COHOES CLOWN

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So when I moved here, I was in Cohos for
like three years or so. I loved Cohos. I have
Coses near and dear to my heart, and I've wandered
around Cohos, and there's some odd folks in Cahos, right.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I too, spent a lot of time in Cohos. My
daughter took some theater classes there, so they would be
a couple hours, so I would just hang out in Cahos.
I went to that sub shop, crossed the way substitute, substitute,
so we substitute. I feel like we know Cohos, the
fabric of Cahos, and there's a little bit of crazy
ye walking around the streets of Cohes want to love.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
For Cos, But this is the kind of thing I
might want to see actually in Cohos. This is just
to come across.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Last Thursday, here comes a guy walking down I think
Lancaster Street carrying an electric chainsaw, which is scary but
could be worse, right, and a pretty pretty purged like
creepy clown.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Mask on I do you might as clown mass, but
this is a terrifying clown mask. It's a solid clown mass.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Poor Natalie Gwynn's like waiting to get the kids off
the bus. The kids are coming home soon, and she
takes a look at this clown chainsaw carry and fell up.
Walking my mom out to the car. She was going
to pick up my daughter from school. And I saw
a dude in a blue sports jersey and a clown
mask walking down the street.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
It was a little weird, but I kind of rolled
my eyes and.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
What would you do?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, first of all, Giants fan? Is that the blue
jerseys the Giants got.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's a rased whatever his fandom is, it's erased by
the purage.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, it really is.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, I would say I would just go be clown.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
There we go. It's the world we live in today.
Should be frightened.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I would be curious. I might wander over and follow
to see what was happening.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, there was a neighbor who I guess took him
to the ground over here and call the cops.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's a solid move.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Cops arrived, took a hose.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Officers arrived, and when they separated the two, they were
able to determine that there was an individual who was
wearing a clown mask and had possession of an electric chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
So I actually was concerned for the vigil ante who
took down the mask clown. W yeah, because now he's
in a t and the cops arrive and they don't
know who's the bad guy. You can don'tsoom they don't.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
You're right, you know what I mean? So, and I
don't Was he holding the knuckle knife? You know, that's
like that's a that's like right out of the movies,
one of those things.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
The chainsaw, I assume was ready to go. I don't
know if he had the safety if.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
He menaced people with that, did he go woo?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Here are the chargers for the.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Clown possession of a weapon, one being the chainsaw, another
one being a metal knuckle knife that he had on
his person, and then the third one being the fact
that he menaced someone with bad chainsaw, which is a
dangerous instrument or deadly.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Do I think you're gonna walk my streets and menace
me or any of my friends or family? You will
not be.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Menaced twenty six ninety five for that baby, I know, right,
It's like it's like brass knuckles with a big knife
on it.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
If not for the tariffs, I would have known your
next to move purchase quid.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
It would have been chiefly made. If these are legal.
I don't know if the brass knuckles are even legal.
I canna be careful of that. This says first responders,
trench knife. Damn, that's a tough job right there.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well, Craig Walcott is the guy, and I don't even
know he was inks. But I don't know if he's
from cos they.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Said from already. So you could see a baby wandering
the street in just a diaper and this guy in
the same field of view and goes That's why I
love goes over.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
In substitute, they got the they got the tots man,
get a sub and to Yeah, I love it combo