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October 22, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we discuss the treats that were brought for Sky and who they are going home with
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wow, what a day it's been celebrating Sky and all
things Sky. What a fun day. Yes, it's Sky's birthday today,
ladies and gentlemen. We did get it off on a
wrong foot though, with Emily not knowing how old you were.
I mean, happy birthday sign that said she's forty eight.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I actually asked a friend it's been friends with Sky
longer ahead of time, and that friend steered me wrong.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You have known the gal nor plenty of time, okay,
and you've worked with her for now what seven years? Years?
And you don't fucking know how old she is?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah? Sor was ready to go with your birthday present
weeks ago?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Weeks ago, but doesn't know the date?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Really did I did I get the date right?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's a bit.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh he's doing a bit.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
But do I have a gift for you today?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I saw earlier today. That's that is from Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I thought that was from Eddie because it's a big bag.
It's got a pretty favor.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Break.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
You're my main girl, I got your I think.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
We can at least be good and feel good that
we're not Emily, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I disagree. I think I'm the one.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
That brought a sign for her.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, we all agree.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
It looks like a hospital sign. It looks it's better
than nothing. What did you guys do for decorations? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I knew what how old she was. I'll tell you
that there's an eight under there. Okay, bull, Well, we've
been having these issues and it looks like there is
another issue that is happening because of Sky's birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
We ain't done yet.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's time for one.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Podcast, a completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except for that.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Part the shows after show starts.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Now, this one, this could get up and I don't
want it to be because it's your birthdays guy, and
I'm here for.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
You saying that. Hey, that's really nice. Yeah, I feel
like we avoided, you know, some landmines. Earlier, I was
really nervous because Eddie had said to me earlier in
the show, Hey, I'm treating for breakfast. Wow, whatever you want, girl,
I'm treating. Okay, whatever you want, sister. And then he

(02:33):
said and I'm gonna treat for everybody on the show,
which is super nice. But immediately I felt pressure and
I felt whatever I was going to say, even though
it was my birthday, my pick. The room was gonna
revolt because Thora's gonna want one thing and he stoked
on a free breakfast. Emily's gonna want something else. She's stoked.
So I was very nervous to suggest I wanted a

(02:57):
bagel sandwich because I but ever everybody was cool.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I admit to you, I hated your choice.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
I I brought it up. She wrote it up, and
I was fucking so surprised you didn't slipped over.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
And I knew I heard said something. He said, oh
carb heavy day today. I tried to shake, please, please
make your mind. I did not your mind.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, I went any I didn't want I didn't want
bagel sandwiches either, But it's her birthday, it's her choice.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I actually didn't either. I wanted like a nice little
breakfast plate or something.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, I thought, I thought in my mind, I was like,
she's gonna go taco shop or not. You know, maybe
we'd get a little wild and we'll go to like
the diner down the street.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I had a lot of thoughts birthday pancakes maybe, yeah,
And I hated that she waited.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
So long for it was a long time. Why did
she she announced Einstein's and went.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh, you definitely, because I was so nervous to announce
it because I knew how you fuckers would hate what.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
That Well, just on the diner down the street at
eight am, the fact that you made us wait till
about now, So.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, that wasn't my favorite choice.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
But you guys were wonderful friends for keeping that inside,
so i'm.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You wouldn't have brought it up. You would never have
known that we hated your birthdays.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Well I knew, I knew deep down, so I just
had to clear the air about it. So it was terrible, yes,
but very nice of you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Normally I do, like I do like a good bagel,
sandwich or bagel whatever from Einstein's. But here's the problem
is that we have a wonderful P one p one
day one on our birthdays brings us treats. It brings
us donuts, and he always brings us nothing but cake,
which I freaking love. Okay, those are to my two
favorite things and he brings them to us on our birthdays. Well,

(04:42):
this morning he arrived, brought us the donuts, brought us
the nothing but cake for sky great perfect So donuts
and bagels what a wild selection, like no thing.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I got an egg sandwich because I needed some protein. Yeah,
I get I gotta get it in yet gym today.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Turkey sandwich the nightmare whatever, whatever.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
What diner foot would have been created, I would have
got like eggs hot, open face turkey. Probably wouldn't have
a fish turkey sandwich for breakfast, but I would have
gotten you know something healthyomelet that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, a euro Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I would have been forced to order birthday pancakes for
some reason.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Birthday, Yeah, I don't know, man. So here's the problem.
Here's the situation.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
There's no problem.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Well there's a little bit of you have nothing but
cake over it's and it's not.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Like if you're not watching. Yeah, it's not like anti
he gets us like the slice cake, which is amazing.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's going to take a while.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Well not with your usband, yeah, my husband, it will disappear.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
On top of that, my wife always usually makes you, guys,
some sort of birthday treat. She knows your love of
lemon desserts, so she made some sort.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Of talking about this cake.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I don't know what it is. It's like weird looking,
but it's like she's a great bakery. Yeah, and so
this one, I'm just like, what's going on with this cake?
I think it's a lemon pound cake. I think I'm
not even really sure because I was not involved in this.
Really Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Good.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Not my favorite, but again, this is for Sky. She
loves the lemon, and she did she made it from scratch.
This is not like a cake mix or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
No. She sent me a picture yesterday of her zesting
lemon and she's like, guess what I'm baking. And I
got all excited. I got all excited.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
So you have two cakes one, yeah, two lemon cakes
going on, right, And so as I glanced over there,
I go, there's still a couple of boxes of donuts
left over.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
There actually brings a dozen like.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
That, right right, right right. Walter just saying to myself, what,
I don't think it's wise for you to bring home
two cakes and extra donuts. The way your you know,
situation is with you know, you're trying to be a

(07:14):
little bit healthier at your house. Your husband has a
little bit of an addiction not only to porn, but
to desserts. I'm really nervous that that cake is not
even going to make it through the night, like you
may come out and he's just kind of frosting all
over his body, you know, like that, and so and
then I'm sure he's probably gotten you some sort of
birthday cake or you know, you know what I mean,

(07:35):
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
So, so I'm a little concerned. So I thought, being
the good friend that I am, maybe I should just
take the donuts off your hands, you know what I mean, Guys,
you're going to take all of them? Yeah, No, I agree, No,
I agree.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I think she meant question mark.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, you know, I don't think that's a good idea
for Sky to bring it, you know, So I'd just
be happy to take those.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well, but I mean, wouldn't we like if I split him.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Up four ways?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Well, you don't want him because you're you're a godlike
creature over here, Look at this, Adonis, I don't want
him to look I don't want him. Look at this.
I don't want him. That's a different that's a different different. So,
so I know, I know Thor is out, and you
shut the funk up over here, Like I know Thor

(08:29):
doesn't he doesn't always said, he always says, I don't care. Yeah,
I don't want him, and that's your thing. He always says,
that's your thing.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I didn't cut one in half, so maybe I want
the other half.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I doubt you do, so so thors out.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
And then we have this beautiful goddess like creature who's
getting ready for brew ball and I hear her costumes.
He may want to slim down at a little revealing.
She's out and she doesn't like sweets, right, I.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Don't normally, but you know she really needs a little snack.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I'm sorry. Who her son? No, I don't think so.
I don't think so. So I'm just gonna I think
it's a great idea that I just take him.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
What about Jamie?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Who the guy said a guy belong? If you mean
the guy that I said, I would buy breakfast for it.
And I told you, Emily, make sure you let Jamie
know I'm buying him breakfast for him this morning.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
That you didn't let him know, let you know when
I went in the studio.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
He said you didn't. I said, Eddie's.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Treating He said you could just say Eddie's treating How
is he supposed to know? You just handed him and
said Eddie's treating you?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Say, he said he came in here. Yeah, and I'm
not even I'm not even joking. He came in her tears.
Do you think Jamie I told Emily to let you
know I did like he said she didn't.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I think I had to do the order and said
Eddie's treating us like or something like that.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I wouldn't that means the order. He's not on the order.
I wouldn't specifically let Jamie know I'm getting him something
to say.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I thought was enough?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Wasn't that was asked?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
That was in that position. If just hearing Eddie's treating
I would immediately go, so can I get something?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
And that's what he did. That's exactly what it did.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
You know he was in that position as well.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I used to get breakfast in that room.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Okay, you know I.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Again really was I said, if you could just take
back your donut situation, I'll have your back on everything.
But you wanting to get some donuts is really pissing
me off.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I don't understand why I wasn't even you know, asked.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I'm asking asking right now?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Can I ask why we're bargaining with Eddie for my
birthday donuts?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
When? Why where you you know what. I mean, you
you what.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I don't remember having this coming when when when we
get donuts and bump king on Eddie's birthday, I don't
remember anyone saying.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
I have some.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I don't have a dessert situation at my house.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I mean, you bring it with you're you're addicted to donuts, donuts.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Looking you get our boss has created a donut board
that she loads with donuts for you once.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I just so appreciated. And by the way, those go
home with me as well.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Exactly exactly right.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
So if you don't want them, I'm trying to take
them off everybody's hands.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Here.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Everybody's saying they don't want to know. For the godlike
creature Hercules over.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Here, didn't look at him think back day was easy yesterday.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
He's got hurt shoulder. I want to go rub it
for him, but he doesn't like to be touched, which
I respect as well.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
It would be nice stab in the second half of.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Donut, but you don't want to. But then look at
you remember, but it's like remember Friday, Friday, that's Friday'll
be looking good again.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
We want still one half to kill me.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Moment on the lips, I don't know why you're deciding.
Emily doesn't like sweets. She's not like a maple bar.
Have know, you're out, You're out, Okay. I think we
all agree, and then Sky then we have the we
have the situation. I'm looking out for the boot.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Here's what's gonna happen, Eddie. She's gonna text her daughter,
love Bug. And if love Bug wants the donuts.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Donut, donut, no one's god does it like donuts?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
She likes she likes it, that's true. She likes Krispy Kreme.
And then she likes lemon dessert. So she's all about
this leg But the boo not a lemon fan.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
M lemon fucking guarangee you that mother. He's gonna dive
head first. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I just said he's not a fan. I didn't say
he wouldn't either fan.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
What is Emily. If you're not a fan of something,
you don't need it.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm not a fan of it.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, he would never order a lemon dessert, but he
will crush that cake big time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, So anyway, Yeah, I got you. That's I'm doing
the right thing. I'm doing the right thing. I'm taking
the donuts.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Okay, But I'm okay with me not getting the donuts,
but I feel we do need to share with in
the rooms.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Do I need to go over this again
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