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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The one and only much.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I was joining us now Marshall. We spent the first
couple of minutes of the show. I was trying to.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Figure out what the picture of from last night was.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
The picture from the newscast drink the drink poo, I
should just say it to them, and been like, no
context photo from the news standing there with a shaker.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
That was a beautiful drinks.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
That was a great recreation of that US Open cocktail
that they're selling.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
That was a great mocktail of it.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
I was really trying to go for the layering in it.
So for anybody who didn't see this last night, the
US Open has created a cocktail and they're using you know, vodka,
all the usual things that go with it. And it's
this beautifully layered cocktail with sort of a ready pink
on the bottom and then it kind of gets lighter
all the way up. And they've taken melon melon balls
and made those into tennis balls and so and they've
(00:56):
made ten dollars on this drink at the US Open.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
It's increable. People love the thing.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
And I looked at it and I'm like, okay, I
I think I can at least make it look like
that so impressive, like the diver lunch.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Room, the magiver of drinks.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
Because this man went to the store, he went to
our break room, and we don't have some kind of
fancy right, that's my pot down there.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I just thought that's where Marshall kept the excess liquor
that doesn't fit in his base.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
When this is news to me, it's funny.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
So I found lemonade, and I found some cranberry juice,
and I found a little fruit cup that it didn't
have melon in it, but at least had pineapple. I'm like, okay,
I canna try that, And then rummaged through the good
day Columbus kitchen to find some some glassware and a
shaker which didn't have a lid.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
How do you have a shaker and not a lid?
But there you put a glass like on down on
top of it. You know how you can lodge like
as one of the ones that has like it has
the lid, But then it's got to own built in strainer,
And the strainer part didn't have a lid.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's one of those three parts.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Deals. Yeah, somebody lost yes exactly. So I'm like, okay,
we can still make this work. So Yeah, that's what
we did, and we presented it at the end of
the ten.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
PM Real Life Tasty Understanding.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
It was lemonade. How are you going to go wrong? Right,
you're not. But it layered very nicely, so I was
very pleased.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That is cool. That is really cool.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Man. Again, I maintain you were You were definitely earned
mcgiver status. Question about it, Yeah, for sure, going to
say we gotta get some rain.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Is this going to be of any measurable amount or.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I think I think you might get an occasional downpour
out of this. That's a quarter inch. I mean, that's
given the in the grand scheme of things, that's really
not all that helpful. What we need is a long, slow,
multi day, steady rain. And you know these quick downpours.
What happens is it rains very hard for two minutes
(03:03):
and it all runs off and only a little of
that actually sinks into the ground, so it doesn't really
help replenish anything. And as of this morning, we got
the new drought monitor and they've expanded even more of
the state into exceptional and extreme drought.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
So it is bad.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Out there right now and we're really you know what
we get tomorrow is going to be that scattered stuff
to start with, which means that not everybody gets it,
and it's not going to be that much rain, so
really not alleviating.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
The problem for this month.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Today's the fifth right, we're already a half inch below
average for September. We're five days in, so here we
are tonight mostly cloudy. You will see those clouds thickening
up a little bit. Sixty two for the eventual low Friday.
This is the cold front that's coming in. Some of
the showers may get here in the afternoon, they'll continue
in the evening. They're scattered, so you may want to
(03:58):
take a poncho to the high school football games tomorrow
evening so you're prepared for those. Could get some downpours
out of that, but kind of random. Eighty seven in
the afternoon, you'll still be pretty close to mid eighties
by the time kickoff happens at seven. Then on Saturday,
dramatically cooler. The rainal end before sunrise, what's left of
(04:18):
it anyway, and we're only going to get to seventy
in the afternoon, so almost twenty degrees cooler in the
afternoon on Saturday. It's going to feel more like football
weather by Saturday evening. Right, so when the Buckeyes take
the field at seven thirty, we're in the mid sixties
falling into the fifties during the game.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
There's a decent breeze.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
So yeah, I think at least a jacket for the
game on Saturday and then Sunday beautiful with sunshine and
seventy two.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
All right, marshall, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It is eighty eight right now.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Just the James remix makes it even better, right on two?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Right, amazing?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, so you're going for one in a round today,
is that right?
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I'm feeling man, I'm feeling the pressure. Now.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
This has gone on too long, it really has.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
I mean we have established yes, you can indeed stump
station over and over and over.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It has gone on too long, kind of like the
current administration. It has gone on too long. This is
time for stump station. We have three headlines today. I
would like you to choose which one of What are.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
We choosing today?
Speaker 7 (05:42):
What are we choosing?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What are we choosing?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You are You're choosing the fake news? Fake news, fake news. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
First headline, half a house for sale for half a
million dollars after tree falls on it. Oh, half of
a house for sale for half a million dollars after
a tree falls on it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Half a million, half a million for half a house
for half.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
A after a tree.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes, okay, syoshy.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Excuse me, gosh, that was like a half. It was
a half cough, half sneeze. It was bizarre. It was
a hybrid.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, excuse kazoon tyke.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It was a snoff. Yes, sneezy cough.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Now, I got sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I was eating ants on a log, I got celery bits,
tickle in my throat, tickling my uvula.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yes, you heard him right, ants on a log.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yes, it was a celery peanut butter with raisin, little raisins.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's my It's my favorite snack since I was a kid.
But this, like the little hair is on the cellaryre.
They're all tickling my uvula. Yeah, back the wait, you have.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
One of those?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I have a uvula? Okay, you do too? Such a station,
Oh we all do.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I will say this during was it during the break
where Josh came in and he goes I found raisons? Yes,
my favor whoa And I was like, man that all
of a sudden we're back in kindergarten.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It's sweet, it's relatively healthy for any you know, compared
to a Snickers bar or Joy in the day.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
If Raisins bring it to you, then take it. More
power to you take it.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Show.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Nationwide study shows summer Friday nights linked to increase ice
cream sales. Nationwide study shows summer fridays link to increase
ice cream sales.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
If you have the choice soft serve or the hard scoop,
hard scoop, hard scoop.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, okay, to.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Increase ice cream sales. Okay, Well I like ice cream
in general. Like, there's very few things that I'm like,
oh yeah, I like that group of food. I usually
just kind of like one kind of a thing. But
ice cream that's different, right, that's a different thing.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You are choosing the fake news today. We have three
headlines that you've heard two of them. Here is your
third and final headline, Why you should never Oh you
know what, I think.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I'm gonna switch this? Did you mess it up?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I just started reading the wrong one, and I can't.
When I say switch, I just meant I started reading
the wrong one. Okay, workplace pays employees to go on dates.
Workplace pays employees to go on dates?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Right, okay, oh man, these are all really good. Okay,
I'm scratching out the YU part that you tried to confuse.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Sorry, I just so you know, with these sheets, there
are like several headlines on there, okay. And I started
I had I had marked one with an asterix earlier,
then scratched it out and marked a different one, and
I started reading the one that I scratched out, just
simply because I just was trying to go fast, and
I was like, oh, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's not the yes.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
So we're looking for the fake news.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
And the first headline that there's half a house for
sale for half.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
A million dollars after a tree fell on it.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
You could totally see how that could be real, especially
in certain parts of the country. Half of a house, okay.
And then we have the nationwide study showing summer fridays
lead to increased ice cream sales. That sounds like duh,
but also why do you need a nationwide study to
show you that? And then we have the workplace paying
(09:48):
employees to go on dates, which is very interesting that
a workplace would be so involved in your love life. No, okay,
so we're looking for the fake news.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
None of these look familiar to me.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I think the fake news.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Is the nationwide study showing summer ice cream sales.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah, you got it, you.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Got it, You got it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
That's it, you got it, you got it. You're off
the schneid.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Oh my heavens, you win next week. That's two in
a row. That's called a winning stream. September is my month,
just like January was. Now, you got to make September
your month.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
We're on it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
We're back, baby, we're back. Yes, Traffic and weather together
from day and night.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Heating and cool
The one and only much.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I was joining us now Marshall. We spent the first
couple of minutes of the show. I was trying to.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Figure out what the picture of from last night was.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
The picture from the newscast drink the drink poo, I
should just say it to them, and been like, no
context photo from the news standing there with a shaker.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
That was a beautiful drinks.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
That was a great recreation of that US Open cocktail
that they're selling.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
That was a great mocktail of it.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
I was really trying to go for the layering in it.
So for anybody who didn't see this last night, the
US Open has created a cocktail and they're using you know, vodka,
all the usual things that go with it. And it's
this beautifully layered cocktail with sort of a ready pink
on the bottom and then it kind of gets lighter
all the way up. And they've taken melon melon balls
and made those into tennis balls and so and they've
(00:56):
made ten dollars on this drink at the US Open.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
It's increable. People love the thing.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
And I looked at it and I'm like, okay, I
I think I can at least make it look like
that so impressive, like the diver lunch.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Room, the magiver of drinks.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
Because this man went to the store, he went to
our break room, and we don't have some kind of
fancy right, that's my pot down there.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I just thought that's where Marshall kept the excess liquor
that doesn't fit in his base.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
When this is news to me, it's funny.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
So I found lemonade, and I found some cranberry juice,
and I found a little fruit cup that it didn't
have melon in it, but at least had pineapple. I'm like, okay,
I canna try that, And then rummaged through the good
day Columbus kitchen to find some some glassware and a
shaker which didn't have a lid.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
How do you have a shaker and not a lid?
But there you put a glass like on down on
top of it. You know how you can lodge like
as one of the ones that has like it has
the lid, But then it's got to own built in strainer,
And the strainer part didn't have a lid.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's one of those three parts.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Deals. Yeah, somebody lost yes exactly. So I'm like, okay,
we can still make this work. So Yeah, that's what
we did, and we presented it at the end of
the ten.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
PM Real Life Tasty Understanding.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
It was lemonade. How are you going to go wrong? Right,
you're not. But it layered very nicely, so I was
very pleased.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That is cool. That is really cool.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Man. Again, I maintain you were You were definitely earned
mcgiver status. Question about it, Yeah, for sure, going to
say we gotta get some rain.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Is this going to be of any measurable amount or.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I think I think you might get an occasional downpour
out of this. That's a quarter inch. I mean, that's
given the in the grand scheme of things, that's really
not all that helpful. What we need is a long, slow,
multi day, steady rain. And you know these quick downpours.
What happens is it rains very hard for two minutes
(03:03):
and it all runs off and only a little of
that actually sinks into the ground, so it doesn't really
help replenish anything. And as of this morning, we got
the new drought monitor and they've expanded even more of
the state into exceptional and extreme drought.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
So it is bad.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Out there right now and we're really you know what
we get tomorrow is going to be that scattered stuff
to start with, which means that not everybody gets it,
and it's not going to be that much rain, so
really not alleviating.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
The problem for this month.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Today's the fifth right, we're already a half inch below
average for September. We're five days in, so here we
are tonight mostly cloudy. You will see those clouds thickening
up a little bit. Sixty two for the eventual low Friday.
This is the cold front that's coming in. Some of
the showers may get here in the afternoon, they'll continue
in the evening. They're scattered, so you may want to
(03:58):
take a poncho to the high school football games tomorrow
evening so you're prepared for those. Could get some downpours
out of that, but kind of random. Eighty seven in
the afternoon, you'll still be pretty close to mid eighties
by the time kickoff happens at seven. Then on Saturday,
dramatically cooler. The rainal end before sunrise, what's left of
(04:18):
it anyway, and we're only going to get to seventy
in the afternoon, so almost twenty degrees cooler in the
afternoon on Saturday. It's going to feel more like football
weather by Saturday evening. Right, so when the Buckeyes take
the field at seven thirty, we're in the mid sixties
falling into the fifties during the game.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
There's a decent breeze.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
So yeah, I think at least a jacket for the
game on Saturday and then Sunday beautiful with sunshine and
seventy two.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
All right, marshall, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It is eighty eight right now.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Just the James remix makes it even better, right on two?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Right, amazing?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, so you're going for one in a round today,
is that right?
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I'm feeling man, I'm feeling the pressure. Now.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
This has gone on too long, it really has.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
I mean we have established yes, you can indeed stump
station over and over and over.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It has gone on too long, kind of like the
current administration. It has gone on too long. This is
time for stump station. We have three headlines today. I
would like you to choose which one of What are.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
We choosing today?
Speaker 7 (05:42):
What are we choosing?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What are we choosing?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You are You're choosing the fake news? Fake news, fake news. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
First headline, half a house for sale for half a
million dollars after tree falls on it. Oh, half of
a house for sale for half a million dollars after
a tree falls on it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Half a million, half a million for half a house
for half.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
A after a tree.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes, okay, syoshy.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Excuse me, gosh, that was like a half. It was
a half cough, half sneeze. It was bizarre. It was
a hybrid.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, excuse kazoon tyke.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It was a snoff. Yes, sneezy cough.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Now, I got sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I was eating ants on a log, I got celery bits,
tickle in my throat, tickling my uvula.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yes, you heard him right, ants on a log.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yes, it was a celery peanut butter with raisin, little raisins.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's my It's my favorite snack since I was a kid.
But this, like the little hair is on the cellaryre.
They're all tickling my uvula. Yeah, back the wait, you have.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
One of those?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I have a uvula? Okay, you do too? Such a station,
Oh we all do.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I will say this during was it during the break
where Josh came in and he goes I found raisons? Yes,
my favor whoa And I was like, man that all
of a sudden we're back in kindergarten.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It's sweet, it's relatively healthy for any you know, compared
to a Snickers bar or Joy in the day.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
If Raisins bring it to you, then take it. More
power to you take it.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Show.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Nationwide study shows summer Friday nights linked to increase ice
cream sales. Nationwide study shows summer fridays link to increase
ice cream sales.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
If you have the choice soft serve or the hard scoop,
hard scoop, hard scoop.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, okay, to.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Increase ice cream sales. Okay, Well I like ice cream
in general. Like, there's very few things that I'm like,
oh yeah, I like that group of food. I usually
just kind of like one kind of a thing. But
ice cream that's different, right, that's a different thing.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You are choosing the fake news today. We have three
headlines that you've heard two of them. Here is your
third and final headline, Why you should never Oh you
know what, I think.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I'm gonna switch this? Did you mess it up?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I just started reading the wrong one, and I can't.
When I say switch, I just meant I started reading
the wrong one. Okay, workplace pays employees to go on dates.
Workplace pays employees to go on dates?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Right, okay, oh man, these are all really good. Okay,
I'm scratching out the YU part that you tried to confuse.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Sorry, I just so you know, with these sheets, there
are like several headlines on there, okay. And I started
I had I had marked one with an asterix earlier,
then scratched it out and marked a different one, and
I started reading the one that I scratched out, just
simply because I just was trying to go fast, and
I was like, oh, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's not the yes.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
So we're looking for the fake news.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
And the first headline that there's half a house for
sale for half.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
A million dollars after a tree fell on it.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
You could totally see how that could be real, especially
in certain parts of the country. Half of a house, okay.
And then we have the nationwide study showing summer fridays
lead to increased ice cream sales. That sounds like duh,
but also why do you need a nationwide study to
show you that? And then we have the workplace paying
(09:48):
employees to go on dates, which is very interesting that
a workplace would be so involved in your love life. No, okay,
so we're looking for the fake news.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
None of these look familiar to me.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I think the fake news.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Is the nationwide study showing summer ice cream sales.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah, you got it, you.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Got it, You got it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
That's it, you got it, you got it. You're off
the schneid.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Oh my heavens, you win next week. That's two in
a row. That's called a winning stream. September is my month,
just like January was. Now, you got to make September
your month.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
We're on it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
We're back, baby, we're back. Yes, Traffic and weather together
from day and night.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Heating and cool
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