CONVOY YELLOWSTONE

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Bread butter and the gout hard rolls with Quinn and Cantara.
From paleolithic men to diabetic house husbands, we hit it all.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Morning, Kaplan, I'm Quinn, Cantara, Alexis Mariti Shaw.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Please.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
We got to start bringing hard rolls to events like Oh,
I actually roll Conboy for Tots yesterday. I know we
should bring some hard rolls. And there's a lot of
hard rollers there.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Did you eat that one? Hung lowly Claire o Claire
ate Claire that he did? He gave me, that gave us.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Oh, we got different things.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh what did you get?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
We got different things. I got actually a really cool
Christmas ornament.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
I did too, and didn't put a donut in there
for you.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
No, I got some some stuff you add to your
fire that makes it color.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
For thirty minutes.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Very I had to go show my wife.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
He spent like nine dollars on him, one of a
kind like Stuart's, you know, Christmas tree.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Ornamenting cash cash, But he's such a badass. He's the
last guy you think we give anyone an ornaments is.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Very very kind. Thank you, wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Thanks to everyone who was out of convoy for Todd.
So just a quick movie suggestion. All right, stumbled upon it.
I do recall. You know, every Monday we have the
top five movies we give you, Like Red One was
the number one movie in the box office, right, So
I remember last year when this was in the top
five for a couple of weeks. I'm like, okay, the
hell is Thelma?

Speaker 5 (01:21):
And then you look at it. Look that's an old
lady on a scooter.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
So I saw that old lady on a scooter up
on one of the streamers.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
It's on Hulu right now.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Okay, I saw it and I pulled the trigger. You
pull the trigger. Oh it's just a very sweet movie.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
I can. I can't recommend it enough.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Really, And you know there's what is the what is
the idea behind the movie? The old lady on the scooter?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Old people get scammed.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yes, she did that.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
She didn't just get scammed. She went to the po
box where she sent the money. Oh, she's on a
mission impossible, Bros. Got that whole Tom Cruise thing going like,
she has to make a maneuver. Bro, she has to
stand on a bed. She's ninety three and real the
fall is the greatest fear. Oh, the fall is the end. Oh, no,
it is no talking about it again. I hear this

(02:05):
fall at ninety three. She knows it's over.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
She has to get on a bed.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
She rolls up, stands up, stands on a bed and
reaches on a by the cabinet to get a gun.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
A god gun.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
And okay, then from there on out it's down the
roll all right.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
So it's a vengeance movie.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
It is.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I can get behind.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
That and Malcolm McDowell, isn't.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
It Parker Posey?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I saw Parker Posey. But she has to extract information
from Malcolm McDowell. Selma does ninety three old film me.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
You know she does it?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
How does she do it?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
She squeezes his oxygen hose because he's on oxygen. She
puts a cake in his oxygen oxygen.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
I'm gonna put this in my uh, my red and
red to uh.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Kind of like action, old old hard roller movies. Have
you seen that one yet?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Any of the old ones there.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
The action is a little slower now that.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Too, Okay, So it's not like, you know, constant gunfire.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
No, there's one because one time she drops the gun
and it goes off.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well, there's constant gunfire on Yellowstones, big in a hard
rolls mine.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
God, I love that one of us is finally falling
into Yellowstone.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I am addicted, bro, I'm addicted. You think it gets
six episodes in and I'm like, what was I thinking?
I'm so all over this show.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
It took you a couple of times to get going on.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
It, though, I wondered. And then I have to have
this big inner discussion with myself, is this is this
my job that ruined this show for me? To kept
me away because you and I like kind of gave
it a little bit of a hard time originally.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I think the problem is it was it be so popular,
and you usually don't go with the mainstream.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I that had to be.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
It was so popular so fast, so let it have
some time.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, and you also don't like anything produced by like
big television, you know, and that's a paramount production.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
I mean, we know you.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Well, It's okay, this works, I'm telling you, of course
it does.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
It's like Succession but out West. Yeah, you love that.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I got that, and then I got but I also
got Gotham going too, So I'm like, I'm like, the best.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Both worlds over here.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I feel like you're a thirteen year old, and then
you got something for you know, the thirty the seventy
three year old.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
I don't know if you can keep them both going simultaneously.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Am, though, it's incredible.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
You're gonna crash.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
He's done twenty two episodes of Gotham, four more seasons
now and six episodes of Yellowstone at the same time.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yeah, and I'm already excited for eighteen sixty three.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
You're crossing streams. You know what happens when you cross streams.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, it's ugly. I got any hard roll here, Jesus
fix settle down, Quinn