Uncle Henry Show 9.5.2023

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Episode Transcript

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Till seven. I'm called in togive you several road tides, rude tide,
and there's road tide, road,road tide, rod rude tide,
road tide, road and rode tide. What is happening here? God Almighty,

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what is happening to this country?What is happening too? Got dry?
What's happening to my country? Youknow, I don't know what's gonna
happen. How are we gonna Idon't know if a mayor crick is going
to survive. This country is whackedout right now. Everything but yeah,

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look at the state of the country. Oh, because this country is is
whacked out right now. This isinsanity. These people are insane in the
membrane. Yes, yes, indeed, Uncle Henry Show, News Radio seven

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ten WNTM. Thank you so muchfor listening to the Uncle Henry Show.
If you'd like to call in,you can two five one four seven nine
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have all the terrible fall of Westerncivilization to watch and to talk about,

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but a little bit of temporary,minor relief over the weekend as the Alabama
Crimson Tide utterly destroyed Middle Tennessee State. What a blessing it was, had
the Alabama crime some Tide with theirtheir new starting quarterback, taking a team
and putting over fifty points on them. It's just a way. It's just
a wonderful thing. I know,we've got a lot bigger fish to fry,

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a lot more things going on inthe country, in the world that
we need to address, but mygoodness, it was great. Anytime Alabama
scores more than fifty, it's anice it's just a nice little bit of
stress release. And before I jumpinto any other topic, here's a quick
reaction to the game, which waswonderful. Rule Tide, Roll, Roll

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Tide, unc. I give itan a overall they look good. Yeah,
I know that wasn't a powerful teamwe was playing, but they're decent.
Yes, and I thought they Ithought they've done quite well. Yes.
Of course next week is going tobe the test, but tonight everyone

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performed very well. Now it getsreal. Roll Tide roll, mister roll
Tide roll. Thank you sixty sixyear old Chris for your voicemail about the
Alabama Crimson Tide telling us all lettingus all cautioning us that it gets real
from this point forward. Two fiveone four seven nine two seven two three

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is a telephone number to call.Hello Color, Happy to see to you,
Uncle Henry. David Wedlock, HappyTuesday to you two. What's on
your mind to day, Uncle Henry. I think this could have di or
elect. I mean the consequences becauseour legislator was two in apt to do

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what the court said do and nomatter whether you agree with the redistrict and
process, they did not do whatthe Supreme Court ordered them too, and
drawing these congressional maps while the courtsaid they're gonna appoint somebody to make the
congressional map now, and it couldhave devastating the court. It could possibly
you could have two Republicans now havingthe battle of that in the primary if

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they can bind the first and secondcongressional district and split Bobwin County, Uncle
Henry. And what's more appalling thanme is some of the legislators don't even
know who drew the map they werepushing. Some say it was the Solicitor
General who argued the case. ThatLiqueur Chris Springle says it was him.
Now unless legislators should have done theirhomework, Uncle Henry, and passed the

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map, and now a court hasto draw a map, Uncle Henry,
and I just think that what kindof map can we get? We don't
know that is true. Legislators didn'tdo their jobs. Now, David Whitlock,
let me pause you there, justto let the listener know. David's
talking about how we had three judgefederal panel today say that the Alabama legislature,

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when they were told by them theUS Supreme Court to redraw the congressional
map to go along with the VotingRights Act, that our legislature did not
draw the map properly as they shouldhave. And so now a special master
will be tapped to draw the newcongressional map, and then the state I'm

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sure we'll appeal back to the USSupreme Court. So we still have a
ways to go with this. Andyou say, David would like it's the
legislatures just didn't do their job properly. It was clear by the Supreme Court,
Uncle Henry, that they took afifty five percent voting, I mean
a black district made it the fiftyone percent and raised one to forty percent.

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Uncle Henry, this appeal will notThey will get shut down at the
Supreme Court again. Like I said, I don't agree with having to go
by the voting I think that theyshould get rid of the voting rights stuff,
Uncle Henry. But when we haveit, and we must respect court
rulings. And I don't think thelegislator didn't come close to what the Supreme
Court asked them to do. Doesn'tsound like it. But and Chris Pringle

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says they didn't even draw them back, Uncle Henry, that LaCour did the
Solicitor General. I mean, ourlegislators not only cost the taxpayers money there
in a special session, but nowwe didn't want Mobile and Baldwin County split.
But now it's at the seat ofthe mercy of the court. What
kind of congressional districts we get,Well, that's where we are. I

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don't know, Uncle, I don'tknow, Uncle Henry. I just think
it could have some consequences for ourfirst congressional district here if they get split
up. It could be who knows, maybe Mobile and Baldwin will be split.
Who knows. We'll all find out. Alabama thirty, Texas twenty three.

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You have a good great weak uncleHenry, and thank you very much
David Woodlock for your phone call.I just I don't know. I don't
know how Alabama arrived, how theAlabama Legislature arrived at its mamp. I've
I've started to ask different people ifthey could. Uh, I've reached an

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age where I think I can handlethe truth. I may not want to
hear it, but I think Ican handle it. So if somebody could
sit me down one day and justgive me a brief lesson on who really
runs the state, because I'm notI'm not exactly sure that the people we've
send up there actually really do runthe state. You know what I'm saying.
I just that's just it just occurredto me lately I wonder who's really

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who's who really is running the state? I just I'm curious. And uh,
this three judge panel, federal judges. They will now have a special
master draw the new districts. Now, what an interesting title you'd figure of
all the titles that we'd get ridof that one by now, now you

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know what I'm saying. I mean, in some in some parts of the
country, when houses go up forsale, they don't call the master bedroom
the master bedroom anymore, because thatsounds like there was a master in the
house or something. It's too oldfashioned and antebellum sounding, and so they
don't want they don't even want touse the phrase master bedroom. How do

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we have a special master drawing amap for the Voting Rights Act. They
need to come up with a differentname for the title. Take the word
master out of it. I don'tknow what it would be. Maybe a
pooh bah. I don't know whata pooh ba is, but it sounds
important. Maybe a pooh bah coulddraw it. Here we look, there's

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Email address Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia dotcom. That's Uncle Henry at iHeartMedia dot
com. Now, we already hada caller call in about the congressional districts
in Alabama. There's going to haveto be yet another congressional map drawn.

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Now, there was a story.Fox Ten's lead story at five o'clock today
is about cruising out of Mobile,Alabama on Carnival Cruise Lines. I know
that many people love cruising. Ithink a lot of people that naturally enjoy

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buffet dining make the transition to cruising. They just there's something about it.
They just love. And I knowthat you, you the listener, probably
love going on cruises, don't you. Well, I've got the story for
you. It's good news about CarnivalCruise Lines remaining in Mobile for a number
of years. I know that alot of businesses, especially the ones down

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near in downtown and near downtown,loved the idea of having the cruisers in
town for years to come. Hereis the story that Fox ten had on
Carnival stand Inmobile for several more years. Get tonight's top story. We are
just a month away from the returnof Carnival Cruise Lines departing from Mobile.

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The Carnival Spirits set to sale Octobersix, and this time Carnival Cruise Line
set to make a long term commitmentto Mobile are Brendon Kirby at the cruise
terminal with more Brendon. The citycouncil set to prove a brand new birthing
contract with Carnival. Right that's rightByron in Lenise, the administration submitting that
contract to the council today. Councilmembers set the vote on that next week.

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The City of Mobile getting ready toonce again host cruises, this time
on a bigger ship with longer itineries. The Mobile City Council on Tuesday approving
a contract to slap on a freshcoat of paint at the Mobile, Alabama
Cruise Terminal. Next week, councilmembers will vote on a birthing agreement that
runs five years with two one yearrenewal options. Joe Snowden, the city's

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executive director of Administrative Services, says, this is the biggest vote of confidence
Carnival has ever given Mobile. Thisis a five year agreement now before it
was a year to year, sothis is the first time that Carnival has
made a commitment to Mobile with thisfive year contract. Carnival relocated its previous
ship, the Ecstasy, in Octoberlast year. Mobile has been without a

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cruise ship since. Now the newerand larger Spirit will sail from October through
March. I'm sorry to pause thestory here, and I promised to let
you hear the rest of the story. But the names. The last one
was named Ecstasy. Now, itmay have been a wonderful ship, you
may have had wonderful memories made onit, but isn't there a drug named
then? What do we need?Then? And then the other one was

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named Spirit. That could I mean, that could be Holy Spirit, which
would be good, but then itcould also be occult. So I wish
I'd come up with different names forthese ships, like the Prudence or something.
Just something, just something a littlecalmer for the names. I'll think

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of something in a minute. Somethingsomething puritanical. Just yeah, just something
puritanical. So it doesn't sound ecstasywe're gonna get on the Ecstasy just sounds
a little sivious. I'm not sayingthat anything lascivious has ever happened on the
Ecstasy. I'm just saying it's ithas a ring of lasciviousness to it.

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A longer cruises up to twelve daysto more exciting destinations. Mobile based travel
agent Andrea Miller says bookings have beenstrong with very little availability in the fall.
As to whether Mobile will support longercruises, Miller points to ten days
sailings the Carnival occasionally scheduled in thepast. Those cruises sold out so fast,

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so Carnival got the message that Mobilecruisers wanted longer sailing two ports that
we hadn't just worn completely out overthe past years of cruising from Mobile.
David Clark, president and CEO VisitMobile is bullish on the future. He
says. Carnival executives recently told himthey're pleasantly surprised by the demand so far

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for Spirit. We've always told Carnival, give us a better ship with better
itineraries, and we will prove thatyou'll even have better demand. And that's
exactly what's happening in this case.I'm sorry, I'm pausing there the man
saying, give us cruises with betteritineraries. Now, do people care?
Really? Do you really care whereit's going? I'm serious, do you

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really care where it's going? Once, because most of the people I talked
to the cruise, they never reallytell me about where they actually went.
That was telling about what they ate. That's what they tell me. Maybe
I need to get more exciting friends. But that's what they tell me.
What they ate doesn't matter where theygo. I'm telling you, I've told

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you for years. They do sellused cruise ships. You can go online,
turn on the internet wherever you areto get it cranked up. Crank
up that internet. Look for usedcruise ship. They're out there in the
City of Mobile hand some surplus.We could buy one. You don't have
to do. You have to say. Now, Carnival could do their twelve

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days out and who knows where,but we could have like a like a
two day Dolphin Island or something serious. Or you could have a special cruise
where you just go along the coastand wave at the at the Amtrak train
that's supposed to be going to NewOrleans something like that. Do people care?

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That's just what? Do people reallycare? Where it's going. I
have not met those folks yet.I'm sure they're out there, but I
haven't met them. That contract thatthe city council has set the vote on
next week calls for Carnival to payeight dollars to the city for each passenger,
and that's a fee that will risethree percent each year during the lafe

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of the contract. That's something Mobilehas never had. Stunn says he expects
revenue from all sources, including parkingfees, to be about three million dollars
a year reporting Live in Mobile BrendanKirby, Fox ten News, Well,
great news there. If it's goingto be a minimum of five years,
with additional years possible, that's greatfor all the businesses downtown that have people
coming through. But I really they'vebeen telling Carnival, give us better antineraries.

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I didn't realize that people really reallycared where it was going, at
least out of the portomobile. Now. Maybe maybe there are people that sit
in a landlocked location and they justhave their hearts set on cruising here and
cruising there. But a lot ofthe people I know that going cruises there,

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they just like that it's a floatingbuffet. They don't care where it
Seriously, they don't care where you'regoing. In fact, you could you
could have parked it right there,right there the foot of Government Street.
They would have been fine with it. But anyway, it's good news,
good news. It's always good.If the taxpayer builds a cruise ship terminal

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and it's paying for it, it'salways good news that somebody's actually using it
instead of us just paying for itand nobody's using it. So very good.
Glad that we have the cruise shipon its way back with a new
five year deal, with additional yearspossible. Maybe the people can cruise on

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the ship and watch the progress ofthe mobile river bridge being built over the
course of the next I don't knowhow many years will take. Thirty forty
years, all right, more tocome. Uncle Henry Show continues after the
news break here on news Radio seventen w n TF Uncle Henry Show,

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Hey, Uncle Henry, Pat andNelly O Tide. All right,
that's somebody claiming to be Pat Nellya listener to the Uncle Henry Show.
Hey, Uncle Henry, Pat andNelly Row Tide brodd Row. I don't
know if that really is Pat andNelly. I've met the real Pat and

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Nelly several times, and he hasmore of a the real Pat and Nelly
has more of a trying to thinkof the right way to put put this,
the real Paton Elly's voice is justa little lighter than that, just
a little not as much bass init. But anyway, if that is

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the real Paton Nelly, thank youfor your voicemail. Pat I did get
a number of voicemail over the weekendon a variety of topics phoned into the
Uncle Henry Show. But this isnot a news item. I just every
every month, the first Sunday ofthe month. One of the listeners to

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this show sixty six year old Chris. He takes his daughter to church every
Sunday in Lucksley, but at thefirst Sunday of the month, they always
have a big pot luck lunch,and he phones in to tell me what
he had at the giant pot lucklunch. And if you don't mind,
this will get me ready for dinnertonight, just by listening to this tie

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up Uncle first Sunday of the month. So you know what happened this morning?
Hey, I found out something.Our fried chickens always been pretty good
every now and again. It mighthave been just a tad been on the
dry side. But I think itmight have been coming from Walmart or somewhere.
I would say, Danny, butit might have been getting it from

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there. I'm not sure, butI found out and I think they started
it last month. It's coming fromGreers. Wow, brother, you would
kid some of the best dead blamedfried chicken. I had read my life,
Yes, so I had me abig old breast and a few other
things I'm not even gonna try andget into. Oh, my our friend

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Margaret, it makes the old stylehomemade banana pudding, you know where you
cook it on the stove with thewafers and all that good stuff. Man.
I had two helpings of that anda fudge brownie. That was my
dessert. And I sampled about sevenor eight different items that was on the
table there. Lord have mercy.It was good, uncle, it was

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real good. It was extra good. It was rod tied good. I'm
talking about all right, sixty sixyear old Chris. Thank you, Thank
you for that report. Now,if you in the and the other weekends
of the month, I wouldn't mindif you were to just let me know
what the topic was of the sermon, because sometimes I like to hear what

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the topics are from sermon to sermonaround the area. But thank you for
that voicemail Chris about your Sunday lunchvoicemail number two five one seven zero six
Bull two five one seven zero sixtwo eight five five. Now you may
remember. Now this will be aweird thing to bring up, but I

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can't help it. You may remember, over the last several years, it
was a very popular television show calledThe Walking Dead, and it was about
zombies roaming the United States of Americaand there being no government at all,
and it was about people trying tosurvive while there were huge crowds of slow

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walking, flesh eating zombies out.It's a very depressing television program, very
depressing and very repetitious because for severalminutes of each show they had to show
people hitting zombies in the head stufflike that, which is very very gory
and disgusting. Well, somebody hasdecided to do all this research on food

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supplies, geography, protection, allthis kind of stuff to find out what
cities would provide the biggest opportunities survivein our country if there really were a
zombie apocalypse, and they put togethera list of cities that are supposed to
be the best cities to be inif there's a zombie apocalypse. Now,

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I know this sounds stupid, andit is, but it occurred to me
today that more and more I turnon the news and I'll see cities that
look like they're in the Walking DeadTV show. They really do. I'm

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seeing it. You've probably seen thistoo. There are some cities that have
these drug problems and I don't knowif it's fentyl or what it is,
but I've seen video of people walkingaround, staggering around on drugs to where
they are very similar to the zombiesand the TV show, only they're not

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zombies. There are people that havehorrible drug problems and they are they are
I don't know at that point.I don't know if it's you're willing or
not, if you're if you're deepinto an addiction like that, but people
that have taken drugs and they lookthey are behaving similar to the zombies and

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the Walking Dead. It occurred whenI saw this list. See if they
had come out with this list ofcities there would be the best cities to
be in if there was a zombieapocalypse. I would the story would have
kind of made me mad, andI would have never mentioned it to you,
and I would have thought, whata waste of time. But now
now I'm turning on the TV andI'm seeing it. People, I know

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a lot of people have seen videoout of Philadelphia that looks like this.
Some of the video out of theWest Coast, out of San Francisco looks
like this, where people are peopleare that messed up on drugs that they
might as well be zombies. Andthen you see other people behaving. They
don't look like they're drug zombies,but they're involved in very aggressive crime where

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it's big time property theft or assaultor both. So's it really is very
close to that TV show. Nowthere's still allegedly authorities in these towns,
these cities, they just apparently havegiven up on in certain neighborhoods. But

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it's it's on a long list ofthings I would I never thought I would
live to see, and I'm seeingit. I'm seeing it. By the
way, you were wondering, UncleHenry, what is the best city just
in case, just in case itcomes true? Well, according to this
list, Houston. For some reason, Houston would be the best opportunities to

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survive something something to do with foodsupply and the ability to get into secure
location. I don't know. Idon't know. I didn't I don't have
time to to read zombie survival lists, but I'm saying it looks like a
zombie apocalypse in some of these cities, and unfortunately, it's happening all over

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them. I talked to some peoplefrom out of town over the weekend that
live near Macon, Georgia. Ithink it's making but they live in smaller
towns, and they say that they'reseeing it in their small towns. People
that are on horrible drugs, almostlike there's zombies and you've got to be

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careful, especially after the sun goesdown when you go and you're gassing up,
and says, it's a story thatyou're seeing everywhere zombie epunk lives things
I never thought i'd see. Youknow, there was a major airline today
shut down all its flights for awhile, and it's not even the top

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story in the country. Major airlinegrounded all of its flights. People aren't
even really complaining about it because that'swhere we are now versus where we used
to be before the pandemic. UncleHenry Show News Radio seven ten w n

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t M. It's still time toslip a call in to five one four
seven nine two seven two three,or you can email me old fashioned electronic
email, Uncle Henry. iHeartMedia dotCom. That's Uncle Henry. iHeartMedia dot
Com. I'm glad I mentioned it. I think I got an email.

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Let me pardon me for not checkingit. Yes, no, wait a
minute, yes I did. Allright, let me go to the email
in bucks. I did get anemail. See. I have to go
through and filter my emails because Iget lots of emails from people trying to

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get me to interview their clients asguests on the so I get a lot
of what you'd call junk email everyday. This is a real email from
a real person. Email subject lineon the email is SEC Sports dot Com.

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The email reads, Henry, Iwent to check scores of the games
this weekend. You would figure theSEC dot com website would be highlighting the
moneymaker of football on the opening pageon the opening weekend, but alas it
was all about women's soccer. Questionmark, question mark, uestion mark,

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question mark question mark Okay, whoruns this stuff? Question mark question Mark,
question Mark question Mark Kamela Harris andthen email from sheltz d. Sheltz
whoever sheltz d is, thank yousheltz d for visiting sec dot com for

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your sports. Now, remember whenI first started working in this building.
It was a long time ago,and it was before the Internet. I
know, that's a shock people thatjust some people get nervous if you even
say that there was once upon atime there was no Internet. They're just

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nervous about it. But there wasno internet, And I remember working in
this building. Lee Shavanian, who'sstill he's still alive even though he's probably
as old as Bob Barker. LeeShavanian would be up here on Saturday afternoons
during college football season, and hehosted a radio show. And the whole

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premise of the radio show was peoplewould call in and ask what's the score
of such and such game. They'dcall in, say what was the Syracuse
score? Because they couldn't fight it. It wasn't on the internet, and
you rely to if you were watchingcollege football on TV, you had to

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wait for him to give a score. There was no there was no tick
or at the bottom of the screen. Yes. Even back in those days,
they didn't have the scores on thebottom of the screen. So the
entire premise of the radio show waspeople called in to ask what's the score
of which game? In Shirvanian wouldhave all these scores we had, we

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had the Associated Press wire and theUPI wire, all these different news services,
and they would print out the scoresof the games. And so he
would have big stacks of paper aroundhim and somebody would call in and say,
hey, I need the score onthe Southern Cow game, and he
would look through the papers and thenhe would announce the score. And that

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was a that was a highly listenedto, sold out show every Saturday.
Now you can go to you canjust look on your phone. In fact,
you might even set your phone upto just constantly tell you the score
with you not even asking for it. These days, So to the person

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that emailed me, God bless you. Maybe you can talk to your phone.
Just pull out your phone and starttalking to it and ask it if
it will tell you what the scoresare. Maybe your phone will talk back.
A lot of them do these days. All right, let's see here,

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I talked about cruising earlier, andI just got an email about cruising.
I talked about how some of thepeople I know they go on cruises.
They don't care where the cruise isgoing to. They just want to
be on the ship so they caneat cruise food all that's all they seem

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to care about. And I gotan email about that. There is no
subject line on this email. Theemail reads, maybe the Golden Corral and
Westmobile should build some dormitory facilities ontothe restaurant and charge one hundred and fifty

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dollars for the weekend to come staythere on site, have a little karaoke
stage set up in the corner,soft serve, ice cream machine, twenty
four hour buffet. It would belike a cruise And that email from GPHN
GPH, that's you know what.You could set up a buffet restaurant,

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a buffet restaurant slash motel, andyou could call it the cruise experience.
I think you've got a good ideathere. Some people that's all they care
about is the food. All right, There's more to come after the news
the Uncle Henry Show. Hey UncleHenry, listen man says Joe Biden just

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blatantly lyned to everybody I wrote alittle song for him. Here it goes.
It goes something like this, Let'sgo Brandon, Let's go Brandon.
Let's go Brandon. Let's go Brandon. Let's go Brandon. What is happening

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here? What is happening here?What is happening? Two fire Country?
These people of Backtrap free of Henry, These people are insane in the membrane.

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Yes, indeed a lot of thatgoing around these days. Uncle Henry
Show, News Radio seven ten wNTM. In this segment of the show,
I'd like to harvest some voicemail voicemailnumber two five one seven zero six
bull two five one seven zero sixtwo eight five five. Thank you so

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much for leaving the voicemails. Andwe have many voicemails from over the weekend
that on a variety of topics.Now there's there's a listener named Buford who's
phoned in through the years. AndBeauford phoned in maybe a month ago or
six weeks ago about his wife behindhis back, purchasing his son an electric

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guitar, and then his son andtalking about wanting to go to metal Lica
medal Lica concerts. You know whatI'm talking about? Metal eca Hurst and
apparently the wife is going to tryand help the child go to a metal
Lica concert or something like that.Here's an update on Beauford and his son

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beginning down the wrong path of hardheavy rock and metal Leika whatever it is.
Given me up date on this hairBeauford Junior and his mommy wanting to

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try to get them going to Medlikaconcerts. Henry, I was able to
successfully nix that idea. Say what, Henry, His mommies, they don't
always do a good job, butthey do the best they can. But
anyway, I was able to explainto both of them what middle liquor really

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was. And Henry, sixty sixyear old Chris had called in some advice
from his days as a stage handabout a month or so ago, and
I want to thank him that thattidbit of information was instrumental in getting missus

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Buford to see the air of herways. Let me tell you this,
Henry. You want to scare amommy of a almost teenage boy off or
something, you just tell her there'sgonna be some naked ladies around anyway,
Henry, Wait, wait wait,wait wait wait wait with the electric tower,

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wait a minute. What did Imiss here? Naked? There was
you'd heard that naked women were gonnabe there or something? I didn't.
I didn't know that now, look, and that does not get my interest.
I'm just I'm curious. Is thatnow something new that all these concerts
now have naked people there? NowI've seen scantily clad people there unfortunately,

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But are people now full blown nakedat these things? All right? Anyway,
I'm sorry that caught my attention.Let me get back to the voicemail.
He's still dabbling with the electric geetower. Okay, he has branched
off to other genres of music.Good. I have got him to try

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to play some classic country tuns.Good. But Henry, he's still tempted
by the middle liquor tunes. ButHannah, I do believe will making us
a progress. And I owe thisto having Youthford Junior listening to your radio
show. Beginning in the ride homefrom the hospital the day he was born.

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Good, that's right, Henry.It was blaring in them was Bakers
when he was just a newborn baby. Beauford coming home from hospital anyway,
Henry, and he was sitting thealarms for his alarm clock making plays tunes
going there to make sure he's gettingup for school, Henry, and classic

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country was playing good. He wakesherself up with classic country. Henry.
He's got a very variety of amusical taste. So he's still dressing properly.
He ain't trying to wear no weirdclothing golf or meddle head type stuff,
because he knows, Henry. Heknows he'll be bandy from my household.

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He bring that muss in there,and let me tell you, I'll
fall him on that little island inthe river and a no Samson Staters will
eat him alive. And he knowsit anyway, Henry just won't give me
up dating you'd have a good daydifferent Thank you, and I wish you
the best you and your family.It's so difficult to raise a child these

(40:16):
days. I mean it's it's it'sharder than ever before because all the filth
in the universe, all the pervertedfilth of the universe, is at the
fingertips of every American with a smartphone. Everybody has all this filth just right
there ready to go in there intheir hand when they're holding a smartphone,

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and you give your the smartphone tothe child. Smartphone has internet access.
You walk into the you walk intothe kitchen, make yourself a cup of
coffee. You come back out ofthe kitchen, and your child will have
been perverted. They'll yeah, they'llbe perverted within an instant of looking on
that phone. It's very difficult,very difficult. So do your best.

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Buffer. That's all that you andmissus Bufer can do, is your best
in raising the child. Voicemail numbertwo five one seven zero six bull two
five one seven zero six two eightfive five. Let's get another voicemail before
I go to break. Hey,I'm granded snake trapper man. I had
a very interesting weekend, Uncle Henry. I run across me one of them

(41:29):
flat Earth people there that believes thatthe Earth is flat. One. I
told him everything in the known universeis spears, you know, round,
and they just couldn't couldn't accept thefact on grand But what I did learn
about them, they will believe justabout anything. I mean, they believe

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in ghost, big foot, justwhatever you throw out there and convince them,
they'll believe it. So I actuallyasked this one, did they believe
even the tooth ferry? And theysaid, to a certain extent, And
I told him I can prove thatthe tooth faerries didn't exist. And they
wanted what to a certain extent?What now you got to ask them to

(42:14):
follow up on this? I'd like, I want some play by play on
to what extent is can they confirmthe tooth fairy? What do we not
know about the tooth fairy? Ifthey believed in the tooth fairy to an
extent? Do they believe that thereis a creature that does come and collect
teeth but they're not a fairy orsomething like that? Come on, steak

(42:37):
trapper, all right? Anyway,back to the boy'smail. So I actually
asked this one. Did they believein the tooth Faerry? Yes? And
they said to a certain extent,And I told him I can prove that
the tooth faerry didn't exist. Andthey wanted to know how. Yeah,
I told him, I said,because I was the one that put the
quarter under my child's pillows and tookthe twoth. Now, stake, Trevor,

(43:02):
you realize that's not proof. Imean you could what if the tooth
fairy mentally come inteered your body?What if what if the mental suggestion was
put in your head by the toothfairy and you, well, look,
we'll get We'll be back with moreon this after the break. The Uncle
Henry Show continues here on WNTM.Uncle Henry Show News Radio seven ten wnt

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M. News headlines in ten minutes, and don't forget the Jesse Kelly Show
comes on after seven o'clock right afterthe Fox News at seven here on news
Radio seven ten WNTM. And inthis segment of the show, checking some
more voicemail from over the weekend.Voice my number two five one seven zero
six bull two five one seven zerosix two eight five five. Now,

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in the last segment of the show, I was listening to a voicemail from
Snake Trapper where he was talking abouthow he met a flat earther over the
weekend and the flat earther believed inBigfoot and UFOs and stuff like that.
And then Snake Trapper concluded in hisvoicemail by saying this about the flat earther
and here Uncle Henry, but shootman, I did though, I did

(44:23):
introduce him to a new mythical creature, Uncle Henry, the Cuba cargra.
They wanted to know exactly what thatwas, and I told him. They
claimed it was a mythical creature thatroamed the swamps and Louisiana, Uncle Henry.
So after the conversation was over,you know, they had another mythical

(44:45):
creature to believe in the Cuba cargra. So, like I said, one
thing, I have realized they willbelieve just about anything. So man,
it was very interesting. I justwanted to share that with you, buddy.
Do you have a good day,Thank you, snake trapper. I
don't think I've ever met a flatEarth, or at least I haven't met

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a flat earther that was willing tocome out of the closet as a flat
Earth, because I would think thatthat would be an embarrassing admission. Now
again, now, if you're ifyou are a flat earther listening to this,
I mean, you know, illwill I'm just I would be embarrassed
if that were my point of viewand I was having to defend it now.

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See, I don't know. Maybeyou've got a mountain of evidence that
somehow makes you feel very confident inyour flat eartherness, but I would be
embarrassed to try to come forward withthat all right again voice my number two
five one seven zero six bull twofive one seven zero six two eight five
five now. In the first segmentof this hour, I had a voicemail

(45:51):
from Beauford where he talked about hisson learning electric guitar in the mother trying
to help the son go to MetalLica, Metal Lica, some kind of
a metal concert that was bad.And Beauford talked about how he had talked
his family out of going to theheavy metal, hard rock of Satan concert

(46:15):
of Metal Lica, and that hisson had transferred into liking other genres of
music, including classic country. Now. Beauford phoned back in a few days
later with an update, Henry,an update on Buford Junior's guitar progress.

(46:36):
Henry, He's been picking on aguitar for about a month and a half.
Okay, anyway, Henry, here'stwo samples of two metal Liquor songs
that he has polluted the airwaves inmy house with. H Look, God

(47:15):
bless him. That sounds like thestuff of nightmares, doesn't it. I
mean, could you imagine something,what a horrible thing to hear? What
if you were to wake up inthe middle of the night and hear this
coming from somewhere else in your house, wouldn't it Wouldn't that be a horrible
thing? Isn't that the stuff ofnightmares? This metal eka or metal,
I don't whatever it is. Youknow, I'm listening to this. I

(48:01):
don't know what I know. You'reprobably, you know, figuring out what
station you're gonna flip to after this, or have already flipped off me and
the station and you're listening to somegarbage somewhere. When I listen to that
music, this, this makes mereflect on bad choices I've made. I'm

(48:24):
serious. When I was sitting therelistening to this, I was thinking about
some bad investments hand around. I'msorry for polluting your ears with that.
It was bad, yes, butanyway, I figured ou'd give you a
taste of what I've been living with. Please taste the Beaufort house Hold in

(48:45):
your prayers, you know I willyou need. You need prayer ear plugs.
I'm gonna pray for mystical angelic earplugsto be placed into your ears so
that the the ear plugs of theangels filters out all of that demonic stuff

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and only allows the good sounds intoyour ears. Like the sounds of the
Christians praying and the sounds of baconfrying, you know, the good sounds,
the wholesome sounds. Right, whatelse is in this message? I'm
gonna make him play. I learnedsome diagram lash the country tone to counteract

(49:29):
the evilness of the metal liquor anywhere, Henry, That's what I've been living
with lately. I will, I'mgonna pray for you. That is some
rough stuff, you know. It'sand it's only what six weeks of practice,

(49:51):
and the kid is already it soundsmore than just bad noise. It
sounds diabolical, isn't it. Yeah, it's like the it's like the you
know, the little rookie demons learninghow to play like the big demons.

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All right out of time. Thankyou for listening to the Uncle Henry Show.