Electrician Murderer - ATS - 4.10.24

Happy Hump day, roadies!!! It's wednesday, we made it half way through the week! The weekend can't come soon enough. Thank you for listening! 

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Smasha Pumpkins Rocking nwety five to five, Happy Wednesday, Happy home, No,
Good morning Roadies, Good morning creaturesat the Night, Good morning Marn,
Good morning Angie. Oh you're doingthis morning? A humongous dragonfly?
Why are you being attacked by randomphis? No, but it like landed

(00:23):
on my shoe when I was walkingin, Like, how big are we
talking about? A foot? Afew in? It was like a six
inch long dragonfly? Damn. Didyou know that female dragonflies will play dead
around certain male dragonflies because they don'twant the attention? Sounds about right,
I'm like, this is genius.There's a lot of weird stuff that females
do in nature to avoid men.Right, I'm like, next time I'm

(00:45):
out with my girlfriends, like,hey girl, here comes Carl. Play
dead dead might be excessive. Well, I don't know. Hey, Roadies,
how you're feeling? Hopefully you're ina great mood today. The weather's
been beautiful. It's gonna be sixtyfive partly cloudy today. We're gonna get
some rain tomorrow the weekend, though. What's happening this weekend. This weekend

(01:07):
is going to be one for thebooks weather wise. It's going to be
seventy on Saturday and sunny, seventyseven on Sunday and sunny. Is it
gonna be perfect? Oh my goodness. Better get out and get yourself a
life spring. Is that you fireup that grill? Oh my god?
Okay, clean out that garage.Whatever you gotta do, it's gonna be
a good weekend for it. Thankyou for listening. Today. We got

(01:30):
staying and breaking Benjamin tickets for you, so don't go anywhere. First thing
we do what it's also White SoxWednesday. Oh it's White Sox Wednesday.
Yes, that's right. We gettickets for White Sox, a four pack
of tickets to the White Sox.Okay, thank you for the reminder.
You're welcome. All right. Firstthing we do every morning, bride and
nearly, get you up, getyou going. Let's kick you in the
crotch. What do you need atfive am? How big? Kick in

(01:55):
a crush? It felt like amaiden day. Yeah, rock ninety five
five iron made. There you mayrunning a crush? Thank you? Who

(02:15):
that felt? Good man? Thatwas one you awake. Now all right,
let's do it. I'm gonna tellyou what happened on this day.
Next Rock ninety five to five ZombieZombe. Now I keep thinking about that
woman that married the zombie dolls.Oh, why did you have to bring
that back round? Oh, ohmy goodness. If you don't know what
I'm talking about, this woman marrieddolls. Now she's in a throttle with

(02:35):
zombie dolls and they have zombie children. But you have to see the pictures
of these dolls. They're frightening,most terrifying nightmare fuel ever marry Anette dolls
in the form of zombies, andit's just you gotta google it and find
out. Yeah. Gross. Allright, let's tell you what happened on
this day. Two day is Apriltenth, twenty twenty four. On this

(02:59):
day, April tenth, nineteen eighty, actor Charlie Hanam was born. Sexy
Jack's on Sons of Anarchy is fortyfour today. Did you watch signs of
Anarchy? It's on my list ofQ Okay, it's on mine too.
Oh you haven't seen that. No, but I know who he is and
I know that showed is he alsoon a Viking series. Now I don't

(03:20):
know. He was supposed to beChristian Gray. Oh yeah, and then
he bailed. I think that mighthave changed the movie. Yeah, people,
totally Wow, he would have beenbetter. Okay, Second, On
this day in two thousand, KingGriffrey Junior became the youngest player in baseball
history to reach four hundred home runswith the sexiest swing in baseball? Is

(03:46):
that what they say? Yeah,he had the sexiest swing. See the
sexiest or smoothest swing. He wasthirty years and one hundred and forty one
days old. Four hundred home runsby thirty years old, that's amazing.
Yes, Why do you love Kanggriff so much? Because you always have
a lot of Ken Griffy gear.I was just it was just a player
that we looked up to, Yeah, playing baseball when me and my brother
wouldn't playing baseball in little league andwhatnot. And then I remember there was

(04:10):
a specific King Griffy Junior Super Nintendogame that we would play. Not so
it's the game too. There wasa lot of Griffy love back in the
day. Are you like me andyou love players more than teams? Because
I all love like certain players eventhough I'm not a fan of that team.
Yeah, there'll be some standout playersevery once in a while. I'm
still very tried and true to myteam plural, but like I love like

(04:36):
real showman players, like I lovea t o A Chad Johnson, Like
I loved Jose Canseco when he wason Texas back in the day because he
was banging Madonna and I'm like,oh, I love him, Like I
love different players, yeah, becauseI love their energy. Like one of
the new up and comers, Eliede la Cruz from Cincinnati, Dela Cruz

(04:57):
is amazing, amazing, this manplays baseball. Not a Red fan,
but de la Cruz is amazing.Yeah. On this day in nineteen ninety
two, Sam Kennison was killed ina car crash by some drunk driving teenagers
on a desert highway outside Needles,California. He was thirty eight. This
is a true story. After thecrash, one of the kids said,

(05:19):
quote, God, look at mytruck. Horrible. What's that from?
I don't know it's a true storythough, That's what he said. Oh
I thought it was like a tiein the Sam, But no, like
that. Dude was pissed that hehit Sam Kennison's car and his truck was
smashed, not the fact that hekilled Sam Kennison. Okay, and I

(05:42):
didn't know that. That's how SamKennison died. Truth be told, It
was like a cocaine thing, Yeah, because he was like the most screamingest
wiredest cocaine person. Yeah, butthat's absolutely terrible on a car. Guy
sad bad and Today's Florida Man.Florida man arrested for disturbance at guarded while
sitting shirtlest near the front door eatingspaghetti with his bare hands. Let my

(06:05):
man live, Florida Man. Ican't think of a worse food to eat
with your bare hands than spaghetti.Would be fun, No, it wouldn't.
What you wouldn't just see The onlypeople that should be eating spaghetti with
their bare hands are like a oneyear old in a high chair. And
that's it. Then, So youcan get that picture spaghetti face ruining dreams.

(06:26):
No, sorry, well you cando it. Yeah, would be
amazing. Let me know. I'llgive video. That's what happened on this
day. Thanks for being with ustoday on Rock ninety five to five,
Rock ninety five to five, I'llbe homepeday Bybee. Hey, Maris,
you have a lot of tattoos.Are any of those tattoos over a decade
old? Yeah. If you havetattoos that are over a decade old,

(06:50):
you might have a tattoo you regret. Do you regret any of them?
No? I don't regret. Okay, well that's good. Yeah. A
survey says that half of people,literally half of people, have a tattoo
they don't like or know somebody thatdoes. Pet Smart announce a new contest
where's this going? Where five luckywinners will win a free tattoo. But

(07:15):
the idea is that you're covering upan old tattoo that you now regret with
a tattoo a new one of yourbeloved pet Oh. Hell yes, put
syphilis on your arm? No,why she's not worthy. The gecko would
look real good with the turtles yougot all the Ninja turtles leeve, and
the gecko would fit nicely. Wheream I gonna put her on my hand?

(07:36):
Put her on the other arm?The other arm going concept tramp stamp?
No gecko tramp stamp. Then I'dhave to be ready to show off
the tramp stamp during the summer,right because it's butt crack is like the
new hotness for fashion this summer.It's too much crack back here and no
such thing. Baby, No,that's a coin slot score. Nobody wants

(08:01):
to see all this plumbers crack overhere. This thing is called Tattoo Redo,
and they'll fly you to LA fortwo nights cover your session with a
tattoo artist. You won't be ableto get like a full back tattoo.
It's got to be small enough thatcould be done in like one sitting,
costing twenty five hundred dollars or less, which is a nice allowance. Squeeze
hello, right, I would absolutelylove to cover up one of my tattoos.

(08:26):
I was talking about how I usedto have a tweetybird tattoo. You
got that lasered, right, Yeah? I got it lasered because it was
on the back of my shoulder,and like I wouldn't even let my man
hit it from the back because Ididn't want him to look at tweetybird while
he was hitting it. That's alot of thought process to go through that
you think in the middle of Coidus, she's just going to be like,
oh, no, tweetybird, I'mout right. I got it removed before
my wedding because I didn't want towalk down the aisle with a big ass

(08:48):
bird on my back a tweetybird.That's fair. Yeah, but anyway to
apply if you want to get ridof a tattoo, but you have to
put your pet on there, petsmart tattoo redo doc. That's actually a
really good promotion. I think it'ssmart on their part. Yeah, I
like that. All right, Hey, thank you for listening. We're gonna
tell you what's up for your day. News and info coming up in minutes

(09:09):
Rock ninety five to five. Feelfeel in your rock and roll today on
your Wednesday. Thanks for listening atsixty five partly cloudy today. Thank you
roadies. Let me tell you what'sup for your day. Angie will now
fill your brain with the right amountof craft for your day. Here's what's
up. Yeah, shout out toall the stoners. Oh, being stoned,

(09:37):
you know makes you a little fuzzy. It's a good fuzz though.
It's a nice little buzzy fuzzy,great fuzz. Researchers in New York are
saying that they have found that peoplethat use recreational marijuana after the age of
forty five had less risk of cognitivedecline. Researchers also found that those who

(09:58):
used weed for non medical reasons hada whopping ninety six percent lower odds of
cognitive decline compared to non users.What does that mean? Nowhere I'm going
this afternoon takes the dispensary. Callup, old boy on the block,
like, get your weed, man, Health, lifestyle factors are all included.

(10:20):
Basically, cannabis in middle age canprotect the brain. Am I middle
aged? Uh? Yet you're notforty yet. I'm getting close. Yeah,
yeah, like in your four years. You know, I'm just going
to start pre prepping. You should. I think you should? You know
what protect your brain? Exactly protectit. They found that, uh,
you know, if you're using itin middle age, it protects whether it's
in the form of smoking, vaping, or edibles. Just don't go too

(10:43):
wild. But I like it.I like that study. Mark it up.
I'm middle aged. Okay, thisis an interesting Golf isn't the only
sport besides baseball coming to Wrigley Fieldthis summer? By the way, I
want to do the golf thing atWrigley Done and done, thank you.
The Chicago Red Stars, Chicago's professionalwomen's soccer club, will take over the

(11:05):
Friendly Confines with a match in Juneagainst Bay FC According to the team,
it's the first National Women's Soccer Leaguematch to be played at the iconic Chicago
Landmark. Women's sports are having theirbest year ever and and right now the
Red Stars are second in standings startthe season. They have awesome uniforms,

(11:28):
the Red Stars, the merch bestkits, the best, the best,
the best. What do you goingon today? That arsenal? Arsenal?
It is? Is it your retinasmore than the eclipse? Fluorescent like highlighter
yellow? But I love it.You're welcome, so that'll be cool.
Are we going? Yeah, we'regonna go. Let's go. We love
soccer. Okay, Chicago, youguys, everybody knows that we are the

(11:54):
undisputed home of Deep Dish pizza,even though US locals don't really eat Deep
Dish. It's for like tourists andlike whatever special occasions when your family comes
to town and they're like, oh, I want some Deep Dish, then
you go have Deep Dish and thenyou feel like one hundred pounds for the
next three days. Happy too.But we own it. We own the
Deep Dish in Chicago, and arecent ranking from Yelp says the best spot

(12:18):
in America to find the iconic Chicagodeep dish is actually in California. That
seems backwards, yep. As forthe restaurant to top the list, it
was Heirloom Pizza in Monterey, California, which is apparently the best spot in
the country for Chicago style deep dish. According to yelp, this is a

(12:39):
lie. In fact, despite itbeing a Chicago thing, the highest ranked
Chicago restaurant came in at just numberten. What Michael's Original Pizza and Tavern
and Uptown? Did they come tothe Chicago I don't. Oh, they've
gone off of yelp, off ofyelp. Other restaurants in Chicago making the

(13:00):
list included Giorgio's Pizza and Pizza RhaPub in South Barrington but she knows of
Lincoln Park at number nineteen and PeaQuads at number twenty. This list is
cracked. It's the stupidest list.It's the top pizza place in the country.
Hello, and how okay you're gonnagive our deep dish to California?
Get the hell out eaton. Imean we don't eat it, but we

(13:22):
clean it. We're gonna claim it. That's what's up for your day.
Thanks for rocking with us today,Oh, Rock ninety five to five,
Good morning, second listen. Ithink we've all had a bad neighbor in
our lifetime. If you've listened tothe show since we started three and a
half years ago, you've known thatI've had a lot of crazy neighbors that
you have. I feel really badfor the neighbors of former major lead picture

(13:48):
picture JJ Hardy down in Arizona.What's going on there? I'll tell you
about that next Rock ninety five tofive sixty five partly clouding today in Chicago.
Get ready for the weekend, though, you better plan something outside this
weekend. It's going to be inthe seventies and sunny all weekend. Ooh,
all day. Hello, We've allhad crazy neighbors. I mean,

(14:13):
my neighbor has a pigeon farm,for Christ's sake. Right now, Former
major league shortstop JJ Hardy is currentlyliving in Chandler, Arizona, and is
also currently not getting along with hisneighbors. It seems that JJ has been
building a miniature ballpark in his backyard. Very high and exclusive little neighborhood here

(14:37):
in Chandler, Arizona. But thismini ballpark has all the lights beaming down
from twenty foot poles, you know, the big floodlights, and the neighbors
are pissed, with one neighbor explainingthat the ballpark is beyond what is reasonable
to expect your neighbors to tolerate.Somebody said, it's like living next to

(15:00):
a top golf it's crazy to floodlights. Oh, I would go crazy.
I would go nuts. I don'thate this, I would absolutely.
You're not invited to play. You'renot invited to play. You're just a
neighbor. No, no, no, no, it's not open. It's
for like him and his friends andhis kids and everything. But you're not

(15:22):
invited. And then the flood lightwhen you're trying to sleep because you have
to wake up at three in themorning, is beaming into your eyeballs like
the sun. Wouldn't that drive youcrazy? No, because I want to
do this but you can't. Yet'spretend that you are never allowed. He
hates you. You're never going there, and he's got this thing going on.

(15:48):
It's like if your neighbors have apool and you're like, oh,
I want to make friends with myneighbors. Maybe like I can hang out
at the pool. They hate youyou're never hanging out at the pool,
but they have pool parties every nightand a DJ and it's cranked and it's
loud, and you're like, screwyou, I'm building my own. You
can build your own to compete.Well, if you live next to JJ
Hardy, you probably have the moneyto build your own. But like,

(16:12):
I don't know what it is aboutwhere wherever I move, there's always an
issue with neighbors. Actually, pitcheonguy seems pretty nice. Pitching Guy's super
nice. Yeah, it's just hilarious. But like you know, now,
I'm in a townhouse and I'm onthe bottom floor right and above me.
I love my neighbors, but aboveme is a man who is like six

(16:34):
twelve and huge, and he walkson his heels. So it sounds like
there's like some sort of Kentucky Derbytraining going on upstairs or cherry eRASS.
I don't know what the hell's goingon. There's a dog barking all day.
It's making me crazy. I alwayslove a statement when it goes I
love them, I do love them, I do love them, and it's

(16:55):
just the biggest butt. Well here'sthe thing. So on Friday, last
Friday, I got home from work. It's like, eh weekend, and
I put on Beyonce's Homecoming concert fromCoachella. YEA had it cranked right.
He texted me and he's like,hey, our dishes are rattling, and
I'm like are they now? Ohboy? But that would be tough with

(17:25):
the light, I would go crazy. Like if I was JJ, I'd
be like, hey, neighbors,let me know how many blackout curtains you
need. I got you. Don'tworry about it. Get the blackout curtains.
Invite them over for a fun nightof like you're playing baseball and drinking.
Just do something fun and make itcool. Are you going to be
that busy in your bak? Ihave a huge Fourth of July party every

(17:45):
year you come. We have aDJ on the deck, a lot of
people, like one hundred people.I always tell my neighbors, Hey,
I'm having a huge party. It'sgoing to be loud Fourth of July.
You are, please come hang out. If you're upset before you call the
cops, please come over and tellme and I'll fix it. Oh yeah,

(18:07):
now there's a whole thing going onhere. But nice. If you
had problems with your neighbors. Iunderstand Texas, Texas. What that neighbor
did eight four four ninety five fiftysend us a text. I want to
hear Bush Yeah, butch yeah BushRock ninety five to five. Good morning,
Angie Taylor Show. Earlier we weretalking in what's up about Ken Gurphy

(18:30):
Jr. Correct? And you explainedwhy you're because you have Ken Griffy gear
that you wear a lot. Andyes, you explained why you were a
fan of his because he didn't playfor your team, No, not at
all, but why he had agreat swing. He was a great player,
just somebody to look up to whenI was just a little leaguer.
And then between me and my brother, there was this King Griffy game on

(18:53):
Super Nintendo that we played NonStop.It was a lot of fun. So
like Griffy's always has been like hugeinfluence on my love for baseball. Is
that that sweatshirt that looks like thegame that you have, that's him?
They Okay, it's just one ofthose things like if you play baseball,
a baseball game in the nineties,you remember Ken Griffy's game. Right.

(19:15):
We all have our teams that weresuper loyal to you know, Cubs,
Socks, Bears, Bulls, whatever, Blackhawks. You know, we have
our teams that were super loyal to, but I know that we all have
players on other teams that were like, Oh, I love that dude,
or I love that girl, orI love that person. Because you know,
you can love your team, butyou still love players, and I

(19:37):
feel like I'm more of a playerfan. Sometimes we're going to talk about
players you love, but teams youhate. Next Rock ninety five to five,
that's me classically trained pianist. Thankyou nine inch Nails for letting me
be on this track. Rock ninetyfive to five. You said pianists,
Yeah, trained peanuts. That's aAuntie Taylor show. Good morning. You've

(20:03):
heard the term hate the player,not the game. We're gonna flip that
on its ear. Love the player, hate the team. Talking about sports,
we were talking about Ken Griffy Juniorearlier. You're a big Ken Griffy
Junior fan. Absolutely, even thoughyour team was not the Reds or the
what's the other team, the Mariners? Yes, not your team, but

(20:25):
that's your player. You love thatplayer. I am the same way with
teams. I have my teams thatI love. I love my White Sox.
I love the Bears, I lovethe Bulls, I love the Vikings.
I grew up in Minnesota, sosorry, but you know, but
I have players that I've loved thatare not part of my team. For
instance, I love the new Cubspitcher Managa. Not a Cubs fan,

(20:52):
clear, I'm a White Sox fan, but I love that pitcher. I
used to love Teo back in theday. Hate the Cowboys. You know,
what is a player that you lovebut you're not it's not your team,
You're not a fan of the team, but you just love that player.
Eight four four ninety five fifty Maris. I've always loved YadA ya Molina,

(21:12):
just an amazing catcher, Vinnie Barbarino. Who YadA yeir uh huh Molina?
Who is that? He was acatcher on the Saint Louis Cardinals.
Okay, Cardinals trash. Oh andyou love the Cubs, yes, right,
and so that's aaron Tigers. Butyeah, so I mean both of
those teams together. Yes, Ihave a strong hatred towards the Cardinals in

(21:34):
general. I hate the Lakers.Hate the Lakers, but I love Kobe.
I did love Kobe, but Ihate the Lakers. I always hated
the Seahawks, but I have astrong appreciation for Russell Wilson. There you
go. Okay, So that's aquestion for you love the player, hate
the team, or just don't careabout the team, but you love the

(21:55):
player. Who is it? Iwant to hear about it. Eight four
four, I'm ninety five point fiftycall now we're taking your calls. Next.
It's Rock nainety five to five.It's Rock ninety five to five.
Good morning. The topic right now, Hate the player, not the game.
We're flipping it. Love the player, hate the team, meaning you
have your teams that your fans of, but you love this player from another

(22:19):
team. You don't like the teamat all? Like you know, like
I used to love Joe Burrow.I do love Joe Burrow. Don't care
about the Bengals. I used tolove Chad Johnson, o Cho Sinko,
don't care about the Bengals. MaybeI am a Bengals fan. I don't
know. Johnny Manzel loved him,don't care about the Browns. Wow,
it's just like I like, reallylike flamboyant party players. Never notice,

(22:41):
never notice whatsoever. But who's aplayer that you love? But you don't
care about the team. Eight fourfour, nine ninety five to fifty.
We're taking your calls right now.Call us up. Let's go to Melissa
from Round Lake Him. Melissa,Hi, guys, good morning, all
right. Love the player, hatethe team? Who is it? So?

(23:03):
I was a huge Johnny Damon fan. Oh he was on the boat
side like he was on the BostonRed Sox. Hated hated the Boston Red
Sox. When such a passion,but he was so good. I had
like I was so drawn to himthe way he played. I mean,
and then he went to the Yankees, and I'm so sorry. I'm apologizing

(23:25):
in advance. I'm a huge Yankeefan. But you were happy when he
went to the Yankees. Oh mygoodness. I was so excited and like
it so much better. I didit, like when I feel like when
Brett Farr played for the Packers,I hate the I hate the Packers with
a passion, but I loved BrettFarr. And then he went to the

(23:48):
Vikings and I was like, butanyway, I get that. So I
get that, Melissa, I getit. That makes sense that track.
Yeah, Melissa, thank you forthe call. You have a great day.
Thank you too. Yeah, Yankeesuck. Let's go to Ken the
tow truck driver. Hello, Ken, Hello and doing great? My love?

(24:08):
All right? Love the player,hate the team? Who is it?
Man? I've been Chicago my wholelife, and that you agree?
It's Barry Sanders. Barry Sanders.Barry Sanders is awesome. There, Harry
Sanders. What what Barry Sanders doto you? Ken? He's saying he
loves Barry Sanders, but he's nota Lions fans. Sorry, I flipped

(24:29):
it in my head. Oh mygod, you're crazy, Marris'. I
think everybody loves Barry Sanders. Youcan't hate when their very best. He
found a way to just be aKillers. Yeah, he's great. There's
a few players that I think thatno matter what team you root for,
you love that player, and BarrySanders was one of them. Yeah.
I feel like Bo Jackson was oneof those players too. Yeah. I'm

(24:51):
sorry, Ken, I heard Iheard it wrong. Yeah, Maris Marris
was dyslexic with the call today.That's what I'm here for, a cleanup
crew. Thank you, Ken,have a great day. Let's go to
David from Chicago. Hi, DavidRadio, Turn the radio. Down.

(25:11):
All right, what a player doyou love? But you were not a
fan of the team Tom Brady Patriots? Yeah, yeap, that is I
think a lot of people can agreewith that. Tom Brady is just an
amazing athlete, the goat. Heis the goat. He is the greatest
quarterback of all time. But oh, I hated the Patriots, but that

(25:34):
dynasty's over. Gooba, I loveit, David, have a great day.
You do the same. Thank you, thank you, thank you for
listening. Let's go to John fromChicago. Hi, John, Hi,
how are you doing great? Thankyou for calling. Thank you for listening.
What player do you love but youhate the team? Well? I

(25:55):
know he's not with the Packers anymore, but Aaron Rodgers was the player that
I like that I absolutely hate twentyyears ticket holder. Yeah, exactly,
like I hate the Packers too,but I did love me some Brett Farv
But yeah, I get it.Do you do you still love him even
though he's a jet and sucks orwhat? There you go? I love

(26:21):
it. Hey, gold Bears,bar down. Thank you, have a
great day, bear down have Let'stalk to Fred from Hoffman Estates. Hey,
Fred, Hey, what's going on? Ange? Hey? How you
doing, Thank you for listening,Thank you for calling. What player do
you love but you don't like theteam? Khalil Khalil Mack is awesome?

(26:45):
Oh, Khalil, wowgo sports.We get rid of him and he blows
up again. Exactly. He wasso great. He should have stayed.
Oh it sucks and now he's aCharger. But guess what, bear down.
Thank you, Fred, have agreat day. Let's go to Rob
from Schomberg. Hey, Rob,Hi, how are you doing great?

(27:07):
Love you for calling and love youfor listening. What player do you love
but you didn't like the team?Man? I always grew up a Chicago
Cubs Chicago Bears fan, but Iabsolutely adored Dion Sanders, Lanta Falcons and
the Brezon Dion, oh wonderful ofevery position he played. Grew up,

(27:32):
you know, at my aunt's houseliving in Atlanta over the summertime. It
was just always awesome to watch him. When Dion hit that dirty bird,
it was so awesome. I loveDion and I love what he's doing for
Colorado. Now. I think he'samazing and maybe he'll be Maybe one day
he'll be the coach of the Bears. Can you imagine Oh my goodness,
that would be unbelievable. That wouldbe amazing. I agree with you.

(27:59):
I think I think he He's alsoone of those players that, no matter
who you are a sports fan,you just love Dion like he was a
baller. That's all there was,total baller love it. Thank you,
Rob, have a great day.Thank you for all the calls today.
Hate the player, not the game. It's rock ninety five to five.
They're gonna rock on your Wednesday MarnaRoadie's Angie Taylor's show. It's not just

(28:22):
Wednesday, it's what socks Wednesday.Yeah, man, I just want to
put this out there for Yo YoMoncata. He just went out with a
groin Injry. It's like the secondtime he's gone out with the groin entry.
Somebody ain't treat and you're growin right. Do you need a massage?

(28:48):
I'm here for you. But theteam's are hurricane halloy now. But we
support our White Sox. We loveour White Sox. And by the way,
they won last night. Yay,congrats White Sox seven to five.
Shout out Maris Clubs hater over here, but the White Sox. There's a

(29:11):
lot of cool things coming out.The next game, by the way,
is Friday. It's teacher appreciation allthe teachers. I love that they're playing
the Reds. It's going to bea beautiful day. Sixties weekend is going
to be gold. Got to showlove to the teachers. But yes,
the weekend is going to be phenomenal. Right, and the White Sox have
a lot of cool things going on. They have a Better at the Ballpark

(29:32):
campaign where if you're a White Soxfan you can submit your favorite White Sox
game day memories that could be usedin commercials, video ads, on billboards.
That's pretty cool. If you havesome cool pictures of you at the
park or White Sox memories, sendme to White Sox dot com slash fan
and head over to a White Soxgame. You gotta get that Jack and

(29:53):
Coke float man. I since we'vebeen talking about it, I dream about
it every time. They have thosewalking stick sandwiches that are really long,
like ham and Swiss roast beef.Whatever. Ah, we love me some
white socks over here. I loveyou Moncada again. Hit me in the
dam. Was one time I sawthat he was viewing my stories. It

(30:18):
was like, yo, yo,okay, how you doing it. I
think it's married though, so shouldshut my mouth? Oh I'm married too
anyway, How did you forget?I'm married as well? However, we
love our White Sox and right nowfor caller eleven to eight four four ninety
five fifty, add a four packof tickets to a future White Sox game.

(30:42):
So call now eight four four ninetyfive fifty a four pack to see
our boys from the South going inthe crew. This is the greatest station
in the world giving away White Soxplaying Modley room. I'm cute. What
else do you need? Merris Lovesthe Turtless Rock Naty five five, Rock

(31:10):
Natty five to five Chick starting yourWednesday. There's a lot of sports talk
today. Just call me Angie ASmith. My god, that's the sports
reporter you chose. Well, Idon't know, Okay, Wow, who's
another sports reporter? I could beStuart Scott, Auntie Bayless, Angie Scott,
whatever it is Bayless? You literally? Okay? Skip? You know

(31:34):
what? Skip? Thank you forlistening. Rock ninety five to five.
Let me talk to Jake from StateFarm. Hey, Jake from Crest Hill,
Hey, how are you doing great? Are you a socks fan.
I am mmm, I didn't feelthat. I'm sorry, it's uh,

(31:56):
it's been a long day. Let'suh, my son just turn well,
he's about to turn three and wejust got diagnosed with autism. Oh oh,
yesterday was a rough day. Monday, we had a four hour zoom
meeting with the doctors and all that. So yesterday was just a rough day
for him because he was out ofhis routine. So yeah, just been

(32:16):
a long day already. Oh mygosh, Jake, I'm so sorry that
it's been rough. It is NationalAutism Awareness months, yes, it is,
and it is. I hope you'regoing to get I'm sure your son
is going to get the care heneeds. We're making amazing strides and managing
autism with our kids, so justknow everything is going to be okay,

(32:37):
big hug to you. Okay,all right, well, thank you.
Well I have a four pack oftickets for you. Take the family,
go to see the White Sox anytimeyou want. Okay, all right,
I love you, Thank you,love you too. Thank you for listening.
Hang on the line. We'll makesure that you get all hooked up.
Hopefully that will put a little smileon your face. I thought it

(32:59):
was because hopefully he'll like it,he'll enjoy it. Yeah, I thought
you're a deflated. Answer was becausethe White Sox are not doing great right
now. It might have had somethingto do with it, too, right,
right, right, But it's alwaysfun to go to a baseball game,
So have a great time, betterthan sitting in the house. There
you go, there you go,and the weather's getting beautiful, so have

(33:21):
a great time at the game.Yeahs hang on anybody else that wants to
go see the socks MLB dot comslash a White Sox. Thanks for listening.
Rock ninety five to five. Yes, Bush, let me tell you
about a dragon slayer. Dragon Slayer, not the one that you think,
nerd. Don't tease me like that. If you're the type to visit a

(33:45):
casino and you spend hours sitting ina slot machine with a diaper on or
whatever, hoping for that one poll, can we need the big jackpot.
It doesn't get much better than whathappened to these people. There's one gambler
that was hanging out at Caesar's Palacein Las Vegas, pulled on a lever
on a dragon Link slot machine.One one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars.

(34:09):
Squeeze. Yeah. Okay, somost people might walk away and be
like whoa. This person decided tostay and play some more. That's where
you're chasing the snake, and it'slike you're gonna lose all your money.
Don't do that, right, Butthey decided to play some more and one
another jackpot on a different Dragon Linkmachine worth three hundred eighty three thousand dollars.

(34:30):
Wow, now we're at like ahalf a million. Oh, he
wasn't done there. It was thirdjackpot netted them another one hundred and fifty
nine thousand dollars, for a totalof six hundred and sixty seven thousand dollars.
It all happened within three hours.Wow. Wow, you know that's

(34:50):
almost like that time you hit fiveaces on the machine. Maris and I
just in September, we were inVegas for the iHeartRadio mus Festival. Marris
and I sit down, we gota little brown liquor, watching a little
football. We start playing poker likevideo poker. Yeah, and I hit

(35:12):
one jackpott. I think it waslike five hundred dollars and I was like,
well, that's not gonna happen again. And literally like within ten minutes,
hit another one that was like onehundred and fifty. But yeah,
that first one, you were playingthe lowest, the lowest bet I could
have had like ten thousand dollars,And then we switched it up and it
was like I didn't even realize Iwas playing like the lowest beat. Oh

(35:34):
damn you, damn you. It'shard to be a degenerate. It's hard.
But yeah. Then again a fewdays later, the same guy that
just won like half a million.Yeah, a few days later, return
to Caesars, feeling pretty lucky,placed a twenty five hundred dollar bet on
the machine. One again. Youknow what, this time six hundred and

(35:55):
ninety two thousand dollars rude one milliondollars, over a million dollars in one
weekend. Moral of the story,when you go to Vegas, play the
Dragon Link slot machine, slay thedrug. Just remember dragon Slayer on the
slots. Dragon Slayer. Hey,Bally's, can we get some Dragon Slayer

(36:16):
here? You guys here have DragonSlayer. We're gonna find out it's somebody
that works at Bally's. Let usknow, because I'm we're going there today
after the show. We're going tofind out who get your text in right
now eight four four nine five ninetyfive fifty We read your text every day.
Whatever is on your mind, questions, ask us anything, we have
to answer. It's the rule,comments, shout outs, whatever thoughts eight

(36:38):
four four ninety five fifty centim andnow we will read your texts. Next,
let's take some calls from the requestline. Yeah, I mean calling
number one. Love all the texts. Thank you to the roadies, thank
you for listening, and thank youfor all the texts. Eight four four
nine five ninety five to fifty hitus at any time. We'd read your

(36:58):
text all day. Let's go fromthe start of the show. Angry Bob
and crew found both said love theiron mating kick in the crotch as you
should. Yes, we hit youwith that aceus bades today start the show
seven seven nine said, golf leaguesstart today at Dwight Country Club. Can't
wait to drink some beers in thesun. That's from Paulie. Yes,

(37:20):
beers sun golf, I love it. Three one two, Good morning guys.
Our neighbors continuously called our landlord,telling them that our six year old
was always yelling. We could neverleave the building without them staring at the
curtains. One day, I wasso tired of it. I flipped them
off After that, I've never seenthem stare out the window when we left
again. We lived on the secondfloor. They lived on the first.

(37:43):
Needless to say, we eventually moved. It was so frustrating to live there.
Yeah, I mean, kids arekids. Yeah, kids going to
do what kids do. That's right. Can't complain. We were doing a
whole thing about you love the player, but you hate the team. Yeah,
any kind of sports player that youlove, but you don't like that
team, even though you're loyal towhatever team you're loyal to. But I
like this player from somewhere else.Absolutely to what I said. I hate

(38:06):
everything about the Packers, but ClayMatthews was a great linebacker. He was
yep, he was seven and eight. Not a fan of the Phillies,
but I love their catcher. Jt Romudo. Did I say that right?
Best effort because I was about tobutcher it too. Okay, the
thing is rammuthal of it. Icould be wrong. I love the Phillies
mascot, of course you do.The fanatic I danced with him on the

(38:30):
dugout boyfriend. No, he's notcute. I don't like that big honker
that he has. But what dowe learn about big noses? Oh,
I can't cheat on south Paw.South Paw is my baseball boyfriend. Okay,

(38:51):
yeah, Oh we have rules toboyfriend now. Oh yeah, like
basketball? Obviously, Benny, it'sBenny the Bull, not to be ben
college basketball. It's the Oregon Duck. What's saying six through? Oh?
Much respect to Marris for acknowledging thatMolina is the best catcher ever. Go

(39:12):
Cards never said that. I saidI liked that. Ha ha ha.
Yeah, surely the best catcher.We would never say, Go Cards.
White Sox Wednesday gave away our fourpack that we do every Wednesday three on
two. Hey Angie, this isFrankie, the head rody of all wrestling
fans. I have a question foryou in regards to that four pack of
White Sox tickets you're giving away.Do you also pay the person for going?

(39:35):
Wow? Wow? That was agood burn the slander. Don't you
slander my socks. I know we'restruggling, but don't kick us six to
roey. Oh, please tell Jakewho won the Sox tickets. The autism
isn't as bad as he thinks forhis son. Just need to find a
school and a teacher that will takethe time to unlock how he learns.

(39:58):
That's from Big Rich. That isa beautiful message. Great. I hope
that Jake heard that. Eight oneto five, Hey, what's up for
McHenry? I love the idea ofAngie and Maris becoming sports net announcers on
the fake baseball field? What doesthat mean? I'm gonna have to look
at so they have a fake basefield, fake bass. That's kind of
funny. Oh and then Maris,we have some nerd texts. Eight four

(40:22):
to seven said, Hey, Maris, I know you're a big teenage mutant
Ninja Turtle fan. What's your favoriteversion? I grew up at the eighty
seven show, but I like thetwenty tens reboot. Also grew up with
the eighty seven show. And Ithink you're talking about the Nickelodeon series in
the twenty tens, because that oneis amazing. It's very good, well
put together in a blackout Yes,okay another eight four seven. I'm excited

(40:43):
for the new Fallout show. Hopefullyit's good and doesn't suck Maris. Did
you ever get into the Fallout games? Never played Fallout, but I'm very
excited for this series. All right, okay, before Angie completely loses the
adderall thank you so much for allthe attacks. We love you, roadies.

(41:04):
I'm gonna tell you what's up foryour day next. Don't go anywhere.
It's all the news in info thatyou need. It's Rock ninety five
five, spoomn Lived, Spoonman,Spoony, all the spoons, don't God
in Rock ninety five five. Hello, good morning, it is time to
play. Don't kill Angie. Don'tkill me, keep me alive, because
if you do, I'll give youtickets to Stain and Breaking Benjamin coming to

(41:28):
Credit Union one Amphitheater, I'll qualifyyou for the incarceration music in Tattoo Festival.
Let's play eight four four ninety fivefifty. Don't Kill Angie is to
choose your adventure game to hopefully getAngie safely the Friday Bigger Fat, but
be careful. One wrong move,we'll kill Angie. Killie, and it's

(41:52):
only on Rock ninety No death,no death today. I'm telling you you
Burnmark kill me. We talked toSteve from Hobert. Good morning, Steve,
good morning, and Mars, goodmorning. How you doing, my
guy? What you're doing on thework electrician? Oh he's electric boogie wookie

(42:15):
bookie, Steve? What you wantthat? Fourteen minutes with no music?
There was just silence? Old Whenwas it fourteen minutes of new music?
I was on hold? Oh ohoh oh, I wonder why there was
no hole music. That's weird.That's really weird. Oh okay, Maris

(42:39):
did it. It's Maris's fun fault. Sorry, sorry about that, Steve.
Sorry, good have some elevator music. Should have put me true going.
Yeah, I will talk to theengineers about getting sorry about that.

(43:01):
We will fix that, all right, Steve. You're playing Don't Kill Angie
for Stained and breaking Benjamin tickets anda qualification to the Incarceration Music and Tattoo
Festival. You ready to go?That's amazing if I am? Okay,
do you happen to like the NinjaTurtles? I'm just asking ahead of time.
Oh you know as a young yeah, as a child, right yeah

(43:25):
right, not as a grown assman, but I get it. Okay,
So all right, so you'll enjoytoday's story. Yeah, it's it's
real cool. You'll enjoy today's story, Steve. Alright, so sit back
and relax. Let's go to ournarrator, Burkeleys. You're on a halfshell.
Came of all the turtles. Itis Maris. Before we get started

(43:50):
today, I'd like to make aquick disclaimer that today's Don't Kill Angie was
written by the Angie Taylor, Soany nerd reses may or may not be
accurate. You're saying you don't takeany responsibility for inaccuracies in Ninja Turtle reporting.
Not at all today, all right, not at all. Gotta let
the nerds know. We don't wantsome sort of like people coming out here

(44:12):
with flamethrowers or whatever. This isabout to hurt my brain, but here
we go. Go Ay, Steven, welcome to Don't Kill Angie today.
I tried to impress Angie with mynerd home of teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle comic
books that I just received. Naturally, Angie wanted to shoot herself in the
face, but then I showed herfemale Ninja Turtle Jinny the Squirtle Turtle.

(44:38):
Not accurate, that's what we're callingher. Angie was interested until she saw
this female turtle and thinks she needsa little makeover so she can be the
cutest turtle from the sewer. Yeah, let's make her cute. Now.
The question for you, Steve,is what should Angie do to make over

(44:59):
the lady turtle? Put some lipstickon her or give her the world's largest
slashes? Oh, every lady needssome slashes and some lipstick. But what
do you pick? I'm gonna gowith Okay, like putting lipstick on a
pig. Steve, All right,let's go again. Not comic book accurate?

(45:25):
Oh boy, here we go.Yeah, because I'm sure like the
comic book ambassadors are all listening makingsure that they're total accuracies. Right yep,
okay that they are. Here wego and she rolls up to the
squirrel. It says, he let'shave a little girly day, you know,

(45:45):
I mean you look a little dryand totally I'll do your makeup.
Jennka the squirtle reluctantly agrees. She'strying to be a bad ass ninja at
not a sexy girl. Angie makesher over and spins the chair around for
the big reveal in the mirror.Look at Jennka Squirtle takes one look at

(46:09):
herself and screams, you evil woman. You made me look like a slutty
onlyfan's turtle. She takes out herninja claws and oh what hey, no,
no, she is tearing Angie upart. Oh my god, Steve,
I'm so sorry, but you killedAngie, Steve, that bitch.

(46:35):
Why don't you do that to me? It's but you can't make her an
old woman. Say that, Steve, say that, I clap. Oh
my gosh. We try, Steve, We try to make her cute.
She wants to stay the way sheis. Whatever, It's all right,
you're still qualified for the Incarceration Musicand Tattoo Festival. Steve, what's that?

(47:00):
It's not like that's a sketchy streaminggoat fairy. Yes, you had
him laughing. He's over here delayed. I was like, oh, you're
about to lose these tickets. Thatscreaming gold fairy would never mess with that,
butch ass Squirtle. I just said, never, Squirtle. You do

(47:22):
realize squirrel is a Pokemon, right, Oh? A Squirtle as a Pokemon?
Yes? Oh I thought it wasa turtled at squirts O shout out
to Glenn what it was? Ireally that slooty little squirrel. Now she

(47:43):
didn't have only fans in five seconds? My god, Steve, you know
you throw money at that squirrel ononly fans might have to? Oh lord,
I just destroyed Maris's entire childhood.Okay, Steve, that's amazing.
You knew the streaming. Go Ferry. Congratulations. You are going to Stained

(48:06):
and Breaking Benjamin at Credit Union oneAmpitheater on Saturday, September fourteenth. Steve,
I love you. What a goodsport you are. Fantastic. Yeah,
a wonderful Wednesday. You have awonderful Wednesday. Don't electrify or electrocute
anybody, I should say, Yeah, no, we try and limit that

(48:27):
to a bare minimum. Thank you. Most importantly yourself, keep yourself.
I mean there's some people I wouldhire you to electrocute, but that's probably
not in your That's another day,job description for another day. Yes,
thank you so much for listening.Hang on the line so Prison Tattoo can
get your tickets, have a greattime. Anybody else that wants to go
to Stay and Breaking Benjamin ticketmaster dotcom for your tickets. Thank you for

(48:51):
playing Don't Kill Squirrel? Execution wasan order, and now we pray for
Angie soul, whatever's left of AngieRock ninety five five, Yeah, Litanica
sixty five. Partly cloudy today.Just look to the weekend. Look to

(49:14):
the weekend. It's gonna be amazing, like seventies sunny all weekend. Thank
you for listening. Hey, wehad a rody text in earlier saying that
they were going to golf today,kicking off like golf season for you golfers.
I have a new thing that willhelp you cheat in golf. Whoa,

(49:35):
whoa, we're promoting cheating. HaAmen, it's not cheating, it's
winning monopoly. Huh No, nocheating monopoly. Okay, And ninety five
minutes commercial free Rock. We dothat every single day. It is coming
up next, Rock ninety five tofive. Yeah Live. I just kicked
off ninety five minutes commercial free Rock. I'll rock ninety five to five.

(49:57):
The Masters is going down for Mastersweek now. Listen. I've been told
from men who golf that the measureof a man's character is how he is
on the golf course, Like ifyou're a cheater, it says a lot
about you. Like if you cheatat golf. You're supposed to be like,
not a good person. Okay,let's be a bad person. Twisted

(50:21):
Tea, Hard Eyed Tea has releaseda pair of pants that help you cheat
in golf. Mm because you knowyou might be one of amazing that My
husband just texts me while I'm talkingabout cheating at golf. Maybe you're somebody
that gambles at golf. Right,Twisted Tea Cheater pants is what they're called.
Twisted Tea cheater pants. They featurean extra golf ball that can be

(50:45):
discreetly dropped wherever you'd like on thecourse. You know that you're balling somewhere
and nobody was watching, and whoop, it laid right in front of you.
Amazing. You place your hand againsta hidden magnet and the ball rolls
or a secret hole down the pantleg, right onto the green, right
where you're standing. Do you knowhow blind the other people that you're golfing

(51:08):
with would have to be in orderfor this to work. Well, they're
still in the golf cart. Youknow, they're still drinking, they're doing
whatever. You run out to getto your ball and oops, it's right
there. Oh my god, Ifound my ball. I found there we
all watched it go into the woods. No it didn't. I don't know
what. You guys are drunk,you guys are wasting. But yeah,

(51:30):
I mean I think that's kind ofamazing. I do not condone cheating in
golf or monopoly like Maris does,or who know, like my friends do,
or other things. I am sohonest, but I would totally get
these pas. But you couldn't evensay that with a straight face. If
we're trying. I could not.I could not. I tried, I

(51:52):
tried it. I will honestly tellyou that ninety five minutes, Commercial Free
is still going down. Of course, and Requests were is coming up.
Today's theme and Request Wars songs thatmake you want to punch someone in a
face. It's now time for RequestWars. Arm your torpedoes. Are you

(52:14):
sure we should do that? Yes, we're sure we should do that.
Prepare your best smacked off because thisis gonna get real in about a second.
On the Angie Taylor Show, RequestWars. We're gonna fight today.
You know why because the theme todaybrought to us by seven oh eight.
Thank you for the text on theidea for the theme. Always, thank

(52:35):
you, always, you can alwaystext in a theme eight four four ninety
five fifty. Maris and I willpick a song based on that theme,
and we'll battle it out and thenyou vote on the winner. Seven O
eight today said do songs about wantingto Songs that make you want to punch
somebody in the face. Songs thatmake you want to punch someone. Oh,

(52:55):
came to the right place, honey, done and done? All right,
I am the two time champion rightnow. In request for is that
means, Maris, you go first? What song makes you want to punch
someone in the face. You don'thave a punch unless you got five fingers.
Oh, I had to go withfive finger death, punch under and
over it. What did the fivefingers say to the page? Five finger

(53:30):
death pigns under and over it.It's at your pick today takes a letter
M to eight four four ninety fivefifty. My pick today is for a
band that not only makes you wantto punch people in the face, but
the scent all of was it woodstock? The second Woodstock into a friend lit

(53:52):
fires because of this song. LimpBiscuit breaks up. You didn't want a
fed lip? Hey, limp Biscuitsbreak stuff like your face? You want

(54:15):
that text the letter A to eightfour four nine five five ninety five point
fifty. It's Request Wars time,it's midweek, it's home DRM homp dum,
clearly want to punch somebody in theface. Pick your favorite rock ninety
five to five. Yeah, I'mgood rock ninety five to five. It's

(54:37):
ninety five minutes commercial free and we'rein dead center of Request Wars waiting for
your votes. Get them in today'stopic or today's I should say, theme
came from seven oh eight. Thetheme is what song makes you want to
punch someone in the face? Okay, love that. I'm the two time

(54:59):
champion. May is song today?Five finger death punch under and over it?
You actually have punch in the bandtitle? Yes, I do well
done, five figure death punch overand under it? If you want that
text a letter M to A fourfour fifty. Would you your say the

(55:22):
title wolves five finger death punch underand over it? Okay? What did
you think? I didn't hear underand over it? I'm sorry, I'm
over you? How about that?Okay? I get under somebody else?
But prison Tattoo just asks if fivefinger death punch is that like fisting and
like, yes, that's what it'sabout. You would know that from prison.

(55:47):
Yeah, it's okay. Then that'sone option. The other option is
my song today, limp Biscuit alwaysmakes me want to punch somebody in the
face. Breaks up, don't fadall right, you want limb Biscuit break

(56:09):
stuff? Text the letter A toeight four four ninety five to fifty.
We're midweek. I mean you wantto like punch somebody in the face because
we're not quite at the weekend yet, but we're almost at the weekend.
Get your votes in eighty four orfour ninety five fifty. Oh, I

(56:30):
love this song daf Leppard. I'mRock ninety five five, Bay Wow ninety
five minutes commercial free rock, goingon Rock ninety five five. Happy Wednesday
Home, No, somebody that lovesto hump. Let's talk to the head
of all the roadies, the secretaryof the show in two minutes. But

(56:53):
not right now. I've forgot wherewe were. Is it it is nine
thirty six? I forgot what timeI will. Oh, we will talk
to the person that loves to humpa little bit later. Oh, we
have a winner in Request Wars.We do why do I feel like we
just played it? I don't know. I was about to be like,

(57:13):
what am I to had Rodeo?I feel like because that song would make
me want to punch people in theface. Paradise City really yeah, you
know, Axel would always jump fromthe stage and go like, beat up
all the fans, punch you.That's an Axel thing. That's not a
thing that promotes all right, mybad, I'm sorry, I have to

(57:36):
I'm trying to cover uh and thisman will not let me just have some
grace. No, let's go toI do that. I don't know you
should not. All right. Sotoday in Request Wars, the theme was
a song that makes you want topunch somebody in the face. Whatever song
it is, I'm gonna punch Maristoday. Maris' song was five finger death

(57:57):
Punch. That's cute. My songwas Biscuit, Who is the Winner?
Who? Angie too say with yourchest, come on and the world the
world. I know you don't wantto know about it. I promise you
don't want this life. It's rockninety five to five Angie Taylor Show,

(58:20):
Thank you so much for listening.Roadies. Let's go to the head of
all the roadies, the secretary ofthe show, keeping all the notes,
always exploring good, Dora the explorer. It is Jay the Gay said thank
you for ging me a Mathra reference, and I'll do you one better.

(58:42):
Go ahead. That's gonna suck,so go ahead, go ahead, Ned
for good the opening Listen. Eventhough Angie A. Smith tried to make
the show sports centric this morning,and personally I love anything that involves balls
flying at the face, Yeah,she was actually leaning towards Angie being Angie

(59:02):
Rose. Okay, oh, AmberRose and Peter Rose listen, I'll explain.
Oh yeah. First off, afterhearing about a man recently roughly winning
almost a million dollars chasing the dragonin Vegas, Angie and Morris, now
I want to spend all the moneythat they have at the casino today.
Yeah, we do bright side well, on the bright side, if they

(59:23):
hit a big Marris can afford tohelp his transmission transition into a new car,
and Angie can actualize her dream ofgetting Eiffel Tower at the Eiffel Tower.
He may, I'm so looking forwardto that. Paris is where bad
things happen, and I'm going toParis and may so yeah, Columbia,

(59:44):
Ecuador. No Ecuador, Oh,because of like the big dogs. Job
again, this happened yesterday. Idon't remember what happened yesterday. You remember
what was happening ten minutes ago?What did you have for lunch yesterday?
O? Bam? Okay, goon jay. Yeah. Also, since
I've steered the ship in the gamblingwaters, I figure I should end a

(01:00:05):
point about the upcoming flop Toopia gamblingcenter. By coming soon and completely out
of place will be flop Topia Coliseumand all inclusive construction that will favor all
forms of racing. Wow. IfAngie learned and got in trouble with her
upstairs neighbor recently for blessing Beyonce throughoutthe hell of the halls of Floptopia,
she complained that he apparently owns severalhorses, runs derby races, and has

(01:00:28):
chariot races inside his black Yeah,cherryt's a fire up there something. Well
here's the thing though, Okay,now I find a way to capitalize on
all this. Now, if youwere together all those piddons next door,
and you put a chariot and horseraces in the yard quans, you would
literally be the epicenter of racing inChicago. Think about it, all the

(01:00:51):
money that would be amazing. Youknow what would be better is if we
got you a different phone? Yesyou you androids? What? Yes?
What? What? What? Theydon't work? We don't have a lawsuit
against us for for what? ForApple use they have the best device?

(01:01:16):
What kind of what kind of conspiracytheory? Is it conspiracy? There a
couple of times, if ever,they have a giant lawsuit facing me for
all the horrible things that Apple does. Say anything to try to like talk
your way out of not sitting atthe cool table. It really was two

(01:01:37):
years late. Always you guys don'thave reception ever? You did you just
hear Jay the gay? I couldn't. That's probably his cell phone provider versus
his phone. Who's your provider?Mobile? Oh? Good god, I'm
sure I don't know. I don'tknow. I'm sure it's great. No

(01:02:00):
sponsors for this show everything, jitterbug, And that's why I can't get a
phone, no money, because youget those sponsors could just dump on everyone.
Jitterbug Jay, Where can we findyour notes every day? Wow?
That's right, you can find mynotes on rockingwety five five dot com and
pick on the Anti Taylor tab.Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy,

(01:02:21):
Jitterbug Jay, thank you so much. Oh wow, you might have
a new name, Jitterbug Jay thegay you know, because I want to
get your government name in there.Thank you so much. Hey, if
you missed anything from this crap show, listen to the Anti Taylor Show podcast
wherever you get your podcasts and onthe free iHeartRadio app. It's time for

(01:02:44):
the ten o'clock toast on the AntieTaylor Show. Yeah, Antie's drinking at
ten am. Joiner and a toastdump fellowship, chuck itggs, chug and
Tugger cheers. Today's ten o'clock toastgoes out to mako oh Selena. Bitty

(01:03:10):
bitty bamba okay. A TV stationin Mexico invited viewers to send in personal
video footage of the eclipse. Someonetook the opportunity to send in a video
that featured an eclipse. I sentyou guys the same video yesterday. You're
joking. He put his bitty bittybig balls like, you know, like

(01:03:37):
the eclipse, Like he tried todo it and it was his balls.
And the Mexican TV station did notreally like shuffle through all these eclipse videos.
Yeah, they just like preview.They didn't preview it. A producer
is getting fired in Mexico to day, however, so amazing. Instead of
the moon drifting through the light,it was a close up of this dude's

(01:04:01):
bitty bitty bum bumbs. Considering thenext solar eclipse won't happen until twenty forty
four, we will have to waitabout twenty years to see if somebody can
get away with that stunt one moretime. Shout out to Mexican TV news
stations. I wish people were alittle more loosey goosey here. So you
know, you go overseas, youget to see all kinds of things.

(01:04:23):
That's an eclipse in America, bythe way, not just eclips in general.
What are you talking about? Solike there's eclipses happening? I know,
So why are you correcting my eclipsereport? What did I say wrong?
Now? What did I do?You just said the next eclipse was
in twenty years. Yeah, there'sother eclipses that would be happened, Okay,
Bill New Year's Eve, the scienceguy Jesus Christ. So yeah,

(01:04:49):
I guess if you're in like Istanbulor something. I don't know when it's
going to happen for you, butI'm talking about here. Okay, but
good are you in Mexico? Iwish we could see more. You ever
go overseas and you watch the TVat night or like whatever during the day,
and yeah, dang, it's veryfree out there. Girls on TV.

(01:05:13):
Here's my number, call me commercials. Yeah okay, And then there's
like kind of like Peter happening onTV sometimes like what they don't have an
f CC. I'm just saying,like if they didn't have an FCC here,
this show would be lit as hell. Can you imagine when do we

(01:05:36):
go to satellite? Wow? Imean I'll always stay Chicago, but like
you know, live from Chicago thesatellite show boom, then we can get
like real stupid. That would bea mixic. I just put all our
bitty bitty mumbums up there. Mexico. I love it. Okay, you

(01:05:58):
got Mexico. Thank you so muchfor listening today. Do you think Waltzman
in Mexico. I'm sure he has. There's no way. There's no way.
He's traveling a lot of places.There's no way. Do they have
like a I've never been to Mexico. Probably I'm trying to find a way

(01:06:19):
to come on crap on Walt becauseit's tradition. Okay, so Walt and
his little bitty bitty bomb bomb