May 9, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we switch things up a little and talk about something that may usually happen with Sky, except this time it was with... Eddie?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I did something yesterday that I don't know if it
was cool or not. Honestly, I think I made the
right call. I was going to the bathroom and I didn't.
I wasn't able to go to these two single stalls,
which is what I only use. Uh, they were both
in use. Now I had to do is peek, So
it wasn't even really that big of a deal. So
(00:24):
I was like, all right, I guess I gotta walk
all the way down to the other restroom. So you
ladies know, the way our men's room is set up
is there's two standing urinals and then there are three stalls.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Which is insane because we only have two stalls and
actually one women's room, yes and one and one of
them has been out of order for the last month.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, but tell you guys have like the taj mahall
of bathrooms. Don't you have like a couch in there
and nothing? I don't know why I thought that.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We have mouthwash and like hair spray, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You were like hairspray, yeah, and lotion, so we have that,
but literally right now, for the last couple of months,
we got a champon machine that doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Why would you need to you don't. You don't believe
actually wed one?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Okay, I'm a woman.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Sorry, I didn't think your parts work. My bad anyway,
That's not what this is about. My whole point was
that I went into the restroom, there was another person
in there, and it got weird. God, we ain't done yet.
It's time for the one podcast a year, completely uncensored
(01:45):
and unfiltered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Now. Uh yeah, I say it got weird, But I
feel like this is almost in everyday occurrence for Sky.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I wonder what percentage of the P one podcast is
about things that have happened in the radio station bathroom,
because I believe it's it's pretty strong.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
We had the whole upshter situation that took over for
a long time. While Yeah, of course Emily's incident that
didn't really.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Happen didn't happen, right, didn't Right?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Is that the way that I.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Didn't at work that day?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Why is it weird? Used weird?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I used the tampon for my asshole? Are you talking about?
It's disgusting?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't know, and that's k I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
And also I didn't hear it also since the most
mortifying moment of my entire life the one time I
did go number two in that bathroom and one of
the other.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Show hosts went in right after me called it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That happened on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, I've never gone back to go number two in
that bathroom except the time that thor I mean, he
didn't hear anything that was thought something.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Use the temple.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Why would I stick a tampo? I shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That tap on comment is gonna stick with me, like, like.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm gonna be why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Anyone effort on that? Like, why would you there?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't know anyway, Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
God, we covered that.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
I'm not no, no, I had to take a leak yesterday,
and so to single stall bathrooms, which is what I
normally use being used, I gotta walk all the way
to the men's room down the other side of the building.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh it tas forever do? I hate it?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Uh? And then you sort of do play Russian roulette
of like our people in there are not and the
piss whatever. I don't care. If somebody's taking a ship
doesn't affect me. Whatever somebody's peing even in there doesn't
affect me. Really, No, I don't care. What's the big deal?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Oh, I can't.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
If I go to go to that bathroom, the far one,
and I in the door, I usually look under to
see if there's any feet in either stall, because if
there is, I'll usually turn around and walk completely.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Oh oh wow.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
When I've been in there multiple times and when I
hear the door open and then close, I go, oh
that was Emily, Like anybody else will do that. No, yeah,
that's all you think.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So you have a massive issue about people hearing you pee?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Why because people hearing any of those bodily functions like that?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I mean, he didn't hear anything.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I would never go poop in that bathroom for that reason,
because I have a death afraid of that. I'm moxactly
afraid of it. I mean it's always been like that,
like that my whole life.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And so I when goes and uses the bathroom, the
single cell bathroom, she turns the water on the entire.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Shut out something that day.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
So why do you have this fear of like ping?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
It's just so quiet and there's such an echo in
those bathrooms that I just don't It's a personal it's
a personal process that's going on.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I don't want what.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
About the sky takes with the door open.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's just with my husband, though you know I'm not Robert.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, you'll pee with the door open at home with Robert.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
But Robert's like, friend, No, I don't. I just asked
it's Robert.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
But also when I'm at it's just with people I know,
because if I'm at like a public restroom at the
mall or something, and I mean, I don't care at
all if anybody.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Here's the pee, it doesn't bother me at all. Just
with people I know.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Do you have a weird stream?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No squeakers out?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
What's squeakers out?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And then everyone they ain't squeakers?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, Because I was kind of sitting here judging Emily
a little bit in my head, like what is she
talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But there was one time that I was in the
restroom here and another woman walked in and she had
an extremely strong stream to the point where I had
to come back and like tell Emily about it and
I and I'm now wondering did I get into Emily's
head of like I judge people's stream because this was
like superhero strength and like there was like a fire
(06:06):
hose going on in there.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
So I don't think people would judge you if you're normal.
I don't think it's an abnormal stream.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Would you be willing to go pee with me in
that one next time? And you could tell me if
I have a large I'd like to know.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I thought you were.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
But if we're talking about it and we're dressing and
this is like a whole and I know it's sky.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You might not have a nervous bladder and not be
able to go.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
No, no, no, I won't help.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Upgrade your strength, like to know.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Okay, I don't think it's bad.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
But why do we care? Like what do you having
a strong one? Good or bad?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
That kind of strong one is gross because yeah, yeah,
like it was aggressive.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
What went on with this woman?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Maketure vagina and your private parts seem aggressive and gross.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I feel like yours are aggressive, like very big and strong,
slap you around. It's kind of how I pictured. So
mine wasn't a stream issue. Okay, Mine was a issue
of Okay, So I walk into the door and you
can see immediately in the front of where you are
(07:11):
the two urinals and Thor will know what I'm talking about.
And there was a guy that is standing at one
of them. Okay, now if it's Thor, if it's Thorn,
I have peed next to each other. Yea and Thorn
Thors go to the thing as he will always go,
all right, I guess we're doing this. Yeah. I don't
know why he says that every time weird it's but
I mean, I don't know why he says that, but
(07:33):
he does ice breaker.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Yeah, but most of the time, if somebody's next to
me in the urinal, won't I'm trying to say anything.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I thought you were a a how's it going or
something type of a guy.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Yeah, it's if it's that urinal because there's a divider. Yeah,
you know, but I really don't want to say anything,
you know.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Okay, if you say, Frankie V's in there and you
guys are.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Who, yeah, I'll be I'll go I'll be like, hey,
like that's it.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Hey guy, wait, there's a divider. Yeah, yeah, urinals and
it's like you're voting.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah kind of. Some some are better than others, but you.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Could still like if you turned your head, you could
see their head.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Though.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's if I went like this, I could see over
the divice.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Okay, yeah, you could definitely see your head to head,
which big Rich does he looks over?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
He looks over. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
It's funny, like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Him has been a lot of locker room whatever anyway,
So normally this wouldn't affect me that much. I'm not
a nervous peer, you know. I'm fine with being there.
And so I see that there's somebody at one of
the the left urinals, so I'm going to go on
(08:46):
the right side. But then I see who it is
and I'm not going to name names. It's a sales guy.
And this guy is a talker, and he's kind of
an awkward talker where level I feel like beat is
a sitter.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
When you walk If you walk up to beat up
and he says this to you, any.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello hello hello. What it's
not we're doing this so I don't know what he's saying,
but he would be a sitter. Yeah, I feel like
he's a sitter. It's not him, uh, but would have
no problems with it. I'd go between his legs whatever.
We're very close, no big deal. He's a sweater Yeah,
(09:30):
it wasn't Jamie is Jamie T I don't even know.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
It's Jamie's sitter.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't know. I don't know, like does have parts else? Uh,
it's built like ten smooth catches straight for no reason. No, No,
it's a sales guy. And he's a talker, and he's
a he's a boisterous talker.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
This could be a couple of different people.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'll tell you off there who it is. I'm not
and I've had run ins with him in the kitchenette
where it's a it's a lot. You know, it's not
just a hey, how's your day going? Or you know,
it's like, bah, I'm gonna talk to you about all
kinds of stuff, and I'm just like I just want
to wash my coffee pot. And it goes on and
(10:19):
on and on, and doesn't you know, there's no sense
of like, all right, dudelator, Like he doesn't he doesn't
get it. He just keeps talking even when I'm walking
out of the room. And so I go, well, this
is not good because I am not one to even
address you at the urinal like if it's for whatever,
but I mean, anybody else in the building, I'm not
(10:39):
gonna give you a hey, what's up. I'm just gonna
go I'm gonna whip it out, take a piss, and
be done. And if they say something, I'm not gonna
be rude. But I'm also not gonna give you a
big answer if he goes to how you do it,
and I'll be like, all right, and I'm just taking
my piss on the wall. I got nothing. I got
I got a job to do and that's it. And
so I don't want a conversation. I know there's going
(11:02):
to be a conversation at the pissard, which I don't want.
I don't want, like that's so odd. And so I
have a decision to make. Am I gonna pull on Emily?
Just walk right out? But I mean I I fully
walked in.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, that's different because they can't see me when I
do it, because they're.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
In the stres different.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, he can see you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, And so well, I mean if if he turns,
you know, this guy is definitely gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You hear the door, you turn, Yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So I go, here's my decision. Either I'm gonna walk out,
I'm gonna do it and pee and have to deal
with the conversation with my with my dick out, don't
just go on the floor right on the sink or
I'm gonna make a left and go stall. Now, as
(11:49):
a guy, you know, if you go stall just to pee,
I'm always thinking something's up, like what you're too good
to go pee next to.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Me, or like micro penis something something, because you don't
do that as a as a guy, you're just like whatever,
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You know, you can kind of pee. And usually a
lot of times with urinals, there's like seven in a
row and only like one stall. You know, this bathroom
is weird for guys. So you know, usually you just
you don't want to pee right next to the guy
if there's open ones further down, so that that's sort
of one of the unspoken rules. Everybody knows that, or
(12:28):
you know, you just go do your business, get the
hell out of there. This whole situation is gonna get wonky.
And if you go stall when there's open urinals, what's up? Like,
what's going on? Is there foot tapping going on over there?
I don't know, I don't know. It's weird, Like I
think it's weird. And so maybe I'm the only one
that thinks that, But I think it's weird if you
go stall when there's urinals. If you all you gotta
(12:49):
do is pee. I got weird thoughts. So I gotta
make a choice here.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Are you gonna be weird stall guy?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Weird stall guy? Am I going to be horrible awkward talker?
Or am I gonna be weirdo? Emily? I don't know.
So I sit there and I and I have to
make a quick decision here because Homie's gonna see me
and he's gonna start talking to me no matter what.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I got to know you. Where are you going in this?
Are you dealing with the awkward talk? Are you installing it?
Are you bolting?
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Stalling it because I got a pe?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Okay, you don't need a bladder, I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
You're not just going to the No.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
I don't want to talk to him, and I don't
want talk to you.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Don't want to talk to anyone.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
I don't want to talk to anything.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Okay, Okay, Well what'd you do?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I went stalled? Wow?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I want to put money on he bolted? He did
an Emily, No, I.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Was going to think he would just suck it up
and do the awkward convo because you now this, Now
this guy is gonna you don't think this guy's looking
at you differently?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, So I go stall and uh, you know when
you pee standing up, it's a lot louder. And so
you know, Okay, that guy's going in the stall. He's
not taking a shit, he's just taking a piss. So
you know what's going on.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
But if you don't want to talk to this guy,
what does it matter what he thinks.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I don't have a bad problem with the guy. He's fine,
you know. I mean we're not buddies by any means.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
But you don't want to like hurt his feelings and
have him No you don't want to talk.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
To Yeah, I don't. I don't have like any ill
will at all. So I'm like, I'm not trying to
send a message. But I just knew that what this
was leading to, so I just didn't want to do it.
You know, it's too weird. And so I was like, Okay,
this is weird me going in the stall, but it's
not as weird as I think the conversation would be
or me walking out. So it was the lesser of
(14:35):
all the evils, And so I take the pee but
now I'm in the situation where I can't come out
until I know he's gone.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Wait so you stand yeah, Oh you think I satin pissed, Well,
I would commit to the bit bro. You're in there
like you've you've become if you're still.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
It's actually I pissed standing up so much that I'm
like trained where if I sit down, it's like harder
to piss.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Oh really, it's like.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I don't know how to.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
But for me, I would have with me mine's touching
the water.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I can't because you can also see that the feet
are different, like you know the way your feet.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I hope this guy's not examining everything.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Well, Emily looks under it, but you.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Can hear what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So but now I'm like, I can't finish before he finishes.
So what do I do?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
You stand there?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, but I mean I'm also like kind of trying
to slow down my piss, so I'm like, yeah, okay,
hold on, okay, And so you know, I'm getting close
to finishing, and I have not heard a you know,
flush hand flush or water or anything yet. So he's
still standing there like I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Waiting for me.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
You should have sat bro.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, no, that's that's not even going number two. No,
that's not even an option. So I'm getting my drips out.
All of a sudden, I hear the sink come on,
and I go, okay, and now I'm now, I'm I'm done,
but I'm still gonna wait until I hear the door
door closes. Done. Okay, I'm clean. So I avoided it all,
(16:18):
but it was definitely a weird situation. I don't know. Yeah, no,
it was definitely odd for us. I don't know.
I did something yesterday that I don't know if it
was cool or not. Honestly, I think I made the
right call. I was going to the bathroom and I didn't.
I wasn't able to go to these two single stalls,
which is what I only use. Uh, they were both
in use. Now I had to do is peek, So
it wasn't even really that big of a deal. So
(00:24):
I was like, all right, I guess I gotta walk
all the way down to the other restroom. So you
ladies know, the way our men's room is set up
is there's two standing urinals and then there are three stalls.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Which is insane because we only have two stalls and
actually one women's room, yes and one and one of
them has been out of order for the last month.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, but tell you guys have like the taj mahall
of bathrooms. Don't you have like a couch in there
and nothing? I don't know why I thought that.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We have mouthwash and like hair spray, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You were like hairspray, yeah, and lotion, so we have that,
but literally right now, for the last couple of months,
we got a champon machine that doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Why would you need to you don't. You don't believe
actually wed one?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Okay, I'm a woman.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Sorry, I didn't think your parts work. My bad anyway,
That's not what this is about. My whole point was
that I went into the restroom, there was another person
in there, and it got weird. God, we ain't done yet.
It's time for the one podcast a year, completely uncensored
(01:45):
and unfiltered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Now. Uh yeah, I say it got weird, But I
feel like this is almost in everyday occurrence for Sky.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I wonder what percentage of the P one podcast is
about things that have happened in the radio station bathroom,
because I believe it's it's pretty strong.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
We had the whole upshter situation that took over for
a long time. While Yeah, of course Emily's incident that
didn't really.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Happen didn't happen, right, didn't Right?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Is that the way that I.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Didn't at work that day?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Why is it weird? Used weird?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I used the tampon for my asshole? Are you talking about?
It's disgusting?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't know, and that's k I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
And also I didn't hear it also since the most
mortifying moment of my entire life the one time I
did go number two in that bathroom and one of
the other.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Show hosts went in right after me called it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That happened on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, I've never gone back to go number two in
that bathroom except the time that thor I mean, he
didn't hear anything that was thought something.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Use the temple.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Why would I stick a tampo? I shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That tap on comment is gonna stick with me, like, like.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm gonna be why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Anyone effort on that? Like, why would you there?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't know anyway, Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
God, we covered that.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
I'm not no, no, I had to take a leak yesterday,
and so to single stall bathrooms, which is what I
normally use being used, I gotta walk all the way
to the men's room down the other side of the building.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh it tas forever do? I hate it?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Uh? And then you sort of do play Russian roulette
of like our people in there are not and the
piss whatever. I don't care. If somebody's taking a ship
doesn't affect me. Whatever somebody's peing even in there doesn't
affect me. Really, No, I don't care. What's the big deal?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Oh, I can't.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
If I go to go to that bathroom, the far one,
and I in the door, I usually look under to
see if there's any feet in either stall, because if
there is, I'll usually turn around and walk completely.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Oh oh wow.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
When I've been in there multiple times and when I
hear the door open and then close, I go, oh
that was Emily, Like anybody else will do that. No, yeah,
that's all you think.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So you have a massive issue about people hearing you pee?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Why because people hearing any of those bodily functions like that?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I mean, he didn't hear anything.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I would never go poop in that bathroom for that reason,
because I have a death afraid of that. I'm moxactly
afraid of it. I mean it's always been like that,
like that my whole life.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And so I when goes and uses the bathroom, the
single cell bathroom, she turns the water on the entire.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Shut out something that day.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
So why do you have this fear of like ping?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
It's just so quiet and there's such an echo in
those bathrooms that I just don't It's a personal it's
a personal process that's going on.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I don't want what.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
About the sky takes with the door open.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's just with my husband, though you know I'm not Robert.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, you'll pee with the door open at home with Robert.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
But Robert's like, friend, No, I don't. I just asked
it's Robert.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
But also when I'm at it's just with people I know,
because if I'm at like a public restroom at the
mall or something, and I mean, I don't care at
all if anybody.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Here's the pee, it doesn't bother me at all. Just
with people I know.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Do you have a weird stream?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No squeakers out?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
What's squeakers out?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And then everyone they ain't squeakers?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, Because I was kind of sitting here judging Emily
a little bit in my head, like what is she
talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But there was one time that I was in the
restroom here and another woman walked in and she had
an extremely strong stream to the point where I had
to come back and like tell Emily about it and
I and I'm now wondering did I get into Emily's
head of like I judge people's stream because this was
like superhero strength and like there was like a fire
(06:06):
hose going on in there.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
So I don't think people would judge you if you're normal.
I don't think it's an abnormal stream.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Would you be willing to go pee with me in
that one next time? And you could tell me if
I have a large I'd like to know.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I thought you were.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
But if we're talking about it and we're dressing and
this is like a whole and I know it's sky.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You might not have a nervous bladder and not be
able to go.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
No, no, no, I won't help.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Upgrade your strength, like to know.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Okay, I don't think it's bad.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
But why do we care? Like what do you having
a strong one? Good or bad?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
That kind of strong one is gross because yeah, yeah,
like it was aggressive.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
What went on with this woman?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Maketure vagina and your private parts seem aggressive and gross.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I feel like yours are aggressive, like very big and strong,
slap you around. It's kind of how I pictured. So
mine wasn't a stream issue. Okay, Mine was a issue
of Okay, So I walk into the door and you
can see immediately in the front of where you are
(07:11):
the two urinals and Thor will know what I'm talking about.
And there was a guy that is standing at one
of them. Okay, now if it's Thor, if it's Thorn,
I have peed next to each other. Yea and Thorn
Thors go to the thing as he will always go,
all right, I guess we're doing this. Yeah. I don't
know why he says that every time weird it's but
I mean, I don't know why he says that, but
(07:33):
he does ice breaker.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Yeah, but most of the time, if somebody's next to
me in the urinal, won't I'm trying to say anything.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I thought you were a a how's it going or
something type of a guy.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Yeah, it's if it's that urinal because there's a divider. Yeah,
you know, but I really don't want to say anything,
you know.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Okay, if you say, Frankie V's in there and you
guys are.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Who, yeah, I'll be I'll go I'll be like, hey,
like that's it.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Hey guy, wait, there's a divider. Yeah, yeah, urinals and
it's like you're voting.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah kind of. Some some are better than others, but you.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Could still like if you turned your head, you could
see their head.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Though.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's if I went like this, I could see over
the divice.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Okay, yeah, you could definitely see your head to head,
which big Rich does he looks over?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
He looks over. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
It's funny, like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Him has been a lot of locker room whatever anyway,
So normally this wouldn't affect me that much. I'm not
a nervous peer, you know. I'm fine with being there.
And so I see that there's somebody at one of
the the left urinals, so I'm going to go on
(08:46):
the right side. But then I see who it is
and I'm not going to name names. It's a sales guy.
And this guy is a talker, and he's kind of
an awkward talker where level I feel like beat is
a sitter.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
When you walk If you walk up to beat up
and he says this to you, any.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello hello hello. What it's
not we're doing this so I don't know what he's saying,
but he would be a sitter. Yeah, I feel like
he's a sitter. It's not him, uh, but would have
no problems with it. I'd go between his legs whatever.
We're very close, no big deal. He's a sweater Yeah,
(09:30):
it wasn't Jamie is Jamie T I don't even know.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
It's Jamie's sitter.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't know. I don't know, like does have parts else? Uh,
it's built like ten smooth catches straight for no reason. No, No,
it's a sales guy. And he's a talker, and he's
a he's a boisterous talker.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
This could be a couple of different people.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'll tell you off there who it is. I'm not
and I've had run ins with him in the kitchenette
where it's a it's a lot. You know, it's not
just a hey, how's your day going? Or you know,
it's like, bah, I'm gonna talk to you about all
kinds of stuff, and I'm just like I just want
to wash my coffee pot. And it goes on and
(10:19):
on and on, and doesn't you know, there's no sense
of like, all right, dudelator, Like he doesn't he doesn't
get it. He just keeps talking even when I'm walking
out of the room. And so I go, well, this
is not good because I am not one to even
address you at the urinal like if it's for whatever,
but I mean, anybody else in the building, I'm not
(10:39):
gonna give you a hey, what's up. I'm just gonna
go I'm gonna whip it out, take a piss, and
be done. And if they say something, I'm not gonna
be rude. But I'm also not gonna give you a
big answer if he goes to how you do it,
and I'll be like, all right, and I'm just taking
my piss on the wall. I got nothing. I got
I got a job to do and that's it. And
so I don't want a conversation. I know there's going
(11:02):
to be a conversation at the pissard, which I don't want.
I don't want, like that's so odd. And so I
have a decision to make. Am I gonna pull on Emily?
Just walk right out? But I mean I I fully
walked in.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, that's different because they can't see me when I
do it, because they're.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
In the stres different.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, he can see you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, And so well, I mean if if he turns,
you know, this guy is definitely gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You hear the door, you turn, Yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So I go, here's my decision. Either I'm gonna walk out,
I'm gonna do it and pee and have to deal
with the conversation with my with my dick out, don't
just go on the floor right on the sink or
I'm gonna make a left and go stall. Now, as
(11:49):
a guy, you know, if you go stall just to pee,
I'm always thinking something's up, like what you're too good
to go pee next to.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Me, or like micro penis something something, because you don't
do that as a as a guy, you're just like whatever,
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You know, you can kind of pee. And usually a
lot of times with urinals, there's like seven in a
row and only like one stall. You know, this bathroom
is weird for guys. So you know, usually you just
you don't want to pee right next to the guy
if there's open ones further down, so that that's sort
of one of the unspoken rules. Everybody knows that, or
(12:28):
you know, you just go do your business, get the
hell out of there. This whole situation is gonna get wonky.
And if you go stall when there's open urinals, what's up? Like,
what's going on? Is there foot tapping going on over there?
I don't know, I don't know. It's weird, Like I
think it's weird. And so maybe I'm the only one
that thinks that, But I think it's weird if you
go stall when there's urinals. If you all you gotta
(12:49):
do is pee. I got weird thoughts. So I gotta
make a choice here.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Are you gonna be weird stall guy?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Weird stall guy? Am I going to be horrible awkward talker?
Or am I gonna be weirdo? Emily? I don't know.
So I sit there and I and I have to
make a quick decision here because Homie's gonna see me
and he's gonna start talking to me no matter what.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I got to know you. Where are you going in this?
Are you dealing with the awkward talk? Are you installing it?
Are you bolting?
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Stalling it because I got a pe?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Okay, you don't need a bladder, I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
You're not just going to the No.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
I don't want to talk to him, and I don't
want talk to you.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Don't want to talk to anyone.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
I don't want to talk to anything.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Okay, Okay, Well what'd you do?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I went stalled? Wow?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I want to put money on he bolted? He did
an Emily, No, I.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Was going to think he would just suck it up
and do the awkward convo because you now this, Now
this guy is gonna you don't think this guy's looking
at you differently?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, So I go stall and uh, you know when
you pee standing up, it's a lot louder. And so
you know, Okay, that guy's going in the stall. He's
not taking a shit, he's just taking a piss. So
you know what's going on.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
But if you don't want to talk to this guy,
what does it matter what he thinks.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I don't have a bad problem with the guy. He's fine,
you know. I mean we're not buddies by any means.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
But you don't want to like hurt his feelings and
have him No you don't want to talk.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
To Yeah, I don't. I don't have like any ill
will at all. So I'm like, I'm not trying to
send a message. But I just knew that what this
was leading to, so I just didn't want to do it.
You know, it's too weird. And so I was like, Okay,
this is weird me going in the stall, but it's
not as weird as I think the conversation would be
or me walking out. So it was the lesser of
(14:35):
all the evils, And so I take the pee but
now I'm in the situation where I can't come out
until I know he's gone.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Wait so you stand yeah, Oh you think I satin pissed, Well,
I would commit to the bit bro. You're in there
like you've you've become if you're still.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
It's actually I pissed standing up so much that I'm
like trained where if I sit down, it's like harder
to piss.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Oh really, it's like.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I don't know how to.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
But for me, I would have with me mine's touching
the water.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I can't because you can also see that the feet
are different, like you know the way your feet.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I hope this guy's not examining everything.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Well, Emily looks under it, but you.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Can hear what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So but now I'm like, I can't finish before he finishes.
So what do I do?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
You stand there?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, but I mean I'm also like kind of trying
to slow down my piss, so I'm like, yeah, okay,
hold on, okay, And so you know, I'm getting close
to finishing, and I have not heard a you know,
flush hand flush or water or anything yet. So he's
still standing there like I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Waiting for me.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
You should have sat bro.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, no, that's that's not even going number two. No,
that's not even an option. So I'm getting my drips out.
All of a sudden, I hear the sink come on,
and I go, okay, and now I'm now, I'm I'm done,
but I'm still gonna wait until I hear the door
door closes. Done. Okay, I'm clean. So I avoided it all,
(16:18):
but it was definitely a weird situation. I don't know. Yeah, no,
it was definitely odd for us. I don't know.
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