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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The World Naked Bike Ride is bringing hundreds of as
they put it here, pedaling buffs to Columbus this weekend.
I was like, it says returns to Columbus, and they're
calling it the uh the World Naked Bike Ride.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
W nb R, which is not a radio station.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's just the World Naked Bike Ride w NBR. And
you know what I'm hearing, Like, you know the guy
who does like the monster truck, the.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Monster truck you can ride, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Can purchase the seat, but you only need the edge,
you know, like the whole like where they're talking about.
So here's the other part of this, because when I
saw the Naked bike riding, is it mandatory that you
have to be naked for this? And it turns out
you don't have to be, so you don't even have
to be all the way naked clothing is optional at
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this thing.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Zach, I was, didn't you tell me he was going
to cover this?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I think, yeah, No, he got He's he's signed up
and ready to go.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
He's yeah. I think he's. Yeah, the Grand Marshal.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Of the of the whole thing, he's he's gonna have
the ribbon cutting ceremony.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But he's gonna cut the ribbon with no scissors. Don't
ask me how I do it, Zack said, just watch.
It's a show unto itself. Oh man, are you worried?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You gotta zach, you gotta be uh Are you worried
about you know? Are you gonna leave your beard as
big and bushy as it is right now for this
on Saturday?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I mean, are you really? Really?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's clothing optional, but it's not beard optional. I gotta
keep it on for certain reasons.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Man, in this heat, though, And as far as your
certain reasons, I don't know what you're alluding to there, right,
I don't well, no.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Which which beard are you obligated to keep? The one
or the one on your face? The one below your waist? No,
that's I thought that was a wolverine.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
At first, Like exactly, you got a wolverine attached to you?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Get off?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It all takes off Saturday at seven o'clock. Riders are
gathering at six pm. Here's what I think is interesting
about this whole thing, you guys. Right, So it's just
like okay, naked bike ride, so on and so forth,
But there is an outdoor party after the ride and
so so now I'm thinking, what about people who show
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up with you know, they do ride naked. Can you
go to the party where it is clothing optional?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
There? At the get together afterwards?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Where's it at the Princeton Club? Oh? You do know
what that is? Okay? All right? I actually well, and.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Let me guess you djayed an event there a long
time ago.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yes, God, of course you did.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh, I'm familiar with it.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, Okay, it's tougher to attend that year as each
year goes by, Josh, it's tough to attend.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It is, absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So what they're doing, too, is they're keeping this whole
thing under wraps as far as the sight of where
all this starts. Currently, all they know that they're letting
on that it's going to begin and end near the
Short North.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And of course, where else where the hell else in
this city but the Short North.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I literally had a flash in my mind of where
this was starting, and my mind just went Short North.
There's no way it's anywhere else that's gonna start.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, let me tell you, when Zach graces him with
his presence, they're going.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
To change the name the Long North, the Long North,
the Great North with my presence all right, yep, your present,
your presence or your present Okay, okay, I was I
was just checking which one.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Also they're saying to you guys, which I'm like, I'm
not buying it. But first of all, yeah, they're not
announcing exactly where the route will be in the location
I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
They're going to wait till Thursday to do this.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Is that because they don't really know or they're still
trying to, you know, get somebody to agree to it.
Those are the things that I kept thinking about, and
then they go. The whole purpose of this ride is
to promote pedal power. That's what they're promoting, body positivity
and freedom from dependence on air polluting fuels. That's all
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they're after with this, nothing else, nothing more or nothing less.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's what they're promoting.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I okay, I mean sure, I okay. If that's what
you want to do, pedal power have you know, be it?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
But is thatch? But will you make it to work
on time Thursday? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
The route comes right through here.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It's wherever I go.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I just got to map around though.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Just just because careful, don't get anything caught in the
spokes on your way over here don't work?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Lord, I mean he is up by the you some needs.
I don't What do you know, Josh, good grief.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I was just trying to get you guys to see
if we can get a triple handed bike and go.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I thought, I don't think one of those. Could you
imagine the three of our nacred.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Job sit down? That's what I'd be saying, is from
the back, sit down. Please stop standing here?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh God, radio's all over Ohio. We're going click and
never coming back.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Zach, you sit down to Why do you guys keep
standing up?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Knock it off?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Driving in weather together from