September 18, 2023 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast Thor goes off about a subpar dining experience her had recently with his wife.
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(00:00):
So we know Thor is the mastercomplainer. Guy can complain about anything.
It's impressive. Has he finally gonetoo far? We ain't done yet,
It's time for the past. Yetcompletely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
(00:22):
part the show's after show starts.Now sounds like the Big Boy was hungry.
Yeah, it was. Something wasgoing on because we had a little
situation with Listen Thore. We've heardit. Thorne does not like to get
take out food. He's not ato go you know, he gets weirded
(00:44):
out when Sky is always going topick up food, paying the feast.
I never do uber eats. Younever have, never have, because I'll
start looking at worse. Yeah,I'll start looking at it and I'll see
like, oh this looks good,this looks good. And then I'll see
like thirty minut it wait, fortyfive minute wait, and I'm like,
I'd rather just go. And thenI start seeing the fees. Yeah the
way time, who cares does fees? Nothing at all. I'm just not
(01:07):
doing it. You're not going toadd an extra eighteen bucks on your more
so crazy, It's a whole anotherentree. It is. It is like,
no, I could get my assin a car and go drive to
the place. Yeah, that's thetough part. Yeah. So Saturday night
you got a little takeout order,Yes, and things got a little crazy.
Yeah, they did. What happened? My wife really wanted a restaurant
(01:29):
buy our house. I've been goingthere for over a decade and I have
we haven't been to watch. Iwould say, either they don't know me
there, Well do they know yourorder? If they saw your face,
they know your order. No,I've been less of a regular lately because
I felt like the quality of thisrestaurant has gone down. Oh yeah,
(01:53):
yeah, so I've been less ofa regular. But I've been going there
for over a decade. Yeah.So but hey, Bay wants it,
so in whatever. Yeah, shewe wanted a little bit of pasta,
and we wanted some meat balls.We wanted some bread. So I was
like all right, and were andI wasn't that hungry. But so we're
(02:15):
splitting everything. So I was likeanother another, another arty and one thing
is spaghetti, meat balls and garlicbread was forty two dollars. That's about
Yeah, it's a nice restaurant.Yeah that sounds actually like a deal compared
to what I picked see, well, I went and got it. I
didn't still it's but it used tobe a few years ago it was cheaper,
(02:38):
so times. That's two bits.If I was eating, If I
was eating, if we weren't splitting, it would have been another thirty dollars
because I would have got the right, which is fucking crazy. But that's
anyway, that's crazy, all right. What do you want to do?
I get a time machine. No, I'd like to have our president do
(03:00):
something. I mean with this withtalking with you know, inflations out of
control because he wasn't sleeping. Youknow why he can't do anything? Why
sleep? I bet hey, whenthat news came down a couple of days
ago, he was definitely a shoter. That is a hot political shot
(03:23):
right there. Anyway, I votedfor him, I don't know, so
anyway, this is turning. Sorry, So anyway, I ordered the food,
okay, and then I'm gonna gopick it up. So everything works
out. They have a little pickuparea which nobody was at, which annoyed
(03:43):
me. So then I was,yeah, like there was no worker at
the pickup order area. So Iwent to the front of the restaurant because
he's on the side and I said, hey, I'm here to order,
and the girl said, oh,there's a there's a pickup order area over
over on that side, and Igo, oh, someone, youally not
over there? Okay, I meanwhy, I'm in a bad mood.
(04:03):
I'm not gonna lie to you.I'm I'm in a bad moody thank you.
So she goes, uh, yeah, I'll get somebody and then go
thanks. And then I walk overthere and I wait and I ordered this
food. They said he'll be readyin ten minutes, and I was like,
okay, great, so and Iwaited like an extra five minutes just
to be safe, and when Iordered it, I paid and she went
(04:27):
back and then came back with nofood and said, oh my god,
they forgot an item. So Iwas a little annoyed, but I'm like,
all right, whatever, you know, I'll sit and wait. So
i'd wait another like five to tenminutes, Not big deal, got the
food, go home. Felt likethe container that the pasta was in was
a little small. I'm used tothe you know that like illuminate that like
tinfoil type with like the they didn'thave this. This was like all hard
(04:53):
board and it was tiny. Ithought that was odd for pasta. It
was like a tiny like the onesyou get when you ask for like a
dog like yes to take your leftovershome. Okay, so not like a
full like if you went to PandaExpress and got a meal, not that
size. Very surprised by that,but whatever, that was an example sky
Pasta. I mean you could havesaid olive Garden or any of it.
(05:14):
Well, everybody knows that box,you know what I mean. Every everybody
knows that. Everybody knows what Emilymeant when she said the tinfoil container.
And I mean, well she saidto go container, and I'm thinking I've
seen you am I'm not I'm notgonna have this argument with you. You
made the wrong analogy. I'm nothaving. Everyone knows what I meant.
(05:36):
Everybody painted a beautiful God. Iactually don't know. I really don't.
Yes, yes, the white style. I don't do the white past a
restaurant. I'm talking so how manyhow many people get to go Panda Express
(05:58):
that I'm saying everybody nobody, nobodyeats that Panda Express on that one.
I just don't go to Panda Express, right, So you don't know the
container that every small slice container.If you go to an Italian restaurant and
you get pasta, yes, italways comes in that circular metal aluminum container
(06:24):
with the plastic thing on the ridges. Yes, pull it back over.
Yes, that's what we're referring to, not Panda Express. Thank you,
but it's not that. No,this is God. Shut the fuck up.
We moved on. Well, I'mjust saying it's not the good pasta
container. No, it's the bagthing that Emily was talking about. That
was a perfect example. Another Iknew exactly what you meant. What are
(06:46):
we doing here? So that's whatI get along with the who get take
out of her? She knows exactlywhat we're talking about. Maybe I'm two
verse because what ever said a littleto example? I thought she was talking
about the one who the toasting.The toasting said a little to go on?
Who gets to go toast this asshole? How do you if you're ordering
(07:11):
breakfast and it comes with all she'sconstantly on the bread diet is okay?
Fine? This is crazy. Sorry, Sorry, I'm a little angry.
Talking about food right now is notdoing me. This guy's fasting like I'm
truly right now, I am not. Oh you're not after you've done.
(07:33):
I've already picked my spot. Whatis it, Jersey Mike's Oh really,
I'm gonna get the biggest I'm gonnaget the biggest veggie sand asshole stupid.
Anyway, I'm driving home. Yeah, got the girl bread, got the
meat balls, got the past threeatoms three ready to go, get there,
(07:57):
Open it up. My wife isnot one to complain like me.
Open it up. And boy,she married the wrong Person's crazy. And
she goes, what the fuck?And I'm like what? And she got
didn't check the hording. You alwaysgot to check the back. No,
everything's in there. And she goes, she goes the pasta. It's not
even half a serving. And Iwhen are you serious? And she says
(08:20):
yeah, and I look at itand she's right. It's like half a
serving a pasta, not like Iswear. I'm Haley Wood a picture of
it. I did, but Ican't find it right now and I'm just
day it just happened. Where wouldit go? Do I have a deleted
folder? Yes, where's my deletedgo to? Like albums scrolled up recently
(08:43):
deleted there by date? So Imean, so this isn't gonna do it
justice, it's not. But that'slike, no, I'm telling you that
container is so tiny and there's likeno pasta is it I'm telling you like
I'm telling it's so tiny. Notto bring up Chinese food again, but
(09:05):
is it is it like the Chinesefood box or is it's more rectanglar?
It's more rectangular? Okay, soI would think they which is a weird
thing to put pasta in, butnot the entirety or did you guys eat
something that's the entirety? Okay,you need to take a breath. Wow.
Sorry, little it's a little it'sa little skimpy. It is a
little skimpy. But I feel likethis is a nicer This isn't like,
(09:28):
uh, you know you're going toa mama a judiculous amount, Yes,
a pasta where you're gonna eat itprobably for three days, yes, okay,
Uh that you're going to a littlebit fancier place. I guess this
is other doings Like it's like whenyou get the plate of this, they
do like the spin move when theyput up put the pasta on the plate.
It's like a tiny little mound ofpasta. You know what I mean?
(09:50):
Do they not do that in thepast. Is that the I I've
been going there a long time,I've never it's not that fancy at least,
it's it's not literally Italy fancy.It's like a step below. But
it's also not the we're gonna giveyou a ship ton of food either,
so it's like between there. Sothis was very disappointing. So then I
go, I always Haley's my soundboardnow, because I want to immediately call
(10:15):
and freak out. But I don't. I go, Haley, Should I
call? And if she says no, don't worry about it. I'll say
are you sure? And she'll sayno, Like okay, she goes,
fuck yeah call who solely prefacis didn'tsay this. The girl at the to
go place me and her had alittle conversation going. I was wearing a
New York Giant shirt. She haskedme, fathers from New York. I
(10:35):
said yeah, She said she wasfrom the East Coast. We started chatting
it up. We had a goodreport. Okay, so I call back
and I don't know who's answering thephone, but just know that I had
a good rapport with East Coast girl. And I answered she answers, and
she goes hello, and I go, Hi, I just ordered food there,
and I'm just I've been a longtime customer, and I'm gonna say
(10:58):
the portion I just got very disappointedin and was pathetic. Oh yeah,
and it's a little aggressive, alittle, a little bit, but I
swear to God, this is exactlyhow I said. And then she says,
not can I you want to talkto the manager or I'm sorry,
well I don't work in the kitchen. That's an Oh okay, okay,
(11:20):
didn't see that. How was yourblood boiling? At that point? She
responded, that was harder than thatpossible. Okay, this is not good,
guys, No, no, no, no, this is very bad.
I'm scared for her. So thenI said, so then I said,
I need to talk to the managerabout how terrible this portion was and
(11:43):
about how terrible your attitude is.Oh Godott, could you imagine saying that
to a human being? Oh no, never, never in a million.
Oh this is very aggressive. Sothen she says, oh yeah. So
then she he says, what didyou just say? So then I go
(12:03):
like, pretty ridiculously, I needto talk to the manager about how terrible
your attitude is and how small theportion was, and then she goes she
doesn't say anything, it just goessilent. So I thought she hung up
on me. So then I waslike, I'm going down there. So
then all of a sudden, liketwenty seconds later, a guy answers it's
(12:26):
the manager, and I have acompletely different tone with him because I haven't
talked to him. If I'm notmad at the messenger. Yeah, So
so he says hello, and Igo, hey, been a long time
customer. I'm just very disappointed inwhat the items I just got. And
before I could even get to her, he says that he's really sorry,
they've been super busy. Come are'dyou live close? I said, yeah,
(12:46):
we live fairly close. And hegoes, come back, I'll give
you the whole thing for another thingI postive for free, and I'll throw
in a piece of cake. AndI go, that's really you give this
a little dessert. Oh you wonthe days? Wow? So but wait,
we ain't done yet. Now weain't done yet because you haven't got
(13:07):
to the attitude yet. Now yougot the free cake, any thoughts of
like, all right, I'm gonnadrop it. Yeah, So I said
in that moment, I decided todrop it. In that moment, I
got the free kake, I gotthe pasta. I decided to drop it.
It'll be coming ten minutes, Isaid, sure. So and we
live around the corner today, soI said to my wife. Now I
(13:28):
ran into the hostess and I raninto the to go order girl. So
I said to my wife. Oneof them is poo, answers the phone.
I'm assuming it was the hostess.She was like smoking hot, and
I could see giving a little attitudebecause she thinks she's hot. And no,
she's hot, you know what Imean. That was the scenario.
I'm plane, you know. Andthen I'm like, there's no way it
(13:48):
could be the to go order girlbecause we had such a good report.
But she is East coast. Yeah, that's my first thing, so I
said. So I said, okay, I'm going back there. I go
back there. Oh my god,I pull I gotta get my trips.
But it's around this guy. Twicethis guy left his house. I can't.
(14:11):
I'm exhausted. So I pull upand I see the girl I had
a good rapport with. So Iimmediately feel happy, but her face not
so happy. Oh so and herface isn't like mad, her face is
concerned. Oh like so like solike I walk up and I go hey,
(14:35):
and she goes, we're gonna haveyour food in a second, and
she comes back, she grabs it, hands me the pasta. So then
I immediately say, where's the cake? Did your cake senses? Tea a
little bit like the guy the managerpromised me free fucking cake him? Thank
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you? So then I said toher, I'm gonna ask, obviously,
who answers the phone? Yeah?And I go, hey, who answers
the phone here? Now I'm hopingthat she's gonna tell me that the girl
fronts is bitch and she's so sorry. That's that's what's going through the head.
And she says, I actually do, And I go and I go
(15:18):
really, and I go, whathappened? You say? We're having a
heart to horror? Oh shit,all because this guy getting kid, I'm
not pasta. This is all goingdown Saturday night. They're probably slammed by
the way. Why it's all happened. Yeah, this fucking guy is not
(15:41):
having a heart to heart with togo chick? What about her? About
her bad attitude? We know youadmitted and this is not going, you
didn't get your freakake. This isgoing back what happened here? So I
go, where did it go wrong? So I went, we had Yeah,
(16:03):
my father figure in your life tochildhood bullet, what's going to?
Yes? What the fuck? Ilook at her and I'm holding the cake
and the pasta. She goes,She goes, I don't know. I'm
really sorry, she goes. Andwhen I knew, I figured, I
(16:23):
realized it was you actually hung up. But I'm like, we had such
a good talk. And I said, and I said, and I said,
and then I said, and thenI said, listen, I know
you guys are busy, and andI go, it's all good. I
got the pasta, I got thecake. We're good. And I give
her the thumb and then I andthen I said, where your East coast
(16:44):
came out there? Huh? AndI winked, Never go back to there
again, dude,
So we know Thor is the mastercomplainer. Guy can complain about anything.
It's impressive. Has he finally gonetoo far? We ain't done yet,
It's time for the past. Yetcompletely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
(00:22):
part the show's after show starts.Now sounds like the Big Boy was hungry.
Yeah, it was. Something wasgoing on because we had a little
situation with Listen Thore. We've heardit. Thorne does not like to get
take out food. He's not ato go you know, he gets weirded
(00:44):
out when Sky is always going topick up food, paying the feast.
I never do uber eats. Younever have, never have, because I'll
start looking at worse. Yeah,I'll start looking at it and I'll see
like, oh this looks good,this looks good. And then I'll see
like thirty minut it wait, fortyfive minute wait, and I'm like,
I'd rather just go. And thenI start seeing the fees. Yeah the
way time, who cares does fees? Nothing at all. I'm just not
(01:07):
doing it. You're not going toadd an extra eighteen bucks on your more
so crazy, It's a whole anotherentree. It is. It is like,
no, I could get my assin a car and go drive to
the place. Yeah, that's thetough part. Yeah. So Saturday night
you got a little takeout order,Yes, and things got a little crazy.
Yeah, they did. What happened? My wife really wanted a restaurant
(01:29):
buy our house. I've been goingthere for over a decade and I have
we haven't been to watch. Iwould say, either they don't know me
there, Well do they know yourorder? If they saw your face,
they know your order. No,I've been less of a regular lately because
I felt like the quality of thisrestaurant has gone down. Oh yeah,
(01:53):
yeah, so I've been less ofa regular. But I've been going there
for over a decade. Yeah.So but hey, Bay wants it,
so in whatever. Yeah, shewe wanted a little bit of pasta,
and we wanted some meat balls.We wanted some bread. So I was
like all right, and were andI wasn't that hungry. But so we're
(02:15):
splitting everything. So I was likeanother another, another arty and one thing
is spaghetti, meat balls and garlicbread was forty two dollars. That's about
Yeah, it's a nice restaurant.Yeah that sounds actually like a deal compared
to what I picked see, well, I went and got it. I
didn't still it's but it used tobe a few years ago it was cheaper,
(02:38):
so times. That's two bits.If I was eating, If I
was eating, if we weren't splitting, it would have been another thirty dollars
because I would have got the right, which is fucking crazy. But that's
anyway, that's crazy, all right. What do you want to do?
I get a time machine. No, I'd like to have our president do
(03:00):
something. I mean with this withtalking with you know, inflations out of
control because he wasn't sleeping. Youknow why he can't do anything? Why
sleep? I bet hey, whenthat news came down a couple of days
ago, he was definitely a shoter. That is a hot political shot
(03:23):
right there. Anyway, I votedfor him, I don't know, so
anyway, this is turning. Sorry, So anyway, I ordered the food,
okay, and then I'm gonna gopick it up. So everything works
out. They have a little pickuparea which nobody was at, which annoyed
(03:43):
me. So then I was,yeah, like there was no worker at
the pickup order area. So Iwent to the front of the restaurant because
he's on the side and I said, hey, I'm here to order,
and the girl said, oh,there's a there's a pickup order area over
over on that side, and Igo, oh, someone, youally not
over there? Okay, I meanwhy, I'm in a bad mood.
(04:03):
I'm not gonna lie to you.I'm I'm in a bad moody thank you.
So she goes, uh, yeah, I'll get somebody and then go
thanks. And then I walk overthere and I wait and I ordered this
food. They said he'll be readyin ten minutes, and I was like,
okay, great, so and Iwaited like an extra five minutes just
to be safe, and when Iordered it, I paid and she went
(04:27):
back and then came back with nofood and said, oh my god,
they forgot an item. So Iwas a little annoyed, but I'm like,
all right, whatever, you know, I'll sit and wait. So
i'd wait another like five to tenminutes, Not big deal, got the
food, go home. Felt likethe container that the pasta was in was
a little small. I'm used tothe you know that like illuminate that like
tinfoil type with like the they didn'thave this. This was like all hard
(04:53):
board and it was tiny. Ithought that was odd for pasta. It
was like a tiny like the onesyou get when you ask for like a
dog like yes to take your leftovershome. Okay, so not like a
full like if you went to PandaExpress and got a meal, not that
size. Very surprised by that,but whatever, that was an example sky
Pasta. I mean you could havesaid olive Garden or any of it.
(05:14):
Well, everybody knows that box,you know what I mean. Every everybody
knows that. Everybody knows what Emilymeant when she said the tinfoil container.
And I mean, well she saidto go container, and I'm thinking I've
seen you am I'm not I'm notgonna have this argument with you. You
made the wrong analogy. I'm nothaving. Everyone knows what I meant.
(05:36):
Everybody painted a beautiful God. Iactually don't know. I really don't.
Yes, yes, the white style. I don't do the white past a
restaurant. I'm talking so how manyhow many people get to go Panda Express
(05:58):
that I'm saying everybody nobody, nobodyeats that Panda Express on that one.
I just don't go to Panda Express, right, So you don't know the
container that every small slice container.If you go to an Italian restaurant and
you get pasta, yes, italways comes in that circular metal aluminum container
(06:24):
with the plastic thing on the ridges. Yes, pull it back over.
Yes, that's what we're referring to, not Panda Express. Thank you,
but it's not that. No,this is God. Shut the fuck up.
We moved on. Well, I'mjust saying it's not the good pasta
container. No, it's the bagthing that Emily was talking about. That
was a perfect example. Another Iknew exactly what you meant. What are
(06:46):
we doing here? So that's whatI get along with the who get take
out of her? She knows exactlywhat we're talking about. Maybe I'm two
verse because what ever said a littleto example? I thought she was talking
about the one who the toasting.The toasting said a little to go on?
Who gets to go toast this asshole? How do you if you're ordering
(07:11):
breakfast and it comes with all she'sconstantly on the bread diet is okay?
Fine? This is crazy. Sorry, Sorry, I'm a little angry.
Talking about food right now is notdoing me. This guy's fasting like I'm
truly right now, I am not. Oh you're not after you've done.
(07:33):
I've already picked my spot. Whatis it, Jersey Mike's Oh really,
I'm gonna get the biggest I'm gonnaget the biggest veggie sand asshole stupid.
Anyway, I'm driving home. Yeah, got the girl bread, got the
meat balls, got the past threeatoms three ready to go, get there,
(07:57):
Open it up. My wife isnot one to complain like me.
Open it up. And boy,she married the wrong Person's crazy. And
she goes, what the fuck?And I'm like what? And she got
didn't check the hording. You alwaysgot to check the back. No,
everything's in there. And she goes, she goes the pasta. It's not
even half a serving. And Iwhen are you serious? And she says
(08:20):
yeah, and I look at itand she's right. It's like half a
serving a pasta, not like Iswear. I'm Haley Wood a picture of
it. I did, but Ican't find it right now and I'm just
day it just happened. Where wouldit go? Do I have a deleted
folder? Yes, where's my deletedgo to? Like albums scrolled up recently
(08:43):
deleted there by date? So Imean, so this isn't gonna do it
justice, it's not. But that'slike, no, I'm telling you that
container is so tiny and there's likeno pasta is it I'm telling you like
I'm telling it's so tiny. Notto bring up Chinese food again, but
(09:05):
is it is it like the Chinesefood box or is it's more rectanglar?
It's more rectangular? Okay, soI would think they which is a weird
thing to put pasta in, butnot the entirety or did you guys eat
something that's the entirety? Okay,you need to take a breath. Wow.
Sorry, little it's a little it'sa little skimpy. It is a
little skimpy. But I feel likethis is a nicer This isn't like,
(09:28):
uh, you know you're going toa mama a judiculous amount, Yes,
a pasta where you're gonna eat itprobably for three days, yes, okay,
Uh that you're going to a littlebit fancier place. I guess this
is other doings Like it's like whenyou get the plate of this, they
do like the spin move when theyput up put the pasta on the plate.
It's like a tiny little mound ofpasta. You know what I mean?
(09:50):
Do they not do that in thepast. Is that the I I've
been going there a long time,I've never it's not that fancy at least,
it's it's not literally Italy fancy.It's like a step below. But
it's also not the we're gonna giveyou a ship ton of food either,
so it's like between there. Sothis was very disappointing. So then I
go, I always Haley's my soundboardnow, because I want to immediately call
(10:15):
and freak out. But I don't. I go, Haley, Should I
call? And if she says no, don't worry about it. I'll say
are you sure? And she'll sayno, Like okay, she goes,
fuck yeah call who solely prefacis didn'tsay this. The girl at the to
go place me and her had alittle conversation going. I was wearing a
New York Giant shirt. She haskedme, fathers from New York. I
(10:35):
said yeah, She said she wasfrom the East Coast. We started chatting
it up. We had a goodreport. Okay, so I call back
and I don't know who's answering thephone, but just know that I had
a good rapport with East Coast girl. And I answered she answers, and
she goes hello, and I go, Hi, I just ordered food there,
and I'm just I've been a longtime customer, and I'm gonna say
(10:58):
the portion I just got very disappointedin and was pathetic. Oh yeah,
and it's a little aggressive, alittle, a little bit, but I
swear to God, this is exactlyhow I said. And then she says,
not can I you want to talkto the manager or I'm sorry,
well I don't work in the kitchen. That's an Oh okay, okay,
(11:20):
didn't see that. How was yourblood boiling? At that point? She
responded, that was harder than thatpossible. Okay, this is not good,
guys, No, no, no, no, this is very bad.
I'm scared for her. So thenI said, so then I said,
I need to talk to the managerabout how terrible this portion was and
(11:43):
about how terrible your attitude is.Oh Godott, could you imagine saying that
to a human being? Oh no, never, never in a million.
Oh this is very aggressive. Sothen she says, oh yeah. So
then she he says, what didyou just say? So then I go
(12:03):
like, pretty ridiculously, I needto talk to the manager about how terrible
your attitude is and how small theportion was, and then she goes she
doesn't say anything, it just goessilent. So I thought she hung up
on me. So then I waslike, I'm going down there. So
then all of a sudden, liketwenty seconds later, a guy answers it's
(12:26):
the manager, and I have acompletely different tone with him because I haven't
talked to him. If I'm notmad at the messenger. Yeah, So
so he says hello, and Igo, hey, been a long time
customer. I'm just very disappointed inwhat the items I just got. And
before I could even get to her, he says that he's really sorry,
they've been super busy. Come are'dyou live close? I said, yeah,
(12:46):
we live fairly close. And hegoes, come back, I'll give
you the whole thing for another thingI postive for free, and I'll throw
in a piece of cake. AndI go, that's really you give this
a little dessert. Oh you wonthe days? Wow? So but wait,
we ain't done yet. Now weain't done yet because you haven't got
(13:07):
to the attitude yet. Now yougot the free cake, any thoughts of
like, all right, I'm gonnadrop it. Yeah, So I said
in that moment, I decided todrop it. In that moment, I
got the free kake, I gotthe pasta. I decided to drop it.
It'll be coming ten minutes, Isaid, sure. So and we
live around the corner today, soI said to my wife. Now I
(13:28):
ran into the hostess and I raninto the to go order girl. So
I said to my wife. Oneof them is poo, answers the phone.
I'm assuming it was the hostess.She was like smoking hot, and
I could see giving a little attitudebecause she thinks she's hot. And no,
she's hot, you know what Imean. That was the scenario.
I'm plane, you know. Andthen I'm like, there's no way it
(13:48):
could be the to go order girlbecause we had such a good report.
But she is East coast. Yeah, that's my first thing, so I
said. So I said, okay, I'm going back there. I go
back there. Oh my god,I pull I gotta get my trips.
But it's around this guy. Twicethis guy left his house. I can't.
(14:11):
I'm exhausted. So I pull upand I see the girl I had
a good rapport with. So Iimmediately feel happy, but her face not
so happy. Oh so and herface isn't like mad, her face is
concerned. Oh like so like solike I walk up and I go hey,
(14:35):
and she goes, we're gonna haveyour food in a second, and
she comes back, she grabs it, hands me the pasta. So then
I immediately say, where's the cake? Did your cake senses? Tea a
little bit like the guy the managerpromised me free fucking cake him? Thank
(14:56):
you? So then I said toher, I'm gonna ask, obviously,
who answers the phone? Yeah?And I go, hey, who answers
the phone here? Now I'm hopingthat she's gonna tell me that the girl
fronts is bitch and she's so sorry. That's that's what's going through the head.
And she says, I actually do, And I go and I go
(15:18):
really, and I go, whathappened? You say? We're having a
heart to horror? Oh shit,all because this guy getting kid, I'm
not pasta. This is all goingdown Saturday night. They're probably slammed by
the way. Why it's all happened. Yeah, this fucking guy is not
(15:41):
having a heart to heart with togo chick? What about her? About
her bad attitude? We know youadmitted and this is not going, you
didn't get your freakake. This isgoing back what happened here? So I
go, where did it go wrong? So I went, we had Yeah,
(16:03):
my father figure in your life tochildhood bullet, what's going to?
Yes? What the fuck? Ilook at her and I'm holding the cake
and the pasta. She goes,She goes, I don't know. I'm
really sorry, she goes. Andwhen I knew, I figured, I
(16:23):
realized it was you actually hung up. But I'm like, we had such
a good talk. And I said, and I said, and I said,
and then I said, and thenI said, listen, I know
you guys are busy, and andI go, it's all good. I
got the pasta, I got thecake. We're good. And I give
her the thumb and then I andthen I said, where your East coast
(16:44):
came out there? Huh? AndI winked, Never go back to there
again, dude,
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