Scary Nekkidness in TC

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without further ado, in the style of that great country
music legend Minnie Pearl, here's in.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Thank you so much. Yes, the Uncle Henry Show underway
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Here we are together trying to figure out what on
earth is going on in the world around us, Me
and you trying to figure all this out. I tell
you what, As each day goes by, these politicians, I
keep thinking to myself, can these can these politicians at
every level get us into a bigger mess or not?
And it just it just seems they just keep on

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making bigger and bigger messes, hicking the cans down the
road as far as they can. And here we are
trying to settle all these messes, these politicians. I wish
the politicians would I think it might be cheaper if
we gave them paid vacations for a couple of years.
I know that sounds nuts, but as each year goes by,
it seems like a better idea. Just take a paid vacation,

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all the politicians. Just go give yourselves a paid vacation
and go away for a year. And I think we
do better if we just handled what we got without
you coming up with new stuff. Let us handle the
messages you've done made before you keep making new ones.
I apologize. I keep the more news I watch, the

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more agitated I get about all these people. And I
got there's plenty to be agitated about. But as these
people up in Washington and Montgomery and all these different
cities and counties just take time off, just gone, just
get on. Let us deal with these messes that you've
made before you come back and make new messages or

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where was I? Oh, let's see what can we get into.
There's plenty to talk about, of course, all the stuff
going on, people still fighting, people fighting even harder, angry
that we would enforce federal immigration law. A lot of
people just can't stand the idea of the federal immigration
law being enforced. But there is something people are worried

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about closer to home, even more in one Tillmann's Corner neighborhood.
I saw the story on foxtending about a naked man
running around, going wild in Tilman's Corner, just running around,
nicked all over Tillman's Corner. Think of the anarchy. That's
that's where we are now in the country, where it's

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broken down to the point that naked people are just
running around here. If you miss this store, here is
Fox ten reporting on a naked guy running around in
Tillman's Corner. Just people don't even know that. People are
afraid to leave their their their house trailers and was
caught on camera. He was casually walking through yards, going

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up to houses, and strolling through a trailer park. Tilman's
strolling now nicked? Do are naked people more more apt
to stroll instead of walk? Strolling? Naked strolling through a
trailer park corner?

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Neighbors now on highlort as mobile policing.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
High alert for the naked people.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's the get our Claudia Nichols is joining us from
m bad head order is Claudia. This is scary.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
It really is lanisean camera. Neighbors say the man has
been caught on camera multiple nights in a row, but
when officers went to check the area one night, they
never found him, leaving a few people very concerned.

Speaker 7 (05:18):
I just went and looked at my cameras and I
was looking for my cat, and instead I see a
completely nude except for socks man walk by. Then it
goes to our backyard and he walks around the cars.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Tonight, a neighbor describes the moments an alarming sight showed
up on her ring camera video, a naked man wandering
across her lawn at four in the morning. She says,
what he's holding in his hand is even more disturbing.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Now, what could be more disturbing? All right, let's find
out what was the naked guy? This is just as
it is, is so disturbing on numerous levels. Are the
naked guy and there's something disturbing he's in his hand.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
This guy had something in his hand.

Speaker 8 (06:02):
I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
I don't know if it's a lawnmower.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Blade or lawnmower blade something like that.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Video shows he made his way to their backyard.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
My husband went out to get ready for work just
fifteen minutes after the video was taken, so I was
a little concerned once I saw him in the backyard.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Other neighbors report they've also seen a naked man wandering
around the area, and one mother tells me she's very
worried about her children's safety.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
It's scary. I have kids here, so I'll be worried
about them seeing that and then having to explain it.
So it's just a nightmare having them being traumatized like that.
Knowing well, if I go outside with that man's there.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
And right now, the leady's worried about what she'd have
to tell her kids. How would she explain it, well,
I think it was something more more to be afraid
of is if he's willing to run around at four
in the morning naked, what else could he do? I
would think he'd be at a little bit of a
disadvantage if he's naked. If he's facing off against a

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clothed person, I'm gonna I'm gonna give the advantage to
the clothed person. But uh, what could he do if
he's nuts enough, nuts enough to patrol to I'm sorry,
stroll he's strolling nicked with a possible lawnmower blade in
his hand. I would be more afraid. I wouldn't be
afraid of what to tell the kids, would be afraid

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of what this lunatic might would.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Do as it ends up the Tillman's corner. Neighborhoods say
they've seen him multiple nights in a row, walking in
and out of the woods near Hayfield Road in Santo's Drive.
It's caused a few to take extra precaution and encourage
others to do the same.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, extra precautions against the neked.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
We had to put surveillance cameras here, we had to
put the the flash lights so whenever people walk by
the lights, automatically turn on. Get cameras, get surveillance cameras,
put them on every single angle.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Some good advice right there now, if you have any
idea who this guy is, you should call mobile Police.
Lie Tonight at MPD headquarters. Claudia Nichols, Fox ten News.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
All right now, you now you may be a There
may be a lunatic listening right now.

Speaker 9 (08:19):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Unfortunately that has happened in my career. I want to
remind you that there is no when it comes to
public spaces, you do not have a right in our
country to run around nicked. You don't know. I mean,
you think you are because you're born that way. But
the Supreme Court, I think cases have gone to the
Supreme Court about public nickedness. But just just because you

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just because it's your birthday suit, doesn't mean you can
wear it on your birthday, especially if there's families out
there trying to live a wholesome life and there you
are strolling. God bless these people. I hope they find
the person and get them the punish what they deserve.
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Speaker 5 (10:01):
Hello Color, Hey, Henry. What's going on, Steve?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Steve, how are you doing.

Speaker 9 (10:09):
Well?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
I'm I'm kind of laughing at the story of the
the naked man, because I don't think he realizes that
I'm about to move into that area right exactly where you,
right near where you were talking about.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh well, congratulate, by the way, congratulations on your move.
I like that area myself. But yeah, the it's very
I think advantage is going to go to everybody other
than this guy. I don't It doesn't really matter what
he's carrying. If he's running around naked in the middle
of the night, something bad's gonna happen to him.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Well, let me put it to you this way. If
I catch him on my property, it's gonna be more.
It's gonna make the national news. Okay, all right, Because
I have some interesting things that I intend to do. Okay,
involving you know, pepper spray and things we don't discuss

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on the Uncle Henry show.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Okay, very good.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I'll put it to you that way.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I appreciate your decorum, and I also understand that, uh,
the guy should be on notice to change his behavior
as quickly as possible.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, he might wanna, he might want to cover up,
it's all I got to say. He might want to
cover up and not not not do that any of you.
Whether he's trying to get attention, Uh, he's going to
get the wrong kind of attention soon because I know
a few other people that live out there that are
not to be trifled with. And yeah, he's he's on

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thin ice on borrow time as far as I'm concerned.
But uh uh but uh yeah, yeah, that that's uh,
that's a special kind of crazy. And like I said before,
we don't have The biggest crisis we have in this
country is a mental health crisis.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Amen. Amen, Amen, We've seen it. This has been going
on now, I don't know twenty years plus that our
country doesn't seem to want to deal with this issue.
And people we all see it around us, people's mental
health is deteriorating all over the country.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Well, and many of them, many of the people that
should be in a padded room are teaching in a classroom.
That's that's where you have the biggest problem. You have
lunatics making other making little lunatics, you know, trying to
convince them that you know, what's what, you know, how
they were born is not how they really are. They

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you know, they need an operation to become how they
really are. And you know that these people shouldn't be
anywhere near children.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, well, ideas are contagious.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
And now now it's supposed to be you know, uh uh,
we're gonna we're gonna burn More City. We're gonna burn
all the cities like we did back in twenty twenty.
But but but but January sixth, you know that was
that was way worse than anything. When one window got
broken and one lady got shot. You know, that's that's

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way worse than burning down in an entire half of
the country.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
M hm.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
So I just can't deal with these lunatics seriously as adults.
I just cannot. I think they need to be I
think they all need woodshed time. And I think they
all need to be sent sent to sent to bed
without their supper for the times that they never were
as children. Anyway, uncle hearing, that's all I got.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Well, hey, Steve, thank you very much for your phone call.
Great to hear from you. All right, take care buddy,
you too, and and and again sometime soon I want
you to come in and we'll do a knife show.
Yes a night. In fact, today would have been a
good day with that story in the news. And again
I remember there was a man that went to the

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Mobile City Council meeting. This would have been probably right
before COVID. There was a guy that got in trouble
in Mobile because he was he had opened up a
bar and turned it into a strip club without getting
I don't know what you have to do to get

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to have that type of a business. That is not
something I've ever considered opening on my own. And the
guy I remember, I have the audio here of the
man telling he was telling the Mobile City Council this
nudy is a constitutional rate. But we looked it up.
Nudity is not No matter what he said, nudy is

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a constitutional rate. It is not a constitutional right, especially
running around in somebody's yard in the Tilmurns Corner area
at four o'clock in the morning with something that looks
like a lawnmower blade in your hand and your socks on.
That is just not That is just I know we've

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been told through the years you should let your freak
flag fly. Just let your freak flag fly, and that
way you'll be happier in life because you'll attract other
people that are just the same frequency of freak that
you are. No, actually, that's not a good idea. If
your fly, if your freak flag involves nudity in a

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trailer park at four o'clock in the morning in Tilman's Corner,
that no, that is not good. And let's see Hello
color Hello, Yes you are live on the radio.

Speaker 10 (15:46):
Yes, sir, I live, This is tw I live in
the Tillman's Corner area half for thirty years. And I'm
gonna tell you the biggest problem out there is the drugs.
People are out there smoking crystal myth behind every gas station,
in every store, stealing is insessed with drug addicts.

Speaker 11 (16:10):
Oh, no problem.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
So that is what that's what this guy's up to.
If he's if he's coming out of the woods naked,
at four o'clock in the morning. You know, he's on something.

Speaker 10 (16:19):
They got camp grounds out there behind the apartments, right
off the old Puller, and this is what they do.
They go with these little camp grounds and they all
live in there, and they go steal and they get
money and they buy the suit of fed or whatever
it takes to make the crystal mouth with and they're

(16:39):
just cooking crystal eath and pretty much just day and high,
day and night. I've been out there thirty years. I'm
telling you that's what the problem is.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Hey, I'm by the way. I'm sorry to hear that
that's happening where you live. That's a terrible thing to
have happening in anywhere near you.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (16:57):
I got kids, man, and about ten years ago it
got really bad, and I don't let my kids get
out of sight. It's terrible out there. I really wish
the Mobile Police Department will come out here and clean
the area up. I mean, it is really really bad.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Well, sir, hey, I'm again I'm sorry you having to
put up with that, and thank you for telling us
about it.

Speaker 10 (17:20):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, anybody knows anything about Tim's Corner,
knows that the drug use out there is just it's awful.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I'm sure I've got to go into the news break.
But thank you for listening, thank you for your.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
Call, Thank you off for Hendry. You have a good weekend,
you too, sir.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
God bless those folks dealing with that. That sounds like
it's way worse than just one lunatic in the woods.

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Speaker 5 (19:30):
Hello Color, Hey over, Henrow.

Speaker 11 (19:33):
You doing Snake.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Traver Snake Trevor, you are live on the radio.

Speaker 9 (19:38):
Hey over, Henry.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
I seen a interview where Jake Taffer was trying to
sell his book and uh he stated that the Democrat's
biggest downfall was trying to convince the American people that
what their eyes were seeing wasn't the truth. And the
reason I say that, over, Henry, that dog Max Morterer.

(19:59):
I think she he is probably one of the greatest
gifts to the Republican Party with her getting up and
just blatantly lined and telling people they're not seeing what
they're seeing. So Maxine, water is good for you.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
You go girl, well, and you mentioned that I have
not watched I've gotten a lot of my Riot coverage
online on the X app. Are the are seeing n
and MSNBC showing the violent parts of this or are
they showing people just having fun and having picnics and stuff.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
They're basically just interviewing people, uh you know in uh
secluded areas, Henry, They're not showing any of the violence.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Oh okay.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
But but but you can hear the you can hear
the ruckus in the background. You can hear the gunfire,
the fireworks, I mean so, and you can see smoke
things burning. But uh, you know, speaking of rights, you
know they got that no kings this weekend, right, Henry,
And I just would like to tell every one of these, uh,
the protesters out there, and to remind them that they

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are not in California, Seattle. They are in a state
that does allow you to lawfully defend yourself, your family,
and your property. So I don't believe it's you know,
people here are not going to get out of hand
because they will be held accountable.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, I don't. We've seen a lot of these, We've
seen some protests since President Trump has been re elected,
and none, none of them have gotten out of hand.
I don't, I don't, who knows. I guess anything can
happen but I cannot imagine something getting out of hand
in downtown will be like that.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
No, it won't happen over Henry. And they had a
sheriff in a small county in Florida to come out
and tell exactly what's going to happen if you do this,
you know where, he stated, if you spent on an
officer or or you know, broke the law, that you
would go to jail. And if you spend an officer,
you would go to hospital and then go to jail.
And if you throw a rock or they fire on madam,

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they will let your family know where to pick up
your remains. So he saw, he said, that's exactly what's
gonna happen. That it will not be tolerated.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
And also too over Henry. I've seen a piece of road,
hill Man, and you rarely get to see.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Oh all right, well wait wait a second, all right,
I want the listener. I want the listeners to you.
The listener. Your ears might want to perk up the
ear because you're gonna hear a road killed tale. All right,
what what odd road killed did you spot?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Over Henry on bear Fort Road? Coming home from work,
just probably about two and a half hours ago. Was
dang wild turkey, Uncle, Henry. That's something you hardly ever
see get hit because turkeys has got good eyes and
they kind of stay away from people. How it wound
up as roadkill, I'll never know. I do know that
it was not there at about six fifteen this morning,

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so it got hit sometime between six fifteen and three thirty.
But you know, you never see a turkey on on
side the road or head or in the middle of
the road. And this was a pretty good sized turkey.

Speaker 11 (23:06):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
You know, I hate to see it go to waste,
but in this summer heat, you know, you'd have had
to see it getting hit in order to be able
to uh, you know, take it out and eat it.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
We we can call it harvest. In order to harvest
the roadkill, you need to see it. So what now?
What roadkill will you automatically pull over to get, Henry?

Speaker 5 (23:30):
A fresh deer, a fresh deer, or even a rabbit, uh,
you know, if it's not messed up too bad. Uh.
Squirrels usually when they get hit by a card, you know,
it does major damage. But rabbit, uh, you know, if
it's in the the winter months, I mean, you chance
getting a fevered animal, especially small game like squirrels or rabbits,

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uh in the summertime, because they'll have flies that bite
them and it makes sores on that lay larvae in
their skin, and they'll have big sowres on them and
run fever through the hottest months of the year. So
you have to wait till at least our first frosts
before you start eating rabbit or squirrel. Yes, sir, a
fresh hit rabbit in the winter time.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I will get you, all right, snake trapper, Thank you
very much. I appreciate all of that you had to
call in about today, Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Yes, sir, okay, and then you take care of my buddy.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
There it goes, snake trapper with it's hard to even remember.
He was calling in about protests before he got into
the roadkill discussion. And yeah, you the listener A you're
thinking about snake trapper pulling over and grabbing some freshly
hit rabbit off the side of the road.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Hey, uncle Henry, listen man, this is the times we're
living in. Interest rates up and the stock markets down,
and you're gonna get mugged if you go downtown. While
I live back in the woods. You see my woman
and my kid and dog and me. I got a shotgun,
rifle and a fool wheel, and a country boy can survive.

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A country boy can survive.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yes, he can. Hey, Hey, if he's willing to do
the work for the roadkill, yes, a country boy can survive.
And that might be another good show to do with
Snake Trapper where we're going to do a show eventually
where he comes in and cleans and cooks some turtle
so we can enjoy some some legal turtle turtle, some
type of turtle, souper turtle eating. I think a good

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show on the dos and don'ts of roadkill. That might
that could be a historic Uncle Henry show if we
do a dos and don'ts of roadkill in the harvesting
of the roadkill. Let's see. One of the things that
Snake Trapper mentioned were protests over the enforcement of federal
immigration law. I got a call today. I think this

(25:57):
is another bush hog call, at least I think it is.

Speaker 12 (26:00):
I'm going, Henry, I hope you're having a wonderful Thursday today. Yeah,
neilib babma busshog ro Im wants from Jim. Look here,
I've got a solution to this immigrant problem. They have
it out in la and across the country. You know,
they all waving there Nextican class like they want to
take over and invade. Well, look at here. There's an

(26:21):
app for everything in the world these days, right. You
can get apping this big food delivered, you can have
grocery delivered. You know, there's an app for this immigration
problem as well. It's called the CBT home app.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
Check it out.

Speaker 12 (26:37):
They can get a free airplane ticket back to the
country that they came from and a thousand bucks mnths
stay arrived courtesy of the Trump administration in the United
States of America. Now, for those jumb enough to ignore
this such a generous offer, the Department of Homeland Security

(26:58):
today has a new you post her out and it
has a tip line at the bottom of the number
to call we and it says you can report any
foreign invaders. Okay, And look, since the invaders still won't go,
they wan't to want that thousand dollars in a free
plane ride home. Why not give every law abiding American

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one hundred dollars when they report, and then the government
deports these unwelcome people who have overstayed their welcome back
up it's time.

Speaker 10 (27:30):
To go and Uncle Henry.

Speaker 12 (27:32):
That's all I got to say about that.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
The Alabama bush Hog calling the Uncle Henry Show. Back
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Now see I got a voicemail. This is not a
bound immigration protests or or any other news item. This
is somebody that called in a little after midnight.

Speaker 9 (28:49):
Hey, Uncle Henry, I just want to let you know
I'm up a little bit late tonight. Usually I fall
asleep during Parry Mason. But on me TV there was
a show called Dragnet. And on this show called.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Dragnet, Now I love the idea. I love that somebody
is explaining to me what dragnet is. All Right, all right,
let's find out what is dragnet all about.

Speaker 9 (29:15):
And on this show called Dragnet, there's a fellow name
of Jack Webb. Yeah, Harry Morgan. Yes, now, Harry Morgan,
as you might remember, was Colonel Potter in the show Mash.
But this was way before match because this was in
nineteen sixty seven. And these fellas well, there was a
series of candy store robberies.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Candy store robberies. Now I do not remember this episode
of Dragnet.

Speaker 9 (29:44):
Of candy store robberies in LA. And these guys are
with the lapd. First I thought that was Lower Alabama,
but it's not. It was for Los Angeles Police Apartment, yes,
not Lower Alabama Police Department.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
Anyway, back to the story, these fellas they uh yeah,
they were, they were. There was a series of these
candy store robberies. And what got me the thinking was,
oh my god, back in nineteen sixty seven they had
candy stores like stores just so candy.

Speaker 10 (30:23):
Yes, what's up with that?

Speaker 9 (30:24):
Yes, I mean you figure some fellows one to pull
some robberies in LA. They'd be doing you know, like
bank jobs, robbing the banks because that's where the money is.
That's where the candy store people put their money. Man,
people were stupid way back then. Anyway, have a good
walk Henry, talk to you later.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Bye, all right, sure, thank you it. We have no
relationship with me TV here at iHeartMedia, We have no
partnership or anything like that. But it encourages me when
the younger generation, and like this man is finding important
cultural milestones to learn about, like Dragnet. I'm glad that

(31:06):
this man, this young man has learned about Dragnet, and
now he'll understand more about the world in which we live,
the culture, what the culture used to be before it
was destroyed by watching Dragnet. And he says he usually
falls asleep during Perry Mason. I just think it's a
wonderful thing that there's still somebody somewhere out there that's

(31:28):
broadcasting these programs, providing this important cultural education for the
people of our country, because right now, if you go
to all the streaming services, it's just it's nothing, but
it's filth. Filth here, filth there, filth everywhere.

Speaker 11 (31:46):
You know.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
My my lovely wife, in fact, last night, my lovely
wife says, let's watch this show. It's it's the number
five most popular show on Netflix. Let's watch it. And
so about five minutes into the show, oh, there's there's
somebody taking their clothes off. Well, I mean, why why
can't I watch something without people taking the clothes off

(32:09):
or cussing like sailors. So I'm glad, Yeah, I'm glad
there's something like Me TV where a man, this man
can fall asleep watching Perry Mason have dragnet on. None
of that stuff is going into his mind while he's
sleeping and subliminally putting filth in there. There's no subliminy,

(32:30):
and you can be affected by it even if you're
just sleeping and the cuss words and the nudity is
going on on the television, it's still infiltrating your mind
and brainwashing you and reprogramming you to be a filth
headed person. I'm glad this man is doing a wonderful
thing falling asleep to Perry Mason. He might even learn
a little bit about the law. Probably not much, but

(32:52):
you never know, he might learn a little something about
the law. What could what could you learn about the
law for watching Perry Mason? I guess the only thing
that you could learn was that you better hope that
you better hope that Perry Mason is available if you
ever need to hire a lawyer. All right, look, uh,

(33:13):
just about out of time here for this hour of show,
but there is more on the way after the news
break here on news Radio seven to ten WNTM. A reminder,
if you miss episodes due to a lack of interest,
you can find old episodes of the show as a
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(33:35):
Show on the iHeartRadio app. If you're using the app,
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(33:56):
my show. And I believe you can find podcasts for
and Buck, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Jesse Kelly, all those shows.
And now I want to go watch some dragnet after
hearing this guy talk about it. This is the Uncle

(34:37):
Henry Show here on News Radio seventy ten WNTM. Yeah,
I'm still employed. I know it's amazing, but here I am.
All right, So this half hour of Uncle Henry's Show,
I'm going to get to a few news items and
maybe even some voicemails. Let me start with this. This

(35:00):
This is out of WBrC in Birmingham, a stepsister station
to Fox ten. They're reporting on some babies. Some babies
born at UAB have ended up in the Guinness Book
of World Records. And I'm curious about this. The Guinness
Book of World Records. Now, years ago, what I remember

(35:23):
I was Now, you may have been fascinated as a
young person. Maybe as a young person or a simple
minded adult, you may have been fascinated by the Guinness
Book of World Records, like tallest man, shortest man, that
kind of stuff. Now I'm perplexed by the Guinness Book
of World Records because they'll be you know, records for

(35:47):
the giant, the biggest ball of twine that somebody has gone,
just stuff that you wonder why would anybody do it?
Or they'll have a group of people they want to
have the largest assemblage of people wearing green hats or
some just stuff that sounds like wastes of time for humanity,
and they end up in the Guinness Book of World Records.

(36:08):
So let's find out how did they end up in
the Guinness Book of World Records. At UAB. Let's listen
together to the story.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Ornette UAB last year are now in the Guinness Book
of World Records. You say, how well, the Bryant quadruplets.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yes, that's okay. Quadruplets.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Four babies all at once.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Four babies all at once. The Bryant quadruple quadruplets.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
God bless the mom and dad. Now they hold the
record for the most premature surviving quadruplets.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Parents.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Becca and Lavars already had three children when they decided
to try for one more baby. Becca says she couldn't
believe it when the ultrasound technician told her she wasn't
pregnant with just one baby.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
She's like, there's four And now I'm like what And
he's like there's four?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
What?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Like she said, there's four babies.

Speaker 11 (37:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
They had to pinch themselves right. The family lives in Auburn,
but transferred to UAB once it became clear the babies
were coming early. The quads were born at twenty three weeks.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Lady Cat Wow.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Ellie, Lennon and Cohen are now one year old.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
All right, so they got so it was the most
premature quadruplets. All right, Well, congratulations to everybody involved there
now and I've talked about this before on the show,
But to me, the technology of keeping premature babies alive,

(37:44):
I think it's the most impressive stuff I've ever seen
in my life. Now, I've not gotten around a lot.
In fact, I've never even been to Dothan. I haven't.
I've never visited Dothan, even though I've been invited. But
you see rockets take off that go into space, and
satellites into space. You see all the stuff that Elon
Musk has done with rockets. You just see all the

(38:05):
different things that technology can do. Technology can build. You
can look at incredible structures that mankind has built, gigantic bridges,
skyscrapers that look like they're going all the way up
into the atmosphere. You know what I'm talking about. Mankind
can do a lot of things. But preserving these premature babies,

(38:31):
some of them are so tiny. I've seen them as
tiny as a twelve ounce can of coke, and then
keep them alive, to me, is the most amazing technical thing,
the most amazing technological feet of mankind is keeping these

(38:53):
babies alive the way they have that are born really premature.
Years and years ago, I got a chance to tour
USA Children's and Women's Hospital, and they back when we
used to do radiothons for them here at iHeartMedia in
Mobile and got to go into the neonatal intensive care unit.

(39:13):
I don't know that they would ever do a tour
like that anymore because of all the new laws that
have been passed about privacy, you know, hippo laws and
things like that. Plus we just went through the COVID thing.
But going that was I was way more impressed by
neonatal intensive care than sending Man to the Moon and back.

(39:37):
I'm serious. I'm not that's just hype. I'm serious about that.
It's amazing. So congratulations to that family that their premature
quadruplets have lived and are surviving and doing fine at
a year old. And also hats off to everybody involved
all around the world in neonatal intensive care. Just amazing,

(40:02):
amazing work they do. All right, let's see what else.
What other story can I share with you the radio listener.
Now that last story was from WBrC in Birmingham. I've
got one here from WSFA in Montgomery, another stepsister station
to Fox ten. This is a brief story clarifying the

(40:24):
Alabama attorney General's office wanting to clarify about the new
THHC laws that there are a lot of people in
Alabama that are that are looking for any substance they
can possibly imbibe, and so there are some im bibers
that may be listening that are interested in this. So

(40:45):
let's hear what is the clarification from the Attorney General
on the THCHC law that takes effect in the month
of July.

Speaker 13 (40:55):
Simply passed by the state legislature. The AG's office clarifies
the law all bands smokable hemp and high potency THHC
gummies starting July first. It defines a consumable hemp product
as a finished product that is intended for human or
animal consumption and that contains any part of the hemp
plant or anything derived from hemp. The law passed following

(41:19):
a surge in hemp and THHC product sales at convenience stores.
Possession or sale of the products could result in a
Class C felony.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Okay, So, so stuff that has been in right now
ain't a felony. We'll end up being a felony after
the first of July. So all of the mbibers, if
you're an Inbibery. You need to learn what it is.
Let's see, it would be a possession. It's not just
setting it. Possessing it could subject you to a Class

(41:50):
C felony. And this would be consumable HMP products. And
in that law it defines consumable hemp product as a
finished product that's intended for human or animal consumption. Now
animal consumption. I remember back when do you remember when

(42:12):
CBD suddenly came out on the market, All the different
CBD products that were springing up everywhere. It was brand
new CBD. They never talked about THC or hemp. It
was all about CBD this, CBD that. And somebody told
me I needed to buy CBD dog treats for my

(42:33):
dogs because I have one dog that's really excitable. And
I think I've told you this before that I gave
my dog one of these CBD like a milk bone,
a CBD milk bone biscuit, And about twenty minutes later,
I looked out my back door and the dog was
trying to climb a tree. Yeah, very good, very good. Anyway,

(42:58):
even the dog treats are gonna fall under this, all right, Look,
gonna take a time out and then more Uncle Henry's
Show after the break. Let's go ahead and take the break,

(43:22):
it says the Uncle Henry Show here on news Radio
seven ten WNTM. News headlines coming up in ten minutes.
Before we get to the news headlines, let me get
to a voicemailer two voicemail number two five one two
one six, nineteen seventy six. That's two five one two
one six, nineteen seventy six, to leave a message for

(43:46):
me and the Uncle Henry Show. Now, I believe I've
got a message here from Buford. Let's find out what
Buford is calling about.

Speaker 11 (43:56):
Anger Henry watching is ut on my TV and go
on between guns shooting videos and fry fish videos. Hey,
it is a filler that has this ginormous deep fire
in his backyard. The friar's chicken says, look, beat Tie,
is this chicket?

Speaker 9 (44:16):
Thoroughly love watching that feller.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Right now, I'm pausing there, so you YouTube, you for
watching YouTube and watching people fried chicken on YouTube and
also gun shooting videos. All right, Well, to each his own,
to each his own. I'm if I were to go

(44:38):
home and turn on YouTube every night, I probably I
don't know that I would ever watch any kind of
any other kind of television. I've reached a point of
my life. Yes, I've reached that point in my life
where they could stop making new TV shows and new movies,
and I could never live long enough to watch all

(45:01):
of the other trash that they've already put out there.
There's just so much trash out there, there'd be no
way to watch it. I don't why would I want
to watch something new when there's there's decades of old
trash I've never watched. I've never watched an episode of
Law and Order, never, And I don't know how many
years that's been on, and it's had spin offs and

(45:23):
all that kind of stuff. I've never watched any of
that garbage. Don't want to either, but you never. Who knows.
Maybe one day I'll be an invalid and they can
turn that on. They can put that on the TV,
and I'd have years of it to watch as I
fade away. Anyway, Okay, anyway, uh Buford watching people frying
chicken on YouTube as a form of entertainment. Back to

(45:48):
the voicemail chicken says, look.

Speaker 11 (45:50):
Beat tie this ticket. Thoroughly love watching that. Feller, but
Henry for some reason the algorithms put up the Magnum TI.
I don't know if this is you've been watching some
stuff on my YouTube. But anyway, Henry, I got to
thinking when I saw the Magnum pis you know with
Magnum PI, was he just a trust fund baby living

(46:13):
in that mansion? And how are you now?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I'm pausing there to reveal. And I know this may
be a shock revelation, Buford, but I don't know that
I've ever watched a full episode of Magnum PI. Yes,
I know it's Tom Sellick. He's supposed to be a
paragon of masculinity in our society, but I never watched it.

(46:39):
Back now, it came on, if I remember correctly, the
years that it came on, I wanted to unwind after work,
and I instead of watching Magnum PI, I would watch comedies,
and I think the I think the first year Magnum

(47:01):
p I was on, they were running Barney Miller. I
think it was on against Barney Miller and TAXI. If
I were, but there were other things I was, but
I was not a Magnum guy. I cannot answer your
Magnum questions.

Speaker 11 (47:16):
Living in that mansion in how waya was it Higgins
did own it? Or was Higgins magnum t I's been
a factour's man servant. But I'll tell you this about Higgins, Henry.
I didn't realize that when I was a younger young,
but Higgins was a sure enough bad a word as

(47:37):
to do the slang term. Henry Higgins was slitting throats
and breaking hearts all through World War Two.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
All right, now, I might have to go watch some
old magnum p. I.

Speaker 11 (47:48):
I mean, he was a sure enough bad mammer jammer.
I bet you his body count in both violence and
the other body count was mighty high. Wow, Henry, here's
a solution. If I have I was wearing a hat,
I would I would tip my hat to Higgins. Anyway, Henry,

(48:10):
you have a good day.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Well now you've I never expected a voicemail would have
me curious about the old magnum p. I. Now they
made a new one. They remade it beautford. Have you
watched any of those? Have they have? They have? They do?
They hold up? I know they made a they did

(48:34):
a remake of Hawaii five. Oh that was on for years.
I never watched. I never watched a single episode of
the remake of Hawaii five Oh, because I thought, why
would I do that? I watched the old ones? How
could they improve upon Jack Lord? But anyway, Beautiford, thank
you Beauford. I appreciate very much your uh your you're

(48:56):
asking me the questions I wish I had good answers
about the origins of Magnum and whose mansion it was
and all that kind of stuff. I did not realize
there was a character like Higgins on the show that
I might find entertaining or admirable. All right, out of
time for this edition of The Uncle Henry Show. And

(49:19):
if you are going on YouTube, as I always tell you,
almost all the episodes of Beverly Hillbillies are available on YouTube,
and they still hold up magnificently today. All Right, thank
you for listening. I appreciate it very very much. You
can find previous episodes of The Elk Hindary Show as
a podcast on the iHeartRadio app or at NewsRadio seven

(49:43):
ten dot com. So thank you very much for listening
to The Unkle Henry Show. As they say in Sarahland,
have a good one, and as they say in Theodore,
take it easy.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
All write later.