Uncle Henry Show 9.14.2023

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Episode Transcript

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Weekday afternoons from five till seven.What is happening here? God, almightey,
what is happening to this country?What is happening to a country?

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What's happening to my country? Youknow, I don't know what's gonna happen.
How are we gonna I don't knowif America is going to survive.
This country is whacked out right now. Everything but yeah, look at the
state of the country. Oh,because this country is is whacked out right

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now. This is insanity. Thesepeople are insane in the membrane. They
are They're insane in the membrane.It's affected my own membrane. I'm still
trying to find some type of ointment, some type of ointment or save for

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the membrane. Uncle Henry Show,News Radio seven ten WNTM. I very
much appreciate you listening to the UncleHenry Show on news Radio seven ten WNTM
or on the iHeart Radio app.If you would like to jump in on
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com. Numerous. Of course,we have numerous things to talk about on
the Uncle Henry Show. Before Idive into various and sundry news headlines.
In my own thoughts, I justwant to thank the security guard at the

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Greers on Dolphin Street, Dolphin nearI sixty five. I went in there
around one o'clock this afternoon, andactually it was around two, about two
fifteen, and the security guard toldme that he just admired the way I
was dressed. He said, sir, you look really professional today, nice

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looking clothes, and I just wantI want to thank the security guard at
Greers on Dolphin Street for complimenting myclothing. Thank you, sir. It's
those minor bits of authentic praise,those minor bits of authentic compliment that can
help each other. It's just awonderful thing you can do if you can

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offer a sincere compliment to someone outmaybe you see somebody that's dressed nice lives.
As long as as long as you'renot a male complimenting a female,
everything will be okay. All right, Where were we? All right?
News items? Yes, we havea lot to get into on the national
level, a lot to be saidtoday that there's been some type of charge

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arge for Hunter Biden. There's anillegal gun charge been lodged against Hunter Biden.
For those that are excited about this, let me caution you not to
get excited. Do not do notget excited about this. This doesn't mean
a thing the Hunter Biden has beencharged with was some type of gun thing.
I guarantee you he will be Hewill be treated less harshly than No

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dine On. You may remember aguy named No dine They had gun charge
and they ended up sending him tolike federal prison for a couple of years.
They will not treat Hunter Biden asharshly as they treated that guy.
Just remember that. Don't get excitednow. State level, I've been seeing

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these news stories about parents in thestate concerned about books in their children's schools
and their children's libraries. And Ido understand that if I were raising a
child right now, I would wantto make sure that when my child went
into the library that they would notbe able to pick up a book that

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had descriptions of blank in it.I wouldn't want any I don't want the
children of Alabama to go to thelibrary and check out a book and the
book is like Hustler magazine or something. That's what parents. Parents want to

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prevent their children from accidentally getting ahold of something like Hustler magazine. But
there's a big fight over this.Let's see. The last story I saw
on Fox ten's website is that theis that yesterday the Alabama Public Library Service
Board voted to create a new policyand they what they're gonna do is compile

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a list of books that are believedto be unsuitable for children based on forms
that parents submit, and the LibraryService will give that list to the libraries.
Now, I don't know if thismeans any book will actually be taken
off a shelf, all right,It just sounds it sounds like something to

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make you feel better that if youwere worried about something, that you could
go fill out a form and thenmaybe feel better about it. But a
list, there may be a listnow the Alabama Public Library Service Board,

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one of the board members says thatboard actually doesn't determine any of the books
that do go into libraries. Soif I were on that board, I
would have said Hey, we can'tdo anything about this. Can we just
go to lunch or something? That'swhat I would have said, not since
since this service board apparently has noauthority to do anything about it, then

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why are they going to try todo something about it? But anyway,
I'm very curious how this is goingto work now, because you will you
will be able to fill out aform that you can submit about books you
don't like. Now, I cansee this being widely abused in the state.
For example, the people that dowant a lot of pornographic stuff in

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in the schools, they just mightthey might just sit around and fill out
forms all day just to kind ofgum up the works. So I really,
really, uh, this will bean educational time for Alabama to see
all the different books that might endup on this list. This might be
an impressive list if we're If wewere to ask all the parents of the

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state to compile lists of books thatthey don't want their kids to read,
it's good. This is all Theymight have to hire people just to read
the forms. Anyway, I'm Iguess I need to go visital library.
I haven't been to one in many, many years, and I'd read more

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than I've ever read in my life, but it all comes off of an
of a of a tablet. Youmay have heard of these computer electronic tablets
the people read on. I've donemost of my reading on these internet tablets

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and laptops and even my phone,not as much on the book. So
I don't really know what I wouldencounter if I went into the modern day
library. They still have books.I'm guessing since people are mad that their
child might get the wrong one.I'm very I'm excited, I guess I'm

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I'm feeling happy about this because librariesstill exist and people still go to them.
I'm just curious about what they're goingto them. Four Are people really
going in there and checking out books? Last time I went to the library,
I remember seeing people sitting around,not doing a lot of reading,
and it occurred to me that theyjust wanted somewhere to sit. If you

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opened a building next to the librarythat had no books in it, and
it was just like, hey,free chairs to sit on with their conditioning,
which building would have more action init? Again, no offense to
libraries. I spent a lot oftime in libraries as a child. I
grew up when books were one ofour one of our major forms of entertainment.

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Anyway, Look, there's a lotmore important stuff to talk about.
I can't promise I'll get any ofthat, but I'll get to other things
as we continue here on News Radioseven ten WNTM, The Uncle Henry Show,

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Uncle An Uncle Amory Show, NewsRadio seven ten w nt M.
But it's five twenty. We havenews headlines coming your way in ten minutes
on the Uncle Embery Show from Boxtens By ring Day and also Box Radio

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National News. If you'd like tobring something up to the show, you
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before I get into news items here, I did have I want to get
a question answered. I had aquestion phoned in earlier this week from longtime
caller Beauford. Beauford put this questionout. I think he was asking it
of LD. It had to dowith roadkill. I know roadkill a very
popular topic and mobile talk radio formany many years, especially on the Uncle

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Henry Show. Here's a here's aBuford question about roadkill. He there says
Henry tarbners of friends of mine,about how many types of aminals we have
run over in our years of driving. Henry, the reason why we were

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talking about that is we all drivea vehicle in our jobs. And Henry,
I've always had a job where Ihad to drive some sort of company
vehicle. Right, thirty years,Henry is working every job I ever had,
with probably the exception of one thatI can think of it I was

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issued and had to drive a companyvehicle. Right. I'm pausing it there
just to say, Buford, ifyou're listening, Beauford, leave as leave
another message and tell us did youenjoy for thirty years? You did it
for thirty years. Did you enjoydriving around to and fro in company vehicles

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during your work day? Did youfeel the freedom? Did you feel free
the freedom of the road. Oftenencounter people that say I could never work
in I could never work a deskjob. I just could never do it
sitting in a desk. I needto be free. What did you feel
free when you're driving around? Didyou feel freedom or did you drive around

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wishing you could sit at some deskplaying solitaire on a on a desktop computer.
All right, back to the message, A lot of miles on the
road, Henry, I wouldn't knowprucker or nothing as all in mobile.
But Henry had up to say thearmor dealer was the animal that I had
run over the most. But hegot me to think him. I'd like

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to ask LD, as many milesas he's logged as a professional trucker pritter,
has it been that he has runover the most in his trucking career?
Anyway, Henry just a thought,yeah, I will have a good
day. Thank you, Yes,be for not understand this is the kind

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of thing that men think about.That's true. Men men wonder these things
as we go about our daily business. We think about, do you know,
how can I make more money?What am I going to do about
that person on the job that isblocking my rise in the company? And
what animals have I run over?I wonder what I've run over the most?

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Those are the kind of things wethink about it and then I wonder
what he ran over? Well,LD heard that call from earlier in the
week, and LD has called inthis professional trucker response. It is a
national thank a trucker week. Idid not make that up. It's a
real week national make it's well ifI can't remember what the official name of

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the week is, but you're supposedto. You're supposed to think a trucker
this week for all the wonderful thingsthat truckers do other than run over animals.
Here is LD's answer to the animalthat he is most frequently run over
in his truck driving career. Andthe answer is not an armadillo. Hey,

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Uncle Henry LD, y'all are talkingabout what animal does a truck driver
run over the most. I don'tknow about other truck drivers, but I
pay a very close attention in whatI'm doing out here, and the number
one animal I run over is rats. There are more rats crossing this interstate.
And now are they crossing the interstateto get in drive through windows of

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fast food restaurants. I'm just curious, is that? What are they trying
to find the nearest fast food restaurantsso they can sit up in the drive
through? Just curious. You shakea stick at especially three to five miles
past every exit, you'll have aray of rats running across the road.
Three to five miles pass the exits. Now, see this is a again,

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think a trucker. This is thekind of trivia that an ordinary human
being may not be able to ascertainfor us. But the professional trucker knows
three to four miles pass the exit. Why why do we see rats three
or four miles past the exit?Three to five miles past every exit,

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you'll have a ray of rats runningacross the road, because that's where people
start throwing their chicken bones out theirrestaurant bags and whatnot. Okay, all
right, So the drivers, atleast in the South where LD drives,
they don't care to keep their trashin their vehicle to dispose of and a

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trash receptacle somewhere near civilization. No, Instead, they use the great outdoors
as their big giant trash can.And they probably think to themselves, Hey,
these chicken bones I'm throwing out ofthe vehicle, they're biodegradable, and
who knows there might be a hungryrat out there. By the way.

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I think I've told this on theair before, but I remember talking to
a guy that worked very closely withthe late Senator Howell Heflin. You may
remember the late Senator Howell Heflin.He served the state of Alabama and got

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a lot of attention because he wasvery large and sounded kind of like Foghorn.
Leghorn and a guy that worked veryclosely with him in his office said
that they would visit Alabama and talkto constituents and drive the interstate and that
they would stop and get a bucketof KFC Fried chicken, and that Senator

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Heflin would sit in the passenger seatand would eat fried chicken and throw He
would finish a piece of chicken andthen throw the bones out the window and
then continue eating until the bucket wasgone. All right, so maybe see
Lde, maybe there was some politicianeating those chicken bones. Anyway, back

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to LD's answer about rats running overrats, every exit, you'll have a
array of rats running across the road, because that's where people start throwing their
chicken bones out there, their restaurantbags and whatnot. So yeah, rats,
it's uh. I don't know ifI'll run them over and kill them,
but I know they've run across thatinterstate. They gotta diet eighteen wheels,

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all right, l D. Thankyou Thank a Truck or week it
is national Thank a Truck or week. Thank a trucker if you can find
one to thank, by the way, if you don't, if you don't
remember what haw heflin sounded like oneof these groups the ambassadors from Gaden called

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the Gadsden Ambassadors. Uncle Henry showednews radio seven ten w NTM. It

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Now there would say there was apoll of Americans done by US News
and World Report, which I can'tremember the last time I've ever read one,
but they still exist. And USNews and World Report did a poll
and they asked American citizens. Allegedly, they asked American citizens what is the

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best country in the world? Thatwas the question, American citizen, what
is the best country in the world? Now, the reason I'm bringing this
poll up to you, I don'ttalk a lot about polls. You don't.
You don't usually hear me talk aboutpresidential polls. All that kind of
stuff. But I feel like Iwant to mention this one to you because

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they asked the American people what's thebest country in the world, and the
United States of America did not comein first. We didn't come in first
in this poll. They asked Americanswhat is the best country in the world,
and we didn't yet, United Statesdidn't come in first. Now,

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I know we've got a lot ofproblems. There's a lot I'm very worried
about in our country. I'm veryworried. I'm very worried about many things
going on in the country. I'mvery, very disgusted by a lot of
stuff that my government does. Infact, over half of the stuff or
more that the government does disgusted by. Yes, in fact, of the

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one emoji that I would I woulduse the throwing up emoji. Even though
I can't stand emojis, I wouldstill use it in describing some of the
government behavior that I've witnessed. ButI would still if somebody, if some
Sleeves Bank from US News called andasked me the question, what's the best

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country in the world, I'd sayUS United States of America. My country
tis of thee God bless America row, Ti'd row United States of America,
that would be my answer. Wedidn't. We didn't come in first.

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According to the poll, ask peoplewho's what's the best country in the world.
The number one answer was the UnitedKingdom. Now, why would anybody
say that? Why would anybody saythat what's over there that we want?
The king and all that stuff?We don't like that. Why would they

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say United Kingdom? I've never hearda good word about their food. Do
you think there's anything in the UnitedKingdom that tastes as good as kinneka sausage?
The answer is no. Even thoughI've not been over there and tasted
everything, I already know the answerno. And yeah, I mean it's

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fun to listen to them talk becausethey got the accents, and it's fun
to hear him talk. But thatdoesn't mean I want to live there.
United Kingdom. What's come on?They don't even play They don't even play
football the way it ought to beplayed, with tackling and and long passes

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and stuff like that. Get thattight end to knock that guy down and
then catch the pass. We don'tlook, they don't look. Come on,
United Kingdom? What is wrong?What is what has happened? Who
are these people that answered the polland said United Kingdom the number two.

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We weren't even number two on thelist. We came in third. The
number two country, allegedly the bestcountry in the world in this survey is
New Zealand. Now, how manypeople in the country. They should have
asked, Okay is New Zealand?Where is it on a map? One

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of the rules should have been,you should you should have to find the
country. If you're gonna say it'sthe best one in the world, can
you find it on a map?What's good? Look? I know it's
pretty in New Zealand, but whatelse? They don't have it? What
do they have anything going on forthem? Do? They don't have anything
approaching SEC football in New Zealand?They have beautiful scenery and they haven't figured

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out how to make a football fieldout of it. What's a con United
Kingdom and New Zealand outranked the USAin this stupid poem. Look. I
bring this up to tell you,the listener, please talk to your children,
explain to them, teach them.Yes, there's a lot we need

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to improve on in this country.There's a long list of things. There's
a long list of things we needto do better on in this country.
There's a lot of things broken andmessed up and all that kind of stuff
in our country. But there's noway that United Kingdom is better or New
Zealand. What's the matter. Comeon, they don't have any They don't

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have any of this stuff we gotover there. All right, let me
go to the phones. Hello,calor ld the mad trucker. There is
a couple of things that they havethat we don't, and that is thin
women. The women over New Zealand. I've been there before and they are
remarkably thin. And the women theUnunited States are usually overweight, over beef

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and hideous to look at. Imean, all you've got to do is
go home tonight, look at yourmother and under Hey, you don't ever
talk about looking at my mother.You're sick, only a pervert. What
call a radio show or say toanyone, go look at your mother.
That's sick. Listener, I apologizeyou had to hear this. I'm so

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sorry you had to hear that call. Again. I don't have a call
screener. All the budget we usedto have a call screener, but all
the we hired. We had tohire Randy Kennedy to run Sports Talk ninety
nine five and do his sports stuffover there, and all the budget for
all that went over to him.And so I don't I've got a host,
I've got to take calls without anet here and that kind of perverted,

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kind of perverted stuff. Don't ever, don't anybody ever call up here
and say you need to go lookat your mama for any reason. It's
sick and calling in here and you'retalking about the women of this country,
saying that are the women of thiscountry aren't good looking? I think didn't
our country invent our country invented?Well, I don't. I don't want

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to get into this. I don'twant to look at people in modern times.
I'm not allowed to talk about thebeauty of women on the radio because
society now believes that that men shouldkeep their mouth shut. You've got to
your your your look. This isthe country that spawned Dolly Pardon. Hear

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what I'm saying, This country,this is the Dolly Pardon didn't come from
the United Kingdom. You tell me, Twiggy, Twiggy came from the United
Kingdom. You think that you're gonnatell me Twiggy is your Twiggy is your
cup of tea? Versus Dolly Parton? What about Linda Carter, wonder woman?

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Do you remember Linda Carter? No, there's no offense to the women
of Great Britain. But is therea female and Great Britain that doesn't look
at Linda Carter with great jealousy andadmiration mixture? Raquel welch? Do I
need to go down the list?What's happened? What's happened? There's a

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pole they take a poll asking peoplewhat's the best country in the world Americans,
and Americans don't pick the United States. And then I get a phone
call saying that the women are prettierin Great Britain. What's wrong? Whatever's
going on in this country, whatever's going on in this country needs to
We need to put an end toit, whatever it is. I don't

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know, if we I don't know. There needs to be some type of
national revival. There need to betent revivals about every one square mile in
the country. I don't know howpossible that would be, but that's what
we need. We need tent revivalsall over the country because this this it
seems like the entire country. Needwe need some type of mass exorcism of

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the entire country. I will,Yeah, there's more show. I'll be
right back after the break, butI'm very disappointed. Uncle Henry Show News

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Radio seven ten WNTM. It's fivefifty news headlines coming your way in ten
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com. Hello, Color, that'sher. You know you left off one
of the great all time great lookingwomen from America, Please Donald, Donald
Douglas, the great Ellie make Clampett. Oh my lord, how did I
forget her? Sir? Exactly?K's picture right now bout seem pond right

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now. Look, And she waswholesome, she was healthy, she was
kind to animals, she was willingto No man could mess with her because
she could beat him all up.She was a magnificent woman. And didn't
she date Elvis a while too?In real life? That I don't know.
I have no idea. What otherquestions do you have? You're talking

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about sena to hethan while ago.And yes, I can remember when I
when I got to vote the firsttime he was on the ballot, And
of course you represent the state verywell. Do you have the clip of
him reading about the old flag?Yes, I absolutely do. I played
every day on Flag Day. Yeah. Oh good, good, good good.
Everybody needs a good lesson on that. All right, well, thanks,

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you come up. Do you wantto hear a little bit of it?
Oh? Sure, it's always goodto hear the sentator. All right,
well I'll play a little bit ofit. Thank you for your phone
call, sir. There he goesDonna Douglas. I'm about American women versus
and again, if you're a ladylistener, I did not intend to object
deify women when I started the programtoday. But it was ld the mad

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trucker that called in and said somethingperverted about my mother and also made the
claim that British woman women were waysuperior to American women, and I was
just thrown out some examples of howAmerica leads the world when it comes to
women folk, the example of DonnaDouglas's outstanding along with Linda Carter. Who

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else did I mention Dolly parton.You might even throw in a saner version
of Farrah Fawcett. In fact,all of the angels were fine examples of
womanhood. All right, let's seethe man wanted to hear some how heflin,
I don't want to play the wholeflag poem. Here's a little bit

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of how heflin reading the grand oldflag fell at the Alamore beside the Texas
flag. But she waved on throughthe south wind, blew hard on that
ragged old flag on flanders Field.In World War One, she got a
big hole from a burp gun.She turned blood red. In World War

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two, she hung limp and low. At time or two, she was
in career in Vietnam. She wentwhere she was sent by her uncle Sam.
She's been dishonored, denied, burned, and refused. Yes, she's
growing fredbare and she's wearing thin.But she's in good shape for the shape
she's in. Yes, Indeed,hal heflin the southern accent, the one

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that, even though a lot ofthe politicians in Alabama really disappoint me and
also enraged me, I do loveit when one of'em pomps up and
has a Hefflin esque a Hefflin esque, a foghorn leghorn type of accent,
so that you heard hal Heflin Youremember foghorn leghorn. Chee doo doo doo

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doo doo do stop, I saidto stop, I said, hold on
there, boy said, I say, what are those redden yellow pills you
got there? Yeah, it's ananti drug public service announcement because if you're
trying to stop children from taking drugs, all the children relate to foghorn leghorn
now and one other great quick Southernaccent, the Jim Folsom Junior. Jim

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Folsom Junior my favorite political commercial ofall time. I have two Greek kids,
three dogs for shotguns. Two kids, three dogs, four shotguns.
I have two great kids, threedogs for shotguns. I go to church
every Sunday and never have played tennisat the Mountain Brook Club. I'd rather

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be honey, all right, church, He didn't go to church. He
goes to church. M all right. Anyway. That kind of called me
down. I was really upset inthe previous segment. But this man just
by bringing HeLa sir, I don'tknow if you're a counselor maybe you're a
counselor in life. Sir, you'vehelped me. Thank you whoever you are,
anonymous caller, You've brought me backto where I'll be able to move

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forward now with the rest of theshow, not wanting to rip the room
apart and destroy objects in the room. Thank you for that caller. All
right, just about out of timefor this hour. There is more to
come on The Uncle Henry Show.We have some wonderful things to get into

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in the next hour, including somesnake trapper on the Mexican UFO story that
is coming up in the next hourof The Uncle Henry Show. If you'd
like to listen back to previous episodesof the program, you can find them
at NewsRadio seven ten dot com oron the iHeart Radio app. Thank you

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for listening to The Uncle Henry Show. What is happening two back Country?

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But yeah, look at the stateof the country. Oh, because this
country is is whacked out right now. These people are battrep free up Henry.
Yes they are. Yes, they'reout on the road. I look,
Uncle Henry Show, News Radio seventen, w nt M. I

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thank you for listening here on wnt M yesterday on the Uncle Henry Shaw
I think it was yesterday caller SnakeTrapper made an offer to long time caller
Al, offering to take Al fishing. I believe this was an attempt.

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I believe this was a sincere offerto reach out someone on the political right,
reaching out to someone on the politicalfar left, trying to find some
common ground in the fishing experience.And Al heard this, and snake Trapper,
if you're listening, AL has ananswer to your invitation. So let's

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listen. Here is long time uncleHenry show caller Al with his answer.
And I heard the snake trappers provideme to go fishing or newly for catfish.
I'm maybe Hilton about doing that.Henry a snake trapp to say.

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If I sneak my hand in thereand a rally was in there, he
bait me on the arm. Ibelieve snake Trapper would take his knife and
cut a hold and suck the pawsand I but if that and saved my
life, well, if that rightrally bite me on my backside, a
snake trapper let me die because hedid not go cut and suck the blood

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from back there. Okay, that'sprobably why I wouldn't go with him.
All right, well, snake trapper, look, by the way, I'll
get back to Al's call, becausehe has actually a commentary on a local
local news story. But snake trapper, that's the answer that. Now,
snake trapper, perhaps if you couldprovide an affidavit stating that you would be

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willing to remove the poison from Al, no matter where the snake bit,
maybe you can get him on thatfishing trip. Now understand that medical authorities
say you're not supposed to cut thewound and try to suck something out venom,
of course, but that's what we'veall been taught in the old cowboy

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movies. So anyway, snake trapper, give that some thought on how you
would deal with a wound to Al. If you can provide maybe there's a
different technique that you can tell usabout and that will provide Al with the
peace of mind he needs to enjoya fishing trip with you. All right,
Now, Al did have a commenton a local news item. You

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may have paid attention to this yourself, where we've learned that now a couple
of people that were working at theMetro jail locally in trouble for allegedly dealing
drugs or something like that in thejail. And there was I think an

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explanation a week or two ago wheresome expert was on the news explaining how
jail guards can more money as drugdealers in a jail than an actual guard
in a jail. But he'll bekilled by these uh he beginner wrested at
the Metro Jail the employees for bringingin drugs because it's been three or four

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deaths there, and the self departmentgonna try to put somebody on the out
only live them so they won't haveto pay no selment. You'll see what
I'm saying. They're gonna try toput some of them employees out on a
live by their dog, gonna sellto try to keep from paying settlements to
the families of the people that diedthere. Okay, I know that might

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sound sitting to you, hen,but watch and see what happened. Bye
bye, Okay. I'll thank youvery much for that. And I don't
know a lot about it other thanwhat I've seen on the news, So
I will wait. I will watchand wait and see what happens again.
If you'd like to leave a messageyou the list of two, five,

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one, seven, zero six bulltwo five one seven zero six two eight
five five is the telephone number.Now, speaking of the Snake Trapper,
the snake Trapper did call in aboutthe Mexican UFO story. Yesterday many of
us awakened two tales of alleged mummiesof aliens from outer space being showed off

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at some Mexican congressional hearing, whichin everybody that's seen the pictures instinctively know
that it's a big hoax. Buthere we go. Here is the snake
Trapper. Hey, I'm Henry snakeTrapper. Hey, man, I've seen
where the Mexican government come out andsaid we have aliens. We have two

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mummified bodies of aliens. Here theyare, and put them on display.
Uncle Henry, have you noticed thathow every time the Biden administrations is in
deep trouble about something, they breakstories that Shidney World news about aliens.
Remember a few years back it wasthe craft and now it's so bad they

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say, we actually have the aliens. Here they are. They only have
one bone in their arm. Thesealiens have only three fingers. Man,
I bet it was funny watching themflip the bird. But man, Uncle
Henry, it is a real bighoax, and I'll tell you why.

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Because this is supposed to be intelligentlife that has traveled three thousand light years
across the universe and didn't know howto land when they got here. Man,
what kind of plan is that also? Too? Uncle Henry, No,
I never thought of that. Ifa UFO does crash, what do

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they is it less some type ofgalactic DUI seriously, I mean you've made
an excellent point. They're they're smartenough to get all the way all the
way across the galaxy. Or maybethey've crossed multiple dimensions of space and time
but they can't figure out how tostick a landing, or maybe they run

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out of gas, maybe they maybethey can't find anywhere to plug in their
electric vehicle charger. All right,you wait, let me continue with Snake
Trapper. They've been mummified, yes, now, who mummified these bodies?
They've had them since two thousand andseventeen, and you know they mummified.

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I believe mummification as they pass this, but Leston World, do not file
for this hopes. I guarantee youthe Mexican government would not give anybody access
to these aliens because this O BigOld Hopes and H and I apologize for
interrupting you, Snake Trapper. Iwill un pause and listen to the rest

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of your message. But I sawthis story again today. I saw it
first. I saw it like sixo'clock in the morning yesterday. I saw
it again this morning on the morningnews, and I got a big kick
out of it because the news anchorslocally, Eric Reynolds and Sarah Wall,

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they were trying to present it asa real news story, but they both
could barely get through it without laughingbecause you look at the picture and you
know it's a hoax. Now,if they were to present us with like
a blob, an unidentifiable blob ofsomething, there might be a small percentage
of people in the world that mightthink it were true if it were an

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unidentifiable blob or something, but theymade it look like et anyway out of
time for this segment of the show, I'm going to find out what is
the rest of what Snake Trapper wastalking about and get into other stuff that's
coming up next and the next segmenthere on news radio seven ten w nt
M, The Uncle Henry Show.Uncle Henry Show, News Radio seven ten

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w nt M. We have newsheadlines coming your way in about ten minutes
here on WNTM. Before we getthere, let me finish this voicemail from
Snake Trapper. If you just tunedin in the last segment of the show,
I had a lengthy voicemail from theSnake Trapper about the Mexican UFO congressional
hearing we had this. I don'tI don't even know how to describe them.

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I guess I should call them hoaxters, if that's a word. That
presented two alleged mummified alien bodies toa Mexican congressional hearing this week and most
of the world has been laughing atit. Snake Trappers cautioning you in the
voicemail to not believe that these arereal aliens. Let me jump back in

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in his voicemail, and you knowthey mummified. I believe mummification as they
tas us us, but lesson world, do not file for this hoax.
I guarantee you the Mexican government willnot give anybody access to these aliens because
this a big old hoax. Andalso then they said one of'em had

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eggs in he had three eggs,So I guess they give a bird like
chickens off, then they get perchup on a rod or something, lay
eggs, and then what did theydo have to set on them for?
You know, nine ten weeks?Man, it's a big old hoax over
hen I encourage the world to makefun of the Mexican government over this big

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hoax. We know they ain't nothingbut a bunch of drug cartels running their
country. Man, and you knowit's a hoax. Don't fall forward,
American people make fun of it.I'd like to see little artworks coming on
how they flipped a bird or howthey lay their eggs. Come on,

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man, travel three hundred lie yearsand didn't know how to lay it?
Man, that's like, oh,that's like getting bit in the airplane.
Can you imagine the right brothers?The first thing A figures is when they
got that dinging up there, howthey were gonna get it down? A
bunch of idiots southing Henry, I'mjust having fun with his brother. You

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take care. I will thank youSnake Trapper for your voicemail. And today,
if you missed it among all theother weird news, NASA released a
thirty six page report from there it'stheir Unidentified Anomalous phenomena Independent Steady Team.

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They released a thirty six page reportsang that there is no evidence that UFOs
are of extra terrestrial origin. Thereis no evidence that these things are of
extra terrestrial origin. Now believe itor not? I mean, and this

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is one of those situations where howthese days do you believe your government or
not? I don't. Yes,I'm struggling with this because we had alleged
whistleblowers claiming that the government does haveextraterrestrial craft and all this kind of stuff.

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I didn't know if I believe thator not. And now the government's
saying that no, there are thereare no no evidence of extraterrestrial stuff.
So which do I believe the whistleblower? Do I believe the government itself?
Or do I believe any of them? I don't know. Two five
one seven zero six bull is thenumber to leave me a message? Two

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five one seven zero six two eightfive five to leave a message? Four
the Uncle Henry's Show. Now,let me see if I can slip a
message in before we are out oftime. Let us turn to the Mad
Trucker. Hey, Uncle Henry,held you in regards that medical marijuana or
legalization of marijuana in California and allthat. You know, I've never been

(47:22):
for the gummies at all. Ithink that should have been out balls from
the very start. Discussing that youwould make a marijuana thing with gummies so
children could get their hands on it. It's insanity. I don't I don't
believe in that at all. Ialso don't believe that the federal government can

(47:42):
control it because I mean, it'sa weed. It could grow out in
the outdoors. So you know,I just decriminalize it, you know,
unless you get an accident. Youget an accident, then they catch you.
If you have a high concentration.You know that you d u y.
That's all there is to it.Same with alcohol, and they say
they can't figure out a way todo it. Oh yeah they can.

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I mean the guys go out ofthe eye. He's got marijuana in his
car, all right, he smellsof marijuana, arresting, sending the jail.
Same way with alcohol. I justI just hate to see so many
people get put in jail for somethingthat you know. It just it's everywhere,
man's everywhere you go. You smellit on every corner, go downtown
and you'll smell it everywhere you got. Sorry to interrupt you, ld,

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but yes, I remember talking aboutthis on the air when I was in
a Morti grawl parade. I guessit was last year. Was it last
year or early this year? Iremember it was earlier this year. I
remember it was a night parade.Powerful smell of it, and it was
half a downtown. I mean itwas really quite powerful. Now, not

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powerful enough that I felt any typeof effect from the from the intoxicating fumes,
but I'm still quite powerful. Togo to indie kind of football games,
they'll smell it. Just get it. I do it all the time,
right behind other vehicles. I cansmell it as they ask me because

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they're smoking it. But just youknow, if you get into an accident,
then you're under the influence. You'regoing to jail. That's just plain
and simple. Why I am notfor saying that people that get high should
have no repercussions from it. Nono, no, no alcohol and marijuana
and everything else. Can you getinto an accident and you smell like it,

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you look like your own it?Because the train, the trained officer
can tell if you're high. You'regoing to jail. All right. Look,
there's more to that message. Iwill return to that message in a
future program, perhaps tomorrow, becauseI know that you the listener, are
yearning to hear LD's thoughts on thedope. All right, out of time,

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Thank you for listening to the UncleHenry Show. Oh