On today's P1 Podcast we discuss where we put our hands during sex, and why it always feels so awkward.
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(00:00):
Have you ever been in a spotwhere you're having sex and sky this is
the thing that men and women dowhere that it's called intercourse about okay,
okay, you're having sex, yeah, and you're not really sure where your
hands supposed to go. You're like, am I supposed to be here?
(00:21):
Am I touching? Like? Whathave you ever been in that spot before?
Apparently this is a major issue.We ain't done yet. It's time
for the completely uncensored and unacting filteredexcept for that part the party, the
(00:42):
show's after show starts. Now.Well, I can't say this that there
are certain positions that are a littlebit trickier than others. Oh really okay?
Well yeah, uh you know,when you're going doggy, you got
a natural handle there that you canjust kind to grab onto the waist.
Well it's the hip, yeah,okay, you know, and then maybe
(01:04):
you want to get a little spankin there. Yeah, it's you a
little free hand on that give mea hard one. You don't need to
approve that. I feel like Idon't want to just get but I don't
want this. Well you got askednow too, Oh you gotta get the
spank. Yeah, I don't getthat spank. No, we're not gonna
try to start spanking. No,no, no, it feels good.
(01:25):
There are other ways to inflict pain. I don't want, but I'm not
the one who enjoys pain. Allright, you are the mistress. I'm
not. You are the mistress.You do the inflictions. Other ways to
inflict pain, Yeah, okay,would you ever spank the boo? God?
No, does the boo have booty? No? Boot Well, I
don't know. You don't know.I mean, unless you that's funny thing.
(01:46):
Yeah, I mean unless you're thankyou. Well, that makes sense.
It was great. Okay, unlessyou're a guy with ass on Thor's
level. I'm not gonna. Ihad a girl slap my ass once.
I didn't like it. Oh really, yeah, like spank you? Yeah,
I was right. I was ontop and I was thrusting, and
she took her hand and smacking myass and I was like, who like
(02:07):
multiple smacks? Yeah, I'm like, we're not we're not doing that.
We're not a grab. I'm finewith it grab because I know what I
know. I don't want to gethurt. No nails. No, I
don't like. I don't like.I don't like a finger disappeared. Whatever,
just play with the rim. Youdon't do well anyway. Yes,
so hands, Yes, hands canget a little tricky in certain positions,
(02:30):
so much so that this became awhole column in Men's Health. Yeah.
So people write in for advice,and normally it just gets like a little
blurb. You know, you'll havea couple of different advice columns like right
next to each other, but thisone. Why does my pea smell?
(02:52):
Okay, well it's paragus, Imean, clearly a duh. So but
you know what's crazy? I don't. I never think, oh god,
why would I write somebody on amagazine from my issues? Like that's so
fucking crazy if you just google anything. Yeah, but you know they get
like I trust the Internet. Iget that, But still like, what
(03:14):
a fucking crazy thing to do?I have the problems? I think?
So really, I think someone youlike, what a crazy thing I have
the issue? So I'm gonna fuckingask chat and Men's Health tell me out,
like, what the fuck what youdid? Ask Gordon Ramsey question on
(03:35):
on Twitter the other day about food. Yeah, to that point. Though,
to that point, I googled thecarbonara uh without peace, and I
cam up with two different answers.So that's why I was like, Okay,
well let me ask Gordon Ramsey.Maybe the same thing here. Maybe
these people can't get a definitive answer, so they got to reach out to
the end. They're going to trustchat from Men's Health. Health Chat is
(03:57):
so according to Men's Health, theyreach got a question from a man who
was calling himself confused Cowboy, andhe explained that the other day he and
his lady were having sex and shewas riding cowboy, and he sky for
those people that don't know, Idon't know what you're doing with your what
(04:18):
is cowboy? That is her?That is when he is laying on his
back and then and then his penisis where the saddle is, and then
you get off, then you getoff. There's cow girl position as well.
Oh there's different positions. I thoughtthe reverse cowgirl. I don't know
(04:40):
what cowboy is. Oh, okay, I'm actually describing cowgirl okay. And
he is referring to himself as thecowboy. The cowboy's the cowboy horse.
Yeah, you said hog horse.Wouldn't he be the horse? Would he
be the cow You don't know.You guys like I thought it right,
my wrong name. I didn't quitebut horse would be a little weird confused
(05:04):
horse. I hope he doesn't callhimself horsie. So anyway, his girls
riding cow girl styles. She's ontop, she's on top. How do
you have make everything? And sowhat is she doing with her hand?
I don't remember on top? Thisis what is my hand is her and
she is getting on top. That'show you get on top of you don't
(05:26):
know, you guys need to leap. I don't know what's happening. So
he's laying on his back and sheand he and she is the cow girl
because yeah, got it, killedit, did it for the record,
so weird for the record, thereverse cow girl super hot? Yeah,
(05:49):
super position a little tricky. Idon't know how they do it imporn like
they do it important. I'm like, that's they do it porn. And
I try to do it and I'mlike, im porn. You have to
pouring their juiced up though. Imean, the guys are on ship.
I don't know if they as forwardis okay, let's go again, let's
go to the sex expert here onthe show. No, I'm conscused.
(06:10):
Are they doing it because I've neverseen it. And do you know what
reverse cowgirl is? Yes, I'vedone it many times. I don't understand
what's difficult about it. That's whyI'm confused, Like, are they doing
something here yourself that? Why isit so ridiculous? Is it difficult?
I guess sometimes maybe the way thatthe guy's penis is, Ben's bends a
certain way. Weird. Oh yeah, you gotta lean forward a little bit
as a girl. Okay, Itowards more towards the toes. Listen again,
(06:34):
Why did this guy? This guyemailed chat? Yeah, he should
have emailed time. Was confused,blacked out, But I guess I'm doing
I didn't know. I didn't know. I thought that was a basic I
thought you just laid there. Youthought that was basic? No high five
to me. I thought, like, it's not basic, But I absolutely
(06:56):
not. It's fair. It's it'smore common than it's more advanced position the
missionary or dog. Yeah, Ithought it was on the same level as
cowgirl, like cowgirl and reverse cowgirlare the same thing. I kind of
not, but I guess, Iguess to each their own nothing. A
lot of accidents could happen reverse cowgirl. That's you can break, you can
(07:17):
but all the time. No,no, no, you can't break that.
You can't. You can't break apiece and you can't break agadocious.
She went from not being able todescribe a basic position to being like,
yeah, I do a verse cawgoall the time. Yeah, I think,
yeah, do it on my headwhatever not what I said, he
(07:41):
don't know how to do. Iwas just always get, always getting.
I asked the question. I wasjust confused, and I asked a question.
I always so this guy. No, there's no dicks in my ear.
I don't know why. I mean, I've never had the dick in
my ear. I don't know whyyou're saying, Okay, I just ever
ends gets you guys have big hogs, like my husband fucking me from the
(08:05):
other room. It's great from theother one. I don't know, fucking
fucking small dick Eddie, And thought, yeah, as far as you guys
even have wives, fucking losers,it's complass. Sky went. You went
from one year until I was fuckingway over here and blinking it off.
(08:30):
But she's confused, she's confused.Thank you, thank you for saying that.
You went from we're fucking amateurs whodon't know how reverse cow girl.
But I can't describe what being ontop is. Yeah, Sky went from
an amish check to Jenna Jamison inthirty seconds. Crazy, I don't feel
(08:52):
like Okay, confused, bitch,move Yeah you talking about this ship.
This podcast isn't even dark enough forme. They did different. I don't
know they did it different in porn. You said they do it in porn,
(09:13):
and then because they make it lookeasy. Yeah, sometimes it's not,
and they do it like twenty minutesshould ever if you're as wet as
me? John Dick, Okay,I didn't say anything. I didn't say
anything. It was just just didn'tthink it was that hard. I listen
(09:35):
when you're something's hard, something's hardto do, whatever you want? Can
we stop talking about me? Andcan we please stop? So confused?
Cowboy? Yes, I'm I'm aconfused cowboy going. I don't know what's
(09:56):
going on now. Okay, they'redoing cowgirls because Gal's writing, and all
of a sudden she starts laughing athim. Thor knows this. Yeah,
she in a pro right guy.Yeah, shut up reverse cogar. She
doesn't even know what the fuck itis yeah, I only do reverse.
(10:18):
That is pretty wild. Is thathow you drive? Also? I only
driving reverse? Yeah, that's whatI'm everybody pussy? You drive normal?
Fuck? What's that? Shut out? Fucking I'm an art chick. Okay,
really chick? Okay okay. Soshe's laughing at him, and clearly
(10:41):
guys don't like that very much.I guess nobody likes that a little bit.
And so he finally says, canyou please tell me why you're laughing
right now? And she says,I think it's funny because you don't know
what to do with your hands,And I guess he like when he's right
there, it's really easy. Don'tchoose if a girl. If my wife's
(11:03):
on top of me doing regular cowgirl, what's which sky hates? I don't
even put a reverse cow girls?If I'm grabbing titties, well that's yeah,
it's really crazy. It's pretty easywith the thing you do, you
(11:24):
know, when you're on top girl, Yeah, you get it going.
I like grabbing that that ass andget it working Titti's absolutely what what do
you mean? He's just lying therelike that's weird, his hands just up
in the air. I can't touchboobs. He says he was laying there
(11:45):
and his hands were kind of justhovering. That's really understand Maybe he only
knows how to fuck a chick reversecow sky we wet a sky situation?
Does the boo know what to dowith this? Come on? B yes?
Oh thank you had to think aboutit, well, I had to
think, never do regular. Ihad to think where his hands were.
(12:09):
But yes, he has a spotfor his hands. So where is it?
They're either gonna be on my assor or because he is who he
is and he has clearly a certainfetish weed. No fucker he covering his
(12:30):
eyes? Now? Am I sonervous? Right now? She's nervous?
What could you possibly say? Hishands sometimes will be up on the headboard
holding it handcuffed. No, butI think I maybe in his mind.
I think in his mind he's handOh wow, but how do you how
(12:52):
can you see if you're going reverse? Okay, that's a good question.
And where is his hands? Then? Who knows? No one? This
is a weird question. Yeah,I've never heard of such a problem before.
You don't know what to do withyour hands? You can do whatever
you woo with your hands. Yeah, So Men's Health has a couple of
suggestions. Yes, boobs, theysay, that's great, but don't get
(13:13):
carried away. Don't do liken Tokyoor anything. No, don't done in
tune in? Yeah you can dropped, man, I'm not I'm not fucking
twelve. What do you mean tunein tokyo? If? Okay? Let
me just let me just hey,can I just can I just say?
The podcast started out with Sky beingso confused by regular cowgirl. Then it
(13:35):
turned into her being fucking Alexis shand calling me and you pussies pretty much,
and then she just dropped tune inTokyo. So just when you thought
she was like, whoa this bitchfucks, she goes tune in Tokyo.
I don't think anybody ever thought that. I don't understand. Yeah, they
say that in the article. Wellthey don't say to tune in Tokyo,
(13:56):
but they say it. I don'tthink they say don't squeeze them or do
the radio turning knob thing. Whywould you do that? I don't know.
I don't know. Would you hurryyour girl chat? Yeah, twister?
Yeah, So boobs are good.Eddie butt is good, they say,
(14:18):
They say that too. You coulddo a little slap if you're into
it at the time. Is thathow you could do it? Slap like
you're in the back of the babylike anybody am I burping you? Okay?
Reverse? Your back is right there. This is our works guy,
right, I don't work pussy.Hey,
Have you ever been in a spotwhere you're having sex and sky this is
the thing that men and women dowhere that it's called intercourse about okay,
okay, you're having sex, yeah, and you're not really sure where your
hands supposed to go. You're like, am I supposed to be here?
(00:21):
Am I touching? Like? Whathave you ever been in that spot before?
Apparently this is a major issue.We ain't done yet. It's time
for the completely uncensored and unacting filteredexcept for that part the party, the
(00:42):
show's after show starts. Now.Well, I can't say this that there
are certain positions that are a littlebit trickier than others. Oh really okay?
Well yeah, uh you know,when you're going doggy, you got
a natural handle there that you canjust kind to grab onto the waist.
Well it's the hip, yeah,okay, you know, and then maybe
(01:04):
you want to get a little spankin there. Yeah, it's you a
little free hand on that give mea hard one. You don't need to
approve that. I feel like Idon't want to just get but I don't
want this. Well you got askednow too, Oh you gotta get the
spank. Yeah, I don't getthat spank. No, we're not gonna
try to start spanking. No,no, no, it feels good.
(01:25):
There are other ways to inflict pain. I don't want, but I'm not
the one who enjoys pain. Allright, you are the mistress. I'm
not. You are the mistress.You do the inflictions. Other ways to
inflict pain, Yeah, okay,would you ever spank the boo? God?
No, does the boo have booty? No? Boot Well, I
don't know. You don't know.I mean, unless you that's funny thing.
(01:46):
Yeah, I mean unless you're thankyou. Well, that makes sense.
It was great. Okay, unlessyou're a guy with ass on Thor's
level. I'm not gonna. Ihad a girl slap my ass once.
I didn't like it. Oh really, yeah, like spank you? Yeah,
I was right. I was ontop and I was thrusting, and
she took her hand and smacking myass and I was like, who like
(02:07):
multiple smacks? Yeah, I'm like, we're not we're not doing that.
We're not a grab. I'm finewith it grab because I know what I
know. I don't want to gethurt. No nails. No, I
don't like. I don't like.I don't like a finger disappeared. Whatever,
just play with the rim. Youdon't do well anyway. Yes,
so hands, Yes, hands canget a little tricky in certain positions,
(02:30):
so much so that this became awhole column in Men's Health. Yeah.
So people write in for advice,and normally it just gets like a little
blurb. You know, you'll havea couple of different advice columns like right
next to each other, but thisone. Why does my pea smell?
(02:52):
Okay, well it's paragus, Imean, clearly a duh. So but
you know what's crazy? I don't. I never think, oh god,
why would I write somebody on amagazine from my issues? Like that's so
fucking crazy if you just google anything. Yeah, but you know they get
like I trust the Internet. Iget that, But still like, what
(03:14):
a fucking crazy thing to do?I have the problems? I think?
So really, I think someone youlike, what a crazy thing I have
the issue? So I'm gonna fuckingask chat and Men's Health tell me out,
like, what the fuck what youdid? Ask Gordon Ramsey question on
(03:35):
on Twitter the other day about food. Yeah, to that point. Though,
to that point, I googled thecarbonara uh without peace, and I
cam up with two different answers.So that's why I was like, Okay,
well let me ask Gordon Ramsey.Maybe the same thing here. Maybe
these people can't get a definitive answer, so they got to reach out to
the end. They're going to trustchat from Men's Health. Health Chat is
(03:57):
so according to Men's Health, theyreach got a question from a man who
was calling himself confused Cowboy, andhe explained that the other day he and
his lady were having sex and shewas riding cowboy, and he sky for
those people that don't know, Idon't know what you're doing with your what
(04:18):
is cowboy? That is her?That is when he is laying on his
back and then and then his penisis where the saddle is, and then
you get off, then you getoff. There's cow girl position as well.
Oh there's different positions. I thoughtthe reverse cowgirl. I don't know
(04:40):
what cowboy is. Oh, okay, I'm actually describing cowgirl okay. And
he is referring to himself as thecowboy. The cowboy's the cowboy horse.
Yeah, you said hog horse.Wouldn't he be the horse? Would he
be the cow You don't know.You guys like I thought it right,
my wrong name. I didn't quitebut horse would be a little weird confused
(05:04):
horse. I hope he doesn't callhimself horsie. So anyway, his girls
riding cow girl styles. She's ontop, she's on top. How do
you have make everything? And sowhat is she doing with her hand?
I don't remember on top? Thisis what is my hand is her and
she is getting on top. That'show you get on top of you don't
(05:26):
know, you guys need to leap. I don't know what's happening. So
he's laying on his back and sheand he and she is the cow girl
because yeah, got it, killedit, did it for the record,
so weird for the record, thereverse cow girl super hot? Yeah,
(05:49):
super position a little tricky. Idon't know how they do it imporn like
they do it important. I'm like, that's they do it porn. And
I try to do it and I'mlike, im porn. You have to
pouring their juiced up though. Imean, the guys are on ship.
I don't know if they as forwardis okay, let's go again, let's
go to the sex expert here onthe show. No, I'm conscused.
(06:10):
Are they doing it because I've neverseen it. And do you know what
reverse cowgirl is? Yes, I'vedone it many times. I don't understand
what's difficult about it. That's whyI'm confused, Like, are they doing
something here yourself that? Why isit so ridiculous? Is it difficult?
I guess sometimes maybe the way thatthe guy's penis is, Ben's bends a
certain way. Weird. Oh yeah, you gotta lean forward a little bit
as a girl. Okay, Itowards more towards the toes. Listen again,
(06:34):
Why did this guy? This guyemailed chat? Yeah, he should
have emailed time. Was confused,blacked out, But I guess I'm doing
I didn't know. I didn't know. I thought that was a basic I
thought you just laid there. Youthought that was basic? No high five
to me. I thought, like, it's not basic, But I absolutely
(06:56):
not. It's fair. It's it'smore common than it's more advanced position the
missionary or dog. Yeah, Ithought it was on the same level as
cowgirl, like cowgirl and reverse cowgirlare the same thing. I kind of
not, but I guess, Iguess to each their own nothing. A
lot of accidents could happen reverse cowgirl. That's you can break, you can
(07:17):
but all the time. No,no, no, you can't break that.
You can't. You can't break apiece and you can't break agadocious.
She went from not being able todescribe a basic position to being like,
yeah, I do a verse cawgoall the time. Yeah, I think,
yeah, do it on my headwhatever not what I said, he
(07:41):
don't know how to do. Iwas just always get, always getting.
I asked the question. I wasjust confused, and I asked a question.
I always so this guy. No, there's no dicks in my ear.
I don't know why. I mean, I've never had the dick in
my ear. I don't know whyyou're saying, Okay, I just ever
ends gets you guys have big hogs, like my husband fucking me from the
(08:05):
other room. It's great from theother one. I don't know, fucking
fucking small dick Eddie, And thought, yeah, as far as you guys
even have wives, fucking losers,it's complass. Sky went. You went
from one year until I was fuckingway over here and blinking it off.
(08:30):
But she's confused, she's confused.Thank you, thank you for saying that.
You went from we're fucking amateurs whodon't know how reverse cow girl.
But I can't describe what being ontop is. Yeah, Sky went from
an amish check to Jenna Jamison inthirty seconds. Crazy, I don't feel
(08:52):
like Okay, confused, bitch,move Yeah you talking about this ship.
This podcast isn't even dark enough forme. They did different. I don't
know they did it different in porn. You said they do it in porn,
(09:13):
and then because they make it lookeasy. Yeah, sometimes it's not,
and they do it like twenty minutesshould ever if you're as wet as
me? John Dick, Okay,I didn't say anything. I didn't say
anything. It was just just didn'tthink it was that hard. I listen
(09:35):
when you're something's hard, something's hardto do, whatever you want? Can
we stop talking about me? Andcan we please stop? So confused?
Cowboy? Yes, I'm I'm aconfused cowboy going. I don't know what's
(09:56):
going on now. Okay, they'redoing cowgirls because Gal's writing, and all
of a sudden she starts laughing athim. Thor knows this. Yeah,
she in a pro right guy.Yeah, shut up reverse cogar. She
doesn't even know what the fuck itis yeah, I only do reverse.
(10:18):
That is pretty wild. Is thathow you drive? Also? I only
driving reverse? Yeah, that's whatI'm everybody pussy? You drive normal?
Fuck? What's that? Shut out? Fucking I'm an art chick. Okay,
really chick? Okay okay. Soshe's laughing at him, and clearly
(10:41):
guys don't like that very much.I guess nobody likes that a little bit.
And so he finally says, canyou please tell me why you're laughing
right now? And she says,I think it's funny because you don't know
what to do with your hands,And I guess he like when he's right
there, it's really easy. Don'tchoose if a girl. If my wife's
(11:03):
on top of me doing regular cowgirl, what's which sky hates? I don't
even put a reverse cow girls?If I'm grabbing titties, well that's yeah,
it's really crazy. It's pretty easywith the thing you do, you
(11:24):
know, when you're on top girl, Yeah, you get it going.
I like grabbing that that ass andget it working Titti's absolutely what what do
you mean? He's just lying therelike that's weird, his hands just up
in the air. I can't touchboobs. He says he was laying there
(11:45):
and his hands were kind of justhovering. That's really understand Maybe he only
knows how to fuck a chick reversecow sky we wet a sky situation?
Does the boo know what to dowith this? Come on? B yes?
Oh thank you had to think aboutit, well, I had to
think, never do regular. Ihad to think where his hands were.
(12:09):
But yes, he has a spotfor his hands. So where is it?
They're either gonna be on my assor or because he is who he
is and he has clearly a certainfetish weed. No fucker he covering his
(12:30):
eyes? Now? Am I sonervous? Right now? She's nervous?
What could you possibly say? Hishands sometimes will be up on the headboard
holding it handcuffed. No, butI think I maybe in his mind.
I think in his mind he's handOh wow, but how do you how
(12:52):
can you see if you're going reverse? Okay, that's a good question.
And where is his hands? Then? Who knows? No one? This
is a weird question. Yeah,I've never heard of such a problem before.
You don't know what to do withyour hands? You can do whatever
you woo with your hands. Yeah, So Men's Health has a couple of
suggestions. Yes, boobs, theysay, that's great, but don't get
(13:13):
carried away. Don't do liken Tokyoor anything. No, don't done in
tune in? Yeah you can dropped, man, I'm not I'm not fucking
twelve. What do you mean tunein tokyo? If? Okay? Let
me just let me just hey,can I just can I just say?
The podcast started out with Sky beingso confused by regular cowgirl. Then it
(13:35):
turned into her being fucking Alexis shand calling me and you pussies pretty much,
and then she just dropped tune inTokyo. So just when you thought
she was like, whoa this bitchfucks, she goes tune in Tokyo.
I don't think anybody ever thought that. I don't understand. Yeah, they
say that in the article. Wellthey don't say to tune in Tokyo,
(13:56):
but they say it. I don'tthink they say don't squeeze them or do
the radio turning knob thing. Whywould you do that? I don't know.
I don't know. Would you hurryyour girl chat? Yeah, twister?
Yeah, So boobs are good.Eddie butt is good, they say,
(14:18):
They say that too. You coulddo a little slap if you're into
it at the time. Is thathow you could do it? Slap like
you're in the back of the babylike anybody am I burping you? Okay?
Reverse? Your back is right there. This is our works guy,
right, I don't work pussy.Hey,
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