September 21, 2023 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast we hear about Sky deciding to live mas, despite her doctor telling her that her heart is coated with a layer of cholesterol.
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(00:00):
We were talking first thing this morningabout how Sky's gotta make some big changes.
Big changes are coming because the cholesterol, the triglycerites, they're out of
control. I've never seen such badblood work. It's really almost shocking,
shocking. Did she get taco belltoday? Yes, she did. She
(00:22):
did, so we got to findout a what did she order? And
I got a lot of little bitof insider information on how Sky's already cheating
on her diets. We ain't doneyet. It's time for the past,
completely uncensored and unacting, filtered exceptfor that part the show's after show starts.
(00:50):
Now, Oh Sky, what isgoing on with you? What is
going on with you? You're justa nightmare. I'm working it out.
I try it, Okay. Sothen if you are trying and you're going
on this big time diet where yourdoctor said, hey, no more fat,
no more fat, come on,Yeah, you gotta imagine if you
(01:11):
do something called taco bell Thursday,you probably you probably got a star,
rubbles and bruin. You probably gotto stop. Yeah, uh huh?
Did you stop today Thursday? Enjoyedsome taco bell? Well, that's that's
not a little fat. If yougo your doctor give you like a like
(01:32):
verbal like not a verbal email sayingyou need to immediately change your diet low
fat. Can you email him backand say, hey, I got taco
bell on Thursday. Well, firstof all, it's a woman. Yes,
a doctor. Can't be no,no, no, no, no,
she's actually the doctor. Yeah she'sshe's done surgeries on me, she's
(01:53):
delivered my baby. Yeah, doctordoing surgeries. Yeah, it's crazy.
Do you come from a really smalltown. This is doctor Quinn medicineman.
I don't think it is. Yes, she said, Uh, it's more
of a like a witch doctor.No, actually empty empty Yeah I cannot.
(02:15):
Yeah, so she said immediately lowfat, low oil. Uh try
glysz rides and LDL is not lookinggood. So you got you got it.
She also told me you need tostart exercising, and it's like,
you know, hey, bitch,I eccalized three days. Oay, bitch,
you know what I mean. Idon't need this for you right now.
Did she say you need to putdown the bobo with you? Girls?
(02:37):
Probably that you and the you andthe you and the bitch crew need
to put down the bob but wewalk there, so yeah, so hey,
girls, break Okay, we're nottaking break, got to get that's
(02:57):
what we do. I love thosebig straws. Okay, you guys want
to If you guys want to livevocket it, let me know. I'll
do it. I'm cool. I'mthe girl. I'm the cool who want
a cigarette. I don't ever callme though, sorry or Laura for sure.
Okay, if you want to becan what can I call you?
(03:19):
Guys? Isn't fifth period suckt yourteacher? You want to bring McDonald's during
lunch, I do it. Ican't have any because I have that class
raw. Okay, that's so stupid. I hate being such. It's so
adultings adulting, right, girls?Girls never grow up anyway? Quick?
(03:39):
Girls, what are you talking about? I don't talk to the fourteen.
I don't try and hang out withhim. Stop it. I want to
go to the Living Rodrigo show,but I have to get my blood work
done. Adult hashtag hate it?You're so weird. I don't they don't
(04:00):
want to hang out. Okay,none of this is true. Okay,
I'll drive, get in, comeon, let's go parking right hashtag?
So San Diego like that? Whyare you talking? Ahead? So talco
(04:27):
beut thirst let so, yes,I did google an article for the lowest
fat items at Taco Bell come backand say, are you fucking same?
It's just a middle finger. You'rewith me, right, Yeah? It
doesn't exist. No, No,there actually is an article about the healthiest
(04:50):
items to order. I can't sayhealthiest, maybe the least unhealthy. Unhealthy,
but I mean, nothing's healthy,okay nothing food restaurants something that most
place. But I mean you needto, don't you kind of know?
Like we're looking at the menu,what would be the lowest calorie? What's
the thing I think that's the problem. I think the grilled chicken, and
(05:10):
I think the black beans that theyhave and let us obviously black beans at
Tacols. Even though Emily's cooking skillshave been questionable, she does know.
She does have her smarts when itcomes to healthy food. She well,
she eats salmon like seven days God. And then I lit things in the
(05:33):
morning and they're they're just like rockets, so cute. I got it.
And then I and then just alittle cute amount of pepper. That's so
fun. I do have a peppershaker in there. I know, you
do, we know, we knowtwo little cute pepper shakers. We are
(05:54):
a little shut up. So Igoogled it because I am my mighty senses
have been fooled before. Where Ithink I'm do, I'm making the right
choice, and clearly I'm fucking not. I never tried salmon. It's really
good for you. I know.No, no, maybe maybe you haven't
had it prepared the right way.I you and my husband look the riot
(06:18):
off with salmon. I make graysalmon. Apparently Emily makes it. Well.
I don't like salmon, so that'smaybe you haven't had it. Okay,
shut up, shut up, shutup. So I went chicken soft
taco with no cheese, so justchicken and lettuce only on the tortilla that
is not fried. What's the point? Yeah? Why? Because it's why
(06:41):
don't you just get some like?Get some like? Quit? I can't
quit you like I don't want youto, but I mean I don't also
don't want you to die. Ithink this close. What I ordered was
low fat, low calorie. Whywhy it was good? It was?
It was better than fucking carrot sticks. You know, that's what you need
to be eating. It's better thana hard boiled egg. That's what you
(07:03):
need to be I know, butit's actually prey lester. I don't eggs,
but I don't need I only dothe white. Then you're not eating
a hard boiled egg. Well,I'm eating the whites. Okay. So
so I feel like I did wellfor chacol Belt Thursday. You know what
I mean. Okay. Oh,but here's the thing. You started.
(07:25):
You got this news earlier this week. Yeah, you started to die yesterday.
Yeah, yesterday was my first fulldaggs. But but yet you've already
cheated on your death. Why well, I have insider information, really that
I know for a fact that you'vecheated on your Did the text you or
something? No? One of theseof her one of her girlfriends text her
(07:46):
the bitch crew, O the bitchthe bitch crew. No, okay,
they leave Sky out of that thread. The outside threat is can your mom
stop hanging out? She always hears, okay, I don't hang out with
it, don't drink. No,Sky went to lunch with my wife.
Oh yes I did. Yes,And of course Deborah, you know,
(08:11):
loves to come home and tell meall about it. I didn't ask loves
to tell me all about she did. Do you know she hangs out with
these. All she wanted to talkabout was his crew. Okay, so
they don't accept her. No.He telling me about this great lunch that
(08:33):
they had, and she said therewas a kind of awkward moment where the
server comes by and says, youknow, would you guys like anything to
drink? Now, I guess onthese business lunches that these two go on
very important. There's always drinks flowing, always, always Wednesday afternoon get together,
(08:56):
always a celebration was celebration was okay. So they, you know,
get to the point where, youknow, would you like any drinks?
And Sky goes, you know what, I'll have an iced tea? Yeah,
an iced tea, And Deborah wasconfused. She went, iced tea?
(09:20):
Never seen this happen? Are youokay? What's going on here?
And so Sky said, yeah,you know, I'm on this diet now
I can't be drinking. It's likenot good. And so my wife,
okay, she goes, but didyou see they have a lavender martini?
Oh wow, and that's right upour alley. Sky. So you know,
(09:41):
I mean, I kind of wantto get it and I don't,
but I'm not going to get itif you're not drinking, so I'll just
stick with water. Well, Skycan't have that. She heard that.
You know, my wife is excitedabout the living Door Martini. But my
wife isn't gonna, you know,have it if Sky is not gonna have
it. So Sky says, youknow what, one's not gonna hurt.
You know, I can just havea drink. I mean, that's gonna
(10:03):
be fine. Rights already the dietscales gone. Here's gonna justify. There's
the thing. First of all,there was lavender as well as rosemary,
which are practically like fucking vitamins,you know, practically I don't think it
(10:26):
is. And then a gross drinkby the way, rosemary, it was
so it's so yeah, why don'tyou drink your grandma? Okay, so
gross? And here is what Irealized. My doctor said, low fat,
low oil. And then I madea bunch of leaps from there about
(10:50):
alcohol and sugar. No, Imean, it's not good for you.
But as oh the worst didn't putin your body. It's true. But
as your wife has after she hassuggested this, I go, well,
it doesn't actually say anywhere that Ishouldn't drink alcohol. I mean I just
kind of like I just kind ofsaid that, I haven't really looked into
(11:11):
it. I mean, it's it'snot oil. She's still obsessed with fat,
and just change your light. Theway you eat. Just changed the
way you eat. Don't stop worryingabout fats and oils. But that's what
the doctor said. To worry aboutfats and oil. Then you're if you're
still gonna eat other shit all thetime, it's then others you're gonna have
other issues, like the start ofissues. I dropped fifty pounds. How
(11:33):
did I drop fifty pounds? Exercise? No, just cutting out. Cutting
out soda was a big thing.Sugar. Cutting out alcohol was massive because
there was a little bit of aparty. Your don't eat past seven,
you don't eat past seven, you'reon your way to health. Okay,
walking picture of health. Okay,it's just because I don't eat past seven.
(12:01):
That's seven. All the fats andoils I want, Just as long
as it's not past seven, yougot it. How did you eat last
night? Oh? I don't know, like six fifteen, so it's a
little I finished up by seven.And what time did you eat last night?
Uh? Seven? H five?Holy seven five?
We were talking first thing this morningabout how Sky's gotta make some big changes.
Big changes are coming because the cholesterol, the triglycerites, they're out of
control. I've never seen such badblood work. It's really almost shocking,
shocking. Did she get taco belltoday? Yes, she did. She
(00:22):
did, so we got to findout a what did she order? And
I got a lot of little bitof insider information on how Sky's already cheating
on her diets. We ain't doneyet. It's time for the past,
completely uncensored and unacting, filtered exceptfor that part the show's after show starts.
(00:50):
Now, Oh Sky, what isgoing on with you? What is
going on with you? You're justa nightmare. I'm working it out.
I try it, Okay. Sothen if you are trying and you're going
on this big time diet where yourdoctor said, hey, no more fat,
no more fat, come on,Yeah, you gotta imagine if you
(01:11):
do something called taco bell Thursday,you probably you probably got a star,
rubbles and bruin. You probably gotto stop. Yeah, uh huh?
Did you stop today Thursday? Enjoyedsome taco bell? Well, that's that's
not a little fat. If yougo your doctor give you like a like
(01:32):
verbal like not a verbal email sayingyou need to immediately change your diet low
fat. Can you email him backand say, hey, I got taco
bell on Thursday. Well, firstof all, it's a woman. Yes,
a doctor. Can't be no,no, no, no, no,
she's actually the doctor. Yeah she'sshe's done surgeries on me, she's
(01:53):
delivered my baby. Yeah, doctordoing surgeries. Yeah, it's crazy.
Do you come from a really smalltown. This is doctor Quinn medicineman.
I don't think it is. Yes, she said, Uh, it's more
of a like a witch doctor.No, actually empty empty Yeah I cannot.
(02:15):
Yeah, so she said immediately lowfat, low oil. Uh try
glysz rides and LDL is not lookinggood. So you got you got it.
She also told me you need tostart exercising, and it's like,
you know, hey, bitch,I eccalized three days. Oay, bitch,
you know what I mean. Idon't need this for you right now.
Did she say you need to putdown the bobo with you? Girls?
(02:37):
Probably that you and the you andthe you and the bitch crew need
to put down the bob but wewalk there, so yeah, so hey,
girls, break Okay, we're nottaking break, got to get that's
(02:57):
what we do. I love thosebig straws. Okay, you guys want
to If you guys want to livevocket it, let me know. I'll
do it. I'm cool. I'mthe girl. I'm the cool who want
a cigarette. I don't ever callme though, sorry or Laura for sure.
Okay, if you want to becan what can I call you?
(03:19):
Guys? Isn't fifth period suckt yourteacher? You want to bring McDonald's during
lunch, I do it. Ican't have any because I have that class
raw. Okay, that's so stupid. I hate being such. It's so
adultings adulting, right, girls?Girls never grow up anyway? Quick?
(03:39):
Girls, what are you talking about? I don't talk to the fourteen.
I don't try and hang out withhim. Stop it. I want to
go to the Living Rodrigo show,but I have to get my blood work
done. Adult hashtag hate it?You're so weird. I don't they don't
(04:00):
want to hang out. Okay,none of this is true. Okay,
I'll drive, get in, comeon, let's go parking right hashtag?
So San Diego like that? Whyare you talking? Ahead? So talco
(04:27):
beut thirst let so, yes,I did google an article for the lowest
fat items at Taco Bell come backand say, are you fucking same?
It's just a middle finger. You'rewith me, right, Yeah? It
doesn't exist. No, No,there actually is an article about the healthiest
(04:50):
items to order. I can't sayhealthiest, maybe the least unhealthy. Unhealthy,
but I mean, nothing's healthy,okay nothing food restaurants something that most
place. But I mean you needto, don't you kind of know?
Like we're looking at the menu,what would be the lowest calorie? What's
the thing I think that's the problem. I think the grilled chicken, and
(05:10):
I think the black beans that theyhave and let us obviously black beans at
Tacols. Even though Emily's cooking skillshave been questionable, she does know.
She does have her smarts when itcomes to healthy food. She well,
she eats salmon like seven days God. And then I lit things in the
(05:33):
morning and they're they're just like rockets, so cute. I got it.
And then I and then just alittle cute amount of pepper. That's so
fun. I do have a peppershaker in there. I know, you
do, we know, we knowtwo little cute pepper shakers. We are
(05:54):
a little shut up. So Igoogled it because I am my mighty senses
have been fooled before. Where Ithink I'm do, I'm making the right
choice, and clearly I'm fucking not. I never tried salmon. It's really
good for you. I know.No, no, maybe maybe you haven't
had it prepared the right way.I you and my husband look the riot
(06:18):
off with salmon. I make graysalmon. Apparently Emily makes it. Well.
I don't like salmon, so that'smaybe you haven't had it. Okay,
shut up, shut up, shutup. So I went chicken soft
taco with no cheese, so justchicken and lettuce only on the tortilla that
is not fried. What's the point? Yeah? Why? Because it's why
(06:41):
don't you just get some like?Get some like? Quit? I can't
quit you like I don't want youto, but I mean I don't also
don't want you to die. Ithink this close. What I ordered was
low fat, low calorie. Whywhy it was good? It was?
It was better than fucking carrot sticks. You know, that's what you need
to be eating. It's better thana hard boiled egg. That's what you
(07:03):
need to be I know, butit's actually prey lester. I don't eggs,
but I don't need I only dothe white. Then you're not eating
a hard boiled egg. Well,I'm eating the whites. Okay. So
so I feel like I did wellfor chacol Belt Thursday. You know what
I mean. Okay. Oh,but here's the thing. You started.
(07:25):
You got this news earlier this week. Yeah, you started to die yesterday.
Yeah, yesterday was my first fulldaggs. But but yet you've already
cheated on your death. Why well, I have insider information, really that
I know for a fact that you'vecheated on your Did the text you or
something? No? One of theseof her one of her girlfriends text her
(07:46):
the bitch crew, O the bitchthe bitch crew. No, okay,
they leave Sky out of that thread. The outside threat is can your mom
stop hanging out? She always hears, okay, I don't hang out with
it, don't drink. No,Sky went to lunch with my wife.
Oh yes I did. Yes,And of course Deborah, you know,
(08:11):
loves to come home and tell meall about it. I didn't ask loves
to tell me all about she did. Do you know she hangs out with
these. All she wanted to talkabout was his crew. Okay, so
they don't accept her. No.He telling me about this great lunch that
(08:33):
they had, and she said therewas a kind of awkward moment where the
server comes by and says, youknow, would you guys like anything to
drink? Now, I guess onthese business lunches that these two go on
very important. There's always drinks flowing, always, always Wednesday afternoon get together,
(08:56):
always a celebration was celebration was okay. So they, you know,
get to the point where, youknow, would you like any drinks?
And Sky goes, you know what, I'll have an iced tea? Yeah,
an iced tea, And Deborah wasconfused. She went, iced tea?
(09:20):
Never seen this happen? Are youokay? What's going on here?
And so Sky said, yeah,you know, I'm on this diet now
I can't be drinking. It's likenot good. And so my wife,
okay, she goes, but didyou see they have a lavender martini?
Oh wow, and that's right upour alley. Sky. So you know,
(09:41):
I mean, I kind of wantto get it and I don't,
but I'm not going to get itif you're not drinking, so I'll just
stick with water. Well, Skycan't have that. She heard that.
You know, my wife is excitedabout the living Door Martini. But my
wife isn't gonna, you know,have it if Sky is not gonna have
it. So Sky says, youknow what, one's not gonna hurt.
You know, I can just havea drink. I mean, that's gonna
(10:03):
be fine. Rights already the dietscales gone. Here's gonna justify. There's
the thing. First of all,there was lavender as well as rosemary,
which are practically like fucking vitamins,you know, practically I don't think it
(10:26):
is. And then a gross drinkby the way, rosemary, it was
so it's so yeah, why don'tyou drink your grandma? Okay, so
gross? And here is what Irealized. My doctor said, low fat,
low oil. And then I madea bunch of leaps from there about
(10:50):
alcohol and sugar. No, Imean, it's not good for you.
But as oh the worst didn't putin your body. It's true. But
as your wife has after she hassuggested this, I go, well,
it doesn't actually say anywhere that Ishouldn't drink alcohol. I mean I just
kind of like I just kind ofsaid that, I haven't really looked into
(11:11):
it. I mean, it's it'snot oil. She's still obsessed with fat,
and just change your light. Theway you eat. Just changed the
way you eat. Don't stop worryingabout fats and oils. But that's what
the doctor said. To worry aboutfats and oil. Then you're if you're
still gonna eat other shit all thetime, it's then others you're gonna have
other issues, like the start ofissues. I dropped fifty pounds. How
(11:33):
did I drop fifty pounds? Exercise? No, just cutting out. Cutting
out soda was a big thing.Sugar. Cutting out alcohol was massive because
there was a little bit of aparty. Your don't eat past seven,
you don't eat past seven, you'reon your way to health. Okay,
walking picture of health. Okay,it's just because I don't eat past seven.
(12:01):
That's seven. All the fats andoils I want, Just as long
as it's not past seven, yougot it. How did you eat last
night? Oh? I don't know, like six fifteen, so it's a
little I finished up by seven.And what time did you eat last night?
Uh? Seven? H five?Holy seven five?
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