November 19, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we really lean into Sky being an old lady when Emily pulls out a bunch of 2026 calendars that her 70 year old mom left at her house and lets Sky have her pick of the ones she wants
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Sky, your birthday has passed and we're not at
Christmas yet, but today is your day because Emily specifically
has brought something for you and you get to pick.
For some reason, Emily has a lot of twenty twenty
(00:22):
six paper calendars for you to choose from. We ain't
done yet. It's time for the podcast over a year,
completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now, no, you heard me right, Yeah. Sky loves paper calendars.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
She refuses to get with the times and use her
phone as her calendar. She loves to write things down. Now,
Sky has a hand what are those called, like little
daily planners?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, the like mini calendars for your purse, right, the
size of.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
A check book, by the way, because that's what it
was made to be, the size because you can.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Put them in there. Yes, Sky still does. Yes, Sky
calls that her cat calendar. Thank you, because normally it's
cats cats on the front of it.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's very exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Then we have the calendar back in the office, which
is normally a freebee calendar, which I get to enjoy
every day.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yep, you get to enjoy the motivational sayings, the beautiful
nature pictures.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I don't go back all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Where do you get those from?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
They come free in the mail from like donating to
random charities throughout there.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That's that's how.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Because other people are like, I don't get calendars. Well,
that's that's why. Certain like certain places they'll send you
address labels, certain places do the notepad paper, and some
places go.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's These are the type of calendars you'll see in
waiting rooms, like if you're in like a doctor's office,
or if you're waiting to get your oil changed, you
look up and go, oh, there's a calendar up there. Yeah,
that's a nice landscape.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yes, such a good call.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
And that's what that's that's what Sky has in our office.
So she has that one, and then she also has
multiple calendars at her house. Yes, I think you have
one in your office, correct, and then one up for
on the fridge.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
You do, yes, you don't just have okay, sorry, time out.
I don't know about what's on the one fucking calendar
where she draws a heart around her birthday.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Everybody's birthday gets a heart.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
There's a sex multiple uh huh, And I need so
many calendars.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Use your fucking phone. Sorry, whoa last, I'm sorry. This
is her day and this is my gifts.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
By the way, it's so weird. It's super weird.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All of it is weird.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So the one because there are two in the house.
But this year we did make a little bit of
a change. So so probably like four to five days
towards the end of the month, I would sit down
because the cat calendar in my purse is like the hub. Yeah,
that's like the origin of everything. That's the first spot
(03:20):
things get written down, you get it. And so what
I would do is I would sit down with the
two blank calendars, the one for the fridge and the
one for the home office, and I would transcribe everything.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What a fucking waste of time.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh, I can get it, like excited, like hey, calendar day,
and and then I would calendar and then I would
proudly hang them up on the fridge and then get
upset when the hobby would criticize my handwriting and he
can't read things on there, and I'm like, it's your eyes, bro,
(03:59):
it's not my handwrite. So then I started writing in sharpie,
and now that's a fucking mess. But anyway, So that
is a mess.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That shouldn't be using calendars.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
That's been my process the whole time. But this last
year I said, that's a little redundant, Like we do
need an office calendar, but it doesn't need everything written
on it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Why why do you need an office calendar? Do you
mean you need an office calendar?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Because say, like I'm uh, it's the weekend and I'm
sitting at that little desk in my home office and
I'm checking my email and like, oh look I got
an invite to something. Look at the calendar. I mean,
what day is that? What day of the week is that?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Okay, wouldn't it be easier just to pick up your
phone and go okay?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I mean, how many devices do I need to be
on it?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Once? Edward?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You know what I mean? Like it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Actually you can sink your phone calendar up to the computer.
You really did it.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
But also you could also have your phone calendar sync
to your husband and your daughter's phone.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, you guys all have the same calendar.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
How crazy, Steve, Okay, calm, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So but I do appreciate all the calendars and just
being able to just being able to glance at the
entire month, get the whole month in a snaplot mind.
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't do it.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't care for the way you guys do.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't do mine daily minds monthly.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I don't like a different colors and square.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It tells me what's up?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, yeah, and you could color code things if you.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Want, Rightah, I don't know, it's too much.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay, Well, today's your lucky day. Today is your lucky day.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Love a good calendar.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't understand what is going on here. For some reason,
Emily has a multitude of paper calendars sitting in front
of her. Correct, where did this come from? What are
we doing here?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, Sky is just like somebody else in my life.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Sky does a lot of things similar to somebody else
in my life, and that is my seventy six year
old mother.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh okay, I don't think we need to.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Literally calendar.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
She's got counting house, she transcribes, she does all the same.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Shit calendar day and guess what does Your mom is amazing?
She is amazing, she's successful, she's got her ship together. Yeah,
very well off, very well, well, she's fucking nailing it okay,
I think the calendar has something.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
To do with it.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
So my mom very similar to you as your spirit
animals together. She came over for my birthday this past weekend,
and she always brings all kinds of stuff over my house.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Not a birthday gift.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
She did give me other things as birth gifts, but
in her little.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Fife.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh well, yeah, no, she didn't to give me.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
What did we get?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
She gave me some money? Oh no, Emily gave me
a check a check. What means my mom on my birthday?
I say, no, no, thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's not crazy there, and she's got a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
So she my sister a check for her birthday and
then she gave me the same check.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
My mom has recently started doing this too, where she
used to like get us gifts same and now it's like,
I'm just gonna write you guys a check the same.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
My parents did the same thing, and I told them stop,
save your money. You don't need to give me money anymore.
So that's stopped.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
And did they listen to yes?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh yes, wow, really yeah, because that's because why would
I take money from my parents?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I always say, my mom.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Why would I take that, Why would I take it?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Well off, Eddie, and you're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Okay, you're all right, I am. You don't need money
from them.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I feel like if my parents weren't as well off.
And I don't know your parents financial situation, but if.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
My parents they're in the poor house, I would.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I would absolutely say no, I absolute situation, and she's good,
and she's good, and I'm to use the money for
fun money, not.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
To help pay bills.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh, fun money to a handbag.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
That's not what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You should just take the calendars.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Are you thinking the same question? All I want to know.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh, I won't tell you if you don't over my
dead body.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
But what if I say, it's a lot, if I
don't mind.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You, Yeah, if you say if you don't mind me asking,
then you have to say it.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
If I rule, if I knew this wasn't going to
be held over my head for the next twenty years
with you guys, I would tell you over.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
My dead body.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm all die, I tell you that means it's a
significant like.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
A thousand bucks. I'm going a thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't know, I don't know. I can't read her face.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I've got a pook her face. That's not what this
is about.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
One million dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Nice a little bit, hey.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Anyway, she comes bearing all. She brought a dip to
my house. So she has this box's pulling a dip out,
the cards and some other things, a bottle of wine.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And lastly she is she the type of person that
brings you old red magazines. No, that surprises. She does
that surprised.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I would love that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I know you. That's why I thought she may be
like she still has a People magazine subscription and she
brings it to you every week.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I actually was thinking of asking for magazines a couple
of magazine subscriptions for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Told you about the Internet, you don't need magazine. You
wait a minute, dude, I'm CMZ was invented. Every single
magazine is now obsolete. That Fati celebrities, they're just like us.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay, I need.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
To see that. So she comes bearing gifts and so out.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
The last thing she pulls out of her little like
thing that she came to carry from the car to
the house is a stack of things that look like magazines.
I'm not sure what the hell they are. I'm thinking
of the catalogs Eddie knows I love.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And I go, what a dose?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
And she goes, oh, there are a bunch of twenty
twenty six calendars, and I thought you would maybe want one.
Your sister could pick one out while you guys are here.
Maybe if Robert or Reid want one, that's take your
pick on a calendar, calendars for everybody.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You don't need an She said, she already took hers
for the year.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh she's already got.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
She's cut, calendared out, calendared out. Okay, okay, So I
said thank you, and yeah, oh you didn't say I'm
not a loser and use calendars.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
They didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, you didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Show her your Apple iPhone calendar like you just shoved
in my I didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I didn't. I did see the back of one of them,
and I did see that it is an a ARP calendar,
free calendar.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
That's a good that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I should be getting one of those in the mail soon.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
It is, it is Eddie and so my they sat
They sat out through a whole evening, like on my
kitchen island where we were all hanging out.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
One you didn't want one?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Well, they sat out, and I think She was probably
waiting for us to like go through them and take
our pick.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Never happened. We got distracted.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
My sister never even glanced, so that was a problems.
So everybody dispersed with no calendars being chosen. Damn, now
I see them the next day. What the fuck am
I gonna do with all these calendars? I'm not gonna
pick one. I don't need a calendar at my house.
We all share a calendar on our phone.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So how many are we talking here?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Well, so I thought one, two, three, four, five? Oh my,
there's actually six, but I took one because I'm gonna
put it in.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I am putting it in the studio.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You are, yes, because sometimes when I'm like doing best
of and stuff, I like to glance to see what the.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You got in there.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's just whatever, it's something to put up there. I
took the zoo one.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
By the way, Oh look at Scott's that's her favorite.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Sorry Scott.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
And so I'm looking at these, but what the fuck
am I going to do with these? And then it
popped in my head.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Who our very own calendar?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Calendar?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I haven't known. I mean, your mom loves calendars. Are
you canna say that to her.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, she's seventy six, she can love calendar.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I can't love calendars too.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
So obviously I thought it just like a calendar. This
bitch is fucking forty in her house.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So twenty twenty five, so.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
A month away.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, so here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yo, I'm wait. You know the thought process here is
Sky gets to choose what her next calendar is, but
she needs one for the office, two for home. I mean,
I don't even know. I don't even know. I take
them all.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, well and probably I still have some coming in
the mail. And my family knows how I love a
good calendar, so I normally always get one for Christmas
under the tree.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
They wrap the free calendar for you. They okay, okay,
they do.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
They buy like they'll go to like CVS and buy
a fucking calendar and wrap it no way because they
know it'll get used and it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So yeah, all right, so you only need one?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So you only need one?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
What do you need two for?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Just in case?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
What if my free ones don't show up? I can't
be left calendar list. I mean, I won't know. I'll
just bang my head in the fucking wall and not
know where to go? Do I go to work today?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
All right, let's present her with her choices.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Your first choice is from the AARP found.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This is a slam beauty in motion is George? Yeah,
I mean that's the first thing you show.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I mean an eagle.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
She's genuinely do you need one for the organ house? Guy?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
That that would be a delight for her.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Actually, seriously, she's going to take it for the organ house.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
We're going all right, So that's a good choice. What else?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
This one's a slam dunk, but I haven't seen the
other one.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Go first.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
This one's a little more compact. We have the American
Heart Association.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I don't like that front picture like an old car
wagon a tractor. I thought that was in the snow.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh there's the beach sky for black and white. This
is this is a wild one.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So that's you don't like the old time?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
No, that's very old time on this one.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Okay, too small to right?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
That one's for you. Yeah, that's not working on.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
This could be in the running instead of the cat
calendar because small enough to fit in her purse.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
This is a monthly planner.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
So that's that's just like, that's just the dates where
you can write stuff down.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, there's no photo.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's a little too big for the purse. I do
appreciate the notes section in the back. Always are you
going to write it there?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You want to know what I'm going to Oh, no,
this is your fault because she's whipping out her cat kept.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Unlike your guys, calendar in your phone, My calendar actually ends,
and so I have These are all my twenty twenty
six things I have planned so far that I have
nowhere to write. They write in the notes section. So
you have planned for January twelfth, twelve thirty dentist, January eighth,
twelve noon dog trainer. So I know on January seventeenth,
(14:41):
alter ego. I mean I got a lot going on.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Commercial every day.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I see red rocks in there. You're going to red rucks.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh, I haven't told you guys about that year.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Zero chance that's happening.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Really bought concert tickets, so anyway at that definitely that
goes first time.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Next we have from the nature Conservancy. We have it
looks like what animals.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Okay, there's a little bear, the starfishs.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And elephants.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Guy, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
That might be in the running might be that's a
nature a nature one.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
And finally, well from my friends at the Alzheimer's Association,
nice canvas classics.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I feel like this is right up your alley.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
This is Bob Ross's special oldest.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Person one, happy trees, happy, very arty. It's not very
good by the way I.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Think I could do it.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
It's not nice.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So where are we at with this?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Paint by numbers, calendar.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
By numbers, calendar that's a little too artsy, you don't like?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, yeah, Alzheimer's Associated, Like I want.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Nature pictures, I want animals, I want inspirational saying, so
I believe the nature your conservancy is that? How you
say that?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I have no idea?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
And the A A r P, I mean a r
P fucking nailed.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Okay, I don't know that anybody is saying that. So
you're good, Okay, Oh I am b hood.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Thank you, Emily.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What a day? What a day,
Well, Sky, your birthday has passed and we're not at
Christmas yet, but today is your day because Emily specifically
has brought something for you and you get to pick.
For some reason, Emily has a lot of twenty twenty
(00:22):
six paper calendars for you to choose from. We ain't
done yet. It's time for the podcast over a year,
completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now, no, you heard me right, Yeah. Sky loves paper calendars.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
She refuses to get with the times and use her
phone as her calendar. She loves to write things down. Now,
Sky has a hand what are those called, like little
daily planners?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, the like mini calendars for your purse, right, the
size of.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
A check book, by the way, because that's what it
was made to be, the size because you can.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Put them in there. Yes, Sky still does. Yes, Sky
calls that her cat calendar. Thank you, because normally it's
cats cats on the front of it.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's very exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Then we have the calendar back in the office, which
is normally a freebee calendar, which I get to enjoy
every day.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yep, you get to enjoy the motivational sayings, the beautiful
nature pictures.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I don't go back all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Where do you get those from?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
They come free in the mail from like donating to
random charities throughout there.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That's that's how.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Because other people are like, I don't get calendars. Well,
that's that's why. Certain like certain places they'll send you
address labels, certain places do the notepad paper, and some
places go.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's These are the type of calendars you'll see in
waiting rooms, like if you're in like a doctor's office,
or if you're waiting to get your oil changed, you
look up and go, oh, there's a calendar up there. Yeah,
that's a nice landscape.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yes, such a good call.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
And that's what that's that's what Sky has in our office.
So she has that one, and then she also has
multiple calendars at her house. Yes, I think you have
one in your office, correct, and then one up for
on the fridge.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
You do, yes, you don't just have okay, sorry, time out.
I don't know about what's on the one fucking calendar
where she draws a heart around her birthday.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Everybody's birthday gets a heart.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
There's a sex multiple uh huh, And I need so
many calendars.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Use your fucking phone. Sorry, whoa last, I'm sorry. This
is her day and this is my gifts.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
By the way, it's so weird. It's super weird.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All of it is weird.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So the one because there are two in the house.
But this year we did make a little bit of
a change. So so probably like four to five days
towards the end of the month, I would sit down
because the cat calendar in my purse is like the hub. Yeah,
that's like the origin of everything. That's the first spot
(03:20):
things get written down, you get it. And so what
I would do is I would sit down with the
two blank calendars, the one for the fridge and the
one for the home office, and I would transcribe everything.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What a fucking waste of time.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh, I can get it, like excited, like hey, calendar day,
and and then I would calendar and then I would
proudly hang them up on the fridge and then get
upset when the hobby would criticize my handwriting and he
can't read things on there, and I'm like, it's your eyes, bro,
(03:59):
it's not my handwrite. So then I started writing in sharpie,
and now that's a fucking mess. But anyway, So that
is a mess.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That shouldn't be using calendars.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
That's been my process the whole time. But this last
year I said, that's a little redundant, Like we do
need an office calendar, but it doesn't need everything written
on it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Why why do you need an office calendar? Do you
mean you need an office calendar?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Because say, like I'm uh, it's the weekend and I'm
sitting at that little desk in my home office and
I'm checking my email and like, oh look I got
an invite to something. Look at the calendar. I mean,
what day is that? What day of the week is that?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Okay, wouldn't it be easier just to pick up your
phone and go okay?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I mean, how many devices do I need to be
on it?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Once? Edward?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You know what I mean? Like it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Actually you can sink your phone calendar up to the computer.
You really did it.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
But also you could also have your phone calendar sync
to your husband and your daughter's phone.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, you guys all have the same calendar.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
How crazy, Steve, Okay, calm, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So but I do appreciate all the calendars and just
being able to just being able to glance at the
entire month, get the whole month in a snaplot mind.
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't do it.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't care for the way you guys do.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't do mine daily minds monthly.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I don't like a different colors and square.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It tells me what's up?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, yeah, and you could color code things if you.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Want, Rightah, I don't know, it's too much.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay, Well, today's your lucky day. Today is your lucky day.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Love a good calendar.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't understand what is going on here. For some reason,
Emily has a multitude of paper calendars sitting in front
of her. Correct, where did this come from? What are
we doing here?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, Sky is just like somebody else in my life.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Sky does a lot of things similar to somebody else
in my life, and that is my seventy six year
old mother.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh okay, I don't think we need to.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Literally calendar.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
She's got counting house, she transcribes, she does all the same.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Shit calendar day and guess what does Your mom is amazing?
She is amazing, she's successful, she's got her ship together. Yeah,
very well off, very well, well, she's fucking nailing it okay,
I think the calendar has something.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
To do with it.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
So my mom very similar to you as your spirit
animals together. She came over for my birthday this past weekend,
and she always brings all kinds of stuff over my house.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Not a birthday gift.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
She did give me other things as birth gifts, but
in her little.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Fife.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh well, yeah, no, she didn't to give me.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
What did we get?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
She gave me some money? Oh no, Emily gave me
a check a check. What means my mom on my birthday?
I say, no, no, thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's not crazy there, and she's got a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
So she my sister a check for her birthday and
then she gave me the same check.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
My mom has recently started doing this too, where she
used to like get us gifts same and now it's like,
I'm just gonna write you guys a check the same.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
My parents did the same thing, and I told them stop,
save your money. You don't need to give me money anymore.
So that's stopped.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
And did they listen to yes?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh yes, wow, really yeah, because that's because why would
I take money from my parents?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I always say, my mom.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Why would I take that, Why would I take it?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Well off, Eddie, and you're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Okay, you're all right, I am. You don't need money
from them.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I feel like if my parents weren't as well off.
And I don't know your parents financial situation, but if.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
My parents they're in the poor house, I would.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I would absolutely say no, I absolute situation, and she's good,
and she's good, and I'm to use the money for
fun money, not.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
To help pay bills.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh, fun money to a handbag.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
That's not what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You should just take the calendars.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Are you thinking the same question? All I want to know.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh, I won't tell you if you don't over my
dead body.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
But what if I say, it's a lot, if I
don't mind.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You, Yeah, if you say if you don't mind me asking,
then you have to say it.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
If I rule, if I knew this wasn't going to
be held over my head for the next twenty years
with you guys, I would tell you over.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
My dead body.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm all die, I tell you that means it's a
significant like.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
A thousand bucks. I'm going a thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't know, I don't know. I can't read her face.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I've got a pook her face. That's not what this
is about.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
One million dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Nice a little bit, hey.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Anyway, she comes bearing all. She brought a dip to
my house. So she has this box's pulling a dip out,
the cards and some other things, a bottle of wine.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And lastly she is she the type of person that
brings you old red magazines. No, that surprises. She does
that surprised.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I would love that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I know you. That's why I thought she may be
like she still has a People magazine subscription and she
brings it to you every week.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I actually was thinking of asking for magazines a couple
of magazine subscriptions for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Told you about the Internet, you don't need magazine. You
wait a minute, dude, I'm CMZ was invented. Every single
magazine is now obsolete. That Fati celebrities, they're just like us.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay, I need.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
To see that. So she comes bearing gifts and so out.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
The last thing she pulls out of her little like
thing that she came to carry from the car to
the house is a stack of things that look like magazines.
I'm not sure what the hell they are. I'm thinking
of the catalogs Eddie knows I love.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And I go, what a dose?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
And she goes, oh, there are a bunch of twenty
twenty six calendars, and I thought you would maybe want one.
Your sister could pick one out while you guys are here.
Maybe if Robert or Reid want one, that's take your
pick on a calendar, calendars for everybody.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You don't need an She said, she already took hers
for the year.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh she's already got.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
She's cut, calendared out, calendared out. Okay, okay, So I
said thank you, and yeah, oh you didn't say I'm
not a loser and use calendars.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
They didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, you didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Show her your Apple iPhone calendar like you just shoved
in my I didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I didn't. I did see the back of one of them,
and I did see that it is an a ARP calendar,
free calendar.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
That's a good that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I should be getting one of those in the mail soon.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
It is, it is Eddie and so my they sat
They sat out through a whole evening, like on my
kitchen island where we were all hanging out.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
One you didn't want one?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Well, they sat out, and I think She was probably
waiting for us to like go through them and take
our pick.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Never happened. We got distracted.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
My sister never even glanced, so that was a problems.
So everybody dispersed with no calendars being chosen. Damn, now
I see them the next day. What the fuck am
I gonna do with all these calendars? I'm not gonna
pick one. I don't need a calendar at my house.
We all share a calendar on our phone.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So how many are we talking here?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Well, so I thought one, two, three, four, five? Oh my,
there's actually six, but I took one because I'm gonna
put it in.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I am putting it in the studio.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You are, yes, because sometimes when I'm like doing best
of and stuff, I like to glance to see what the.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You got in there.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's just whatever, it's something to put up there. I
took the zoo one.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
By the way, Oh look at Scott's that's her favorite.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Sorry Scott.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
And so I'm looking at these, but what the fuck
am I going to do with these? And then it
popped in my head.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Who our very own calendar?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Calendar?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I haven't known. I mean, your mom loves calendars. Are
you canna say that to her.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, she's seventy six, she can love calendar.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I can't love calendars too.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
So obviously I thought it just like a calendar. This
bitch is fucking forty in her house.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So twenty twenty five, so.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
A month away.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, so here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yo, I'm wait. You know the thought process here is
Sky gets to choose what her next calendar is, but
she needs one for the office, two for home. I mean,
I don't even know. I don't even know. I take
them all.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, well and probably I still have some coming in
the mail. And my family knows how I love a
good calendar, so I normally always get one for Christmas
under the tree.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
They wrap the free calendar for you. They okay, okay,
they do.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
They buy like they'll go to like CVS and buy
a fucking calendar and wrap it no way because they
know it'll get used and it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So yeah, all right, so you only need one?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So you only need one?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
What do you need two for?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Just in case?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
What if my free ones don't show up? I can't
be left calendar list. I mean, I won't know. I'll
just bang my head in the fucking wall and not
know where to go? Do I go to work today?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
All right, let's present her with her choices.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Your first choice is from the AARP found.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This is a slam beauty in motion is George? Yeah,
I mean that's the first thing you show.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I mean an eagle.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
She's genuinely do you need one for the organ house? Guy?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
That that would be a delight for her.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Actually, seriously, she's going to take it for the organ house.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
We're going all right, So that's a good choice. What else?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
This one's a slam dunk, but I haven't seen the
other one.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Go first.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
This one's a little more compact. We have the American
Heart Association.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I don't like that front picture like an old car
wagon a tractor. I thought that was in the snow.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh there's the beach sky for black and white. This
is this is a wild one.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So that's you don't like the old time?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
No, that's very old time on this one.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Okay, too small to right?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
That one's for you. Yeah, that's not working on.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
This could be in the running instead of the cat
calendar because small enough to fit in her purse.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
This is a monthly planner.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
So that's that's just like, that's just the dates where
you can write stuff down.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, there's no photo.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's a little too big for the purse. I do
appreciate the notes section in the back. Always are you
going to write it there?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You want to know what I'm going to Oh, no,
this is your fault because she's whipping out her cat kept.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Unlike your guys, calendar in your phone, My calendar actually ends,
and so I have These are all my twenty twenty
six things I have planned so far that I have
nowhere to write. They write in the notes section. So
you have planned for January twelfth, twelve thirty dentist, January eighth,
twelve noon dog trainer. So I know on January seventeenth,
(14:41):
alter ego. I mean I got a lot going on.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Commercial every day.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I see red rocks in there. You're going to red rucks.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh, I haven't told you guys about that year.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Zero chance that's happening.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Really bought concert tickets, so anyway at that definitely that
goes first time.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Next we have from the nature Conservancy. We have it
looks like what animals.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Okay, there's a little bear, the starfishs.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And elephants.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Guy, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
That might be in the running might be that's a
nature a nature one.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
And finally, well from my friends at the Alzheimer's Association,
nice canvas classics.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I feel like this is right up your alley.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
This is Bob Ross's special oldest.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Person one, happy trees, happy, very arty. It's not very
good by the way I.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Think I could do it.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
It's not nice.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So where are we at with this?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Paint by numbers, calendar.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
By numbers, calendar that's a little too artsy, you don't like?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, yeah, Alzheimer's Associated, Like I want.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Nature pictures, I want animals, I want inspirational saying, so
I believe the nature your conservancy is that? How you
say that?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I have no idea?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
And the A A r P, I mean a r
P fucking nailed.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Okay, I don't know that anybody is saying that. So
you're good, Okay, Oh I am b hood.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Thank you, Emily.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What a day? What a day,
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