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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For All Your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for raw dogging for Simn
every weekday on Radio.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Ye man, Jesus, did someone just tell you joke? Magie?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
That's my that's my genuine laugh when I'm acting right.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, I tell you, Keysy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
This is one thing that's really hard to do when
you're acting as doing a genuine laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Really, I do it every day.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You speak, Hey, come on man, crying I'm pretty good
at that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I can cry, I get but like to laugh. Isn't
it just you breathe out all your life? That's pretty
good you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Do that, So you do do that to me?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
If you say you're so funny man at the end
of it, that's what sells it. Yeah, yeah, laugh so
much as you're so good.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It depends laugh you're a funny if this thing's actually
funny or you need is like a spark to get
roaring flame.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
There and another really difficult thing to do when you're
acting as being drunk.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
People always overplay.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
It, Magison. We've talked about this on this podcast probably
eighteen times. There's drunk people try and pretend you're not drunk. Yes,
so that's drunk actors pretending drunk. Yes, so you got
to You've got to pretend you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's quite hard.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Another really difficult thing to do is faking arousal.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What do you mean faking?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know if you're in a love scene, were pretending
you're rived up. I mean, give me, you just lose
yourself in the moment.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Jase, give me your give me your ecstasy face, Kesy
give me your I'm nearly their face.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I can't go from zero to O face like that, Okay,
I'm not. It takes me a long time.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You've got to do your face.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What's your O face?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Mogi? Oh God, make sure that I'm locking eyes? Yeah,
that's good eating. Yeah. Do you give the warning? Do
you give the warning across the bed?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I give.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You're a girl?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh see, he's the one that makes it filthy.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
If you notice that that was Jason shows your face.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I said, showers your ecstasy face, not your O face.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What's your own face?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What do they call it on the faces? A confessor? Yeah, face,
O confesssor comface?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah? That was from Jurry and Mikey Heavock. Really that yeah,
I go more for that.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, sin coming out, doesn't it? And then I again
and then I kill up in shame another warning. Yeah,
trying to go straight to hell for that.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm trying to think of the really funny Steve Coogan
when he's playing Alan Partridge and or you can you
can only hear him making love. I forget the words
that he says. He's like, oh, Susan, you certainly know
your onions. It's like what is that permission board or something?
But I can't remember what he says at the Endne
it's very funny. Y.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yes, I need to find I might have a look
at that tonight. Actually could weekend.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
No, I don't want to just go for it and surprise. Yeah,
it was a really good weekend. Caught up with some mates.
Bloody good catch up and it was a good one
actually being at eight I was. I stopped drinking about
seven pm. Oh well I met up with my mates
about two or three.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's good because they went to a gig, you see,
and you had no choice and then and then my
mate well that it was hag is this they're going
to go to a gig? I get to go to bed,
and then my mate texted me at two thirty in
the morning when the gig was finished, rufus do soul.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So you're coming out man, You're like, yeah, I was
just getting smoked for seven hours by I was.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Asleep obviously, and then this morning I was like, oh man,
that sleep was quick, And my missus said, not as
it quick, not as quick as it would have been
for toddy.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Mate. Yeah. You know when you've had that huge.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Night on Saturday and then you just crawl your way
to bed on Sunday, it's that sleep.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
It just happens in a yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Fuck, and then your alarm goes off. You've got an
early flight or something like that.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I had. I think he had to go home last night.
Yeah right, yeah fuck that Yeah, immediately made me feel grateful.
But what a beautiful day it was.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It was madness yesterday. What was today fucking past?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh yeah, that's right, yeah, mad cra I had all
these fucking plans, but could I do them?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I could not.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So you make plans and then if you're a duck,
well taking a ship in your lounge.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
So yeah, that foiled My plans foiled again. But you know,
and you had a big weekend tookzy?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
How's that supposed to moan?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm just say you were saying you didn't land the
plane till like late Sunday afternoon?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Did I say that?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
World Series of Kiwi Pong was great? We started drinking
at eleven am, which was great. Yeah, competition was finished
by I don't even know that maybe seven eight, not
even that late. To be honest, we minute to a
parb out in our west near our house.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
How long does it?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
How long is it going to be a pong take?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh less than five minutes?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Oh really? Yeah? How many start?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We started at lunchtime twelve to seven To be honest, man,
I don't know what time it was.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I have done.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The sun was out, the sun was out with the
sun I remember. You know it's weird as I prefer them.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, you don't mind it when you were younger.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
And also at all. So I'm smoking because everyone else
is smoking. I'm not doing because you know.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
That's well, that's how it starts. Can I put it
to you that way? Yeah, that's how it starts. Brother.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
The whole Arky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy. Remember the Wracky Big Show.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Podcast Johnny who we had in here the other day. Yes,
Johnny Braf love to smoke, not cigarettes. But you used
to give people shit about smoking cigarettes and now he.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Powers them like a bar that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And you did.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
He was very He just started having the occasional one
keezy and now he loves them.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, they get your claws in your man?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Do you reckon? I want to be addicted to smoking.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
It's as every possibility. I've got a mate, a very
good mate. He started when he was about thirty at
your age, thirty four, thirty three, thirty four he was and.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
There was a shocker on the bastards. So how do
you get that late? Well, another started when he was
twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Maybe I just rip into it now that yeah maybe.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hey what pub did you go to? Out west?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's a ship pub to be honest, I don't even
want to name it.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Okay, Well, there's no good pubs out west, No there
Isn't They suck, they really do.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Thee are the most depressing pubs and the world out wist.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
This is this particular pub is the one that we
went to for a really bad comedy show earlier in
the year. So as soon as I walked in. The
stink from that night was still in the air. No vibe,
just just really expensive ship drinks.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah right, not good.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But it was close to home.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You never end up on the purs close to.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, that's true, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And then it turns out a glass might have been
smashed on the ground, and then missus took a photo
of it and then sent it to my missus who
was in bed, saying come get your man's he's making
a miss And then my wife called me and was
I'm coming to pick you up and I was like,
why are you going? I want to left home soon
with Isaac. It's like, okay, are you sure you're all good?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
It's like, yeah, that's no good when people you're hanging
out with a text and your missus because they went
out of the group.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Definitely joking. It was more of a comfy out what
your man's doing.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It used to be a pub and Glennadeen, which was right,
and the sort of throng of shops, you know, the
little I didn't even call it a shopping center.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's just by the little railway station and stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
The railways, the railway.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, it is where there's now a Malaysian restaurant in
that railway station. Yeah, but across the road, across the
road from that, Yeah, and that was the fucking.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Most hemous pub.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Well, that little air is pretty weird.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You get you going there and you gotta mind your
p's and qu'es or you get your head smacked.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I'd rather that pub to the one that I was
at because ours is like a fancy, really expensive burstro
that's just not very vibe out.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
It sucks.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, yeah, like a fucking outdoors in the university.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Man, the duty the pub, the better for me, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I like old fellers with their trains as the radios,
just listening to that and in the hub in the
pub nursing a beer for four hours.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
That's my kind of setup, you.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Know, puking into the urine because they're chronic alcoholics.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yes, that sort of thing. I mean, that's great.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Ray used to do that down at the Cobb and
Levin down at Hector's. Hector's set off set off the
Cob and he'd turn up there every day there and
ruddy faced Felery was but he get a couple of
beers in him after that he puke, you know, sort
of early sixties. Yeah, and then sort of be pretty
much blind drunk from that point on because there are
a couple of beers alcoholic. When you're shocking alcoholic like that, Wow,
(09:33):
your body gets really good at being an alcoholic.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yes, yeah, funk.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That sounds so fun, man, it just loving. Maybe I
should just do that.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
And I just think we remember walking in there because
we'd go and have a beer at lunch at school
and going in there and he was puking up into
the urinol and just going O man, yeah, ten years
how good if this cool mogan ten years time?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And like it's a well documented thing that I've gone
downhill and aging alcohol like addicted dark.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
On the mean fold.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Can you just play this audio back to me? It
will scare me straight.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Don't think it'll happen. I probably be like a multi mody.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
You don't think it's possible that you get addicted to cigarettes?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Man?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well, I just like even right now, if you had cigarettes,
I would say, no, what do you mean? That's how
it starts? How stands You start off on the bestring
having dats, But every time I do it after I
have a dart. It's not like, yeah, that was mean.
It's like I had a dart. It's about it.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
She hate it that you have darts.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Once upon a time, yes, but like as of the
last couple of years, she's really mellowed out. Right, she
just goes you reakul darts.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I think I think that's a better thing because where
my missus goes. You know, you got to give up smoking.
I'm like, I'll double down. But she's fine with it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
See, if my missus hated it, which I know she
kind of does, but I definitely wouldn't, right, or I'd
massively hide it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
One of the things that actually used to nearly stop
me from smoking, which I have, was that my wife
would come outside and have a.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Couple of pathies and I was like, well I shouldn't.
This is not cool.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, what am I doing?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I'm making here smoke Now.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It was very strong, isn't she It wasn't that you
just want to spend time with it.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
He just gave it up like that without a shicken glance.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
She had a baby in it belly.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Maybe if I had a baby in my belly, I'd
just go yeah, okay, and some of them pregnated me.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Radio never listen
For All Your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for raw dogging for Simn
every weekday on Radio.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Ye man, Jesus, did someone just tell you joke? Magie?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
That's my that's my genuine laugh when I'm acting right.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, I tell you, Keysy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
This is one thing that's really hard to do when
you're acting as doing a genuine laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Really, I do it every day.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You speak, Hey, come on man, crying I'm pretty good
at that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I can cry, I get but like to laugh. Isn't
it just you breathe out all your life? That's pretty
good you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Do that, So you do do that to me?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
If you say you're so funny man at the end
of it, that's what sells it. Yeah, yeah, laugh so
much as you're so good.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It depends laugh you're a funny if this thing's actually
funny or you need is like a spark to get
roaring flame.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
There and another really difficult thing to do when you're
acting as being drunk.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
People always overplay.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
It, Magison. We've talked about this on this podcast probably
eighteen times. There's drunk people try and pretend you're not drunk. Yes,
so that's drunk actors pretending drunk. Yes, so you got
to You've got to pretend you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's quite hard.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Another really difficult thing to do is faking arousal.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What do you mean faking?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know if you're in a love scene, were pretending
you're rived up. I mean, give me, you just lose
yourself in the moment.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Jase, give me your give me your ecstasy face, Kesy
give me your I'm nearly their face.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I can't go from zero to O face like that, Okay,
I'm not. It takes me a long time.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You've got to do your face.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What's your O face?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Mogi? Oh God, make sure that I'm locking eyes? Yeah,
that's good eating. Yeah. Do you give the warning? Do
you give the warning across the bed?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I give.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You're a girl?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh see, he's the one that makes it filthy.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
If you notice that that was Jason shows your face.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I said, showers your ecstasy face, not your O face.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What's your own face?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What do they call it on the faces? A confessor? Yeah, face,
O confesssor comface?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah? That was from Jurry and Mikey Heavock. Really that yeah,
I go more for that.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, sin coming out, doesn't it? And then I again
and then I kill up in shame another warning. Yeah,
trying to go straight to hell for that.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm trying to think of the really funny Steve Coogan
when he's playing Alan Partridge and or you can you
can only hear him making love. I forget the words
that he says. He's like, oh, Susan, you certainly know
your onions. It's like what is that permission board or something?
But I can't remember what he says at the Endne
it's very funny. Y.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yes, I need to find I might have a look
at that tonight. Actually could weekend.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
No, I don't want to just go for it and surprise. Yeah,
it was a really good weekend. Caught up with some mates.
Bloody good catch up and it was a good one
actually being at eight I was. I stopped drinking about
seven pm. Oh well I met up with my mates
about two or three.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's good because they went to a gig, you see,
and you had no choice and then and then my
mate well that it was hag is this they're going
to go to a gig? I get to go to bed,
and then my mate texted me at two thirty in
the morning when the gig was finished, rufus do soul.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So you're coming out man, You're like, yeah, I was
just getting smoked for seven hours by I was.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Asleep obviously, and then this morning I was like, oh man,
that sleep was quick, And my missus said, not as
it quick, not as quick as it would have been
for toddy.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Mate. Yeah. You know when you've had that huge.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Night on Saturday and then you just crawl your way
to bed on Sunday, it's that sleep.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
It just happens in a yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Fuck, and then your alarm goes off. You've got an
early flight or something like that.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I had. I think he had to go home last night.
Yeah right, yeah fuck that Yeah, immediately made me feel grateful.
But what a beautiful day it was.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It was madness yesterday. What was today fucking past?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh yeah, that's right, yeah, mad cra I had all
these fucking plans, but could I do them?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I could not.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
So you make plans and then if you're a duck,
well taking a ship in your lounge.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
So yeah, that foiled My plans foiled again. But you know,
and you had a big weekend tookzy?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
How's that supposed to moan?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm just say you were saying you didn't land the
plane till like late Sunday afternoon?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Did I say that?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
World Series of Kiwi Pong was great? We started drinking
at eleven am, which was great. Yeah, competition was finished
by I don't even know that maybe seven eight, not
even that late. To be honest, we minute to a
parb out in our west near our house.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
How long does it?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
How long is it going to be a pong take?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh less than five minutes?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Oh really? Yeah? How many start?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We started at lunchtime twelve to seven To be honest, man,
I don't know what time it was.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I have done.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The sun was out, the sun was out with the
sun I remember. You know it's weird as I prefer them.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, you don't mind it when you were younger.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
And also at all. So I'm smoking because everyone else
is smoking. I'm not doing because you know.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
That's well, that's how it starts. Can I put it
to you that way? Yeah, that's how it starts. Brother.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
The whole Arky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy. Remember the Wracky Big Show.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Podcast Johnny who we had in here the other day. Yes,
Johnny Braf love to smoke, not cigarettes. But you used
to give people shit about smoking cigarettes and now he.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Powers them like a bar that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And you did.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
He was very He just started having the occasional one
keezy and now he loves them.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, they get your claws in your man?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Do you reckon? I want to be addicted to smoking.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
It's as every possibility. I've got a mate, a very
good mate. He started when he was about thirty at
your age, thirty four, thirty three, thirty four he was and.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
There was a shocker on the bastards. So how do
you get that late? Well, another started when he was
twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Maybe I just rip into it now that yeah maybe.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hey what pub did you go to? Out west?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's a ship pub to be honest, I don't even
want to name it.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Okay, Well, there's no good pubs out west, No there
Isn't They suck, they really do.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Thee are the most depressing pubs and the world out wist.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
This is this particular pub is the one that we
went to for a really bad comedy show earlier in
the year. So as soon as I walked in. The
stink from that night was still in the air. No vibe,
just just really expensive ship drinks.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah right, not good.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But it was close to home.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You never end up on the purs close to.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, that's true, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And then it turns out a glass might have been
smashed on the ground, and then missus took a photo
of it and then sent it to my missus who
was in bed, saying come get your man's he's making
a miss And then my wife called me and was
I'm coming to pick you up and I was like,
why are you going? I want to left home soon
with Isaac. It's like, okay, are you sure you're all good?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
It's like, yeah, that's no good when people you're hanging
out with a text and your missus because they went
out of the group.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Definitely joking. It was more of a comfy out what
your man's doing.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It used to be a pub and Glennadeen, which was right,
and the sort of throng of shops, you know, the
little I didn't even call it a shopping center.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's just by the little railway station and stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
The railways, the railway.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, it is where there's now a Malaysian restaurant in
that railway station. Yeah, but across the road, across the
road from that, Yeah, and that was the fucking.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Most hemous pub.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Well, that little air is pretty weird.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You get you going there and you gotta mind your
p's and qu'es or you get your head smacked.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I'd rather that pub to the one that I was
at because ours is like a fancy, really expensive burstro
that's just not very vibe out.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
It sucks.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, yeah, like a fucking outdoors in the university.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Man, the duty the pub, the better for me, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I like old fellers with their trains as the radios,
just listening to that and in the hub in the
pub nursing a beer for four hours.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
That's my kind of setup, you.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Know, puking into the urine because they're chronic alcoholics.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yes, that sort of thing. I mean, that's great.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Ray used to do that down at the Cobb and
Levin down at Hector's. Hector's set off set off the
Cob and he'd turn up there every day there and
ruddy faced Felery was but he get a couple of
beers in him after that he puke, you know, sort
of early sixties. Yeah, and then sort of be pretty
much blind drunk from that point on because there are
a couple of beers alcoholic. When you're shocking alcoholic like that, Wow,
(09:33):
your body gets really good at being an alcoholic.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yes, yeah, funk.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That sounds so fun, man, it just loving. Maybe I
should just do that.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
And I just think we remember walking in there because
we'd go and have a beer at lunch at school
and going in there and he was puking up into
the urinol and just going O man, yeah, ten years
how good if this cool mogan ten years time?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And like it's a well documented thing that I've gone
downhill and aging alcohol like addicted dark.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
On the mean fold.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Can you just play this audio back to me? It
will scare me straight.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Don't think it'll happen. I probably be like a multi mody.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
You don't think it's possible that you get addicted to cigarettes?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Man?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well, I just like even right now, if you had cigarettes,
I would say, no, what do you mean? That's how
it starts? How stands You start off on the bestring
having dats, But every time I do it after I
have a dart. It's not like, yeah, that was mean.
It's like I had a dart. It's about it.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
She hate it that you have darts.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Once upon a time, yes, but like as of the
last couple of years, she's really mellowed out. Right, she
just goes you reakul darts.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I think I think that's a better thing because where
my missus goes. You know, you got to give up smoking.
I'm like, I'll double down. But she's fine with it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
See, if my missus hated it, which I know she
kind of does, but I definitely wouldn't, right, or I'd
massively hide it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
One of the things that actually used to nearly stop
me from smoking, which I have, was that my wife
would come outside and have a.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Couple of pathies and I was like, well I shouldn't.
This is not cool.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, what am I doing?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I'm making here smoke Now.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It was very strong, isn't she It wasn't that you
just want to spend time with it.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
He just gave it up like that without a shicken glance.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
She had a baby in it belly.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Maybe if I had a baby in my belly, I'd
just go yeah, okay, and some of them pregnated me.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Radio never listen
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