September 28, 2023 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast we get a much overdue update on the filthy work toilets.
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(00:00):
Guys, we haven't had a situationwith the upshitter for a while now.
Don't get me wrong, it stillhappens. Yes, it's still happening.
The upshitter still happens a lot.I don't feel it happens as often as
it was. It was every Monday. You could, you know, set
a clock to it? Or arewe just now beaten down by the upshitter
(00:21):
and we're not as affected by it? Because I'm still I don't know.
I kind of have to ask ourupshitter expert, ze, is it's still
happening every Monday? Not everybody?Yeah? I didn't think because it's I
mean, how could it not affectyou? You walk in there and there's
ship on the walls. I meanthat's not a joke. That's not a
(00:42):
joke. It's up happened, yes, but we just haven't I mean because
it's the same old, same old. There's not really anything to talk about.
It's still happening. But there isan update now, something else has
appeared in the restroom that we can'treally figure out. We ain't done yet.
(01:06):
It's time completely uncensored and uning filteredexcept for that part the show's after
show starts now. Yeah, Icannot understand this place. It is so
strange. Those bathrooms are bizarre.They don't make any sense. Yeah,
(01:30):
the upshit is still happening. It'severywhere, disgusting. The other day I
saw it on the very back sideof the toilet. So you have you
saw that where you know where theplumbing is. Yeah, so you have
the bowl, you have the plumbingwhere you have the handle. It goes
up. Yeah. No, it'snot like the one on your kind of
(01:51):
toilet at home with the tank andstuff. It goes up. The plumbing
goes up and then it's the handle. Yeah. And on the back side
of that, so it like goesto the wall there was shipped. It
would have to leap somehow got overthe plumbing and onto the back side of
(02:12):
that toilet. So incredible. Thoseships have to make noise, right,
Like, there's no way you canget that kind of at Do you swear
on your children? I don't know. I'd asked somebody, but I don't
want it. If you want tocrazy, something explosive happened in the bathroom.
Yeah, and you make noise whathappens and somebody hears it? Yeah,
(02:36):
you have to swear your children thatwill never happen. But then maybe
I don't know. It could beyour boots. It could be your boots.
Maybe I didn't shit in the bathroom, Pom huh, didn't in that
bathroom the day. That's what youguys forgotten. I swear on my child's
life, on everything about his lifelike that, and I really did that
(03:00):
that day. You really think lifeand jeopardy for this ship. I don't
think that. I don't think thatmeans you're putting his life in it?
Does It's not like throwing him infront of a train saying I swear I
didn't ship. I don't think.I don't think it's like putting guys.
Look at the color of her neck. Oh yeah, she's red. That's
scary. You're scary. I rememberthat. One time. I even gave
(03:25):
her an out and I was like, hey, maybe somebody came in.
I came in. She said,the bathroom left and I was in there
and then I came out. Butshe was so mad, she said that
didn't happen. It happen. Soyes, I do believe it's if you
have explosive diarrhea, which is whatthis is. Of course it makes it
(03:45):
has to make some noise. Oh, yes, so you know, we
we think we know who it is. At one point the finger was pointed
at thor Zeth cleared him, whichI think is crazy. But you know,
we do believe we know who itis that person that does it,
but we're not We can't name names. We're not really exactly sure. But
what is in there now? Idon't know what is happening anymore. So
(04:11):
we go in there the other dayand appearing now. Just just so everybody,
let me set the scene. Theseare against single stall bathrooms, one
toilet in each. There's two bathroomsover there, and for some reason,
and it's always been this way,there are chairs, Yes, in those
bathrooms. Doesn't does it fucking freakanyone else out? When the chair is
next to the toilet, yes,like yeah, like it's pulled, it's
(04:38):
pulled like close close to it,And I'm like, if somebody leaning on
it, it's between their feet.Is there a guest and they're having conversations
interview? Weird? I never wantto touch I use my foot to move
me too, So the only timeI feel that the chair is useful is
if I'm changing, So I'll bringa backpack in. I put my backpack
(04:59):
on the chair, changed my clothes, and then go about my business,
which still grosses me out of course, anything about that. There's a chair,
so there's got any ship on it. There's ship on the walls.
Yeah, that chair. I can'teven imagine. I can't do it.
So it is what it is.There's chairs in each restroom. I guess
(05:20):
for changing. I don't. Ireally don't know what. But it's always
been that way. We've never reallyquestioned it. No, no, and
nobody they never moved. No.Yeah, so we're talking fifteen years since
when I was in this building before. I was also long time, so
I thought the purpose of them wayback in the day because I, like
you guys said, like fifteen yearsno for your reading material, because back
(05:42):
back then, like there were stilllike we were still getting the newspaper here
every day, and I would goin there and there'd be the newspaper.
Now. I stopped using those bathroomsa decade ago when I realized how thin
the walls were and you can hearthe well. No, I just didn't
want people hearing me even tinkle,because I think one time I went there
and Eddie went in the other oneand yelled through the wall, sky,
I can hear you, Yes,he went, He's like, Sky,
(06:05):
I could hear you pining there becausehe knew I was self conscious about it.
I have not used those bathrooms since. I walked to the other side
of the building to use the largewomen's restroom. Not the vagina. Well,
no, no, just I justno. No. Emily, Emily
normal size. Anytime she goes intothe bathroom to go peek, she turns
(06:29):
the water on. I turned thewater. I turned the water on.
The water was on. That soundslike, that's weird farting. It was
the combination of the boots and thewaters. Explosives blowsive blows. Boots are
made for sitting. Oh so sovery bizarrely, in these restrooms you have
(06:54):
a toilet, yes, you havea sink, and you have a chair.
Again, we don't really know whatthe chairs for, but it isn't
there. Well, I go into use the bathroom. I want to
say it was Tuesday. I walkin there and I see something different,
because of course you see the samething every day. Yeah, is there's
something in there. It's gonna catry. Right away, I looked there was
(07:15):
something on the chair? Oh onthe chair? And I go, did
somebody leave something? Because that'll happenfrom time to time. You'll see somebody
forget their coffee mug on the sceneor whatever, and you go, Okay,
Well, I walk in there andI see something on the chair and
I don't recognize it. I don'tknow what it is. So I close
the door and I'm gonna go tothe bathroom, but I have to see
(07:35):
what this is first. I goover, I glance down and I see
there are now dude wipes. Dowe know what do wipes are? Everybody
know what do wipes are? Justin case there? I guess for men,
but I mean, anybody can seethat this is uh is that?
(07:57):
Why are you putting dude? Whyare we assuming it's a man? Like
I don't understand that. I feellike we ever put that in there is
assuming that it's a man who's blowingup that fucking bathroom, because because why
not just going too why not justgo to don't come in on the weekends
(08:18):
and upshit okay, and just getregular wipes. But if you get dude,
if you go get dude wipes,you specifically think that you're a that
the guy that's having explosive shit isa dude, and that's bullshit. You're
fighting the Why are we assuming it'sa man? You know, we did
eliminate Emily because it just is normallyon a Monday morning. You know,
(08:41):
before Emily, Emily just said whyI would never come into work and do
this. No, I'm thinking aboutit. You know, she's got one
bathroom, very small bathroom at home. Oh yeah, you don't want that
kind of sound, to that kindof noise. If you have explosive diar,
you're man, she would have toclean it up. Yeah, I'm
(09:01):
doing it here. Usually she maybecomes to work. Okay, I drive
over here. The person that wantsto leave here the most. I come
over here to go ship. Shehas those beer picular the weekend. I
don't get no, I don't verygood. I am very nice, solid
shits. Thank you very much.Solid. I actually pride myself. I
(09:24):
pride myself on I do. Iam proud. Wow, we're healthy,
loud. Thank you very much.Okay, thank you very much. So
dude wipes, I'm like, whatwhat is this? I thought, okay,
well maybe somebody uses dude wipes andthen just left him and forgot him.
Oh like personal staffs, Yes,okay, because if you want an
(09:46):
extra fresh butthole, I guess maybeyou know you're a big dude, white
person. And I did see theywere called they were minty fresh, which,
by the way, I find reallyweird. Oh really why? Yeah?
I feel like mint always correlates withyour mouth and the why would why
would you want some thing like minty? I feel like it's going to make
you tingle down there? Oh really, you think it's stinging the butthole a
little kind of mint, But it'sa good feeling though, Oh like a
(10:11):
finger Wait, not that kind offeeling. You know, he likes finger
up there? Yeah, well,just I don't around there around the rims.
Okay, So I thought maybe thatwould be the reason why they're in
personal sash left behind. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
no no no no no no nono no no no no. In
(10:35):
the other bathrooms, two on thechair are dude wipes. So somebody in
the higher ups okay, believes ifwe put dude wipes in the restrooms for
people to use, this will takecare of the upshitter problem. Because the
higher ups are aware of the upshitterthey've they've tried to put a corporate note
(10:56):
on there saying please don't. Idon't know anybody would think that that would
work because they put a toilet brush. Somebody actually bought toilet brushes for each
bathroom and they are never used.That's true. I don't think a lot
of thought maybe went into this,because how does dude wipes fix the upshit?
(11:22):
It doesn't fix. Maybe they're makinga joke out of it, maybe,
but it doesn't fix the shrap,no problem, your your butthole maybe
a little bit cleaner. Yeah,you know the person who's doing the upshitting.
We don't care about that. Idon't that's I don't care what they're
about. They clearly have to wipetheir back, so maybe they need use
Yeah, but that doesn't fix theproblems. I don't think that's do that.
(11:46):
So we can't really do that.But yeah, there wasn't enough thought
that went into Unless someone is goingaround looking for somebody who's upper back now
smells like mint, son of aand then we know who the fucking upshitter
is. Smell Okay, you guys,
Guys, we haven't had a situationwith the upshitter for a while now.
Don't get me wrong, it stillhappens. Yes, it's still happening.
The upshitter still happens a lot.I don't feel it happens as often as
it was. It was every Monday. You could, you know, set
a clock to it? Or arewe just now beaten down by the upshitter
(00:21):
and we're not as affected by it? Because I'm still I don't know.
I kind of have to ask ourupshitter expert, ze, is it's still
happening every Monday? Not everybody?Yeah? I didn't think because it's I
mean, how could it not affectyou? You walk in there and there's
ship on the walls. I meanthat's not a joke. That's not a
(00:42):
joke. It's up happened, yes, but we just haven't I mean because
it's the same old, same old. There's not really anything to talk about.
It's still happening. But there isan update now, something else has
appeared in the restroom that we can'treally figure out. We ain't done yet.
(01:06):
It's time completely uncensored and uning filteredexcept for that part the show's after
show starts now. Yeah, Icannot understand this place. It is so
strange. Those bathrooms are bizarre.They don't make any sense. Yeah,
(01:30):
the upshit is still happening. It'severywhere, disgusting. The other day I
saw it on the very back sideof the toilet. So you have you
saw that where you know where theplumbing is. Yeah, so you have
the bowl, you have the plumbingwhere you have the handle. It goes
up. Yeah. No, it'snot like the one on your kind of
(01:51):
toilet at home with the tank andstuff. It goes up. The plumbing
goes up and then it's the handle. Yeah. And on the back side
of that, so it like goesto the wall there was shipped. It
would have to leap somehow got overthe plumbing and onto the back side of
(02:12):
that toilet. So incredible. Thoseships have to make noise, right,
Like, there's no way you canget that kind of at Do you swear
on your children? I don't know. I'd asked somebody, but I don't
want it. If you want tocrazy, something explosive happened in the bathroom.
Yeah, and you make noise whathappens and somebody hears it? Yeah,
(02:36):
you have to swear your children thatwill never happen. But then maybe
I don't know. It could beyour boots. It could be your boots.
Maybe I didn't shit in the bathroom, Pom huh, didn't in that
bathroom the day. That's what youguys forgotten. I swear on my child's
life, on everything about his lifelike that, and I really did that
(03:00):
that day. You really think lifeand jeopardy for this ship. I don't
think that. I don't think thatmeans you're putting his life in it?
Does It's not like throwing him infront of a train saying I swear I
didn't ship. I don't think.I don't think it's like putting guys.
Look at the color of her neck. Oh yeah, she's red. That's
scary. You're scary. I rememberthat. One time. I even gave
(03:25):
her an out and I was like, hey, maybe somebody came in.
I came in. She said,the bathroom left and I was in there
and then I came out. Butshe was so mad, she said that
didn't happen. It happen. Soyes, I do believe it's if you
have explosive diarrhea, which is whatthis is. Of course it makes it
(03:45):
has to make some noise. Oh, yes, so you know, we
we think we know who it is. At one point the finger was pointed
at thor Zeth cleared him, whichI think is crazy. But you know,
we do believe we know who itis that person that does it,
but we're not We can't name names. We're not really exactly sure. But
what is in there now? Idon't know what is happening anymore. So
(04:11):
we go in there the other dayand appearing now. Just just so everybody,
let me set the scene. Theseare against single stall bathrooms, one
toilet in each. There's two bathroomsover there, and for some reason,
and it's always been this way,there are chairs, Yes, in those
bathrooms. Doesn't does it fucking freakanyone else out? When the chair is
next to the toilet, yes,like yeah, like it's pulled, it's
(04:38):
pulled like close close to it,And I'm like, if somebody leaning on
it, it's between their feet.Is there a guest and they're having conversations
interview? Weird? I never wantto touch I use my foot to move
me too, So the only timeI feel that the chair is useful is
if I'm changing, So I'll bringa backpack in. I put my backpack
(04:59):
on the chair, changed my clothes, and then go about my business,
which still grosses me out of course, anything about that. There's a chair,
so there's got any ship on it. There's ship on the walls.
Yeah, that chair. I can'teven imagine. I can't do it.
So it is what it is.There's chairs in each restroom. I guess
(05:20):
for changing. I don't. Ireally don't know what. But it's always
been that way. We've never reallyquestioned it. No, no, and
nobody they never moved. No.Yeah, so we're talking fifteen years since
when I was in this building before. I was also long time, so
I thought the purpose of them wayback in the day because I, like
you guys said, like fifteen yearsno for your reading material, because back
(05:42):
back then, like there were stilllike we were still getting the newspaper here
every day, and I would goin there and there'd be the newspaper.
Now. I stopped using those bathroomsa decade ago when I realized how thin
the walls were and you can hearthe well. No, I just didn't
want people hearing me even tinkle,because I think one time I went there
and Eddie went in the other oneand yelled through the wall, sky,
I can hear you, Yes,he went, He's like, Sky,
(06:05):
I could hear you pining there becausehe knew I was self conscious about it.
I have not used those bathrooms since. I walked to the other side
of the building to use the largewomen's restroom. Not the vagina. Well,
no, no, just I justno. No. Emily, Emily
normal size. Anytime she goes intothe bathroom to go peek, she turns
(06:29):
the water on. I turned thewater. I turned the water on.
The water was on. That soundslike, that's weird farting. It was
the combination of the boots and thewaters. Explosives blowsive blows. Boots are
made for sitting. Oh so sovery bizarrely, in these restrooms you have
(06:54):
a toilet, yes, you havea sink, and you have a chair.
Again, we don't really know whatthe chairs for, but it isn't
there. Well, I go into use the bathroom. I want to
say it was Tuesday. I walkin there and I see something different,
because of course you see the samething every day. Yeah, is there's
something in there. It's gonna catry. Right away, I looked there was
(07:15):
something on the chair? Oh onthe chair? And I go, did
somebody leave something? Because that'll happenfrom time to time. You'll see somebody
forget their coffee mug on the sceneor whatever, and you go, Okay,
Well, I walk in there andI see something on the chair and
I don't recognize it. I don'tknow what it is. So I close
the door and I'm gonna go tothe bathroom, but I have to see
(07:35):
what this is first. I goover, I glance down and I see
there are now dude wipes. Dowe know what do wipes are? Everybody
know what do wipes are? Justin case there? I guess for men,
but I mean, anybody can seethat this is uh is that?
(07:57):
Why are you putting dude? Whyare we assuming it's a man? Like
I don't understand that. I feellike we ever put that in there is
assuming that it's a man who's blowingup that fucking bathroom, because because why
not just going too why not justgo to don't come in on the weekends
(08:18):
and upshit okay, and just getregular wipes. But if you get dude,
if you go get dude wipes,you specifically think that you're a that
the guy that's having explosive shit isa dude, and that's bullshit. You're
fighting the Why are we assuming it'sa man? You know, we did
eliminate Emily because it just is normallyon a Monday morning. You know,
(08:41):
before Emily, Emily just said whyI would never come into work and do
this. No, I'm thinking aboutit. You know, she's got one
bathroom, very small bathroom at home. Oh yeah, you don't want that
kind of sound, to that kindof noise. If you have explosive diar,
you're man, she would have toclean it up. Yeah, I'm
(09:01):
doing it here. Usually she maybecomes to work. Okay, I drive
over here. The person that wantsto leave here the most. I come
over here to go ship. Shehas those beer picular the weekend. I
don't get no, I don't verygood. I am very nice, solid
shits. Thank you very much.Solid. I actually pride myself. I
(09:24):
pride myself on I do. Iam proud. Wow, we're healthy,
loud. Thank you very much.Okay, thank you very much. So
dude wipes, I'm like, whatwhat is this? I thought, okay,
well maybe somebody uses dude wipes andthen just left him and forgot him.
Oh like personal staffs, Yes,okay, because if you want an
(09:46):
extra fresh butthole, I guess maybeyou know you're a big dude, white
person. And I did see theywere called they were minty fresh, which,
by the way, I find reallyweird. Oh really why? Yeah?
I feel like mint always correlates withyour mouth and the why would why
would you want some thing like minty? I feel like it's going to make
you tingle down there? Oh really, you think it's stinging the butthole a
little kind of mint, But it'sa good feeling though, Oh like a
(10:11):
finger Wait, not that kind offeeling. You know, he likes finger
up there? Yeah, well,just I don't around there around the rims.
Okay, So I thought maybe thatwould be the reason why they're in
personal sash left behind. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
no no no no no no nono no no no no. In
(10:35):
the other bathrooms, two on thechair are dude wipes. So somebody in
the higher ups okay, believes ifwe put dude wipes in the restrooms for
people to use, this will takecare of the upshitter problem. Because the
higher ups are aware of the upshitterthey've they've tried to put a corporate note
(10:56):
on there saying please don't. Idon't know anybody would think that that would
work because they put a toilet brush. Somebody actually bought toilet brushes for each
bathroom and they are never used.That's true. I don't think a lot
of thought maybe went into this,because how does dude wipes fix the upshit?
(11:22):
It doesn't fix. Maybe they're makinga joke out of it, maybe,
but it doesn't fix the shrap,no problem, your your butthole maybe
a little bit cleaner. Yeah,you know the person who's doing the upshitting.
We don't care about that. Idon't that's I don't care what they're
about. They clearly have to wipetheir back, so maybe they need use
Yeah, but that doesn't fix theproblems. I don't think that's do that.
(11:46):
So we can't really do that.But yeah, there wasn't enough thought
that went into Unless someone is goingaround looking for somebody who's upper back now
smells like mint, son of aand then we know who the fucking upshitter
is. Smell Okay, you guys,
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