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November 12, 2025 13 mins
When you wear the same headphones for 10+ years, they're bound to degrade a little bit. Eddie's prehistoric over the ear headphones left him a present that kept giving the entire day. 
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wow, we have a very explosive show today. This is
gonna get crazy. First of all, Emily is stepping up
and doing the midweek meltdown today. I can't wait to
find out what she is going to be ranting about
at eight a m. This morning. But it's going to
be Emily's midweek meltown.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm hyped up about it. Oh good, I am hyped
up about it. I was going over my notes notes,
took a page out of Thor's book.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
He likes to show his T shirts off, but I'm
showing my tea's instead. Different approach.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Okay, interesting, you know, Okay, appreciate it. We also are
going to talk about our visit to the new baby.
We have seen the new baby and why when I
say we, it is me and Emily. And there is
a situation that has broken out because of this, and

(01:02):
we will get into all of that in about an hour.
And it's going to get explosive. I'm going to tell
you that right.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Now, slash Ugly, I'm a little nervous, honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
As you should be. Yeah, it's going to get real
uncomfortable in here for a lot of people, for a
lot of people. Yeah, that's right, So get ready for
that coming up at seven. But first I have to
address something that happened yesterday because and specifically, I am

(01:30):
sort of irritated with Sky more than anybody. But really
it's all three of you. Jamie, You're included in this.
Something went down yesterday and I was pretty embarrassed by it.
And really, this is supposed to be Sky's one of
Sky's hot buttons, and she didn't address it at all,
and it's not cool. So yesterday I had kind of

(01:52):
an important meeting after the show. It was with you know,
a client, and you know, this big thing going on.
It was kind of a big deal. And so I
go into a room and you know, there's a few
people in there, and then people on our side too,
So I would say there's probably ten people in this meeting,
and you know, I'm kind of like the guy that's

(02:13):
you know, I don't know on display most you know,
and supposed to be out there talking and do. Yeah,
I'm the talent, and so I walk in, I do
my spiel. You know, I'm kissing all the babies, you know,
shaking hands, doing the whole thing, and you know, I
thought I killed it not. Everything went well. You know. Again,
it was kind of an important, serious meeting, so you know,

(02:35):
it wasn't my usual wacky self. You know, did my
thing and whatever. Thought everything went well, whatever, go home,
and I as I went into my front door I
get home, my wife Deborah goes, hey, come here, you
have something on you. I'm like, oh, no, like did
I spill something on my shirt? And I realize it
and I'm kind of doing the thing where I'm looking

(02:56):
around in my body or whatever, and she goes turn around.
I go, well, they sit in something. It's really bad.
And so she starts to kind of flick my ear
what And I'm like, what are you doing? And she goes,
you have something in the back of your ear and
I go, oh, no, I know exactly what this is.

(03:18):
And she shows it to me and it is like
a even smaller than a dime size piece of like
black plastic. And I know what it is. You guys
know what it is.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
It is.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
It is a piece of my headphones. My headphone, the
ear part, the ear cover has sort of been fallen apart.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, I'm like looking at it right now because I
sit directly across from you and I'm seeing these sides
and they're all like disintegrade and how old are those bad?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
The headphones themselves are I don't feel like they are
that old. I feel like they're maybe two three years old.
Oh you know, I'm I'm.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
On an annual switch out and I now for the
whole set. Uh well, So it used to be like
this was my Christmas present from the boo because he
could never figure out what to buy me. So we
would think a new pair of headphones every year would
be good.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Every year we.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Can write them off on our taxes because you know,
we use them for work, by the way, you do
all this, okay me? And but then I found that
you can just replace the pad parts, and now that's
what I do until like the.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Cord and cheap wild.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, when I discovered that it was a game changer.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You guys are you would switch them out every year?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
It was like just his like his go to gift.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
I know, like, yeah, I don't know why, but my
cord always like breaks, like cracks.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
To the point with it.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah, the whole thing, Like for.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Like three years, every set I would get, I would
have a problem and it would crack and break and
only one side would work, and then my husband yeah,
and then my husband would hear me complain and then
Christmas bam.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I mean I'll ride these puppies out for quite a
few years before.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, I mean they are ready.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
This is more of a you prize problem than it
is a me problem. Can you stop? Okay? So yes,
the headphone ear part are kind of you know, disintegrating,
and so you know, it looks terrible. I get it.
And then the pieces, you know, are are coming off
as you can see the like flake off, they flake off,

(05:31):
but but the padding itself is still good. Just sort
of the plastic cover surrounding it is the part that's
like flaking off, and that that does what happened when
you use something like this every day, they happen. And
so this has been going on for I don't know,
probably what Emily four months, if not more, If not more,

(05:54):
maybe slowly kind of disintegrating. And every once in a while,
i'd say a couple of times a week, Emily goes,
come here, you have something on your ear, and then
she'll like flick it off for me.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I know he doesn't like very much because he doesn't
really want me close touching his ear, But I.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
But I do, But I do it anyway.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
I'll flick from Emily's hand on your ear. Are you
going to go death sound barrier concussion?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I'm not going to give you a concussion by flicker ear.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay. So I get home, Deba shows me you got
something on your ear or whatever, and I realize I
haven't had my headphones on since I was in here
and then from here I went into this meeting. So
you guys didn't let me know that I had this
chunk of headphone ear on my ear when before I

(06:42):
went into this meeting.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Hey, you know me, if I would have seen it,
I would have let you know, because I'm the one
that does let you know in here the flicker, I'm
the only one that you have.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
But you've also been weirdly angry with me that I
haven't replaced these pads.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
So are you saying, are you hinting at that maybe
I saw it and out of spite and.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Out of to teach you a lessons teas.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
In this important meeting, I do. There's a part of
me that believes that I didn't do There's a part
of me that believes that but my bigger issue. Although
you you I'm not putting it past you. It is
really Sky. Okay. We all remember how angry and upset
she was with us when four.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
How could anyone forget?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
You made me look a fool, the great peppercorn incident
that happened. We again. We had a big party for
Padre's opening day where we invited all of our major clients.
There were all there. Sky randomly decided to get like
a bloody marry is insane.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
I panic at things like that, and I yeah, I
never know what to order to drink like, so normally
what whatever you want, and.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
You could stand back and figure it.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Out and then panic, No, I like panic. I never
know that you get like some drink ticket. I never
know what it's good for. And then I get it's
good of any drink, it's good for a drink, any
drink at And then what always happens is I end
up at the bar and whoever I'm talking to at
the moment, I'll get what they get.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
So the prop is wrong with you? What is wrong
with you? Like you're not allowed to order whatever it
is you want. Just get him Emosa.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
I don't know, and it feels weird because it's like,
you know, I remember specifically that time.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
It was like noon or something. So I'm I'm like,
what do I drink?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
And so the person next to me ordered of bloody Mary,
So I said, okay, that's what that's clearly what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Normally drink bloody Mary's. I don't I know you could
drink tomato juice.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's just so wild.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
She hates tomatoes.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
About that, I know, I don't even doesn't make sense,
and I love tomatoes.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
I like spicy V eight. I like a bloody Mary mix.
The mix I'll drink it on a flight, thank you
for asking. And then yes, a caly but I'm talking
like once every five years, I'll get a bloody Mary.
So that was just me being awkward and ordering whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
You know.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
The person next to me goes, oh, I'll have a
bloody Mary. And then since I'm feeling awkward, I go, oh,
that sounds great. I'll have one of those two, even
though it doesn't really sound great, but yeah, and this
one was extra peppery. And so we're having this mixer
to the point where like we're seeing people we haven't
seen in a while.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
So we're taking like a bunch of.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Group photos and then parties over, go back to the car,
get in the car, getting ready to drive away, and
I flip down the visor and I look at myself
and I smile.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Massive peppercorn right up front. I got this little I
got this little snaggle shooth.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
They're like kind of like jewel, but braces fixed it,
but there's still a tiny little area, and that peppercorn
was front and center, and nobody told me so. We
were smiling, we were shaking hands, we were taking pictures,
and so, yes, I did get very upset with the
show that not a single one of you.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Because intentionally we didn't tell you.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, like you thought it was funny, like the way.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
That would be funny, and I feel like we'd see
it and laugh about it for a few minutes but eventually.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Tell you yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Like I see the three of you over in the
corner as I'm talking to someone awkwardly, and your guys
are over there giggling.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Listen, all part of our personalities without a doubt, and
something that we would do. But we've told you this
was probably what six years ago. Yeah, we've told you
ever since. This must be the longest con of all time. Yes,
because we've told you since then none of us saw it.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
We didn't that what you guys claim we see it.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I don't. I don't know. Why wouldn't we come clean
by now?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I couldn't see it.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Keep it on the moon. I mean, you don't look
at my face. I don't look at your face, you know.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
So, I mean at that point of our relationship, it is.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
What it is. And so, uh didn't didn't see it,
didn't notice it, But you've held it against us since. Yes,
So you're telling me yesterday you didn't see this giant
chunk of black stuff on my ear?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
No, well tell me what ear was it?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
It was on the right side, which again, this is
why Jamie's involved, because you're sitting directly.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
So that was that was going to be my point, Emily,
is on your right side. I am directly in front
of you.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
You can't see me. I can't see me. I don't.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I can't see behind your ears.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, but when this comes off, you can see my ears, but.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
I can't see behind them. And he said, why flicked
it off from behind?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Did you walk back to the office after because you
usually put your stuff down?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I did, and was Sky with you in the office?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Uh, I think she was back there. She walked out
of here, dipped out of here pretty.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Quick, thank you. A lot of dipping going on, So
I was, I.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to
hear it.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
If I would have seen it, if it's a.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Pepper, see something, say something, thank you.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
That's how I live my life.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Okay, Jamie, what's your There's just so many computer screens
over here. Okay, got lost behind them.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Have you seen the black stuff on my ears before?

Speaker 4 (12:08):
I haven't, and I believe I have told you about it?
Have you, I think? And then you just kind of
looked at me like stop talking that.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Actually I can't. I can't.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
What are we doing here? Because what I don't understand?
I mean, you could go on Amazon right now and
buy the cover.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
They're really hard to put on.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Is that the reason?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
You know? I have issues with opening things, putting things
on things like this. It's it's too big of a
task for me to replace these.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Do you want Emily to help you?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I would love that.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I would like to buy them for you as an
early Christal script and install them out a gift certificate
that says good for one installation, and that's the package on.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Top of the original installation, an additional installation.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Hip correct, hot diggity, take it off, put it on.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
My life has just changed. My life has changed.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
But that counts against his Christmas present.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
That's fine, I'll take it. At this point, I'm tired
of being humiliated walking around with his black stuff all
over me. It's ridiculous.

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