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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My capital lamb.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I'll apologize to you later apologized. Yeah, it's not a
big deal.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I mean I don't feel like I need your apology
for anything. I mean I'll need like a macro apology
for the last twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh okay, you need that, you need that? Hilarious?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, I money. I think we could both owe each
other a nice, little overwhelming apology.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I apologize on an as needed basis, when needed. So
if I haven't apologized like in recent memories, because it
hasn't been necessary, hasn't been necessary.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And we all know that he does what's necessary. Yeah, okay,
I'm excited to get an apology. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I saw this story this morning. Quinn saw the story
this morning, and I thought, this is horrible. Yeah, it
just and I don't even really want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Why do they even do studies whenmen know people lie?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So it's this number that we're going to get to
is much higher than twenty five percent.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Absolutely, maybe three times higher at least, I'll start. I
can't read that nearly a quarter of Americans admit to
peen in the shower. Two thousand adults US adults surveyed
twelve percent admit to peen in the shower every single day.
Twelve percent do it a few times a week. Again,
that is very low, seeming seeming as very low to me.
(01:15):
We we're a multitasking society. I mean, sometimes that counting out.
Sometimes you can't even get to the shower and the
toilet's further away.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Millennials are more more likely to do it more often.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Which is kind of funny to me, with a quarter
of those surveyed confessing it's daily habit for them, compared
to thirteen percent of Gen X six percent of the
baby boomers. They still holding it together, the baby boomers
keeping it together despite discipline. Strugglers must be discipline, it
must be at that age.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No shocker here. When it comes to doing this in
the shower, men slightly more than women do it. We're
you know, we're just well, yeah, we're more animalists.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well we are. I mean, it's what's wrong with it? Nothing,
there's absolutely nothing wrong. Then there's nothing wrong with it
about if I walk in there and someone's going poop
in the shower, then we got a problem, and we got.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
A big bream. That's a huge problem.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, he's a big, big problem.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But on average, Americans clean their shower nine times a year.
So if you're doing this every day, if you're one
of the twelve percent of men doing it every day, yes,
and you're only cleaning nine times a year, is that sufficient?
Will tell me the like the soap hitting the floor
is enough?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
No, I'm going to tell you that urine is completely sanitary.
Is probably cleaning the shower as you're doing it. You
can drink your own urine. Can't you know this?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
If you have to?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I think, if you have to, but it's completely sanitary
and there's nothing wrong with it getting the shower dirtyn.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You just say that it's completely sanitary.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It is?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It is.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a thing. Come on, how many times you let
me alone? If you watch it? I will watch your
bear Grills or any of those shows. Not enough to
know that absolutely completely. I know it's terrible to think.
I would never do it myself unless forced.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So where I don't want to know where you fall
on this.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, if I got a pee and I'm in the shower,
I'm peeing in the shower, as simple as that. But
he's really simple as that. What if you're at my house,
I guess, well, I'm not even going to direct it.
If I'm in the shower, I might have a whole
head full of shampoo. I'm not if it's you know,
if it's if it's slapping side to the side of
the leg or something, I might go right down the
side of my leg. I'll just angle the shower head
(03:18):
into it so I know it's getting rinsed.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What if you're at an Airbnb?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
What do you mean If I'm at an air I
gotta really squeeze into that tiny shower, use that dumb
little thing that comes off the top, and I bring
that down around stopping you. No, it's not stopping it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I appreciate your honesty and ask me how about you.
Would you ever want to talk about I didn't want
to talk about it because he has And it's okay
you don't want to talk about it, I won't talk
about it.
My capital lamb.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I'll apologize to you later apologized. Yeah, it's not a
big deal.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I mean I don't feel like I need your apology
for anything. I mean I'll need like a macro apology
for the last twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh okay, you need that, you need that? Hilarious?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, I money. I think we could both owe each
other a nice, little overwhelming apology.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I apologize on an as needed basis, when needed. So
if I haven't apologized like in recent memories, because it
hasn't been necessary, hasn't been necessary.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And we all know that he does what's necessary. Yeah, okay,
I'm excited to get an apology. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I saw this story this morning. Quinn saw the story
this morning, and I thought, this is horrible. Yeah, it
just and I don't even really want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Why do they even do studies whenmen know people lie?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So it's this number that we're going to get to
is much higher than twenty five percent.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Absolutely, maybe three times higher at least, I'll start. I
can't read that nearly a quarter of Americans admit to
peen in the shower. Two thousand adults US adults surveyed
twelve percent admit to peen in the shower every single day.
Twelve percent do it a few times a week. Again,
that is very low, seeming seeming as very low to me.
(01:15):
We we're a multitasking society. I mean, sometimes that counting out.
Sometimes you can't even get to the shower and the
toilet's further away.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Millennials are more more likely to do it more often.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Which is kind of funny to me, with a quarter
of those surveyed confessing it's daily habit for them, compared
to thirteen percent of Gen X six percent of the
baby boomers. They still holding it together, the baby boomers
keeping it together despite discipline. Strugglers must be discipline, it
must be at that age.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No shocker here. When it comes to doing this in
the shower, men slightly more than women do it. We're
you know, we're just well, yeah, we're more animalists.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well we are. I mean, it's what's wrong with it? Nothing,
there's absolutely nothing wrong. Then there's nothing wrong with it
about if I walk in there and someone's going poop
in the shower, then we got a problem, and we got.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
A big bream. That's a huge problem.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, he's a big, big problem.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But on average, Americans clean their shower nine times a year.
So if you're doing this every day, if you're one
of the twelve percent of men doing it every day, yes,
and you're only cleaning nine times a year, is that sufficient?
Will tell me the like the soap hitting the floor
is enough?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
No, I'm going to tell you that urine is completely sanitary.
Is probably cleaning the shower as you're doing it. You
can drink your own urine. Can't you know this?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
If you have to?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I think, if you have to, but it's completely sanitary
and there's nothing wrong with it getting the shower dirtyn.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You just say that it's completely sanitary.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It is?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It is.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a thing. Come on, how many times you let
me alone? If you watch it? I will watch your
bear Grills or any of those shows. Not enough to
know that absolutely completely. I know it's terrible to think.
I would never do it myself unless forced.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So where I don't want to know where you fall
on this.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, if I got a pee and I'm in the shower,
I'm peeing in the shower, as simple as that. But
he's really simple as that. What if you're at my house,
I guess, well, I'm not even going to direct it.
If I'm in the shower, I might have a whole
head full of shampoo. I'm not if it's you know,
if it's if it's slapping side to the side of
the leg or something, I might go right down the
side of my leg. I'll just angle the shower head
(03:18):
into it so I know it's getting rinsed.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
What if you're at an Airbnb?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
What do you mean If I'm at an air I
gotta really squeeze into that tiny shower, use that dumb
little thing that comes off the top, and I bring
that down around stopping you. No, it's not stopping it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I appreciate your honesty and ask me how about you.
Would you ever want to talk about I didn't want
to talk about it because he has And it's okay
you don't want to talk about it, I won't talk
about it.
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