May 5, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about his recent outing toa resturaunt where he had a pretty bad experience and had to let the master complainer out
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Well, we know that Thor is a big time complainer.
He kind of gets off on it, to be honest
with you. But his big thing, one of his big
things is if I'm paying for it and it's not right,
I'm not taking it. And you can't really ever understand
anybody just sitting there and taking it, especially at like
(00:22):
a restaurant or something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Restaurants me away like Sky.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Will just like she needs something that's wrong, she'll eat it.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
The whole thing. Yeah, yes, that's true.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
And then I'll come in here that next day, and
then Thor will yell at me just like Edie.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Said, you pay for it right, you're paying for right.
They should make it the.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Way you like it.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You're he's right, but it's the level that you're gonna
take it, Yes, I think is where you differ. Thor
doesn't give a ship and went to the extreme.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
You know, I know, over a year completely uncensored and unacting,
filtered except for that part. The show's after show starts
now again.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
There's levels here, and and there's also times like appropriate times.
So if it's just him solo, I got no problems
with him doing whatever he's got to do. Okay, then
there are times when it's him and his wife, Haley,
and Haley hates it. Right, your wife does not like.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Now I have rubbed off on her a little bit
where she'll complain about things when she's had enough, which
it takes her a lot, right, And when she's had enough,
she'll she'll like get in there and call and like
so because she used to be like Sky, which is
crazy and she but now she's she's she's changed where
she'll but it takes a while.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But I've also heard that you guys have been out
to eat and whatever and she gets embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yes, so that just happens.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
And you know, I think you gotta have my back
no matter what, and she does puts you also embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
So it's kind of how long I just had this
thought right now till Thor starts throwing the baby in
the mix, because you know how.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
He likes to like it like I've done it, I've
done it without you're having a baby.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
My wife is pregnant. Yeah, you drop that.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, a baby, I'll say, we have a couple.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Like if I call the police and it passed at
ten O five, I'll say I got I got work
in the morning, I got a couple of I got
a couple of kids. Yeah, I got a couple of kids.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But now you actually but now I actually have it.
So now it's gonna get even.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
More half without doubt.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So you know he's done it with his wife and
that one can go fifty to fifty either way. Yeah,
but can you complain at a restaurant if you are
on a double date. Oh now this is getting a
little trick. I feel not for the master.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, thank you, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
We went out to dinner with a couple of friends
on Saturday night, my buddy Tristan and his girlfriend Okay Kylie.
Kyle's mom listens to the show shut Out, So we
were hanging. It was a good dinner and everything's going well. Hayley,
because she's pregnant, can only eat certain things now because
of the smells. The smells like she made me, Uh,
(03:13):
she was making me something the other day, she made
a tuna sandwich and now she can't even smell the tuna,
Like if my breath smells like tuna, she wants to
throw up.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Didn't you guys go out to dinner like a week
or two ago, and she made you switch entrees with her.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
She got she got like this seafood and for people
that it wasn't wrong. It was all cooks. It was
a seafood platter. And I got like this spaghetti thing
that I wanted.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It wasnochi. And she took one bite and looked.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
At me and she's like, I can't eat this. And
I had to switch it with her. And I didn't
really want it, but I had to.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I had no choice.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So there's a famous story in my family. When Deborah
was pregnant with Taylor, our first we were up north
at my family's house and my mom because I think
it was around the holiday, and so around the holidays
we always have manu though, homemade manu though, and my
mom was making it for me and the it's listen,
it's a little pungent when you're making it. I mean,
(04:10):
we're talking about cow stomach, all kinds of different ships.
I get it. And so Deborah, you know, there's wet
out over here. She doesn't know what's up. And so
she was pregnant at the time, and she smelled it
and was ready to leave the house because she was
ready to throw up everywhere, and so like my aunt
went and got her lavender on a wash closet, and
(04:32):
she would walk around the house and I'd be like,
get what the fuck? Man, like, come on, like, what
are we doing? It was a little much. It is
the famous story in my family. It's delicious, so we
suck it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
So we go out.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
We go out to eat yea and we went to
my wife's a big brewery.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Chick which drink is still well pregnant.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
She's rumor rumor.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
So so we got to this brewery and and everyone's
I order water. Haley orders of water, and then like
with word of beers, and I say that because it
has to do with the story. Because it's out a
red or brewery, you figure they want you to drink
as much beer as possible.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So we order our entrace and my wife's now.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Because she's pregnant, is like she wants the appetizer immediately.
She gets hungry fast too. She gets hungry fast. We
get pretzel bites, and then she's still kind of hungry.
So my meal comes. The and the two people were
with their meal comes. The waiter says, you will be
out a second, all right, whatever, we'll wait so we
all just sit there waiting because we're not going to
(05:35):
eat unless she's eating. And she's also the most hungry,
Like it's seen our eyes.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
She's hungry.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
If like five minutes go by, not the end of
the world, but you're a little annoyed because now all
of our food is getting cold.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Restaurants are supposed to really do that. I it's well known,
like you're not supposed to send out the meal unless everybody's.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It really pisses me off.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
On a rarely that'll happen, and if it does, you
got to get that thing out fast.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's only like a couple of minutes behind you. I
hate that. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. Like
I to the restaurant.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
So five minutes go by, and Haley, we're at the
point now where everyone's just kind of staring at their
food and Haley does that you guys eat, so I
want them to eat, but they're not going to eat
until like I eat. So I start eating because I
know Hailey's okay with it, and it's just awkward now. Yeah,
so they kind of we all kind of start to munch,
not really eat.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, you know what I mean. There was a French
like my buddy got a chicken sandwich.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
He cut it in half and only one bite of it,
trying to you know, I'm not I'm not kidding, I'm
not exaggerated. I swear to God on my unborn child's life,
I swear.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You already already.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Now, okay, I swear that.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I believe.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Man, it took fifteen minutes and we still didn't have
Hailey's dish, So I'm not.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
A kitchen fucked up then, so they they forgot the
because you're you can have it out quick. Yeah, you know,
but fifteen minutes you're totally making the meal.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Either either the kitchen fucked up or the waiter who
said your meal will be out a second. He brought
the meals out. There's no busser or runner. Yeah, the
waiter's doing it. So the waiter hasn't been back to
the table in fifteen funds, no update, nothing, no update, nothing. Also,
the two people were with their beers have been empty
now for you know, twenty five minutes, and he hasn't
(07:32):
offered them new beers.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
He hasn't offered me another water. He has nothing.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
So I'm now I'm I'm not really because my wife's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Okay, I don't think that's why you're so she ordered.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So she it's weird.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
She's weird, man, so tune a smell bothers her, but
if it's a cooked fish, it won't bother that much.
So she ordered like the catch of the day, which
was a cod, and it was a cooked cod.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'm like, all right, So she ordered that. We're waiting
for it. I'm annoyed.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
My wife's pregnant. My wife's pregnant, and she's hungry.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
We give her your meal.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
She didn't want it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh yeah, I don't think you didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah. So I go, I'm looking for the waiter.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
I'm doing the thing where you're looking around head the
fuck is this waiter?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And I go, I'm gonna go find him, and.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Haley's like, no, no, no, you can't do that. I go,
We've been waiting for fifteen minutes. I have to go
find him.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
My buddy, Tristan. You could tell he's embarrassed.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
His girlfriend says, I usually never do this, but you
should go find him because this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
So she has my back back. Of course, Haley doesn't.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
She's embarrassed, but I go, fuck this I get up,
So I get out, put my chair and thank you,
and the waiter is just standing at the bar, just
standing there. So I grew up with my Grandma Judy,
who's ninety three years old, going to be ninety four
in a month. And Grandma Judy didn't give a fuck
if Grandma Judy's what if her coffee comes out and
(08:52):
it's cold, She doesn't.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
She gets up with the coffee in her hand and
asks for a fresh pop. She doesn't give a fuck.
So get going to find a waiter. I've seen so
much growing up. So I walk up to the waiter
and I go, I go, I popp him on the shoulder.
I go, hey, man, what's going on with our meal?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And real quick is he just like chatting with the bar.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
He's just sitting there.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
So he's not like actively getting drinks or in the
middle of running.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
He's just chatting.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He's just chatting. So I go, hey, what's going on
with my wife's meal?
Speaker 7 (09:18):
And she goes, he goes, oh, I'm sorry, we're working
on and blah blah blah, and all right, well, well
it's been like fifteen minutes. Can we get our meal?
And he goes, yeah, yeah, I'm right on it. All right, cool,
So I go sit down. He says he's right on it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
So we're so we're all okay, cool, so we all go.
Me and Haley both go, hey, guys, let's just eat
her meals.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Coming right away. A table behind us sits down.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
It's like a table of seven, which is a lot
of people. The waiter doesn't go back to the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Which we could see through.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
There's a giant window you can see through, doesn't go
back to the kitchen, starts taking the fucking orders of
everyone sitting behind us, and all their drink orders. So
I'm like, all right, so we're eating. So me and
our two friends finish our fucking meals, and Haley he
still doesn't have her fucking meal. It was the beers
aren't filled and I still haven't gotten another water.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So now I'm Steven man.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
I'm uncomfortable because I could tell Hailey's really hungry, and
it's just not this is this to me?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
This is fucking insane.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
We're at a restaurant, We're paying to be there, Like,
I don't under like, clearly the waiter didn't put her
order in. That's why, I'm I don't know, he didn't
put that something like So I so, I know you're
going to go manager at this point. So I'm like,
I say to them, Hey, I'm gonna talk to the manager.
Hailey says, don't talk to the manager. I go, why not?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
This is crazy. Now I'm on your side on this one,
thank you, because this is nuts.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
As as your lady knowing you, I would rather you
talk to the manager than talk to this waiter again, because.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The waider is an idiot.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It sounds like a dipship and that'll.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Get fucking crazy. I know you you're ready, you're ready
to blow your top.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And he gave him attitude.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, we need a new person in this scenario.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
So I sit there and I'm like, I'm like staring
at I'm like looking around. The guy leaves the table
that he's taking the orders at and then goes and
then gets all of their drink orders before going before
coming to our table or checking with the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
So now I'm done. Oh god, I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
So like, as the guy drops off the last drink,
I stop him and loudly so the table behind me
can hear. I go, hey, I go, hey, dude, where's
my wife's meal? Yeah, I go, it's been probably thirty
minutes since.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
We got our food. And I go, where's her food?
And he goes, I'm gonna go check right now, and
I go, I hope. So this is ridiculous. So clearly
Haley's face.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Worry about the other any worry about that.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It got awkward, got it got it got awkward. And
then Haley goes, why did you do that? And I go,
what did I do? So now we kind of start
arguing in front of the other.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
This is a disaster. This is a disaster.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
We got animal Robert's situation. It's horrible.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Feel that is horrible.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
There, So then we gets the point where I go,
I go, I don't know what you want.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Me to do? Heyy, And then the woman's pregnantly and.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Then she just and then she goes no whatever, And
then the two people were with poor Kylie interested and
just kind of sitting in silence and stare. And then
and then we change the subject to what do you
guys doing this weekend? So then so we're not done
yet because were still have gotten her food. So then
we see our waiter who's at the kitchen now and
(12:40):
looks like miserable frantically talking to people back there, because
in my eyes, clearly he just never said anything and
just thought somebody was going to bring it out and
they never made it. So he's just standing there waiting
and he won't even make eye contact with us. Oh,
we can directly see him, and we're just waiting, and
I'm not kidding you. Another ten minutes went by, so
then he finally brings out the food, and before I
(13:03):
could say anything, he says, obviously this is on me,
and we'll get you guys new drinks, and the new
drinks will be on me too. So we finally get
the two new beers, the water and the meals on them,
and I'm like, all right, that's nice. He puts down
the meal. Hailey starts eating. It's not the right fucking meal.
It was crusted ahi tuna.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It wasn't Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No, oh no, okay, how fucking insane.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Is is it? I'm ready to lose my mind? She
doesn't want to eat it.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, well then the whole meal should be comped, right.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, so the whole no, okay, So.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That's what I would do with Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Forty five minutes awful.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
So I said, so I go, Hayley, I gotta say something.
And she she grabs my leg and gives me the
look of please God saying, and then kind of picks
at the potatoes and and basically begged me not to
say anything. And I said, I said, this is ridiculous,
said this is bullshit. And I didn't say anything, and.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I let it go.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
And the guy took off the extra beers and her
meal and then that was it.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And then so the bill.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
So he didn't even know that they brought.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Up No, he didn't know they brought wow, well, he
brought their ole meal. So then the bill comes. We
split it and I said, I'm not leaving a tip,
and I didn't, and then my buddy Tristan left a
twenty two percent.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No oh no, So that his girlfriend started to yell
at him, this is.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Contagious as bad as a gainst dude. That's crazy, man,
that that sort of thing. It's like, let the man
off his leash. I thank one, Okay, Like I'm I'm
embarrassed by the yelling in the middle of the restaurant.
That's a little much. It's a little uncomfortable. But if
you handled this like, I'm gonna let him off his
(15:00):
leash and then go go run run free, young man.
Go find an actual manager that you can complain to
and let your skills be done.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I should have.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I should have after Haley's got the wrong and I
just should have got up.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I should have or said to the guy, hey, can
you tell your managers to come here please?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yeah, And I would have brought it all up and
we probably would have gotten the whole thing comped. But
but but she begged me not to, and I just didn't.
And I was so at that point beaten down by
how fucking awful this place is and I'll never go
there again. Yeah, and the food wasn't even that great
to begin with.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I was very just, I don't know, unfortunate, but uh, yeah,
you gotta let the man cook well.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
And also I don't know if we're gonna go on
a double date with Tristan.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I don't think so.
Well, we know that Thor is a big time complainer.
He kind of gets off on it, to be honest
with you. But his big thing, one of his big
things is if I'm paying for it and it's not right,
I'm not taking it. And you can't really ever understand
anybody just sitting there and taking it, especially at like
(00:22):
a restaurant or something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Restaurants me away like Sky.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Will just like she needs something that's wrong, she'll eat it.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
The whole thing. Yeah, yes, that's true.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
And then I'll come in here that next day, and
then Thor will yell at me just like Edie.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Said, you pay for it right, you're paying for right.
They should make it the.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Way you like it.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You're he's right, but it's the level that you're gonna
take it, Yes, I think is where you differ. Thor
doesn't give a ship and went to the extreme.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
You know, I know, over a year completely uncensored and unacting,
filtered except for that part. The show's after show starts
now again.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
There's levels here, and and there's also times like appropriate times.
So if it's just him solo, I got no problems
with him doing whatever he's got to do. Okay, then
there are times when it's him and his wife, Haley,
and Haley hates it. Right, your wife does not like.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Now I have rubbed off on her a little bit
where she'll complain about things when she's had enough, which
it takes her a lot, right, And when she's had enough,
she'll she'll like get in there and call and like
so because she used to be like Sky, which is
crazy and she but now she's she's she's changed where
she'll but it takes a while.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But I've also heard that you guys have been out
to eat and whatever and she gets embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yes, so that just happens.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
And you know, I think you gotta have my back
no matter what, and she does puts you also embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
So it's kind of how long I just had this
thought right now till Thor starts throwing the baby in
the mix, because you know how.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
He likes to like it like I've done it, I've
done it without you're having a baby.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
My wife is pregnant. Yeah, you drop that.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, a baby, I'll say, we have a couple.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Like if I call the police and it passed at
ten O five, I'll say I got I got work
in the morning, I got a couple of I got
a couple of kids. Yeah, I got a couple of kids.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But now you actually but now I actually have it.
So now it's gonna get even.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
More half without doubt.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So you know he's done it with his wife and
that one can go fifty to fifty either way. Yeah,
but can you complain at a restaurant if you are
on a double date. Oh now this is getting a
little trick. I feel not for the master.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, thank you, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
We went out to dinner with a couple of friends
on Saturday night, my buddy Tristan and his girlfriend Okay Kylie.
Kyle's mom listens to the show shut Out, So we
were hanging. It was a good dinner and everything's going well. Hayley,
because she's pregnant, can only eat certain things now because
of the smells. The smells like she made me, Uh,
(03:13):
she was making me something the other day, she made
a tuna sandwich and now she can't even smell the tuna,
Like if my breath smells like tuna, she wants to
throw up.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Didn't you guys go out to dinner like a week
or two ago, and she made you switch entrees with her.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
She got she got like this seafood and for people
that it wasn't wrong. It was all cooks. It was
a seafood platter. And I got like this spaghetti thing
that I wanted.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It wasnochi. And she took one bite and looked.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
At me and she's like, I can't eat this. And
I had to switch it with her. And I didn't
really want it, but I had to.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I had no choice.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So there's a famous story in my family. When Deborah
was pregnant with Taylor, our first we were up north
at my family's house and my mom because I think
it was around the holiday, and so around the holidays
we always have manu though, homemade manu though, and my
mom was making it for me and the it's listen,
it's a little pungent when you're making it. I mean,
(04:10):
we're talking about cow stomach, all kinds of different ships.
I get it. And so Deborah, you know, there's wet
out over here. She doesn't know what's up. And so
she was pregnant at the time, and she smelled it
and was ready to leave the house because she was
ready to throw up everywhere, and so like my aunt
went and got her lavender on a wash closet, and
(04:32):
she would walk around the house and I'd be like,
get what the fuck? Man, like, come on, like, what
are we doing? It was a little much. It is
the famous story in my family. It's delicious, so we
suck it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
So we go out.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
We go out to eat yea and we went to
my wife's a big brewery.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Chick which drink is still well pregnant.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
She's rumor rumor.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
So so we got to this brewery and and everyone's
I order water. Haley orders of water, and then like
with word of beers, and I say that because it
has to do with the story. Because it's out a
red or brewery, you figure they want you to drink
as much beer as possible.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So we order our entrace and my wife's now.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Because she's pregnant, is like she wants the appetizer immediately.
She gets hungry fast too. She gets hungry fast. We
get pretzel bites, and then she's still kind of hungry.
So my meal comes. The and the two people were
with their meal comes. The waiter says, you will be
out a second, all right, whatever, we'll wait so we
all just sit there waiting because we're not going to
(05:35):
eat unless she's eating. And she's also the most hungry,
Like it's seen our eyes.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
She's hungry.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
If like five minutes go by, not the end of
the world, but you're a little annoyed because now all
of our food is getting cold.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Restaurants are supposed to really do that. I it's well known,
like you're not supposed to send out the meal unless everybody's.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It really pisses me off.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
On a rarely that'll happen, and if it does, you
got to get that thing out fast.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's only like a couple of minutes behind you. I
hate that. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. Like
I to the restaurant.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
So five minutes go by, and Haley, we're at the
point now where everyone's just kind of staring at their
food and Haley does that you guys eat, so I
want them to eat, but they're not going to eat
until like I eat. So I start eating because I
know Hailey's okay with it, and it's just awkward now. Yeah,
so they kind of we all kind of start to munch,
not really eat.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, you know what I mean. There was a French
like my buddy got a chicken sandwich.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
He cut it in half and only one bite of it,
trying to you know, I'm not I'm not kidding, I'm
not exaggerated. I swear to God on my unborn child's life,
I swear.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You already already.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Now, okay, I swear that.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I believe.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Man, it took fifteen minutes and we still didn't have
Hailey's dish, So I'm not.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
A kitchen fucked up then, so they they forgot the
because you're you can have it out quick. Yeah, you know,
but fifteen minutes you're totally making the meal.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Either either the kitchen fucked up or the waiter who
said your meal will be out a second. He brought
the meals out. There's no busser or runner. Yeah, the
waiter's doing it. So the waiter hasn't been back to
the table in fifteen funds, no update, nothing, no update, nothing. Also,
the two people were with their beers have been empty
now for you know, twenty five minutes, and he hasn't
(07:32):
offered them new beers.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
He hasn't offered me another water. He has nothing.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
So I'm now I'm I'm not really because my wife's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Okay, I don't think that's why you're so she ordered.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So she it's weird.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
She's weird, man, so tune a smell bothers her, but
if it's a cooked fish, it won't bother that much.
So she ordered like the catch of the day, which
was a cod, and it was a cooked cod.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'm like, all right, So she ordered that. We're waiting
for it. I'm annoyed.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
My wife's pregnant. My wife's pregnant, and she's hungry.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
We give her your meal.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
She didn't want it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh yeah, I don't think you didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah. So I go, I'm looking for the waiter.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
I'm doing the thing where you're looking around head the
fuck is this waiter?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And I go, I'm gonna go find him, and.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Haley's like, no, no, no, you can't do that. I go,
We've been waiting for fifteen minutes. I have to go
find him.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
My buddy, Tristan. You could tell he's embarrassed.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
His girlfriend says, I usually never do this, but you
should go find him because this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
So she has my back back. Of course, Haley doesn't.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
She's embarrassed, but I go, fuck this I get up,
So I get out, put my chair and thank you,
and the waiter is just standing at the bar, just
standing there. So I grew up with my Grandma Judy,
who's ninety three years old, going to be ninety four
in a month. And Grandma Judy didn't give a fuck
if Grandma Judy's what if her coffee comes out and
(08:52):
it's cold, She doesn't.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
She gets up with the coffee in her hand and
asks for a fresh pop. She doesn't give a fuck.
So get going to find a waiter. I've seen so
much growing up. So I walk up to the waiter
and I go, I go, I popp him on the shoulder.
I go, hey, man, what's going on with our meal?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And real quick is he just like chatting with the bar.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
He's just sitting there.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
So he's not like actively getting drinks or in the
middle of running.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
He's just chatting.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He's just chatting. So I go, hey, what's going on
with my wife's meal?
Speaker 7 (09:18):
And she goes, he goes, oh, I'm sorry, we're working
on and blah blah blah, and all right, well, well
it's been like fifteen minutes. Can we get our meal?
And he goes, yeah, yeah, I'm right on it. All right, cool,
So I go sit down. He says he's right on it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
So we're so we're all okay, cool, so we all go.
Me and Haley both go, hey, guys, let's just eat
her meals.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Coming right away. A table behind us sits down.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
It's like a table of seven, which is a lot
of people. The waiter doesn't go back to the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Which we could see through.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
There's a giant window you can see through, doesn't go
back to the kitchen, starts taking the fucking orders of
everyone sitting behind us, and all their drink orders. So
I'm like, all right, so we're eating. So me and
our two friends finish our fucking meals, and Haley he
still doesn't have her fucking meal. It was the beers
aren't filled and I still haven't gotten another water.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So now I'm Steven man.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
I'm uncomfortable because I could tell Hailey's really hungry, and
it's just not this is this to me?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
This is fucking insane.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
We're at a restaurant, We're paying to be there, Like,
I don't under like, clearly the waiter didn't put her
order in. That's why, I'm I don't know, he didn't
put that something like So I so, I know you're
going to go manager at this point. So I'm like,
I say to them, Hey, I'm gonna talk to the manager.
Hailey says, don't talk to the manager. I go, why not?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
This is crazy. Now I'm on your side on this one,
thank you, because this is nuts.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
As as your lady knowing you, I would rather you
talk to the manager than talk to this waiter again, because.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The waider is an idiot.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It sounds like a dipship and that'll.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Get fucking crazy. I know you you're ready, you're ready
to blow your top.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And he gave him attitude.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, we need a new person in this scenario.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
So I sit there and I'm like, I'm like staring
at I'm like looking around. The guy leaves the table
that he's taking the orders at and then goes and
then gets all of their drink orders before going before
coming to our table or checking with the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
So now I'm done. Oh god, I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
So like, as the guy drops off the last drink,
I stop him and loudly so the table behind me
can hear. I go, hey, I go, hey, dude, where's
my wife's meal? Yeah, I go, it's been probably thirty
minutes since.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
We got our food. And I go, where's her food?
And he goes, I'm gonna go check right now, and
I go, I hope. So this is ridiculous. So clearly
Haley's face.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Worry about the other any worry about that.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It got awkward, got it got it got awkward. And
then Haley goes, why did you do that? And I go,
what did I do? So now we kind of start
arguing in front of the other.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
This is a disaster. This is a disaster.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
We got animal Robert's situation. It's horrible.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Feel that is horrible.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
There, So then we gets the point where I go,
I go, I don't know what you want.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Me to do? Heyy, And then the woman's pregnantly and.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Then she just and then she goes no whatever, And
then the two people were with poor Kylie interested and
just kind of sitting in silence and stare. And then
and then we change the subject to what do you
guys doing this weekend? So then so we're not done
yet because were still have gotten her food. So then
we see our waiter who's at the kitchen now and
(12:40):
looks like miserable frantically talking to people back there, because
in my eyes, clearly he just never said anything and
just thought somebody was going to bring it out and
they never made it. So he's just standing there waiting
and he won't even make eye contact with us. Oh,
we can directly see him, and we're just waiting, and
I'm not kidding you. Another ten minutes went by, so
then he finally brings out the food, and before I
(13:03):
could say anything, he says, obviously this is on me,
and we'll get you guys new drinks, and the new
drinks will be on me too. So we finally get
the two new beers, the water and the meals on them,
and I'm like, all right, that's nice. He puts down
the meal. Hailey starts eating. It's not the right fucking meal.
It was crusted ahi tuna.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It wasn't Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No, oh no, okay, how fucking insane.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Is is it? I'm ready to lose my mind? She
doesn't want to eat it.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, well then the whole meal should be comped, right.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, so the whole no, okay, So.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That's what I would do with Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Forty five minutes awful.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
So I said, so I go, Hayley, I gotta say something.
And she she grabs my leg and gives me the
look of please God saying, and then kind of picks
at the potatoes and and basically begged me not to
say anything. And I said, I said, this is ridiculous,
said this is bullshit. And I didn't say anything, and.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I let it go.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
And the guy took off the extra beers and her
meal and then that was it.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And then so the bill.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
So he didn't even know that they brought.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Up No, he didn't know they brought wow, well, he
brought their ole meal. So then the bill comes. We
split it and I said, I'm not leaving a tip,
and I didn't, and then my buddy Tristan left a
twenty two percent.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No oh no, So that his girlfriend started to yell
at him, this is.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Contagious as bad as a gainst dude. That's crazy, man,
that that sort of thing. It's like, let the man
off his leash. I thank one, Okay, Like I'm I'm
embarrassed by the yelling in the middle of the restaurant.
That's a little much. It's a little uncomfortable. But if
you handled this like, I'm gonna let him off his
(15:00):
leash and then go go run run free, young man.
Go find an actual manager that you can complain to
and let your skills be done.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I should have.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I should have after Haley's got the wrong and I
just should have got up.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I should have or said to the guy, hey, can
you tell your managers to come here please?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yeah, And I would have brought it all up and
we probably would have gotten the whole thing comped. But
but but she begged me not to, and I just didn't.
And I was so at that point beaten down by
how fucking awful this place is and I'll never go
there again. Yeah, and the food wasn't even that great
to begin with.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I was very just, I don't know, unfortunate, but uh, yeah,
you gotta let the man cook well.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
And also I don't know if we're gonna go on
a double date with Tristan.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I don't think so.
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