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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, welcome to dive Bar Math six.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You know these guys gave two hundred dollars sunglasses to
my student son.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Old classroom, Old classroom. That's Quinny Cantara from Picks when
I'm six.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Who's this?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
This is Steve?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
All right, Steve, we're playing dive bar Math. You any
good at math? Half? Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is something we don't normally do on the show.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We're breaking a rule. We normally never play math.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
But for some reason, like I've just had, I was
going through some old audio and I found we played
that John Mellencamp math game. Yeah, it was so much fun.
It was about smoking cigarettes. Oh yeah, how many he
would smoke?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And well, this is dive bar math. It sounds like
dive bar math.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
So here's here. Just just listen closely, Steve. Okay, you're
playing for George thorough good tickets. All right, all right,
You and two friends are at the Dizzy Donkey, celebrating
your buddy Ted's divorce from his one legged stripper of
a wife. Ted orders a beer, Your other buddy orders
are run and coke, and you order hogs Steve, how
(01:05):
many drinks were ordered by five?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, five drinks were ordered, well done?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
All right, Steve Right, Steve, Steve, Teresa and her five bridesmaids.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Teresa are in Nashville at the slurd Words Saloon for
her bachelorette party.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
All the bride bridesmaids are ordering white wine and a
slippery nipple, and Teresa.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Ordered logs bot.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
How many drinks did the girls order?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Wow, you're good body, You're good. I stumble over that
first part. Well done.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Now, if you were listening super early this morning, we
tipped you off to this number three question in the
Game of Dive bar math for George Stero. Good tickets,
Steve over at the Whiskey Drift Tavern, five Long Island
iced teas are on the table. Chelsea staggers by and
knocks three L L I L I I ts to
the floor. Chelsea feels bad, so he orders.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
How many drinks does the table have now? Steve, Bye bye.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yes, it was my Long islandized tea.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
How lot of that?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Listen, you've already won the game, congratulations, but let's do
another one more, just for fun.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
A good deal you got, okay, Steve.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
William has zero fewer friends than Elijah.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Elijah has two friends. William orders.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Logs.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
How many friends does William have?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Now three? I think it's just the two.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
You're an alcoholic like me, and you got you got
three extra friends in each drink.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
He has two friends and Elijah, and Elijah has two friends.
So doesn't.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
What he and I are calling his friends are the
three drinks that George is saying that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm really worried about William in the original math problem.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I think, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's not your fault.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Man, it's not your fault.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You are going to see George thorough Good and the
Destroyers at the Palace.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Thanks for playing dive bar Math. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Thank
Hey, welcome to dive Bar Math six.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You know these guys gave two hundred dollars sunglasses to
my student son.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Old classroom, Old classroom. That's Quinny Cantara from Picks when
I'm six.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Who's this?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
This is Steve?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
All right, Steve, we're playing dive bar Math. You any
good at math? Half? Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is something we don't normally do on the show.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We're breaking a rule. We normally never play math.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
But for some reason, like I've just had, I was
going through some old audio and I found we played
that John Mellencamp math game. Yeah, it was so much fun.
It was about smoking cigarettes. Oh yeah, how many he
would smoke?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And well, this is dive bar math. It sounds like
dive bar math.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
So here's here. Just just listen closely, Steve. Okay, you're
playing for George thorough good tickets. All right, all right,
You and two friends are at the Dizzy Donkey, celebrating
your buddy Ted's divorce from his one legged stripper of
a wife. Ted orders a beer, Your other buddy orders
are run and coke, and you order hogs Steve, how
(01:05):
many drinks were ordered by five?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, five drinks were ordered, well done?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
All right, Steve Right, Steve, Steve, Teresa and her five bridesmaids.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Teresa are in Nashville at the slurd Words Saloon for
her bachelorette party.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
All the bride bridesmaids are ordering white wine and a
slippery nipple, and Teresa.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Ordered logs bot.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
How many drinks did the girls order?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Wow, you're good body, You're good. I stumble over that
first part. Well done.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Now, if you were listening super early this morning, we
tipped you off to this number three question in the
Game of Dive bar math for George Stero. Good tickets,
Steve over at the Whiskey Drift Tavern, five Long Island
iced teas are on the table. Chelsea staggers by and
knocks three L L I L I I ts to
the floor. Chelsea feels bad, so he orders.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
How many drinks does the table have now? Steve, Bye bye.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yes, it was my Long islandized tea.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
How lot of that?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Listen, you've already won the game, congratulations, but let's do
another one more, just for fun.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
A good deal you got, okay, Steve.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
William has zero fewer friends than Elijah.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Elijah has two friends. William orders.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Logs.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
How many friends does William have?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Now three? I think it's just the two.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
You're an alcoholic like me, and you got you got
three extra friends in each drink.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
He has two friends and Elijah, and Elijah has two friends.
So doesn't.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
What he and I are calling his friends are the
three drinks that George is saying that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm really worried about William in the original math problem.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I think, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's not your fault.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Man, it's not your fault.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You are going to see George thorough Good and the
Destroyers at the Palace.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Thanks for playing dive bar Math. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Thank
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