September 27, 2023 • 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, in light of spooky season being upon us we talk about spirits, hauntings and a WILD claim from someone famous about something a spirit allegedly did.
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(00:00):
Well, earlier this morning, wewere talking about haunted houses and how many
people believe they actually have some sortof thing going on at their house that
is paranormal and stuff like that.I don't but blededly, like, what
was it? One in six skypeople believe that they have a haunted house
or something like that. Yeah,whether it's a bad ghost, a good
(00:22):
ghost, or just somebody who's leftover, one in six claim there's something
going on with their house. MWell, there is a celebrity that is
documenting what's going on at their house. They believe that they have a spirit
in their house and that they aredoing stuff to her. We ain't done
(00:43):
yet. It's time for the past, completely uncensored and unapting filtered except for
that part the shows after show starts. Now, Well, the celebrity that
has come out and says, oh, yeah, there's something going on in
(01:04):
my house is Cardi B. CardiB believe that she has a ghost or
spirit or something that is going onat her house and she's getting freaked out.
Yeah that's scary, is it?Well, you didn't get scared by
ghosts that if they're good ghosts,then you are cool with it. Yeah,
(01:26):
I don't know why I envisioned CardiB to have a massive house,
And for some reason that makes mescared because you never know when you're gonna
But you have a bigger house thanCardi B. Everything. I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about. My house I have. I
have a normal size house, SoI don't know, like your normal size
head. Yeah, yeah you don't. You don't get its circumference. I
(01:51):
do get measurements. You're really off. Yeah, guy has a normal size
house for that area. Oh youknow what I mean? What's all relative?
And she has a normal size headfor like adult Yeah right, yeah,
even that for a human, foran adults human. I have a
normal size set well doing cardib Yeah, I doesn't believe she's got some sort
(02:12):
of ghost or something like that.And of course, like what we do
with everything, we get our phonesout and we document things, and she
is documenting and posting it on hersocial media. So this is her listening
to what's going on at her houseand throwing that out there. So I
go and I take a shower,and I get out the shower and I
(02:34):
lay on my bed. I starthearing us like a fly sound right.
I told my driver to go getone of those things that you kill a
fly with, the whatever spectulor's killthe fly. I don't see the fly
nowhere. I call my security guardsand tell the other security guard this outside
to come in my house to hearthe sound. Tell me how the sound
(02:55):
is gone. Okay, I don'teven know where to begin. So much.
She laid down in her bed andhere is a buzzing sound. Is
it really that crazy that it couldbe, you know, an actual bug?
An Actually, she doesn't know whata fly swatter is. She needs
(03:17):
that spatula thing slappy, and she'sasking her driver to get it when she
laid in the bed. Yeah,she said, I asked my driver to
go get the fly flatula thing.Where's the driver? Is he in the
bed with her? Out of theshowers? Where do you get your driver?
(03:38):
And you can't get it? Andisn't a driver's responsibility to fetch items?
Your driver is your driver? Ifeel like he's in the car.
Yeah, yeah, they're just supposedto drive. I don't know. Maybe
I don't get how this all works. I don't get it. So then
she goes, now, driver,this guy's an idiot. I gotta get
I gotta get my security team onthis. Yes, I asked this one
security guard and then I asked mysecond security didn't come in here because this
(04:00):
is crazy. I'm here buzzing.Then I'm not here buzzing. You know,
what the hell is going on here? Okay? That that from start
to finish was too much. Hervoice is also wild. Oh it is
that accent. It's crazy. It'sa lot. It's a lot, and
I don't know why. We're justnot assuming it's a fly, like because
lots of times flies can fly by, but you don't actually see them.
(04:24):
They're like gone before I go intoa different room. Here's some sort of
buzzing going on, you know,in the bed. You know that'll happen
to you. Maybe she didn't realizeshe had oh a little a toy bullets
bullet specific Emily, that'll get you, so whatever, Okay, bottom line
(04:45):
is, Cardi Bi believes this thisis no fly. There's something something wrong
here. Okay. She believes thatthis situation, this whatever you want to
call it, spirit ghost okay,paranolma activity, it's only happening when her
husband offset These are humans. Bythe way, Cardi b Offset I don't.
(05:09):
I'm not in this world. Itonly happens when he's Offset kind of
yes, that is it? Onlythis only happens when Offset is not in
the house. Okay, there's aghost or a spirit in this house.
And what I don't like about itis when Offset is in this house,
nothing ever happens. But when I'malone, it always want to fool me,
(05:30):
mind you. When I be inthe house in Atlanta and New York,
there's nothing, but this house inLA is always some weird vibe when
I'm here. Hmm, you knowwhat do you think that could be?
I don't know. The house inAtlanta, at the house in LA,
the house in New York, nogood, those are good with it when
(05:53):
Offset's not there. So if it'sonly when her husband is gone, do
we believe there's something sexual going onher? I don't know why sexual.
I don't know. Why does thisonly fuck with Cardi b when the husband's
gone. Maybe I don't know.I don't know. It only comes around
she's more heightened when she's home alone. And they're all, okay, okay,
(06:15):
we've got security team. By theway, this guy, oh,
okay, we bring our security guardsin. They don't hear nothing. Yeah,
it's only when she's alone in theroom. Huh, what's up with
that? I don't know, youexplain that to me. Well, I
looks clearly something's up, really clearlysomething. Something is strange afoot and Cardi
Billy B believes this is sexual.I feel like if I'm going to sleep,
(06:38):
the ghost is gonna me because hewants me. And I'm just so
disoriented because I'm so alone in thishouse with this ghost that clearly wants me,
because he only comes around when I'mhearing by myself. He wants the
ghost wants to fuck her. Yeah, and also there was bleep there,
(07:00):
which is disappointing. Yeah, shesaid that he wants to finger pop her.
What is that? Emily? Youare Emily, you are a master
of the finger bang. She's afinger blaster, finger blaster's fingers, the
fingerpop. I have never fucking heardabout a fingerpop, but now I am
very excited to learn about it.I mean, I think it's just a
(07:20):
term for just a term, right, finger banging, blast, finger pause.
I love a good finger bang.Excuse me, I love Yeah,
it's the best. Really, Oh, nothing beats it. Nothing beats it's
really hard to Oh it, wouldyou like a spirit fingerpop? Sure?
Excuse me? Why not? Isthat? Is that? Is that cheating?
(07:44):
Did I get in trouble for that? I don't think so? What
if I said no? Sure,I don't know, I'd be really wild.
You're laying there, yeah, andyou're starting to feel something. Yeah,
i'd be really crazy. Yeah,happened to the movie scary movie too.
Oh you're na Faris got banged bythe Oh really, I don't No,
she didn't know, she didn't knowwho was doing it, but it
(08:05):
was the ghost, that's right.Yeah, like orgasms, I think so.
Yeah, she she got off.She she had a good time.
Yeah, that's what I was thinkingof my head. Really, yeah,
she could do it. I coulddo it. Was it wasn't So you're
okay with it? Yeah? Sure? Does it matter what the ghost looks
like? It doesn't matter the genderof the I feel like you can't see
(08:28):
it, but just something's happening,toody. That makes you have an organ
you're in so why not? Youknow? You know you're not good in
trouble. Those strings attached there?Yeah, can't catch feelings, but it
doesn't sound like you are in control. You can't call upon the ghost for
the fingerpop. It's when the ghostwants it. That's true. Yea,
it'll be like a nice, nicelittle surprise. But if you're not in
(08:50):
the mood, can I I can'treject it. It's a it's a spirit.
If there's some like magic I coulddo to push it away. What
the hell are we talking? Idon't even know. I don't even know,
but I do want it to comevisit me. You're sort of excited
about Okay, we have fingerpops.I'm excited. That's all that needed to
(09:11):
be said. Yes, huh,I think we should only call it finger
pops from now on. I'm noteven sure what that is. I don't
know sky, Yes, spirit fingerpopyou in see. I'm not as into
the pop as the best things is. Could we just you know, well,
(09:33):
what is it? Do you like? Maybe just just a little stimulation,
you know what I mean? Idon't need I don't know, I
don't need an I don't know whatI mean. You want? Yes,
exactly, exactly, A little littlerub rub, a little rubb and tug.
I believe it is what they callthat. No, it's a very
specific massage movie you don't have anythingto tug. Oh okay, okay,
(09:54):
So yeah, the finger pop isn'tmy favorite, so that's not what I'd
go for. But you know,if if a hot ghost decided, how
do you know it's hot because youfeel it? You know what I mean?
You just want it to be.Yeah, yeah, you feel the
chemistry. You know, if youfeel the hotness, you feel that big
dick energy, you know what Imean? Again, I do feel that
(10:16):
big dick energy from the ghost.You feel it from the ghost, that
big dick energy. Yeah. SoI don't need intercourse, so I don't
need finger popping. But you know, just good getting me off is always
is always nice from the ghost.Uncomfortable. I mean you asked the question
good getting me off? Yes,thank you? Thor are you're taking any
sort of sexual maneuvers from ghosts?I don't believe in ghosts. Yeah.
(10:41):
So this is if you started tofeel something down there and there's no find
that weird, you wouldn't want it. Like last night, I woke up
with a boner and I was wasweird. Oh why is that weird?
Because it wouldn't go away? Ohno, slap it now. Yeah,
Like I flicked it. Oh Jesus, it was just kidding. Oh my
god, that makes me uncomfortable.I was uncomfortable. I just wanted to
(11:05):
go to sleep, help the bonergo away. I've never done in my
life. I can. Does thathelp you? I just you know,
we'll think and oh, you're justthinking it'll go down, it goes away.
Well, he's got a special student. I mean he's going to be
He's an adventure not Captain Booner.Okay,
Well, earlier this morning, wewere talking about haunted houses and how many
people believe they actually have some sortof thing going on at their house that
is paranormal and stuff like that.I don't but blededly, like, what
was it? One in six skypeople believe that they have a haunted house
or something like that. Yeah,whether it's a bad ghost, a good
(00:22):
ghost, or just somebody who's leftover, one in six claim there's something
going on with their house. MWell, there is a celebrity that is
documenting what's going on at their house. They believe that they have a spirit
in their house and that they aredoing stuff to her. We ain't done
(00:43):
yet. It's time for the past, completely uncensored and unapting filtered except for
that part the shows after show starts. Now, Well, the celebrity that
has come out and says, oh, yeah, there's something going on in
(01:04):
my house is Cardi B. CardiB believe that she has a ghost or
spirit or something that is going onat her house and she's getting freaked out.
Yeah that's scary, is it?Well, you didn't get scared by
ghosts that if they're good ghosts,then you are cool with it. Yeah,
(01:26):
I don't know why I envisioned CardiB to have a massive house,
And for some reason that makes mescared because you never know when you're gonna
But you have a bigger house thanCardi B. Everything. I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about. My house I have. I
have a normal size house, SoI don't know, like your normal size
head. Yeah, yeah you don't. You don't get its circumference. I
(01:51):
do get measurements. You're really off. Yeah, guy has a normal size
house for that area. Oh youknow what I mean? What's all relative?
And she has a normal size headfor like adult Yeah right, yeah,
even that for a human, foran adults human. I have a
normal size set well doing cardib Yeah, I doesn't believe she's got some sort
(02:12):
of ghost or something like that.And of course, like what we do
with everything, we get our phonesout and we document things, and she
is documenting and posting it on hersocial media. So this is her listening
to what's going on at her houseand throwing that out there. So I
go and I take a shower,and I get out the shower and I
(02:34):
lay on my bed. I starthearing us like a fly sound right.
I told my driver to go getone of those things that you kill a
fly with, the whatever spectulor's killthe fly. I don't see the fly
nowhere. I call my security guardsand tell the other security guard this outside
to come in my house to hearthe sound. Tell me how the sound
(02:55):
is gone. Okay, I don'teven know where to begin. So much.
She laid down in her bed andhere is a buzzing sound. Is
it really that crazy that it couldbe, you know, an actual bug?
An Actually, she doesn't know whata fly swatter is. She needs
(03:17):
that spatula thing slappy, and she'sasking her driver to get it when she
laid in the bed. Yeah,she said, I asked my driver to
go get the fly flatula thing.Where's the driver? Is he in the
bed with her? Out of theshowers? Where do you get your driver?
(03:38):
And you can't get it? Andisn't a driver's responsibility to fetch items?
Your driver is your driver? Ifeel like he's in the car.
Yeah, yeah, they're just supposedto drive. I don't know. Maybe
I don't get how this all works. I don't get it. So then
she goes, now, driver,this guy's an idiot. I gotta get
I gotta get my security team onthis. Yes, I asked this one
security guard and then I asked mysecond security didn't come in here because this
(04:00):
is crazy. I'm here buzzing.Then I'm not here buzzing. You know,
what the hell is going on here? Okay? That that from start
to finish was too much. Hervoice is also wild. Oh it is
that accent. It's crazy. It'sa lot. It's a lot, and
I don't know why. We're justnot assuming it's a fly, like because
lots of times flies can fly by, but you don't actually see them.
(04:24):
They're like gone before I go intoa different room. Here's some sort of
buzzing going on, you know,in the bed. You know that'll happen
to you. Maybe she didn't realizeshe had oh a little a toy bullets
bullet specific Emily, that'll get you, so whatever, Okay, bottom line
(04:45):
is, Cardi Bi believes this thisis no fly. There's something something wrong
here. Okay. She believes thatthis situation, this whatever you want to
call it, spirit ghost okay,paranolma activity, it's only happening when her
husband offset These are humans. Bythe way, Cardi b Offset I don't.
(05:09):
I'm not in this world. Itonly happens when he's Offset kind of
yes, that is it? Onlythis only happens when Offset is not in
the house. Okay, there's aghost or a spirit in this house.
And what I don't like about itis when Offset is in this house,
nothing ever happens. But when I'malone, it always want to fool me,
(05:30):
mind you. When I be inthe house in Atlanta and New York,
there's nothing, but this house inLA is always some weird vibe when
I'm here. Hmm, you knowwhat do you think that could be?
I don't know. The house inAtlanta, at the house in LA,
the house in New York, nogood, those are good with it when
(05:53):
Offset's not there. So if it'sonly when her husband is gone, do
we believe there's something sexual going onher? I don't know why sexual.
I don't know. Why does thisonly fuck with Cardi b when the husband's
gone. Maybe I don't know.I don't know. It only comes around
she's more heightened when she's home alone. And they're all, okay, okay,
(06:15):
we've got security team. By theway, this guy, oh,
okay, we bring our security guardsin. They don't hear nothing. Yeah,
it's only when she's alone in theroom. Huh, what's up with
that? I don't know, youexplain that to me. Well, I
looks clearly something's up, really clearlysomething. Something is strange afoot and Cardi
Billy B believes this is sexual.I feel like if I'm going to sleep,
(06:38):
the ghost is gonna me because hewants me. And I'm just so
disoriented because I'm so alone in thishouse with this ghost that clearly wants me,
because he only comes around when I'mhearing by myself. He wants the
ghost wants to fuck her. Yeah, and also there was bleep there,
(07:00):
which is disappointing. Yeah, shesaid that he wants to finger pop her.
What is that? Emily? Youare Emily, you are a master
of the finger bang. She's afinger blaster, finger blaster's fingers, the
fingerpop. I have never fucking heardabout a fingerpop, but now I am
very excited to learn about it.I mean, I think it's just a
(07:20):
term for just a term, right, finger banging, blast, finger pause.
I love a good finger bang.Excuse me, I love Yeah,
it's the best. Really, Oh, nothing beats it. Nothing beats it's
really hard to Oh it, wouldyou like a spirit fingerpop? Sure?
Excuse me? Why not? Isthat? Is that? Is that cheating?
(07:44):
Did I get in trouble for that? I don't think so? What
if I said no? Sure,I don't know, I'd be really wild.
You're laying there, yeah, andyou're starting to feel something. Yeah,
i'd be really crazy. Yeah,happened to the movie scary movie too.
Oh you're na Faris got banged bythe Oh really, I don't No,
she didn't know, she didn't knowwho was doing it, but it
(08:05):
was the ghost, that's right.Yeah, like orgasms, I think so.
Yeah, she she got off.She she had a good time.
Yeah, that's what I was thinkingof my head. Really, yeah,
she could do it. I coulddo it. Was it wasn't So you're
okay with it? Yeah? Sure? Does it matter what the ghost looks
like? It doesn't matter the genderof the I feel like you can't see
(08:28):
it, but just something's happening,toody. That makes you have an organ
you're in so why not? Youknow? You know you're not good in
trouble. Those strings attached there?Yeah, can't catch feelings, but it
doesn't sound like you are in control. You can't call upon the ghost for
the fingerpop. It's when the ghostwants it. That's true. Yea,
it'll be like a nice, nicelittle surprise. But if you're not in
(08:50):
the mood, can I I can'treject it. It's a it's a spirit.
If there's some like magic I coulddo to push it away. What
the hell are we talking? Idon't even know. I don't even know,
but I do want it to comevisit me. You're sort of excited
about Okay, we have fingerpops.I'm excited. That's all that needed to
(09:11):
be said. Yes, huh,I think we should only call it finger
pops from now on. I'm noteven sure what that is. I don't
know sky, Yes, spirit fingerpopyou in see. I'm not as into
the pop as the best things is. Could we just you know, well,
(09:33):
what is it? Do you like? Maybe just just a little stimulation,
you know what I mean? Idon't need I don't know, I
don't need an I don't know whatI mean. You want? Yes,
exactly, exactly, A little littlerub rub, a little rubb and tug.
I believe it is what they callthat. No, it's a very
specific massage movie you don't have anythingto tug. Oh okay, okay,
(09:54):
So yeah, the finger pop isn'tmy favorite, so that's not what I'd
go for. But you know,if if a hot ghost decided, how
do you know it's hot because youfeel it? You know what I mean?
You just want it to be.Yeah, yeah, you feel the
chemistry. You know, if youfeel the hotness, you feel that big
dick energy, you know what Imean? Again, I do feel that
(10:16):
big dick energy from the ghost.You feel it from the ghost, that
big dick energy. Yeah. SoI don't need intercourse, so I don't
need finger popping. But you know, just good getting me off is always
is always nice from the ghost.Uncomfortable. I mean you asked the question
good getting me off? Yes,thank you? Thor are you're taking any
sort of sexual maneuvers from ghosts?I don't believe in ghosts. Yeah.
(10:41):
So this is if you started tofeel something down there and there's no find
that weird, you wouldn't want it. Like last night, I woke up
with a boner and I was wasweird. Oh why is that weird?
Because it wouldn't go away? Ohno, slap it now. Yeah,
Like I flicked it. Oh Jesus, it was just kidding. Oh my
god, that makes me uncomfortable.I was uncomfortable. I just wanted to
(11:05):
go to sleep, help the bonergo away. I've never done in my
life. I can. Does thathelp you? I just you know,
we'll think and oh, you're justthinking it'll go down, it goes away.
Well, he's got a special student. I mean he's going to be
He's an adventure not Captain Booner.Okay,
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