August 11, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily tells us about this issue she ran in to that involves her private time and Texas law!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we were talking a lot this morning about our
trip to Austin and the ridiculousness that goes down when
we travel together, like Sky's shirt for example. Internet. So yes,
there was a lot of stuff that went down, but
there was one major issue that Emily informed us that
(00:20):
could have been a disaster until it wasn't. We ain't
done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
For the podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unacting
filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Now, Well, if you have traveled with my friend Emily,
you should know that she does travel with a companion
almost every single time, and there's something that she looks
forward to every time she has a hotel room by herself,
and that is some special time with her dildo. It's
(01:02):
a vibrator. You're right, get something?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Thank you for nothing's inserted anywhere?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
WHOA do you do you judge?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Do you judge the dildo? Because I.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Your defensive, like the vibrator is not as like bad
as a dildo.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Maybe I am.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
And also maybe it's a little more invasive putting something
up there than just doing.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It, Like, what what does the matter? You're in a
hotel room like yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
I just think it's invasive, more invasive to like fuck
yourself with a with a rubber dick than.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
The top.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You know, you get very bleeding.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Seems a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
More because in depth, because this mistake has happened before,
and she gets like defensive.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
She wants to clarify it's a vibrant.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
But you realize that nobody cares like, well, I don't
know they were thinking in that realm.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Yeah, you don't think it's like like more graphic a
girl sitting there like fucking yourself with the dildo than
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Can you please please calm down, Please calm down.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Going inside and just like rubbing the top.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
To me, it's just you're masturbating. I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
There's nothing wrong with either one.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It seems like you hate dilto.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
They're just different. They're just different things. So I was
clearing it up.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
W NBA game, we should start throwing vibrators on the floor,
less invasive.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
The players kind of agree.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Wow, I didn't realize you had such strong feelings.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
About companion, which is correct, but my companion.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Is not until doing Okay, I'm very sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So this this vibrator chick over here. Every time she travels,
she brings her vibrator with her, and she looked forward
to pleasuring herself in the hotel room while watching a
little bit of pornography. Is that accurate facts? Okay, it's right.
So when we met up with Emily later, we arrived
and then you know, kind of all went our separate ways.
(02:56):
Thorn and I went to lunch, Emily went to the
pools guy who the fuck knows, and then we were
all going to reconvene and have dinner together. Well we did,
and Emily looked very sad and.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Like you like Honestly, as soon as I came off
the elevator and met you guys in the lobby, I
looked at Emily and I'm like, oh shit, something happened, Like.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm wrong here, Yeah, like I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But some bad. So she looks upset, and of course
we all asked, what's what's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
And that is when she informed us that the hotel
Wi fi, when you you know, log into whatever, that
it has a porn blocker. And we went, what what
do you mean? And you informed us that you went
to go diddle.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
And yeah, I went to my go tos and it
was went to my go tos which is porn hub
or red Tube. So I first initially go to Pornhub
and I'm typing it in obviously under the incognito mode.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
And for what who are you hiding it from?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Just so it's never in my like Google history and
the general thing. I don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's gonna be on your laptop.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Nobody, but just in case anytime like.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Coppas maybe so, But I'm okay, I'm going to type
in porn dot com go to it, and that's.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
When and are you ready to go? Yeah? I got you.
You went to the pool first? Or was this before
the first lathered up?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Got all lathered up and.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I was looking good at the pool. Huh? Think we
throwing after lunch? We went up and just said what's up?
And old Emma was a bikini launting it for everybody
was throwing it out there.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I don't think I was throwing anything else.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Does she want to hook up with you guys? Was
she trying?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
But anybody else that wanted it?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I was kick up with anybody else that wanted it.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I didn't see it. Listen, congratulations.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
There was a there was another convention going on at
the hotel for gay, lesbian trans police officers, and I
saw Emily like.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Looking at the lesbian chicks, like, hey, whoa Emily?
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Whoa Robert? In case you ever hear, this is not happening.
I wasn't putting it out there, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Don't use a dildo on me.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
No, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's too invasive.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, it wasn't bring it.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, okay, it's the verra.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
So I get back from the pool and I'm in
the room and I showered and I was just showered
and ready to go.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Got the vibrator next to me.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So you're gonna masturbate after the shower, Yeah, because I
happened to.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
And it's quick, right, it's very c see I I
jerk it.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Before because you got to rinse off your shade.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
It's a mess you.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh yeah, it's a mess.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
You know.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
I enjoy giant load everywhere. Well, coconut oil things.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Oh mind does not God, none of that's going on
when I do it.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Spit on that time.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You're good, and so I'm ready to go typing Poru
dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
All of a sudden, up pop something that doesn't normally come.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Up, as it wasn't a giant cock.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It wasn't a giant cock normally.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
It does ask you if you're eighteen, and you say agree, obviously, yes,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I don't I don't peruse these Okay.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Really, yeah, I would never have known this.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
This is crazy.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
And that's when a thing pops up that wasn't the
normal thing, and it says there's this long thing, which
clearly I'm not reading the entire thing, but it's something
along the lines of in the state of Texas, they
take being age appropriate for this stuff very seriously. And
then at the bottom, I guess you have to like
submit something and sign a document takes you to hold.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Our things uncomfortable.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Yes, same with me, I agree, but I think that's
awesome though, like kids for kids. I agree with you
because like I started watching porn because of the Internet
at like fifteen, because there was no really internet porn
yet by the time I was when I was thirteen.
But now kids are watching it like twelve. Oh yeah,
it's just such a terrible way to learn about sex.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I think the whole country should be doing that.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
That's thought.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
It was awesome. It sucks, but it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I totally disagree.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
For everyone.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Porn for everyone, as I had to fucking grow up
with the Scramble channel, thinking I see a nipple maybe
for kids. Anything that porn I was, I wouldn't fucking died. Probably.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Wow. Sorry, So this comes up and I'm going, what
the fuck? Yeah, I never seen this before, don't know
what's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Does your freedom feel violated?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
I was on the hotel WiFi when I did this,
So then immediately switch it out of the Wi Fi
and go under like just my five G whatever still
does it. So it's not a Wi Fi, think it
still does it. The state either way knows where you are, right,
and so then I go, okay, fu, I go, well,
let's try Red Tube. I didn't know that the two
companies were to get like work related. It's a state,
(07:53):
all those companies, So okay, So anyway, that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
But I'm going, I don't know this that the on
your right state of mind?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
No, I don't know it.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
By the way, how amazing is it that Emily is
all about this way before Thor and I got the
guys who you know could be in the same boat,
but you know, Emily is the one. I wasn't even
it wasn't even on my rail, wasn't on my raid.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
You know what I did when you were doing that?
I went to the gym.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I did. I did? You know what we are? You
know what I did? Its volunteer work, the Salvation. Basically,
I'm not this disgusting human who hates Sally.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I was at the gym basically porn for you.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I'm not a person.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
So then when I see that red tube doesn't work,
I'm like, this sucks.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Can you not do it without the I did?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I had to just close my eyes and like, what
were you thinking about?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
I'm not going to tell you that because that makes
me a little comfortable, but you know what, I like,
I'm actually thinking about it, like.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Dude, like that's like a hot dude but not but
not No, I.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Was thinking about not just a dude hot but no assertion.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
No, no, don't be stupid, not just the dude hot
dude that's saying any thought of putting on the Hunting Wives,
Because for me, I have just watched dude that gets
fucking graphy, It gets graphic, Like I I sound like
I was watching and she's in an emergence. I know,
(09:28):
but she's in an emergente the trick.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Probably I probably would like, but I was I didn't
feel like opening Netflix and going into too much much okay.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
A difference.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I just what's the different opening.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I'll just closed. So I got it done. I didn't
think I need to. And then that's what.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
I go downstairs and I see you guys, and I'm
in a I'm in a tissy, I'm in a panic.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I'm so excited to tell you guys.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
This, like to disappoint us, yeah, or like to defensive
guys out.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, she comes down and she tells us this, and
she goes, I got bad news for you, news that
you guys, I won't be able to jerk it this
trip because there's the porn's blocked. What really, And then
she proceeds to tell us about the you know, porn
Hub and red Porn or whatever the hell you doing.
I don't know. I don't know about this, And I said, oh, well,
(10:23):
that's they're the same company. They they they're both owned
by the same thing. Because when you allegedly what I
heard is if you go on porn Hub, there's links
to a few different sites as well, and I think
they're all kind of interchangeable from what friends of mine
told me. And I said, oh, well, maybe it's just
(10:44):
that site that is blocked. I go, did you try
any of the other sites? And she said, well, I
did try red Tube or whatever. And I said, well, no,
that's the same thing. I said, did you try anyone
that's not like affiliated with porn Hub? And she was like,
I don't know what sites those would be. Yeah, And
so I said, huh, in my travels, I think I've
(11:05):
heard of a couple other sites out there. I think
I heard my friend Thor talking about a couple of
sites before or somebody, and so I may or may
not have told Emily about a couple other sites. Yes, well,
maybe try those and maybe those will work. And she said, okay,
at some point I'll do that.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
And I picked my phone up and made a note
to myself and texted my put it.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
In your note.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
You couldn't remember that.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
There were so many letters that he was telling me.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
About it, pretty famous one. But anyway, so Emily says, okay,
thank you for letting me know. Well, this problem for
my friend Emily really consumed me, and I was really
worried about her.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Well, we just heard you're a helper.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
You were volunteering earlier in the day, so this is
what you do?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
How do you do it?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
At one point we did have some sort of break
in our convention that next day, and I said, you
what what this really? I'm like worried about Emily being
able to, you know, have some wonderful time to herself.
I should look into this for em to make sure that,
you know, she's taken care of and has a wonderful trip.
(12:20):
And so I decided to go check out this one
site and low and behold.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
What So I worked really.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Had no issues whatsoever.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
What's up Texas?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I don't know. Maybe it's not a full you know thing.
Maybe it's very specific about the site of.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
The bigger company.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I guess, I guess is it like some.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Offshoot, weird creepy place where I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Mean, you could really say that any So it wasn't
really dark one stuff. And so once I saw that
it worked, I immediately clicked that thing off because I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Like, yeah, you can clicked this isn't my wife.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
That's all I need. If I am, I'm going to
do some self pleasuring. There's only one lady. I'm thinking
about screen picture. I don't even that's all right here, Scott,
don't even need a picture.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
So I think your wedding day beauty, our first date.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm turning up thinking about it.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Well, but for Emily found.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
This sick pig. So I was excited to run and
tell her sight works. Yes, sight works, You're fine. Did
you end up taking care of business?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yes? I did your site work.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, don't call your side. It was a site that
I had heard about from friends and and things like that. Again,
I clicked right off off that side. I don't want to.
I don't want to touch that thing. So you were good.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You were in a better.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Move, worked out a couple of different times.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Many times. Did you do it when we were there?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Like?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Probably three? Holy maybe four?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
That's impressive.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I mean it takes two seconds.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Well no, but I just mean like I can have
an orgasm like once a month and be fine.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So cal yeah, but no no answers. No, ye
Well, we were talking a lot this morning about our
trip to Austin and the ridiculousness that goes down when
we travel together, like Sky's shirt for example. Internet. So yes,
there was a lot of stuff that went down, but
there was one major issue that Emily informed us that
(00:20):
could have been a disaster until it wasn't. We ain't
done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
For the podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unacting
filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Now, Well, if you have traveled with my friend Emily,
you should know that she does travel with a companion
almost every single time, and there's something that she looks
forward to every time she has a hotel room by herself,
and that is some special time with her dildo. It's
(01:02):
a vibrator. You're right, get something?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Thank you for nothing's inserted anywhere?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
WHOA do you do you judge?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Do you judge the dildo? Because I.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Your defensive, like the vibrator is not as like bad
as a dildo.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Maybe I am.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
And also maybe it's a little more invasive putting something
up there than just doing.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It, Like, what what does the matter? You're in a
hotel room like yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
I just think it's invasive, more invasive to like fuck
yourself with a with a rubber dick than.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
The top.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You know, you get very bleeding.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Seems a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
More because in depth, because this mistake has happened before,
and she gets like defensive.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
She wants to clarify it's a vibrant.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
But you realize that nobody cares like, well, I don't
know they were thinking in that realm.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Yeah, you don't think it's like like more graphic a
girl sitting there like fucking yourself with the dildo than
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Can you please please calm down, Please calm down.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Going inside and just like rubbing the top.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
To me, it's just you're masturbating. I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
There's nothing wrong with either one.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It seems like you hate dilto.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
They're just different. They're just different things. So I was
clearing it up.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
W NBA game, we should start throwing vibrators on the floor,
less invasive.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
The players kind of agree.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Wow, I didn't realize you had such strong feelings.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
About companion, which is correct, but my companion.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Is not until doing Okay, I'm very sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So this this vibrator chick over here. Every time she travels,
she brings her vibrator with her, and she looked forward
to pleasuring herself in the hotel room while watching a
little bit of pornography. Is that accurate facts? Okay, it's right.
So when we met up with Emily later, we arrived
and then you know, kind of all went our separate ways.
(02:56):
Thorn and I went to lunch, Emily went to the
pools guy who the fuck knows, and then we were
all going to reconvene and have dinner together. Well we did,
and Emily looked very sad and.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Like you like Honestly, as soon as I came off
the elevator and met you guys in the lobby, I
looked at Emily and I'm like, oh shit, something happened, Like.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm wrong here, Yeah, like I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
But some bad. So she looks upset, and of course
we all asked, what's what's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
And that is when she informed us that the hotel
Wi fi, when you you know, log into whatever, that
it has a porn blocker. And we went, what what
do you mean? And you informed us that you went
to go diddle.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
And yeah, I went to my go tos and it
was went to my go tos which is porn hub
or red Tube. So I first initially go to Pornhub
and I'm typing it in obviously under the incognito mode.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
And for what who are you hiding it from?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Just so it's never in my like Google history and
the general thing. I don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's gonna be on your laptop.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Nobody, but just in case anytime like.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Coppas maybe so, But I'm okay, I'm going to type
in porn dot com go to it, and that's.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
When and are you ready to go? Yeah? I got you.
You went to the pool first? Or was this before
the first lathered up?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Got all lathered up and.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I was looking good at the pool. Huh? Think we
throwing after lunch? We went up and just said what's up?
And old Emma was a bikini launting it for everybody
was throwing it out there.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I don't think I was throwing anything else.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Does she want to hook up with you guys? Was
she trying?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
But anybody else that wanted it?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I was kick up with anybody else that wanted it.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I didn't see it. Listen, congratulations.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
There was a there was another convention going on at
the hotel for gay, lesbian trans police officers, and I
saw Emily like.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Looking at the lesbian chicks, like, hey, whoa Emily?
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Whoa Robert? In case you ever hear, this is not happening.
I wasn't putting it out there, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Don't use a dildo on me.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
No, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's too invasive.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, it wasn't bring it.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, okay, it's the verra.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
So I get back from the pool and I'm in
the room and I showered and I was just showered
and ready to go.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Got the vibrator next to me.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
So you're gonna masturbate after the shower, Yeah, because I
happened to.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
And it's quick, right, it's very c see I I
jerk it.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Before because you got to rinse off your shade.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
It's a mess you.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh yeah, it's a mess.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
You know.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
I enjoy giant load everywhere. Well, coconut oil things.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Oh mind does not God, none of that's going on
when I do it.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Spit on that time.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You're good, and so I'm ready to go typing Poru
dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
All of a sudden, up pop something that doesn't normally come.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Up, as it wasn't a giant cock.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It wasn't a giant cock normally.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
It does ask you if you're eighteen, and you say agree, obviously, yes,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I don't I don't peruse these Okay.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Really, yeah, I would never have known this.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
This is crazy.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
And that's when a thing pops up that wasn't the
normal thing, and it says there's this long thing, which
clearly I'm not reading the entire thing, but it's something
along the lines of in the state of Texas, they
take being age appropriate for this stuff very seriously. And
then at the bottom, I guess you have to like
submit something and sign a document takes you to hold.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Our things uncomfortable.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Yes, same with me, I agree, but I think that's
awesome though, like kids for kids. I agree with you
because like I started watching porn because of the Internet
at like fifteen, because there was no really internet porn
yet by the time I was when I was thirteen.
But now kids are watching it like twelve. Oh yeah,
it's just such a terrible way to learn about sex.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I think the whole country should be doing that.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
That's thought.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
It was awesome. It sucks, but it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I totally disagree.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
For everyone.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Porn for everyone, as I had to fucking grow up
with the Scramble channel, thinking I see a nipple maybe
for kids. Anything that porn I was, I wouldn't fucking died. Probably.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Wow. Sorry, So this comes up and I'm going, what
the fuck? Yeah, I never seen this before, don't know
what's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Does your freedom feel violated?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
I was on the hotel WiFi when I did this,
So then immediately switch it out of the Wi Fi
and go under like just my five G whatever still
does it. So it's not a Wi Fi, think it
still does it. The state either way knows where you are, right,
and so then I go, okay, fu, I go, well,
let's try Red Tube. I didn't know that the two
companies were to get like work related. It's a state,
(07:53):
all those companies, So okay, So anyway, that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
But I'm going, I don't know this that the on
your right state of mind?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
No, I don't know it.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
By the way, how amazing is it that Emily is
all about this way before Thor and I got the
guys who you know could be in the same boat,
but you know, Emily is the one. I wasn't even
it wasn't even on my rail, wasn't on my raid.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
You know what I did when you were doing that?
I went to the gym.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I did. I did? You know what we are? You
know what I did? Its volunteer work, the Salvation. Basically,
I'm not this disgusting human who hates Sally.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I was at the gym basically porn for you.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I'm not a person.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
So then when I see that red tube doesn't work,
I'm like, this sucks.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Can you not do it without the I did?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I had to just close my eyes and like, what
were you thinking about?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
I'm not going to tell you that because that makes
me a little comfortable, but you know what, I like,
I'm actually thinking about it, like.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Dude, like that's like a hot dude but not but
not No, I.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Was thinking about not just a dude hot but no assertion.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
No, no, don't be stupid, not just the dude hot
dude that's saying any thought of putting on the Hunting Wives,
Because for me, I have just watched dude that gets
fucking graphy, It gets graphic, Like I I sound like
I was watching and she's in an emergence. I know,
(09:28):
but she's in an emergente the trick.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Probably I probably would like, but I was I didn't
feel like opening Netflix and going into too much much okay.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
A difference.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I just what's the different opening.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I'll just closed. So I got it done. I didn't
think I need to. And then that's what.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
I go downstairs and I see you guys, and I'm
in a I'm in a tissy, I'm in a panic.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I'm so excited to tell you guys.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
This, like to disappoint us, yeah, or like to defensive
guys out.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, she comes down and she tells us this, and
she goes, I got bad news for you, news that
you guys, I won't be able to jerk it this
trip because there's the porn's blocked. What really, And then
she proceeds to tell us about the you know, porn
Hub and red Porn or whatever the hell you doing.
I don't know. I don't know about this, And I said, oh, well,
(10:23):
that's they're the same company. They they they're both owned
by the same thing. Because when you allegedly what I
heard is if you go on porn Hub, there's links
to a few different sites as well, and I think
they're all kind of interchangeable from what friends of mine
told me. And I said, oh, well, maybe it's just
(10:44):
that site that is blocked. I go, did you try
any of the other sites? And she said, well, I
did try red Tube or whatever. And I said, well, no,
that's the same thing. I said, did you try anyone
that's not like affiliated with porn Hub? And she was like,
I don't know what sites those would be. Yeah, And
so I said, huh, in my travels, I think I've
(11:05):
heard of a couple other sites out there. I think
I heard my friend Thor talking about a couple of
sites before or somebody, and so I may or may
not have told Emily about a couple other sites. Yes, well,
maybe try those and maybe those will work. And she said, okay,
at some point I'll do that.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
And I picked my phone up and made a note
to myself and texted my put it.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
In your note.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
You couldn't remember that.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
There were so many letters that he was telling me.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
About it, pretty famous one. But anyway, so Emily says, okay,
thank you for letting me know. Well, this problem for
my friend Emily really consumed me, and I was really
worried about her.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Well, we just heard you're a helper.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
You were volunteering earlier in the day, so this is
what you do?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
How do you do it?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
At one point we did have some sort of break
in our convention that next day, and I said, you
what what this really? I'm like worried about Emily being
able to, you know, have some wonderful time to herself.
I should look into this for em to make sure that,
you know, she's taken care of and has a wonderful trip.
(12:20):
And so I decided to go check out this one
site and low and behold.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
What So I worked really.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Had no issues whatsoever.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
What's up Texas?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I don't know. Maybe it's not a full you know thing.
Maybe it's very specific about the site of.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
The bigger company.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I guess, I guess is it like some.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Offshoot, weird creepy place where I don't know, I.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Mean, you could really say that any So it wasn't
really dark one stuff. And so once I saw that
it worked, I immediately clicked that thing off because I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Like, yeah, you can clicked this isn't my wife.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
That's all I need. If I am, I'm going to
do some self pleasuring. There's only one lady. I'm thinking
about screen picture. I don't even that's all right here, Scott,
don't even need a picture.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
So I think your wedding day beauty, our first date.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'm turning up thinking about it.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Well, but for Emily found.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
This sick pig. So I was excited to run and
tell her sight works. Yes, sight works, You're fine. Did
you end up taking care of business?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yes? I did your site work.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, don't call your side. It was a site that
I had heard about from friends and and things like that. Again,
I clicked right off off that side. I don't want to.
I don't want to touch that thing. So you were good.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You were in a better.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Move, worked out a couple of different times.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Many times. Did you do it when we were there?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Like?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Probably three? Holy maybe four?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
That's impressive.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I mean it takes two seconds.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Well no, but I just mean like I can have
an orgasm like once a month and be fine.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So cal yeah, but no no answers. No, ye
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