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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, this is so much fun. It's driving crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, it's a lot, a lot of things are driving
me crazy right now.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Oh good, because that's that's my that's my drive.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Worse than a child. We finally got this package that
kit cats.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You take cat your packages here.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Paid ten dollars to mail, ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And five cents for one package from kit Cat.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
She's been calling every day this week. Did you get
my package? It's finally here.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
No wonder if she's so concerned because she paid ten
dollars for it. She wants to make sure she got
her money's worth.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's gotten in here. You're right, I get it. I
bring it to Quinn. I say wait, let's not open
this toll. We go on the air I've got. He
likes tearing the corners, putting his finger in.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I think this is the add water sponge. It's gonna
I feel like maybe this is a bar so.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You couldn't keep your hands off it.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Now here we are mostly because it bothers you, like
it's kryptonite to Superman over here.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well that's the other thing that yes, KitKat. She's like
last time she sent us something a few years ago,
it was like a beat up matchbox car she found
on the side of the road, no joke, whiskers from her.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Cat, Cat Cat, and then like I think so, like
a little house or something a little, like a little
couple of trinkets, a kitty cat, or like a plastic
kitty cat.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It was nonsense.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
And they're on my desk in a silver bowl right now,
kit cat.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I almost just lick my finger to get some gription.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Over here.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I just realize I've been holding this. I cannot put
my finger in my mouth. Hit your finger in all right, here's.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
The ten dollars padded bag sent retail via the.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
United States Postal Service.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You can take their tar.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, okay, oh, she goes, this is exciting. Oh look
at this. I handheld twenty twenty twenty six calendar. Can't down.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
It's beautiful flowers on it is that Ann Taylor? And
then here you open this while I don't want to
do this. Oh my god, I don't want anything to
do with this. All right, all right, you make me
do this, Okay, give it to me out there.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't know what that well, that's a finger it
I don't want this stuff in the studio.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Will you stop?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You're so funny? The paper pack? Oh dude, can I
say that on the air?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Here, huh? But you want to take that home? Take
that one home with you? What is breaking federal law?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let me open it?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Makes yeah? Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Oh my god, dude, what is it's the it's a
Skeey the Skelley?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What the hell is his name? Scut from?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
There's ten, doesn't have any joints in it? Say god?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What is the skeleton from? Uh? The the animated Skelley?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I can't remember who cares?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I don't care. I care people have doing?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Do you realize how close we came to breaking the law?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It's a dinosaur. There's a mini dinosaur. There's a piece
of what.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Is all of this stuff? Out of the studio? This
is terrible. This is terrible. Things are terrible things kick out?
Thank you for thinking of us. We were I wouldn't
need that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
There's two there's two dumb dumb suckers in here. This
is a used emergency rescue helic.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I remember I beat up matchbox toy.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Here's your pen?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
This is a zebra pens sending us your jump drawer.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Cat. Yes, this is amazing. One of these, dude, it's
like either a ring her something with eyeballs.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I actually need one of these. This is a roach
clip scissors thing. She's just I'm just gonna.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Dub them out on the finger because there's two batteries,
four batteries.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
She's crazy. There's a cat whisker.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
There's an eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There's a cat whisker right there. Oh my god, what
are her hair? Yes, no, that's a cat whisker.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That could be a cat. That could be a cat.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
We got to go this rock.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I think this is my rock. Hold on, and there's
some Christmas tree lights. I'll take a picture on Facebook
for you. It's driving. This is the way to do it.
Oh we got to open this? Yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I do you spend ten dollars to mail us the
contents of your junk drawer.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I appreciate you listening and the thought.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
But I'm telling you half of these things I can use.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I get ready for an evening of side splitting laughter
as Colin, don't don't, don't you go to commercial.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Damn it, duo. We're up against a hard break here.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
This is a smart hass right here, kit Cass being
a wicked smartest. This is a block of wood wrapped
in wrapping paper. It's a bare give you too much credit.
She's out of her.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Mind, her mind.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
It's a block of wood and all this stuff sucks,
and she knows that she knows it sucks.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
This is a plastic This was This was you know
those plastic things that that hold your U that hold
your little card, your sm career over your card is
that goes in your phone, the plastic things, you know.
This is just the plastic thing, not even the cards,
A piece of crunched paper.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Quick, there might be something in here.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
This is the work of a mad person.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
You know.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I know we got to go.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I think it's a hard one
Oh, this is so much fun. It's driving crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, it's a lot, a lot of things are driving
me crazy right now.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Oh good, because that's that's my that's my drive.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Worse than a child. We finally got this package that
kit cats.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You take cat your packages here.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Paid ten dollars to mail, ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And five cents for one package from kit Cat.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
She's been calling every day this week. Did you get
my package? It's finally here.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
No wonder if she's so concerned because she paid ten
dollars for it. She wants to make sure she got
her money's worth.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's gotten in here. You're right, I get it. I
bring it to Quinn. I say wait, let's not open
this toll. We go on the air I've got. He
likes tearing the corners, putting his finger in.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I think this is the add water sponge. It's gonna
I feel like maybe this is a bar so.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You couldn't keep your hands off it.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Now here we are mostly because it bothers you, like
it's kryptonite to Superman over here.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well that's the other thing that yes, KitKat. She's like
last time she sent us something a few years ago,
it was like a beat up matchbox car she found
on the side of the road, no joke, whiskers from her.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Cat, Cat Cat, and then like I think so, like
a little house or something a little, like a little
couple of trinkets, a kitty cat, or like a plastic
kitty cat.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It was nonsense.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
And they're on my desk in a silver bowl right now,
kit cat.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I almost just lick my finger to get some gription.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Over here.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I just realize I've been holding this. I cannot put
my finger in my mouth. Hit your finger in all right, here's.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
The ten dollars padded bag sent retail via the.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
United States Postal Service.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You can take their tar.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, okay, oh, she goes, this is exciting. Oh look
at this. I handheld twenty twenty twenty six calendar. Can't down.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
It's beautiful flowers on it is that Ann Taylor? And
then here you open this while I don't want to
do this. Oh my god, I don't want anything to
do with this. All right, all right, you make me
do this, Okay, give it to me out there.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't know what that well, that's a finger it
I don't want this stuff in the studio.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Will you stop?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You're so funny? The paper pack? Oh dude, can I
say that on the air?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Here, huh? But you want to take that home? Take
that one home with you? What is breaking federal law?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let me open it?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Makes yeah? Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Oh my god, dude, what is it's the it's a
Skeey the Skelley?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What the hell is his name? Scut from?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
There's ten, doesn't have any joints in it? Say god?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What is the skeleton from? Uh? The the animated Skelley?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I can't remember who cares?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I don't care. I care people have doing?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Do you realize how close we came to breaking the law?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It's a dinosaur. There's a mini dinosaur. There's a piece
of what.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Is all of this stuff? Out of the studio? This
is terrible. This is terrible. Things are terrible things kick out?
Thank you for thinking of us. We were I wouldn't
need that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
There's two there's two dumb dumb suckers in here. This
is a used emergency rescue helic.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I remember I beat up matchbox toy.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Here's your pen?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
This is a zebra pens sending us your jump drawer.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Cat. Yes, this is amazing. One of these, dude, it's
like either a ring her something with eyeballs.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I actually need one of these. This is a roach
clip scissors thing. She's just I'm just gonna.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Dub them out on the finger because there's two batteries,
four batteries.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
She's crazy. There's a cat whisker.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
There's an eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There's a cat whisker right there. Oh my god, what
are her hair? Yes, no, that's a cat whisker.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That could be a cat. That could be a cat.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
We got to go this rock.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I think this is my rock. Hold on, and there's
some Christmas tree lights. I'll take a picture on Facebook
for you. It's driving. This is the way to do it.
Oh we got to open this? Yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I do you spend ten dollars to mail us the
contents of your junk drawer.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I appreciate you listening and the thought.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
But I'm telling you half of these things I can use.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I get ready for an evening of side splitting laughter
as Colin, don't don't, don't you go to commercial.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Damn it, duo. We're up against a hard break here.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
This is a smart hass right here, kit Cass being
a wicked smartest. This is a block of wood wrapped
in wrapping paper. It's a bare give you too much credit.
She's out of her.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Mind, her mind.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
It's a block of wood and all this stuff sucks,
and she knows that she knows it sucks.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
This is a plastic This was This was you know
those plastic things that that hold your U that hold
your little card, your sm career over your card is
that goes in your phone, the plastic things, you know.
This is just the plastic thing, not even the cards,
A piece of crunched paper.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Quick, there might be something in here.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
This is the work of a mad person.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
You know.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I know we got to go.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I think it's a hard one
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