June 9, 2025 • 9 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor told us how he asked what he thought was a harmless question to his wife and how he was wildly offended by the answer she gave
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, once again, there is an issue with Thor and
his wife over a TV show. Why do they watch
TV together? Every time they do, a argument or disagreement
happens because it's normally Thor. Thor will ask a question
about a stupid sitcom like situation, Yeah, you know, what
(00:22):
would you do in this situation? And he never likes
the answer. I mean it's kind of crazy. Well, this
time it wasn't a situation with a sitcom, It was
more about an age issue. We ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast a year, completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part. The show's after show starts. Now,
(00:51):
how much older are you than Hayley?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
How are you looking at the date? Because I was
going to.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
See what your birthday was?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm thirty eight, thirty three, so five, But Rob, in
eleven days it will be thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Emily Roberts situation, Get it, it's forty tech.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You're telling her she's in her mid thirties now at
thirty four.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
True, it's true, yeah, but why do you do that? Like?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Why you go out of your five mid mid thirties?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I mean thirty four to thirty six.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Is the mid early is mid early mid thirties.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What the hell you're in your mid.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Forties, my mid fucking forties.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And early forties and forty one early forties.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Excuse me, that's what you want when Yeah, he was
having about.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And remember when she turned forty and she was listening
to music by herself, holding herself.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It was weird. It was one hundred percent words by myself.
You were standing on.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Your you were standing on your own rock. It was
in my own world.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I know, Oh, we know, I know. Okay. So that's
the age difference between the two. So sometimes they don't
see eye eye because of that or whatever. Well, what
was it that you were watching that caused this argument?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So we're big fans of the show Tires on Netflix
and it's the Shane Gillis show. It's hysterical and they
just did season two. So we're pumped up ready to
watch the show. And last night we were watching episode
four because it's only twelve episodes, so we don't want
and we don't want to go through it fast. We
are through four episodes twenty because like on Friday night,
(02:22):
we watched two episodes and we stopped ourselves because I'm like,
I don't want to blow through this because who the
fuck knows when they're gonna make a new season. You know,
it might be five years, you know. So we watched
two episodes last night, and we're watching my episode last night,
and Shane Gillis is the main star, and he's talking
to the person who's his dad, which is hysterical, and
he and his dad says to him, you're thirty six.
(02:43):
You look great, and I'm like, holy fuck, he's only
thirty six.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So I pause it and I say, how many times
is a show do you? I can't imagine watching TV
with these this guy? It gets crazy, he says there
and pauses to a twenty five minutes. She almost take
him like seventy five years.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, I can't even imagine watch so much stuff with that.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Take a while.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Now, So what is your I'm confused. Do you think
he looks older or do you think he looks younger?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I think he looks older.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I thought he was like forty old, forty one, forty
forty one, so old. So so to say thirty six,
I was surprised. Oh okay, and I'm thirty eight. Okay,
So I pause it and I look at my wife
and I say, I look younger than.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Gillis, right, What does it matter to you?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Because you guys know this well, people look different right now,
we all age to. But you guys know this where
it's like you hit a certain age where I feel
like I don't feel thirty eight. I still look at
myself as twenty six. Do you know what I mean?
Like I still I don't look at myself that bad hip,
My hip is fucked up. I look at myself as still.
(03:55):
Like I feel like people still look at me. I
know they don't. I know they know I'm not twenty five,
but I feel like people still look at me as
if I'm twenty five.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But I know they don't.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
But like I see, like I see if I see
a twenty five year GLD at the gym, I feel
like they look at this old man.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't feel that way.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Look at him limping around with that hip.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah I don't feel that way.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yesterday we had a like barbecue for our little league,
like like it was like a volunteers thank you thing
for the coaches and everything, and one of the younger
coaches decides, you know, what we should do let's have
races with our kids. So well foot race whoever with
(04:41):
your kids. And I looked at it and I just fucking laughed.
I'm like, you want me to race Jack, who was
one of the fastest kids in the league. I go,
you're out of your fucking mind. And so I'm watching
these old guys who all think, yeah, I can beat
my kids still in a race. Tell me one of
them got fucking smug, Yeah, every one of them. So
I get up there and I'm like, all right, it's
my turn, all right, so we'll watch this. I cheated,
(05:05):
so I pretend, I pretended to start going, and then
I stopped, and I was like, ah ha, and then
Jack stopped and then I took off Eddy Eddie. He's
still beat me. He's still fucking beat me. But we
all think, we all think like like, I'm still a
young man and I can still nobody can get out
of here, bro twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Five, twenty five, Like we all feel that on the
inside side, I'm young. I understand, no, But what you
said is you think the twenty five year old girl
at the gym by that thinks the ear peer, that's
where that's where you're going wrong. Oh, Eddy, It's like
we all feel younger, but the rest of the world
(05:46):
sees it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I want to feel down.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I know it, deep down. I know it. But I
feel like I stay in good shape. I work out
maybe maybe maybe my face. I know it's not like
a catcher smith. I do have some wrinkle. Should have
warst on screen more when I was younger, should wear sunglasses.
I squinted weight a big squinter. Yeah, and uh, I squint.
(06:10):
The beard, I feel like makes me look a little
older when I show you, I look younger.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
But the beard beard works. But the beer works, thought too.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So it's like, you know, it's it's a catch twenty two.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It really is tough spot. So I asked.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Hayley, you know, do I look younger than kill us?
And she just stares at me.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What are you who? Like She's like balding, and like
this is one of the things like if you were
asked a question about your wife, like how do I
look in this? Does this make me great? You have
an automatic response. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
If if we were watching you know, TV and fucking
I don't know who got and and and almost on
TV and said do I look back? Do I look
younger than and the armers.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Of course you do. But the almost is younger than her,
So like, what's a what's a mid like Scarlett Johanson? Yeah,
you know she's in her mid right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yes, do I look older than Scarlet?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Of course not.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
There you go, that's the appropriate response.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
And then and then I go right to her tits.
Your tits are great.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I didn't like that follow up. Haley's tits right now popping?
Okayis sorry? She so she just does an answer.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
She stares at me, and I go, Haley, because I'm
like disappointment. I'm extremely offended, and she goes, what you
look your age?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh? Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
What? What the fuck does that?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I don't know. It's an insult. It's an insult.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I mean, Emily, you watched tires. Do I look older
than Gillis?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Emily go to the answer to the answer, No, what
a bitch?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You and my wife?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I feel like I feel what do you feel? I
feel like that's thirty, it's not old. It's your age.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Why why are your why are your are your shoulders up?
And your voice cracked?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Super great. I gotta be honest with you. I had
a complete opposite situation. Go down this week, Well, I.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Was your wife, didn't insult you to your face?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, no, oh. I would never ask that question because
I would be afraid of the response, like Emily just
gave me. No. I was at this barbecue thing and
one of the other coaches was there and were chatting
it up, and I dropped down that I'm fifty two,
and he was stunned. He went what. He goes, I
(08:35):
would never have guessed that you're fifty two, and I go, really,
He goes, No, I honestly had no idea how old
you were, but I would never have guessed you were
in your fifties. And I go, yeah, no, I'm fifty two.
He goes, fuck, you look good for your agent. I'm like, jeez, thanks, wow,
I was just trying to wow.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Give you a blowjob.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
None look better than Shane Gillis. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
What are you?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Whatut your nighttime routine?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I don't have one. What does that mean? I was like, like,
try to brush my choppers and then nothing, nothing, No,
this face is all natty broace. You've got no wrinkles.
I guess, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I looked at your face like that.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, do I have wrinkles?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh God, dude, what do you mean you don't know?
You can look at my face. Your face kind of
looks like a butthole.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It doesn't look like a but I don't have butthole face.
Well, once again, there is an issue with Thor and
his wife over a TV show. Why do they watch
TV together? Every time they do, a argument or disagreement
happens because it's normally Thor. Thor will ask a question
about a stupid sitcom like situation, Yeah, you know, what
(00:22):
would you do in this situation? And he never likes
the answer. I mean it's kind of crazy. Well, this
time it wasn't a situation with a sitcom, It was
more about an age issue. We ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast a year, completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part. The show's after show starts. Now,
(00:51):
how much older are you than Hayley?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
How are you looking at the date? Because I was
going to.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
See what your birthday was?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm thirty eight, thirty three, so five, But Rob, in
eleven days it will be thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Emily Roberts situation, Get it, it's forty tech.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You're telling her she's in her mid thirties now at
thirty four.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
True, it's true, yeah, but why do you do that? Like?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Why you go out of your five mid mid thirties?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I mean thirty four to thirty six.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Is the mid early is mid early mid thirties.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What the hell you're in your mid.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Forties, my mid fucking forties.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And early forties and forty one early forties.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Excuse me, that's what you want when Yeah, he was
having about.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And remember when she turned forty and she was listening
to music by herself, holding herself.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It was weird. It was one hundred percent words by myself.
You were standing on.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Your you were standing on your own rock. It was
in my own world.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I know, Oh, we know, I know. Okay. So that's
the age difference between the two. So sometimes they don't
see eye eye because of that or whatever. Well, what
was it that you were watching that caused this argument?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So we're big fans of the show Tires on Netflix
and it's the Shane Gillis show. It's hysterical and they
just did season two. So we're pumped up ready to
watch the show. And last night we were watching episode
four because it's only twelve episodes, so we don't want
and we don't want to go through it fast. We
are through four episodes twenty because like on Friday night,
(02:22):
we watched two episodes and we stopped ourselves because I'm like,
I don't want to blow through this because who the
fuck knows when they're gonna make a new season. You know,
it might be five years, you know. So we watched
two episodes last night, and we're watching my episode last night,
and Shane Gillis is the main star, and he's talking
to the person who's his dad, which is hysterical, and
he and his dad says to him, you're thirty six.
(02:43):
You look great, and I'm like, holy fuck, he's only
thirty six.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So I pause it and I say, how many times
is a show do you? I can't imagine watching TV
with these this guy? It gets crazy, he says there
and pauses to a twenty five minutes. She almost take
him like seventy five years.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, I can't even imagine watch so much stuff with that.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Take a while.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Now, So what is your I'm confused. Do you think
he looks older or do you think he looks younger?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I think he looks older.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I thought he was like forty old, forty one, forty
forty one, so old. So so to say thirty six,
I was surprised. Oh okay, and I'm thirty eight. Okay,
So I pause it and I look at my wife
and I say, I look younger than.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Gillis, right, What does it matter to you?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Because you guys know this well, people look different right now,
we all age to. But you guys know this where
it's like you hit a certain age where I feel
like I don't feel thirty eight. I still look at
myself as twenty six. Do you know what I mean?
Like I still I don't look at myself that bad hip,
My hip is fucked up. I look at myself as still.
(03:55):
Like I feel like people still look at me. I
know they don't. I know they know I'm not twenty five,
but I feel like people still look at me as
if I'm twenty five.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But I know they don't.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
But like I see, like I see if I see
a twenty five year GLD at the gym, I feel
like they look at this old man.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't feel that way.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Look at him limping around with that hip.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah I don't feel that way.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yesterday we had a like barbecue for our little league,
like like it was like a volunteers thank you thing
for the coaches and everything, and one of the younger
coaches decides, you know, what we should do let's have
races with our kids. So well foot race whoever with
(04:41):
your kids. And I looked at it and I just fucking laughed.
I'm like, you want me to race Jack, who was
one of the fastest kids in the league. I go,
you're out of your fucking mind. And so I'm watching
these old guys who all think, yeah, I can beat
my kids still in a race. Tell me one of
them got fucking smug, Yeah, every one of them. So
I get up there and I'm like, all right, it's
my turn, all right, so we'll watch this. I cheated,
(05:05):
so I pretend, I pretended to start going, and then
I stopped, and I was like, ah ha, and then
Jack stopped and then I took off Eddy Eddie. He's
still beat me. He's still fucking beat me. But we
all think, we all think like like, I'm still a
young man and I can still nobody can get out
of here, bro twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Five, twenty five, Like we all feel that on the
inside side, I'm young. I understand, no, But what you
said is you think the twenty five year old girl
at the gym by that thinks the ear peer, that's
where that's where you're going wrong. Oh, Eddy, It's like
we all feel younger, but the rest of the world
(05:46):
sees it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I want to feel down.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I know it, deep down. I know it. But I
feel like I stay in good shape. I work out
maybe maybe maybe my face. I know it's not like
a catcher smith. I do have some wrinkle. Should have
warst on screen more when I was younger, should wear sunglasses.
I squinted weight a big squinter. Yeah, and uh, I squint.
(06:10):
The beard, I feel like makes me look a little
older when I show you, I look younger.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
But the beard beard works. But the beer works, thought too.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So it's like, you know, it's it's a catch twenty two.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It really is tough spot. So I asked.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Hayley, you know, do I look younger than kill us?
And she just stares at me.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What are you who? Like She's like balding, and like
this is one of the things like if you were
asked a question about your wife, like how do I
look in this? Does this make me great? You have
an automatic response. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
If if we were watching you know, TV and fucking
I don't know who got and and and almost on
TV and said do I look back? Do I look
younger than and the armers.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Of course you do. But the almost is younger than her,
So like, what's a what's a mid like Scarlett Johanson? Yeah,
you know she's in her mid right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yes, do I look older than Scarlet?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Of course not.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
There you go, that's the appropriate response.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
And then and then I go right to her tits.
Your tits are great.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I didn't like that follow up. Haley's tits right now popping?
Okayis sorry? She so she just does an answer.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
She stares at me, and I go, Haley, because I'm
like disappointment. I'm extremely offended, and she goes, what you
look your age?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh? Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
What? What the fuck does that?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I don't know. It's an insult. It's an insult.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I mean, Emily, you watched tires. Do I look older
than Gillis?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Emily go to the answer to the answer, No, what
a bitch?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You and my wife?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I feel like I feel what do you feel? I
feel like that's thirty, it's not old. It's your age.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Why why are your why are your are your shoulders up?
And your voice cracked?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Super great. I gotta be honest with you. I had
a complete opposite situation. Go down this week, Well, I.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Was your wife, didn't insult you to your face?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, no, oh. I would never ask that question because
I would be afraid of the response, like Emily just
gave me. No. I was at this barbecue thing and
one of the other coaches was there and were chatting
it up, and I dropped down that I'm fifty two,
and he was stunned. He went what. He goes, I
(08:35):
would never have guessed that you're fifty two, and I go, really,
He goes, No, I honestly had no idea how old
you were, but I would never have guessed you were
in your fifties. And I go, yeah, no, I'm fifty two.
He goes, fuck, you look good for your agent. I'm like, jeez, thanks, wow,
I was just trying to wow.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Give you a blowjob.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
None look better than Shane Gillis. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
What are you?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Whatut your nighttime routine?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I don't have one. What does that mean? I was like, like,
try to brush my choppers and then nothing, nothing, No,
this face is all natty broace. You've got no wrinkles.
I guess, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I looked at your face like that.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, do I have wrinkles?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh God, dude, what do you mean you don't know?
You can look at my face. Your face kind of
looks like a butthole.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It doesn't look like a but I don't have butthole face.
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