September 20, 2023 • 17 mins
On today's P1 Podcast Sky tells us about some plans she made for her anniversary that, in typical Sky fashion, didn't go as anticipated.
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Big things happening this weekend, youguys, but apparently not to Sky.
Hey, it is her and theBooze anniversary weekend, but Sky can't seem
to remember. We ain't done yet. It's time for yet completely uncensored and
(00:23):
unacting, filtered except for that partythe show's after show starts. Now,
why why do you keep thinking,Hey, like I'm saying something incorrect?
Hey, because I don't want yousay facts, but I don't want it
to be said. This chick,he is the biggest diva. When it
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comes to her birthday, she startsbreaking off her birthday months and months.
Well, Friday is the month kickoff, just so you guys know, she
celebrates a half Remember when she criedonce when she didn't get like what specific
thing on her birthday? Or wasan anniversary? It was Mother's Day?
Mother's Day? Yeah, you likecried because he got you like Vaughan's flowers.
Oh I don't remember that, Ido. That sounds about right.
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So when it comes to you celebratingthings that are important to you, you're
very you know, you're very particularabout it. You really it means a
lot to you. But then we'veheard before, are certain things that aren't
as high up on the prioritialist whosky one of them is your husband the
booze birthday. It's confusing. It'sconfusing. I mean it falls on a
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date. Is it before Saint Patrick'sDay? Is it after St? Patrick's
Day? Six? Even? Iknow what it is? Even I know
what it is at this point,what if he treated your birthday like could
you imagine like understand Halloween after tobe born on Halloween? Fact, Yeah,
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your head was fully developed. Ihave a normal sliceus. Okay,
we figured it out. It neverdeveloped, it did develop. It's a
oh my god, is fine?Okay? So uh yeah, So you
don't seem to have a problem,you know, remembering things that are important
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to you, but things like yourhusband's birthday, Yeah, it's not in
there. These are the things thatshe remembers before her husband's birthday, anything
with her daughter and her and herdog. Well, so that he's last,
so you can just forget everything.Get just had his month birthday kick
off too? When's his birthday?October sixteenth? So September sixteenth, we
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kicked it off. You don't rememberyour husband's actual birthday, but you're celebrating
month beforehand birthday. Yeah, yeah, dog, but did you hear the
whole Saint Patrick's Day thing? Itdoesn't matter, it doesn't matter, and
she doesn't celebrate Saint Patrick's thing.Well, we do as a show,
so you know, so what sowhat so that's always on the calendar,
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you know what I mean. Howto make it easier again, it wouldn't
you just say to yourself, it'sthe day before Saint Patrick's Day. Yeah,
you would think, but then yougo wait or the day. Oh.
The other thing Sky seems to havetrouble with is her anniversary, the
day of the love of your life, celebrating your marriage. Yes, you
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have a hard time with that.Now you know the date, right?
Yeah? Okay, but for yearswe've heard this that sometimes you don't really
recall as he gets close. It'sone of those ones that sneaks up on
me. But again, there's notanything going on in September, so you
would think it's going I mean,school kind of star Oh again, priority
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lists, you know, I meanthe month kickoff, birthday for your dog,
she said. One thing, schoolkind just starts technically in August.
But you know, so then Idon't know. Okay, but you always
seem to struggle like a couple ofdays before going O, god, it
was my anniversary this week. Igotta get something. Get literally every year
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every year. It just happened everyyear, every single every year. Yes,
I got Ooh, you guys haveany ideas? And then she will
say the whole things and then shewon't listen to any of us. Don't
think her pen and go and getthem the same ship and then write down
something. So here we are again. Yes, your anniversary falls on a
weekend, which is nice school aSunday Sunday. What are you doing on
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you watch football? Well? No, I'm just saying, like, if
you want to go out, liketo take Yeah. I don't know,
though, chicks, especially my wise, if you don't celebrate that fucking day,
you are a piece of sh forbid, God forbid. I say,
hey, why don't we sell herthe night before? Oh? Why would
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I get married during that day?I fucking hate you? Said you knows
fuck never said that's very specific toyou. But you know, if our
me and my wife's anniversary fell ona Sunday, we want to go do
do it up on Sunday night thenight before. But it makes sense.
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I would think. So what aboutif it's like on a on a Wednesday
or something. Could you go likego to dinner and like a hotel,
say on Friday. Yes, ohwe better have both. I better have
ship planned for the weekend, andthen that night it's fucking extravagance. Well,
she it's the other way around forme. Yeah. For for us,
it's the extravaganza on the weekend andthen a little maybe a card or
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a nice you know, I cookher a nice dinner or something for the
anniversary. Yes, so that's whatthat's normally what would do in my life.
This is this is Sky. She'sthe one who's going through. This's
not you. So Sunday is theanniversary. So I gotta imagine night before
is the extravaganzas Yes, okay,yes, Now you guys gonna have sex
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like eight hours without a doubt.God, miss fress time. Okay,
week that's what you should get him. Miss You're already gonna do that.
Like other ways to inflict pain.She's trying to come up with ideas for
the anniversary gift. She's going asmoker. I go, that's a Father's
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Day gift. You know what hewants for anniversary. No he doesn't.
But what you know, she doesn'tgive She just wants to have something.
What what does a man like smoker? Did I type into Amazon Gifts for
Men? Yes? I did?Is that what I saw? Because I
sit right next to you, Sky, on your computer and I look at
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your computer all day longs that's whatyou were doing? Yes, because I
saw. I think the boo wouldlike a homebrew kit. Saw. Yeah,
maybe I'll get Maybe I'll get himone of those porriable pizza ovens.
Oh, that's good. What theheats a lot humidifier for cigars, cigar
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man. So yeah, so thatthat already had did happen? I can
say, you know what he wants. He wants the mistress give him the
miss this is a done deal.And she's like, no, no,
that's not having at home. Wedon't have the house to ourselves this weekend.
So well, yeah, we talkedabout it, but it's it's not
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it's not working out. It isnot working out. So here's the thing,
is that what's the biggest complaint thatSky has normally about the Boot when
it comes to stuff like this.He doesn't go out and make big plans.
He's not the guy who's gonna lookinto something. It's always Scott.
He's just gonna go to Vons whenhe's there and get a thing of flowers
like a fucking asshole. He doesn'tcare. Really, is that? I
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have said that a pretty similar way. Similar. So the Boo isn't the
one to go out and do somethinglike that. He's not gonna, you
know, take the initiative to plansomething, even for Sky's actual birthday.
You know, he Sky will orderher own gift and say this is from
you, and I'll make the reservationfor the dinner and all of birthday.
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Yeah, well, guess what,out of the blue, the Boo has
made plans for their anniversary first timesfirst time? I know, yeah,
I know. Oh my god,I think you remember what? How could
this be? This guy so heknows how to do that. I'm still
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having a hard time. Did hehave to YouTube how to make reservations?
Have that video? Video video?It definitely had to be a place that
was on the Open Table app becausehe wasn't actually call in a place of
making Yeah, well, she's alreadyknocking him. I can't call a place
app like a fucking idiot. Wellyou guys are just shocked that he did
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it and I and I know,if it wasn't for that app, it
wouldn't have happened. But I saythat because it wasn't for that app.
Yeah, so what the give theguy some credit? God, I can't
do it. So I have beenmisplacing our anniversary for a few weeks now.
I've been mentally miss say that you'veforgotten your anniversary. See I forgot
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I misplaced the husband's birthday a fewyears back and felt really bad. And
you guys will never like book andthere was a double booking situation going on.
So what I now do is everybig holiday in our family, I
go through our calendar because you know, I keep a paper calendar, and
I put a heart around every datethat is a birthday or something like we
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to remember. You know, Sky, you wanna hear something crazy about phones?
Is this my wife, her birthday, my parents birthdays, my sisters
birthday are in my phone. Yeah, so year in and year out,
on that day it will say Hayley'sbirthday, Okay, Corey's birthday, anyone
that's connected to me through Google.But it's like it's just you just get
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alerted that day, Sky needs theyou know month, I need to see
a need to see you can it'seasy? Is there a heart? Can
you put a heart around it?No? No, okay, you just
see that. There's so right.You know who did that? My mom?
No, yeah, my mom stilldoes. Actually, yeah, they
used the calendar that we always acalendar up. She'd ride in there,
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you know whatever, my dad's birthdayput balloons on it. Yeah, so
that's that's what old people do.Sky. Excuse me, Well, I'm
just letting you know parents do,okay, and so so put the heart.
It turns out when I went throughthe calendar for the year, forgot
to put a heart on September twentyfourth. Dude, you know who doesn't
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forget your phone? Yeah, that'strue. It doesn't for you no matter
what. But think about how thefucked up that is. Yeah, to
think to yourself, all right,I'm gonna specifically go through the year,
and I'm gonna circle all the importantdates, and to not fucking circle your
anniversary. It's almost hurtful. Imean, I think the love is gone
at this point. You do havea valid point. The fact that I
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use a heart to denote every specialoccasion nugget birthday have a heart? What
do you think, bro? Itprobably has two? You fucking as my
birthday have a heart? Yes,it does. I wouldn't be surprised if
she like drew a little dog onthat date. I wouldn't surprised if she
drew an X in the date oftheir anniversary. Okay, I meant fuck
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so forgot the heart? Which nowthat when I've been looking at the calendar
all month, I'm not seeing itcoming because there's no heart, right,
So I'm not you have no heart? It does you don't put two and
two together that it's September. No, not at all, not for a
hot second. We all, weall, even Emily is shocked by this.
Emily doesn't even know what a weddinganniversary is. Even she is like,
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I feel like I would still rememberthis. Yeah, I don't know.
I get back to me after youknow, twenty three years the fucking
face, I just actually office.First of all, they've almost been together
twenty three years. I'm not married. Second of all, how long have
your parents been married? Estimate?I know you're not think forty eight years?
Okay, wow do they still thirtyeight years? Did they still remember
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their anniversary is yes, and theyremind me and asked why I didn't call.
No, that is pretty fucked up. Okay, that's another issue.
I think third time, it's notforty eight. Wait so no, no,
no, you're thirty six d Soyou're planning the big fiftieth, right,
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the kids usually planned the big There'stwo things that my dad keeps reminding
me about the Big fiftieth and hisseventieth birthday because he just turned Oh boy,
I'll have the boom make the reservation. So it was probably like I
don't know, three or four weeksago, the hobby brings it up,
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our anniversary plan ahead, and threeor four weeks this guy's ass I don't
know, and it shocked me,like like it took me back number one
because I had misplaced it, andnumber two because he's bringing it up.
So he brings it up and thensays, do you want me to make
a reservation? And again I'm likefucking asleep, Like what's invasion of the
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body? Yeah, multiverse, something'swrong, yeah, definitely, And I'm
like, well, thank you,that would be I'd love that. I
think something was up. Well,clearly yeh. He's trying to get ass
play. Yeah, I don't know. He did something wrong, and he's
like trying to make up. Wouldyou like me to make the reservation mistress?
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No, he did not. Hedid not you ordered me to make
the reservation. He did not askme the waitress. You know, they
asked for any specifications. The waitressshows up to the table and she goes,
hello, it is you and yourmistress. No, no, no,
none of that is happening. SoI'm taken aback by this, and
I'm impressed. I'm like, thankyou. You know, doubly you should
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be thinking anniversary ahead. Yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean
at that point you walk over tothe calendar and you can just grab any
pen and just draw the heart aroundit. Right, No, because at
this point we're in the bathroom talking. I'm in the bathtub. He's talking
to me. You guys know howhe likes to talk to me when I'm
in the bathtub. So by thetime I got out of the bathtub,
I forgot that I needed to circlesent. You can already forgotten your anniversary.
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Well, no, I forgot thatI want to put the heart on
the calendar. So you know,the next thing, you know, you're
going to bed. It's the nextday, whatever, whatever, whatever.
So I'm going along with my life. And the other day over the weekend,
I say to the hobby, Becauseyou guys may not know this,
I'm the one who makes all theplans in our relationship. Sometimes I would
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will consult him on the plans.Sometimes I'll just make plans for us and
force him to go along with them. I know, I know, it's
just how we live. And soI said to him. Over the weekend,
We're sitting there and I go,oh, hey, I want to
know what you would prefer to do. We have two invites on the same
night, and I'm wondering what youthink would be cooler. We are invited
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to go to some like cool anniversaryparty up at Stone Brewing up in Escondido,
or we've been invited to go toa suite at a Padres game with
some friends. What do you want? And he goes, oh, well
when is this? And I goSaturday the twenty third. That's when he's
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still no clue in no I atthis point, I'm I'm confused by the
look on his face. Honestly,these two fucking solid invites, and honestly,
Thorn then your night is done.That's how you celebrating. How'd you
celebrate your anniversary? What's the partygame? We got to or yeah I
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got to go to Stone through thiswhole party to pay for great fun night
together. Yeah, both are great, but still no clue at that point
what's going on? Change? Andthen that's when I realized, oh shit,
something's up here. Still it takesme a hot minute, and that's
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when I go just kidding. Orwe could go to our awesome anniversary dinner
year so for twenty three years?Yes, yes, this man has never
No one's gone out on his ownand made a reservation. No one.
Finally he goes, been here hurt? Yeah, I need to step up.
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I'm gonna do it. Out ofthe way, makes the reservation on
the app. I what a pieceof ship. I still can't get over.
I like how she like slided?Can you stop? She thunder knows
it for sure. Yeah, goesout of his way, makes the reservation.
Yes to plan this wonderful meal fortoo. Yes, to celebrate your
love said, he even put anniversaryin the comments section, And and you
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fucked it up. You forgot youranniversary. I immediately got off the couch
where we were having this discussion,went up to the calendar in the kitchen
and wrote anniversary dinner and put aheart too little, too late. Asshole
you are how many fucking times I'msorry? Well, maybe stop keeping a
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paper calendar doesn't work. Doesn't work.
Big things happening this weekend, youguys, but apparently not to Sky.
Hey, it is her and theBooze anniversary weekend, but Sky can't seem
to remember. We ain't done yet. It's time for yet completely uncensored and
(00:23):
unacting, filtered except for that partythe show's after show starts. Now,
why why do you keep thinking,Hey, like I'm saying something incorrect?
Hey, because I don't want yousay facts, but I don't want it
to be said. This chick,he is the biggest diva. When it
(00:46):
comes to her birthday, she startsbreaking off her birthday months and months.
Well, Friday is the month kickoff, just so you guys know, she
celebrates a half Remember when she criedonce when she didn't get like what specific
thing on her birthday? Or wasan anniversary? It was Mother's Day?
Mother's Day? Yeah, you likecried because he got you like Vaughan's flowers.
Oh I don't remember that, Ido. That sounds about right.
(01:08):
So when it comes to you celebratingthings that are important to you, you're
very you know, you're very particularabout it. You really it means a
lot to you. But then we'veheard before, are certain things that aren't
as high up on the prioritialist whosky one of them is your husband the
booze birthday. It's confusing. It'sconfusing. I mean it falls on a
(01:30):
date. Is it before Saint Patrick'sDay? Is it after St? Patrick's
Day? Six? Even? Iknow what it is? Even I know
what it is at this point,what if he treated your birthday like could
you imagine like understand Halloween after tobe born on Halloween? Fact, Yeah,
(01:51):
your head was fully developed. Ihave a normal sliceus. Okay,
we figured it out. It neverdeveloped, it did develop. It's a
oh my god, is fine?Okay? So uh yeah, So you
don't seem to have a problem,you know, remembering things that are important
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to you, but things like yourhusband's birthday, Yeah, it's not in
there. These are the things thatshe remembers before her husband's birthday, anything
with her daughter and her and herdog. Well, so that he's last,
so you can just forget everything.Get just had his month birthday kick
off too? When's his birthday?October sixteenth? So September sixteenth, we
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kicked it off. You don't rememberyour husband's actual birthday, but you're celebrating
month beforehand birthday. Yeah, yeah, dog, but did you hear the
whole Saint Patrick's Day thing? Itdoesn't matter, it doesn't matter, and
she doesn't celebrate Saint Patrick's thing.Well, we do as a show,
so you know, so what sowhat so that's always on the calendar,
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you know what I mean. Howto make it easier again, it wouldn't
you just say to yourself, it'sthe day before Saint Patrick's Day. Yeah,
you would think, but then yougo wait or the day. Oh.
The other thing Sky seems to havetrouble with is her anniversary, the
day of the love of your life, celebrating your marriage. Yes, you
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have a hard time with that.Now you know the date, right?
Yeah? Okay, but for yearswe've heard this that sometimes you don't really
recall as he gets close. It'sone of those ones that sneaks up on
me. But again, there's notanything going on in September, so you
would think it's going I mean,school kind of star Oh again, priority
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lists, you know, I meanthe month kickoff, birthday for your dog,
she said. One thing, schoolkind just starts technically in August.
But you know, so then Idon't know. Okay, but you always
seem to struggle like a couple ofdays before going O, god, it
was my anniversary this week. Igotta get something. Get literally every year
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every year. It just happened everyyear, every single every year. Yes,
I got Ooh, you guys haveany ideas? And then she will
say the whole things and then shewon't listen to any of us. Don't
think her pen and go and getthem the same ship and then write down
something. So here we are again. Yes, your anniversary falls on a
weekend, which is nice school aSunday Sunday. What are you doing on
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you watch football? Well? No, I'm just saying, like, if
you want to go out, liketo take Yeah. I don't know,
though, chicks, especially my wise, if you don't celebrate that fucking day,
you are a piece of sh forbid, God forbid. I say,
hey, why don't we sell herthe night before? Oh? Why would
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I get married during that day?I fucking hate you? Said you knows
fuck never said that's very specific toyou. But you know, if our
me and my wife's anniversary fell ona Sunday, we want to go do
do it up on Sunday night thenight before. But it makes sense.
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I would think. So what aboutif it's like on a on a Wednesday
or something. Could you go likego to dinner and like a hotel,
say on Friday. Yes, ohwe better have both. I better have
ship planned for the weekend, andthen that night it's fucking extravagance. Well,
she it's the other way around forme. Yeah. For for us,
it's the extravaganza on the weekend andthen a little maybe a card or
(05:38):
a nice you know, I cookher a nice dinner or something for the
anniversary. Yes, so that's whatthat's normally what would do in my life.
This is this is Sky. She'sthe one who's going through. This's
not you. So Sunday is theanniversary. So I gotta imagine night before
is the extravaganzas Yes, okay,yes, Now you guys gonna have sex
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like eight hours without a doubt.God, miss fress time. Okay,
week that's what you should get him. Miss You're already gonna do that.
Like other ways to inflict pain.She's trying to come up with ideas for
the anniversary gift. She's going asmoker. I go, that's a Father's
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Day gift. You know what hewants for anniversary. No he doesn't.
But what you know, she doesn'tgive She just wants to have something.
What what does a man like smoker? Did I type into Amazon Gifts for
Men? Yes? I did?Is that what I saw? Because I
sit right next to you, Sky, on your computer and I look at
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your computer all day longs that's whatyou were doing? Yes, because I
saw. I think the boo wouldlike a homebrew kit. Saw. Yeah,
maybe I'll get Maybe I'll get himone of those porriable pizza ovens.
Oh, that's good. What theheats a lot humidifier for cigars, cigar
(07:05):
man. So yeah, so thatthat already had did happen? I can
say, you know what he wants. He wants the mistress give him the
miss this is a done deal.And she's like, no, no,
that's not having at home. Wedon't have the house to ourselves this weekend.
So well, yeah, we talkedabout it, but it's it's not
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it's not working out. It isnot working out. So here's the thing,
is that what's the biggest complaint thatSky has normally about the Boot when
it comes to stuff like this.He doesn't go out and make big plans.
He's not the guy who's gonna lookinto something. It's always Scott.
He's just gonna go to Vons whenhe's there and get a thing of flowers
like a fucking asshole. He doesn'tcare. Really, is that? I
(07:55):
have said that a pretty similar way. Similar. So the Boo isn't the
one to go out and do somethinglike that. He's not gonna, you
know, take the initiative to plansomething, even for Sky's actual birthday.
You know, he Sky will orderher own gift and say this is from
you, and I'll make the reservationfor the dinner and all of birthday.
(08:18):
Yeah, well, guess what,out of the blue, the Boo has
made plans for their anniversary first timesfirst time? I know, yeah,
I know. Oh my god,I think you remember what? How could
this be? This guy so heknows how to do that. I'm still
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having a hard time. Did hehave to YouTube how to make reservations?
Have that video? Video video?It definitely had to be a place that
was on the Open Table app becausehe wasn't actually call in a place of
making Yeah, well, she's alreadyknocking him. I can't call a place
app like a fucking idiot. Wellyou guys are just shocked that he did
(09:07):
it and I and I know,if it wasn't for that app, it
wouldn't have happened. But I saythat because it wasn't for that app.
Yeah, so what the give theguy some credit? God, I can't
do it. So I have beenmisplacing our anniversary for a few weeks now.
I've been mentally miss say that you'veforgotten your anniversary. See I forgot
(09:33):
I misplaced the husband's birthday a fewyears back and felt really bad. And
you guys will never like book andthere was a double booking situation going on.
So what I now do is everybig holiday in our family, I
go through our calendar because you know, I keep a paper calendar, and
I put a heart around every datethat is a birthday or something like we
(10:00):
to remember. You know, Sky, you wanna hear something crazy about phones?
Is this my wife, her birthday, my parents birthdays, my sisters
birthday are in my phone. Yeah, so year in and year out,
on that day it will say Hayley'sbirthday, Okay, Corey's birthday, anyone
that's connected to me through Google.But it's like it's just you just get
(10:20):
alerted that day, Sky needs theyou know month, I need to see
a need to see you can it'seasy? Is there a heart? Can
you put a heart around it?No? No, okay, you just
see that. There's so right.You know who did that? My mom?
No, yeah, my mom stilldoes. Actually, yeah, they
used the calendar that we always acalendar up. She'd ride in there,
(10:41):
you know whatever, my dad's birthdayput balloons on it. Yeah, so
that's that's what old people do.Sky. Excuse me, Well, I'm
just letting you know parents do,okay, and so so put the heart.
It turns out when I went throughthe calendar for the year, forgot
to put a heart on September twentyfourth. Dude, you know who doesn't
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forget your phone? Yeah, that'strue. It doesn't for you no matter
what. But think about how thefucked up that is. Yeah, to
think to yourself, all right,I'm gonna specifically go through the year,
and I'm gonna circle all the importantdates, and to not fucking circle your
anniversary. It's almost hurtful. Imean, I think the love is gone
at this point. You do havea valid point. The fact that I
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use a heart to denote every specialoccasion nugget birthday have a heart? What
do you think, bro? Itprobably has two? You fucking as my
birthday have a heart? Yes,it does. I wouldn't be surprised if
she like drew a little dog onthat date. I wouldn't surprised if she
drew an X in the date oftheir anniversary. Okay, I meant fuck
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so forgot the heart? Which nowthat when I've been looking at the calendar
all month, I'm not seeing itcoming because there's no heart, right,
So I'm not you have no heart? It does you don't put two and
two together that it's September. No, not at all, not for a
hot second. We all, weall, even Emily is shocked by this.
Emily doesn't even know what a weddinganniversary is. Even she is like,
(12:15):
I feel like I would still rememberthis. Yeah, I don't know.
I get back to me after youknow, twenty three years the fucking
face, I just actually office.First of all, they've almost been together
twenty three years. I'm not married. Second of all, how long have
your parents been married? Estimate?I know you're not think forty eight years?
Okay, wow do they still thirtyeight years? Did they still remember
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their anniversary is yes, and theyremind me and asked why I didn't call.
No, that is pretty fucked up. Okay, that's another issue.
I think third time, it's notforty eight. Wait so no, no,
no, you're thirty six d Soyou're planning the big fiftieth, right,
(12:56):
the kids usually planned the big There'stwo things that my dad keeps reminding
me about the Big fiftieth and hisseventieth birthday because he just turned Oh boy,
I'll have the boom make the reservation. So it was probably like I
don't know, three or four weeksago, the hobby brings it up,
(13:18):
our anniversary plan ahead, and threeor four weeks this guy's ass I don't
know, and it shocked me,like like it took me back number one
because I had misplaced it, andnumber two because he's bringing it up.
So he brings it up and thensays, do you want me to make
a reservation? And again I'm likefucking asleep, Like what's invasion of the
(13:39):
body? Yeah, multiverse, something'swrong, yeah, definitely, And I'm
like, well, thank you,that would be I'd love that. I
think something was up. Well,clearly yeh. He's trying to get ass
play. Yeah, I don't know. He did something wrong, and he's
like trying to make up. Wouldyou like me to make the reservation mistress?
(14:03):
No, he did not. Hedid not you ordered me to make
the reservation. He did not askme the waitress. You know, they
asked for any specifications. The waitressshows up to the table and she goes,
hello, it is you and yourmistress. No, no, no,
none of that is happening. SoI'm taken aback by this, and
I'm impressed. I'm like, thankyou. You know, doubly you should
(14:24):
be thinking anniversary ahead. Yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean
at that point you walk over tothe calendar and you can just grab any
pen and just draw the heart aroundit. Right, No, because at
this point we're in the bathroom talking. I'm in the bathtub. He's talking
to me. You guys know howhe likes to talk to me when I'm
in the bathtub. So by thetime I got out of the bathtub,
I forgot that I needed to circlesent. You can already forgotten your anniversary.
(14:46):
Well, no, I forgot thatI want to put the heart on
the calendar. So you know,the next thing, you know, you're
going to bed. It's the nextday, whatever, whatever, whatever.
So I'm going along with my life. And the other day over the weekend,
I say to the hobby, Becauseyou guys may not know this,
I'm the one who makes all theplans in our relationship. Sometimes I would
(15:07):
will consult him on the plans.Sometimes I'll just make plans for us and
force him to go along with them. I know, I know, it's
just how we live. And soI said to him. Over the weekend,
We're sitting there and I go,oh, hey, I want to
know what you would prefer to do. We have two invites on the same
night, and I'm wondering what youthink would be cooler. We are invited
(15:30):
to go to some like cool anniversaryparty up at Stone Brewing up in Escondido,
or we've been invited to go toa suite at a Padres game with
some friends. What do you want? And he goes, oh, well
when is this? And I goSaturday the twenty third. That's when he's
(15:52):
still no clue in no I atthis point, I'm I'm confused by the
look on his face. Honestly,these two fucking solid invites, and honestly,
Thorn then your night is done.That's how you celebrating. How'd you
celebrate your anniversary? What's the partygame? We got to or yeah I
(16:17):
got to go to Stone through thiswhole party to pay for great fun night
together. Yeah, both are great, but still no clue at that point
what's going on? Change? Andthen that's when I realized, oh shit,
something's up here. Still it takesme a hot minute, and that's
(16:38):
when I go just kidding. Orwe could go to our awesome anniversary dinner
year so for twenty three years?Yes, yes, this man has never
No one's gone out on his ownand made a reservation. No one.
Finally he goes, been here hurt? Yeah, I need to step up.
(17:00):
I'm gonna do it. Out ofthe way, makes the reservation on
the app. I what a pieceof ship. I still can't get over.
I like how she like slided?Can you stop? She thunder knows
it for sure. Yeah, goesout of his way, makes the reservation.
Yes to plan this wonderful meal fortoo. Yes, to celebrate your
love said, he even put anniversaryin the comments section, And and you
(17:26):
fucked it up. You forgot youranniversary. I immediately got off the couch
where we were having this discussion,went up to the calendar in the kitchen
and wrote anniversary dinner and put aheart too little, too late. Asshole
you are how many fucking times I'msorry? Well, maybe stop keeping a
(17:51):
paper calendar doesn't work. Doesn't work.
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