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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jim, you're on with Queenland Can Tiara, the Great Jim Florentine, everybody, Jim,
welcome back to the program.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's good to be back. Man. We do we do
this like once a year or so.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, last time we talked to you, we ed, we
talked to James any Don Jamison and then Jamison.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Some weird reason we scheduled you on the same day
on purpose. Yes, how you.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Doing, man, everything's good. How about you, guys, We're good.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Your new special you Can't Please Them All is on
Amazon right now. Congratulations?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah. Thanks. What will happen is the audio version of
You Can't Please Them All out? The comedy is out
today like on iTunes or wherever you get it, and
then the video version on Amazon Prime will be out
in like two weeks.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The comedy albums out today?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
All right? Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Because do you have two other specials on Prime right now?
And then this one will get there.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Good. It'll be on that two B TV too, okay. Yeah,
it's pretty cool. I like two B TV. There's some
decent programming on there.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I was just watching Goosebumps on there with my son
earlier this week.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's adorable. You guys, it's adorable. Speaking of children, how's
the how's the basketball coaching? You guys started that this
season already.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
No, I don't I do it like in the summer,
the ball us maybe the spring. In the summer is
the days I could do it, because sometimes it's like
Friday nights and I'm working. But you know, I just
do it the wreck. But you know, I didn't do
it this summer. I was an assistant coach because I
care more about it than the kids, and it pisses
me off. I'm like, what am I doing this for?
You guys think it's you know, you got so I
(01:26):
get mad at that, so I had to bow out.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
You don't have to clarify that. You just do wreck.
I mean, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
You're coaching your son, though, aren't you.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, just you know, yeah, I am coaching. But I
don't know anything about basketball. I can only be a
wreck coach. Okay, but I never played. Look my theory.
I don't know anything about zone defense of two threes.
I just say, look, the best kid on my team
covers the best kid on their team, and the second
best and triple team triple team. The best kid on
that team and lead to two kids that don't even
(01:57):
know how to shoot. Leave them wide, oh, because they'll
never score back. That's fine. That's one.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Which one? Which one is your son? The kid who
can't shoot or the best kid on the team.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
He's one of the best kids on the team.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, that's good, that's nice.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's Jim Florentine, got ring a bell, Cantara, No, my Jim.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You know what I discovered this week last week. But
when my at Jim, they put my son in right
field when they played flag football, they make them the
safety way back there.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I just learned that he's concerned.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, that's not good. I mean when you when you're
in little league and how old is eight?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
He's eleven and a half.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, the baseball is that's probably not going to be
his career.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Maybe pretty sad, Jim. We had this fight this week.
What what what? What?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Age is old to you?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I think if people say seventy two is young, that
means that you're old.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
If you said that age is old to you?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, like is somebody sixty nine old to you?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That's a personal problem. Town can right now, Gandara, that's
personal right there?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah? Yeah, absolutely sixty nine is old.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, you fellas death
on that.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
On that topic.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
If you're the Scorpions and you're playing a residency in Vegas,
wouldn't you take the sixtieth anniversary tour off the tof
the marquee, wouldn't you take the sixty off?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well? You know, I think that I get it, but
I think everyone knows how old the Scorpions are and
how long they've been around, So you know, the people
are gonna go see them, are gonna be like a man,
they're old. They know they're roll, but.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
They'll be reminded how old they are, won't they.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
There's no twenty two year old hot girls at a
bachelorette party driving down the Vegas Drip seeing the Scorpions
go hey, let's go see that. Oh let's not. Let's
instead of going to the club again, bottle service, you know,
let's go see the Scorpion.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Jim, what have you seen a show where you've been
like these guys are too old and they should hang
it up, or you're just happy that they're playing.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
When I saw Deep Purple like two years ago, like
nobody moved on stage. I don't need a from people
running around. But I'm like god AND's and they're like
more like a jam band. So it was boring to me.
But yeah, look, it's tough to see your guys didn't
when they're just standing there. But if you're I don't know,
it's a weird thing.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Headfield grew that beard. It freaked me out.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I mean, yeah, come on, I mean, would you pay
to see Ozzie at this point?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And I've seen Ozzie like forty times in my career,
you know, over the years and stuff, and I've seen
him in his prime. I saw him do great and
you know, at this point, I don't know if you
could sing. And I don't want to ruin that legacy
of see and it's a great times I seen him.
I stopped seeing a lot of bands like I won't
see Iron Baiden anymore, I won't see Judas Priest, I
won't see Guns and Rows. I saw them all and
I saw them do you know, in their prime doing
(04:42):
great shows. I don't want to see it anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I respect that I do too. Yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Let's talk about the NFL and the hypocrisy of the NFL.
Jimmy why are they such hypocrites?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Well, that's that's on my comedy. I'm a whole bit
about that. You know how they you know, they're really
helping out by and racism in the end zone because
that's that's you know, racism is down forty percent since
they put that in the back of the end zone.
It's really helping out.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
You can't please them all, it really is.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It's amazing how everyone like who would have know, like
in the history books, you know, one hundred years from now,
they're going to go what ended racism in twenty twenty four?
If you're like the NFL just painted in the back
of the end zone and once started getting along, you know,
you know that that's all took.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Have you noticed some of the players using the extra
padded cap, the guardian cap on top of the helmets
during the games?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Have you noticed that?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It's embarrassing? I thought I was watching a special Olympics.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It's smart, though, isn't it. Jim? It's smart?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Look and I'm a Miami band. My quarterback might have
be wearing one when he comes back. He's got to
have a freaking slide, so.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I'd love it.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Did you see this last concussion from Tua. He did
that handshake, saying, again, this is getting scared.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
He does no, but he does that because he wants attention.
I know what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
He thought that.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The first time he did it, like a couple of
years ago, on that Thursday night game, which though they
took him over a strutcher, he was on the plane.
He like he went to a local Cincinnati hospitals in Cincinnati.
He was back on the plane flying back with the
team that night, playing cards and laughing with all the players.
And even even after this last concussion the next day,
he was in Disney with with his teammates and his kids.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Wow, you tell me these are fake concussions, fake fake concussions.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No, they're real concussions. But he likes to put his
finger up like that, so everyone talks about.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Him put his finger up.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Was it like he was paralyzed?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, yeah, okay, you're we just checking. You're not a doctor,
are you?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah? Yeah, I am a doctor. I hate what people
go to I'm not a doctor. Yeah yeah, I know.
You're my plumber. You're you're you're on clogging my toilet
right now. I have a feeling you're not a doctor.
I'm not going to go you go to you to
get my blood pressure checked.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And speaking of blood pressure, Hey, y'all excited about the
political season.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
You got any yard signs in your yard?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, I don't care. I don't care who votes for
anybody whatever. You know, I'm not gonna be mad if
someone votes this way or that way. It's so it's
so childish. Who cares?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I love that answer.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It doesn't really look is it really gonna affect us
our day to day living? Whoever's in there? Okay, I
gotta go to work. I still got to go up
and go to work.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, that's part of what would affect my day to
day living depending on who wins.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, look, if there was a kind I said, look,
everyone's only working three days a week. I vote for
that one. I'm like, good, this is going to affect
my day to day.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Is Kimmel too much for you?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You know? He's fine. You know, I just wish they
would get back to like these late night guys. That's
why Greg Greg Gutfeld is you know, getting like three
million viewers a night because he's actually doing comedy on there.
These guys are you know, doing the same Trump as
an Orange Man jokes. You know, they're interchangeable between all
the late night guys, like just get back to just
(08:04):
making regular jokes.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
But Jim Florentine has a professional and successful comedian, you know, Gottfeld.
Is it funny right on the table here. Guttfeld isn't
a real comedian, is he.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, he's not a comedian. But he's only like Jimmy
Kimmel is not a comedian. He's got a stand up
Jimmy Jimmy Fallon did a little stand up whatever. Who
else was it late night Colbert never did stand up.
A lot of them never did stand up.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Okay, And I just think I think he's a stand
up comedian, no question. Yeah, I see, Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I like Jimmy Jimmy Gammy, I start, I've done crank
Angers and stuff. He just sent me one of the
old puppets from crank Angers, Bobby Fletcher, because I guess
the show is officially over, so he sent it to
my house, and I'm.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Like, cool, Yeah, that's super cool.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Save that my god.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, well, Jeff Larantine, you can't please him. All or
Yard Signs are not being called the best material of
his career and that is something right there.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
We've known you for a long time.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
My friend can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Jim Guy.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Check it out on Amazon. You can get the audio
special right now.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
It's pick quinin Cantara.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Clearly in shape.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I said, you guys are showing up with six packs
and military boots mornings.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
I've picked one oh six
Jim, you're on with Queenland Can Tiara, the Great Jim Florentine, everybody, Jim,
welcome back to the program.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's good to be back. Man. We do we do
this like once a year or so.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, last time we talked to you, we ed, we
talked to James any Don Jamison and then Jamison.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Some weird reason we scheduled you on the same day
on purpose. Yes, how you.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Doing, man, everything's good. How about you, guys, We're good.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Your new special you Can't Please Them All is on
Amazon right now. Congratulations?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah. Thanks. What will happen is the audio version of
You Can't Please Them All out? The comedy is out
today like on iTunes or wherever you get it, and
then the video version on Amazon Prime will be out
in like two weeks.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The comedy albums out today?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
All right? Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Because do you have two other specials on Prime right now?
And then this one will get there.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Good. It'll be on that two B TV too, okay. Yeah,
it's pretty cool. I like two B TV. There's some
decent programming on there.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I was just watching Goosebumps on there with my son
earlier this week.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's adorable. You guys, it's adorable. Speaking of children, how's
the how's the basketball coaching? You guys started that this
season already.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
No, I don't I do it like in the summer,
the ball us maybe the spring. In the summer is
the days I could do it, because sometimes it's like
Friday nights and I'm working. But you know, I just
do it the wreck. But you know, I didn't do
it this summer. I was an assistant coach because I
care more about it than the kids, and it pisses
me off. I'm like, what am I doing this for?
You guys think it's you know, you got so I
(01:26):
get mad at that, so I had to bow out.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
You don't have to clarify that. You just do wreck.
I mean, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
You're coaching your son, though, aren't you.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, just you know, yeah, I am coaching. But I
don't know anything about basketball. I can only be a
wreck coach. Okay, but I never played. Look my theory.
I don't know anything about zone defense of two threes.
I just say, look, the best kid on my team
covers the best kid on their team, and the second
best and triple team triple team. The best kid on
that team and lead to two kids that don't even
(01:57):
know how to shoot. Leave them wide, oh, because they'll
never score back. That's fine. That's one.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Which one? Which one is your son? The kid who
can't shoot or the best kid on the team.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
He's one of the best kids on the team.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, that's good, that's nice.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's Jim Florentine, got ring a bell, Cantara, No, my Jim.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You know what I discovered this week last week. But
when my at Jim, they put my son in right
field when they played flag football, they make them the
safety way back there.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I just learned that he's concerned.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, that's not good. I mean when you when you're
in little league and how old is eight?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
He's eleven and a half.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, the baseball is that's probably not going to be
his career.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Maybe pretty sad, Jim. We had this fight this week.
What what what? What?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Age is old to you?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I think if people say seventy two is young, that
means that you're old.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
If you said that age is old to you?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, like is somebody sixty nine old to you?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That's a personal problem. Town can right now, Gandara, that's
personal right there?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah? Yeah, absolutely sixty nine is old.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, you fellas death
on that.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
On that topic.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
If you're the Scorpions and you're playing a residency in Vegas,
wouldn't you take the sixtieth anniversary tour off the tof
the marquee, wouldn't you take the sixty off?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well? You know, I think that I get it, but
I think everyone knows how old the Scorpions are and
how long they've been around, So you know, the people
are gonna go see them, are gonna be like a man,
they're old. They know they're roll, but.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
They'll be reminded how old they are, won't they.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
There's no twenty two year old hot girls at a
bachelorette party driving down the Vegas Drip seeing the Scorpions
go hey, let's go see that. Oh let's not. Let's
instead of going to the club again, bottle service, you know,
let's go see the Scorpion.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Jim, what have you seen a show where you've been
like these guys are too old and they should hang
it up, or you're just happy that they're playing.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
When I saw Deep Purple like two years ago, like
nobody moved on stage. I don't need a from people
running around. But I'm like god AND's and they're like
more like a jam band. So it was boring to me.
But yeah, look, it's tough to see your guys didn't
when they're just standing there. But if you're I don't know,
it's a weird thing.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Headfield grew that beard. It freaked me out.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I mean, yeah, come on, I mean, would you pay
to see Ozzie at this point?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And I've seen Ozzie like forty times in my career,
you know, over the years and stuff, and I've seen
him in his prime. I saw him do great and
you know, at this point, I don't know if you
could sing. And I don't want to ruin that legacy
of see and it's a great times I seen him.
I stopped seeing a lot of bands like I won't
see Iron Baiden anymore, I won't see Judas Priest, I
won't see Guns and Rows. I saw them all and
I saw them do you know, in their prime doing
(04:42):
great shows. I don't want to see it anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I respect that I do too. Yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Let's talk about the NFL and the hypocrisy of the NFL.
Jimmy why are they such hypocrites?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Well, that's that's on my comedy. I'm a whole bit
about that. You know how they you know, they're really
helping out by and racism in the end zone because
that's that's you know, racism is down forty percent since
they put that in the back of the end zone.
It's really helping out.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
You can't please them all, it really is.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It's amazing how everyone like who would have know, like
in the history books, you know, one hundred years from now,
they're going to go what ended racism in twenty twenty four?
If you're like the NFL just painted in the back
of the end zone and once started getting along, you know,
you know that that's all took.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Have you noticed some of the players using the extra
padded cap, the guardian cap on top of the helmets
during the games?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Have you noticed that?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It's embarrassing? I thought I was watching a special Olympics.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It's smart, though, isn't it. Jim? It's smart?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Look and I'm a Miami band. My quarterback might have
be wearing one when he comes back. He's got to
have a freaking slide, so.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I'd love it.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Did you see this last concussion from Tua. He did
that handshake, saying, again, this is getting scared.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
He does no, but he does that because he wants attention.
I know what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
He thought that.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The first time he did it, like a couple of
years ago, on that Thursday night game, which though they
took him over a strutcher, he was on the plane.
He like he went to a local Cincinnati hospitals in Cincinnati.
He was back on the plane flying back with the
team that night, playing cards and laughing with all the players.
And even even after this last concussion the next day,
he was in Disney with with his teammates and his kids.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Wow, you tell me these are fake concussions, fake fake concussions.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No, they're real concussions. But he likes to put his
finger up like that, so everyone talks about.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Him put his finger up.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Was it like he was paralyzed?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, yeah, okay, you're we just checking. You're not a doctor,
are you?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah? Yeah, I am a doctor. I hate what people
go to I'm not a doctor. Yeah yeah, I know.
You're my plumber. You're you're you're on clogging my toilet
right now. I have a feeling you're not a doctor.
I'm not going to go you go to you to
get my blood pressure checked.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And speaking of blood pressure, Hey, y'all excited about the
political season.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
You got any yard signs in your yard?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, I don't care. I don't care who votes for
anybody whatever. You know, I'm not gonna be mad if
someone votes this way or that way. It's so it's
so childish. Who cares?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I love that answer.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It doesn't really look is it really gonna affect us
our day to day living? Whoever's in there? Okay, I
gotta go to work. I still got to go up
and go to work.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, that's part of what would affect my day to
day living depending on who wins.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, look, if there was a kind I said, look,
everyone's only working three days a week. I vote for
that one. I'm like, good, this is going to affect
my day to day.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Is Kimmel too much for you?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You know? He's fine. You know, I just wish they
would get back to like these late night guys. That's
why Greg Greg Gutfeld is you know, getting like three
million viewers a night because he's actually doing comedy on there.
These guys are you know, doing the same Trump as
an Orange Man jokes. You know, they're interchangeable between all
the late night guys, like just get back to just
(08:04):
making regular jokes.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
But Jim Florentine has a professional and successful comedian, you know, Gottfeld.
Is it funny right on the table here. Guttfeld isn't
a real comedian, is he.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, he's not a comedian. But he's only like Jimmy
Kimmel is not a comedian. He's got a stand up
Jimmy Jimmy Fallon did a little stand up whatever. Who
else was it late night Colbert never did stand up.
A lot of them never did stand up.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Okay, And I just think I think he's a stand
up comedian, no question. Yeah, I see, Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I like Jimmy Jimmy Gammy, I start, I've done crank
Angers and stuff. He just sent me one of the
old puppets from crank Angers, Bobby Fletcher, because I guess
the show is officially over, so he sent it to
my house, and I'm.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Like, cool, Yeah, that's super cool.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Save that my god.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, well, Jeff Larantine, you can't please him. All or
Yard Signs are not being called the best material of
his career and that is something right there.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
We've known you for a long time.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
My friend can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Jim Guy.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Check it out on Amazon. You can get the audio
special right now.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
It's pick quinin Cantara.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Clearly in shape.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I said, you guys are showing up with six packs
and military boots mornings.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
I've picked one oh six
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