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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm in tears right now. I can't. I don't what
This is the greatest yet most bizarre day of my life.
I don't know what's happened to me. This is unbelievable.
What is sitting in front of me right now? I
can barely contain myself. I can barely contain it at all.
A few minutes, watch yourself, lady, because what you're doing
(00:23):
is uncalled for. Okay, I have to get into this
incredible delivery of donuts.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
We ain't done yet past a year, completely uncensored and
uning filtered except for that part the show's after show starts.
Now are you crying?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Crying and sweating? I don't know what's happening. This is crazy,
this is crazy. Okay, listen. I like donuts.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I like him, biggest understatement.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I like him like seriously, I like them a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I never met anybody that likes as much as they like.
I've never met anybody that likes a food item this much,
anything really anything true.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yes, it's true, like people like things, but like a pizza,
French fries. But I've never seen the joy and physical
reaction on a human the way I see it on
Eddie with donuts.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
He changes, He changes his entire being.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Like he could be having the worst day ever, so angry,
yelling at people, and somebody walks in with a box
of donuts.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yet it changed sweet love.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Wait, who are you making sweet?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
With the way he acted? Would in surprise.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay, I don't know. I don't know where this comes from,
because I haven't always felt this way about donuts really,
And when I was a kid, we we I came
from a very small town. We had one donut chop
a winchles oh yeah, yes, and it wasn't that far
from my it was like four blocks or whatever. So
every once in a while, ride my bike down there,
(02:04):
get a donut one, yeah, one or I remember. The
big thing was whenever we'd go camping, because that was
our big summer vacation we'd go camping every year, is
that we'd have to stop at the Winchels. Everybody got
to pick their donut, and then we'd start driving to
the campgrounds.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Funny because you do that now with your family.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I do remember it, and I still do that with
drives to go and get donuts and so. But then
I went through obviously a long stretch of time from
then to now of not really like going crazy about donuts,
you know, I mean, it's it is what it is.
But I don't know when this started, maybe what four
or five years ago, Yeah, because it's.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Like a COVID thing like it might have been.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Because when I first started on the show, which was
almost eight years ago at this time, I don't ever
remember this, and so I would say it's it's about
a handful.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Or and I remember during COVID I specifically drove to
a certain donut shops.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You to Marry's Santi Yeah one, it's one of the
better ones.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
It is, but there's a donut shop right before you
get on this streets where there's no more businesses.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It was a big mistake on Sky's part. She wanted
to bring donuts, which was very awesome, and you drove
all the way out to Santee.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Because I heard Mary's was the best. I'm not very
familiar with East County.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
We know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Al Cajohn. I don't understand the difference somewhere the five
to two whatever that is fifty steady, yes, yes, And
so you did do that one morning and then I
let you know, there's literally a donut shop like right
before you turn to go down to where I.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Live four minutes ready to Christie's.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I mean it's right there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
So you weren't full doughnut crazy at that point, but
you were. You were ramping up.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Here's what's happened, And I truly believe this. Moving to
that area where there is a donut place. Literally I
see it every single day. Does it does? Get in
there and and we can go there anytime we want. Listen,
any obvious you can go to donuts anywhere, but it's close,
so that makes it a little tough. Then this is
where I think things went to another level with my
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donut love is that the new Randy's Donuts open up
down the street from our work here, and Randy's is
very famous, and for us to get one in San
Diego was a big deal. And the fact that it's
literally less than a mile away, that's bad, man, And
they like that. That fucked me up because I really
like those donuts a lot. And so yes, have I
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done a tour de force of donuts, and you know,
try to figure out what donut places are the best?
Vgis shout out maybe, but there's a ton of them.
There's a lot of really good donut shops here in
San Diego, and so yes, I do get very excited
when donuts arrive. If you have a donut and you
share with me, I get very happy. You know, you
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get a lot of hugs, best friend and you're my
best friend and all these things. Yes, Okay, so maybe
I've gotten a little over the top a little.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It's to the point where ever, every human being in
this building is aware of it, and like, our boss will.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Come in and bring them for you.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Well, here's even other shows know, like oh, you got
to give a donut to a thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Here's another thing that happened is that we started this
random thing called donuts and DJs here in the building
where like once a month or something like that, we
were having big meetings and they called it Donuts with
DJs or some shit like that, and they started bringing
in donuts and so obviously they were really good, and
I was really happy about that. And then like about
(05:33):
four or five ones in of these donuts and DJs,
they didn't bring donuts and they brought like random bullshit, like.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
A fruit thing from Albertson down the street or something.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And did I get a little upset? A little slightly.
Did I yell at sweet sweet Aaron, who I love
to death and works here, who is the nicest person
of the planet. I yell at her for not bringing donuts.
Yes I did. It wasn't my proudest moment. It wasn't
my proudest moment. Okay, things happened. Okay, when you expect
something and you're pumped up before it and you bring
me fucking Vond's mini muffins and fruit, fuck off, fruit says,
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fuck off says. That's what I say. That's what I said.
That's my saying. Ok And I truly stand by that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You have a bumper, says off.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay, so no, thank you with your healthy bullshit. Get
that out of here. It's donut time and so yes,
I have to temper my love of donuts here and there.
Uh this go does go back to like my Slurpy addiction.
You guys think I'm addicted to donuts now, but I
don't eat them on my own like I was with
the Slurpees. The slurpiece was really bad where I was
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literally going to different seven elevens and like it got weird,
no question about it, dont no. When you guys see
when I have donuts and so and I'm not getting
every single weekend. I'm not like going out and purchasing donuts.
If they arrive and I'm able to get my hands
on one, I'm gonna eat it. That's where I'm at.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Believe you don't need to go out and buy them
on your own, because.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Am I lucky that they arrive here after certain.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Months where we'll get like my birthday was last weekend.
We got donuts on Friday and he took a box home.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That was your birthday? Yeah, it was?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Why did I get them?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I feel like at some point, you know, over the holidays,
there's going to be lots of donuts, but.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Other things things I'm not interested in. You can have
leftovers of food we have, you can take all these others.
I don't want every suite, you know, I'm not like
into that, but donuts are my thing.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Thing?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Is that wrong? I don't care? So here's the thing today.
I didn't see this coming. It's a random what is today? Tuesday?
It's raining out, like I mean, you know, I'm in
a blah mood. You know, it's like whatever, and then
this happens. Who this is crazy?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Sky gets called back to the front and that doesn't
ever happen, like nobody's ever here for Sky. So weird.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But for the fact, yeah, I never get mail. I
never get a package.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Like nothing, we get a message, Hey, Sky, you're needed
up front, and that's scary, Like, I'm sorry, that doesn't
make any sense. So Sky goes up there, and then
as she is coming back in here, my my periff,
I see Sky and what she has in her hands,
and I like, it doesn't register, like and nothing is
making sense. What am I am? I in Oz?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
This is crazy?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Am I in Oz? By the way you are?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You're the wizard?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You're the wizard? Oh my god, I think so you
need to eat one of those?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So I see Sky and I'm like, what the fuck
is going on here? And she has three giant boxes
of donuts, like the dozen kind, you know, not like
the pink box. It's like giant like yeah, cake sheep
things of donuts. They're huge, yeah, And I don't understand
what's happening, three of them, and I'm like, what's what's
(09:05):
going on? What is this?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And and honestly, I'm so feeble that by the time
I made it from the front desk back to the studio.
My arms were starting to cramp because three of them
bro three.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Of them the way I mean, what are they a pound? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Three of them.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It was like maybe three pound weight.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Crazy, all way back here, all the way back here.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
So I get colder, I get called to the front
and I go out there and our receptionist lets us
know that something was dropped off specifically for me, and
I'm like what, and she said, yeah, these people said
that you've mentioned them and that they've gotten so much
business from it, and they're so thankful they wanted to
drop off a thank you gift. And then I see
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the label on the doughnut boxes and it all makes sense.
So because of Eddie's obsession with donuts, for the last
like year, we've been talking donuts a lot. And there
was one time when we went around the room and
we were talking about our where do we get our
favorite donuts in San Diego? And I talked about how
my husband was obsessed with this place in Escondido, Savoy
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Donuts when we used to live there. He swears the
best old fashion in town, right, blah blah blah blah blah.
So I told the crew this, and Eddie was like,
oh my god, I gotta try them. I love old
fashions too. All this and that, well, like a couple
weeks after that, I want to say it was like
at the beginning of summer, we went on our summer vacation.
(10:34):
We were gone for a week, and while we were gone,
I got an email saying, Hey, Skuy, I know you're
off for this week, but we just got a big
delivery of donuts for you from Savoyd Donuts. They heard
you were talking about them, and I'm like, really, of
course donuts come when Eddie's not here, because all I.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Wanted I would have flown back from Orlando.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You would have flown back for donuts, buy some on
your own.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And so Eddie was out of town. It's not like
he was just off of work. It was like you
were completely out of town. So I'm like, well, I
don't want these donuts to sit for a week, that's what.
Plus my husband's a fan. So I told our receptionist
give two cause again it was three boxes. Give two
boxes to the staff here, and then I'm gonna call.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh, you're so and pick up a box.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well we're not here. What else I'm going to be
like just throw them away, like that's why.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You go get them. I'd would have driven back and
got them all. I can't get all three and sharing
with the staff. Yeah, out of here.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
My family can't eat an entire three boxes. Okay, So
when we get back from vacation, I tell Eddie what happens.
And I don't know if I've ever seen you.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Saturday, I was heartbroken and I thought you were really
fucked up that you wouldn't save me one donut. And
I don't care how many days it was gone or
we were gone for like you got to save me one.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Donuts sitting out for like six days You're.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Gonna wasn't It wasn't at the beginning. It was in
the middle of our vacution oka four days, and I
would have absolutely eaten it. I would have absolutely donuts
fish out. An old fashioned will absolutely keep for four days.
The other one might get a little stale, a little hard.
I still would have eaten it, but I had to
try it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I feel like donuts by the next day or you.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Don't know what you're talking about, lady, it's crazy put
him in a baggie.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh you think I don't know, so I just thought
there's no way it was safe.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It was one of the worst things you ever did
to me.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Sorry that happened.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
When Eddie found out how that all played out.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It was devastating.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
He was really sad. It was devastating and he's brought
it up a couple times since. Remember Sky that time
you didn't save me any donuts when.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
They brought him in and supposed to be really close friends.
Yeah and so yeah, very very sad. Well, I don't
know if that conversation got back to Savoid Donuts, but
apparently it did, and they've dropped off these three dozen
donuts this morning, which is incredible.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Again, we had no idea they were coming. They didn't
reach out, it just showed up.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And so to show my things, first of all, I
love you guys. Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh wait, you don't even know them.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You guys, I love it. I love You've just genuine
nobody else wants to do this. I'll love you too. Okay,
wait what so I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you actually
where to get Savoy Donuts. It's at thirteen forty West
Valley Parkway and Escondido Sky Scares Sky swears by them,
so does their husband. I've never I'm about to have
one for the first time. But of course you say
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they were for you. Technically I think they were brought
for me for you. So yeah, yes, they mentioned Sky's
name because Sky is the one that talked about it.
But I'm the one that said I didn't get to
try them. So technically I do believe these are my donuts.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Well technically I believe they're probably for the whole show.
They want to make sure that you try at least
at least ry.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, I don't agree. I yeah, no, no.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Single human.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Watch me do, watch me do work. They're massive. I mean,
these donuts are insane. Like I gotta show the spare tire,
which is what is the apple? Look at this thing steering.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
With huge Believe it's huge.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I don't know you put your hands all over that one.
But okay, I'm gonna eat their mine taking I'm it's
three bucks.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Sorry, Sorry, you're making me into a weird place. Don't
do this. Don't do this.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Now. You're in a weird place. You've been in a
weird place.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Why did I get in a weird place? Because some
asshole decided, oh I'm the mood, I'm gonna help myself
without even talking.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
To me like this is bullshit, pointed to a couple
of things and took a couple.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Couple I'm counting, no one not to.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Thirty six donuts here.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Calm down, Okay, but we could have had a conversation
before you just got I'm not eating.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Ing ing reading You.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Were watching me, guy, could my mouth was a gay.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
He wasn't taking anything you'd take.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You took a maple old fashion.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
There's other ones in there.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That's my husband's favorite. See, there's a bunch in there.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Listen. I don't know what's going on, are there. I
hear that the Boo is on a new strict diet
he's been, so I don't know what's going on with
that guy.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So Ever, since he's arrived, I don't know how to
play this out. So the Boo got some sort of
weird fucking stomach sickness. Don't know what it was, but
basically he was on the brat diet for a week
straight and looking like shit. And then I come home
just yesterday and dude is prancing around the house and
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I look at him and it's annoying because seriously, it
looks like he's dropped like five pounds in a week.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, that's what happens when you don't eat gut bombs
every night.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Well that's the thing, because guy would eat burgers, fries.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
To taco shop, oh ye, crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Desserts, like multiple desserts every night. So I come home
yesterday and he's prancing around dragging about how great he
feels because he hasn't con assumed any sugar, dairy, or
red meat for the last like seven or eight days, okay,
and he is walking around like he's King health.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Well that is how you do feel, I mean, all
of us, that's the goal. Probably if we could cut
out all that shit, we'd probably all be, you know,
the pictures of health. But is it sustainable right for him?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
And it's annoying when you've lived with that person forever
and you know that all they love is junk food,
but they're walking around after one week like you know they're.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
They figured it out.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Oh yeah, the king of health, King of health.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So then he has no interest in this, right if
this is his new lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well that's crazy because just yesterday he was saying no
sugar feels so great, But this is his donut and
it's in North County.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I don't want to do that to him. Oh, I
don't want to do that to him.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
So my first thought is not even mention it, like
they don't fucking exist.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Like I think he listens to the past.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Fuck, that's true. I was considering bringing home one, or
I was considering it's just one, you psycho again, you have.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
And you could say.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
My third option was to take a photo, send it
to him and be like in or out.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
In your face and see it, skinny boy.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
If mister no sugar King of Health wants me to
bring him one or not. But I don't know. I
think I'm just not gonna mention it.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
So you're saying, old fashion is where you're living.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, that's his favorite. I don't know what that white
icing one is. You just pulled an old Fashion with
white ice.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Probag is white vanilla?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I don't know. I've never seen that one.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
You don't need to make that noise, so it really grows.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I can't vouch for that one, but it looks.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Delicious, So should I not try this one? Try one?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
He's a he's a maple old fashioned guy, but I'm
sure that one is delicious too. Yeah yeah, okay, okay,
he just said I'm going to try it. If you
couldn't understand.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Those worn't understand.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Thank you for a second, dude, Right, there's something, okay, dude,
you can just there's something to have a heart attack
special about their old fashioned that I don't I don't
know why. Like the fry on, it.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Is crispy, it's like most in the middle.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, like Emily just took a bite of her your donuts.