November 13, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily tells us about a situation where she was waiting for her man, Robert, to come home with their son Reed with dinner ready on the table and how long she had to wait and why they took so long...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So you guys know, Emily has a neighbor named Chili
Dog Tim. Yes, you know how he got that name.
Chili Dog Tim? Well number one, he's always making chili.
It's always there's always a pot bruin. He always a
pot off. You need chili, you go to Tims. Well.
The original way we found out about Chili Dog Tim
was that Robert, Emily's man, Robert, went across the street
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and ate a chili dog at Chili Dog Tims Which
can you blame him dog? The man's name Chili Dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Just like going to Disneyland and you meet Mickey Man.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You don't want to meet Mickey, Come on, give me
a break. You go to Chili Dog Tams. You're gonna
have chili dog, okay. And so Emily was so fucking
pissed because because she had just made dinner and the
guy goes across the street eats chili dog and it
comes walking back and I was like, are you ready
for dinner? He's like, no, I just had a chili
dog crush. What the hell?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Insane?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay. So that that is how that all played out. Well,
it looks like we have another situation where Robert may
Or may not have done something incorrect.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
Find a.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Now, he probably didn't mean to offend you. Maybe he
had a hanker in for a chili dog and you
just walk over and you know exactly where you're gonna get.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's fucking crazy, and now I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Pissed about it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Settle down about it. And then when you bring it
up again, like, I'm like, it's just here's.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The chili dog, the chili that happened ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I know he does this ship often, like.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Just goes into random neighbors houses, and yes, but if I.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Live directly across the street from like in and out Burger,
you know what I mean, And they're making fresh fucking
burgers every day, and I just happen to wander in
and they hand me a free one, Like I'm gonna say,
no tobout.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I've got dinner ready inside.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
But what is it?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Use everybody healthy? Hey? Yes, actually it is something delightful
and healthy.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Robert does this like on once every two weeks, even now,
even after the fucking chili thing. The guy doesn't give
a shit if somebody hands him something to eat and
he might be a little bit hungry, the thing like,
then he takes it. The thing with Robert too, is
that if he's hungry a little bit, if he's like,
if he's hungry, he has to eat right away, like
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he has to eat right away.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He's hungry, then he's starving.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So he can't wait for dinner to be on the table,
not at all. Like let's say you served because you're
very late with your dinners.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It started on.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That, like seven o'clock, you serve dinner at six point fifty.
If he's hungry, he'll eat something you won't wait for
ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
He won't wait the bowl in the fridge and grab
like a bite of something or a carrot or something.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Will that make you mad?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's annoying if.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
The carrot's fine, but it's at the same time, like
he'll grab or he'll get like a bowl of like cheese,
it's or something. And I'm like, i'd rather you be
starving and then eat up all the dinner. We don't
have leftovers and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And do you tell him like it's just ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Do I tell, like.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I can understand if dinner is like an hour away,
but the fact that he can't wait ten the man's hungry.
He's talking to die of starvation.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
In the original story about chili dog Tim that has
been legendary. Yes, and Emily's still upset about it after
ten years, very much so, which is crazy because Emily
does put a lot of work into her dinners. You know,
she thinks, you know, very highly of her her meals,
and so she is wanting, you know, you to really
(03:40):
appreciate it and to enjoy it and all that stuff.
I get all that real quick.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And like, if they're eating dinner, do they have to
give you a review on your food or can there
be a meal that nobody says anything?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Remember if Thor said you have to go this is good,
he said that your family told him he has to
do that.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Okay, I mean clearly he's lying and he's trying to
funk with.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Me or would never make that.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, I don't, so I don't have to have if
nobody stop it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So nobody says anything. You guys have dinner. You're talking
padres and weather and homework. There's no mention of your food,
that's fine.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Usually they'll say, oh, this is really good, mom or
Reed will say this, who will have trouble eating it
and doesn't it's not his favorite thing.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
It's something that isn't his favorite dish, and he's like,
not that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So he's the only one in the family with taste buds.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Hey, you're not doing this right.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Sorry, because if I put in as much time as
you did into cooking a dish, I would need a
rave review every fucking time.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
My wife is like this, really yeah, because she doesn't
cook as often as I do, and so when she
makes a meal, I think she expects, you know, some
sort of review. Yeah, And so she'll ask the kids
and then kind of stare at me, and I know
I have to say, okay, So this actually happened last night.
(05:07):
I played softball last night before I ate dinner, and
so I got home and it was late for me.
I don't eat past seven normally, so it was I
go home like just after seven, and so it was
a disaster. It was early dinner. It was fucking crazy,
like this is midnight for me. And so I walked
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in the door and both of my kids came up
to me and were like, hey, dinner was really good.
You know you're gonna have dinner. I'm like, oh, okay, cool,
And so I sit down and Debora warms up the
food puts in front of me. I started eating. She's like,
really good, right, And.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
So it was a it was a rigatoni pasta with chicken,
but like there was like a breadcrumb topping on it
was a Hello Fresh meal and so there was like
a bread crumb topping on the rigatoni And when it
got warmed up, it got mushy, and so the whole
dish was kind of mushy. So it wasn't very good
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straight out of the oven. It wasn't her fault, but
like she wanted the rave review that the kids were giving.
And I mean, it was the first thing they told
me when I walked in. I couldn't do it. I
can't lie. I can't lie you lie a situation. I
can't do itbody, I told you, I said, I said,
it was probably really good when it first came out,
(06:25):
but now it's kind of mushy, so you know it's
not my favorite. Sorry man, Oh my god, did break
her art?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Really?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Nobody does that at my house.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
We know, but typically I do get I feel like,
this is any dinner you eat that somebody prepares for you,
you say it's good.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't require this. I don't require I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Require it either, but it's just I feel like that's
even when I'm eating anybody else's.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Food, just to have you say, oh, thank you, thanks
for the dinner. Yes, it is fine. Who knows it's.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Your own family, though, Like who cares eat the fucking food? Emily, Emily, we.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Know, we know, we don't we know what, we don't
know anything.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, okay, Well last night we had a situation where
once again Robert wasn't where he was supposed to be.
I guess we should.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Say, oh, that's exactly it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
What's what happened?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
So yesterday last night for dinner, I made a shepherd's pie.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I made a shepherd's pie. I know, fake you. It
was traditional though, because I made it ground turkey, because.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I had that and the thing he always does ground turkey, fucking.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Meat over not the fucking meat loaf.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
And I looked at a recipe that had a zillion,
like four point six reviews.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
It was great. So I followed the recipe to a tea.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I actually started at like four forty five, four thirty,
which is like early for me, and got that thing
in the oven at around like five thirty and it
needed to cook for like twenty five minutes. And so
I knew Robert was going to be on his way
home before but he had to pick Rid up at
a friend's house first, okay, And so Robert was going
to be home. He was leaving, and I saw that
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he was leaving like the Bay Park area at around
like at around like five point fifty ish, but he
was going to head to head down the eighth there'll
be traffic, and then he was going to pick read
up at his.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Friend's house on Stocking the Street. I mean, I got
it like to see when he's going to be home
for dinner. It's very easy.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I don't have to bother him. I could just see
where his car's at. I have to text him or
call him.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
And so the thing was in the oven and it
was set to be out at six.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I thought they'd probably be home around six fifteen, and
it would that's perfect, it could cool that things hot.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Would get cool for fifteen minutes. It'd be perfect time
when they get yeah, and that's what happened. Took it
out at six. It was sitting out from six.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
She's ready to go.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Robert had a little bit of traffic and ended up
getting to Reid's friend's house at.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Around six fifteen.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Okay, fine, they're going to be behind about ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
That's not the end of the world. Will eat by
six thirty.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Put it back in there and let it just sit.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Just let it chill, perfects exactly like, not that big.
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
That's when I see I see Robert yet to Read's
friend's house, and I'm looking on this whole time.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I'm looking at.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I want to know to get out.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yes he has moved yet, yes, question do you keep
it on like like watching him move live? Or do
you go back like five minutes later and refresh, go
back and check.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Okay, that's ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
It's probably every two minutes minutes because I'm wondering when
these guys are going to go now. Mind you, this
is a brand new friend from Reid's high school that
he just started hanging out with. Read's never been to
his friend's house before, so this is like the first
time hanging out. Therefore, This is the first time Robert's
gonna pick him up from this place. I don't know
if Robert's going to meet the parents or what's going
(09:46):
to happen, but he's just gonna pick up Read. So
Robert's at this friend's house and I see the car
is there, five minutes, doesn't move and Read reads not
moving either, same location. Five minutes goes by, ten minutes
goes by, and now I'm going, Okay, what are they
doing there for ten minutes?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So that's when I pick up the phone and call
Robert to see what he's doing, and let.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Can you just text that?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
At this point, it's like I did text, I said
you guys at home, and he didn't response.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I call Emily, and you know that this is like ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I don't think so, I don't think. So get Read
in the car and come home.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Can you let off a little please, God, dude, just.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
For that's a strong word, shut out.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Hey. So that's when I call Read and say, Hey,
where's your dad? When are you guys? When are you
guys coming home? You guys coming out?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
And that's that's when Reid tells me, By the way,
Rude was over there they were building bike jumps in
this kid's backyard, ye with like a skid steer thing.
They were driving around, and that's when I guess I
find out that Robert was in the dad's man cave,
meeting the father and chatting it up. Okay, that's when
I know exactly what's probably going on here, and I'm
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not happy if that's actually what's happening. What I have
a feeling, knowing Robert, if he's staying and chatting this
long with the dad, there's probably a beer or two involved.
I don't know for a fact, jet but I have
a feeling.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Look at the shades man get a new friend.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, so that's a good thing. Really has a new friend.
Robert's connecting with the parents of the new friend.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
At this time, now about twenty minutes has gone by
that he's been over at this house, and now it's
about almost like six point fifty at this point.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
If you said it was six fifteen and twenty minutes,
that doesn't happen.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
No, it's six fifteen, and then then about like ten
fifteen minutes later went by, and then I'm checking at
this point, this much time has gone by. It's it's
like about six forty five.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Anybody treated me like this, I will hey.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
So that's when they finally finally make their way home
a little after seven o'clock. The dinner's been ready for
a fucking hour. For a fucking hour, and they finally
get That's when I'm not very happy. I tried to
be as cool as I could irrit and so that's
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when I do find out that Robert had two beers
while visiting with this dad and I That's when I'm
not as cool as come on.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I'm like, really, dinner's been ready for an hour.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I've been sitting here waiting no text from you.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Nothing at all. So I'm bucking pissed.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You knew where he was at. Why would he need
a text? You you follow him?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's just out of respect.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You are a battle axe. I You're a battle axe.
It's so right.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I can't believe it up.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
While I'm sitting here it up looking at my sad
Shepherd's pie sitting in the oven. You're not gonna be
lost the crunch on top because it was sitting around
for so long.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Great bullshit, Oh that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Now, Maybe I missed this in the beginning of the story.
Did he know exactly what time dinner was going to
be read Did you specifically say dinner will be on
the table at this time?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Because I talked to him when he had left Bay
Park and said, okay, cool, he's on the way home,
Dinner's ready, I go, dinner will be ready.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Dinner will be ready for you.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
So he knew he was blowing off dinner because I
have to say, I've.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Done this multiple times.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Who like again, it's kind of different because you know,
we don't cook as.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Much ready at a specific time.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Well, but I'll.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Tell the boo like, oh, I'm picking up Loveland, like,
he'll order the takeout. And so he's sitting there staring
at the takeout, just getting cold, while I'm drinking a
glass of champagne with my girlfriend down the street because
I'm just picking up Loveland, and she goes, oh, just
come in for a quick sec. I want to show
you something, and then she offers me a drink and
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then next thing I know, forty five fucking minutes went by.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
So I come home.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He waits for you.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, so normally, like the first time it happened, he
waited and then he was pissed. The food's cold, babe,
bye bah bah. And he also has this weird thing.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
If the food is there and he smells it, he's
like a fucking shark with blood in the water, where
like he has to eat it then or he like
like he gets hangary. Yeah, it's a little intent, it's
a little intense. So yeah, so now it's to the
point where he'll just eat. So I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I have no problem to that. If if you're late
and you're choosing to do that, I'm gonna eat the food.
I'm not gonna wait for you.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
So I got to sit here by myself and eat
this shepherd's pie? Is that so hard on?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Give me a break?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Really gone to the bar and like was hanging out
with buddies. That's one thing. But the fact that he's
picking up your guys son, he's eating the parents, he's
forming a relationship we got we got no sympathy for.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
If you're a battle axe, you're gonna we know it's
been documented that Robert has done time before. Does he
call you the warden because he should. If he doesn't
call you the warden
Speaker 4 (14:59):
I would you don't like him and his friend call
me General Griffiths bailed it
So you guys know, Emily has a neighbor named Chili
Dog Tim. Yes, you know how he got that name.
Chili Dog Tim? Well number one, he's always making chili.
It's always there's always a pot bruin. He always a
pot off. You need chili, you go to Tims. Well.
The original way we found out about Chili Dog Tim
was that Robert, Emily's man, Robert, went across the street
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and ate a chili dog at Chili Dog Tims Which
can you blame him dog? The man's name Chili Dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Just like going to Disneyland and you meet Mickey Man.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You don't want to meet Mickey, Come on, give me
a break. You go to Chili Dog Tams. You're gonna
have chili dog, okay. And so Emily was so fucking
pissed because because she had just made dinner and the
guy goes across the street eats chili dog and it
comes walking back and I was like, are you ready
for dinner? He's like, no, I just had a chili
dog crush. What the hell?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Insane?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay. So that that is how that all played out. Well,
it looks like we have another situation where Robert may
Or may not have done something incorrect.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
Find a.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Now, he probably didn't mean to offend you. Maybe he
had a hanker in for a chili dog and you
just walk over and you know exactly where you're gonna get.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's fucking crazy, and now I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Pissed about it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Settle down about it. And then when you bring it
up again, like, I'm like, it's just here's.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The chili dog, the chili that happened ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I know he does this ship often, like.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Just goes into random neighbors houses, and yes, but if I.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Live directly across the street from like in and out Burger,
you know what I mean, And they're making fresh fucking
burgers every day, and I just happen to wander in
and they hand me a free one, Like I'm gonna say,
no tobout.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I've got dinner ready inside.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
But what is it?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Use everybody healthy? Hey? Yes, actually it is something delightful
and healthy.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Robert does this like on once every two weeks, even now,
even after the fucking chili thing. The guy doesn't give
a shit if somebody hands him something to eat and
he might be a little bit hungry, the thing like,
then he takes it. The thing with Robert too, is
that if he's hungry a little bit, if he's like,
if he's hungry, he has to eat right away, like
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he has to eat right away.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He's hungry, then he's starving.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So he can't wait for dinner to be on the table,
not at all. Like let's say you served because you're
very late with your dinners.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It started on.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That, like seven o'clock, you serve dinner at six point fifty.
If he's hungry, he'll eat something you won't wait for
ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
He won't wait the bowl in the fridge and grab
like a bite of something or a carrot or something.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Will that make you mad?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's annoying if.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
The carrot's fine, but it's at the same time, like
he'll grab or he'll get like a bowl of like cheese,
it's or something. And I'm like, i'd rather you be
starving and then eat up all the dinner. We don't
have leftovers and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And do you tell him like it's just ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Do I tell, like.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I can understand if dinner is like an hour away,
but the fact that he can't wait ten the man's hungry.
He's talking to die of starvation.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
In the original story about chili dog Tim that has
been legendary. Yes, and Emily's still upset about it after
ten years, very much so, which is crazy because Emily
does put a lot of work into her dinners. You know,
she thinks, you know, very highly of her her meals,
and so she is wanting, you know, you to really
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appreciate it and to enjoy it and all that stuff.
I get all that real quick.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And like, if they're eating dinner, do they have to
give you a review on your food or can there
be a meal that nobody says anything?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Remember if Thor said you have to go this is good,
he said that your family told him he has to
do that.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Okay, I mean clearly he's lying and he's trying to
funk with.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Me or would never make that.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, I don't, so I don't have to have if
nobody stop it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So nobody says anything. You guys have dinner. You're talking
padres and weather and homework. There's no mention of your food,
that's fine.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Usually they'll say, oh, this is really good, mom or
Reed will say this, who will have trouble eating it
and doesn't it's not his favorite thing.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
It's something that isn't his favorite dish, and he's like,
not that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So he's the only one in the family with taste buds.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Hey, you're not doing this right.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Sorry, because if I put in as much time as
you did into cooking a dish, I would need a
rave review every fucking time.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
My wife is like this, really yeah, because she doesn't
cook as often as I do, and so when she
makes a meal, I think she expects, you know, some
sort of review. Yeah, And so she'll ask the kids
and then kind of stare at me, and I know
I have to say, okay, So this actually happened last night.
(05:07):
I played softball last night before I ate dinner, and
so I got home and it was late for me.
I don't eat past seven normally, so it was I
go home like just after seven, and so it was
a disaster. It was early dinner. It was fucking crazy,
like this is midnight for me. And so I walked
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in the door and both of my kids came up
to me and were like, hey, dinner was really good.
You know you're gonna have dinner. I'm like, oh, okay, cool,
And so I sit down and Debora warms up the
food puts in front of me. I started eating. She's like,
really good, right, And.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
So it was a it was a rigatoni pasta with chicken,
but like there was like a breadcrumb topping on it
was a Hello Fresh meal and so there was like
a bread crumb topping on the rigatoni And when it
got warmed up, it got mushy, and so the whole
dish was kind of mushy. So it wasn't very good
(06:04):
straight out of the oven. It wasn't her fault, but
like she wanted the rave review that the kids were giving.
And I mean, it was the first thing they told
me when I walked in. I couldn't do it. I
can't lie. I can't lie you lie a situation. I
can't do itbody, I told you, I said, I said,
it was probably really good when it first came out,
(06:25):
but now it's kind of mushy, so you know it's
not my favorite. Sorry man, Oh my god, did break
her art?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Really?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Nobody does that at my house.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
We know, but typically I do get I feel like,
this is any dinner you eat that somebody prepares for you,
you say it's good.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't require this. I don't require I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Require it either, but it's just I feel like that's
even when I'm eating anybody else's.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Food, just to have you say, oh, thank you, thanks
for the dinner. Yes, it is fine. Who knows it's.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Your own family, though, Like who cares eat the fucking food? Emily, Emily, we.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Know, we know, we don't we know what, we don't
know anything.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, okay, Well last night we had a situation where
once again Robert wasn't where he was supposed to be.
I guess we should.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Say, oh, that's exactly it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
What's what happened?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
So yesterday last night for dinner, I made a shepherd's pie.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I made a shepherd's pie. I know, fake you. It
was traditional though, because I made it ground turkey, because.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I had that and the thing he always does ground turkey, fucking.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Meat over not the fucking meat loaf.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
And I looked at a recipe that had a zillion,
like four point six reviews.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
It was great. So I followed the recipe to a tea.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I actually started at like four forty five, four thirty,
which is like early for me, and got that thing
in the oven at around like five thirty and it
needed to cook for like twenty five minutes. And so
I knew Robert was going to be on his way
home before but he had to pick Rid up at
a friend's house first, okay, And so Robert was going
to be home. He was leaving, and I saw that
(08:03):
he was leaving like the Bay Park area at around
like at around like five point fifty ish, but he
was going to head to head down the eighth there'll
be traffic, and then he was going to pick read
up at his.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Friend's house on Stocking the Street. I mean, I got
it like to see when he's going to be home
for dinner. It's very easy.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I don't have to bother him. I could just see
where his car's at. I have to text him or
call him.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
And so the thing was in the oven and it
was set to be out at six.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I thought they'd probably be home around six fifteen, and
it would that's perfect, it could cool that things hot.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Would get cool for fifteen minutes. It'd be perfect time
when they get yeah, and that's what happened. Took it
out at six. It was sitting out from six.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
She's ready to go.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Robert had a little bit of traffic and ended up
getting to Reid's friend's house at.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Around six fifteen.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Okay, fine, they're going to be behind about ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
That's not the end of the world. Will eat by
six thirty.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Put it back in there and let it just sit.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Just let it chill, perfects exactly like, not that big.
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
That's when I see I see Robert yet to Read's
friend's house, and I'm looking on this whole time.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I'm looking at.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I want to know to get out.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yes he has moved yet, yes, question do you keep
it on like like watching him move live? Or do
you go back like five minutes later and refresh, go
back and check.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Okay, that's ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
It's probably every two minutes minutes because I'm wondering when
these guys are going to go now. Mind you, this
is a brand new friend from Reid's high school that
he just started hanging out with. Read's never been to
his friend's house before, so this is like the first
time hanging out. Therefore, This is the first time Robert's
gonna pick him up from this place. I don't know
if Robert's going to meet the parents or what's going
(09:46):
to happen, but he's just gonna pick up Read. So
Robert's at this friend's house and I see the car
is there, five minutes, doesn't move and Read reads not
moving either, same location. Five minutes goes by, ten minutes
goes by, and now I'm going, Okay, what are they
doing there for ten minutes?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So that's when I pick up the phone and call
Robert to see what he's doing, and let.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Can you just text that?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
At this point, it's like I did text, I said
you guys at home, and he didn't response.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I call Emily, and you know that this is like ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I don't think so, I don't think. So get Read
in the car and come home.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Can you let off a little please, God, dude, just.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
For that's a strong word, shut out.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Hey. So that's when I call Read and say, Hey,
where's your dad? When are you guys? When are you
guys coming home? You guys coming out?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
And that's that's when Reid tells me, By the way,
Rude was over there they were building bike jumps in
this kid's backyard, ye with like a skid steer thing.
They were driving around, and that's when I guess I
find out that Robert was in the dad's man cave,
meeting the father and chatting it up. Okay, that's when
I know exactly what's probably going on here, and I'm
(11:00):
not happy if that's actually what's happening. What I have
a feeling, knowing Robert, if he's staying and chatting this
long with the dad, there's probably a beer or two involved.
I don't know for a fact, jet but I have
a feeling.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Look at the shades man get a new friend.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, so that's a good thing. Really has a new friend.
Robert's connecting with the parents of the new friend.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
At this time, now about twenty minutes has gone by
that he's been over at this house, and now it's
about almost like six point fifty at this point.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
If you said it was six fifteen and twenty minutes,
that doesn't happen.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
No, it's six fifteen, and then then about like ten
fifteen minutes later went by, and then I'm checking at
this point, this much time has gone by. It's it's
like about six forty five.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Anybody treated me like this, I will hey.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
So that's when they finally finally make their way home
a little after seven o'clock. The dinner's been ready for
a fucking hour. For a fucking hour, and they finally
get That's when I'm not very happy. I tried to
be as cool as I could irrit and so that's
(12:08):
when I do find out that Robert had two beers
while visiting with this dad and I That's when I'm
not as cool as come on.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I'm like, really, dinner's been ready for an hour.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I've been sitting here waiting no text from you.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Nothing at all. So I'm bucking pissed.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You knew where he was at. Why would he need
a text? You you follow him?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's just out of respect.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You are a battle axe. I You're a battle axe.
It's so right.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I can't believe it up.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
While I'm sitting here it up looking at my sad
Shepherd's pie sitting in the oven. You're not gonna be
lost the crunch on top because it was sitting around
for so long.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Great bullshit, Oh that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Now, Maybe I missed this in the beginning of the story.
Did he know exactly what time dinner was going to
be read Did you specifically say dinner will be on
the table at this time?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Because I talked to him when he had left Bay
Park and said, okay, cool, he's on the way home,
Dinner's ready, I go, dinner will be ready.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Dinner will be ready for you.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
So he knew he was blowing off dinner because I
have to say, I've.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Done this multiple times.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Who like again, it's kind of different because you know,
we don't cook as.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Much ready at a specific time.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Well, but I'll.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Tell the boo like, oh, I'm picking up Loveland, like,
he'll order the takeout. And so he's sitting there staring
at the takeout, just getting cold, while I'm drinking a
glass of champagne with my girlfriend down the street because
I'm just picking up Loveland, and she goes, oh, just
come in for a quick sec. I want to show
you something, and then she offers me a drink and
(13:45):
then next thing I know, forty five fucking minutes went by.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
So I come home.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He waits for you.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, so normally, like the first time it happened, he
waited and then he was pissed. The food's cold, babe,
bye bah bah. And he also has this weird thing.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
If the food is there and he smells it, he's
like a fucking shark with blood in the water, where
like he has to eat it then or he like
like he gets hangary. Yeah, it's a little intent, it's
a little intense. So yeah, so now it's to the
point where he'll just eat. So I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I have no problem to that. If if you're late
and you're choosing to do that, I'm gonna eat the food.
I'm not gonna wait for you.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
So I got to sit here by myself and eat
this shepherd's pie? Is that so hard on?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Give me a break?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Really gone to the bar and like was hanging out
with buddies. That's one thing. But the fact that he's
picking up your guys son, he's eating the parents, he's
forming a relationship we got we got no sympathy for.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
If you're a battle axe, you're gonna we know it's
been documented that Robert has done time before. Does he
call you the warden because he should. If he doesn't
call you the warden
Speaker 4 (14:59):
I would you don't like him and his friend call
me General Griffiths bailed it
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