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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So every year Thor puts out his what is it,
Hunkiest Yummy Yummies lovers, I don't know, best Looking Guys
in Hollywood list, and it is always in response to
the People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive cover. He gets very
angry about it, very upset. I never did end up
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hearing his thoughts on this year's cover boy, which is
the I still don't even remember his name. It's the
guy from Bridgerton or whatever. First openly homosexual cover guy.
And so we'll eventually get Thor's thoughts on all of that.
Can't wait, And so he puts out his list every year. Well,
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of course, he had the baby the night before his
list was gonna come out, so I had to step
up and get in there and drop my hottest.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Always gets his messed up best Looking Guys in Hollywood,
and it was it was a big shocker to everybody.
You know. Yeah, it was kind of crazy because there
was a lot of guys that Thor for some reason
doesn't find attractive that made my list, like the number
one guy, Jason Momoa. It really was. Yeah, well, ladies
seem to like him. I don't know, you understand what
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Thor's problem is it's kind of weird, but whatever. I
recognize the guy's gorgeous and look at him seriously, I
mean it's crazy. Yeah, he's ripped. His eyes are beautiful.
Come on, man, come on, yummy the way Okay, I
wouldn't say yummy, but the way I look at it
is like what I want to look like. Jason Mama,
of course, like that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Keep for saying that. Yes, I appreciate that. Uh shocker,
though on your list to number ten was.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, number ten was Glenn Powell. And when you think
about it, one of the big criterias for Thor's list
is how you do in Hollywood? Right? Well, this Running
Man movie massive this weekend. So I don't care what
Thor says. If he's upset with me because I put
him at number ten, I'm gonna tell him, hey, dude,
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look at what happened. His movie sucked. It was a
massive flop.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Did it flop because you're you put him at ten
on the list.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't want to say that you are. Thank you,
thank you for saying that, but I'm not gonna say that.
You know, Listen, maybe maybe people heard my list and go,
why would I go see the number ten best looking
guy in Hollywood list? Movie? Why would I do that?
Why would I do that? I'm just saying, I'm just saying,
all right, guys, you know, maybe I should have put
Jesse Eisenberg on the list. His movie did number one.
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Oh wow, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Number one. Woody Harrelson, I don't know. So, yes, it was.
It was a little controversial in that regards that. I
I listen, I think Glenn Pal's fine. He's just number ten,
he made he made it a top ten. But do
I think he's he's better looking than Jason Momoa? In
what world? Would I think?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
He is?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Pretty far down? I mean, Glen Powell is.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Hot, hotter than Brad Pitt. No, thank you, No, no, no,
you're Okaysworth. No, these are the guys that are Listen.
I don't even know whisky boys on my list?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Did I put Tom Holland on there? Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I did.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Speak he's a cutie cuts it's like a twig.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
He is not a twig.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
That guy's jacked in real life. Who would win in
a fight? Him or Jamie?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh? There you compare the two. Then look at Tom Holland.
He is way more jacked and beefy than JA.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I guess he's like a thin ripped you know what
I mean, like a like a CrossFit guy or something.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he's just short. Look at that guy. Okay,
he's got abs, but I mean he's ripped. Look at
this you.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Guys, No, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I already have a vision of the guy.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You're the two gentlemen, and thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Okay, Okay, they know.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I'm sorry to insult Tom Holland.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You guys that really that you did. That thought he
was a little more tarpy than that.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
So I thought that, But you've corrected me and showed
me his abs that clearly Jamie.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Had on stand by. There's nothing worried about that. That
was so fast. So uh yeah, we obviously are are
straight men, me and Thor and I guess Jamie. I'm
not really sure.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I don't. Yeah, we're straight. Yeah, but we have been
required to put out this list. Okay, so calm down, everybody.
It's fine. As Thor says all the time, he can
recognize a good looking guy doesn't mean that he's gay,
and that's okay, whether he was or not. But he's
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a straight man and he puts out this. He takes
it very seriously, like a little bit more seriously than
even I took it. I got in there, but I mean,
this guy gets crazy if you just if you disagree
with him, like, he gets very upset. Ladies aren't allowed
to have opinions. I said, you guys could have your opinion.
You was goin, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So yeah, it's a very different, but straight men who
can recognize a good looking guy? And again I equated
to like, who do I kind of want to look like?
If I could look like Chris Hemsworth, obviously i'd want that.
If I could look like Ryan Gosling, that'd be amazing.
So yeah, that'd be great. But you know, it is
what it is. Well, I guess this created a thread. Otherwise,
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I don't understand how this happened, because there's the entire
thread out there that's gone viral of who straight guys
think are the hottest guys out there?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
So it's very similar, Yes, exactly, And that's what they
basically said, Hey, redd it, we want to hear from
you straight guys and let us know what male celebrities
you think are hot so based on looking at this list,
they put together a list the names that were mentioned
the most often. And I feel we got two things
going on. We got hot guys, but then we also
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got guys that you know, get to another guy's heart,
like really like So an example, just missing the top ten,
we have Sam Elliott on the list a lot we
old guy, yeah, because he's a guy that all guys love.
So there's like something in there, right, I mean if
you asked me that twenty years ago maybe and he
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was old, then yeah, now he's decrepit. I feel like, yeah,
I don't. I don't know if I feel that way anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
But yeah, but you kind of get the vibe.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I'm going for me Sam Elliott from Roadhouse, I will go, Okay,
he's a badass. Ye, then you can see it, Yeah,
you'd see it. But now I don't know about that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Also missing the top ten of male celebrities that straight
guys think are hot, we have the number one, Jason
Momoa missing the top ten, but hold on, wait came
out number fourteen.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Matthew McConaughey also missing the top ten.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's fallen off, unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm sorry, Keanu Ree, he didn't even sniff my top tens.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Guys, that is so messed up. You don't get howt eyes?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Wait what?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
And finally David Beckham missing the top ten. All right,
but here are the top ten hot celebrities according to
Straight Guys. Number ten, Pedro Pescal.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Made my list, make it he was in there. I
think he was around seven. If I recall a solid
spot for Pedro. Yeah, I know, Listen, it's weird. He's weird, weird,
and I think he's weird looking too. That's rude.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I don't I don't know. There's about his face that
bothers me, Like your face, that's not what we're talking
about here.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That wasn't nice.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, and I thought his like anxiety thing was endearing
in the beginning, but now I've taken the turn where
I feel like it's just an excuse to molest.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
When mental illness. So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
In the beginning, I was like mental illness.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Anxiety, okay, clear on that, But now I feel like weird. Okay,
that's rude.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Number nine hot male celebrity according to Straight Guys, Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Listen, I said, as if this is going to be
an annual thing. I think, no matter what is Brad
Pitt's alive, he's probably gonna make the list. Yeah, because
he's a good looking dude.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
If it was your list, would he ever get retired
like at the Icon Award where he's no longer eligible, Because,
like you said, it's a guarantee, he's going to be
on the list.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It's tough man. Like again, watching that F one movie,
I walked away going that guy is such a movie star.
He doesn't even when he's older, he still looks incredible.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
He's sixty one.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It pisses me off. Sixty one, it really pisses me off.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's okay, Edie.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Next we have Vigo Mortenson.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I know, random, right, that one came out of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I don't know if it's The Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Obviously I love the movie. He's he's older, but I
think he's kind of weird looking. You know, he's sixty seven,
sixty seven? Stop it is that well, he looks incredible
for sixty seven than that, I don't know. I always
thought he was hot in Moost movies. Yeah, but that
was again twenty five years ago. Sky that is true.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Wow, number seven, this is very specific nineteen eighties.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Harrison Ford.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Well, you can't do that. That's not fair. That's not
fair because I could do that too.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You know, if I'm just naming eras, you can't do
that now. Yeah, yeah, this is a challenge, Harrison Ford.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
But only in the eighties, according to Strang'm sorry, Harrison Aged,
but I get it. I mean, well, it's come on,
we compared to what we got going on.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay, so nineteen ninety sky Yeah she was rocket, rocket, Yeah,
she was rocket. I feel like I look now in
the era we got full peace bathing suit going on. Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Number six you and McGregor.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Sorry, interesting again, all right, I like it, okay, okay, weird, yeah, weird.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Number five Ryan Gossling.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
He was number two of my lists. Yeah, and you
guys were questioning me a little bit, but Gosses, I mean,
goss is impressive. Man, he's got a good look. I
don't know, but you're getting a little you're getting weird.
I'm getting weird.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Now, did you listen the last ten minutes I did?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That was right here.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Number four goes to Timothy Olaphant.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
I'm like I had to google him to remember who
he is?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
And his picture popped up and I said, remember you,
and you are hot.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
He's fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It's got a weird face.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Okay, did you watch the Santa Clarita diet? Did you?
Or no? He was just in the New Alien series
and he's been all kinds of stuff. But yeah, okay,
I had to look very different. Yeah. Yeah, So number
four guys like him.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Number three Henry Cavill.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
He was on my list. I never made Thord list.
He was on my list, was like at number four
because a hunk.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So you did choose a lot of MCU character.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Well, first of all, he's Superman, so he's d C.
Thanks Emily, Thanks Emily. Wrong, they're getting crazy. That was ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Is the number two hot male celebrity according to Straight
Guys is Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I considered Hugh did you? Yeah? He just has another
He hasn't really anything this year, So for the criteria,
it just didn't really make it. If this were Wolverine
Deadpool year, he definitely would have made it. He was
so jacked in that movie too. The fact that he
didn't make Thor's list made me question Thor.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
But whatever, Okay, and coming in as the number one
hottest male celebrity according to Straight Guys We Have.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Chris Evans made my list, he was only at number nine,
though I'm surprised he's all the way at number one.
Chris Hemsworth not on there. H know, it's shocking. That
is shocking because I mean, everybody can recognize dude. That
dude's a good looking dude. There's nothing you can say
about that. So very interesting. A lot of guys that
were on my list, some big misses, though the momo
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is not on, like top ten. It's insane anyway,