Seacrest Analyzes Producer Macayla's Failed Dating App Messages

What's she doing wrong?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, a two point seven kiss FM. Haven't I seen
somewhere that they say if you beware of anybody's name
that starts with the jake.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, we did that as a hack.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah, Jane and m I mean it's very stereotypical. But
the reason I bring that up is Mikayla from the
back room, who's going to come on here now, is
one of the few staff members that is still single,
has not found the love that Tanya has found to
brag about, and we're very excited for that coming up.
Tany what happened? What does that look for?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because I just noticed three of these guys' names start
with the jake.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
We just said that. I didn't see the names this
whole time.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
All right, So there's Jake, there's Justin, there's Jack, there's Taylor.
But Mikayla. I guess your question is why do they
chatt and then vanish.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, they'll ask me a question. I mean that's the
beginning of a conversation, so it's kind of like an
easy answer. They'll ask me how I'm doing, Alison, and
I'm doing good, had a great weekend. How how are
you doing? And then nothing, what am I doing well?
Let's go through these in dissects.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, all right, who I'll be? Who's gonna be MICHAELA,
I'll be Jake.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'll be michaelain this one, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Who's how did this thing start? Tell me explain this?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
He liked her photo?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, so I liked your photo.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Start a chat with Jake. That's the operator, Tanya. Start
the chat with Jake.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
That's you, Jake, No, okay, Hey, how was your Monday? Ben?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hey, Monday was good. I've been visiting my fam with week,
so it's been nice. How's your week going?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's fine?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Impression?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, all right, that was Jake. Let's try Taylor. Here's Taylor, Kay,
but like photo.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Start chat with Taylor.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Hello with five o's how are you? Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm doing good, having a chill monday. How's your day
going so far?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Brilliant response, brilliant love it, having a chill day now,
too much going on to be interested? Perfect, He says,
that's good. It's been crazy moving my recording studios. Soon
I'm trying to wrap up everything.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh nice, where are you moving your recording studio?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
To nothing? Blank?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Danish?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I almost feel like Taylor, goodbye. That's like too much information, Taylor,
and I only all the stress if you tell me
your life is too crazy. Next, let's start Justin.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Here's Justin, Okay, start chat with Justin.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Hey, what's your top three favorite places you've traveled to?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh, this is tough. London is one of my favorite places,
so that number one again type Oh, Paris has recently
earned a top spot, and probably Italy, how about you?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I love London, studied abroad there, so it'll be special
to me. I have to go with Japan and Norway
for me.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
And then this is where I think, Okayla kind of
loses him. She does three bubbles, like three different conversations
in a row, and she did same. I studied abroad
in London and go back there every year. That was
the first one. And I've been to Tokyo and thought
it was one of the coolest places I've ever been to.
But we'll never go in the summer again. Way too hot,

(03:14):
loll And then here's another one. Never been to Norway
but would love to.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
How's that? Or cooledge that? And then she leaves the
chat over why the three different individual bubbles of I.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Just felt like it was too long as one.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't know, I just I mean, look, it's all
to all these guys their loss. But any conversation I'm
realizing that starts, just starts in general, can go the
wrong way. I mean, what is the right way to
do it just has to be the right person, not
really the right chat.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You can't say the wrong thing to the right person.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
That's true, you can't.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
My first conversation, my first message on Hinge from Robbie
was like riddled with misspellings and wrote it No, that's true, that.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Was all ton yat. I came in and fixed it.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Fixed.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
The message he sent me was like riddled with grammar
and like it was like how are you this weekend?
Like I missed the stuff And so it's like, you
can't say the wrong thing to the right person.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
These guys are just not it.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Don't don't lose sleep making.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
You did nothing wrong. I thought maybe there was something
with Justin because you guys both studied abroad in London.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I thought, all right, huh, how is Paris? Where'd you
go to Paris?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Last year? We went to a wedding in London and
then we.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Just jumped on the train Yep, you're a star and
went love it it's in underwater train in case anybody
was worried. Okay, coming back next, we're paying your bills
at kiss FL