go, Eh, well, there is that's slightly interesting
to me. Now, the reason why it's interesting is because
when you're playing Ambrose, is it, Yes, somebody the other
person has to have at least one shot on the hole.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yes, so you're in a peer that's right, you use
the best hits, but both players.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Have to have the hole. And so Manaiah's arrogance when
it comes to golf is I just don't know where
it comes from based on everything you guys have told me,
Because for the first four holes, every single shot was
played by Jerry, and then at that point they said, oh,
we didn't know that that was the rule, and then
that's when they started joining Maniah in as well. Yes,
so yeah, I mean I'm sure they won the last

(32:38):
four holes. It's look, it's great chat chat. But I
think I just think if you're not going to apply,
if you're going to going on total shots and you're
not applying your what do you call it your handicaps here,
I just think you guys have got a great chance.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, and I'm looking forward to them losing because they're
saying that we should contribute.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Our days wages for that.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, and as we know Jerry, he will be contributing
twenty times what we contribute.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
So that's real boom.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
That's why he doesn't care.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Though, That's right, he doesn't care.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
He's like one day of my wages, Oh wow, what's
that like? Ten grand?

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Right, although he does have a real issue with giving
money to charity people, he's got a real so it
shows how confident he is.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah right, Okay, Well I personally am not accepting that
because I get paid and reburg of vouchers. Yeah, and
if I don't get my rig Berger voucher, I don't
know what I'm eating for dinner.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
So yeah, I'm not playing, So it doesn't seem fear.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
I'm in man.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
If you want to join one of our two teams
and play with us next week, Hudaky dot co dot
INMZ get yourself and the draw and it's all in
support of November.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Welcome back your massive bank bones now plenty coming up
after sex and apparently old Keys he has a bone
to beck.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
I do have a bone to Perkin. It's with one
member of the Big Show team.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Why do we even pretend that it's anyone other than me?

Speaker 5 (34:04):
It could be Mois, we don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Also, we've got meat patty Nips coming up after six
o'clock as well, giving out some advice.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, because if you just say we've got meat petty
Nips coming up, people that have just joined.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
The show have no idea what that is.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Yeah, I think there's more people leaving than joining. Yeah,
but you're right, it's an advice on It's meet Pettips
sixty nine at gmail dot com. You flick our center
your su and the feelers here will try and solve
for right.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
And of course coming up after sex, I'm assuming.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Down does it? Definitely have.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
The Hiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Welcome back to your massive bag lines. Hope you're getting
through your Wednesday tickety, but you are listening to the
big show brought to you by Reboogie with.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
The straight Foot freshly with Rebig Year.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Can I just make the point too, By the way,
with Metallica coming in very very soon, a lot of
people texting in on three four eight three questions and
they'd like has to ask.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
We really don't have time to do that at the moment.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
We've got to obviously, the three of us combined have
a lot of questions to ask the band. So unfortunately,
I don't think we're going to get to those questions
from the listeners.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
But the problem is, right, Metallic' is probably gonna be
on stage and a couple of hours time. Yes, by
the time they come in here do an interview with us,
probably two breaks for twenty minutes. Yeah, and then they've
got to get back across Auckland, you know, rush hour
traffic to well, it probably.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Just means it's going to be a reduced amount of
time that they're available to us.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Yes, right, okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
But jeez keezy, I mean I'll take what I can
give a Metallica for god No.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
No, I mean absolutely I just, I just I just
don't believe that it's going to happen.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Well, I think it's good. Man. Don't get your hopes
up too high, because when we saw that your hopes
were home before you started freaking out.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Had a panic attack.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Did I have a Yeah, you did.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
I thought you were stroking out on me there for
a second.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Oh you know if I was doing that?

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Do you like? I do like audio slave, A slave
to the audio.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I am totally the hdiarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Roses there on the radio Hodaki Big Show.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
We're taking out a too far?

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Now, what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Oh no, never mind, how I've got a bone to pick.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
I got a bone to me.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Last night was persing with rain. It was I have
a really big umbrella.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
It's huge, makes everyone else look tiny. And Jason and
I walked back to the car park where we park
after the show and it's probably what four hundred meters yeah,
and persing with rain.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
And it was absolutely pooring.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
It was pouring down an ice into Jay's Hey man,
do you want to jump under my umbrella?

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Which is huge?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Is like no, I'm more good men, and he put
his hoodie up like it's like a switch at hood up.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
He's I don't mind getting a little weirt, Keezy, And I'm.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Like, just come underneath my giant umbrella and you won't
get wet at all.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
No, I'm all good men.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Now, Jace, I'd like to hear your side of it.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Oh yeah, sorry, we should have started with the bullshit
side of it.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Now. I'd like to know because to me, it feels
like you would rather drown than be emasculated by stepping
underneath Kesey's protective umbrella.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Can I just say, firstly, Keezy, how much I appreciated
the gesture you can put there was.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
This gesture there was just something weird about it. No,
there wasn't. There was not something weird of it was
like there was almost a vibe, you know, of like
geez woody, Jay, you're looking a.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Little cold, the a little fell I think one of
your crawl in under the douve here with.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Oh yeah, you know what I mean. As soon as
you started describing it, I had that vibe. Yes, really,
you didn't.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Get like a vibe of just two guys walking to
a car park while one's getting really weir.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Well, I'll be honest with you, I've never seen that.
What two guys under the same umbrella.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
But that doesn't mean it can't happen.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Look, I've got no judgment of fellows want to get
under an umbrella?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Did well, why would you judge them anyway? It's just, oh,
look what that got? What that guy's umbrella is huge
and he's clearly mate to that other guy because he's
keeping him dry.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
As I say, what people do in their private times,
their business.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
This is us walking back.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
I don't I don't have an issue with it.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
It seems like you did.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
I guess whatever you're comfortable with.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Well, I'm not asking.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
It doesn't feel like you were comfortable, Jason.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Look, there was just there are just some vibe I.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Made you uncomfortable?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Did I by asking you if you want to shelter
under my umbrella?

Speaker 4 (39:03):
You're a little bit keasy? Okay?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Well I didn't realize what can I I'm sorry. I'm
sorry I say pressure you into doing anything you don't
want to do.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Look, I appreciated the gesture, and it was just a
bit weird.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Did you think he had ulterior motives?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
I didn't want to think that.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
You guilty, Okay, busted. If you'd come under the umbrella,
I would have tried it on with you, all right.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Are you happy?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Recon tours here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Hey fellers, the World Series of Kiwi Pong is returning
once again. It is happening at Sweat Shop Brew Kitchen,
which is up here in Auckland. Yes, it's happening November
the twenty ninth, which I believe is a Saturday. Yes,
and I'll be competing in that competition with Manias to
it from the Breakfast Show. The winner the competition gets
over ten thousand dollars. There are only two team spots left.

(40:04):
Hits Hadak you Dot codo in Zed, grab a mate,
get yourself along to that competition.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Feilers.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
We've got, you know, frigging half an hour like more,
just over half an hour left of the radio show. Well,
I know, it's very exciting that we've got a little
bit of the radio show left. You promised Metallica were coming. Yeah,
four members whoo. The problem is like, like up next,
we've got meet Paddy Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
We're going to drop that for Metallica.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Well, yes we would, we would if they were here.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah, totally really, come on, it's a staple part of
the show, which I know that it's Metallica we're talking
about here, Kesy.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
I believe they're on their way.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Yeah, I believe they're on their way.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yes, but do you do you have proof that they're
on their way? Are you just saying that?

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Well, I mean, Puggs wouldn't have said that he had
trying his very beast and that he had secured them
if he hadn't.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Exactly he didn't say any of those words.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
He sent you a thumbs up emojenc.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
And look, if anyone should be freaking out or will be, Pugs. So,
I don't know why you're getting so ansty about it.
It's not your job to worry about that, it's Pugs' job.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
Well, I can't help what I'm worrying about, Okay.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Can I give you a little bit of advice. Always
look on the bright side of life. You should be
looking at this as a glass half fall, not a
glass half empty. A huge opportunity. This is for you,
for us to interview the biggest rock and roll being
in the world, even though they've admittedly fallen off the
last sort of seven or eight l.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Can we cant of stop mentioning that because it doesn't matter.
I just the thing I'm really worried about is promising
all show that all for men as a Metallica coming
in and then them not showing up. It makes us
look like we're liars.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Well, it makes Pugs look like a lie, make me
look like we're the one saying it on it. I
know we're saying that based on the trust that we've
got and the producer of the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
And what it is showing me and the audience is
what a worry wart you are.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I'm not worry w.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
It's so really funny, is water Keezy?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
It's got a ring to it?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
The Hodarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
On Radio Metellica.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
There on the radio Hold Archy Big Show this Wednesday evening.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Let's get out, Well hang on because I put that
song in because this is where we're supposed to be
chanting to Metallica. Yes, and we're going to say, oh wherever,
I'm a Roman Metallica. Speaking of which, the Fellers are here,
but they're not here.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Traffic shocking out there.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
We've got almost no time left in the show.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
If they don't turn up, they don't turn up. But
it's not on us, it's on them. They should be
ashamed of themselves. You make a commitment to one of
the top radio shows in the country and then you
don't bother to turn up. You don't think about, oh, look,
I've got to leave the stadium at this time in
order to get to this place at this time and
make the meeting time that I promise. Shocking shocking. Yeah,
and I'll be jumping straight on their Instagram account to

(42:55):
have a bloody good go at them, bloody good go
I'm fuming at the moment. They're sixty.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Get in touch with the Feelers. It's a really email address.
If you need advice on anything, let us know and
if we read it out on the show, you get
a fifty dollars Reburger voucher. This one comes from anonymous Feelers.
You get a Feelers after some genuine advice. Here Feelers
grabbed a bunting snag the other day and left it

(43:28):
in my van cup holder while loading timber. When I
hopped back in, it was gone clean, vanish, no crumbs,
no sauce, nothing. And then I spot my WORKMATEE nearby
chewing suspiciously with that guilty hamsterd cheek look onion in
his beard, grease shining like he moisturized with canola oil.

(43:48):
I'm like, bro, did you take my snag? He goes,
you snooze, you lose? After pretty much deep throating my sausage.
Suffice to say, I was seething as we didn't have
time to get another. My questions are, do I demand
a new sausage? Do I demand that? Or does the
law your snooze you lose actually have a place here?
Cheers fellas anonymous.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
It absolutely does you snooze you lose was one of
the first laws enacted. You snooze you lose.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Right, Okay?

Speaker 3 (44:18):
So can I just say on that front, I bought
a chicken wrap today fifteen bucks.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
It was chair and it looks shit.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
I walk out before I've even had a bite to do. Wheeze.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
I come back and old Mogi into the bar and
into the bars didn't. He said that very thing you are.
You snooze, you lose, went fair cop. You were sweet
with that, totally man, that's how that's how it goes.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
So that could that goes for anything. Yes, you snooze, right, yeah,
you down.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
No, I don't need to.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
It's but it is snoozing. It doesn't mean actual sleeping.
It means if you're inattentive for even a moment, I
will take advantage of view in that moment.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Be it on your head, that's right.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
Any weakness you show, be it to my advantage always.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Right, Okay, And so like, let's just say I had
some cash, I've got out my life savings head and
it was sitting in front of me there, and I
was about to hand it over to I don't know, invested,
I don't know. Yeah, but then I looked away for
one second and you grabbed my entire life savings.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Well that count of snoozing.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
And snooze totally snooze. So you just lost. Now next time,
what's going to happen?

Speaker 6 (45:28):
Well, I'm not I'm not gonna.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Be yeah yeah, yeah, what account would you get that
out of?

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Well?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Be my life savings account, right, Okay yeah, yeah, right,
So this guy.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Just has to Now he's going to keep an eye
out for when his mate snoozes, so and that will
be an opportunity.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
For That's how it works. That's how the world works.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
The whole aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
And would you believe it?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
The fellows have just turned up from Metallic out We're
what we're They're out there in the studio.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
Ah, you're shitting me.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
They're right there.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Can't you see them?

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Can you see one guy?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Is there?

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Is that James Hetfield? Yeah, he's a big unit. Now
he's put on a little bit of weight. How good.
It's a bloody shade. Never mind, never mind, you snooze,
you lose.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
No, hang on, because if a Metallica is in fact
out there, which it looks like they are, I'm surely
we can just drag the show out a little bit.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
No, No, well why not? Well I've got places to
be there, and I.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
Know you don't want to miss Metallica.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
But they're literally right out there in the office.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Can you see the instruments?

Speaker 6 (46:49):
Well, no, they're not going to play exactly you, but
they can come and have a yarn.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I'm not paying all that money I paid to you
see them talk.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
I want them to rock out on stage. I need
to go home and get in my leathers.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
This is my job, keysy, this is my job. So
I'm willing to talk to Metallica while I'm getting paid.
But outside of this this time, I'm off home. Right.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
So if Metallica stopped you in the street outside of
the hours of your contract, you wouldn't say good.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Correct. Why are you wearing leathers?

Speaker 4 (47:19):
It's a heavy metal concert.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
It's not a biker gang. Met What are you doing leathers?

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah? Right, you're wearing leathers. Yeah, everyone wears leathers to
Metallica concerts. Right, it's just standing.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
Right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
James Hedfield's literally waving at us, asking if it's.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Just what the people want to know? Mate? Is what's
for tea tonight with you?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I don't know. James Hedfield's literally waving something.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Look at him. He's talking and looking at me.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I'd rather look at him. I guess it's really awkward.
Oh my god, Lars Aurex there as well, Fellers. This
just look at the moon fellas.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
I'm on time.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
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