September 11, 2023 • 16 mins
Little League baseball is back in session and Emily's son, Reed, has picked up some new idiosyncrasies that and causing her to come out of her skin. We hear all about it on today's P1 Podcast.
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(00:00):
I can't believe it's begun already.Baseball is back. Wow, I feel
like this season just ended. Yes, it's unbelievable, but fallball has begun
and we ain't done yet. It'stime for the completely uncensored and unapting filtered
(00:24):
except for that part part the show'safter show starts now came out of nowhere,
just like the open coming out ofnowhere, coming unbelievable. Wow.
Yes, fallball began yesterday over theweekend, and we're in a back end
(00:48):
and again playing baseball, back tomanaging again, and so it's fun.
Listen. I love it, Ireally do. I love coaching. It's
one of my favorite things to doon the planet, and so I love
working with the kids all that stuff. It is very weird because fallball games
are on Sunday. Are still neverforgives me for doing fallball because of years
years of football, many seasons,oh so many years that I can coach
(01:14):
my kids. You don't need torule your you don't need to roll your
guys. Give me a break.I mean, him coaching his kid can
go We'll go away, but notfootball. Yeah, okay, So what's
your Sunday plan on? Like ifif your game is on, are we
dvring it? Like? I neverdo that? Okay, okay, so
we'll just come home and catch up. I really luked out yesterday because my
(01:38):
team, the forty nine ers,played in the early game. My game
wasn't until two thirty, so Igotta watch the whole thing. So I
really worked out. Now next weekI don't. It's not gonna work out
at all. I have a gameright in the middle of the day,
twelve o'clock, and so I'm screwed. I'm gonna miss most of the early
games and most of the afternoons.Couldn't be a worse time my nightmare.
I know it's not ideal, butit is what it is. Is.
(02:00):
Yeah, So yesterday was the bigfall ball season begin. We won,
by the way, thanks for us, congratulations real quick. I know this
has been mentioned and you're probably canget mad. I don't remember. One
season is like serious and one seasonspiring is serious. That's when you know
you're playing for championships and things likethat. Fall ball is more of a
(02:20):
learning experience and to get the kidsskill level up so they can play spree.
Oh okay, so it's good forthe kids who are like coming up
and things like that, and youknow you try to advance or skill level
things like that, and and andreally you don't. It's off putting to
keep score almost even Oh yeah,having that much fun. I wouldn't say
(02:40):
it's fun, but I mean itis definitely. You know, they don't
care about wins and losses. Younow, uh me, Do I still
on the side keep scoring? DoI know that I want? But it's
in the back of my head.You know, you're competitive, guys,
So it is, I do.I do. Reel it way back during
(03:01):
fall compared to spring. But stillin the end, you played to win
the game. Yeah, you playedto win the game. Yeah, come
on, huh Now, anyone thatever says you just played to have fun,
go watch my team last night.There was nothing fun about losing forty
to nothing. Hug, you knowwhat I'm saying that, Like, that's
a perfect example have fun. Ididn't. Oh I didn't. Do you
(03:23):
think the Giants players that, Idon't think so they looked they looked pretty
miserable. Oh no, oh no, So food ball also kicked off for
Emily her Son read oh you guysare playing this year? Yep, we're
playing in it. Yeah, yesterdaywas our first game. Yes. Uh
so your first game was yesterday too? Yep, yep. And did I
(03:46):
actually run into Read on Saturday?Yes? I did. Did I give
him a little pep talk? Yes? I did read pep talk while we
were doing like a clean up dayat our field. Randomly he just showed
up. He's not in our league, by the way, was Robert or
No? He was by himself.Yeah, I don't know where he came
(04:08):
from. I didn't know what thehell was going on. All of a
sudden Reads there and I'm like whatthe fuck. And so I'm like Read
and he's like, hey, what'sup, Eddie? And I'm like nothing,
what are you doing here? Bud? And he had his bike helmet
on. He goes, oh,I'm just riding around around. I go,
dude, you're really far from yourhouse. He goes, no,
(04:28):
we're down the street. They're havingbreakfast. Why aren't you there? Too
many weird questions, and then soI asked him. I go houts fall
ball going. He goes, oh, we got our first game tomorrow.
Then I got in there and talkingto him about some things. He responsive
to it. Oh, yeah,oh good, very coachable young man.
Oh look at that very coachable youngman. I'm dying to know what was
said. They're arguing again. Ican't say anymore. I wish I lived
(04:53):
at your house. Yeah, I'mtired of she gets she yells at the
waiter. Was I was just remindinghim of things that we were learning during
the off season, and you know, things to look out for, okay
for fallball. And he's like,oh yeah, okay, okay, so
(05:15):
it's fine. Well that's cool,thank you for doing that. Yeah,
Robert never had breakfast, and Ididn't even know Reid was there. I
just getting text for Eddie going readjust stopped buy him, like really cool.
I didn't know where your son was. I mean, he was just
cruising around, cruising around buying apack of Marbor red. Okay, okay,
really we're not doing that. Gobuy me a pack. I don't
(05:39):
my son get some red? Ohred, she's a red sch I don't
suck. Yeah, well, Eddiegame, I didn't know about the pep
talk that you gave him. Andand and honestly, now it kind of
makes sense because he did pretty goodyesterday. Any good yesterday? Master Motivators.
(06:01):
Honestly, Honestly, he must havebeen like standing out there going Eddie,
I remember what Eddie, Remember whatEddie told me? Remember what Eddie
told me? Thank you? Butyeah, so like in the off season,
he didn't. He was not showingtoo much initiative to like practice a
lot during the summers. He's focusedon chicks, slaves, slaves. He's
(06:25):
the Rizard, the Rizard, He'sthe Wizard. But so baseball wasn't like
yeah, and he gave that nameto himself. Yeah, I don't know
if you could be the Rizard.With that bike helmet he was rocking.
Yeah, that's really good. He'sa yeah, he has two of them,
though, he has one that's kindof the cooler looking one. But
the one he has is that onewith the point point in front, like
(06:46):
like he's a fucking racer, likea BMX guy. Nobody has. That's
cool. That's cool. No,you know how they have like the racers
like the biker like, oh,like a cyclist. Stop black on yesterday?
No, he was rocking shades,well, ye had he had I
black on first game yesterday but notfor Saturday. So with the bike helmet
(07:10):
and shades necklace, Now are weover that? No, he's still wearing
it. He must have just takenit off robe. He doesn't bike in
the rope back in the minute wewalk at the door from the breakfast though,
robo. Yeah, yeah, talkingto the bitches. It's brings some
(07:31):
chicks in there, yeah, girls. Yeah. And so anyway, so
I worked good. Yeah, Iwas well. I was just not sure
how yesterday was gonna go because Ihaven't seen him really play. And so
all of a sudden, he's athis first step bat and guess what,
he fucking hits. It goes overthe picture's head, shoots a line drive
(07:54):
like over the picture's head, bringsin a runner gets on first, and
I don't even like, I thinkhe got like one or two hits like
last year, the whole season.So like I was thrilled. Yeah,
starting off Gray, like, herewe go, it's awesome. Now is
Robert coaching again? Where is heout there? Yes? Nice Robert,
(08:16):
A good job, Barnes. Whatdo you think? Cheerleader? He cheers
on every player. Incre so itdoesn't matter who the player is. What
is he every player? Every player? He's could job Oliver. He's come
to my game, and I'll hearhim he's the only guy here cheering on
my team. It's crazy, ischeer one but coach Eddie? Yes,
actually yeah, I actually think hedid. That's awesome. I think he
(08:41):
did. Cheer Eddie's crazy the game. It's crazy, guys, great,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, so he is. The minute Read
gets up to bat, let's go, ready, let's go and Barnes man
Barnes, Barnes or Barnes. Oh, it's some form of the last name
thing. Bingo's the one that he'sready to reill. Give me a six
(09:05):
pack. I don't know that,kid, get me cigarettes and six packs.
Okay, Bike doesn't do that.Yes, probably Georgian leaves. Okay,
get it, str bro. What'dyou call George and sal Yeah no,
no, no, so yeah.So so Read gets on first base
and Rob gives him, oh,gives them the biggest pat on the back,
(09:26):
like the biggest good job. Nice. You know, I don't do
that. It's pump. Oh,we don't do that. Now. Well,
if there's play still going on,what's going you know? You gotta
look alive here. Okay, everyone'swhile. You get a fist bump,
but mostly it's verbal. I don'teven touch him. No, but all
right, okay, well he wasjust the ones. So Read's on first,
right, and here we go.Yeah, now, and Read's league,
(09:50):
they are allowed leadoffs. So it'sreal baseball. It's real baseballing off,
and so that's what Read does,reads leading off, and so reads
leading off, leading off, andhe's kind of wiggling, lunched over,
lunched over, going back and forth. That's very stupid. Well wait,
because what if he gets picked offand he's leading in the wrong direction back?
(10:11):
I know, what if you're leaningin the wrong direction, why is
he doing that? Is he likeall the kids on my team and have
the sliding mit? No, okay, good, let me tell you how
fucking stupid. Say, for mylittle league, you're not even allowed to
dive head first. Why do youhave a sliding Shut the fuck up?
Why do you have a You guysare allowed to do that. It fucking
makes me sweet. They did theysomebody bring him out from the dugout and
(10:35):
give it to them. Yeah,oh my god, they all have armor
now and they take off all theirarmor and the poor first based coach has
got a fucking handful. You can'tget a sliding min it's as a coach,
Can you say we're not doing thaton my team? Not really,
because then the parents will probably flipout the protection. But the sliding min
(10:56):
I feel like you can argue becauseit's not even a law. Dumb.
Yeah, it's so dumb that Ididn't know you guys, because we're allowed
to slide head first. The thegoing back and forth is a terrible idea.
When you're leading off first base,you want to be watching the picture's
feet so to know if you're gonnaget picked off or not. When you're
(11:16):
moving back and forth. If youlean in the wrong direction, you're gonna
get picked off. That's toy larusIs spoken well that for that kind of
I don't have a problem with theleaning because the wrong direction. I have
a problem with the leaning that Reiddoes because it goes along with something else
(11:37):
he does when he's standing there andhe's kind of cockily like going back and
forth. He's doing it trying todistract the picture. That I'm okay with
that distracting of the picture. Andhe does that right away, and all
of a sudden, my fucking skinstarts crawling. I go, holy fucking
(12:00):
shit, what is he doing?Yeah, like, what is he doing
No other kids I've seen do thatyet really like he's it's so embarrassing.
And it's like, since it's fallball, no parents really know like the names
of the players yet, like andI don't even think our teams have names
yet. It's just early in theseason. And so like, nobody's cheering.
It's not very loud like at all. It's actually kind of quiet.
(12:20):
And so this is all you hear, is though, and it's read,
and it's it's read on first base? Is he acting like he's he's on
base all the time? And sothis is just what I do to distract
the picture? Is that the attitude? Yes, okay, and that's what's
bothering you because he normally isn't onbase exactly. Okay, tone it down
(12:43):
a notch, bro, Bro Emilyis all about optics. Yeah, she
doesn't care about him at all asoptics, though you do care how he
loves. But it's more about howit reflects her. She's more she's more
concerned with the other parents are gonnathink he's embarrassing, and then they're gonna
think how embarrassing it is. Thereis a tad bit of truth to that,
(13:07):
but it's actually also I don't wantall these other boys there's like he
plays, there's fifteen year olds heplays with like that have been playing forever.
Like I don't want him to looklike an idiot in front of all
those kids too, Like take itdown a notch. Let's see how you
do the rest of the season.And so whatever. He the player behind
him ended up getting out, sohe got off base, like you know,
(13:28):
he got a base, so Ididn't have to deal with it again.
No he didn't. Okay. Mostof those kids though, that are
in the dug aren't paying attention.I can tell you right now now,
all of this being said, Ihave seen that, yeah before, Like
if I'll go watch the travel ballgame with you know, kids that I
know or whatever, and they're allowedto lead off in travelball, and I
see that all the time and liketrying to you know, distract the picture
(13:52):
and all that stuff. So it'sa thing. It's not like he's making
this up, you know, oranything. And the dugout, I'd be
clapping and screaming too. But isn'tthere something to the effect of like you're
talking travel ball, like this isa travel ball. It's my understanding that's
their life, Like you're very competitive. This is fall ball. This is
reads like only third time being onfirst base, and he's acting like he's
(14:16):
Willie Mays Hays out there, youknow what I mean. That's the way
I'm feeling. I feel like he'sacting like William May says out there right,
like I get that I'd be embarrassed. I kind of. I feel
like it reads more of a Rogerdorn At. He's totally do this doesn't
bother me. It doesn't. Itdoesn't really bother me that much. I
(14:37):
don't think it's that big of adeal. Well I did something. Did
you run out on the field first? She wiped a little crust off I
didn't go on the field, Yeah, and wipe crust off his mouth.
I went behind the dug out likeit's like, bring the game. No,
(14:58):
I like, not in the dugout. I just walked over to
a game in progress. Yeah.Well Robert was standing over to the side
alone, just like there it wasin between endings, okay, and I
said, I walked over. Igo, can you like, did you
obviously you saw him doing the clappinglike you saw him doing the clapping.
I go that's fucking embarrassing. Noother kids are doing. Go, can
(15:22):
you please tell him to stop?Like not doing that's so wild? And
I go, didn't you notice thatit goes? Yeah? Whatever? I
was like, Well, don't youthink it's kind of crazy? Don't you
think he's embarrassing me? Right now? Get your ass? I would.
I can't imagine my wife pull duringthe game. Hey, you know,
(15:46):
can you do something what I'm fuckingthe coach? I know what I'm doing.
Get out of here. Yeah,but I'm sitting here being embarrassing.
Okay, well, family, justcracking of the fucking white cloths. No,
I will it's crazy, No,it's not. Oh my god.
I can't believe it's begun already.Baseball is back. Wow, I feel
like this season just ended. Yes, it's unbelievable, but fallball has begun
and we ain't done yet. It'stime for the completely uncensored and unapting filtered
(00:24):
except for that part part the show'safter show starts now came out of nowhere,
just like the open coming out ofnowhere, coming unbelievable. Wow.
Yes, fallball began yesterday over theweekend, and we're in a back end
(00:48):
and again playing baseball, back tomanaging again, and so it's fun.
Listen. I love it, Ireally do. I love coaching. It's
one of my favorite things to doon the planet, and so I love
working with the kids all that stuff. It is very weird because fallball games
are on Sunday. Are still neverforgives me for doing fallball because of years
years of football, many seasons,oh so many years that I can coach
(01:14):
my kids. You don't need torule your you don't need to roll your
guys. Give me a break.I mean, him coaching his kid can
go We'll go away, but notfootball. Yeah, okay, So what's
your Sunday plan on? Like ifif your game is on, are we
dvring it? Like? I neverdo that? Okay, okay, so
we'll just come home and catch up. I really luked out yesterday because my
(01:38):
team, the forty nine ers,played in the early game. My game
wasn't until two thirty, so Igotta watch the whole thing. So I
really worked out. Now next weekI don't. It's not gonna work out
at all. I have a gameright in the middle of the day,
twelve o'clock, and so I'm screwed. I'm gonna miss most of the early
games and most of the afternoons.Couldn't be a worse time my nightmare.
I know it's not ideal, butit is what it is. Is.
(02:00):
Yeah, So yesterday was the bigfall ball season begin. We won,
by the way, thanks for us, congratulations real quick. I know this
has been mentioned and you're probably canget mad. I don't remember. One
season is like serious and one seasonspiring is serious. That's when you know
you're playing for championships and things likethat. Fall ball is more of a
(02:20):
learning experience and to get the kidsskill level up so they can play spree.
Oh okay, so it's good forthe kids who are like coming up
and things like that, and youknow you try to advance or skill level
things like that, and and andreally you don't. It's off putting to
keep score almost even Oh yeah,having that much fun. I wouldn't say
(02:40):
it's fun, but I mean itis definitely. You know, they don't
care about wins and losses. Younow, uh me, Do I still
on the side keep scoring? DoI know that I want? But it's
in the back of my head.You know, you're competitive, guys,
So it is, I do.I do. Reel it way back during
(03:01):
fall compared to spring. But stillin the end, you played to win
the game. Yeah, you playedto win the game. Yeah, come
on, huh Now, anyone thatever says you just played to have fun,
go watch my team last night.There was nothing fun about losing forty
to nothing. Hug, you knowwhat I'm saying that, Like, that's
a perfect example have fun. Ididn't. Oh I didn't. Do you
(03:23):
think the Giants players that, Idon't think so they looked they looked pretty
miserable. Oh no, oh no, So food ball also kicked off for
Emily her Son read oh you guysare playing this year? Yep, we're
playing in it. Yeah, yesterdaywas our first game. Yes. Uh
so your first game was yesterday too? Yep, yep. And did I
(03:46):
actually run into Read on Saturday?Yes? I did. Did I give
him a little pep talk? Yes? I did read pep talk while we
were doing like a clean up dayat our field. Randomly he just showed
up. He's not in our league, by the way, was Robert or
No? He was by himself.Yeah, I don't know where he came
(04:08):
from. I didn't know what thehell was going on. All of a
sudden Reads there and I'm like whatthe fuck. And so I'm like Read
and he's like, hey, what'sup, Eddie? And I'm like nothing,
what are you doing here? Bud? And he had his bike helmet
on. He goes, oh,I'm just riding around around. I go,
dude, you're really far from yourhouse. He goes, no,
(04:28):
we're down the street. They're havingbreakfast. Why aren't you there? Too
many weird questions, and then soI asked him. I go houts fall
ball going. He goes, oh, we got our first game tomorrow.
Then I got in there and talkingto him about some things. He responsive
to it. Oh, yeah,oh good, very coachable young man.
Oh look at that very coachable youngman. I'm dying to know what was
said. They're arguing again. Ican't say anymore. I wish I lived
(04:53):
at your house. Yeah, I'mtired of she gets she yells at the
waiter. Was I was just remindinghim of things that we were learning during
the off season, and you know, things to look out for, okay
for fallball. And he's like,oh yeah, okay, okay, so
(05:15):
it's fine. Well that's cool,thank you for doing that. Yeah,
Robert never had breakfast, and Ididn't even know Reid was there. I
just getting text for Eddie going readjust stopped buy him, like really cool.
I didn't know where your son was. I mean, he was just
cruising around, cruising around buying apack of Marbor red. Okay, okay,
really we're not doing that. Gobuy me a pack. I don't
(05:39):
my son get some red? Ohred, she's a red sch I don't
suck. Yeah, well, Eddiegame, I didn't know about the pep
talk that you gave him. Andand and honestly, now it kind of
makes sense because he did pretty goodyesterday. Any good yesterday? Master Motivators.
(06:01):
Honestly, Honestly, he must havebeen like standing out there going Eddie,
I remember what Eddie, Remember whatEddie told me? Remember what Eddie
told me? Thank you? Butyeah, so like in the off season,
he didn't. He was not showingtoo much initiative to like practice a
lot during the summers. He's focusedon chicks, slaves, slaves. He's
(06:25):
the Rizard, the Rizard, He'sthe Wizard. But so baseball wasn't like
yeah, and he gave that nameto himself. Yeah, I don't know
if you could be the Rizard.With that bike helmet he was rocking.
Yeah, that's really good. He'sa yeah, he has two of them,
though, he has one that's kindof the cooler looking one. But
the one he has is that onewith the point point in front, like
(06:46):
like he's a fucking racer, likea BMX guy. Nobody has. That's
cool. That's cool. No,you know how they have like the racers
like the biker like, oh,like a cyclist. Stop black on yesterday?
No, he was rocking shades,well, ye had he had I
black on first game yesterday but notfor Saturday. So with the bike helmet
(07:10):
and shades necklace, Now are weover that? No, he's still wearing
it. He must have just takenit off robe. He doesn't bike in
the rope back in the minute wewalk at the door from the breakfast though,
robo. Yeah, yeah, talkingto the bitches. It's brings some
(07:31):
chicks in there, yeah, girls. Yeah. And so anyway, so
I worked good. Yeah, Iwas well. I was just not sure
how yesterday was gonna go because Ihaven't seen him really play. And so
all of a sudden, he's athis first step bat and guess what,
he fucking hits. It goes overthe picture's head, shoots a line drive
(07:54):
like over the picture's head, bringsin a runner gets on first, and
I don't even like, I thinkhe got like one or two hits like
last year, the whole season.So like I was thrilled. Yeah,
starting off Gray, like, herewe go, it's awesome. Now is
Robert coaching again? Where is heout there? Yes? Nice Robert,
(08:16):
A good job, Barnes. Whatdo you think? Cheerleader? He cheers
on every player. Incre so itdoesn't matter who the player is. What
is he every player? Every player? He's could job Oliver. He's come
to my game, and I'll hearhim he's the only guy here cheering on
my team. It's crazy, ischeer one but coach Eddie? Yes,
actually yeah, I actually think hedid. That's awesome. I think he
(08:41):
did. Cheer Eddie's crazy the game. It's crazy, guys, great,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, so he is. The minute Read
gets up to bat, let's go, ready, let's go and Barnes man
Barnes, Barnes or Barnes. Oh, it's some form of the last name
thing. Bingo's the one that he'sready to reill. Give me a six
(09:05):
pack. I don't know that,kid, get me cigarettes and six packs.
Okay, Bike doesn't do that.Yes, probably Georgian leaves. Okay,
get it, str bro. What'dyou call George and sal Yeah no,
no, no, so yeah.So so Read gets on first base
and Rob gives him, oh,gives them the biggest pat on the back,
(09:26):
like the biggest good job. Nice. You know, I don't do
that. It's pump. Oh,we don't do that. Now. Well,
if there's play still going on,what's going you know? You gotta
look alive here. Okay, everyone'swhile. You get a fist bump,
but mostly it's verbal. I don'teven touch him. No, but all
right, okay, well he wasjust the ones. So Read's on first,
right, and here we go.Yeah, now, and Read's league,
(09:50):
they are allowed leadoffs. So it'sreal baseball. It's real baseballing off,
and so that's what Read does,reads leading off, and so reads
leading off, leading off, andhe's kind of wiggling, lunched over,
lunched over, going back and forth. That's very stupid. Well wait,
because what if he gets picked offand he's leading in the wrong direction back?
(10:11):
I know, what if you're leaningin the wrong direction, why is
he doing that? Is he likeall the kids on my team and have
the sliding mit? No, okay, good, let me tell you how
fucking stupid. Say, for mylittle league, you're not even allowed to
dive head first. Why do youhave a sliding Shut the fuck up?
Why do you have a You guysare allowed to do that. It fucking
makes me sweet. They did theysomebody bring him out from the dugout and
(10:35):
give it to them. Yeah,oh my god, they all have armor
now and they take off all theirarmor and the poor first based coach has
got a fucking handful. You can'tget a sliding min it's as a coach,
Can you say we're not doing thaton my team? Not really,
because then the parents will probably flipout the protection. But the sliding min
(10:56):
I feel like you can argue becauseit's not even a law. Dumb.
Yeah, it's so dumb that Ididn't know you guys, because we're allowed
to slide head first. The thegoing back and forth is a terrible idea.
When you're leading off first base,you want to be watching the picture's
feet so to know if you're gonnaget picked off or not. When you're
(11:16):
moving back and forth. If youlean in the wrong direction, you're gonna
get picked off. That's toy larusIs spoken well that for that kind of
I don't have a problem with theleaning because the wrong direction. I have
a problem with the leaning that Reiddoes because it goes along with something else
(11:37):
he does when he's standing there andhe's kind of cockily like going back and
forth. He's doing it trying todistract the picture. That I'm okay with
that distracting of the picture. Andhe does that right away, and all
of a sudden, my fucking skinstarts crawling. I go, holy fucking
(12:00):
shit, what is he doing?Yeah, like, what is he doing
No other kids I've seen do thatyet really like he's it's so embarrassing.
And it's like, since it's fallball, no parents really know like the names
of the players yet, like andI don't even think our teams have names
yet. It's just early in theseason. And so like, nobody's cheering.
It's not very loud like at all. It's actually kind of quiet.
(12:20):
And so this is all you hear, is though, and it's read,
and it's it's read on first base? Is he acting like he's he's on
base all the time? And sothis is just what I do to distract
the picture? Is that the attitude? Yes, okay, and that's what's
bothering you because he normally isn't onbase exactly. Okay, tone it down
(12:43):
a notch, bro, Bro Emilyis all about optics. Yeah, she
doesn't care about him at all asoptics, though you do care how he
loves. But it's more about howit reflects her. She's more she's more
concerned with the other parents are gonnathink he's embarrassing, and then they're gonna
think how embarrassing it is. Thereis a tad bit of truth to that,
(13:07):
but it's actually also I don't wantall these other boys there's like he
plays, there's fifteen year olds heplays with like that have been playing forever.
Like I don't want him to looklike an idiot in front of all
those kids too, Like take itdown a notch. Let's see how you
do the rest of the season.And so whatever. He the player behind
him ended up getting out, sohe got off base, like you know,
(13:28):
he got a base, so Ididn't have to deal with it again.
No he didn't. Okay. Mostof those kids though, that are
in the dug aren't paying attention.I can tell you right now now,
all of this being said, Ihave seen that, yeah before, Like
if I'll go watch the travel ballgame with you know, kids that I
know or whatever, and they're allowedto lead off in travelball, and I
see that all the time and liketrying to you know, distract the picture
(13:52):
and all that stuff. So it'sa thing. It's not like he's making
this up, you know, oranything. And the dugout, I'd be
clapping and screaming too. But isn'tthere something to the effect of like you're
talking travel ball, like this isa travel ball. It's my understanding that's
their life, Like you're very competitive. This is fall ball. This is
reads like only third time being onfirst base, and he's acting like he's
(14:16):
Willie Mays Hays out there, youknow what I mean. That's the way
I'm feeling. I feel like he'sacting like William May says out there right,
like I get that I'd be embarrassed. I kind of. I feel
like it reads more of a Rogerdorn At. He's totally do this doesn't
bother me. It doesn't. Itdoesn't really bother me that much. I
(14:37):
don't think it's that big of adeal. Well I did something. Did
you run out on the field first? She wiped a little crust off I
didn't go on the field, Yeah, and wipe crust off his mouth.
I went behind the dug out likeit's like, bring the game. No,
(14:58):
I like, not in the dugout. I just walked over to
a game in progress. Yeah.Well Robert was standing over to the side
alone, just like there it wasin between endings, okay, and I
said, I walked over. Igo, can you like, did you
obviously you saw him doing the clappinglike you saw him doing the clapping.
I go that's fucking embarrassing. Noother kids are doing. Go, can
(15:22):
you please tell him to stop?Like not doing that's so wild? And
I go, didn't you notice thatit goes? Yeah? Whatever? I
was like, Well, don't youthink it's kind of crazy? Don't you
think he's embarrassing me? Right now? Get your ass? I would.
I can't imagine my wife pull duringthe game. Hey, you know,
(15:46):
can you do something what I'm fuckingthe coach? I know what I'm doing.
Get out of here. Yeah,but I'm sitting here being embarrassing.
Okay, well, family, justcracking of the fucking white cloths. No,
I will it's crazy, No,it's not. Oh my god.
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