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Speaker 1 (00:16):
This is the Uncle Henry Show here on news Radio
seven ten WNTM. Thank you for listening to the Unklendraw Show.
I appreciate it very very much. Now, in this half
hour of show, I'm gonna get to some voicemail messages
from listeners and perhaps a news item or two. Let
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me start with Let me start with a voicemail message here,
voicemail number two five one two one six, nineteen seventy six.
That's two five one two one six, nineteen seventy six.
This is a message that came in this morning from
the snake trapper out his morning commute. Let's listen together
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to whatever it is the snake trapper is bringing to us.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Hey, over Hendry, snake trapper. Yes, hey man, on my
commute into work this morning, over Henry. Somebody give me
the finger.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
They get they flipped you off. Now, see this is
in this disgusting. It's disgusting. Now when you when you're
the listener, when you're flipping somebody off, and when you're
giving somebody the finger, what's going through your mind? Is this?
Is it? Did you learn this from your parents who
taught you to do this? Would you would you be
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embarrassed for your friends and family to see you doing it.
What about your mom and your daddy and your grandparents
would the entire family Would they be proud of you
for flipping somebody off or would they be embarrassed? You know,
if my parents saw me flip somebody off, they would
have knocked me out. They would have all right, But
back to the store, Back to this voicemail, somebody flipping
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off the snake trapper, Henry.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm coming down Ziggler Boulevard and there is a eighteen
wheeler in the left lane going slow. So I turned
my blinker on merged over to go around it, and
before our cleared the eighteen wheeler, this car come flying
up behind me over Henry, probably doing about seventy five
eighty miles an hour. So I merged on back.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
In front of eighteen wheelers, got to the light at
University to go left, and sure enough, over Henry, the
car pulls up beside me gives me the finger, So
I cracked the window over Henry.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
In this time, no now cracking the window, no snake
trapper in modern times.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It was Mobile City Council and Ben Reynolds earlier this
week made the announcement that we should not assume civility.
We should not assume that anybody's going to be civil.
You need to be very careful somebody, somebody that flips
you off, they might be willing to pull out a
firearm or something. You cracked the window, and then.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What happened beside me gives me the finger. So I
cracked the wind, Uncle Henry. And this about a sixty
five year old woman, Uncle Hendry, what and man? I
don't know what triggered her, but she was upset. She
wanted to know where I got my fing driver's license from,
Uncle Henry, and I just politely said why a mark.
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Well that didn't sit well whether Uncle Henry. She told me.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
She said, well, you need to go back and get
your fing money back.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh my lord, I told her.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I said they were free, Uncle Henry. I don't know.
The lady was looking for conversation, but she.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Was looking for conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Don't find it with me.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
So I just told her to have a good morning.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And I went on and turned left. But my goodness,
Uncle Henry. My advice to people out there, when you're
seeing an idiot out on the road with road rage,
just give them plenty of room, and if they happened
to make conversation or get your attention, just be polite,
smile at them. This woman, I do believe is she
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would have had a gun. She probably would have shot me.
Lord man, people calm down.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I mean, it ain't worth it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Over Henry. If woman needs a value or something.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I ain't. Look, I'm nervous just listening to.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Your voicemail, and she was just I mean, you would have.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't necessarily want a pill or anything, but well,
instead of a value, maybe a Reese's peanut, butter cup
or something would help me.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh she had been sent on bar or something. The
way she was acting sixty five years old, I'm surprised
somebody done knocked her in the head. Being an idiot
like that. I know one she don't come across the
wrong person.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
And that would not be good.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
But lady, if you listen to the Uncle Henry show
and he plays his voice message people like the feeble
and quit talking like a sinful sailor. Okayen rain't heard
that batter foul language since nineteen eighty two on Richard
Pryor's Live on the sunsetstrip. I mean she would have
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made Richard Pryor bleus Lord.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Would have made you know, I'm gonna remember that would
have made Richard Pryor blush, that would I'm gonna remember
that one. I think I can use that in the future.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Pet Her mouth washed that one some sober friends. I
hope she calms down before she has a heart attack.
You have a good day, my friend.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Right well, snake trapper, you have you have a nice attitude.
I guess about being somebody giving you the finger, flipping
you off, shooting the bird, which is what they back
in the nineteen seventies. Many people refer to it as
shooting the bird, which is not fair to birds. I
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don't believe it's fair to birds to associate a simple
and wonderful bird, beautiful bird, with such foul hand gestures.
But that is uh staate trepper, thank you for telling
the story. On voicemail, it says Ben Reynolds said to us,
we cannot assume civility anymore in our society. It's just
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a terrible thing. We cannot assume civility even when you're
trying to drive to work. Again. The voicemail number two
five one two one six nineteen seventy six. That's two
five one two one six, nineteen seventy six to leave
a message for the Uncle Henry show. Now, let's say
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I think I've got time for another message before I
go into a break for trafficking weather and words from
her magnificent sponsors. I believe this is from the Alabama
bush Hog.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, I'll go Henry Alabama bushoger again. I just want
to talk to you about something I saw.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
In the news. Some actor or model, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
She's from New York, I don't know. She's in California.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You know how crazy they.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Are there and up there.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Anyway, she's getting in a bath and she's.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Plucking herself up in the bathtub, I mean, you know,
washing her the whole body and everything in the bathtub,
and she's gonna get out of it, dry herself off,
save the bath water, and make soup out of it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
And you believe that people are buying this methus.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I mean, all right, wait now, so you're saying that
there's some famous woman that is taking a bath and
then keeping the bathwater and turning the bathwater into soap.
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
He's gonna use some dirty bathwaters.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It don't make and he sends it on to me.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Hold on, he got me thinking maybe I should get
in on that and do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Hey, as long as they don't.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
All right, look people are see Ben Reynolds was talking
about the assumption of civility. We should not assume civility anymore.
We should not assume that people are demon free. This
sounds like a demon possessed person or somebody that's highly
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influenced by Lucifer. If they if they're doing some type
of bathwater thing, I don't even want to This is sick,
is what it is. All right, on that note, let's
cleanse the mental palette with some trafficing weather and words
from our sponsors, and then I'll be back after the break.
Let's take the break.