May 7, 2025 • 10 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about an interaction with his wife and how she blamed it all on the baby
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Man, oh man, Thor is in it now? Boys is
getting crazy? Oh God, now that we're able to talk
about all this stuff, it's kind of wild. Man. You know,
Thor announced it. You know they're pregnant and gonna be
having the baby in what November? You said?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, late October, early November.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh so Halloween baby.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Maybe I think that would be really cool.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
But then I'm like, my uncle was born in Halloween
because nobody it's true and you always have to have
a costume party.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
But it's like, I think if he's born around Halloween,
I hope or she I say he or she I
say he think?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I think somebody.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
It is so clear he wants a boy. Like earlier
this morning, he's like, well, if we.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Have two girls, we'll try for a boy.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Like what but two girls?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't know why. Horrible, Sorry, I don't know why.
But it's so it's just like natural to say he
like she's doing it too.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Really, yes, you're trying to manifest it.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And then he has to be that are like I
bet you it's gonna be a poy or I have
to think it's a girl. Well, it's one of the
fucking I mean you're not a genius because you guess
you know what I mean, like everyone that guesses it,
believe place, it's one of the other.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know if the universe is gonna give you
a girl, because I mean, that would be a disaster.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Hide's a girl, because then she'll be a little scorpio
because that's the Scorpio season and should be just like me.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
See that I.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Don't want I'm like almost sorry sorry, sorry, no offense. Okay,
oh yeah, so there's knee deep in everything right now.
But the thing that he is dealing with, which I'm
very familiar with, is baby brain. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
It's time one podcast a year, completely uncensored and unfiltered
except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
The show's after show starts now. The amount of time
Zebra pulled the baby brain hard, I think she's still
trying to proclaimed baby brain. This is fifteen baby brain brain,
baby baby brain. Well, baby brain is because the baby's
(02:12):
sucking out all your intelligence, your weight, so you can't
remember anything. You forget to do. Oh I forgot. The
stove has been on for twelve hours. What the baby brain? Okay,
well I'm always forgiven. What do you mean it happened.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, baby crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Now I am feel fearful for Thorpe because Hayley has
baby brain and she forgets everything so like to actually
have a baby inside of her, I mean, what what
is happening? I'm like nervous.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
She forgets things on a wild level, Like I'll never
be able to unhear how she drove all the way
to work one time with no shoes, like no baby brain.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She tried to go through security with a taser.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah. And then one time she drove to work and
where she lived, where she lived was like forty minutes
fro where she worked up in Norcow, and she didn't
realize her dog, Buster was in the car and he
was hiding hurt.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I mean, did he open the door? I mean did
he drive there himself? Like what do you do? What
the fuck? I mean, Haley's kid got some wild stuff
going on already. Yeah, baby brain, now you're you're dead. Yeah,
like she may forget to like feed you worried.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'm worried one hundred percent. This a lot of this
stuff too, Like this this thing happened a couple of
weeks ago, but I didn't want to talk about it. Yeah,
he couldn't yet because I couldn't yet. So this was
our cat, Marshall, Marshall the others. He needs a shot.
So with the vet that we go to. We're in
Tchula Vista, our vets in Rancho, San Diego. But we
really like our vet. All aroundhims go to our vets.
(03:50):
So we're willing to make the drive. Okay, it's like
a twenty five minute drive. Twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You know, you don't have to defend it, bro, what's fighting?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You can have whatever mat you want.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Like, we were all like, I rolling, what the yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You want to drive the Laguna go ahead? Didn't so uh.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay. I was just saying that the longer drive, but
we like the vet. So Marshall needed a couple of shots.
And I think do cats get their teeth cleaned like dogs?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Because I honestly don't know, and because I know that
smaller dogs have the same amount of teeth as a
larger dog, so they fux up a smaller dog's mouth
if they don't get their teeth cleaned. Our cat's the
same way.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
A pet like you, yes, you'd get the cat's teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
My wife's thing is it's a cat who cares. Yeah,
they don't need help. I never cleaned the catsmell.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Surprise, Yeah, when you don't have to, let Robert if
I had casts.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
It's not like dogs where they say do it regularly,
but at the end of their life when their teeth
are getting jacked up, then they'll be like, oh, you
probably should get a cleaning, and it's like you bring
that up now, yeah, oh yeah, most people don't.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So we were looking to see like if he needed
his teeth cleaning against the shots, and the vet sends
me a text message because I was originally on like
the file, the file, but my wife she's works a
little less, so she's been doing it more. I'm taking
the animals to the vet. Plus she always asked me
what did the vets say? And I can never regurgitate
with we know it's a fucking disaster. So then I
(05:33):
always have to call her and have her on the
phone with me while I'm at the vet. It's so embarrassing.
So I go, why don't you just take them and
then or I'll go with you if I'm free. So
she's taking Marshal to the vet and I get a
text from the vet saying we're yes to confirm the employment.
No to reschedule, and then I'll copy and paste that
and sayd it to my wife and then my wife
(05:54):
will tell me yes or no if she's still taking them.
And this time she said, hey, can we acctually reschedule that?
And I said sure, and she goes just cancel and
I'll she'll call them and make the reschedulem because I
don't know her schedule.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Is that a whole different area code out there in
Rancho Sandwich.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Up there?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yes, that guy, it's not a big deal. So so
we we went there because we lived in Amul and
it was so close.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't care. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Doctor Tom is O. She's great, so we if they
know all the animals, so we So I text the
vet back a I want I just said N for canceling,
and then I wrote I want to reschedule, and then
they texted back saying just call into reschedule. So then
I tell my wife call on the reschedule. A few
(06:46):
days go by, I get home from work, she has
the cat. She's like, I gotta take Marshall's appointment. I'm like,
all right, cool, So I go take a nap. I
get up from my nap, making a turkey sandwich, making
the sandwich, and feeling good and well. It has to
go with the story I'm feeling. I'm in a good mood.
My phone rings, the sandwich, the sandwich, just things. Life's
(07:06):
going well.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Okay, life's going well.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, I'm not even gonna question.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, we had spicy mayo.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That means life's going well.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I'm a big brown mustard spicy mayo man, spicy mustard. Bay,
I didn't even males now, yeah, when I wouldn't put
that on a turkey?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Can we focused? Sorry? So this is it about the
turkey sandwich?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I got so many questions.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I actually over the turkey sandwich.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I actually want to know about it. Buck sour jump.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
So my phone rings? What can she use? Shut the
fuck up?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
My phone rings, says Haley Age Dog. I answered I
what's up? Because I'm in a good mood, because sometimes
I won't answer like that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Hello, did you say to your turkey sandwich? And I
gotta get this.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm not talking club.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
This guy's talking. Can we focus again about the fucking sandwich?
He drops club? You know he's a liar?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Okay, I mean, I'm right here, so babe. So she goes,
so Haley says.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Hey, and I'm like and what. I go, what's up?
And she says, did you cancel the appointment from Marshall?
And I said, yeah, you told me to. And she goes, no,
I didn't. And I go, Hailey, yes you did.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You texted me.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Remember they texted me. I wrote back, no, reschedule. You
need to reschedule. She goes, I don't remember that, and
I go, Hailey, I have the text messages because I'm
in a good mood. But now I'm like annoyed, because like,
this isn't. This isn't It's like the Twilight.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You remind her if you know she was going to
the vet, that you canceled that appointment.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Because I didn't know the exact appointment time, So I
assume she she either a rescheduled itointment.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Or b just decided to keep it locked into that.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm not locked in the sandwich. I'm not locked in
the sandwich. So she goes. She goes, well, now they
won't take me, So what am I supposed to do?
And I go, Heyley, I didn't cancel it. You canceled it,
and then you didn't reschedule and then you forgot and
blame are blaming me right now she's and then I'm like,
you are the queen of gas lighting. I told her
she's queen, because she's queen. Guess so that she immediate
(09:41):
that on a fucking dime, because she she probably. What
she does is when I say I have it in
a text message, she'll immediately go to our text here
and start to see if I'm wrong or right. And
if I'm wrong, she loves to rub it in my face.
I get that, and if i'm but if I'm right,
the tone immediately changes. So then on a dime, ages
to fuck okay, I'll just have to take them again.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's you.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm sorry. It's just this baby brain that I have.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's brain there, it is, so you called me.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You're ruined my good mood, you're ruin my turkey sandwich,
and now you're gonna blame our sweet baby, the unborn child,
the unborn child.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yes, this is what they'll do, will be baby brained, dude.
It doesn't matter what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I mean, she couldn't have been more wrong here, But
now what am I supposed to say? It's baby brain
being extra Flighty when I was pregnant. I forgetting at
nine am to give Eddie the You forget?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Do you still have baby brain?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I mean get the fuck out of here, dude, get
the fuck out of here. Yeah, you're This is the
tip of the iceberg. Bro, It's gonna get worse for
a while.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I don't know how that's possible.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I don't know it is. These fucking turkey sandwiches are done.
I'm sorry.
Man, oh man, Thor is in it now? Boys is
getting crazy? Oh God, now that we're able to talk
about all this stuff, it's kind of wild. Man. You know,
Thor announced it. You know they're pregnant and gonna be
having the baby in what November? You said?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, late October, early November.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh so Halloween baby.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Maybe I think that would be really cool.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
But then I'm like, my uncle was born in Halloween
because nobody it's true and you always have to have
a costume party.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
But it's like, I think if he's born around Halloween,
I hope or she I say he or she I
say he think?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I think somebody.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
It is so clear he wants a boy. Like earlier
this morning, he's like, well, if we.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Have two girls, we'll try for a boy.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Like what but two girls?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't know why. Horrible, Sorry, I don't know why.
But it's so it's just like natural to say he
like she's doing it too.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Really, yes, you're trying to manifest it.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And then he has to be that are like I
bet you it's gonna be a poy or I have
to think it's a girl. Well, it's one of the
fucking I mean you're not a genius because you guess
you know what I mean, like everyone that guesses it,
believe place, it's one of the other.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know if the universe is gonna give you
a girl, because I mean, that would be a disaster.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Hide's a girl, because then she'll be a little scorpio
because that's the Scorpio season and should be just like me.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
See that I.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Don't want I'm like almost sorry sorry, sorry, no offense. Okay,
oh yeah, so there's knee deep in everything right now.
But the thing that he is dealing with, which I'm
very familiar with, is baby brain. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
It's time one podcast a year, completely uncensored and unfiltered
except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
The show's after show starts now. The amount of time
Zebra pulled the baby brain hard, I think she's still
trying to proclaimed baby brain. This is fifteen baby brain brain,
baby baby brain. Well, baby brain is because the baby's
(02:12):
sucking out all your intelligence, your weight, so you can't
remember anything. You forget to do. Oh I forgot. The
stove has been on for twelve hours. What the baby brain? Okay,
well I'm always forgiven. What do you mean it happened.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, baby crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Now I am feel fearful for Thorpe because Hayley has
baby brain and she forgets everything so like to actually
have a baby inside of her, I mean, what what
is happening? I'm like nervous.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
She forgets things on a wild level, Like I'll never
be able to unhear how she drove all the way
to work one time with no shoes, like no baby brain.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She tried to go through security with a taser.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah. And then one time she drove to work and
where she lived, where she lived was like forty minutes
fro where she worked up in Norcow, and she didn't
realize her dog, Buster was in the car and he
was hiding hurt.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I mean, did he open the door? I mean did
he drive there himself? Like what do you do? What
the fuck? I mean, Haley's kid got some wild stuff
going on already. Yeah, baby brain, now you're you're dead. Yeah,
like she may forget to like feed you worried.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'm worried one hundred percent. This a lot of this
stuff too, Like this this thing happened a couple of
weeks ago, but I didn't want to talk about it. Yeah,
he couldn't yet because I couldn't yet. So this was
our cat, Marshall, Marshall the others. He needs a shot.
So with the vet that we go to. We're in
Tchula Vista, our vets in Rancho, San Diego. But we
really like our vet. All aroundhims go to our vets.
(03:50):
So we're willing to make the drive. Okay, it's like
a twenty five minute drive. Twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You know, you don't have to defend it, bro, what's fighting?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You can have whatever mat you want.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Like, we were all like, I rolling, what the yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You want to drive the Laguna go ahead? Didn't so uh.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay. I was just saying that the longer drive, but
we like the vet. So Marshall needed a couple of shots.
And I think do cats get their teeth cleaned like dogs?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Because I honestly don't know, and because I know that
smaller dogs have the same amount of teeth as a
larger dog, so they fux up a smaller dog's mouth
if they don't get their teeth cleaned. Our cat's the
same way.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
A pet like you, yes, you'd get the cat's teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
My wife's thing is it's a cat who cares. Yeah,
they don't need help. I never cleaned the catsmell.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Surprise, Yeah, when you don't have to, let Robert if
I had casts.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
It's not like dogs where they say do it regularly,
but at the end of their life when their teeth
are getting jacked up, then they'll be like, oh, you
probably should get a cleaning, and it's like you bring
that up now, yeah, oh yeah, most people don't.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So we were looking to see like if he needed
his teeth cleaning against the shots, and the vet sends
me a text message because I was originally on like
the file, the file, but my wife she's works a
little less, so she's been doing it more. I'm taking
the animals to the vet. Plus she always asked me
what did the vets say? And I can never regurgitate
with we know it's a fucking disaster. So then I
(05:33):
always have to call her and have her on the
phone with me while I'm at the vet. It's so embarrassing.
So I go, why don't you just take them and
then or I'll go with you if I'm free. So
she's taking Marshal to the vet and I get a
text from the vet saying we're yes to confirm the employment.
No to reschedule, and then I'll copy and paste that
and sayd it to my wife and then my wife
(05:54):
will tell me yes or no if she's still taking them.
And this time she said, hey, can we acctually reschedule that?
And I said sure, and she goes just cancel and
I'll she'll call them and make the reschedulem because I
don't know her schedule.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Is that a whole different area code out there in
Rancho Sandwich.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Up there?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yes, that guy, it's not a big deal. So so
we we went there because we lived in Amul and
it was so close.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't care. It's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Doctor Tom is O. She's great, so we if they
know all the animals, so we So I text the
vet back a I want I just said N for canceling,
and then I wrote I want to reschedule, and then
they texted back saying just call into reschedule. So then
I tell my wife call on the reschedule. A few
(06:46):
days go by, I get home from work, she has
the cat. She's like, I gotta take Marshall's appointment. I'm like,
all right, cool, So I go take a nap. I
get up from my nap, making a turkey sandwich, making
the sandwich, and feeling good and well. It has to
go with the story I'm feeling. I'm in a good mood.
My phone rings, the sandwich, the sandwich, just things. Life's
(07:06):
going well.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Okay, life's going well.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, I'm not even gonna question.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, we had spicy mayo.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
That means life's going well.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I'm a big brown mustard spicy mayo man, spicy mustard. Bay,
I didn't even males now, yeah, when I wouldn't put
that on a turkey?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Can we focused? Sorry? So this is it about the
turkey sandwich?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I got so many questions.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I actually over the turkey sandwich.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I actually want to know about it. Buck sour jump.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
So my phone rings? What can she use? Shut the
fuck up?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
My phone rings, says Haley Age Dog. I answered I
what's up? Because I'm in a good mood, because sometimes
I won't answer like that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Hello, did you say to your turkey sandwich? And I
gotta get this.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm not talking club.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
This guy's talking. Can we focus again about the fucking sandwich?
He drops club? You know he's a liar?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Okay, I mean, I'm right here, so babe. So she goes,
so Haley says.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Hey, and I'm like and what. I go, what's up?
And she says, did you cancel the appointment from Marshall?
And I said, yeah, you told me to. And she goes, no,
I didn't. And I go, Hailey, yes you did.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You texted me.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Remember they texted me. I wrote back, no, reschedule. You
need to reschedule. She goes, I don't remember that, and
I go, Hailey, I have the text messages because I'm
in a good mood. But now I'm like annoyed, because like,
this isn't. This isn't It's like the Twilight.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You remind her if you know she was going to
the vet, that you canceled that appointment.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Because I didn't know the exact appointment time, So I
assume she she either a rescheduled itointment.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Or b just decided to keep it locked into that.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I'm not locked in the sandwich. I'm not locked in
the sandwich. So she goes. She goes, well, now they
won't take me, So what am I supposed to do?
And I go, Heyley, I didn't cancel it. You canceled it,
and then you didn't reschedule and then you forgot and
blame are blaming me right now she's and then I'm like,
you are the queen of gas lighting. I told her
she's queen, because she's queen. Guess so that she immediate
(09:41):
that on a fucking dime, because she she probably. What
she does is when I say I have it in
a text message, she'll immediately go to our text here
and start to see if I'm wrong or right. And
if I'm wrong, she loves to rub it in my face.
I get that, and if i'm but if I'm right,
the tone immediately changes. So then on a dime, ages
to fuck okay, I'll just have to take them again.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's you.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm sorry. It's just this baby brain that I have.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's brain there, it is, so you called me.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You're ruined my good mood, you're ruin my turkey sandwich,
and now you're gonna blame our sweet baby, the unborn child,
the unborn child.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yes, this is what they'll do, will be baby brained, dude.
It doesn't matter what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I mean, she couldn't have been more wrong here, But
now what am I supposed to say? It's baby brain
being extra Flighty when I was pregnant. I forgetting at
nine am to give Eddie the You forget?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Do you still have baby brain?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I mean get the fuck out of here, dude, get
the fuck out of here. Yeah, you're This is the
tip of the iceberg. Bro, It's gonna get worse for
a while.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I don't know how that's possible.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I don't know it is. These fucking turkey sandwiches are done.
I'm sorry.
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