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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wow, we have a major breaking news. I would say
is maybe we didn't notice this earlier until it was
too late to talk about on the regular show. But
this is massive news. I mean, we haven't seen any
sort of movement or change in this area in decades.
(00:21):
Like this is kind of wild. Sky is wearing something
new on her feet. We ain't done yet. It's time
for the one podcast find over yet completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part, the part the show's
(00:44):
after show starts. Now, Yeah, maybe you're a bit confused
by that, Eddie. What are you talking about? That doesn't
make any sense? Uh No, this is accurate. This is true.
If you're maybe a newer listener to the show, you
don't really understand what I'm talking about. Sky only wears
two types of footwear. That's it. She wears either flip
(01:08):
flops and like like full blown sandal flip flops. Uh you,
that's most of the summer, somewhat hotter months. That's her
go to. And then we switch into ogg season. Thank you,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
That's what she calls.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You go, you're silly, You're a silly guy. What about
tennis shoes? I'm sure she wears tennis shoes all the time. Right, No,
she does not wear tennis shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Last time I wear shoes, I got injured.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So still got injured that injury.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, you don't want to You don't even want
to see what my toenail looks like right now?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You're right, not not.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
One. Yeah, it's all gray and black and like had
two doctors look at it because I wore a tennis shoe.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's because your toenails were too long and then they
ran into the top.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well, hey, I would if I would have been wearing
flip flops.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
This wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yes, Sky does not wear tennis shoes. She does not
wear pumps, she doesn't wear crocs, she doesn't wear anything,
God forbid high heels or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
What am I torturing myself?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Like it?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So why would I wear high heels.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
So uggs or flip flops? Is it?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Now, we've mentioned a couple of things in the past,
and I don't know what exactly is going on. Don't
get it twisted. This is almost a form of one
of those two different things. But this came out of nowhere,
Like did you see this coming, Emily.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Of course I didn't see this coming. I actually noticed
this earlier in the morning, but I've been restraining myself
to not mention it because it's been bothering me that much.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, I have so many questions, so many questions like
this came out of nowhere. Yes today, and yes we
are at work. Sky is walking around in slippers, and
you go, wait, Eddie, come on, that's crazy. There's no
way an adult woman would be walking around in slippers.
That's kind of uh uh No, that's Sky, that's Sky
(03:07):
on wild wild scene.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
SIPs.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yes, like show out to you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
To go ahead, go ahead, wow blow, that is slippers.
Those are slippers paired with your like goofy house socks.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I got these ones for my birthday. Okay, they're really nice.
How nice they are?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But why do you need them?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Both the fuzzy I could I could just wear socks
to work.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What you're saying, well, you don't wear slippers. You're not
supposed to wear slippers.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There straight fucking house like.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Those are straight slip like like not even like Okay, those.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Big giant comfy socks.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
They are deluxe. They say it right here on the inside.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
There's like ugs that kids are wearing these days that
are like but those are like those are actually like
a ug boot.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's like a mule, if you will.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I don't think. I don't even consider those slippers.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Those are not like that's what like a lot of
the kids are wearing pants.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
What we're doing that those are knockoffs?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Are different, that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Ask did you get those for your birthday too?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
No? No, those are like your house shoes, right.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Uh, well, I wear socks in the house, so I
don't wear shoes.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
In the house.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I can't figure this out.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, where did these come from? Why the change? What
the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yes, I don't really know because it's been a while transition, so.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You've completely given up in your life?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
No, I mean you wear shoes.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You're wearing slippers to work?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
You're not?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Are you not going to recognize those are slippers? You're
are you? Because there's a rubber soul on them? You're
trying to play them that.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
They're I have the exact same kind.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yes, there, they're not for outdoors for hiking.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Those are the hiking shoes they are.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Doc Martin, No, I have the exact kind.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
So I don't really know how this went down because
there's a couple of different things in motion.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
A few theories.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
At first, we have.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
The cool shoes that Emily showed the like the actual.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
High schoolers wear, right, but they wear pajama pants. They
wear these, you know, like you know, they're almost shoe
like because they're not slipping shoes. They have a back
to them, no in a very.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
And the soul is it actually has like tread on
it too.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I have some kids on my little league team that
will wear them and then they switch out to their cleats,
and but they wear them in and out, you know,
instead of slides.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Sometimes my son does that too.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Sometimes that's why they're so cool.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
They think they're.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So cool you wear fucking cleats. Sorry, that's all another issue.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I feel that, by the way, So I had a
pair of those, but of course I'm like, never wore them.
I didn't like them. They weren't comfy.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
They're slippers.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I don't know, they're too like chunky on the bottom.
It's like a difference, yeah, but the back's all exposed.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I don't know if how much more like she has
such sensory issues that we're finding out more and more,
like you're talking about that paper aprin.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You are having like scratchy and crunchy. Okay, I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Can we try to tell you nobody likes it? But
you don't like slippers?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
So I never wore them because I felt they were like,
you know, I'm very feel like when I would too
much to work on, Like I don't know where fucking
snowshoes to work.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
The most ridiculous humans.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I've tried my sons on before, and they're so fucking comfortable,
of course.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Like they're basically slippers.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
That you can wear outside.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, but you're very strong, so.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I don't have giant feet for the last time.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Common they're very wide, Okay, got it.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
So I had those, and then my daughter, I.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Believe, had these, and I believe I believe his daughter
would not wear those out.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No. I think they were like slippers that you get
for Christmas that you were around the house exactly Like honestly,
I bet she got them from my mom for like
Christmas or something like that special, right, Yeah, And so
she saw that I had covered in dust in the
back of my closet, the cool kids shoes that nobody
was wearing, and she goes, mom.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Can I have these?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
And then I'm like, even though I don't wear them,
I'm like, but then I won't have any slippers.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
And she goes, you don't wear them.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Hey, don't do anything.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
So then she goes, well, you can have mine, and
I'm okay, not an equal trade, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
She owes me you were wearing them.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
No, we swap out and then these become mine and
they end up being set like right by our front door.
That's kind of where we keep some shoes, like shoes
that you like slip on and off, you know, just
by the front door.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I feel like it's weird to keep slippers by the
front door. I feel like that's a bedroom thing and
a closet thing. I don't know why. So you by.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Our front door, you're gonna find slippers and flip flops occasionally,
maybe a pair of San Diego or house gloshes, but
here no gloses. So so these were by the front door.
And then one time I just had.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
To run out.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I don't know where the hell I was going, Vond's
or Trader Joe's or whatever. And I normally just go
flip flop, but I had my fuzzy socks on, and
my feet were all comfy and warm, and I'm like, oh,
I can just slip these slippers on and I'm out
the door.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
So I did that.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
And especially when I'm out with my daughter, when she's
in her cool kid shoes and pajamas, I feel like,
this is acceptable.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
You're not a cool kid.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh so I wore them yesterday to pick up my
daughter and her friends at UTC.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yeah, you don't see the difference between the look of
those these no offense.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
These aren't the cool shoes.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Emily, Emily, you're you're you're blacked out right now. Please
listen to what I listened to what she just said.
She went and picked up her daughter and her friends
at UTC in those My mom rolling in with.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That shoot the.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Fancy and your daughter with her friends.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
How embarrassing is that?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I really missed that look.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
They're probably impressed.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
They're probably impressed impressed her friend did compliment my messy bond.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
So I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I'm just saying, so, after my UTC trip yesterday and
the Vond's trip before that, I'm like, this is acceptable.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
This is you, This is me.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Who told you that you just told yourself that.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, like because I went out and nobody blinked.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I mean I saw you.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I didn't see what happened to me this morning when
I saw you, guys, and you glanced down and then
you glance back up with a look of shame.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
It's so embarrassing and like what feedback would any human
get walking out of the mall, Like nobody's gonna stop
you at a bar?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Why are you wearing slippers?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Could get a glance like when your teas are out,
when you're wearing a big old cleave shirt, like nobody's
gonna stop you and be like, whoa look at your tits.
But you will see the eyes glance down.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
You don't see the difference.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I mean, I mean I can notice the glance, and
there were no glances. So I feel I am perfectly
fine wearing these in public. And these are now in
the rotation, guys.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
So your slipper chick now, no cool slipper chick is not.
Oh my god,