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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
this is Trevor calling from I was looking for Leslie
about her computer.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is she.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hi, Hi Leslie, my name is Trevor. I'm calling from
about the issues you were having with your computer.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Right, the space bar wasn't working, so I dropped it
off at the geek Squad yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah. Yes, and I willa you know that I've taken
a look at your computer.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, and in.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
The space bar is definitely like wonky on.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It, right, So did you fix it?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You got a wonky space bar on there, right, Yeah,
so there's thought.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I mean, so did you fix it? I'm a writer
and I have a book deadline. Do you in a
couple of weeks?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, I saw that that you're like writing a book.
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I didn't give you guys permission to look at my
personal files.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, I know space bar. Well, I'm an avid reader.
And so then I like, I saw that you were
working on a book, So I went ahead and like,
I read it, and I want to say, like, not bad, but.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, great, I'm not asking you for critique on my book.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, So chapter four and six I completely rehauled for you.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Wait, what do you mean you redid my chapters? Well? Actually, okay,
to do want to fix my space bar? You weren't
supposed to go into my personal files without my consent
and then edit the book that I'm writing for a
deadline that you don't even know about it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So I sort of made some changes to like the
storyline of your book. I hope that's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Listen, Wayne's World. This is the only copy I have
of this book. And you're telling me that you went
into my file and you edited chapters four or six.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, yeah, but you're telling me, yes, that's what I
told you, But that's not like one hundred percent accurate. So,
like I thought that, like it would be better if
it was more of a love story.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You're why are you rewriting a horror novel?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yo? That's what It was kind of scary to me
when I was reading your book.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I was scary to you if you're smoking copious amounts
of pot. But that's point. Yeah, okay, so you're supposed
to fix my Facebook.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Have you seen the movie The Notebook?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I hate The Notebook?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, Well a lot of people liked it, so are
kind of what I did was I took the same
names of the characters used. But I've sort of like, now.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You're using a plagiarized names and you're making some sort
of hybrid.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I rewrote your story to be more like of the
Notebook beats Titanic.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You know, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
I cannot believe that you went into my styles and
you edited my book without my permission. Okay, well I
could look my job over this.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah. I don't think you heard me though when I
said it's like a mashup of the note Book meets
the Titanically, I think.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I just thought, like what you originally wrote was like
a little tree scary? What you thought scary or something?
It's kind of scary.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Of course it's supposed to be scary.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's a poor novel.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You haven't been scary until you've seen me.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That hits off?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Are you serious? Years of insomnia tears down the because
Trevor from the Geeks what decis? He wants to make
it to Titanic that meets the Notebook? Baby.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, so if I'm picking up correctly on your mood.
It doesn't sound like you're stoked about my idea for
your bones.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm not stoked that's your idea, Trevor Supervisor that I
could maybe speak to.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh you okay, Well, they've reviewed your book too, and
they kind of thought my idea, my direction was pretty
good too.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm not talking about my book. I'm talking about the
fact that you went onto my file and you ed
the things without consent. So you better get your manager
on the line right now or I'm going to sue you.
And I'm most certainly going to be filing up a
complete miss corporate, and I hope it costs you your job,
because you've certainly cost me mine. I hate you.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
For ten weeks because well, then, let me tell you
this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your boyfriend set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh my god, I literally thought some idiot from the
Keys Squad right here.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You don't like a mashable of the Titanic in the
notebook on a.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Little bit wake up every morning with double phone pranks