January 28, 2025 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we offer some advice on girls you should avoid when looking for some late night fun
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I used to have a pretty strong addiction to crazy chicks.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It was one of my favorite things in the world.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
That's weird, it's true.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I mean, I don't know why I was attracted to crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Gals, But don't they bring a lot of drama?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And I enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
But you enjoyed the drama.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I really enjoyed being treated like shit and having them,
you know, yell at me and stuff and create crazy drama.
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, crazier the better now that being said, crazy in
the head, crazy in the bed, Well, that was part
of it. You've had your crazy times too, Okay, As
a gal, is there anything better than dating the crazy chick?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yes, yes, I guess. We have a whole list here
of the chicks that you want to avoid hooking up with.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
It's time past yet, completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Now, do you ever hooked up for the crazy chick?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Maybe with one?
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Now, I didn't say that death love.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
She's silly, that one.
Speaker 8 (01:26):
She's the sweetest person ever and everyone likes her. I
think she only doesn't.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Like like you in this world, you're one of them
she likes.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
But man, oh man, I've seen I see, I've seen
the crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I've seen a.
Speaker 8 (01:39):
Side of Hey Bay that so and like only close
personal people know this. Like when we were driving to
workout and she had a couple of meltouts on the
way up there.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't know what was on the radios.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
I don't know, like that we kept hitting traffic and
we weren't going to get there.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
She was in miss time with her family.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And hold over.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
I was one of those things where like she thinks
I'm breathing too heavy, so she pulled over on the
side of the road and starts and had to get
out of the car and take a walk because I
was breathing too heavy.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So like and then like like a walk just on
the side of the five.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
No, we were like way detoured because the five was
so bad. So so like, I'm like, I can handle
it now and I have my moments.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We all know that.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So this is just a hatey thing.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
But like and then so I I know how to
handle it now that I way better than I used to.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So uh.
Speaker 8 (02:29):
But so we get there and her dad was like,
how was it up there? Because like he knows crazy,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What I mean, there's a different type of gals that
you probably want to avoid hooking up with. You have
the clingers, you have the crazy chicks, you have the
jealous ones, you have all kinds of well, I mean,
I can't imagine back in the day, you know, when
you had a really strong jealous streak going, Oh, yeah,
(02:58):
you may cut a bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I don't know, do it, bitch?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, I'd get crazy if I thought.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Have you ever been in a fight?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Once remember when she walked in on the guy and yeah,
that multiplecul just beat her ass.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
I walked in the room.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
My boyfriend was like on top of this girl sucking her.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
But did say that, why.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Are you so she was on top of this girl?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Stood?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I think we knew he wasn't on top of she
was on.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Top of this girl and he was eating her.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, they weren't just sleeping on top of the We
knew there was a deal.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
There was a dill in as I walked in and
just swung.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I didn't hit anybody, though, I don't believe it was there.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah, because I was like screaming, crying, I can't see
you ever fighting.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
And then there was another time I did hit a
bitch right in their face.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Why hit? A bit happened? She hit you?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Like almost jumped this girl with my stepsister back in
the day when we.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Were she like talking to your man.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I swear to god, I don't remember. It was my
stepsister's problem with this girl, but I was.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You were back up. My sons was a little okay,
I'm a little bit taller.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Did the girl hit back.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
No, she like started crying and like went on the ground,
and and then we ran off in the car.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Listens one strong. She's got massive hands. If she hits you,
you're going down.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I just can't.
Speaker 8 (04:20):
I just can't imagine Emily punching anything. Like I feel
like she doesn't even know how to punch.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I'm pretty aggressive.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I wouldn't fun with Emily.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I'm pretty tries to think that about.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Disagree of a crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
She's psycho.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I'm crazy for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Sky Sky cannot punch anything. She's the most non aggressive
person I know.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
No, Yeah, have you ever been in a fight. No,
have you ever close?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Have you ever seen a fight?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I try not to.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
I try to close my eyes because I'm too sensitive
to see a fight. No, there was this one chick
who I.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah, he was on top of her. He was on
top of her bailing.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No.
Speaker 9 (05:02):
No, this is when I was dating like the hottest
Mexican guy in school.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
Always this guy must have been the fucking coolest, hottest chick.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
She was dating the hottest Mexican.
Speaker 9 (05:16):
He had just transferred to school and he were, well,
he had gotten kicked out of the previous schools and
I wasn't nerdy.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
And you were in dance and choir and.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Any national champion. He forgot that.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
So you're dating the hottest he.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Well, was he dating me and three other white girls
at the same time?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
But what does this?
Speaker 9 (05:45):
Because I was wearing his football jersey one day to
school and all of the Mexican girls at the school didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Like a white girl dating him. So they were screaming
at me.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Thing, was there a sky thing?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
They were calling and they were.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
There's no, what is that just like curly hair chick,
annoying bitch.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, it's like negative white chick.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Emily would suck up.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
And so they were following me around in that day
and I was I'm like, I'm gonna get jumped today
like this is would you.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Fight back or just curl up?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
What do you think?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
Two of them come over to you, two of them.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm going to try and de escalate, de escalate and talk.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
They start swinging running probably.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yes, guys on the ground.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Okay, that's my face.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay, stop.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Doing that.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Okay, they could find it. I have normal, just tuck.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It under the jersey.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
But that's the closest I've ever been to a fight. Sorry, yeah, yeah,
I would have got my ass kicked.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
All right. Well what are the chicks avoid hooking up with?
Speaker 9 (06:59):
Okay, well you named a couple of them. They they
title it the chicks with emotional issues. But then they
go into.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
House I feel like everyone.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Yeah, they say crazy maybe fun for a night, but
they say once the crazy bleeds into a week, into
a month, into a year, it's not fun.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's nothing you should encourage.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Or if you haven't had a girl scream at you
from across a bar and throw a glass at your
head and you didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Do anything to the bathroom. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
They also they also name on the list of women
you should never hook up with, the jealous woman.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
We covered that. Yeah, every woman is jealous, but there's
different levels.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
There's levels.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Yeah, like if you're at the fight fighting level, then
the feeble jealous.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
She's jealous, but she's not gonna do anything.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah. Yeah, she's almost happy about it.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Yeah, you know more more mean time.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Uh. They say you should never hook up with the
woman who is too drunk slash sloppy drunk.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's kind of illegal now yeah, to get just you
have to get consent, yes.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Yes, consent. You should also never hook up with a
friend's X. They say, doesn't matter how long, how drunk dunk.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
We don't hook up with xes.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Nope, damn.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
No, okay, uh, this one.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
I don't know why you'd want to, but they say, unhygienic,
you can't, you can't.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Yeah, you know, stunk storing a bad time in my life.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
A lot.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Yeah, because I didn't realize she's stunk until it was
dooring it, you know what I mean, because her clothes
are on.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Yeah, this bitch stunk.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Okay, and kind of in that same day, they say
you should never hook up with somebody who's demanding you
not use protection, and that it's fine.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Trapped Robert went out.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
I didn't I just I just tell them I just
got tested and I'm shooting blanks anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Excuse me, So you you want to not wear protection?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
You fucking.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
A wild thing.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I just got tested.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Okay, you can't get pregnant anyway.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
I just told the girls that I was, you know,
if you're shootings.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I didn't, he wasn't. Somebody's going to get a knock
on their door in like five doors long, I.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Mean hopefully long, and hopefully it would be more than
five years.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Well, when they're an adult, and then they can legally.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
Find out big morning after pill guy, you have a
case of in.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Your car, the case of a little vending machine chicks,
not the guy.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, they say.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
Another type of chick you should never hook up with
is one beneath your standards.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
They say, yes in the moment.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
See, that's bullshit.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It depends.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
You gotta do what you got to do.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Broyeh.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Three am.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
It's eleven, Yeah are you it's eleven? It's eleven o'clock
at night.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
You get a text message Wednesday, you do what you got.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Your head over, you ht it over, you do what
you got it. No one's going to know about it
as long as your president.
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Okay, they say you should never hook up with an X.
They say, yes, you may be reminiscentating. They say, yeah,
but there's a money, but there's a you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
We regretted massively in the morning. Yes, but at a moment,
it's easy, it's familiar, feels good.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Emily, the guy that you caught cheating, did you hook
up with him again after that?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I don't think so. I think that was the end
of it, because that was we were kind of on,
like we had been off and on, and so.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
We want to break.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't know if you want to break.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
You to do anything at his house, so I had
a key, so he was on top of her fucking.
To be clear, he was fucking. Did you know her?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh, that makes it worse, right, But you.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Know what, I remember, I had shortish like dark hair
at the time, and I remember when i'd sleep in
bed and I'd stay there a lot. He had white sheets,
and I remember seeing a long like red she had
had like cherry blonde red hair, a long red hair in.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
The bed, and freak out.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I just I didn't say anything to him about it,
but I got sick about it when I saw it,
and I knew that there was there's some fucking up.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Turns out he was on top of her her.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
You should never hook up with a merry chick, they say,
that's and I disagree.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Back in the day, you know, she's throwing it out there.
It's kind of crazy fun. You know.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
My fantasy was always be like a pool boy and
a hot, older, merried chick you know around.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yes, pizza boy.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Oh you're a pizza guy.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Anyway, I okay, so much fun.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
And the final type of chick you should never hook
up with, they say, is a coworker. Yes, you're at
that office party. You're all having drinks.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You don't
I used to have a pretty strong addiction to crazy chicks.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It was one of my favorite things in the world.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
That's weird, it's true.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I mean, I don't know why I was attracted to crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Gals, But don't they bring a lot of drama?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And I enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
But you enjoyed the drama.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I really enjoyed being treated like shit and having them,
you know, yell at me and stuff and create crazy drama.
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, crazier the better now that being said, crazy in
the head, crazy in the bed, Well, that was part
of it. You've had your crazy times too, Okay, As
a gal, is there anything better than dating the crazy chick?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yes, yes, I guess. We have a whole list here
of the chicks that you want to avoid hooking up with.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
It's time past yet, completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Now, do you ever hooked up for the crazy chick?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Maybe with one?
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Now, I didn't say that death love.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
She's silly, that one.
Speaker 8 (01:26):
She's the sweetest person ever and everyone likes her. I
think she only doesn't.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Like like you in this world, you're one of them
she likes.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
But man, oh man, I've seen I see, I've seen
the crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I've seen a.
Speaker 8 (01:39):
Side of Hey Bay that so and like only close
personal people know this. Like when we were driving to
workout and she had a couple of meltouts on the
way up there.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't know what was on the radios.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
I don't know, like that we kept hitting traffic and
we weren't going to get there.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
She was in miss time with her family.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And hold over.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
I was one of those things where like she thinks
I'm breathing too heavy, so she pulled over on the
side of the road and starts and had to get
out of the car and take a walk because I
was breathing too heavy.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So like and then like like a walk just on
the side of the five.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
No, we were like way detoured because the five was
so bad. So so like, I'm like, I can handle
it now and I have my moments.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We all know that.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So this is just a hatey thing.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
But like and then so I I know how to
handle it now that I way better than I used to.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So uh.
Speaker 8 (02:29):
But so we get there and her dad was like,
how was it up there? Because like he knows crazy,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What I mean, there's a different type of gals that
you probably want to avoid hooking up with. You have
the clingers, you have the crazy chicks, you have the
jealous ones, you have all kinds of well, I mean,
I can't imagine back in the day, you know, when
you had a really strong jealous streak going, Oh, yeah,
(02:58):
you may cut a bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I don't know, do it, bitch?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, I'd get crazy if I thought.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Have you ever been in a fight?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Once remember when she walked in on the guy and yeah,
that multiplecul just beat her ass.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
I walked in the room.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
My boyfriend was like on top of this girl sucking her.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
But did say that, why.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Are you so she was on top of this girl?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Stood?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I think we knew he wasn't on top of she
was on.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Top of this girl and he was eating her.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, they weren't just sleeping on top of the We
knew there was a deal.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
There was a dill in as I walked in and
just swung.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I didn't hit anybody, though, I don't believe it was there.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah, because I was like screaming, crying, I can't see
you ever fighting.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
And then there was another time I did hit a
bitch right in their face.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Why hit? A bit happened? She hit you?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Like almost jumped this girl with my stepsister back in
the day when we.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Were she like talking to your man.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I swear to god, I don't remember. It was my
stepsister's problem with this girl, but I was.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You were back up. My sons was a little okay,
I'm a little bit taller.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Did the girl hit back.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
No, she like started crying and like went on the ground,
and and then we ran off in the car.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Listens one strong. She's got massive hands. If she hits you,
you're going down.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I just can't.
Speaker 8 (04:20):
I just can't imagine Emily punching anything. Like I feel
like she doesn't even know how to punch.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I'm pretty aggressive.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I wouldn't fun with Emily.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I'm pretty tries to think that about.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Disagree of a crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
She's psycho.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I'm crazy for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Sky Sky cannot punch anything. She's the most non aggressive
person I know.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
No, Yeah, have you ever been in a fight. No,
have you ever close?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Have you ever seen a fight?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I try not to.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
I try to close my eyes because I'm too sensitive
to see a fight. No, there was this one chick
who I.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah, he was on top of her. He was on
top of her bailing.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
No.
Speaker 9 (05:02):
No, this is when I was dating like the hottest
Mexican guy in school.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
Always this guy must have been the fucking coolest, hottest chick.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
She was dating the hottest Mexican.
Speaker 9 (05:16):
He had just transferred to school and he were, well,
he had gotten kicked out of the previous schools and
I wasn't nerdy.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
And you were in dance and choir and.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Any national champion. He forgot that.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
So you're dating the hottest he.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
Well, was he dating me and three other white girls
at the same time?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
But what does this?
Speaker 9 (05:45):
Because I was wearing his football jersey one day to
school and all of the Mexican girls at the school didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Like a white girl dating him. So they were screaming
at me.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Thing, was there a sky thing?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
They were calling and they were.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
There's no, what is that just like curly hair chick,
annoying bitch.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, it's like negative white chick.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Emily would suck up.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
And so they were following me around in that day
and I was I'm like, I'm gonna get jumped today
like this is would you.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Fight back or just curl up?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
What do you think?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
Two of them come over to you, two of them.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm going to try and de escalate, de escalate and talk.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
They start swinging running probably.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yes, guys on the ground.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Okay, that's my face.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay, stop.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Doing that.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Okay, they could find it. I have normal, just tuck.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It under the jersey.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
But that's the closest I've ever been to a fight. Sorry, yeah, yeah,
I would have got my ass kicked.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
All right. Well what are the chicks avoid hooking up with?
Speaker 9 (06:59):
Okay, well you named a couple of them. They they
title it the chicks with emotional issues. But then they
go into.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
House I feel like everyone.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Yeah, they say crazy maybe fun for a night, but
they say once the crazy bleeds into a week, into
a month, into a year, it's not fun.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's nothing you should encourage.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Or if you haven't had a girl scream at you
from across a bar and throw a glass at your
head and you didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Do anything to the bathroom. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
They also they also name on the list of women
you should never hook up with, the jealous woman.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
We covered that. Yeah, every woman is jealous, but there's
different levels.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
There's levels.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Yeah, like if you're at the fight fighting level, then
the feeble jealous.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
She's jealous, but she's not gonna do anything.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah. Yeah, she's almost happy about it.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Yeah, you know more more mean time.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Uh. They say you should never hook up with the
woman who is too drunk slash sloppy drunk.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's kind of illegal now yeah, to get just you
have to get consent, yes.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Yes, consent. You should also never hook up with a
friend's X. They say, doesn't matter how long, how drunk dunk.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
We don't hook up with xes.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Nope, damn.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
No, okay, uh, this one.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
I don't know why you'd want to, but they say, unhygienic,
you can't, you can't.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Yeah, you know, stunk storing a bad time in my life.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
A lot.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Yeah, because I didn't realize she's stunk until it was
dooring it, you know what I mean, because her clothes
are on.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Yeah, this bitch stunk.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Okay, and kind of in that same day, they say
you should never hook up with somebody who's demanding you
not use protection, and that it's fine.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Trapped Robert went out.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
I didn't I just I just tell them I just
got tested and I'm shooting blanks anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Excuse me, So you you want to not wear protection?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
You fucking.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
A wild thing.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I just got tested.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Okay, you can't get pregnant anyway.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
I just told the girls that I was, you know,
if you're shootings.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I didn't, he wasn't. Somebody's going to get a knock
on their door in like five doors long, I.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Mean hopefully long, and hopefully it would be more than
five years.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Well, when they're an adult, and then they can legally.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
Find out big morning after pill guy, you have a
case of in.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Your car, the case of a little vending machine chicks,
not the guy.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, they say.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
Another type of chick you should never hook up with
is one beneath your standards.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
They say, yes in the moment.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
See, that's bullshit.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It depends.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
You gotta do what you got to do.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Broyeh.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Three am.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
It's eleven, Yeah are you it's eleven? It's eleven o'clock
at night.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
You get a text message Wednesday, you do what you got.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Your head over, you ht it over, you do what
you got it. No one's going to know about it
as long as your president.
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Okay, they say you should never hook up with an X.
They say, yes, you may be reminiscentating. They say, yeah,
but there's a money, but there's a you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
We regretted massively in the morning. Yes, but at a moment,
it's easy, it's familiar, feels good.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Emily, the guy that you caught cheating, did you hook
up with him again after that?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I don't think so. I think that was the end
of it, because that was we were kind of on,
like we had been off and on, and so.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
We want to break.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't know if you want to break.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
You to do anything at his house, so I had
a key, so he was on top of her fucking.
To be clear, he was fucking. Did you know her?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh, that makes it worse, right, But you.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Know what, I remember, I had shortish like dark hair
at the time, and I remember when i'd sleep in
bed and I'd stay there a lot. He had white sheets,
and I remember seeing a long like red she had
had like cherry blonde red hair, a long red hair in.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
The bed, and freak out.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I just I didn't say anything to him about it,
but I got sick about it when I saw it,
and I knew that there was there's some fucking up.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Turns out he was on top of her her.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
You should never hook up with a merry chick, they say,
that's and I disagree.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Back in the day, you know, she's throwing it out there.
It's kind of crazy fun. You know.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
My fantasy was always be like a pool boy and
a hot, older, merried chick you know around.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yes, pizza boy.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Oh you're a pizza guy.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Anyway, I okay, so much fun.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
And the final type of chick you should never hook
up with, they say, is a coworker. Yes, you're at
that office party. You're all having drinks.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You don't
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