September 26, 2023 • 16 mins
Thor and his wife recently lost their dog, who passed away at the age of 13. Well, his wife is still pretty upset about it and it's put the brakes on their bedroom activities. We hear all about it on today's P1 Podcast.
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Well, it gets a little trickywhen you have some sort of tragedy in
your life, but you still wantto get it in, you know.
I mean it's tough, right.So unfortunately Thor and his wife Haley,
they lost their dog a couple ofweeks ago, their beloved Buster, which
was Hayley's dog forever. I meanshe's had him thirteen years and so,
(00:21):
and Haley said it was her soulmate. Yeah, it was Buster boy,
Bluster was they had. They hadthey had that like heart chain where
one Haley had one heart and hehad the other heart. Yeah, and
he had the other heart. Andthey have and somebody one of her friends
got that picture framed from Etsy andnow lights up with a poem on it.
(00:46):
And that's right by her bedside andwhen her ashes, his ashes will
be there too. All right,yeah, you do. So that happened
a couple of weeks ago, andyou know, obviously sad times and that
means there's been no hanky to thepanky in the bedroom. I get that.
And so we had a couple ofweeks what do we think are we
(01:07):
getting Are we getting close? Well, unfortunately for Thor, not so much.
We ain't done yet. It's timefor the past, completely uncensored and
being filtered except for that part.The show's after show starts now as uh
(01:30):
a little tricky, like how longdo you wait till you start testing those
waters? Now? You know,everybody's gonna have some sort of tragedy go
down in their life. You know, it's sort of tough if you're a
dude, because I feel like mostof the time guys are a little bit
hornier than women. I mean notin every case. I'm calm down,
(01:53):
I'm so offended. Well, youyou know, with horny all the time
when you're when your dad passed away, did the boo like did he test
those waters at some point? Likehow long did he wait before he wanted
to get back in there? Doyou? Can you remember? So,
I want to say, my dadpassed on like a Thursday or something like
(02:15):
that, Saturday, and guaranteed andshe did come to work the next which
was crazy, was yeah, wild, yeah, yeah, I didn't know
what to do. And I'm like, if I stay home, I'm just
going to be stewing in it,so might as well come to work and
like laugh a little bit. Yeah, yeah, and so, and like
Eddy said, Saturday nights are guaranteednight. So I want to say clearly
(02:37):
that first Saturday, not trying.You don't know what a guarantee means it,
Okay, shut up. If yousay guaranteed, guaranteed mean isn't it
guaranteed asterix? There's a little asteriskfor you know what, COVID death and
sickness? All right, Yeah,some sort of tragedy. So that first
Saturday, a couple of days out, not trying, I believe the next
(03:00):
Saturday, so we're over a weekout, not trying. Yeah, respect,
you can't, Yeah you can't.Yeah, yeah, can he say
no a little something I I with, Yeah, no, I can't.
Though, Yeah, the boot iscrazy, but that's nuts. But he
(03:22):
does have porn in his life,so I you know, it's not like
it's not like he's in the desk. He didn't stop either, shut up,
Yeah I was. And I thinkwhen we hit the next weekend,
so that's almost like two weeks anda couple of days, I think he
finally like lobbed it out there,you know, of like that. Can
(03:42):
I tell you what I would say? What? And I'm not even joking,
God, what I would say?You know, I'll make you feel
better? Oh God, and Iwould if if she started getting mad at
be like, obviously, I'm joking. I'm just trying to make you know,
you're trying to make you I'm tryingto make last never But if she
was like, Okaye, to waitdoing it, that's weird. So obviously
(04:10):
sort of you know, same realm. If you go through a tragedy,
what do you? Where do you? How do you? When do you?
I don't know? So thor thisis how long ago did this happen?
Two a half weeks? Okay?Was that long ago? Yeah?
Why does it not feel that becauseI think it was. I think was
last That wasn't it was two weeksago? It was? Okay? Right,
(04:33):
So this Friday, I think thiscoming Friday will be two weeks.
Sorry, I'm a two and ahalf weeks, so we're a week and
a half out. I got theFridays confused. You're right, So a
week and a half I have,I know my situation. I'm not saying
anything. Oh really, you're noteven gonna tempt it, no, I
because they just know, you know, and like the same thing with like
(04:56):
if it with Haley, God forbid, Haley's father ever passed away. I
wouldn't even I just wouldn't. It'dbe a little bit longer too, where
I just wouldn't say, well,yeah, it'd be are you feeling it?
Are you horny? I am.I've been working season every day because
sometimes you're in the season where you'renot horny at all. And that's where
I kind of because we were gettingafter it a bunch before Buster passed,
(05:16):
so we were in peak fur season. Oh and then and now we're hit
that valley. But I've been workingout a lot. Does that make you?
Yeah, it makes me, makesme want to get after it.
Do you feel sex? Because Ifeel sex? I don't feel it's bloated
and I was tired, you knowwhat I'm saying. So so so I've
(05:38):
been feeling it, but there's nothingI can do. You a fucking giant
carney inside of Bride. I'm stillready to get down. If I can't,
I can find that. Don't saythat that's true. If I'm bloated,
I can't. I can't do it. And then, uh I don't
like me. I feel fat?Yeah, And then uh so I haven't
(06:00):
said anything that's hard thing and she'sjust been it's been hard for her,
and she's a horny person, sochances are maybe shel throw it out there
when she's ready. Yeah, andthat's what I was hoping. Okay,
okay, waiting for that. Shehad mentioned maybe a couple of days ago,
maybe another week or two. Oh, so she's aware that it's not
happening. Yeah, And I waslike, all right, and I don't
I don't jerk It's okay, waita minute, just to take your time.
(06:27):
I don't need the eye roll andput it your watch. Come on,
I don't. I don't jerk offa lot. Whoa, I just
don't so like but I have beenlately because it's you know, you gotta
do what you gotta do in thedesert. I mean yeah, and uh
so I guess me either, whatare you saying? I don't like that?
(06:48):
Oh you don't like that? Ever, my wife and my phone pictures
of your wife friend, if Iwere to do that, yeah, I
know, like me and Robert.Robert. Only thing he doesn't how to
use technology. Yeah, it's tooold. She does have a picture book
of some nude photos of me.That's all he uses. All I uses
that or maybe the old J.C. Penny's catalog or something like that.
(07:13):
Man, No, he wants tosee the braziers a Sears catalog.
You can secrets, you guys,you guys, hey, you would be
mad at that. Doesn't look atporn? What is sweetie? That's nice?
(07:33):
Same way, you're the same way. Okay, So I uh,
that's what you're doing too? Thorjust pictures, I haley, No,
oh pornhub I don't know why aboutit? I uh so I So,
I was about to leave the houseyesterday and she made a ment that her
shoulder was hurting her. So Isaid, I'll give you a massage later.
(07:54):
And then I made a point,going, we don't have enoughing has
to happen. Just give me amassage. That because because I know her,
and she always thinks I have anangle, even though I don't.
No, I don't. When itcomes to sex, I really don't get.
I don't, and she always thinksI do. If the boom were
too offer to rub my shoulder,that means he wants to have intercourse.
(08:15):
I get that, but sometimes Ido something nice. Anything they hear,
what's the closest hold? Get theear? I don't know, I don't
know. The guy gets wild theguy gets wild, but you're not that
guy. You can give a backrub without the yes and then you go
that's where star just a little ointgoink. But now you're full. Now
(08:37):
I get gets So I said that, and I'm like, no, she
goes, No, it's okay,it's okay. So I'm thinking, oh,
oh, it's okay, we're goingthere, okay, okay. So
I leave and I come home andcome up from the gym, and I
(08:58):
put on TV and I'm not bloading, not bloated, right blow ring day
yesterday at the gym, sick.Thank you. Those traps trap the lats
more next shoulders, Oh, Idon't know, Come on, man,
come on your traps are you know? Obviously yep, right there right definitely
definitely not the lats stupid. IfI was doing shoulders and back, yeah,
(09:22):
shoulders is where you're back, eddie. What muscle does the kettle bell
that you walk around the gym?Was that you name it? It's a
full vo workout core you're walking aroundwith just one kettle bell. Lats for
sure, some splats everywhere? Man, what I actually they're called? I
actually was doing that the other dayat the gym, just walking around the
(09:43):
kettle bell right, I was,no, I did people going after I
was doing. I was, Iwas doing this cardio machine and I grabbed
two kettle bells and I walked backand one only. Yeah, so I
saw I come home and she's I'mlike, what are you doing? She
(10:05):
says she's at the ranch, andI'm like, all right, cool,
because she's she's got her horse Blissthere, and then she's also training another
horse, a younger horse, kindof a wild horse that she's getting paid
to train because hey, he wasa horse trainer, so you know,
it's it's always dangerous when you're inthere with a horse, with a new,
untrained horse. And I know that, and she knows that, but
you know, she knows what she'sdoing. I wouldn't go in there with
the horse because that would be funobviously. Yeah. So so I uh
(10:31):
get I get a call like afew minutes after that, and I'm like,
what the fuck? And I answered, and it's Hayley, and I
go, what's going on? Andshe and she's in pain, and she
says that they were walking back fromthe round pin because she was running the
horse a little bit and the horsegot spooked and the horse isn't trained all
the way, and the horse knockedher over when they were walking, stepped
on her back and then pulled herlike twenty feet stop. Oh sorry,
(11:00):
after a couple of feet in like, okay, that's just me. But
I think she wouldn't want the horseto get away. I don't care.
Let's go get the hell out ofthere. I just got stepped on.
I just got you'd be fucking glue. Oh my god, that's why you
don't do that. So I areyou okay? And she says, I
(11:20):
think I broke my femur because shecouldn't move her leg, and I'm thinking,
oh my god, here, hey, listen, black Cloud, this
is just another one checked off.Yeah, we haven't really got a broken
bone yet. So I'm thinking,is now if she broke like I gotta
take care of everything like this,this is what your beautiful convenience from you?
(11:41):
And what do you I mean,what would you take care of just
everything? I have to do everything. We split everything pretty much down the
middle now with like doing things aroundthe house. But I doesn't have to
add and take care of the horse. And this is your this is what
you're concerned about. It's not.I'm worried about my wife. So then
I go, are you sure,what about what about the medical bills?
(12:03):
Because we have We're okay, great, so that's that's that's a huge okay.
So I so I get rid ofI don't say anything about that,
and I asked, okay, whydon't she trying to cland up. And
after a few minutes she stands upand she feels better, but her knees
all swollen and her back is killingher, which I just let go.
Then Okayie stepped on her and thendirect her. It happens very fast.
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I get it. It's very fast, go really fast. Oh my god,
you're like rot Titanic. You're justletting go bro all over. That
not true, not true, becauseI switched places with the horse analogy.
So so I go, okay,we'll just come home. And she's like,
all right, I'm gonna put thehorse away and the I'm gonna come
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home. And now I immediately knowsex happen. Well, she's have sex
with that sexing happening. She's jackedup, broken land suck it up a
little bit whatever. So I said, okay, so blow you mean yeah,
give me your hands. She justgot stepped on. I can't get
her hand. Job, I can'tget a hand her right hand is fine?
Is your mouth broken? I'm askingyou know, it's definitely not,
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because she's still yapping. Oh horrible? Whoa Okay, Okay, So I
said, okay, I gotta,I gotta, I gotta get this load
off. It's been a few days. Excuse me, so when hold what
load? What load? Are wetalking about? Like, I gotta jerk
off and get this load out becauseit's been a few days. Was it
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also because you were expecting day getit? Yeah? I was like excited
about it. You know. Wasit going to be a big load?
We all know that document you lovea bit low? Because I haven't had
a load in a while. Ithink you said nothing's better than a big
Yeah, it's been about a week, so this thing's gonna be huge.
So so I take care of thatin the toilet, in the toilet,
of course, easy clean. It'sthe foulest thing. She's home. No,
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sorry and family, sorry, idiot. Sorry. And then as soon
as I finished, stars yeah,as soon as I yeah, as soon
as I finish, Haley rolls updodged a bullet because that's embarrassing if I
put everything away, and you know, I look at her knee, it's
all swollen. She got a bigbruise on her back. I felt bad
for her. I get her eyes, the whole thing. Then she cooks
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it, so you're not. Shesaid she would cook dinner. She's hobbling
around cooking dinner. I said,are you sure you want to cook?
And she went, yeah, i'llcook. And I went, okay,
because I was gonna, I'll getsomething if you don't want to cook.
I've been really nice about like tryingto do everything since Buster passed, obviously,
so thank you. This guy metalbig so I we're sitting down,
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we're eating and we're joking around,and for some reason I mentioned that I
jerked off earlier. Why do youdo this? I don't know, why
do you do this? And sheyou don't have to share? How do
you say it? I said?I said, you know, after the
bliss thing happened, I'm not thethe horse thing because it wasn't blissed.
Was another horse. After the otherhorse thing happened, I rubbed the one
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out real quick before you got home. You almost caught me. And then
she looked me like I was crazy. Well, yeah, you're so,
what's wrong with you? And shesaid, what's wrong with you? What
would you? What would you?She said that she was annoyed that she
was in this pain and all thisstuff. And I was still able to
jerk off, and I go,what did you being in pain? I
(15:24):
was stopped me eving jerking off.You were fine. You got a little
bruised up, but you're good.Kind of weird dude, that your wife
was in a horse accident and yourfirst thought is gotta get real this load.
That's pretty wild. Yeah, that'spretty crazy. I don't think so
why would you voluntarily tell stupid?I don't know. We were joking around
watching the Bengals game. How wouldyou feel? How would you feel if
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you were in a motorcycle accident?And the whole lot of tigers, that's
what you do, tires. Theyhave my back, okay. And then
in the case of valuation, shouldbe completely free. Started to really get
me going. That's that's that's prettywell. And then you come home to
find out that she heard that news, knew you were on your way home,
and decided to dittle. I wouldget it. I'd be relieved that
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she doesn't want to have sex withme. You're so full of I'd be
like, give me a break,get monkey off my back. Yeah,
like all you had to do wasjust let go. You know. That's
right, that's right.
Well, it gets a little trickywhen you have some sort of tragedy in
your life, but you still wantto get it in, you know.
I mean it's tough, right.So unfortunately Thor and his wife Haley,
they lost their dog a couple ofweeks ago, their beloved Buster, which
was Hayley's dog forever. I meanshe's had him thirteen years and so,
(00:21):
and Haley said it was her soulmate. Yeah, it was Buster boy,
Bluster was they had. They hadthey had that like heart chain where
one Haley had one heart and hehad the other heart. Yeah, and
he had the other heart. Andthey have and somebody one of her friends
got that picture framed from Etsy andnow lights up with a poem on it.
(00:46):
And that's right by her bedside andwhen her ashes, his ashes will
be there too. All right,yeah, you do. So that happened
a couple of weeks ago, andyou know, obviously sad times and that
means there's been no hanky to thepanky in the bedroom. I get that.
And so we had a couple ofweeks what do we think are we
(01:07):
getting Are we getting close? Well, unfortunately for Thor, not so much.
We ain't done yet. It's timefor the past, completely uncensored and
being filtered except for that part.The show's after show starts now as uh
(01:30):
a little tricky, like how longdo you wait till you start testing those
waters? Now? You know,everybody's gonna have some sort of tragedy go
down in their life. You know, it's sort of tough if you're a
dude, because I feel like mostof the time guys are a little bit
hornier than women. I mean notin every case. I'm calm down,
(01:53):
I'm so offended. Well, youyou know, with horny all the time
when you're when your dad passed away, did the boo like did he test
those waters at some point? Likehow long did he wait before he wanted
to get back in there? Doyou? Can you remember? So,
I want to say, my dadpassed on like a Thursday or something like
(02:15):
that, Saturday, and guaranteed andshe did come to work the next which
was crazy, was yeah, wild, yeah, yeah, I didn't know
what to do. And I'm like, if I stay home, I'm just
going to be stewing in it,so might as well come to work and
like laugh a little bit. Yeah, yeah, and so, and like
Eddy said, Saturday nights are guaranteednight. So I want to say clearly
(02:37):
that first Saturday, not trying.You don't know what a guarantee means it,
Okay, shut up. If yousay guaranteed, guaranteed mean isn't it
guaranteed asterix? There's a little asteriskfor you know what, COVID death and
sickness? All right, Yeah,some sort of tragedy. So that first
Saturday, a couple of days out, not trying, I believe the next
(03:00):
Saturday, so we're over a weekout, not trying. Yeah, respect,
you can't, Yeah you can't.Yeah, yeah, can he say
no a little something I I with, Yeah, no, I can't.
Though, Yeah, the boot iscrazy, but that's nuts. But he
(03:22):
does have porn in his life,so I you know, it's not like
it's not like he's in the desk. He didn't stop either, shut up,
Yeah I was. And I thinkwhen we hit the next weekend,
so that's almost like two weeks anda couple of days, I think he
finally like lobbed it out there,you know, of like that. Can
(03:42):
I tell you what I would say? What? And I'm not even joking,
God, what I would say?You know, I'll make you feel
better? Oh God, and Iwould if if she started getting mad at
be like, obviously, I'm joking. I'm just trying to make you know,
you're trying to make you I'm tryingto make last never But if she
was like, Okaye, to waitdoing it, that's weird. So obviously
(04:10):
sort of you know, same realm. If you go through a tragedy,
what do you? Where do you? How do you? When do you?
I don't know? So thor thisis how long ago did this happen?
Two a half weeks? Okay?Was that long ago? Yeah?
Why does it not feel that becauseI think it was. I think was
last That wasn't it was two weeksago? It was? Okay? Right,
(04:33):
So this Friday, I think thiscoming Friday will be two weeks.
Sorry, I'm a two and ahalf weeks, so we're a week and
a half out. I got theFridays confused. You're right, So a
week and a half I have,I know my situation. I'm not saying
anything. Oh really, you're noteven gonna tempt it, no, I
because they just know, you know, and like the same thing with like
(04:56):
if it with Haley, God forbid, Haley's father ever passed away. I
wouldn't even I just wouldn't. It'dbe a little bit longer too, where
I just wouldn't say, well,yeah, it'd be are you feeling it?
Are you horny? I am.I've been working season every day because
sometimes you're in the season where you'renot horny at all. And that's where
I kind of because we were gettingafter it a bunch before Buster passed,
(05:16):
so we were in peak fur season. Oh and then and now we're hit
that valley. But I've been workingout a lot. Does that make you?
Yeah, it makes me, makesme want to get after it.
Do you feel sex? Because Ifeel sex? I don't feel it's bloated
and I was tired, you knowwhat I'm saying. So so so I've
(05:38):
been feeling it, but there's nothingI can do. You a fucking giant
carney inside of Bride. I'm stillready to get down. If I can't,
I can find that. Don't saythat that's true. If I'm bloated,
I can't. I can't do it. And then, uh I don't
like me. I feel fat?Yeah, And then uh so I haven't
(06:00):
said anything that's hard thing and she'sjust been it's been hard for her,
and she's a horny person, sochances are maybe shel throw it out there
when she's ready. Yeah, andthat's what I was hoping. Okay,
okay, waiting for that. Shehad mentioned maybe a couple of days ago,
maybe another week or two. Oh, so she's aware that it's not
happening. Yeah, And I waslike, all right, and I don't
I don't jerk It's okay, waita minute, just to take your time.
(06:27):
I don't need the eye roll andput it your watch. Come on,
I don't. I don't jerk offa lot. Whoa, I just
don't so like but I have beenlately because it's you know, you gotta
do what you gotta do in thedesert. I mean yeah, and uh
so I guess me either, whatare you saying? I don't like that?
(06:48):
Oh you don't like that? Ever, my wife and my phone pictures
of your wife friend, if Iwere to do that, yeah, I
know, like me and Robert.Robert. Only thing he doesn't how to
use technology. Yeah, it's tooold. She does have a picture book
of some nude photos of me.That's all he uses. All I uses
that or maybe the old J.C. Penny's catalog or something like that.
(07:13):
Man, No, he wants tosee the braziers a Sears catalog.
You can secrets, you guys,you guys, hey, you would be
mad at that. Doesn't look atporn? What is sweetie? That's nice?
(07:33):
Same way, you're the same way. Okay, So I uh,
that's what you're doing too? Thorjust pictures, I haley, No,
oh pornhub I don't know why aboutit? I uh so I So,
I was about to leave the houseyesterday and she made a ment that her
shoulder was hurting her. So Isaid, I'll give you a massage later.
(07:54):
And then I made a point,going, we don't have enoughing has
to happen. Just give me amassage. That because because I know her,
and she always thinks I have anangle, even though I don't.
No, I don't. When itcomes to sex, I really don't get.
I don't, and she always thinksI do. If the boom were
too offer to rub my shoulder,that means he wants to have intercourse.
(08:15):
I get that, but sometimes Ido something nice. Anything they hear,
what's the closest hold? Get theear? I don't know, I don't
know. The guy gets wild theguy gets wild, but you're not that
guy. You can give a backrub without the yes and then you go
that's where star just a little ointgoink. But now you're full. Now
(08:37):
I get gets So I said that, and I'm like, no, she
goes, No, it's okay,it's okay. So I'm thinking, oh,
oh, it's okay, we're goingthere, okay, okay. So
I leave and I come home andcome up from the gym, and I
(08:58):
put on TV and I'm not bloading, not bloated, right blow ring day
yesterday at the gym, sick.Thank you. Those traps trap the lats
more next shoulders, Oh, Idon't know, Come on, man,
come on your traps are you know? Obviously yep, right there right definitely
definitely not the lats stupid. IfI was doing shoulders and back, yeah,
(09:22):
shoulders is where you're back, eddie. What muscle does the kettle bell
that you walk around the gym?Was that you name it? It's a
full vo workout core you're walking aroundwith just one kettle bell. Lats for
sure, some splats everywhere? Man, what I actually they're called? I
actually was doing that the other dayat the gym, just walking around the
(09:43):
kettle bell right, I was,no, I did people going after I
was doing. I was, Iwas doing this cardio machine and I grabbed
two kettle bells and I walked backand one only. Yeah, so I
saw I come home and she's I'mlike, what are you doing? She
(10:05):
says she's at the ranch, andI'm like, all right, cool,
because she's she's got her horse Blissthere, and then she's also training another
horse, a younger horse, kindof a wild horse that she's getting paid
to train because hey, he wasa horse trainer, so you know,
it's it's always dangerous when you're inthere with a horse, with a new,
untrained horse. And I know that, and she knows that, but
you know, she knows what she'sdoing. I wouldn't go in there with
the horse because that would be funobviously. Yeah. So so I uh
(10:31):
get I get a call like afew minutes after that, and I'm like,
what the fuck? And I answered, and it's Hayley, and I
go, what's going on? Andshe and she's in pain, and she
says that they were walking back fromthe round pin because she was running the
horse a little bit and the horsegot spooked and the horse isn't trained all
the way, and the horse knockedher over when they were walking, stepped
on her back and then pulled herlike twenty feet stop. Oh sorry,
(11:00):
after a couple of feet in like, okay, that's just me. But
I think she wouldn't want the horseto get away. I don't care.
Let's go get the hell out ofthere. I just got stepped on.
I just got you'd be fucking glue. Oh my god, that's why you
don't do that. So I areyou okay? And she says, I
(11:20):
think I broke my femur because shecouldn't move her leg, and I'm thinking,
oh my god, here, hey, listen, black Cloud, this
is just another one checked off.Yeah, we haven't really got a broken
bone yet. So I'm thinking,is now if she broke like I gotta
take care of everything like this,this is what your beautiful convenience from you?
(11:41):
And what do you I mean,what would you take care of just
everything? I have to do everything. We split everything pretty much down the
middle now with like doing things aroundthe house. But I doesn't have to
add and take care of the horse. And this is your this is what
you're concerned about. It's not.I'm worried about my wife. So then
I go, are you sure,what about what about the medical bills?
(12:03):
Because we have We're okay, great, so that's that's that's a huge okay.
So I so I get rid ofI don't say anything about that,
and I asked, okay, whydon't she trying to cland up. And
after a few minutes she stands upand she feels better, but her knees
all swollen and her back is killingher, which I just let go.
Then Okayie stepped on her and thendirect her. It happens very fast.
(12:24):
I get it. It's very fast, go really fast. Oh my god,
you're like rot Titanic. You're justletting go bro all over. That
not true, not true, becauseI switched places with the horse analogy.
So so I go, okay,we'll just come home. And she's like,
all right, I'm gonna put thehorse away and the I'm gonna come
(12:46):
home. And now I immediately knowsex happen. Well, she's have sex
with that sexing happening. She's jackedup, broken land suck it up a
little bit whatever. So I said, okay, so blow you mean yeah,
give me your hands. She justgot stepped on. I can't get
her hand. Job, I can'tget a hand her right hand is fine?
Is your mouth broken? I'm askingyou know, it's definitely not,
(13:11):
because she's still yapping. Oh horrible? Whoa Okay, Okay, So I
said, okay, I gotta,I gotta, I gotta get this load
off. It's been a few days. Excuse me, so when hold what
load? What load? Are wetalking about? Like, I gotta jerk
off and get this load out becauseit's been a few days. Was it
(13:35):
also because you were expecting day getit? Yeah? I was like excited
about it. You know. Wasit going to be a big load?
We all know that document you lovea bit low? Because I haven't had
a load in a while. Ithink you said nothing's better than a big
Yeah, it's been about a week, so this thing's gonna be huge.
So so I take care of thatin the toilet, in the toilet,
of course, easy clean. It'sthe foulest thing. She's home. No,
(13:58):
sorry and family, sorry, idiot. Sorry. And then as soon
as I finished, stars yeah,as soon as I yeah, as soon
as I finish, Haley rolls updodged a bullet because that's embarrassing if I
put everything away, and you know, I look at her knee, it's
all swollen. She got a bigbruise on her back. I felt bad
for her. I get her eyes, the whole thing. Then she cooks
(14:20):
it, so you're not. Shesaid she would cook dinner. She's hobbling
around cooking dinner. I said,are you sure you want to cook?
And she went, yeah, i'llcook. And I went, okay,
because I was gonna, I'll getsomething if you don't want to cook.
I've been really nice about like tryingto do everything since Buster passed, obviously,
so thank you. This guy metalbig so I we're sitting down,
(14:43):
we're eating and we're joking around,and for some reason I mentioned that I
jerked off earlier. Why do youdo this? I don't know, why
do you do this? And sheyou don't have to share? How do
you say it? I said?I said, you know, after the
bliss thing happened, I'm not thethe horse thing because it wasn't blissed.
Was another horse. After the otherhorse thing happened, I rubbed the one
(15:03):
out real quick before you got home. You almost caught me. And then
she looked me like I was crazy. Well, yeah, you're so,
what's wrong with you? And shesaid, what's wrong with you? What
would you? What would you?She said that she was annoyed that she
was in this pain and all thisstuff. And I was still able to
jerk off, and I go,what did you being in pain? I
(15:24):
was stopped me eving jerking off.You were fine. You got a little
bruised up, but you're good.Kind of weird dude, that your wife
was in a horse accident and yourfirst thought is gotta get real this load.
That's pretty wild. Yeah, that'spretty crazy. I don't think so
why would you voluntarily tell stupid?I don't know. We were joking around
watching the Bengals game. How wouldyou feel? How would you feel if
(15:46):
you were in a motorcycle accident?And the whole lot of tigers, that's
what you do, tires. Theyhave my back, okay. And then
in the case of valuation, shouldbe completely free. Started to really get
me going. That's that's that's prettywell. And then you come home to
find out that she heard that news, knew you were on your way home,
and decided to dittle. I wouldget it. I'd be relieved that
(16:11):
she doesn't want to have sex withme. You're so full of I'd be
like, give me a break,get monkey off my back. Yeah,
like all you had to do wasjust let go. You know. That's
right, that's right.
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