September 10, 2024 • 51 mins
MORNING HACK- With everyone carrying giant water bottles everywhere they go these days…we’ll tell you a trick to giving it a good deep clean! MAXWELL - He is @Maxwell_is_online on TikTok where he decided to share a bunch of bathroom codes around Los Angeles! SECOND DATE UPDATE - In Silverlake - They had a great first date at LACMA but after the date she didn’t hear back from him…and then she realized they had been unmatched on the dating app. What happened? JIMMY FALLON - He's here to talk about his new Children's book "5 More Sleeps Til Halloween" out now!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
See You than.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I'm in the engineering department here early this morning. I
I have fixed the printer. I have fixed the printer down.
I'm just gonna say, I'm generally not known to be
the one that fixes anything.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Ever. Nothing ever goes right right.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's always I can't download the PDF that the printer
is jammed. I mean, there's always something, and usually tubs
to the rescue. I decided, well, I decided to do
it on my own. And have you know I went
over to the printer right there behind you, and all
I had to do is power it back up.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, I'm gonna do a reboot on you.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I did a reboot this morning. Modern man.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Does anybody else need a handy person? Anybody in the
back room got anything that needs fixed? No, we'll break something.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
There's nothing worse than when I'm like Tubbs, my computer's
broken and he goes, just blow on the blow on
the cord that goes into the.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
On the cord. That's his advice.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It worked.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What happened? So I want to know this. So there's
just you just dedust it with your breath.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, I guess you just like, pull the cord out,
blow on that little thing that goes into your computer
and it and it fixed my computer.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
All those years of classes in school for engineering and
you just blow on the cord worked.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Are you are your guys handy?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Is your hand very much?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
So?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I build things, fixed things.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I think that's right. He was going to build a deck.
I get so much anxiety.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I'm just not good at like I'm really I'm really compartmentalized, right,
And yeah I can I can do a lot of work,
but I can't fix anything.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm a good fixer too. Don't forget that. I remodeled
our powder bathroom basically all by myself.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I took a parting I don't think about every day,
but yes.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I takes the toilet. I changed all the hardware.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Is your man good at that stuff?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He looked good doing. Maybe that's oh he looks good doing.
Maybe that's my issue. Maybe I'm not handy enough. No,
maybe should be handy. Maybe that's that's I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It needs to be like U. You need to enjoy it,
like it's almost like a hobby for me. I enjoy
building furniture. I enjoy kind of like that type of
like step by step stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, and if you don't like, I don't enjoy that stuff.
Nothing sounds worse to me than.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That, Like putting together a shoe cabinet. No, nothing, it
gives me pleasure.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
It is for me. I think it's patience. I just
don't have. I really don't. I know it's.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Therapeutic for me. I put on like below deck and
then I just put build a cabinet and it's I'll
be done in an hour.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
That's dishes for me. Dishes have become therapeutic.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I don't like dishes either, dishes too.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And I actually anything in the kitchen is fine with me.
I can therapeutically take my time there.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Laundry, folding laundry for me, I like transcend. Okay, can
you guys cook if the kitchen is dirty, No, no,
I can't even be in it. I can't either. I
can't be in it. I cannot cook. So if I'm
going to cook, I have to clean all the dishes
and then I cook in a clean kitchen.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Mikel is the opposite. He will just pile and pile
and pile and pile and pile, and it just becomes
a mess. On the weekends.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
No, I'm like the Bear like I needed to be
like completely clean like a I'm the same. Yes, food
inspector needs to come because he was trained. You know
when you train what do you know about culinary school?
When you're train at culinary school, you're you're you're trained
to not only cook, but to clean immaculately.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Clean as you go.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Is that what he does on the Bear.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, in restaurant kitchens, you have to clean the kitchen
perfectly before the end of service. And so when you
work in the kitchen of a restaurant, it's got to
be i mean perfectly cleaned. And where he went to,
I mean in the it's a scripted show, but where
he worked at this famous restaurant.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
The cleaning of the kitchen is as important as cooking.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
In the Joel McHale, was this mean boss?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
By the way, Olivia, Olivia Coleman makes a cameo in
The Bear, which is this this is the show I'm
watching on Hulu, right, Yeah, I'm like Richie cleaning the forks.
You've seen it. You get the reference. There's one person
to make get that reference anyway, all right, So somehow
we get distracted. But we are into the printer. I
fixed the printer. It's going to be a good deck.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Yeah, and you and sistanly you are like matching, and
I feel sadly left out.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Bege that's my worst color.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I don't think so. I think it looks nice.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I see why you think it's your worst color. Oh okay,
I don't like that. That's not what you say, only
because no, I feel the same way about beije on me.
I feel like it washes me out. And I felt
that today. I had on a like a different beige
outfit and I put on a different beage sweater and
I'm just like, I don't know why I like this color,
but it doesn't look good on me.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I like it on both of you.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Well, thank you, well, thank you. We need that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, we're gonna get into how you should really deep
clean your big water bottle. I have a shake shaker,
like you know, like a shake protein shake it. It
has a little ball inside, like a metal ball, a
metal ball that breaks up the protein powder. Right, man,
it's I don't. I don't deep clean everything. It's so
funny because I'm so crazy about cleaning the kitchen. I
don't deep clean that thing probably good enough. Sometimes you
(05:00):
still have like some old crusty protein.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It is smelled before.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
But we're gonna get into how to clean that deep
deep clean that water bottle that you're carrying around. Gosh,
my coffee was so right this morning. I grounded my
beans and I moaned.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I mean that that's a happy sound.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You know, when you smell something so good, you make
a sound that your neighbors can hear.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm like that with taste. Like when I eat really
good sushi, I moan.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
You moan. I like it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, moan moan about something today in a good way exactly.
I want to say thanks to anybody that watched Wheel
of Fortune.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Wait, I was just about to say congratulations on your
first Wheel of Fortune. Oh my gosh, how do you feel?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I feel like I feel like I did. I feel
so excited.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I'm just honestly, I'm really looking forward to being in
people's living rooms every single evening. You know, I've done
it for Idle, I've done it for the Morning Show
with Kelly Rippa. But now I really like this and
it's a it's a it's a cool thing, So I'm
very excited about it.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
You're like, but omni present.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
The good news is if you watch Wheel of Fortune,
it is Wheel of Fortune as you've loved it. And
if you haven't watched Wheel of Fortune lately, come check
it out because it is a super van and I
are like having the best time.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's super fun. It's great to play along on in
the background.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I have a question. Yeah, I have been a wheel
watcher for like many years. Like I went online and like,
you know, got my wheel Watcher code and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Am I disqualified now?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Nope, I would think I would probably be a wheel
watch her.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I think because I work with you, that's only just
qualified for stuff here.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
It doesn't I mean, you know, it's not your fault.
I work somewhere else. You should be penalized. I'm here.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Here's the here's the top of the show from last night.
Thank you for the very warm welcome. Hosting Wheel of
Fortune is a dream job. I've been a fan of
this show since I was a kid watching it and
it lancea with my family, and I know how special
it is that wheel has been in your living rooms
for the past forty years, and I'm just so grateful
(07:10):
to be invited in. I also know I've got some
very big shoes to film, so let's play Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I mean, it's so well slid back and forth with
what to say. It was.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
It's one of the things where I couldn't decide what
to say till I walked out there room.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, we waltched last night, and that was the perfect
thing to say.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's one of those situations where you know, and you've
got to give a toast, or when you've got to
speak at something and you're just not quite sure what
to say, and then finally it just happens and it
comes to you. Yeah, that's the only way to deal
with it. But I have to say I was concerned
about what to say at the beginning, right because you
want to you want to walk, but you also don't
want to talk too much about the story.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
That it was the perfect length. Yeah, sometimes it can.
It can go long and you don't want that.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You don't want the awkward pause and nobody every which
just wants to play the game.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
You stran first episode.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
That's you know, so epic.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
There's the President's of debate tonight, So I don't know
when it airs, it may or before or after somewhere.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's getting because of the president.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Wheel of fort and check it out, please please, please, Okay,
let's get at your horse gropes house. Tuesday going to
shape up.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Let's do it.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Aries, deal with a certain mess in your life.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Taurus, stick to the game.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Plan, Gemini, treat yourself to a delicious dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Cancer, someone will try to send you on a guilt trip.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yikes. Leo, don't ignore the inklings that are coming up.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Virgo, do your best and then patients. Libra, get into
a state of flow today. Scorpio, you can't believe everything
you hear.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Sagittarius, swallow your truth to avoid an argument.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Tapricorn, let the right side of your brain take the wheel,
take the wheel.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Okay, Aquarius, investigating this.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Obvious bet, you didn't react, and just like react, I didn't.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Okay, Aquarius, investigate further. Don't make assumption and pisses.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Follow up on the outside projects, Tanya.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I think Sysney needs us to weigh in on an
issue at home for her. And we're always here for you.
I mean that's what we do. So what's the issue
at home now?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I am, you know, a working mom and I juggle
a lot from here to the the kids school and
stuff like that. I'm used to a lot of emails
coming from the school, but now I'm on a group
chat or like a group text, like how we are
for the show, but for all the moms in Ason
Maxim's class, so they're in the same class, it's first grade.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Is that something that's set up by the school or
just the mom just the moms, like.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
The room mom decided to do it on her own,
which is great for information a lot of it, but
it is like a Twitter like or nets if you
want to look at it this way. It's just it's
going off at all times, and some of the stuff
is your very useful information, but for the most part,
it's like someone puts a picture and then all thirty
two moms like it. It's just you know, a little
(10:06):
bit of that, a little bit of this, and then
the info that I am taking in. I then have
to relate to Michael. So I'm like now the messenger
for him, like I'm his assistant to tell him like, oh,
the kids need this because that's what's being said in
the mom group chat. So I'm like, why aren't the
dads in this chat? Like why is it just.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
The I'm here for it's Hissney because I'm so tired
of this old school like the moms do everything, you know,
like moms and dads now are doing it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Like maybe it's I'll regret it by saying add all
the dads in and then you have sixty people on
the chat. But I kind of lost it when I
then got added to a text chain the other day
and I said, Hi, preschool moms, and I was like,
oh no, now I have Saveyah's preschool moms, and oh
my gosh, it's a lie.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Well, so these are the things you don't think about
when you have three kids. Things you don't calculate just
what it's like a parent option in. So if it's mom,
it's dad, should just be called parent.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
The parents say it louder, Ryan, I'm not going.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
To say it loud, I'm just going to say it
like I said, I.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Like that though it's parent and we we do and
all the parents are on an email like we all
get the email blast and all that. But I think
this is just a little bit more specific, you know,
like little things like hey, does anybody know where we
can get the right socks? Like it's just those types
of things, And I'm telling you a lot of the
information is useful, but I was talking.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
To one there's a lot, there's a lot of community.
There's not a busy, busy chat too. R.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I know one of the moms go back to school
night the other night, she was just like, oh, I
mute it. She's like, I just I go back there
and I check it when I need to check it.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I was like, oh, okay, it's it's the parent opt
in text, right, because it's like when we were going
to school and uh, you know, the teacher was going
to meet with the parents, it would be the parent
teacher conference.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It wasn't the mom teacher conference. Was the parent teacher conference.
And my parents were not involved like this at all.
I mean, granted, there was no cell phones back when
I was in elementary school, and so it's just like
it's this a new era that we live in and
we have so much more communication, which is great, but
also we all got by with less communication back in
the day.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
But I also think you can got Michael and not
say anything.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Why do you have to get approval?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
He's the one guy in the whole.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
No, he doesn't have to chime in. He's just there
to read all the information, so you.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Don't have to convey it yourself and be the messenger.
I think that solves the problem.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I think that does solve the problem.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
By the way, if there's other there's other parents on
there that I'm sure that they both the mom and
the dad see the message.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I don't think like there's there's some sort of rule
on it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Uh, but yeah, just just call them, maybe, you guys,
just so you can see how much there's no need
for us to know anything about the socks.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I don't need that. We don't need it. That's your responsibility,
your job.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And uh, but I love that you're on that because
I do think it's important to have communication with your
you know, fellow parenting.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh yeah, I mean it's an amazing community. Yeah, it's
an amazing community. But yeah, I'm like I need to
now I'm just relaying all these messages to Michael.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, all right, let's get into uh this coming up.
How often do you clean your water bottle? That water
bottle you carry around all of us have one. You
got to deep clean that hydrophile. We're going to make
sure that it's clean. If you keep refilling it with water.
And refillables. It's a important thing to do. So what
they say to clean your water bottle, listen to this.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
You have to sort of think about this, but put
some dry rice in the water bottle. Okay, dry rice
at the bottom. Fill it with water, add a tiny,
tiny few drops of dish soap. You don't want to
flavor it, so just a few drops of dish soap.
Then you shake it and then you leave it overnight.
So rice, water, dish soap, shake, leave overnight, and it
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deep cleans your water bottle.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
It doesn't taste like soap.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
The next day, Well, you gotta use just a little
bit of soap and then you have to obviously rinse
the walls of it out so it doesn't taste like soap.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yes, it happens to me all the time, and I'm
to my own fault. I gets upset about it. But
so you could do it for your your your protein
shake shaker or your water bottle.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
But it's easy. Rice, water, just soap, shake leave overnight.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Got it.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
The rice acts like an abrasive cleaner, rub the inside
you shake it.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Very cool.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
All right, Today's unexpected quote because It's a Tuesday, so
it's a bit ironic. One day you will find what
you've been looking for, and by then you probably won't
want it anymore.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
It's just like Tuesday, little dose of reality.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
This FM headlines with siciny Well.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
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Mandatory evacuation orders are in place for homes in Tribuco
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than five thousand acres and injured two firefighters. The La
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will dive deep into to each of the iconic books
on air with Ryan Seacret.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Stand by.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
There is a second date update coming up. I can
tell you for fact, dating is not fun. I think
the backrooms some people in the backroom agree, it's.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Just not fun. The fact that you have to go
on dates to find somebody. I don't like it. But
you gotta do it.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And it's complicated, and we've got a situation where somebody
needs a little help. So we'll do a second date
update in just a few minutes. But first, this is
a guy on TikTok. What he's doing is he's posting
up codes to restaurant bathrooms and gas station bathrooms that
are on your route right because they're only This is crazy.
There are only fourteen public bathrooms in Los Angeles to
(15:45):
serve four million people.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's not right.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
But what he's doing is so great.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
This is great.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah, it's so great.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I'm here for these codes.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Maxwell.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
We didn't know we needed you until we knew we
needed to use you for your code.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Hey Ryan, good morning.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Good morning Maxwell.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I mean everybody's got to find their niche, right, I mean,
everybody's out there looking for their hustle.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Like, what can I do to stand out? How can
I do that's different?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Lets me different?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
On TikTok.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
This is this guy. He knows the drill.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
You pull into a taco bell, you pretend to read
the menu, and then you got the side door after
using the bathroom, after you get the code.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But Maxwell, yeah, that's exactly right, that's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
So you're posting codes from Panera and shake Shack and
all kinds of places, right.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Yeah. It started out back in February. I was on
my lunch break at work and I was going through
the Zanku Chicken on Sunset Boulevard.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
I really had to use the bathroom when I got there,
and I tried to use it, but they said I
couldn't use it before I bought something, and the line
was so long and I got so aggravated. So instead
of just like posting a bad review on yell for Google,
I just stood outside a little TikTok uh said here's
(17:03):
the bathroom code. It's you know, five three, seven eight
or whatever it was. And a lot of my friends
were like, this is really funny. You should just keep
doing this, and I was like.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Uh.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Last flast forward a few months, the company I was
working for like went under, so I was unemployed and
I was spending a lot of time at coffee shops
every day at job hunting, and all these coffee shops
had bathroom code, and I was like, Okay, well, I'll
guess I'll get the ball rolling on this bit again.
And uh, I guess people really resonated it with it
for some reason in this city.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Well, because we've all been there brough.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I mean, we've all driven to Vegas and needed to
use the bathroom and had to pull over. And they
didn't really need to buy anything. We just had to go,
and you feel like you gotta. You know, it's a
little It's like I I pretend I do a charade.
I go through the whole act of like acting like
I'm decisive while I go using the men.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Squeazy.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
But but by the way, guys, this boost he's followers
from like nothing at ten thousand in a second because
he's posting up restaurant and gas station bathroom codes.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Yeah, I think he used the nail on the head earlier.
I think there's only like one bathroom for every one
hundred thousand people in LA which is crazy. So if
you're like a tourist on Hollywood Boulevard, like there's nowhere
to go.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
No, but you can go. Let me tell you where
you can go.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You can go to at Maxwell Underscore is underscore online
on TikTok. At Maxwell Underscore is underscore online on TikTok
and you can see all the bathroom codes of LA.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Now are you getting money for this? Are you getting
paid for this? Or is it just a hobby?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
No? Actually, absolutely not at all.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
One guy messaged me in my earlier commented and he said,
are you a delivery driver? And I was like, no,
I'm just I'm just doing this, like this is just
two service. I'm hosting like two or three a day.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Usually.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
One time I was outside of a wing stop and
a guy saw me recording the outside and tapped on
my windshield and I was like, oh no, like I
think I'm in trouble. Rolled down my window and he's like, hey,
I saw you recording my car out front. Do you
want to take a look inside my buick? And I
had to play it cool. I was like, oh no,
I'm cool, thanks, though, I got a head out.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
You bet to be careful out there. I mean, this
guy's got chick he's got taco bell codes, he's got codes.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
He's got the codes. Watch out, he's carrying all the codes. Mads.
We didn't know we needed you till we knew we
knew you and needed you. So thank you very much
for coming on.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Thank you, Ryan. I appreciate you. I know you're gonna
kill it on a wheel of fortune. I'm a big
fan of yours. Uh, specifically the way you never seem
to get any older. It's it's truly remarkable.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Thanks brother, I appreciate you. You have a good one.
All right, good look at you too.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Have a good day. Take care of bye.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I like the bathroom code guy. He's a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I mean, you said it. It's like something that we
didn't know we needed. But now I'm gonna follow up.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
We need it.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I mean, I'm looking at the codes. I don't want
to say them on the air because I don't.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I just don't want to.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
But like Iden's looking at the codes for Losiyenaga stores,
for stores on the Braa, Like I can see these
codes the Panera, Bread and Studio City. I'm not giving
them out, but you can go to Maxwell's TikTok. Can
we do a second date update, let's publicly serve, Let's
go Kira's on the phone here. So Kira, thanks for
coming on in Silver Lake. I'm just bringing everyone up
to speed. You met this guy on Tinder. You went
(20:30):
to Lacma. I love that you went to the museum.
That's such a fun, great date and it's accessible to do.
You know, you get a couple of tickets and you
go walk through Lackman. It's beautiful and it takes you
away from the stress of life. I love Lakma. Anyway,
you you were hooked from the beginning, and he seemed
pretty into you as well. And then afterwards you heard nothing.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Is that the story?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That's it?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
It was so fun.
Speaker 9 (20:54):
And then when I went back on timpers unmask me,
like what happened?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
So why Here's what's always baffling to me. You think
it went well, but then he's avoiding you. Is there
anything the second guess?
Speaker 8 (21:09):
No, nothing at all?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Was we We hit it off really really well.
Speaker 9 (21:16):
He was so quick and funny and smart.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
I found myself like like falling kind of hard and fast.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
It was like two weeks up.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I mean, okay, well, a funny guy went to go
to museum. Apparent maybe it was too good to be true,
but I got a check.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I mean, what, Like, I'm in love with the guy
he invites me to go to the museum. It's so
romantic and it's also it's not a big commitment, like
you're not going out out. You're just going out, you know.
It's like have a coffee and have a tea whatever
at the museum and walk and see the art. Okay,
here we are going to get.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Him on the line. I believe the back room is
already into this dude. His name is Damien.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Is that right, that's him?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Okay, so they're on with him. Now hang on one second,
let's get into it. Why did Damian blow off Kira?
These stories never get old, Like what isn't something went wrong?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
On Air with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
On Air On Air with Ryan Seacrest, We're.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
A second date update. Dating is not fun. That's dating
is not.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Dating is just if you could just be set up
with a friend of a friend and make it like
fast forward to two months three months in, that would
be better.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
At the beginning.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Just tell me you have the butterflies and you're, oh
my gosh, I feel like I'm going to meet somebody
through a friend, Like that's the ideal situation, you can
trust them.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
You know.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
The ideal situation is what happens to you.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
No, the ideal situation is fast forward to a friend
telling you this is a friend for you. Michael, I'm
not right.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I mean it is convenient when that happens that way,
but even not any why it's still a first date.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
You guys are letting the wheels fall off here. No,
that's you, No, that's you.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I mean technically it's you. You know you're the wheel guy.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Oh ten tonight, unless we're well preemptive for the debate,
but it's on somewhere, Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
It's really fun to watch, are you anyway?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Kira goes out with this guy they meet on Tinder,
They go to Lakhma and then he blows her off.
She thinks it's going perfectly. Then he blows her off.
So why, I mean, Kira, we are going to talk
to Damien right now. Why did he present this perfect
date and then stop engaging with you like he seemed
totally into it?
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Okay, okay, Damien, thanks for coming on with us.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
We are on the radio. We're on the air right now.
I just want you to know that nice to meet you,
Bron Ryan, I got Systey and Tanya with me.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Hi, Hi, hey there.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Uh So we're calling you about a woman named Kira
you went out with.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Oh I remember her?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Tell me about Kira and why you want to go
out with her and how the date went.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Did she just catfish me?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
What do you mean she catfish you? Can you explain
that to me?
Speaker 10 (24:23):
Well, you know, she didn't look anything like her photos
at all.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
So when you shot it to the date, she didn't
look like her photos.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
So you okay, so you saw a photo, you were
attracted to her physically, and then you showed up and
what was the difference?
Speaker 10 (24:42):
She looked absolutely nothing like that. You know, I honestly
barely recognized her.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
All right, So you went like features or was it
like hair color?
Speaker 10 (24:52):
I mean the hair color was different. It was like
shorter than it looked like.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, but people can change the her style?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
So damd you do you want on this? What did
you do on the date? Was it nice?
Speaker 10 (25:04):
Yeah, it was a museum day.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
We had a good time, okay, But afterwards, how did
you leave it?
Speaker 10 (25:13):
Gave her a hug and went to dinner with my parents?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
So basically if we're just being honest here when you
say you were catfished, she either sent you photographs that
weren't herself or certainly didn't resemble her.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Is that what we were really talking about here, and
that that what made you do?
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Exactly exactly. You know, it's really about like presenting yourself
the way that you look right now in my opinion
on dating apps, and she looked drastically different compared to
the photo.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Why carry on with the date? You said you had
a good time, so you obviously noticed this right from
the very beginning, but you went on with the date.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
I mean, I'm not rude in person if I'm already
there with somebody, So.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
You're being rude now by completely blocking her and ghosting her.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
I mean, I can choose not to want to spend
any more of my energy with somebody.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Well, Damien, look, I don't want to waste any more
time of anybody here or listening right now, because this
is really we wanted to know. I have Kira on
the phone. Kira, can you respond to what Damien's saying?
I mean, he thinks he was catfished by you. Does
that make any sense to you?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Dude?
Speaker 9 (26:22):
I did not catfish you.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I just I cut my hair show I think a
cap what wait, you cut your hair short?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Is that what you said?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
So he just saying that he didn't well you guys talk.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
You had long hair on Tinder.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
And it was blod okay, so I need it like
a little bit of like a like a dusty brown
for the fall.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
But that's not cat fishing, then what is it?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
It's a haircut.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
Catfishing is when someone the fake photo of themselves they're.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
Right yeah, or like someone else yeah, or when they
don't update their photos.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
When we're going in circles here. It's not going to
work out, Kira, you wanted to know. Look, Damien, Kira
was into you, she liked the date. She thought you
guys hit it off. Clearly you didn't care. Would you
like to say anything else to Damien about this?
Speaker 9 (27:20):
I mean, I don't even know if it's worth it.
I mean no, I just I had just gotten my
haircut and I didn't update my profile. I still think
that's topishing, and that's absolutely ridiculous that you would go
see after that.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I think so too.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
We're we're we're going to get out of this. Our
work is done here. I think the universe has spoken
and it's not meant to be. But good luck to
both of you, and Kira, we love you for reaching out.
You're going to find the right one. Okay, on air
with Ryan Sea it's LA's number one hit music station.
(28:00):
It's Ryan Seacrest, it's Siciny, it's Tanya and one of
our favorites, one of our favorites. You you live with,
you go to bed with him, you see him all
the time. By the way, he did the closing ceremony
at the Olympics in Paris. Jimmy Fallon is on with us. Jimmy,
come on, guys, I'm.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
So happy to be back as always. Thank you again
for having me on. Ryan. You've you've done the closing ceremonies,
haven't you.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I did.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I sat next to Mike Tarico, just like you did,
and it is what I was just I've never done
anything like that before, so it was fascinating to watch
everything happen, and then you remember, oh gosh, I've got
to say what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I've got to talk.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Oh the more I talked, the dummer I sounded, and
it was awful. I didn't know what I was doing,
and I just do you ever get a hand from
my trico, just going like calm down, Like I was
making something that was going like you know what, Mike,
I love the Olympic. I love swimming in swimming pools.
It's the the dumbest things. And he was give me
(28:57):
the hand, like Jimmy stop.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Oh wow, he's so soon. I mean, Mike too does
all the big sports for NBC.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
But it was empty. It was really I think a
lot of Persians it said like, let's get out of here.
It's gonna be a nightmare, and so they just left.
It was really like you could walk around empty streets.
All the restaurants were available and open and everyone was
nice and fun and supportive and uh, I mean that
was the streets of Paris. But then the events were packed,
(29:27):
I mean, and everyone's going crazy. I went to UH
track and Field with UH with Mick Jagger, which is yeah, right, yes,
just it's interesting to watch it because he's rooting for
you know, everyone from England in UK, you know, and
he's just yelling because he's Mick Jaggers. He's like charge
the bat that it's just screaming stuff and I go, okay,
(29:52):
no one understands what you're even rooting for. Just hold
up a sign. I don't know. I don't know what
kind of so I had to leave. I couldn't take it.
So I left that it was the men's basketball final
and that was the most amazing thing. So I'm sitting there,
I go, you know what? And I don't know why
this is my brain, but I go, I want to
get a good TikTok. While I'm here, Everyone's got their
(30:13):
phone out. And there was a trend on TikTok where
you go, like you, someone lifts things that they go,
how is your experience in France? Or did you like
your experience in France? And then you put the camera
on your face and you go wi. So I go, oh,
that's fun. If I got someone shooting a basketball shot,
and then I turn around to my face and go wi.
So I'm filming Steph Curry. He goes right in front
(30:35):
of me, shoots a three pointer. It goes in swish.
He looks at my camera and points double points. And
then I turned the camera to my face. I go
we and I go I just made the most perfect TikTok.
So why would I be excited about that. The US
winning gold not a big deal. TikTok a, right, did
(30:56):
you we.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Heard the story about you got lost and they ended
up having hitchhike and someone saved you.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Oh my god, so right, this is all right. So
here's what happened. So before France, I went to Germany.
I went to this hotel kind of like a one
of those like kind of health spa places where you
just go and everything's healthy. And so I went to
this place and so I took a walk. I left
the hotel and you know, this is one of these
places where you kind of eat broth every day for breakfast, lunch, dinner,
(31:24):
and you know, hopefully you lose weight, which I did not,
but I'll get into that later. And I was so angry.
I couldn't I was going to strangle the doctor, but
my way didn't have the energy. Yeah, the brath keeper
I go. I just couldn't lift my arms up, it
was so weak. So I'm walking around Bavaria, you know,
and it's right by Lake tagan Z, and I'm by
(31:45):
this lake, and I'm listening to a book about breathing,
or the importance of breathing. I mean I'm really getting
into this health thing. So I'm walking around and I go,
all right, let's all head back. I head back. I
think I made the correct left turn. Next thing I know,
I'm in like someone's backyard. I don't know where I am.
I'm in a field somewhere. So I go, I'm lost.
I mean, I haven't been lost in a long time.
(32:06):
I'm like. So I pulled my phone out. It's a
four percent and it can't really get the GPS for
I see these two guys working on a car like
an autobody shop, and I go, hey, guys, I wonder
if you can help me. I'm trying to get back
to my hotel. And so he looks at me. He goes, oh, yeah,
I know this. That's how. Here's how you get back.
(32:27):
You have to climb over this fence. And I go,
uh huh, I'd climb over a fence. Climb yeah, So
I go okay. So he goes, then you have to
go over this field, and then you climb over another fence.
I go, I have to climb over two fences. I mean,
how did I get to where I am? This is insane?
(32:49):
I go all right, dude, well hey, thanks so much
appreciate it. And I go to start climbing over this
fence and he goes, hey, are you Jimmy Fallon?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I am I one time?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
You don't want to be recognized as when you're break tresspassing?
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Yeah, I go, I go. He goes, can I make
a picture with you? I go yes, So we do
a selfie. Then I go, could you give me a
ride to my hotel? And he goes yes, and I goes.
He goes, I don't have my license. I don't have
my license, but my mom can give you a ride.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Oh my gosh, it's the best.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
I get in the car, this dude's mom, this kid
and his mom, she drives her. She has a ninety
two Volkswagen Golf and turn on the radio and we
listened to Killer Queen was on and we were cranked
Queen with the top down, and I was so happy.
And I love Bavaria. I cannot. I just love them
so much. It was so nice. It meant so much
(33:44):
to me. Changed my life.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Oh, I mean I just think that, like you know,
being skinny is not worth all of that. That is
just too much work.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I would have had them just turn your arind to
take me to Munich. I needed I need to eat
Nitsel secrets.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Ran. Did you get mistaken from me at a gym?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I have.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I've been mistaken for you a couple of times, which
is which is really funny because a I'm not I'm
not funny.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
You know, I'm like six inches shorter than you. But
I kind of love it.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Someone came up to me and they go, dde, do
you mind if I grab a photo had a hat on?
Speaker 6 (34:21):
You know.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I was like, it kind of looked like me, but
maybe it looked like you a little bit. And this
dude goes, hey, do you mind if we get a photo.
I'm like, hey, no problems.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
You know I don't.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
I never say no to a photo. I love it.
It's great.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I said, no problem, and we're talking for a second,
and I have a little bit of believe similar energy.
I think when we're out in the wild and I'm
talking to the guy for second years I never missed
a show and I'm going and I was on the
morning show at the time with Kelly, and I'm going, well,
that's so nice, thank you, And he goes, yeah, go.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
To sleep every night.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
You're so funny in your skits and I'm like, my skits,
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
My life.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
I go, I'm Ryan. He goes, oh, oh, I thought
you were Jimmy Fallen. She didn't really want to picture,
so he deleted the photo. Yeah no, no, don't care.
All right, So you got this children's book, five More
Sleeps to Halloween. I love that you do this, man,
(35:16):
it's so good, you know, I like the.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
The It's weird to be talking about Halloween in September,
but I mean you have to because that's when people
know the book is out. But you know, you put
these books out. I think it started with the first book.
It was called Your Baby's First Word Will Be Dada,
and it was just a goofy joke book. And then
I started getting all these videos of babies and like
reading reading the book back to their parents, and it
(35:39):
became like a really cool thing to watch and like
and and watching kids read these books, and I go, oh,
this is kind of fun. So I'm going to keep
doing these. So I did five More Sleeps till Christmas
and that was a hit. And now I did five
More Sleeps till Halloween and hopefully this will work. But
It's like it's just another book that your kids can
read and get them all excited about the holiday and
(36:00):
everyone can celebrate this. It's it's it's cute and uh
I think it fits with the Spookie season.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It's it's never too early, because even Disneyland is doing
Halloween Time right now at their park. And and by
the way, if you ever talk about seeing kids reactions,
you know, I built one of our foundation studios at
the Queen's Pediatric Hospital Cohen there in New York. If
you ever end up that way that part of town
and want to go in and read the book to
those kids in the podcast, it would be life changing
(36:28):
for them.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
Bro, I will do it in two seconds. I will
do it this month. I cannot wait to go. I
would love to do that.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
It would be life changing for those kids.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
It's the best you gets, the best feeling you go. Dude.
I'm a comedian. I get to you know, tell jokes
on TV. That's all great. I mean, I love my job,
but this is an extra bonus thing where you're like,
you can make kids laugh too and like and kids
happy and get there. It's just that's the extra thing
that you go. There's nothing there's no feeling like that
in the world. And so it's like I love that
type of stuff. And so in this book, it's all
(36:59):
about you know, trick or treating and dressing up and
what scares you. And then there's a thing called booing.
Do you guys know about this booing?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Like like boo, like boo, I scared you boo?
Speaker 6 (37:10):
No kind of but no, it's a thing that kids
are doing now. It's almost like a secret Santa for Halloween.
It's like it's like a prank. It's almost you ring
someone's doorbell and you leave candy for them on their
front porch and it's like a happy It's like a
nice prank. I don't know what it is. And then
your kindness, yeah, and then or you don't tell them
(37:33):
that it's you, and then the next day you get
you send an email go by the way boo or something.
You know, you're like, I'm the one that gave you
the candy or something. So it's a thing that's happening.
My kids. They go, someone rang the doorbell, and of
course I answered the door, not my kids, So they're
not getting the reaction they want. You're getting to to
the mid a guy in his fifties. He's just kind
of like, what is this? Oh whatever? So I go,
(37:58):
uh And then some of these said, uh, hey, hey,
we're Winny's friends, like we just want to we want
to boo. Let me my daughter do it again. So
then they left me at the door. Yeah, that was ridiculous,
Like I couldn't make it work. I go, someone's at
the door, going, they're booing you right now? So whatever.
So but that's the thing that kids are doing. So
(38:18):
it's uh, you're getting ready for this season, man, I
don't know, it's all we're doing all this stuff. I
also want to tell you about this thing that I
did with DJ Khalid really quickly that it's going to
air September thirteenth, Friday Night instead of the tonight show.
At eleven thirty, I challenged DJ Khaled to a golf match.
You know, you know DJ Khaled, it is so ridiculous
(38:41):
and funny that you're gonna love it. It's the dumb
We play four holes and it's the silliest thing you've
ever seen.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Is he not the most lovable dude? He's the most lovable,
the most positive.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
We play this, We play this golf match it's so dumb.
We play four holes, the winner gets a cardigan like
instead of the green blazer. The winner gets a cardigan
sweater and we play it for really, he has a
spiritual advisor sent over to to help him through these
four holes. Of course golf, it's the funniest I mean,
the guys made for TVs. Obviously he's a music mogul
(39:16):
and you know, producer, an amazing artist, but he's hilarious.
It's ridiculous. So the Cardigan Classic looks for that's it's golf,
and it's silly, and it's it's very, very funny.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
As DJ khaled on the thirteenth, All right, Jimmy found
love you buddy. Thank you for all the energy and
spirit you bring every single night. I want to see
you soon, Okay, take good care.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
The best, Thank you everybody, Thanks much.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Bye bye you brother bye.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
And his book is out now check it out. Tany
is a trending report. So, Kim Kardashian, remember you know,
when you do tell this story, think of it in
the context. Didn't she go to law school for a
little bit too, So it makes a little bit of
sense to me that she might be implementing.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
This yes, she did go to law school and she passed.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
The mini bard.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Is it called the minibar?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, she'd do a minibar before the main bar, big bar.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
I didn't know they called it a mini bar.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
I know there was a minibar.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Maybe there was a bar because my dad's.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Baby bar, Babby bar.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Favorite thing in a mini bar that peanut peanuts, the
peanut M and ms.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Okay, correct anyway, Okay.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
So Kim Kardashian's eight year old son, Saint He has
been begging for his own YouTube channel, and I think
a lot of people are seeing this. I mean even younger,
and eight seems young to me, but like I get it,
and it looks like Kim finally said yes after signing
an extensive contract that she warned he better not breached.
So she wrote this out by hand. It's not super serious,
(40:42):
but I think this is such a good idea because
it basically gives him these rules that Kim has set
forth and if he breaches, if he doesn't follow these rules,
it gets taken away. So the contract says, I Saint
West agreed to follow my mom's rules in order to
have a YouTube channel. I'm not allowed to calm any
personal family information, not allowed to film, any personal information
(41:04):
not allowed to film. All North is recording music, and
then he must seek permission whenever he so, whenever he
wants to post anything on the channel, he has to
kind of basically get it preapproved before he posts it.
But I'm like, that's such a great compromise, you know,
because if your kid is coming to you and saying
they really want to do something, and you keep saying no, no, no,
what if this is their creative outlet and this could
(41:26):
be something that they really thrive in, you know, But
it's like, you put these rules in place, and if
he starts to breach the contract, she can. It says
that she can shut it down.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Or this is the way the world works. It's true, right,
this is the way the world operates. So to learn
something like the you know, the ramifications of breaking a
deal or a contract or an agreement or paperwork, like,
it's a great lesson to learn in something that you're
going to see throughout life.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I signed a contract like this when I was twelve
years old with my brother and he was moving out
to go live with friends. He just duated high school
and I was going to do community college, and I
was like, oh, my sister moved out and she never
came back, and so I wanted his bedroom. And he's like,
you can have my room, but we're going to sign
a contract and if I move back, I get my
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room back. And I was like, you're not coming back,
and so I signed away. And this guy comes back
in a year and I had to give up his room,
and I was so we made a deal.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Back to the mini bar thing, how do you think
they charged?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
You know, when you pick something up and then you
put it back out of its little automatic.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I'm terrified of that.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah, did they charge you?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
They charge you, Yeah, usually yes, but then you have.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
To show him proof that you put it back. If
anybody knows how that works, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Touch it?
Speaker 6 (42:40):
You know.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
We wait.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I just remember my parents saying you can never have
anything ever in the meeting bar when we traveled as kids.
So I still feel guilty if I pick up pretzels.
Emily's on the line. Good morning, Emily.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
How are you.
Speaker 8 (42:49):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (42:50):
I'm super good.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
So your friend's ex husband posted with a new girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
What are you telling me?
Speaker 8 (42:58):
So basically, you know they kind of divorced about like
three months ago, and you know, she doesn't have no
contact with him. She's unfollowed him on old social media. However,
like me and her friends to have him on social media,
and we've seen like, you know, this post of his
new girlfriend, and we're kind of just like in a
predicament where like we don't know whether like to tell
her or not, or like if it's better for her
(43:20):
not to know, because it's just like if we don't
tell her, are we bad friends? But then it's like
if we do tell her, is that not a good
thing as well?
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Well, I mean he's posting it up, so like why
is telling her an issue?
Speaker 8 (43:33):
Because it's just like you know where it's just like
out of sight, out of my things.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Yeah, that makes sense to me.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
I think respect that if she unfollowed him and they
she went through all that, then I think respect that. Yeah,
you don't need to get involved.
Speaker 8 (43:48):
No, Yeah, I just I don't know. I feel weird
because you know the way that like they left off,
he ended, like you know, he's the one who ended things,
and then I don't know where, like he just pops
out with this new girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (43:59):
You know, it's very.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Well, I mean, you know how fresh was. I mean,
that's the thing, but you're I think we're all on
the same page. You don't want to open the door
to bringing it insight in mind, out of sight, out
of mind is the way you get through stuff. And
I subscribe to it, and I think that's what you
got to do. So turn your head, don't don't bring
it up. It's only going to create extra drama, tension, anxiety, Like,
(44:22):
why do it?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
It's not worth it, Emily, Okay, got it, all right,
all right, just appreciate.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
The call, Thank you, you take care. I was just
reading something very interesting. You know who swears the most?
Like which country swears the most?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Like in their own language?
Speaker 6 (44:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah, the US swears the most. Think about what state?
What state swears the most? Oh, that's a good guess. Yeah,
the most foul mouth state. Can you believe it's Maryland?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
There, Maryland not expected he's cause though.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Then Louisiana, then Georgia, Virginia, and Ohio. South Dakota swears
the least.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Where did California land on that list?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Somewhere in the middle. Okay, you swears the most? Here
between Systney, Tanya myself.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Equal. Tanya swears a lot.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yes, you do, like we we know you.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
We're with Yes, I do not.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
I don't want to say I do not ever, like
zero percent now, but i'd say on the grand scheme
of things, it's like fifteen.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
No, yeah you are. I'm going to record you during
our pitch meeting and you'll see you don't even notice
you do it.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
You know.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
I don't like that. I don't like cursing.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Well, then that's why we're here to, you know, put
up the back.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I used to curse a lot, but I feel like
I've really toned it back now that my kids are
able to repeat words and stuff.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
I like to get it out in one session. Just curse, curse, curse,
you know, like eight o five before I go to sleep,
Just get.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
It all.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Air on Air with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
We need some normalcy. We need something to be constant.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Like consistency is a great quality, right, If you are
with a consistent person, that is a good character trait.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
If nothing else, they're consistent, right.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Sure, but you also want a little bit of change.
You don't really, you really don't interesting you really.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Don't you see some change. You think they're cheating on you.
You see some change something going on.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Oh my gosh, they got in such great shape. They're
spending more time at the gym. They're cheating on me.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
I wouldn't think that.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
I'm telling you the way people think. Okay, I like
something changes, thank you, Tanya. Finally something changes and you
think something's up. Like, wait, you're acting nice. You're acting nice?
Speaker 6 (46:50):
Why?
Speaker 1 (46:52):
I mean, that's that's with your kids.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
You're you're being too thoughtful. What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (46:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
I'm just telling you so everything but consistency.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Right, consistently make me happy?
Speaker 4 (47:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (47:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:05):
Or consistently be you consistently be complacent.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
And that's not a great way to think about it, though,
because you don't want to just be the same person
all your life. You want to continue to evolve and
grow and change and maybe use a little way and
all that. It's not because you're cheating on your partner.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I'm just telling you, Sisty, how the mind works.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
And I'm telling you how the line works over here
as well.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Oh that's why there's three of us on a microphone.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
Fantastic. I'm with Ryan on this one.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Do you like the epitome of change?
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Well?
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Yeah, but that's the thing. That's my consistency. If I
showed up one day and I told Robbie I never
want to do anything different, he'd be like, what's wrong
with you?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Still?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
That means you're changing, you're evolving.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
But that's my consistency.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
That can be everyone's consistency.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
But you want consistency with the ABC song. That's the
reason I got should want change.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
I think this is a classic this.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Everyone knows the ABC song the way we learned it
when we were.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Trying to change.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
They're trying, so here's here's the beef. Okay, some are
arguing that in the ABC song when you get to
LM and O P on that part, they're saying that
some kids are thinking that l M and O P
is just one word, and then the kids just started
thinking that. And that's my argument because I feel like
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we all thought it when we were kids, but then
we learned that it was l M N O P
and then the same thing towards the end of the
alphabet with Y and Z. They're saying that why and
is like, hyan, like, that's how you say why why?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
In C and so well, look at the look at
the sign. Remember that the signs up on the wall.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
I just dropped off my kids at school and they
have the pole thing right there. ABC all the way.
So yes, we all learned it and we're fine. But
this is the remix. This is what they wanted to hear.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
The remix here, all right, let's play it a b.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
CD E F G so far, so good, h I
j K.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
M and oh no no no no wait, what's wrong
with you?
Speaker 6 (49:10):
No w.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
X yse.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
It's painful.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
No no, no, no, no, no, not no.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
I don't hate it, no my no like changing it
for change sake.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
No, just leave that B.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
It's something that we all like. I can't hear it
any other way.
Speaker 5 (49:35):
If we lock everything B, then we would all be
walking around with This is a song.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
This is the ABC song, This ABC song. You don't
touch it?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, I agree. This is like a classic. It's done.
You learn it, you learn the words. We all move
on and it's fine.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
Element O LM.
Speaker 6 (49:55):
No M and.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
I'm uncomfortable with you.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
It's not right.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Sleep tonight. I may never have kids now.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
I never want to hear that song again.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
We are in the midst of pay your bills again.
So got to get to get somethim dot com. Tell
me the bill, give me your name, we'll get you
set up for that. I was just looking at tomorrow.
We're gonna have some three day passes to stage Coach
for you to win. And everything that happened today a
second date update, that was just what was it?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
It was just wrong. I mean, I don't know who
was wrong.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Either she catfished and he got caught up in it,
or he's been too harsh on her.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Good riddance, I think for Kira, because that guy was
a dud and.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
Well I liked his date. He did have a great
date idea, but yeah, she missed second date up.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
That doesn't know what catfish means.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
I had to be reminded.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
And Jimmy Thollon was on the bathroom Code guy from
TikTok that that was fascinating. So check it all out
on our podcast on air with Ryan Seacrest on iHeartRadio,
Sisney's got you toll eleven o'clock back room.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
You did what you did so well today. Thank you,
Thank you you too. Call it all right.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
We'll see you guys tomorrow. I have a great Tuesday.
Let's get it done. For Wednesday. We'll see you first
thing byes. Thanks for listening to On Air with Ryan Seacrest,
make sure to subscribe, and we'll talk to you again
tomorrow
From Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
See You than.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I'm in the engineering department here early this morning. I
I have fixed the printer. I have fixed the printer down.
I'm just gonna say, I'm generally not known to be
the one that fixes anything.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Ever. Nothing ever goes right right.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's always I can't download the PDF that the printer
is jammed. I mean, there's always something, and usually tubs
to the rescue. I decided, well, I decided to do
it on my own. And have you know I went
over to the printer right there behind you, and all
I had to do is power it back up.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, I'm gonna do a reboot on you.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I did a reboot this morning. Modern man.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Does anybody else need a handy person? Anybody in the
back room got anything that needs fixed? No, we'll break something.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
There's nothing worse than when I'm like Tubbs, my computer's
broken and he goes, just blow on the blow on
the cord that goes into the.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
On the cord. That's his advice.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
It worked.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What happened? So I want to know this. So there's
just you just dedust it with your breath.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, I guess you just like, pull the cord out,
blow on that little thing that goes into your computer
and it and it fixed my computer.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
All those years of classes in school for engineering and
you just blow on the cord worked.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Are you are your guys handy?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Is your hand very much?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
So?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I build things, fixed things.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I think that's right. He was going to build a deck.
I get so much anxiety.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I'm just not good at like I'm really I'm really compartmentalized, right,
And yeah I can I can do a lot of work,
but I can't fix anything.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm a good fixer too. Don't forget that. I remodeled
our powder bathroom basically all by myself.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I took a parting I don't think about every day,
but yes.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I takes the toilet. I changed all the hardware.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Is your man good at that stuff?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He looked good doing. Maybe that's oh he looks good doing.
Maybe that's my issue. Maybe I'm not handy enough. No,
maybe should be handy. Maybe that's that's I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It needs to be like U. You need to enjoy it,
like it's almost like a hobby for me. I enjoy
building furniture. I enjoy kind of like that type of
like step by step stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, and if you don't like, I don't enjoy that stuff.
Nothing sounds worse to me than.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That, Like putting together a shoe cabinet. No, nothing, it
gives me pleasure.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
It is for me. I think it's patience. I just
don't have. I really don't. I know it's.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Therapeutic for me. I put on like below deck and
then I just put build a cabinet and it's I'll
be done in an hour.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
That's dishes for me. Dishes have become therapeutic.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I don't like dishes either, dishes too.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And I actually anything in the kitchen is fine with me.
I can therapeutically take my time there.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Laundry, folding laundry for me, I like transcend. Okay, can
you guys cook if the kitchen is dirty, No, no,
I can't even be in it. I can't either. I
can't be in it. I cannot cook. So if I'm
going to cook, I have to clean all the dishes
and then I cook in a clean kitchen.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Mikel is the opposite. He will just pile and pile
and pile and pile and pile, and it just becomes
a mess. On the weekends.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
No, I'm like the Bear like I needed to be
like completely clean like a I'm the same. Yes, food
inspector needs to come because he was trained. You know
when you train what do you know about culinary school?
When you're train at culinary school, you're you're you're trained
to not only cook, but to clean immaculately.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Clean as you go.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Is that what he does on the Bear.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, in restaurant kitchens, you have to clean the kitchen
perfectly before the end of service. And so when you
work in the kitchen of a restaurant, it's got to
be i mean perfectly cleaned. And where he went to,
I mean in the it's a scripted show, but where
he worked at this famous restaurant.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
The cleaning of the kitchen is as important as cooking.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
In the Joel McHale, was this mean boss?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
By the way, Olivia, Olivia Coleman makes a cameo in
The Bear, which is this this is the show I'm
watching on Hulu, right, Yeah, I'm like Richie cleaning the forks.
You've seen it. You get the reference. There's one person
to make get that reference anyway, all right, So somehow
we get distracted. But we are into the printer. I
fixed the printer. It's going to be a good deck.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Yeah, and you and sistanly you are like matching, and
I feel sadly left out.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Bege that's my worst color.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I don't think so. I think it looks nice.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I see why you think it's your worst color. Oh okay,
I don't like that. That's not what you say, only
because no, I feel the same way about beije on me.
I feel like it washes me out. And I felt
that today. I had on a like a different beige
outfit and I put on a different beage sweater and
I'm just like, I don't know why I like this color,
but it doesn't look good on me.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I like it on both of you.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Well, thank you, well, thank you. We need that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, we're gonna get into how you should really deep
clean your big water bottle. I have a shake shaker,
like you know, like a shake protein shake it. It
has a little ball inside, like a metal ball, a
metal ball that breaks up the protein powder. Right, man,
it's I don't. I don't deep clean everything. It's so
funny because I'm so crazy about cleaning the kitchen. I
don't deep clean that thing probably good enough. Sometimes you
(05:00):
still have like some old crusty protein.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It is smelled before.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
But we're gonna get into how to clean that deep
deep clean that water bottle that you're carrying around. Gosh,
my coffee was so right this morning. I grounded my
beans and I moaned.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I mean that that's a happy sound.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You know, when you smell something so good, you make
a sound that your neighbors can hear.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm like that with taste. Like when I eat really
good sushi, I moan.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
You moan. I like it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, moan moan about something today in a good way exactly.
I want to say thanks to anybody that watched Wheel
of Fortune.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Wait, I was just about to say congratulations on your
first Wheel of Fortune. Oh my gosh, how do you feel?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I feel like I feel like I did. I feel
so excited.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I'm just honestly, I'm really looking forward to being in
people's living rooms every single evening. You know, I've done
it for Idle, I've done it for the Morning Show
with Kelly Rippa. But now I really like this and
it's a it's a it's a cool thing, So I'm
very excited about it.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
You're like, but omni present.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
The good news is if you watch Wheel of Fortune,
it is Wheel of Fortune as you've loved it. And
if you haven't watched Wheel of Fortune lately, come check
it out because it is a super van and I
are like having the best time.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's super fun. It's great to play along on in
the background.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I have a question. Yeah, I have been a wheel
watcher for like many years. Like I went online and like,
you know, got my wheel Watcher code and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Am I disqualified now?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Nope, I would think I would probably be a wheel
watch her.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I think because I work with you, that's only just
qualified for stuff here.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
It doesn't I mean, you know, it's not your fault.
I work somewhere else. You should be penalized. I'm here.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Here's the here's the top of the show from last night.
Thank you for the very warm welcome. Hosting Wheel of
Fortune is a dream job. I've been a fan of
this show since I was a kid watching it and
it lancea with my family, and I know how special
it is that wheel has been in your living rooms
for the past forty years, and I'm just so grateful
(07:10):
to be invited in. I also know I've got some
very big shoes to film, so let's play Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I mean, it's so well slid back and forth with
what to say. It was.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
It's one of the things where I couldn't decide what
to say till I walked out there room.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, we waltched last night, and that was the perfect
thing to say.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's one of those situations where you know, and you've
got to give a toast, or when you've got to
speak at something and you're just not quite sure what
to say, and then finally it just happens and it
comes to you. Yeah, that's the only way to deal
with it. But I have to say I was concerned
about what to say at the beginning, right because you
want to you want to walk, but you also don't
want to talk too much about the story.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
That it was the perfect length. Yeah, sometimes it can.
It can go long and you don't want that.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
You don't want the awkward pause and nobody every which
just wants to play the game.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
You stran first episode.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
That's you know, so epic.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
There's the President's of debate tonight, So I don't know
when it airs, it may or before or after somewhere.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's getting because of the president.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Wheel of fort and check it out, please please, please, Okay,
let's get at your horse gropes house. Tuesday going to
shape up.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Let's do it.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Aries, deal with a certain mess in your life.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Taurus, stick to the game.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Plan, Gemini, treat yourself to a delicious dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Cancer, someone will try to send you on a guilt trip.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yikes. Leo, don't ignore the inklings that are coming up.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Virgo, do your best and then patients. Libra, get into
a state of flow today. Scorpio, you can't believe everything
you hear.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Sagittarius, swallow your truth to avoid an argument.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Tapricorn, let the right side of your brain take the wheel,
take the wheel.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Okay, Aquarius, investigating this.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Obvious bet, you didn't react, and just like react, I didn't.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Okay, Aquarius, investigate further. Don't make assumption and pisses.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Follow up on the outside projects, Tanya.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I think Sysney needs us to weigh in on an
issue at home for her. And we're always here for you.
I mean that's what we do. So what's the issue
at home now?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I am, you know, a working mom and I juggle
a lot from here to the the kids school and
stuff like that. I'm used to a lot of emails
coming from the school, but now I'm on a group
chat or like a group text, like how we are
for the show, but for all the moms in Ason
Maxim's class, so they're in the same class, it's first grade.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Is that something that's set up by the school or
just the mom just the moms, like.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
The room mom decided to do it on her own,
which is great for information a lot of it, but
it is like a Twitter like or nets if you
want to look at it this way. It's just it's
going off at all times, and some of the stuff
is your very useful information, but for the most part,
it's like someone puts a picture and then all thirty
two moms like it. It's just you know, a little
(10:06):
bit of that, a little bit of this, and then
the info that I am taking in. I then have
to relate to Michael. So I'm like now the messenger
for him, like I'm his assistant to tell him like, oh,
the kids need this because that's what's being said in
the mom group chat. So I'm like, why aren't the
dads in this chat? Like why is it just.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
The I'm here for it's Hissney because I'm so tired
of this old school like the moms do everything, you know,
like moms and dads now are doing it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Like maybe it's I'll regret it by saying add all
the dads in and then you have sixty people on
the chat. But I kind of lost it when I
then got added to a text chain the other day
and I said, Hi, preschool moms, and I was like,
oh no, now I have Saveyah's preschool moms, and oh
my gosh, it's a lie.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Well, so these are the things you don't think about
when you have three kids. Things you don't calculate just
what it's like a parent option in. So if it's mom,
it's dad, should just be called parent.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
The parents say it louder, Ryan, I'm not going.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
To say it loud, I'm just going to say it
like I said, I.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Like that though it's parent and we we do and
all the parents are on an email like we all
get the email blast and all that. But I think
this is just a little bit more specific, you know,
like little things like hey, does anybody know where we
can get the right socks? Like it's just those types
of things, And I'm telling you a lot of the
information is useful, but I was talking.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
To one there's a lot, there's a lot of community.
There's not a busy, busy chat too. R.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I know one of the moms go back to school
night the other night, she was just like, oh, I
mute it. She's like, I just I go back there
and I check it when I need to check it.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I was like, oh, okay, it's it's the parent opt
in text, right, because it's like when we were going
to school and uh, you know, the teacher was going
to meet with the parents, it would be the parent
teacher conference.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It wasn't the mom teacher conference. Was the parent teacher conference.
And my parents were not involved like this at all.
I mean, granted, there was no cell phones back when
I was in elementary school, and so it's just like
it's this a new era that we live in and
we have so much more communication, which is great, but
also we all got by with less communication back in
the day.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
But I also think you can got Michael and not
say anything.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Why do you have to get approval?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
He's the one guy in the whole.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
No, he doesn't have to chime in. He's just there
to read all the information, so you.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Don't have to convey it yourself and be the messenger.
I think that solves the problem.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I think that does solve the problem.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
By the way, if there's other there's other parents on
there that I'm sure that they both the mom and
the dad see the message.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I don't think like there's there's some sort of rule
on it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Uh, but yeah, just just call them, maybe, you guys,
just so you can see how much there's no need
for us to know anything about the socks.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I don't need that. We don't need it. That's your responsibility,
your job.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And uh, but I love that you're on that because
I do think it's important to have communication with your
you know, fellow parenting.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh yeah, I mean it's an amazing community. Yeah, it's
an amazing community. But yeah, I'm like I need to
now I'm just relaying all these messages to Michael.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, all right, let's get into uh this coming up.
How often do you clean your water bottle? That water
bottle you carry around all of us have one. You
got to deep clean that hydrophile. We're going to make
sure that it's clean. If you keep refilling it with water.
And refillables. It's a important thing to do. So what
they say to clean your water bottle, listen to this.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
You have to sort of think about this, but put
some dry rice in the water bottle. Okay, dry rice
at the bottom. Fill it with water, add a tiny,
tiny few drops of dish soap. You don't want to
flavor it, so just a few drops of dish soap.
Then you shake it and then you leave it overnight.
So rice, water, dish soap, shake, leave overnight, and it
(13:26):
deep cleans your water bottle.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
It doesn't taste like soap.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
The next day, Well, you gotta use just a little
bit of soap and then you have to obviously rinse
the walls of it out so it doesn't taste like soap.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yes, it happens to me all the time, and I'm
to my own fault. I gets upset about it. But
so you could do it for your your your protein
shake shaker or your water bottle.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
But it's easy. Rice, water, just soap, shake leave overnight.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Got it.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
The rice acts like an abrasive cleaner, rub the inside
you shake it.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Very cool.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
All right, Today's unexpected quote because It's a Tuesday, so
it's a bit ironic. One day you will find what
you've been looking for, and by then you probably won't
want it anymore.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
It's just like Tuesday, little dose of reality.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
This FM headlines with siciny Well.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
The Line fire has burned more than twenty five thousand
acres and forced the evacuation of thousands of homes in
Running Springs, Highland and Redlands. Thirty eight thousand structures are
threatened and Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a state of emergency.
Mandatory evacuation orders are in place for homes in Tribuco
Canyon and Robinson Ranch. The Airport fire has burned more
(14:35):
than five thousand acres and injured two firefighters. The La
County Health Department confirmed a case of locally acquired dengay fever,
which is transmitted primarily through the bite of an infected
mosquito and can cause flu like symptoms. And HBO's new
Harry Potter series announced on and announced an open call
for Harry Ron and Hermione. The new Max Original series
(14:58):
will dive deep into to each of the iconic books
on air with Ryan Seacret.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Stand by.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
There is a second date update coming up. I can
tell you for fact, dating is not fun. I think
the backrooms some people in the backroom agree, it's.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Just not fun. The fact that you have to go
on dates to find somebody. I don't like it. But
you gotta do it.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And it's complicated, and we've got a situation where somebody
needs a little help. So we'll do a second date
update in just a few minutes. But first, this is
a guy on TikTok. What he's doing is he's posting
up codes to restaurant bathrooms and gas station bathrooms that
are on your route right because they're only This is crazy.
There are only fourteen public bathrooms in Los Angeles to
(15:45):
serve four million people.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's not right.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
But what he's doing is so great.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
This is great.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah, it's so great.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I'm here for these codes.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Maxwell.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
We didn't know we needed you until we knew we
needed to use you for your code.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Hey Ryan, good morning.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Good morning Maxwell.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I mean everybody's got to find their niche, right, I mean,
everybody's out there looking for their hustle.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Like, what can I do to stand out? How can
I do that's different?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Lets me different?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
On TikTok.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
This is this guy. He knows the drill.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
You pull into a taco bell, you pretend to read
the menu, and then you got the side door after
using the bathroom, after you get the code.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But Maxwell, yeah, that's exactly right, that's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
So you're posting codes from Panera and shake Shack and
all kinds of places, right.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Yeah. It started out back in February. I was on
my lunch break at work and I was going through
the Zanku Chicken on Sunset Boulevard.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
I really had to use the bathroom when I got there,
and I tried to use it, but they said I
couldn't use it before I bought something, and the line
was so long and I got so aggravated. So instead
of just like posting a bad review on yell for Google,
I just stood outside a little TikTok uh said here's
(17:03):
the bathroom code. It's you know, five three, seven eight
or whatever it was. And a lot of my friends
were like, this is really funny. You should just keep
doing this, and I was like.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Uh.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Last flast forward a few months, the company I was
working for like went under, so I was unemployed and
I was spending a lot of time at coffee shops
every day at job hunting, and all these coffee shops
had bathroom code, and I was like, Okay, well, I'll
guess I'll get the ball rolling on this bit again.
And uh, I guess people really resonated it with it
for some reason in this city.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Well, because we've all been there brough.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I mean, we've all driven to Vegas and needed to
use the bathroom and had to pull over. And they
didn't really need to buy anything. We just had to go,
and you feel like you gotta. You know, it's a
little It's like I I pretend I do a charade.
I go through the whole act of like acting like
I'm decisive while I go using the men.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Squeazy.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
But but by the way, guys, this boost he's followers
from like nothing at ten thousand in a second because
he's posting up restaurant and gas station bathroom codes.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Yeah, I think he used the nail on the head earlier.
I think there's only like one bathroom for every one
hundred thousand people in LA which is crazy. So if
you're like a tourist on Hollywood Boulevard, like there's nowhere
to go.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
No, but you can go. Let me tell you where
you can go.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You can go to at Maxwell Underscore is underscore online
on TikTok. At Maxwell Underscore is underscore online on TikTok
and you can see all the bathroom codes of LA.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Now are you getting money for this? Are you getting
paid for this? Or is it just a hobby?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
No? Actually, absolutely not at all.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
One guy messaged me in my earlier commented and he said,
are you a delivery driver? And I was like, no,
I'm just I'm just doing this, like this is just
two service. I'm hosting like two or three a day.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Usually.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
One time I was outside of a wing stop and
a guy saw me recording the outside and tapped on
my windshield and I was like, oh no, like I
think I'm in trouble. Rolled down my window and he's like, hey,
I saw you recording my car out front. Do you
want to take a look inside my buick? And I
had to play it cool. I was like, oh no,
I'm cool, thanks, though, I got a head out.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
You bet to be careful out there. I mean, this
guy's got chick he's got taco bell codes, he's got codes.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
He's got the codes. Watch out, he's carrying all the codes. Mads.
We didn't know we needed you till we knew we
knew you and needed you. So thank you very much
for coming on.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Thank you, Ryan. I appreciate you. I know you're gonna
kill it on a wheel of fortune. I'm a big
fan of yours. Uh, specifically the way you never seem
to get any older. It's it's truly remarkable.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Thanks brother, I appreciate you. You have a good one.
All right, good look at you too.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Have a good day. Take care of bye.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I like the bathroom code guy. He's a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I mean, you said it. It's like something that we
didn't know we needed. But now I'm gonna follow up.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
We need it.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I mean, I'm looking at the codes. I don't want
to say them on the air because I don't.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I just don't want to.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
But like Iden's looking at the codes for Losiyenaga stores,
for stores on the Braa, Like I can see these
codes the Panera, Bread and Studio City. I'm not giving
them out, but you can go to Maxwell's TikTok. Can
we do a second date update, let's publicly serve, Let's
go Kira's on the phone here. So Kira, thanks for
coming on in Silver Lake. I'm just bringing everyone up
to speed. You met this guy on Tinder. You went
(20:30):
to Lacma. I love that you went to the museum.
That's such a fun, great date and it's accessible to do.
You know, you get a couple of tickets and you
go walk through Lackman. It's beautiful and it takes you
away from the stress of life. I love Lakma. Anyway,
you you were hooked from the beginning, and he seemed
pretty into you as well. And then afterwards you heard nothing.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Is that the story?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That's it?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
It was so fun.
Speaker 9 (20:54):
And then when I went back on timpers unmask me,
like what happened?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
So why Here's what's always baffling to me. You think
it went well, but then he's avoiding you. Is there
anything the second guess?
Speaker 8 (21:09):
No, nothing at all?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Was we We hit it off really really well.
Speaker 9 (21:16):
He was so quick and funny and smart.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
I found myself like like falling kind of hard and fast.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
It was like two weeks up.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I mean, okay, well, a funny guy went to go
to museum. Apparent maybe it was too good to be true,
but I got a check.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
I mean, what, Like, I'm in love with the guy
he invites me to go to the museum. It's so
romantic and it's also it's not a big commitment, like
you're not going out out. You're just going out, you know.
It's like have a coffee and have a tea whatever
at the museum and walk and see the art. Okay,
here we are going to get.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Him on the line. I believe the back room is
already into this dude. His name is Damien.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Is that right, that's him?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Okay, so they're on with him. Now hang on one second,
let's get into it. Why did Damian blow off Kira?
These stories never get old, Like what isn't something went wrong?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
On Air with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
On Air On Air with Ryan Seacrest, We're.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
A second date update. Dating is not fun. That's dating
is not.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Dating is just if you could just be set up
with a friend of a friend and make it like
fast forward to two months three months in, that would
be better.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
At the beginning.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Just tell me you have the butterflies and you're, oh
my gosh, I feel like I'm going to meet somebody
through a friend, Like that's the ideal situation, you can
trust them.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
You know.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
The ideal situation is what happens to you.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
No, the ideal situation is fast forward to a friend
telling you this is a friend for you. Michael, I'm
not right.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I mean it is convenient when that happens that way,
but even not any why it's still a first date.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
You guys are letting the wheels fall off here. No,
that's you, No, that's you.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I mean technically it's you. You know you're the wheel guy.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Oh ten tonight, unless we're well preemptive for the debate,
but it's on somewhere, Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
It's really fun to watch, are you anyway?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Kira goes out with this guy they meet on Tinder,
They go to Lakhma and then he blows her off.
She thinks it's going perfectly. Then he blows her off.
So why, I mean, Kira, we are going to talk
to Damien right now. Why did he present this perfect
date and then stop engaging with you like he seemed
totally into it?
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Okay, okay, Damien, thanks for coming on with us.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
We are on the radio. We're on the air right now.
I just want you to know that nice to meet you,
Bron Ryan, I got Systey and Tanya with me.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Hi, Hi, hey there.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Uh So we're calling you about a woman named Kira
you went out with.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Oh I remember her?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Tell me about Kira and why you want to go
out with her and how the date went.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Did she just catfish me?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
What do you mean she catfish you? Can you explain
that to me?
Speaker 10 (24:23):
Well, you know, she didn't look anything like her photos
at all.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
So when you shot it to the date, she didn't
look like her photos.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
So you okay, so you saw a photo, you were
attracted to her physically, and then you showed up and
what was the difference?
Speaker 10 (24:42):
She looked absolutely nothing like that. You know, I honestly
barely recognized her.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
All right, So you went like features or was it
like hair color?
Speaker 10 (24:52):
I mean the hair color was different. It was like
shorter than it looked like.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, but people can change the her style?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
So damd you do you want on this? What did
you do on the date? Was it nice?
Speaker 10 (25:04):
Yeah, it was a museum day.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
We had a good time, okay, But afterwards, how did
you leave it?
Speaker 10 (25:13):
Gave her a hug and went to dinner with my parents?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
So basically if we're just being honest here when you
say you were catfished, she either sent you photographs that
weren't herself or certainly didn't resemble her.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Is that what we were really talking about here, and
that that what made you do?
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Exactly exactly. You know, it's really about like presenting yourself
the way that you look right now in my opinion
on dating apps, and she looked drastically different compared to
the photo.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Why carry on with the date? You said you had
a good time, so you obviously noticed this right from
the very beginning, but you went on with the date.
Speaker 10 (25:51):
I mean, I'm not rude in person if I'm already
there with somebody, So.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
You're being rude now by completely blocking her and ghosting her.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
I mean, I can choose not to want to spend
any more of my energy with somebody.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Well, Damien, look, I don't want to waste any more
time of anybody here or listening right now, because this
is really we wanted to know. I have Kira on
the phone. Kira, can you respond to what Damien's saying?
I mean, he thinks he was catfished by you. Does
that make any sense to you?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Dude?
Speaker 9 (26:22):
I did not catfish you.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I just I cut my hair show I think a
cap what wait, you cut your hair short?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Is that what you said?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
So he just saying that he didn't well you guys talk.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
You had long hair on Tinder.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
And it was blod okay, so I need it like
a little bit of like a like a dusty brown
for the fall.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
But that's not cat fishing, then what is it?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
It's a haircut.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
Catfishing is when someone the fake photo of themselves they're.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
Right yeah, or like someone else yeah, or when they
don't update their photos.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
When we're going in circles here. It's not going to
work out, Kira, you wanted to know. Look, Damien, Kira
was into you, she liked the date. She thought you
guys hit it off. Clearly you didn't care. Would you
like to say anything else to Damien about this?
Speaker 9 (27:20):
I mean, I don't even know if it's worth it.
I mean no, I just I had just gotten my
haircut and I didn't update my profile. I still think
that's topishing, and that's absolutely ridiculous that you would go
see after that.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I think so too.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
We're we're we're going to get out of this. Our
work is done here. I think the universe has spoken
and it's not meant to be. But good luck to
both of you, and Kira, we love you for reaching out.
You're going to find the right one. Okay, on air
with Ryan Sea it's LA's number one hit music station.
(28:00):
It's Ryan Seacrest, it's Siciny, it's Tanya and one of
our favorites, one of our favorites. You you live with,
you go to bed with him, you see him all
the time. By the way, he did the closing ceremony
at the Olympics in Paris. Jimmy Fallon is on with us. Jimmy,
come on, guys, I'm.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
So happy to be back as always. Thank you again
for having me on. Ryan. You've you've done the closing ceremonies,
haven't you.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I did.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I sat next to Mike Tarico, just like you did,
and it is what I was just I've never done
anything like that before, so it was fascinating to watch
everything happen, and then you remember, oh gosh, I've got
to say what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
I've got to talk.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Oh the more I talked, the dummer I sounded, and
it was awful. I didn't know what I was doing,
and I just do you ever get a hand from
my trico, just going like calm down, Like I was
making something that was going like you know what, Mike,
I love the Olympic. I love swimming in swimming pools.
It's the the dumbest things. And he was give me
(28:57):
the hand, like Jimmy stop.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Oh wow, he's so soon. I mean, Mike too does
all the big sports for NBC.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
But it was empty. It was really I think a
lot of Persians it said like, let's get out of here.
It's gonna be a nightmare, and so they just left.
It was really like you could walk around empty streets.
All the restaurants were available and open and everyone was
nice and fun and supportive and uh, I mean that
was the streets of Paris. But then the events were packed,
(29:27):
I mean, and everyone's going crazy. I went to UH
track and Field with UH with Mick Jagger, which is yeah, right, yes,
just it's interesting to watch it because he's rooting for
you know, everyone from England in UK, you know, and
he's just yelling because he's Mick Jaggers. He's like charge
the bat that it's just screaming stuff and I go, okay,
(29:52):
no one understands what you're even rooting for. Just hold
up a sign. I don't know. I don't know what
kind of so I had to leave. I couldn't take it.
So I left that it was the men's basketball final
and that was the most amazing thing. So I'm sitting there,
I go, you know what? And I don't know why
this is my brain, but I go, I want to
get a good TikTok. While I'm here, Everyone's got their
(30:13):
phone out. And there was a trend on TikTok where
you go, like you, someone lifts things that they go,
how is your experience in France? Or did you like
your experience in France? And then you put the camera
on your face and you go wi. So I go, oh,
that's fun. If I got someone shooting a basketball shot,
and then I turn around to my face and go wi.
So I'm filming Steph Curry. He goes right in front
(30:35):
of me, shoots a three pointer. It goes in swish.
He looks at my camera and points double points. And
then I turned the camera to my face. I go
we and I go I just made the most perfect TikTok.
So why would I be excited about that. The US
winning gold not a big deal. TikTok a, right, did
(30:56):
you we.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Heard the story about you got lost and they ended
up having hitchhike and someone saved you.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Oh my god, so right, this is all right. So
here's what happened. So before France, I went to Germany.
I went to this hotel kind of like a one
of those like kind of health spa places where you
just go and everything's healthy. And so I went to
this place and so I took a walk. I left
the hotel and you know, this is one of these
places where you kind of eat broth every day for breakfast, lunch, dinner,
(31:24):
and you know, hopefully you lose weight, which I did not,
but I'll get into that later. And I was so angry.
I couldn't I was going to strangle the doctor, but
my way didn't have the energy. Yeah, the brath keeper
I go. I just couldn't lift my arms up, it
was so weak. So I'm walking around Bavaria, you know,
and it's right by Lake tagan Z, and I'm by
(31:45):
this lake, and I'm listening to a book about breathing,
or the importance of breathing. I mean I'm really getting
into this health thing. So I'm walking around and I go,
all right, let's all head back. I head back. I
think I made the correct left turn. Next thing I know,
I'm in like someone's backyard. I don't know where I am.
I'm in a field somewhere. So I go, I'm lost.
I mean, I haven't been lost in a long time.
(32:06):
I'm like. So I pulled my phone out. It's a
four percent and it can't really get the GPS for
I see these two guys working on a car like
an autobody shop, and I go, hey, guys, I wonder
if you can help me. I'm trying to get back
to my hotel. And so he looks at me. He goes, oh, yeah,
I know this. That's how. Here's how you get back.
(32:27):
You have to climb over this fence. And I go,
uh huh, I'd climb over a fence. Climb yeah, So
I go okay. So he goes, then you have to
go over this field, and then you climb over another fence.
I go, I have to climb over two fences. I mean,
how did I get to where I am? This is insane?
(32:49):
I go all right, dude, well hey, thanks so much
appreciate it. And I go to start climbing over this
fence and he goes, hey, are you Jimmy Fallon?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I am I one time?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
You don't want to be recognized as when you're break tresspassing?
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Yeah, I go, I go. He goes, can I make
a picture with you? I go yes, So we do
a selfie. Then I go, could you give me a
ride to my hotel? And he goes yes, and I goes.
He goes, I don't have my license. I don't have
my license, but my mom can give you a ride.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Oh my gosh, it's the best.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
I get in the car, this dude's mom, this kid
and his mom, she drives her. She has a ninety
two Volkswagen Golf and turn on the radio and we
listened to Killer Queen was on and we were cranked
Queen with the top down, and I was so happy.
And I love Bavaria. I cannot. I just love them
so much. It was so nice. It meant so much
(33:44):
to me. Changed my life.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Oh, I mean I just think that, like you know,
being skinny is not worth all of that. That is
just too much work.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I would have had them just turn your arind to
take me to Munich. I needed I need to eat
Nitsel secrets.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Ran. Did you get mistaken from me at a gym?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I have.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I've been mistaken for you a couple of times, which
is which is really funny because a I'm not I'm
not funny.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
You know, I'm like six inches shorter than you. But
I kind of love it.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Someone came up to me and they go, dde, do
you mind if I grab a photo had a hat on?
Speaker 6 (34:21):
You know.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
I was like, it kind of looked like me, but
maybe it looked like you a little bit. And this
dude goes, hey, do you mind if we get a photo.
I'm like, hey, no problems.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
You know I don't.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
I never say no to a photo. I love it.
It's great.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I said, no problem, and we're talking for a second,
and I have a little bit of believe similar energy.
I think when we're out in the wild and I'm
talking to the guy for second years I never missed
a show and I'm going and I was on the
morning show at the time with Kelly, and I'm going, well,
that's so nice, thank you, And he goes, yeah, go.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
To sleep every night.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
You're so funny in your skits and I'm like, my skits,
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
My life.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
I go, I'm Ryan. He goes, oh, oh, I thought
you were Jimmy Fallen. She didn't really want to picture,
so he deleted the photo. Yeah no, no, don't care.
All right, So you got this children's book, five More
Sleeps to Halloween. I love that you do this, man,
(35:16):
it's so good, you know, I like the.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
The It's weird to be talking about Halloween in September,
but I mean you have to because that's when people
know the book is out. But you know, you put
these books out. I think it started with the first book.
It was called Your Baby's First Word Will Be Dada,
and it was just a goofy joke book. And then
I started getting all these videos of babies and like
reading reading the book back to their parents, and it
(35:39):
became like a really cool thing to watch and like
and and watching kids read these books, and I go, oh,
this is kind of fun. So I'm going to keep
doing these. So I did five More Sleeps till Christmas
and that was a hit. And now I did five
More Sleeps till Halloween and hopefully this will work. But
It's like it's just another book that your kids can
read and get them all excited about the holiday and
(36:00):
everyone can celebrate this. It's it's it's cute and uh
I think it fits with the Spookie season.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It's it's never too early, because even Disneyland is doing
Halloween Time right now at their park. And and by
the way, if you ever talk about seeing kids reactions,
you know, I built one of our foundation studios at
the Queen's Pediatric Hospital Cohen there in New York. If
you ever end up that way that part of town
and want to go in and read the book to
those kids in the podcast, it would be life changing
(36:28):
for them.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
Bro, I will do it in two seconds. I will
do it this month. I cannot wait to go. I
would love to do that.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
It would be life changing for those kids.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
It's the best you gets, the best feeling you go. Dude.
I'm a comedian. I get to you know, tell jokes
on TV. That's all great. I mean, I love my job,
but this is an extra bonus thing where you're like,
you can make kids laugh too and like and kids
happy and get there. It's just that's the extra thing
that you go. There's nothing there's no feeling like that
in the world. And so it's like I love that
type of stuff. And so in this book, it's all
(36:59):
about you know, trick or treating and dressing up and
what scares you. And then there's a thing called booing.
Do you guys know about this booing?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Like like boo, like boo, I scared you boo?
Speaker 6 (37:10):
No kind of but no, it's a thing that kids
are doing now. It's almost like a secret Santa for Halloween.
It's like it's like a prank. It's almost you ring
someone's doorbell and you leave candy for them on their
front porch and it's like a happy It's like a
nice prank. I don't know what it is. And then
your kindness, yeah, and then or you don't tell them
(37:33):
that it's you, and then the next day you get
you send an email go by the way boo or something.
You know, you're like, I'm the one that gave you
the candy or something. So it's a thing that's happening.
My kids. They go, someone rang the doorbell, and of
course I answered the door, not my kids, So they're
not getting the reaction they want. You're getting to to
the mid a guy in his fifties. He's just kind
of like, what is this? Oh whatever? So I go,
(37:58):
uh And then some of these said, uh, hey, hey,
we're Winny's friends, like we just want to we want
to boo. Let me my daughter do it again. So
then they left me at the door. Yeah, that was ridiculous,
Like I couldn't make it work. I go, someone's at
the door, going, they're booing you right now? So whatever.
So but that's the thing that kids are doing. So
(38:18):
it's uh, you're getting ready for this season, man, I
don't know, it's all we're doing all this stuff. I
also want to tell you about this thing that I
did with DJ Khalid really quickly that it's going to
air September thirteenth, Friday Night instead of the tonight show.
At eleven thirty, I challenged DJ Khaled to a golf match.
You know, you know DJ Khaled, it is so ridiculous
(38:41):
and funny that you're gonna love it. It's the dumb
We play four holes and it's the silliest thing you've
ever seen.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Is he not the most lovable dude? He's the most lovable,
the most positive.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
We play this, We play this golf match it's so dumb.
We play four holes, the winner gets a cardigan like
instead of the green blazer. The winner gets a cardigan
sweater and we play it for really, he has a
spiritual advisor sent over to to help him through these
four holes. Of course golf, it's the funniest I mean,
the guys made for TVs. Obviously he's a music mogul
(39:16):
and you know, producer, an amazing artist, but he's hilarious.
It's ridiculous. So the Cardigan Classic looks for that's it's golf,
and it's silly, and it's it's very, very funny.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
As DJ khaled on the thirteenth, All right, Jimmy found
love you buddy. Thank you for all the energy and
spirit you bring every single night. I want to see
you soon, Okay, take good care.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
The best, Thank you everybody, Thanks much.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Bye bye you brother bye.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
And his book is out now check it out. Tany
is a trending report. So, Kim Kardashian, remember you know,
when you do tell this story, think of it in
the context. Didn't she go to law school for a
little bit too, So it makes a little bit of
sense to me that she might be implementing.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
This yes, she did go to law school and she passed.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
The mini bard.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Is it called the minibar?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, she'd do a minibar before the main bar, big bar.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
I didn't know they called it a mini bar.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
I know there was a minibar.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Maybe there was a bar because my dad's.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Baby bar, Babby bar.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Favorite thing in a mini bar that peanut peanuts, the
peanut M and ms.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Okay, correct anyway, Okay.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
So Kim Kardashian's eight year old son, Saint He has
been begging for his own YouTube channel, and I think
a lot of people are seeing this. I mean even younger,
and eight seems young to me, but like I get it,
and it looks like Kim finally said yes after signing
an extensive contract that she warned he better not breached.
So she wrote this out by hand. It's not super serious,
(40:42):
but I think this is such a good idea because
it basically gives him these rules that Kim has set
forth and if he breaches, if he doesn't follow these rules,
it gets taken away. So the contract says, I Saint
West agreed to follow my mom's rules in order to
have a YouTube channel. I'm not allowed to calm any
personal family information, not allowed to film, any personal information
(41:04):
not allowed to film. All North is recording music, and
then he must seek permission whenever he so, whenever he
wants to post anything on the channel, he has to
kind of basically get it preapproved before he posts it.
But I'm like, that's such a great compromise, you know,
because if your kid is coming to you and saying
they really want to do something, and you keep saying no, no, no,
what if this is their creative outlet and this could
(41:26):
be something that they really thrive in, you know, But
it's like, you put these rules in place, and if
he starts to breach the contract, she can. It says
that she can shut it down.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Or this is the way the world works. It's true, right,
this is the way the world operates. So to learn
something like the you know, the ramifications of breaking a
deal or a contract or an agreement or paperwork, like,
it's a great lesson to learn in something that you're
going to see throughout life.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I signed a contract like this when I was twelve
years old with my brother and he was moving out
to go live with friends. He just duated high school
and I was going to do community college, and I
was like, oh, my sister moved out and she never
came back, and so I wanted his bedroom. And he's like,
you can have my room, but we're going to sign
a contract and if I move back, I get my
(42:11):
room back. And I was like, you're not coming back,
and so I signed away. And this guy comes back
in a year and I had to give up his room,
and I was so we made a deal.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Back to the mini bar thing, how do you think
they charged?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
You know, when you pick something up and then you
put it back out of its little automatic.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I'm terrified of that.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah, did they charge you?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
They charge you, Yeah, usually yes, but then you have.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
To show him proof that you put it back. If
anybody knows how that works, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Touch it?
Speaker 6 (42:40):
You know.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
We wait.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I just remember my parents saying you can never have
anything ever in the meeting bar when we traveled as kids.
So I still feel guilty if I pick up pretzels.
Emily's on the line. Good morning, Emily.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
How are you.
Speaker 8 (42:49):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (42:50):
I'm super good.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
So your friend's ex husband posted with a new girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
What are you telling me?
Speaker 8 (42:58):
So basically, you know they kind of divorced about like
three months ago, and you know, she doesn't have no
contact with him. She's unfollowed him on old social media. However,
like me and her friends to have him on social media,
and we've seen like, you know, this post of his
new girlfriend, and we're kind of just like in a
predicament where like we don't know whether like to tell
her or not, or like if it's better for her
(43:20):
not to know, because it's just like if we don't
tell her, are we bad friends? But then it's like
if we do tell her, is that not a good
thing as well?
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Well, I mean he's posting it up, so like why
is telling her an issue?
Speaker 8 (43:33):
Because it's just like you know where it's just like
out of sight, out of my things.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Yeah, that makes sense to me.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
I think respect that if she unfollowed him and they
she went through all that, then I think respect that. Yeah,
you don't need to get involved.
Speaker 8 (43:48):
No, Yeah, I just I don't know. I feel weird
because you know the way that like they left off,
he ended, like you know, he's the one who ended things,
and then I don't know where, like he just pops
out with this new girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (43:59):
You know, it's very.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Well, I mean, you know how fresh was. I mean,
that's the thing, but you're I think we're all on
the same page. You don't want to open the door
to bringing it insight in mind, out of sight, out
of mind is the way you get through stuff. And
I subscribe to it, and I think that's what you
got to do. So turn your head, don't don't bring
it up. It's only going to create extra drama, tension, anxiety, Like,
(44:22):
why do it?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
It's not worth it, Emily, Okay, got it, all right,
all right, just appreciate.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
The call, Thank you, you take care. I was just
reading something very interesting. You know who swears the most?
Like which country swears the most?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Like in their own language?
Speaker 6 (44:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah, the US swears the most. Think about what state?
What state swears the most? Oh, that's a good guess. Yeah,
the most foul mouth state. Can you believe it's Maryland?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
There, Maryland not expected he's cause though.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Then Louisiana, then Georgia, Virginia, and Ohio. South Dakota swears
the least.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Where did California land on that list?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Somewhere in the middle. Okay, you swears the most? Here
between Systney, Tanya myself.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Equal. Tanya swears a lot.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yes, you do, like we we know you.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
We're with Yes, I do not.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
I don't want to say I do not ever, like
zero percent now, but i'd say on the grand scheme
of things, it's like fifteen.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
No, yeah you are. I'm going to record you during
our pitch meeting and you'll see you don't even notice
you do it.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
You know.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
I don't like that. I don't like cursing.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Well, then that's why we're here to, you know, put
up the back.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I used to curse a lot, but I feel like
I've really toned it back now that my kids are
able to repeat words and stuff.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
I like to get it out in one session. Just curse, curse, curse,
you know, like eight o five before I go to sleep,
Just get.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
It all.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Air on Air with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
We need some normalcy. We need something to be constant.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Like consistency is a great quality, right, If you are
with a consistent person, that is a good character trait.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
If nothing else, they're consistent, right.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Sure, but you also want a little bit of change.
You don't really, you really don't interesting you really.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Don't you see some change. You think they're cheating on you.
You see some change something going on.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Oh my gosh, they got in such great shape. They're
spending more time at the gym. They're cheating on me.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
I wouldn't think that.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
I'm telling you the way people think. Okay, I like
something changes, thank you, Tanya. Finally something changes and you
think something's up. Like, wait, you're acting nice. You're acting nice?
Speaker 6 (46:50):
Why?
Speaker 1 (46:52):
I mean, that's that's with your kids.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
You're you're being too thoughtful. What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (46:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
I'm just telling you so everything but consistency.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Right, consistently make me happy?
Speaker 4 (47:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (47:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:05):
Or consistently be you consistently be complacent.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
And that's not a great way to think about it, though,
because you don't want to just be the same person
all your life. You want to continue to evolve and
grow and change and maybe use a little way and
all that. It's not because you're cheating on your partner.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I'm just telling you, Sisty, how the mind works.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
And I'm telling you how the line works over here
as well.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Oh that's why there's three of us on a microphone.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
Fantastic. I'm with Ryan on this one.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Do you like the epitome of change?
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Well?
Speaker 5 (47:36):
Yeah, but that's the thing. That's my consistency. If I
showed up one day and I told Robbie I never
want to do anything different, he'd be like, what's wrong
with you?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Still?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
That means you're changing, you're evolving.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
But that's my consistency.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
That can be everyone's consistency.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
But you want consistency with the ABC song. That's the
reason I got should want change.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
I think this is a classic this.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Everyone knows the ABC song the way we learned it
when we were.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Trying to change.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
They're trying, so here's here's the beef. Okay, some are
arguing that in the ABC song when you get to
LM and O P on that part, they're saying that
some kids are thinking that l M and O P
is just one word, and then the kids just started
thinking that. And that's my argument because I feel like
(48:22):
we all thought it when we were kids, but then
we learned that it was l M N O P
and then the same thing towards the end of the
alphabet with Y and Z. They're saying that why and
is like, hyan, like, that's how you say why why?
Speaker 4 (48:34):
In C and so well, look at the look at
the sign. Remember that the signs up on the wall.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
I just dropped off my kids at school and they
have the pole thing right there. ABC all the way.
So yes, we all learned it and we're fine. But
this is the remix. This is what they wanted to hear.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
The remix here, all right, let's play it a b.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
CD E F G so far, so good, h I
j K.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
M and oh no no no no wait, what's wrong
with you?
Speaker 6 (49:10):
No w.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
X yse.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
It's painful.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
No no, no, no, no, no, not no.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
I don't hate it, no my no like changing it
for change sake.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
No, just leave that B.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
It's something that we all like. I can't hear it
any other way.
Speaker 5 (49:35):
If we lock everything B, then we would all be
walking around with This is a song.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
This is the ABC song, This ABC song. You don't
touch it?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, I agree. This is like a classic. It's done.
You learn it, you learn the words. We all move
on and it's fine.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
Element O LM.
Speaker 6 (49:55):
No M and.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
I'm uncomfortable with you.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
It's not right.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Sleep tonight. I may never have kids now.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
I never want to hear that song again.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
We are in the midst of pay your bills again.
So got to get to get somethim dot com. Tell
me the bill, give me your name, we'll get you
set up for that. I was just looking at tomorrow.
We're gonna have some three day passes to stage Coach
for you to win. And everything that happened today a
second date update, that was just what was it?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
It was just wrong. I mean, I don't know who
was wrong.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Either she catfished and he got caught up in it,
or he's been too harsh on her.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Good riddance, I think for Kira, because that guy was
a dud and.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
Well I liked his date. He did have a great
date idea, but yeah, she missed second date up.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
That doesn't know what catfish means.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
I had to be reminded.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
And Jimmy Thollon was on the bathroom Code guy from
TikTok that that was fascinating. So check it all out
on our podcast on air with Ryan Seacrest on iHeartRadio,
Sisney's got you toll eleven o'clock back room.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
You did what you did so well today. Thank you,
Thank you you too. Call it all right.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
We'll see you guys tomorrow. I have a great Tuesday.
Let's get it done. For Wednesday. We'll see you first
thing byes. Thanks for listening to On Air with Ryan Seacrest,
make sure to subscribe, and we'll talk to you again
tomorrow
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