Headlines 11/13/25

Real or Fake News Headlines

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Key one hundred with Dave and Jen. It's Thursday, Thursday,
almost Friday, Thursday, almost the weekends Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, that comes up later, and.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
We've got a fun genre coming your way.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh nice, wait for it?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Okay, Jen, are you ready for some realer fake news headlines?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I am.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Let's take a look. Man spends over half a million
dollars for acid injections that gave him fake abs. Real
or fake?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh? Please be fake? Fake is? Yeah, I know it's
gonna be real. I knew it, by the way. I'm sorry,
but if somebody says, hey, let me inject this acid
into your body, I don't know. I'm pretty sure my
first answ would be no. I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
A Chinese influencer spent over five hundred and sixty thousand
dollars on this hyluronic asi. Yeah, I injections.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, I use that on my face cream, in my
face cream. Okay, So that's not all you, Okay, So well,
if it's hyaluronic acid, I mean, Eva Longoria talks about
it on her commercials. Listen, it's fine, Okay, I don't
know about injected.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I was gonna say, but he injected it to create
fake eight pac abs instead of developing them naturally. And
he he says he's already completed forty percent of his
goal to reach ten thousand hyluronic acid injections total. Oh my,
so he's had almost five thousand injections.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
So why does it matter how many injections you have
if you've got the abs already? What's the point?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Just stop? You're good, right, I guess they are still working.
They're still getting to me.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
By the way, I thought it was six packs for
a reason. I thought you could only have a six pack?
Ap can you have more than that? App there are
more muscles in there.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't know. I've never had one.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I would not know.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
First Russian humanoid robot falls on its face during debut
event wheel or fake.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's okay, little buddy. We all get nervous real.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
See, maybe they're not going to take out the world
after all.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I don't want to hurt its little feeling.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I'm going to shut us down.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, yeah, two seconds, we're off the air.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Guys grocery chain selling discount coupon books that include a
coupon for a discount on the books. Reel aer fake.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Fake, Okay, thank goodness, I would not surprise me, but
it would not ride back could totally. I'd be like,
oh well.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Inside and look at that. The latest hydration craze taking
over TikTok is unheated soup straight from the can reel
or fake real real.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, by the way, I mean, not the worst thing
to eat in the world, or at least that's one
of the safe TikTok challenges.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I mean, who hasn't licked the spoon from you know,
a cold.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Canisuit exactly, And I'm sorry, but if you're stuck out
in the wilderness and all you got the cold CANASUA.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Company raises ten million dollars to create digital AI copies
of people real or fake.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Real, don't do this. Here we go, let's talk about this.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
This is a company called you Are dot Ai has
raised ten point three million dollars in seed funding to
build what it calls individual AI, which are digital versions
of people that can think and speak like them.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Stop it, because I just watched a movie like this
last night.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh my goodness, stop it.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
It's called Playdate. It's the dumbest movie ever. But it's
on Netflix right now. Oh no, it's on Amazon Prime
I'm sorry. It was on Amazon Prime. It stars Kevin
James and Alan Richson, who is in a show that
people watch something about. Oh gosh, I can't remember AnyWho.
It was basically about that. Like the guy thought, oh,

(04:16):
that's got to be my son because he looks an
act just like me. No, it was a digital clone
of him.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
My goodness, what is this? Is this a thing?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Can this happen? Clearly I can have. This is a
bad idea, bad idea, guys,