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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know how this has sort of become a thing,
But I don't know why we didn't do it for
your birthday, Skuy.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I know we didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, after I've sort of become a thing where, whether
it's Christmas or birthdays that we open presence on the podcast,
people seem to love it. I guess it's like unboxing
videos or something. I don't really get it well.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And I think our dynamic plays into our gifts too,
So I think that's kind of fascinating because you know,
I'm like bummed Thors not here today because I are
you well, just because I'm fascinating.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Well, you know what I mean, It would be underwhelmed
no matter what. Yes, it is Emily's birthday tomorrow, and
so we have brought in her birthday gifts and so
on the podcast we're going to open up Emily's birthday gifts.
We ain't done yet. It's time for the past yet.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Completely uncensored and un being filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Now Funny enough, Sky is actually wearing the birthday gift
that Thor got hurt. You really don't need to, You
really don't need to says Oregon coast vibes.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh check out my vibes.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, they're of the Oregon coast.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Are Oregon Coast annoying?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No they are not. They are chill, a little weird,
a little high.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That's the well, that's you. Yes, it is so. Yeah,
Thor got her that, which is crazy because Thor is
more annoyed than anybody about the organ you know what,
you're right, But he leaned right into it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I think Thor leans into an easy gift.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
So if he goes okay, they're gonna whether he hates
it or not, it's just easy.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
And man or his wife Hayley founded on Instagram or
something on under that's more.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That makes more sense. Without a doubt.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
She gets it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So, as you can see here, if you're watching the
YouTube video, you can see the birthday girl has arrived.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Well, the princess is here, is princess.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
While you're wearing your princess birthday crown, you know that
Jamie got you at the dollar store. Wow, Jabie, it's
kind of falling apart.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, no, it's great. The danglars stole it from the loof.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You didn't steal it from the loop.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It was great.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I feel very special.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay, okay, so yeah, we're we're in full appearance here
for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Do you wear the crown when you get together to
celebrate with friends and family this weekend?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, tonight I spent money on you know, be watching
my friend's band tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Will I wear this? That would be I don't. I don't.
I would fucking laugh my ass off if you rolled
into an obi bar with that thing on, I would
love it. You would be a troll and you would
get your.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Ass beat well, because you know she's not planning out
or fucking outfit for like three days.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
With leather pans. I don't know, because I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
All right. So this is sort of the thing that
we started doing for big Christmas extravaganza that we do insane.
People love it, people love watching us unwrapped presents, and
so we've done it for a few birthdays. I think
we forget from time to time, but we remember this time.
So you get to see what we got Emily for
(03:23):
her birthday. Yes, so let's go ahead and begin. I
guess we'll start with you Sky, what did you get Emily.
We're about to find out we used bag. I want
to start with that.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I wonder how many times this bag has been reused
for sky here guy's tissue papers always reused.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Here's the fucking tough part. Well, here's the tough part
about us. At this point. We have exchange bags back
and forth so many times that I can't keep track
of who gave me what bag. And I went through
like six bags going I think Emily got me this.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
One for my last birthday, and I couldn't that your
gift was in that for me.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh okay, okay, So we'll just pretend there was will
because the one the word gave me actually had to
rip it.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I remember that it was.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It actually had a rip.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
His bag was ripped and the card was crossed out.
Whatever he said.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I think it was a thank you car and there
was a grease stain on it.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
With the on it talk about somebody you could give
a funk.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Like at that point, don't give a it's not a
big deal.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Actually, oh yeah, sorry, no card, I care that nasty car.
This one no grease on it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I made sure no grease. I do she love that dog?
Look at that dog. Look at Look at that pup.
Look at him jumping. Look at it.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
He's so happy live like someone left the gate open.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I actually love it very much.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I really do.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I really do love that.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, Now the gift.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
We're going to hate when things come with a cat,
We're going.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
To hate that.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I do that every time.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I know, well, I get so nervous.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, like, okay, well it's.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Glittery tissue paper. I don't know you guys, my daughter,
Oh what is this?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
It's skims.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So I have a girlfriend who got this and said
the most comfortable thing she's ever had. And then I
saw an article of the like most in demand female
gifts and this was on.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It is this Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
This is Kim Kardashian's line. But here's the thing. They're pajamas.
And I know I love pajamas, So I don't want
to push this on Emilymas.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I know. And there's so so.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's what everybody says. And the color, yes, I felt
the holidays coming up a green. You can, even if
you're me, pair the pants with like a tank top
and you know, go to Target in it.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I won't bejamas.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Okay, well you could, and if for some reason there's something,
you can return them at Nordstroms. Nordstrums sell skims and
you can exchange there. Really, thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You don't have to tell me an exact number if
you don't mind me asking. Skims? Yeah, is it oh
so expensive? Yeah? I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I've never bought skims like skims is like shape where
normally just got out the ship, like I know, like
the shapework because I looked.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Into it, like it's like one twenty for just and
it's just like, let's say, a one piece bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
God s guy, I know I want to feel it.
I put these on my Christmas list? You did, yeah,
because because my girl and they are so they're so
like Eddie.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, I hope you like really generously.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Okay, very because I know you get hot sometimes and
so PJ.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
But lounge, that's pretty cool lounging around and in the
winter okay, okay, yeah, and I keep my house cold anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, okay, good, all right on to my gift.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It is probably gonna take ten hours.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
No no, no, I don't go crazy because times and
you'll do.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Like one big awesome gift, or lots of times.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
There'll be lots of oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
that's not good. Grad.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Do you have a cute dog on your card?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh oh what she loves even more than.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Says the wine glass is half empty, and Optimus says
the wine glasses half full.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
An opportunist says, hey, look free wyr like.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
That Timealy drank the glass of ye that.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Was left on it. Oh she doesn't like that memory.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You don't bring that free wine. We were talking about
free wh Okay, my bad.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I love the card. Okay, here we go. Oh my god,
this is so exciting.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Gets fat Stone.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I don't have this one. I only have the skinny one,
and I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Like using the skinny one because it's too it doesn't
flip the burgers good.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's actually specifically for hamburgers. Yeah, I use I've been using.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
The Blackstone scraper thing to flip the burgers because d wider.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So that's exclusively for flipping burgers.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
On a black stand. She makes smash burgers once a week.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
This is heavy enough. I don't have to use my smasher.
I think I could actually do them.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Smash with that, which I want to smash it up, bro,
which I was one smash it up, smash it up.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Anxiety.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh this is.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
What I don't know what it is was I was.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
More excited about this then what is this? It's to
stop it?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
She so happy?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You shouldn't be this excited.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
So you could put all you know, I liked it.
I wrapped, so I wrapped them. I bought wrapping, like
the pouches so I could write.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
On breath, like when you're at the food court and
your food comes on a little tray basket thing. That's
what we got here.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh this is yeah, Emily, this was the most easy,
perfect gift for you of all time.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
You I was gonna you don't understand how much you
love it, but you do because you bought it for me.
Like I will use this when I do like fun
dinners and like not even on the like inside I will.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh, okay, that's a little weird.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You're a little.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Right. Yeah, Like Stanley is so cool talking about it.
Nobody knows. You're just screaming at every gift you get.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
How many white claws can fit in one of those
bad boys three?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Oh wait, no, okay, I'm going to demonstrate later tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
There's no filling this thing with.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Just I know my, I know my.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That was crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Andre socks.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
These are cool.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I bought him before they decided to get rid of
the City Connect, and I'm like, ship, it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Matter because I still have a City Connect Jersey, and
I have a City Connect jacket, so I'll still be watching.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Thank you very fun and whoa blackstone cleaning cloths free moisten.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Emily mentioned probably I don't know, four or five months
ago that she needed blackstone like stuff. Yeah, and so
I of course immediately went on and bought her a
bunch of crap.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I don't even remember her making.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I didn't make something on the blackstone the other night
because I needed to clean it and I didn't have
the right stuff to clean it.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I swear to God, that's why you're going to make
it the other There it is.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
And a pinch you can use them to wipe your But.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I'm going to get I'm going to go online as
soon as we get off and get little paper to
put in your basket.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
This is too much to do it. I knew you
would like that. On a weird level, little serving baskets and.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Wear my pajamas clothes in here.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm just okay, all right, Jamie, your.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Turn, Emily, Yeah you look fucking fabulous.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
What what you got over there? Is it hiding under
the on your your head?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh? That's the gift is one dollar.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I was running away from security at the Loof. Okay,
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
This is uncomfortable, very uncomfortable. You know what, if you
sit in that chair, you don't buy birthday. I think
that's what birth There you go, happy birthday. I believe