November 17, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie tells us about his trip to the store and how he swears he bought one thing but when he got home it all of a sudden was a different item? Of course, Sky of all people had to contest his story and is asking for proof...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you guys ever had something happen or not happen
and you swear you did it or you you thought
something happened, Like it just doesn't make sense to you,
almost Mendela effect, like where you're like, I know that
I did that. I know that I I had something
happen like that this weekend, and it's fucking with me
(00:23):
to the point of where I think I'm going crazy.
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
find yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the party. The show's after show starts now. So
(00:44):
in all honesty, there's either one thing or another happening here.
Somebody's fucking with me, or I'm losing it and I
don't know which either or there's no in between. Both
aren't good there neither. I'm telling you this is so
fucked up, like it's it's really stuck with me to
the point of where, like I could see the concern
(01:06):
on my wife's face as I ranted about it so
long yesterday. It gets weird.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, I had this happen once you mentioned the Mendela
effect type thing where I would have like fought to
the death put money on the line in an argument
over if the monopoly man had a monocle not and
because we were doing weird. This is back in the
Lottery Scratcher channel days, you guys, and they came out
(01:35):
with a Monopoly scratcher and I was going on and
on about the top hat and the monocle and blah
blah blah blah blah, and the people were putting in
the comments do doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Have a monochnole?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And I said, I will fight you over this because
I know in my heart of hearts that mofo has
a monog.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'm trying to think. I don't think he does.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I think it a mister peanut.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, and definitely know for sure. Yeah. And the monocles
are very specific.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
They're very specific. The monopoly man, I was.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Just because you're rich, do you think you like, do
you have a monocle?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't have, course, but I feel like if you
have a top hat and a cane, you got it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's like it's like a thing.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The monopoly man have a top hat in the cane,
Like what is this monopoly? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't know if in my mind the monopoly man
and mister Peanut had some sort of fucking baby somewhere,
and like, I.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You're clearly confused.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah. So I went on and on.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And honestly, people on our Facebook page, I mean on
our YouTube page were like arguing, like somewhere defending the monocle.
It turned into a thing. But like I said, I
would have put money on this. It's that confident. Turns
out totally wrong. No mono mon mister Peanut does. Now
does he have a top hat and cane? Now I
(02:50):
have to look that up.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
The monopoly man had a pocket line.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The top hat is a very newer version. Yeah, the
one on my screen, of course, black and white.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
They know I'm old. Why is that coming up like that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
So, but Eddie, I'm with you, Like I was, I
was ready to have this argument.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I was.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I swore this dude had a monocle.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But no, no, no monocle, and I love mustache. I
got the top end of cane. You were right on that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, And I looked at every version. You know me,
I'm trying to like prove that I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Right about one version in nineteen sixty seven he had
a monocle, So I'm right.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And then she's exactly, but I couldn't find even that
one version he doesn't but do but like in my heart,
like and when look you made.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Me think you know, I questioned it. But but then
when I was picturing him, I go, I don't remember
a monocle.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, But then that crushing realization of I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Wrong, yeah, which is very rare.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm not used to that feeling.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
May is there one of like the chance cards where
he has a monocle when he's judging the beauty?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh, you know, have a monicle that I don't know
he does it?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, I don't. Sorry, guy, you're just flat out wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I was crazy beauty call back.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
By the way, this was I if you would have
given me, I would have put any money on the
line that this happened. And I can't, like, I can't
wrap my head around it, Like it's so crazy to
me that this bothers me, Like you won't believe it.
So I'm doing my normal weekend grocery shopping tripka and
(04:24):
I knew like Sundays are like my really big cooking days.
So Sunday I was like, I'm going to do a
big family dinner or whatever. I cook most of the
days of the week, but for some reason, like the
one that's going to take more of the work is
my Sunday dinner.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Actually that's the way it ends up at my house.
Normally I had leftovers last night, but that was a
special occasion. But like normally, like you'll make like a
roasted chicken or like something that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Clue you ordered food last night.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So yeah, so that's that's you know, I put a
lot into the Sunday dinner or whatever. That's usually what
is most work. Well, I decided, you know what, it's
been rainy whatever, I'm a and make a shepherd's pie.
You want to make a nice little shepherd's What.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
A perfect little cozy dish.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It really was.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It really was excited.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's a perfect chicken and dumplings or shepherd's pie. Went,
you know what I'm gonna do, shepherds. Don't worry. That's
that's tonight because it's a crockbox dish, super easy. Now,
oh god, please don't make it. You don't have to
make it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I wear on my life.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I was thinking earlier about what I was going to
make for dinner, and I wanted it to be something
yummy and cozy, and I swear you guys, not without a.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Doubt, I will be making chicken.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh my god, Like what that's crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So I went shepherds py and super easy and I
make it like when it's winter time. I like to
make shepherd's pies.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, and he shared this recipe with me.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I want to say, like fifteen years ago, I still
have like the little card, I like wrote it down
on and put in my.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Little recipe book before loves it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The only problem is we gave birth to a daughter
who's a picky eater like me.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So imagine only hell that has created underneath those potatoes.
What is going on down there? Meats and veggies and
what is this?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
And also for the record, I don't think you gave
birth to a picky eater.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You made yea.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You created a normal eating and you created.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Uh so it's you know, when you make a shepherd's pie,
there's pretty standard ingredients in it, and one of them
is peas. You put peas in a shepherd's pie, and
luckily that's one of the veggies that Weirdly enough, my
kids really like they like peas. I don't know why
to me peas or whatever. I don't hate them, but
(06:44):
I also don't love peas, so I don't make them
all the time, and so in a shepherd's pie, though
they're good, kind of makes sense, especially if you don't
make them super mushy or whatever. You know. So anyway,
peas on the shopping list. So I'm going up and
down the aisle, get to the canned food section, and
all I need is small canopies. Okay, I don't need
like the bigger canopies. I just need a small can.
(07:06):
So that's very specific. So I'm in the canned food section,
I'm looking around. I'm going, okay, well, where's the small canopies.
I see them, get it, put it in my cart. Okay.
Now it's that specific in my brain of like, okay,
I don't want the regular size canopies. I want the
very small can What is that four anss or something
(07:27):
like that, like half the size. Yeah, it's very small,
and so I'm literally looking for it. Grab it off
the shelf, put it in my cart. Ye, there's no
mistaking it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I know what you speak of because we always have
to have camed cranberry in the house all year long
because my daughter eats it with chicken.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Really.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, so we will always have a can of cranberry
going in the house.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And oh my god, that's so bizarre.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And I discovered like a year ago they sell the
half cans. Oh okay, and so just kind of like you, like,
I know, because I have to specifically look for it.
It's different than any other can I'm buying. So I
totally know what you speak of where you're like, got.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It July cranberry? Okay, that's did they even make it
in the summer?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I would like if you go to Trader Joe's, no,
they only carry it, but Vond's will it'll be like
bottom shelf.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
July Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So if you like go in my refrigerator right now,
you'll see like a tupperware because you can't eat a
whole can, even with a small can.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
You know that's a lot to ask a one person. Well,
it's only my daughter, So.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So you guys don't eat it all.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Occasionally I'll dapple, you know, crazy, who's that sweet cranberry?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
And it's like candy on top of your your protein.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But but I know what you talk about because that's
the only thing I buy in that little half can size,
so I'm always aware when I buy it.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So no big deal, go through the whole process, found
my piece, put it in the cart, perfect, finished my shopping,
and I'm loading it and obviously all onto the conveyor belt. Now,
there was a couple of moments in my grocery store.
I had to go over to the produce that's last
in my In my grocery, a lot of it's first,
(09:14):
but in this grocery store, it's kind of positioned last,
and so I always get my my produce last, which
is okay for me because I don't want it to
get squished and bruised or whatever. So I put everything
on top. And so there was a couple of moments
where I left my cart, you know, sort of by itself,
where you go and get the bag. And for some
reason this time there was no bags in the produce
(09:37):
section except for one space, and it was so I
have kept having to go over to get the bags.
It was really pain in the app so it was
pissing me off.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
But I do have to say I appreciate you pulling
your cart over to the side to setting it out
of the way, and then you zip around right because
that's the way I do it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
People just leave carts in the middle of the aisles
and yeah, it's the worst. Yeah, so I do do that,
and so I have. I did leave my cart unattended
a couple of times while I'm getting you know whatever,
and so uh, then I go over and I put
all the stuff on the car on the conveyor belt,
buy my groceries done, and I get home. I put
(10:12):
away all the groceries. And so once I go to
the grocery store, get home, put everything away. So I
don't understand how this could have happened. But yesterday I
go to make the shepherd's pie, and so I'm getting
all the stuff together. It comes peace time. These times
at the end you want to add it last so
it doesn't get overcooked and super mushy and just almost dissolved.
(10:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I don't know what a moron.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And so I'm at the point where I go peas time.
So I get peas out. It's one of the ones
where you pull top it, which is great. I don't
have to go full can over.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Wow, there's still are you still making it?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I don't know. It's really annoying. I always feel like.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I'm gonna cut myself though with that peel top, and
I feel like somebody's gonna slice their hand open.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
There's no way, there's no way you are even gonna
be able to do. You have to call in the boos,
and you're too feeble.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, there's been a couple of times where I've just
taken the little top has just busted off because I
can't even get them me.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I have issues opening things.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Sky the can, Okay, I opened the boxes. You open
the cans.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So I opened up the can and I'm my mind
is just blank. Now. I don't understand what I'm seeing.
This is so confusing. I look down and I see
that this is not peace. This is cut green beans. Oh,
and I went, what the fuck? I know I bought peace.
(11:38):
I know I bought peace. I was looking at the peas,
I was like, where's the small can? There? It is,
Grab peace, put it in my cart. How the fuck
did I end up with green beans? I have no
idea and it doesn't make sense in my brain.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Wow, question, yes green bean can? Is it a half can?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yes? Oh so I guess in what would make the
most sense is Eddie, you grabbed the wrong can? It's
very simple.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
That's where my mind.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But I'm telling you guys, I fucking was looking at
the Peace because I had to find that small can
and I grabbed the peas. I know I grabbed Peace.
I'm telling you, I I have no fucking clue.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Did the pea fairy come over?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I don't. I'm not gonna put it past the beef.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
The pea fairy come over?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Nothing makes somebody's fucking with me. Somebody like because I left.
This is what's going through my mind, because this is
not adding up where I truly believe somebody was saw
my cart when I put it over to the side
in the produce section and said, you know what, I'm
gonna do. What I'm gonna do this pool switch arou.
(12:49):
I'm gonna put it in green beans in his cart
and take out this guy's fucked. Your shepherd's fies ruined boy.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Okay, no one knows you're making shepherd's fie.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
So there's person that is that evil They go They
just go around grocery store swapping out people's ship.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
If ever a news story comes out and we find
out that there is a person who is switching groceries out,
I swear to God, I will fucking air the I
will go to consumer bas and I will get on
the TV and talk about my harrowing incident anymore. Otherwise
(13:26):
I am I am I losing it. You might be
losing it.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You might be I mean, I have this problem often
you move fast, though I chill at the grocery store.
I moved fast.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So this is by the wrong product, like not a
lot a lot.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
But of course this has happened to me, like on
occasional because I.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Move in the past. But this is never happened to
me never.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm telling you because your eyes have been looking at
the big cans of peace and then you go, oh,
half can right next to it, and then you just
grab the half hand Nope.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Nope, because they were in separate sections. So like the
big cans were all on one shelf, and then you
had to go to the top shelf and find where
the small cans were.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Why would it not be right next to it?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'm LPs. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
This is more towards an Eddie faux pas. When you
say that because I don't, I.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You're telling me that I am making it up that
they're on different shelves. I'll fucking take a picture. I'll
drive there after this fucking show and take a picture
of it, because that's exactly how it was sky.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Because I don't grocery as often as you guys grocery,
but things are the same. Thing normally isn't on different
shelves unless it's taking up like the whole entire section.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Cans like go be next to each other.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Big cans were in one section, smaller cans were on
another section. I'm telling you that are next.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
To peas and beans aren't next to beans.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That the way this organized. Listen, I can admit if
if I grabbed the wrong can, I grabbed the wrong can.
Fucking Okay, I still don't think I did. But I did.
That is one thing I'm one million percent sure about
because I because I was kind of looking, I found
the piece, all right, where's the small cans? Oh, they're
up higher for some reason. That's the way it is.
(15:12):
You can question me all you want. I'll I will
take a picture.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Because I think the reason the smaller cans we're up
there is because they were green beans, not piece.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
But why would that all the small cans are in
the same section.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I've never seen it leaning toward the sky.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Why don't see everything leaning lumping together? They always put
the same things next to each other.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Not by Why would small can of green beans be
in one section and not and not the small piece
be in one section because.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
The small piece should be next to the big piece
and the small green beans should be next. That's why
I'm questioning your whole fucking story, bro, and that's why
I would like a photo.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I will one million percent do that, wow, And then
then you will apologize to me this is crazy, and
we'll have a fucking monocle situation again.
Have you guys ever had something happen or not happen
and you swear you did it or you you thought
something happened, Like it just doesn't make sense to you,
almost Mendela effect, like where you're like, I know that
I did that. I know that I I had something
happen like that this weekend, and it's fucking with me
(00:23):
to the point of where I think I'm going crazy.
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
find yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the party. The show's after show starts now. So
(00:44):
in all honesty, there's either one thing or another happening here.
Somebody's fucking with me, or I'm losing it and I
don't know which either or there's no in between. Both
aren't good there neither. I'm telling you this is so
fucked up, like it's it's really stuck with me to
the point of where, like I could see the concern
(01:06):
on my wife's face as I ranted about it so
long yesterday. It gets weird.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, I had this happen once you mentioned the Mendela
effect type thing where I would have like fought to
the death put money on the line in an argument
over if the monopoly man had a monocle not and
because we were doing weird. This is back in the
Lottery Scratcher channel days, you guys, and they came out
(01:35):
with a Monopoly scratcher and I was going on and
on about the top hat and the monocle and blah
blah blah blah blah, and the people were putting in
the comments do doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Have a monochnole?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And I said, I will fight you over this because
I know in my heart of hearts that mofo has
a monog.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'm trying to think. I don't think he does.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I think it a mister peanut.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, and definitely know for sure. Yeah. And the monocles
are very specific.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
They're very specific. The monopoly man, I was.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Just because you're rich, do you think you like, do
you have a monocle?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't have, course, but I feel like if you
have a top hat and a cane, you got it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's like it's like a thing.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The monopoly man have a top hat in the cane,
Like what is this monopoly? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't know if in my mind the monopoly man
and mister Peanut had some sort of fucking baby somewhere,
and like, I.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You're clearly confused.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah. So I went on and on.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And honestly, people on our Facebook page, I mean on
our YouTube page were like arguing, like somewhere defending the monocle.
It turned into a thing. But like I said, I
would have put money on this. It's that confident. Turns
out totally wrong. No mono mon mister Peanut does. Now
does he have a top hat and cane? Now I
(02:50):
have to look that up.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
The monopoly man had a pocket line.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The top hat is a very newer version. Yeah, the
one on my screen, of course, black and white.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
They know I'm old. Why is that coming up like that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
So, but Eddie, I'm with you, Like I was, I
was ready to have this argument.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I was.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I swore this dude had a monocle.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But no, no, no monocle, and I love mustache. I
got the top end of cane. You were right on that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, And I looked at every version. You know me,
I'm trying to like prove that I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Right about one version in nineteen sixty seven he had
a monocle, So I'm right.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And then she's exactly, but I couldn't find even that
one version he doesn't but do but like in my heart,
like and when look you made.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Me think you know, I questioned it. But but then
when I was picturing him, I go, I don't remember
a monocle.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, But then that crushing realization of I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Wrong, yeah, which is very rare.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm not used to that feeling.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
May is there one of like the chance cards where
he has a monocle when he's judging the beauty?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh, you know, have a monicle that I don't know
he does it?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, I don't. Sorry, guy, you're just flat out wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I was crazy beauty call back.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
By the way, this was I if you would have
given me, I would have put any money on the
line that this happened. And I can't, like, I can't
wrap my head around it, Like it's so crazy to
me that this bothers me, Like you won't believe it.
So I'm doing my normal weekend grocery shopping tripka and
(04:24):
I knew like Sundays are like my really big cooking days.
So Sunday I was like, I'm going to do a
big family dinner or whatever. I cook most of the
days of the week, but for some reason, like the
one that's going to take more of the work is
my Sunday dinner.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Actually that's the way it ends up at my house.
Normally I had leftovers last night, but that was a
special occasion. But like normally, like you'll make like a
roasted chicken or like something that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Clue you ordered food last night.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So yeah, so that's that's you know, I put a
lot into the Sunday dinner or whatever. That's usually what
is most work. Well, I decided, you know what, it's
been rainy whatever, I'm a and make a shepherd's pie.
You want to make a nice little shepherd's What.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
A perfect little cozy dish.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It really was.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It really was excited.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's a perfect chicken and dumplings or shepherd's pie. Went,
you know what I'm gonna do, shepherds. Don't worry. That's
that's tonight because it's a crockbox dish, super easy. Now,
oh god, please don't make it. You don't have to
make it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I wear on my life.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I was thinking earlier about what I was going to
make for dinner, and I wanted it to be something
yummy and cozy, and I swear you guys, not without a.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Doubt, I will be making chicken.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh my god, Like what that's crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So I went shepherds py and super easy and I
make it like when it's winter time. I like to
make shepherd's pies.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, and he shared this recipe with me.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I want to say, like fifteen years ago, I still
have like the little card, I like wrote it down
on and put in my.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Little recipe book before loves it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The only problem is we gave birth to a daughter
who's a picky eater like me.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So imagine only hell that has created underneath those potatoes.
What is going on down there? Meats and veggies and
what is this?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
And also for the record, I don't think you gave
birth to a picky eater.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You made yea.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You created a normal eating and you created.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Uh so it's you know, when you make a shepherd's pie,
there's pretty standard ingredients in it, and one of them
is peas. You put peas in a shepherd's pie, and
luckily that's one of the veggies that Weirdly enough, my
kids really like they like peas. I don't know why
to me peas or whatever. I don't hate them, but
(06:44):
I also don't love peas, so I don't make them
all the time, and so in a shepherd's pie, though
they're good, kind of makes sense, especially if you don't
make them super mushy or whatever. You know. So anyway,
peas on the shopping list. So I'm going up and
down the aisle, get to the canned food section, and
all I need is small canopies. Okay, I don't need
like the bigger canopies. I just need a small can.
(07:06):
So that's very specific. So I'm in the canned food section,
I'm looking around. I'm going, okay, well, where's the small canopies.
I see them, get it, put it in my cart. Okay.
Now it's that specific in my brain of like, okay,
I don't want the regular size canopies. I want the
very small can What is that four anss or something
(07:27):
like that, like half the size. Yeah, it's very small,
and so I'm literally looking for it. Grab it off
the shelf, put it in my cart. Ye, there's no
mistaking it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I know what you speak of because we always have
to have camed cranberry in the house all year long
because my daughter eats it with chicken.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Really.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, so we will always have a can of cranberry
going in the house.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And oh my god, that's so bizarre.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And I discovered like a year ago they sell the
half cans. Oh okay, and so just kind of like you, like,
I know, because I have to specifically look for it.
It's different than any other can I'm buying. So I
totally know what you speak of where you're like, got.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It July cranberry? Okay, that's did they even make it
in the summer?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I would like if you go to Trader Joe's, no,
they only carry it, but Vond's will it'll be like
bottom shelf.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
July Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So if you like go in my refrigerator right now,
you'll see like a tupperware because you can't eat a
whole can, even with a small can.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
You know that's a lot to ask a one person. Well,
it's only my daughter, So.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So you guys don't eat it all.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Occasionally I'll dapple, you know, crazy, who's that sweet cranberry?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
And it's like candy on top of your your protein.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But but I know what you talk about because that's
the only thing I buy in that little half can size,
so I'm always aware when I buy it.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So no big deal, go through the whole process, found
my piece, put it in the cart, perfect, finished my shopping,
and I'm loading it and obviously all onto the conveyor belt. Now,
there was a couple of moments in my grocery store.
I had to go over to the produce that's last
in my In my grocery, a lot of it's first,
(09:14):
but in this grocery store, it's kind of positioned last,
and so I always get my my produce last, which
is okay for me because I don't want it to
get squished and bruised or whatever. So I put everything
on top. And so there was a couple of moments
where I left my cart, you know, sort of by itself,
where you go and get the bag. And for some
reason this time there was no bags in the produce
(09:37):
section except for one space, and it was so I
have kept having to go over to get the bags.
It was really pain in the app so it was
pissing me off.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
But I do have to say I appreciate you pulling
your cart over to the side to setting it out
of the way, and then you zip around right because
that's the way I do it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
People just leave carts in the middle of the aisles
and yeah, it's the worst. Yeah, so I do do that,
and so I have. I did leave my cart unattended
a couple of times while I'm getting you know whatever,
and so uh, then I go over and I put
all the stuff on the car on the conveyor belt,
buy my groceries done, and I get home. I put
(10:12):
away all the groceries. And so once I go to
the grocery store, get home, put everything away. So I
don't understand how this could have happened. But yesterday I
go to make the shepherd's pie, and so I'm getting
all the stuff together. It comes peace time. These times
at the end you want to add it last so
it doesn't get overcooked and super mushy and just almost dissolved.
(10:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I don't know what a moron.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And so I'm at the point where I go peas time.
So I get peas out. It's one of the ones
where you pull top it, which is great. I don't
have to go full can over.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Wow, there's still are you still making it?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I don't know. It's really annoying. I always feel like.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I'm gonna cut myself though with that peel top, and
I feel like somebody's gonna slice their hand open.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
There's no way, there's no way you are even gonna
be able to do. You have to call in the boos,
and you're too feeble.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, there's been a couple of times where I've just
taken the little top has just busted off because I
can't even get them me.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I have issues opening things.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Sky the can, Okay, I opened the boxes. You open
the cans.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So I opened up the can and I'm my mind
is just blank. Now. I don't understand what I'm seeing.
This is so confusing. I look down and I see
that this is not peace. This is cut green beans. Oh,
and I went, what the fuck? I know I bought peace.
(11:38):
I know I bought peace. I was looking at the peas,
I was like, where's the small can? There? It is,
Grab peace, put it in my cart. How the fuck
did I end up with green beans? I have no
idea and it doesn't make sense in my brain.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Wow, question, yes green bean can? Is it a half can?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yes? Oh so I guess in what would make the
most sense is Eddie, you grabbed the wrong can? It's
very simple.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
That's where my mind.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But I'm telling you guys, I fucking was looking at
the Peace because I had to find that small can
and I grabbed the peas. I know I grabbed Peace.
I'm telling you, I I have no fucking clue.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Did the pea fairy come over?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I don't. I'm not gonna put it past the beef.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
The pea fairy come over?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Nothing makes somebody's fucking with me. Somebody like because I left.
This is what's going through my mind, because this is
not adding up where I truly believe somebody was saw
my cart when I put it over to the side
in the produce section and said, you know what, I'm
gonna do. What I'm gonna do this pool switch arou.
(12:49):
I'm gonna put it in green beans in his cart
and take out this guy's fucked. Your shepherd's fies ruined boy.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Okay, no one knows you're making shepherd's fie.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
So there's person that is that evil They go They
just go around grocery store swapping out people's ship.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
If ever a news story comes out and we find
out that there is a person who is switching groceries out,
I swear to God, I will fucking air the I
will go to consumer bas and I will get on
the TV and talk about my harrowing incident anymore. Otherwise
(13:26):
I am I am I losing it. You might be
losing it.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You might be I mean, I have this problem often
you move fast, though I chill at the grocery store.
I moved fast.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So this is by the wrong product, like not a
lot a lot.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
But of course this has happened to me, like on
occasional because I.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Move in the past. But this is never happened to
me never.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm telling you because your eyes have been looking at
the big cans of peace and then you go, oh,
half can right next to it, and then you just
grab the half hand Nope.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Nope, because they were in separate sections. So like the
big cans were all on one shelf, and then you
had to go to the top shelf and find where
the small cans were.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Why would it not be right next to it?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'm LPs. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
This is more towards an Eddie faux pas. When you
say that because I don't, I.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You're telling me that I am making it up that
they're on different shelves. I'll fucking take a picture. I'll
drive there after this fucking show and take a picture
of it, because that's exactly how it was sky.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Because I don't grocery as often as you guys grocery,
but things are the same. Thing normally isn't on different
shelves unless it's taking up like the whole entire section.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Cans like go be next to each other.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Big cans were in one section, smaller cans were on
another section. I'm telling you that are next.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
To peas and beans aren't next to beans.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That the way this organized. Listen, I can admit if
if I grabbed the wrong can, I grabbed the wrong can.
Fucking Okay, I still don't think I did. But I did.
That is one thing I'm one million percent sure about
because I because I was kind of looking, I found
the piece, all right, where's the small cans? Oh, they're
up higher for some reason. That's the way it is.
(15:12):
You can question me all you want. I'll I will
take a picture.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Because I think the reason the smaller cans we're up
there is because they were green beans, not piece.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
But why would that all the small cans are in
the same section.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I've never seen it leaning toward the sky.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Why don't see everything leaning lumping together? They always put
the same things next to each other.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Not by Why would small can of green beans be
in one section and not and not the small piece
be in one section because.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
The small piece should be next to the big piece
and the small green beans should be next. That's why
I'm questioning your whole fucking story, bro, and that's why
I would like a photo.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I will one million percent do that, wow, And then
then you will apologize to me this is crazy, and
we'll have a fucking monocle situation again.
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