January 30, 2025 • 16 mins
ON today's P1 Podcast, Emily tells us about her recent trip to Texas Roadhouse
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our girl, Emily doesn't get out much. She is not
a big fan of going out to dinner very often.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
She likes to cook.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
She love to cook.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
She's a wonderful home cooks.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
You don't need to make that face.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Why are you cring?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Don't need to make that face.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh anyway, so she's not a big you know, going
out to different restaurants and things like that.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Just it's not your bag.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And so, uh man, did things get a little crazy
yesterday when they decided to go out and hit up
the Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
over a year, completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for
that part the party.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
The show's after show starts now like did.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Your mind get blown when you walk into a BJ's?
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It kind of does Eddie.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Like towards the end of last year, I definitely amped
up our going out like it was filmed.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It the more go to like the same restaurants every time.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It really so we do go out, but it's just
in the little Mason village.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Go to your one little neck of the woods and
that's when you venture out. Can you believe that you
have this? Did you know you can throw peanuts shells
on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like what, Yeah, I remember my mind was blowing from
the apple Bee's.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah you've never been to apple No.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I think. I think she's so used to her cooking
and when she finally cooking, shut whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Or she's only used to fancy dinners that her mom
takes her out. Yeah with my mom.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
But so Texas Roadhouse, you weren't stare to grab a drink. No,
she's big, she's big on. She's big on going somewhere
and grabbing a drink. That's a big thing.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Starts to shake, you know, I'm not I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I don't know, Like Anny d T, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Joy go to the village and grabbing a drink.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Always go on the same spot over and over.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Why Texas Roadhouse?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Because that's over my neck.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
It is over the neck of the woods. Funny, should
my son shut up? My son read is going hunting
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
He's going to the kids.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I don't if I want that kid hold and hanging
on a gun.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Kids hunting thing. They're hunting kids.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It's like a teenage hunt thing that they do annually
at some lake somewhere or something.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You don't have.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
You never you never have details on your son. It's wild.
You never has details.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Drop the lake, but you always.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Go, yeah, I don't know, it's something, and he's going
to be out of I don't know he's going to
be out of the house.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I never told much.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You never know.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
You never know details about baseball, basketball.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Scott wouldn't let her daughter out of her sight yet alone, like,
not know every single detail, own phone number, that where
she's going, and.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Who's he going with. I don't know, some some duty
met in the village she's taking up.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't know. Yeah, they're using pistols.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
They're not using a hunting gun.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Remember she signed.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Her son up for basketball and I'm like, oh, so
are you going to go to the away games?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And she's like, there's fucking away games?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Signed defense the basketball.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
There was no information, you know nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
There was no information.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You never know anything that's not true.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
When's his birthday? I don't know when his birthday is.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I mean I know birthday. It's really gone sideways. I
know information.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I didn't feel like giving you guys all the details
on his hunting trip.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But we're hunting and we're trusting him. With a gun. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well here's the thing. You can't trust him around you know, family,
you can't.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
But he takes fucking ship like tools and guns very
serious safety.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Why don't you say, if you're not getting classed, then
you can't be good around guns.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Right, correct?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I mean I've said stuff, But right now we're actually
very good behavioral ship grade has gone up all the way.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Around, because last we heard citizenship grade you and percussion.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Now he's actually at a S satisfactory?
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Did you not gun worthy? S?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Gunworthy?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
What's after it? S?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
What's before that?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Like?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What's the best?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
He goes, oh, outstands.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
So he has an O. Is he like fucking schwartz.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And egg rocket launcher? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Honestly, if he gets I think that's across the board.
I don't get a ship with that guy.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Azuoka.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Again, you're saying, alright, so do big hunting trips. So
we were going to this Turners Outdoorsman, outdoor gun fishing
store and alcohol to get some gear.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
For I bet you see something.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
That's why we were It was I actually ran into
a p one there. Did run into a few interesting people,
interesting people absolutely, So that.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Brought Eddy there because it's his neck of the Woods.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
True, he wasn't. I was looking for him in the
gun stop Wednesday. I was busy. You weren't there to
my normal day.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Later, Wow, Eddie, Eddie loved going to the gulls.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, I don't know, watch what I need to watch.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
So that's what brought us to your neck of the woods,
or you know, that's what brought us there. So we
wanted to go out to dinner afterwards, so we knew
that Texas Roadhouse was around the corner.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's a good spot, good spot.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Been to a Texas Roadouse one time. I think it
was a year or two ago, and it was somewhere
out of town because we were out of town for
something like in Bakersfield or something like that. Right, and
I went to Texas Roadhouse one time.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Who knew it.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Was the look on her face.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It was such a delight.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
It's a chain restaurant, I means like going out times.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Putting peanut shells on the ground. I thought that was fun.
I love the decor. I had this rice that's to
die for, to.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Die for old. I mean, I don't think she doesn't.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Really having excuse me, she really does sheltered.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
So I knew that it was right there. I knew
I enjoyed it last time so much.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You guys want to go? They all said yes. So
the Emily suggestion, there was no suggestion. The three of us.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
You feel pressure that if it's not going to be
good on.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You with them.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Doesn't care. Robert doesn't care.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Robert does not care, does not care. My son doesn't care.
He just gets cheeseburger's in.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
He's he's in the back seat, playing with his gun loaded.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
He eats the ship. He kills.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Emily and Robert were in the Texas roadhouse. He was
looking for a score.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Score the skin it. He told Grills up for me,
big guy.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Big guy squirrel.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You're not doing it right yet.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
He got to skin it first.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
He would tell them how to do it. He would
tell a skilled hunter how to do it, so accurate.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Texas road kill. That's where we are.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We are. Fun fact, no more peanut shells on the ground.
COVID killed that.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I guess do you get COVID from that?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
The way things in your mouth that you're throwing on
the ground, That's what he said.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But were other people like picking them up and rubbing
them in their.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Mouths like, I don't know if you realize this. We
did a lot of stupid ship there. Okay, we just
did whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
They down our mail anything involved in our mouths.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
We had to wipe down the mail.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Why I never did Did we lick our mail before?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Yes, Emily bought when Emily bought, uh Kleenex wipes from
China and they never came in.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Bought like a four hundred I'm still waiting for sixty
dollars on those things never arrived.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
They never ride.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
First they created the virus and then they scammed, and
that was.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That was what it was all about. They created, They
created the entire ars over Emily. That's why Texas Road
Roadhouse of Us sucks.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
So was read packing in the roadhouse? Don't does he
have a license to carry?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
We don't have a gun?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
He he only carries samurai swords, indoors Ninja stars. It depends.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I could totally see him being in Ninja.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
What was he for Halloween?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
I didn't even realize I could totally see him being
in Ninja. Reads in Three Ninjas the remake, I can
totally see that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It makes sense.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I can actually see that. To be honest, No, he's
not packaging.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is skinny.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
He can hold the gun.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's so skinny.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
He's the same size as kickback on that, I feel
like we put him through the ground.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, he can handle it. He can handle it.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
I guess I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I don't know very I just always gonna be gone
Friday Night cares.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know where the I don't know. I don't
know if he has a license permit.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know what they're killing humans. I don't know
he trolls because she gets Friday Night.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh no, none of that's happening. Strapped in the Texas roadhouse.
So we're sitting down at the.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Table and we're looking through the menu, and I get
excited because I decide I'm going to have their crusted
chicken and my what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I choose steam broccoli and the rice.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You're so healthy? Excuse me? Pound of butter, ship ton
of butter in that delicious?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
But it is very good.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
My son decides what he's going to get, no surprise,
cheeseburger and fries. Totally fine. And that's when I look
over at Robert and this guy's she's doing. This guy's
a mess.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
He doesn't carry the menu most of the time.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I think the menu was like upside down at one point,
like figure out, it's probably nervous.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
That's got a Gun's.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
A big menu with all kinds of folds too, and
he's like looking at the desserts and like we're supposed
to be ordering entres.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
This guy's a fucking mess all over the place. And
he did something.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Though that he does often, and it's really wild.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
He makes wild.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Decisions when he picks his food out and he wants
to order something.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
He's so desperate for a meal that's actually good. He's
just like anything whatever.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Whatever combo he can come up with. It's all his
favorite things because he doesn't get to have.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Good things as long as there's no meat loaf on here.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Oh god, guys don't need to say that.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Okay, he likes my cooking, all right, And I've been
told that other people like it too.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Okay, I just haven't we heard everyone rubs their belt
and goes Emily, he shut hot.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Sorry, that's not the point here.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
So a lot of the time when Robert and I
go out, we will get a couple of things, and
we split him.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It's like our favorite thing to do with your.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Fa He likes you. He's got no saying he doesn't
likes it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Ask him supposed to say, he's with you, And so
I usually picked them out and I'll say, what do
you think? But I mean, really, he doesn't have to
say that he doesn't because he doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But he cares so much and he enjoys it so much.
But he doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
He doesn't want to make a decisions.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
But when he's left to his own devices, like at
a place, you're not like.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
This isn't like Bougie placed Texas Roadhouse in case you didn't.
So we're not splitting a couple of different items.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
There, no double, no double, no tapa.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
That's happening.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
This is that everybody orders their individual thing situation here,
and that's when the server comes over.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It takes our order, and I tell the mine.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
My son retells them his, and then Robert tells him
his decision, which is going to be a combo meal
with top sirloin well done, by the way.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
And then barbecue.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Chicken okay, and then very common.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
And then his sides are green beans and steak fries, which,
by the way, I find weird.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Why is that weird? Beans?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I don't like green beans.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So you don't want to beans.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I don't think it's anything wrong with what.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
He got the fries, like it's kind of weird. We
already have potato skins as an appetizer.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
I just feel like, I feel like it doesn't matter
what this guy does.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
He hates. He can't win. He can't can't win.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
There's nothing wrong with this order.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
But yeah, I think it's odd by the way, personally.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
And then the food comes though, okay, so I think
that the steak fries and the green beans are the
are the strange thing of the equation here. But the
food arrives, and that's when Robert looks at his plate
and he's kind.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Of upset because we didn't kill it.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
And I think he's upset.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
We've never eaten I want the ship.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
We just are shooting his plate still moving.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I got him, and I was just gonna say, I've
never eaten anything red killed, and I have.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
So he has skin to duck before.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
He's the duck, not his former sister. No, sister, I
don't know what you guys. I don't know what you
guys do? Shut up.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Robert's looking perplexed at this food, and he's confused, what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
And he goes, what's this sauce on top of it?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
On?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
What on the top of his chicken? And I go,
it's barbecue sauce. Oh, I go, it's barbecue sauce. You
ordered barbecue chicken.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
You're at Texas Roadhouse. They do barbecue.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes, it's a barbecue place, pretty much.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah, And I go, you didn't know you were getting
barbecue sauce on the barbecue chicken. What do you think
he thought it was just a piece of grilled chicken
or a piece called barbecue chicken on a barbecue A
picture on the menu.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It picture on the menu.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I'm soused.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I'm so fucking confused.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I'm sure you were cool about it, right.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Well, what, I go? What you think you were getting?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
What I have?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ship?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
So then what did he complain?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
He does he not like barbecue sauce.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I fucking don't know. I've never heard this before. I've
never heard this before.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Like, we don't go out to barbecue often, so maybe
that's why I don't know this, But like, what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
With barbecue sauce.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I swear to God, I've seen him eat like ribs
and shit with barbecue sauce on it before. So I
think I don't know what his deal is, right, I
have no clue, but he's got massive problems with the
barbecue sauce on the barbecue chicken, which is the way
that it comes.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It's barbecue chicken. It's in the name.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
It's in the name.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
And so he thought about complaining for a minute, and
I said, you can't do that, dude, you cannot he
ordered it.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I can't. Would you say there isn't a complaint. It's
like the steak was undercooked.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
My complaint is you brought me what.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
I ordered, a cheeseburger and going, hey, why then is
there cheese?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Spicy? Tuneral? What the fuck is spicy?
Speaker 6 (15:28):
You know what it is.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
He's probably gets so nervous because she hates everything he orders.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You think that's right.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
So he probably gets so nervous that he just orders,
not taking his panics. Yeah yeah, and he knows what
he orders.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
He canna get judged and d He's also desperate for
like good flavors.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Yeah, anything anything, Yeah, is barbecue sauce too much flavor.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Guy like like, yeah, really, I'm not saying really.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
You guys know I love salts, so of course that's
not OK.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
So I convince him not to say anything to the
server obviously, because that's fucking insane.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Insane barber chicken.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Look at him like what So then he sits through
the whole meal and dramatically it keeps pushing the chicken
out of the way, doesn't take one bite of this
big ass piece of chicken.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
What happened to the guy not caring.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Exactly my question?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
All of a sudden he gives a shit about this,
but doesn't care any other time about.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
This, And the whole time read's sitting there going die.
You know how many bullets it took to kill that
chick
Our girl, Emily doesn't get out much. She is not
a big fan of going out to dinner very often.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
She likes to cook.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
She love to cook.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
She's a wonderful home cooks.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
You don't need to make that face.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Why are you cring?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Don't need to make that face.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh anyway, so she's not a big you know, going
out to different restaurants and things like that.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Just it's not your bag.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And so, uh man, did things get a little crazy
yesterday when they decided to go out and hit up
the Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
over a year, completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for
that part the party.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
The show's after show starts now like did.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Your mind get blown when you walk into a BJ's?
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It kind of does Eddie.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Like towards the end of last year, I definitely amped
up our going out like it was filmed.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It the more go to like the same restaurants every time.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It really so we do go out, but it's just
in the little Mason village.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Go to your one little neck of the woods and
that's when you venture out. Can you believe that you
have this? Did you know you can throw peanuts shells
on the floor.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like what, Yeah, I remember my mind was blowing from
the apple Bee's.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah you've never been to apple No.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I think. I think she's so used to her cooking
and when she finally cooking, shut whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Or she's only used to fancy dinners that her mom
takes her out. Yeah with my mom.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
But so Texas Roadhouse, you weren't stare to grab a drink. No,
she's big, she's big on. She's big on going somewhere
and grabbing a drink. That's a big thing.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Starts to shake, you know, I'm not I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I don't know, Like Anny d T, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Joy go to the village and grabbing a drink.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Always go on the same spot over and over.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Why Texas Roadhouse?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Because that's over my neck.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
It is over the neck of the woods. Funny, should
my son shut up? My son read is going hunting
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
He's going to the kids.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I don't if I want that kid hold and hanging
on a gun.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Kids hunting thing. They're hunting kids.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It's like a teenage hunt thing that they do annually
at some lake somewhere or something.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You don't have.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
You never you never have details on your son. It's wild.
You never has details.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Drop the lake, but you always.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Go, yeah, I don't know, it's something, and he's going
to be out of I don't know he's going to
be out of the house.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I never told much.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You never know.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
You never know details about baseball, basketball.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Scott wouldn't let her daughter out of her sight yet alone, like,
not know every single detail, own phone number, that where
she's going, and.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Who's he going with. I don't know, some some duty
met in the village she's taking up.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't know. Yeah, they're using pistols.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
They're not using a hunting gun.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Remember she signed.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Her son up for basketball and I'm like, oh, so
are you going to go to the away games?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And she's like, there's fucking away games?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Signed defense the basketball.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
There was no information, you know nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
There was no information.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You never know anything that's not true.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
When's his birthday? I don't know when his birthday is.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I mean I know birthday. It's really gone sideways. I
know information.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I didn't feel like giving you guys all the details
on his hunting trip.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But we're hunting and we're trusting him. With a gun. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well here's the thing. You can't trust him around you know, family,
you can't.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
But he takes fucking ship like tools and guns very
serious safety.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Why don't you say, if you're not getting classed, then
you can't be good around guns.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Right, correct?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I mean I've said stuff, But right now we're actually
very good behavioral ship grade has gone up all the way.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Around, because last we heard citizenship grade you and percussion.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Now he's actually at a S satisfactory?
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Did you not gun worthy? S?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Gunworthy?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
What's after it? S?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
What's before that?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Like?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What's the best?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
He goes, oh, outstands.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
So he has an O. Is he like fucking schwartz.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And egg rocket launcher? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Honestly, if he gets I think that's across the board.
I don't get a ship with that guy.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Azuoka.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Again, you're saying, alright, so do big hunting trips. So
we were going to this Turners Outdoorsman, outdoor gun fishing
store and alcohol to get some gear.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
For I bet you see something.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
That's why we were It was I actually ran into
a p one there. Did run into a few interesting people,
interesting people absolutely, So that.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Brought Eddy there because it's his neck of the Woods.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
True, he wasn't. I was looking for him in the
gun stop Wednesday. I was busy. You weren't there to
my normal day.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Later, Wow, Eddie, Eddie loved going to the gulls.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, I don't know, watch what I need to watch.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
So that's what brought us to your neck of the woods,
or you know, that's what brought us there. So we
wanted to go out to dinner afterwards, so we knew
that Texas Roadhouse was around the corner.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's a good spot, good spot.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Been to a Texas Roadouse one time. I think it
was a year or two ago, and it was somewhere
out of town because we were out of town for
something like in Bakersfield or something like that. Right, and
I went to Texas Roadhouse one time.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Who knew it.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Was the look on her face.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It was such a delight.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
It's a chain restaurant, I means like going out times.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Putting peanut shells on the ground. I thought that was fun.
I love the decor. I had this rice that's to
die for, to.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Die for old. I mean, I don't think she doesn't.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Really having excuse me, she really does sheltered.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
So I knew that it was right there. I knew
I enjoyed it last time so much.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You guys want to go? They all said yes. So
the Emily suggestion, there was no suggestion. The three of us.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
You feel pressure that if it's not going to be
good on.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You with them.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Doesn't care. Robert doesn't care.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Robert does not care, does not care. My son doesn't care.
He just gets cheeseburger's in.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
He's he's in the back seat, playing with his gun loaded.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
He eats the ship. He kills.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Emily and Robert were in the Texas roadhouse. He was
looking for a score.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Score the skin it. He told Grills up for me,
big guy.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Big guy squirrel.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You're not doing it right yet.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
He got to skin it first.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
He would tell them how to do it. He would
tell a skilled hunter how to do it, so accurate.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Texas road kill. That's where we are.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We are. Fun fact, no more peanut shells on the ground.
COVID killed that.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I guess do you get COVID from that?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
The way things in your mouth that you're throwing on
the ground, That's what he said.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But were other people like picking them up and rubbing
them in their.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Mouths like, I don't know if you realize this. We
did a lot of stupid ship there. Okay, we just
did whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
They down our mail anything involved in our mouths.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
We had to wipe down the mail.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Why I never did Did we lick our mail before?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Yes, Emily bought when Emily bought, uh Kleenex wipes from
China and they never came in.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Bought like a four hundred I'm still waiting for sixty
dollars on those things never arrived.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
They never ride.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
First they created the virus and then they scammed, and
that was.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That was what it was all about. They created, They
created the entire ars over Emily. That's why Texas Road
Roadhouse of Us sucks.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
So was read packing in the roadhouse? Don't does he
have a license to carry?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
We don't have a gun?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
He he only carries samurai swords, indoors Ninja stars. It depends.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I could totally see him being in Ninja.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
What was he for Halloween?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
I didn't even realize I could totally see him being
in Ninja. Reads in Three Ninjas the remake, I can
totally see that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It makes sense.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I can actually see that. To be honest, No, he's
not packaging.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is skinny.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
He can hold the gun.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's so skinny.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
He's the same size as kickback on that, I feel
like we put him through the ground.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, he can handle it. He can handle it.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
I guess I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I don't know very I just always gonna be gone
Friday Night cares.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know where the I don't know. I don't
know if he has a license permit.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know what they're killing humans. I don't know
he trolls because she gets Friday Night.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh no, none of that's happening. Strapped in the Texas roadhouse.
So we're sitting down at the.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Table and we're looking through the menu, and I get
excited because I decide I'm going to have their crusted
chicken and my what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I choose steam broccoli and the rice.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You're so healthy? Excuse me? Pound of butter, ship ton
of butter in that delicious?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
But it is very good.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
My son decides what he's going to get, no surprise,
cheeseburger and fries. Totally fine. And that's when I look
over at Robert and this guy's she's doing. This guy's
a mess.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
He doesn't carry the menu most of the time.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I think the menu was like upside down at one point,
like figure out, it's probably nervous.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
That's got a Gun's.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
A big menu with all kinds of folds too, and
he's like looking at the desserts and like we're supposed
to be ordering entres.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
This guy's a fucking mess all over the place. And
he did something.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Though that he does often, and it's really wild.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
He makes wild.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Decisions when he picks his food out and he wants
to order something.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
He's so desperate for a meal that's actually good. He's
just like anything whatever.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Whatever combo he can come up with. It's all his
favorite things because he doesn't get to have.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Good things as long as there's no meat loaf on here.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Oh god, guys don't need to say that.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Okay, he likes my cooking, all right, And I've been
told that other people like it too.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Okay, I just haven't we heard everyone rubs their belt
and goes Emily, he shut hot.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Sorry, that's not the point here.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
So a lot of the time when Robert and I
go out, we will get a couple of things, and
we split him.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
It's like our favorite thing to do with your.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Fa He likes you. He's got no saying he doesn't
likes it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Ask him supposed to say, he's with you, And so
I usually picked them out and I'll say, what do
you think? But I mean, really, he doesn't have to
say that he doesn't because he doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But he cares so much and he enjoys it so much.
But he doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
He doesn't want to make a decisions.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
But when he's left to his own devices, like at
a place, you're not like.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
This isn't like Bougie placed Texas Roadhouse in case you didn't.
So we're not splitting a couple of different items.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
There, no double, no double, no tapa.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
That's happening.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
This is that everybody orders their individual thing situation here,
and that's when the server comes over.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It takes our order, and I tell the mine.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
My son retells them his, and then Robert tells him
his decision, which is going to be a combo meal
with top sirloin well done, by the way.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
And then barbecue.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Chicken okay, and then very common.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
And then his sides are green beans and steak fries, which,
by the way, I find weird.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Why is that weird? Beans?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I don't like green beans.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So you don't want to beans.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I don't think it's anything wrong with what.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
He got the fries, like it's kind of weird. We
already have potato skins as an appetizer.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
I just feel like, I feel like it doesn't matter
what this guy does.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
He hates. He can't win. He can't can't win.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
There's nothing wrong with this order.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
But yeah, I think it's odd by the way, personally.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
And then the food comes though, okay, so I think
that the steak fries and the green beans are the
are the strange thing of the equation here. But the
food arrives, and that's when Robert looks at his plate
and he's kind.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Of upset because we didn't kill it.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
And I think he's upset.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
We've never eaten I want the ship.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
We just are shooting his plate still moving.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I got him, and I was just gonna say, I've
never eaten anything red killed, and I have.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
So he has skin to duck before.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
He's the duck, not his former sister. No, sister, I
don't know what you guys. I don't know what you
guys do? Shut up.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Robert's looking perplexed at this food, and he's confused, what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
And he goes, what's this sauce on top of it?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
On?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
What on the top of his chicken? And I go,
it's barbecue sauce. Oh, I go, it's barbecue sauce. You
ordered barbecue chicken.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
You're at Texas Roadhouse. They do barbecue.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes, it's a barbecue place, pretty much.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah, And I go, you didn't know you were getting
barbecue sauce on the barbecue chicken. What do you think
he thought it was just a piece of grilled chicken
or a piece called barbecue chicken on a barbecue A
picture on the menu.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It picture on the menu.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I'm soused.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I'm so fucking confused.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I'm sure you were cool about it, right.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Well, what, I go? What you think you were getting?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
What I have?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ship?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
So then what did he complain?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
He does he not like barbecue sauce.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I fucking don't know. I've never heard this before. I've
never heard this before.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Like, we don't go out to barbecue often, so maybe
that's why I don't know this, But like, what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
With barbecue sauce.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I swear to God, I've seen him eat like ribs
and shit with barbecue sauce on it before. So I
think I don't know what his deal is, right, I
have no clue, but he's got massive problems with the
barbecue sauce on the barbecue chicken, which is the way
that it comes.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It's barbecue chicken. It's in the name.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
It's in the name.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
And so he thought about complaining for a minute, and
I said, you can't do that, dude, you cannot he
ordered it.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I can't. Would you say there isn't a complaint. It's
like the steak was undercooked.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
My complaint is you brought me what.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
I ordered, a cheeseburger and going, hey, why then is
there cheese?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Spicy? Tuneral? What the fuck is spicy?
Speaker 6 (15:28):
You know what it is.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
He's probably gets so nervous because she hates everything he orders.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You think that's right.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
So he probably gets so nervous that he just orders,
not taking his panics. Yeah yeah, and he knows what
he orders.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
He canna get judged and d He's also desperate for
like good flavors.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Yeah, anything anything, Yeah, is barbecue sauce too much flavor.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Guy like like, yeah, really, I'm not saying really.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
You guys know I love salts, so of course that's
not OK.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
So I convince him not to say anything to the
server obviously, because that's fucking insane.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Insane barber chicken.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Look at him like what So then he sits through
the whole meal and dramatically it keeps pushing the chicken
out of the way, doesn't take one bite of this
big ass piece of chicken.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
What happened to the guy not caring.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Exactly my question?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
All of a sudden he gives a shit about this,
but doesn't care any other time about.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
This, And the whole time read's sitting there going die.
You know how many bullets it took to kill that
chick
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