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August 8, 2025 34 mins
On today's show: Producer Macayla is going on speed dates at the beach, ChatGPT roasts the team and you'll never guess what's dividing the internet in the grocery store! Playing NOW on the On Air With Ryan Seacrest Podcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood to you, thank you for listening to On
Air with a Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
All right, So Sysney's married, Donya's married, Ruby's married. Everybody
else is married or engaged or seeing somebody. Mikayla is single.
She's in the back room. She is single. Would you
rather be in a relationship or do you like being single?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I mean, okay, my group of friends were all single,
so it's fun. But then when I hang out with
my friends that are all, you know, partnered up.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Oh, you don't kind of want someone?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Grass is greener. I don't know, right, It's like you
got your freedom, enjoy it. Tany and Sysney they don't
have any freedom.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Excuse me, I have freedom, kind of.

Speaker 6 (00:45):
I have to be selfish with my freedom, Like I
have to literally like make time.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
To go see the tone change in that. You see
your tone just changed there and defensive? Yeah, both of
you guys so in stress.

Speaker 7 (00:57):
You guys are both so worked.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Life is calm fromise? What relationships are beautiful?

Speaker 7 (01:03):
Okay? What are you just reading things?

Speaker 6 (01:05):
By the way, you are not even in a relationship
and you have no time.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, but I I some days I want one and
some days I'm glad to have one.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
It's like zero freedom in your world.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Literally, great, what a good time it is over here?
Then come out?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yeah, step back.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
So anyway, MICHAELA back to you. You're out there, you're
marketing yourself.

Speaker 8 (01:28):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
The dating apps are not working.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
They're not So what is this new thing you're going
to do called beach walk speed dating?

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
So we were on Instagram and we saw that there's
this speed dating beach walking.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
We I me and my friends.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
So we've been trying new bars around the area too,
just to see if you know, we need every anyone.
But we saw this and we're like, you know what,
why not? We've never done a speed dating event before,
and it's seems.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Like it's gonna be fun on a beach.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
And I guess it's you know, ages twenty eight to
forty two, and they're going to rotate the dates every
five to seven minutes. It's slow paced walks, but I
mean during sunset, I feel like it could be fun.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
A couple things here. Is it bad when the speed
dating age ages you out? You can't even you're not
even allowed.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
To go to the fele some flexibility.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
And very I feel like they would be flexible for you.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Yeah, I like I have flexibility, right. All right, so
let's picture this.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
There you are, you're on the date, You take a
walk with somebody for like five minutes or something, and
then you go to the next person.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
So I'm not sure one hundred percent of how it works,
but they said once you get there, they're going to
match you with your first match, and then every five
to seven minutes they're going to rotate.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I love it so. And it's sunset, yeah, it's three
thirty to six thirty.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
It was better than a meeting room at a hotel
where I think.

Speaker 9 (02:49):
So.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah, when it is Saturday, this Saturday, Saturday evening, it's
gonna be nice this weekend too.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
And dating is a numbers game, so it's like, just
let's get the numbers going.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
She's right, I really like it. When you're there, will
you ask if they'll be flexible? I mean I may
try it sometime.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, it says it is right.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
I can play forty two on TV.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
You can play forty two anytime you're forty two adjacent.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm like, thirty four jacents, isn't it? But that's in
my own mind.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
No, like you act thirty four adjacent.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
No, I act twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
You actually act like you're twenty one.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
You are so welcome for my youthful spirit. Well, MICHAELA,
this sounds like a winner, I think. I hope so
I can picture it now as I stand there officiating
your wedding they met. I will never forget it ago.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
You would crush it at a speed dating thing now
that I think about it, right, if.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
You could talk to anybody, yes, and I could speed
date faster than they let me speed date.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
I need five minutes. I get this thing downe in
thirty seconds. Let's move on, we can.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I ask you a question, though, what should yes? What
should be my first line?

Speaker 10 (04:01):
Well?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You got Yeah, you gotta ask questions about them obviously, okay,
but I won't come up with generic stage questions.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, like see what he's wearing? What kind of shoes?

Speaker 7 (04:09):
Why? Why are we here?

Speaker 9 (04:10):
Ye are?

Speaker 10 (04:11):
Why are you here?

Speaker 5 (04:12):
You flip that kind of guy?

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Why are you here?

Speaker 8 (04:14):
Why are you here?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
I like that, I do.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Because it feels like an interview almost. Why don't be
prepared after that question?

Speaker 7 (04:23):
You know if they're in or out? You only need
twelve seconds.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Okay, mm hmmm, you're right, I like that.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
O you report back.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
We can't wait.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I can't wait for Saday to come and go and
Sunday Monday show to come. Beach walk speed dating the
new trend. Now, Tanya, you are thinking about I don't
know if it's getting your your cards read or getting hypnotized.
What spiritual act are you thinking about?

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Getting hypnotized?

Speaker 11 (04:53):
Now?

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Why is it?

Speaker 12 (04:53):
Now?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I know people who have said they've gone to hypnotists
to break a smoking habits.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
And do you know these people? And do you have
their hypnotist phone number?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I don't have their hypnotist phone number. Obviously I know
the people because they've told me. But this was to
quit smoking and it worked. Apparently they went cold turkey
on it. Yeah, so how long you've been smoking?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Well?

Speaker 5 (05:17):
No, so I don't want doing it for some imagine
Tonia smoking.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I want no.

Speaker 10 (05:26):
Never.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
I've never actually asked her if she.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Smokes, nor she's just never smoked. I was never like
a snow bread drink girl, like just never.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Okay, Well, what do you have a hypnotists do to you?

Speaker 12 (05:36):
So?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
I really want to try waking up before my alarm
every day? I feel like my morning routine is so
by the minute that I really only give myself like
the amount of time I need to like get ready
and get out the door. I really, really, really have
been wanting to start my day with this like meditation.
So I've been really trying to get up earlier, but
I'll set my alarm and I just like won't do it.

(05:58):
Like I just won't do it. And I feel like
if I get hypnotized, I can do it. What wait,
if you get hypnotized to wake up at a certain
time I brainwasher?

Speaker 7 (06:07):
Yeah. Wait, can you be hypnotized to have your body?

Speaker 5 (06:10):
It can be hypnotized for like anything.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I think you can be hypnotized to stop smoking.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
But you have to be hypnotizable. Well that's something I
don't know that I'm hypnotizable.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I definitely am. It's happened to me.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Oh, come on, it's happened to you.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yes, it happened my senior. It was like grad night and.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah that you had hypnotists at grad night and you hypnotized.

Speaker 7 (06:34):
Yes, Well, what did you do?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
No dance.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Like a seatbelt or like stuffing?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Right?

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Things like that make you act like a seat belt.
How do you act like a seat belt?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's freezing. It's freezing outside, You're freezing.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Like, yeah, we're feeling the emotions of what they were
telling you you were feeling.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
But I have no control over my body.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yeah, I was at get it. I just don't either.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I don't. You tell me years ago and I still
remember it like it was yesterday.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
But if you tell me I'm cold and I'm not,
I'm gonna say I'm not cold.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
No, I was.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
I was almost in tears. People were like crying.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
What if I could get a group rate, would you
guys do it with me?

Speaker 12 (07:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I like all that stuff. No, yeah, you could.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Get hypnotized to do what into being more patient?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Do anybody? You don't want me to be? What's on
your mind when I hypnotize you?

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Right now? You stop saying bad things about me? Oh
watch this clock, watch my little.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Huge car looking nice?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Nice?

Speaker 7 (07:44):
Yes, you think no bad thoughts about co host host anyway?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Batized? So snap out of it. There you go, one
two zebra, snap out of it. Yeah, so where are
you starting to get How are you going to find
a hypnotist?

Speaker 5 (08:03):
I mean, I'm just gonna start asking people that I know.
So if you could ask your friends.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well, we have hypnotists calling now from the valley, Marco Field.
These are legit to me, so you should jump into
the phone room and take some of these calls from hypnotizers.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
All right, good luck on that, thank you.

Speaker 10 (08:18):
Op.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
It works.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
So if you're swiping on dating apps your matches are
dwindling today's day, you'll get more matches immediately, Mickayla, I
guess I'm talking to you. Yeah, yeah, update your dating
profile I can last time.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Okay, I just learned that if I changed the age
that I would get more matches, but I didn't know
about anything else.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
Well, anything fresh probably, Well yeah, on your age range,
you're gonna get way more possibility.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
But like for example, on Riya, you only get a
certain amount of day. So I had already did my
day like swiping, and then once I changed the age,
I had a whole new friend.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
The limit the amount of people that can match with you.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
You know why, Sisney?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Why?

Speaker 5 (09:02):
So I found out that now dating apps are like
social media where people are just going and just mindlessly
scrolling for hours and hours an hours. So I think
they're putting in like a limit so that people.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Stop, like really commit to the.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yes exactly, commit to the swipe.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, there would be like I like, I like, I
don't like like.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
You just do it for hours and hours.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
So now you like, stop on someone's profile, looks you're
on riyah.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
I thought that was like a invite only thing.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
I had a few friends that were on it or referral,
but it's not like entertainment, and I feel like now
everyone gets accepted.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
But I still have a friend that's been on it
for the wait list.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah in mystery a.

Speaker 11 (09:44):
Vip okay, yeah, in the industry.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
But does that who she wants to be.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Really secretly want to be on it too?

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Right?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (09:52):
A pol keeps telling me to get on this ray thing.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yes, let's help you with the profile.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
Na I just got my Apple Pay.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Although I could take somebody out in Apple Pay, it'd
be pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Wuldn't it.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I mean, they would think you're so hip, they.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
Would think I'm hipp enough being a.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
One time we went to dinner with our friend who
just started using Apple Pay too, and the check came
for dinner and she literally put her phone up to
the check.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
I didn't know that you needed glad you actually told.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Me that now, so just PSA, do not you need
a machine.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
An entire sea of water cannot sink a ship unless
it gets inside. Likewise, the negativity of the world cannot
bring you down unless you let it seat inside your soul.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Don't let it in.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
Morning, Let's go.

Speaker 13 (10:49):
On on air with a Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Kaylee, good morning, it's one of two point seven. Good morning,
and thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
How you doing.

Speaker 11 (11:04):
I'm all right, I'm actually I don't yeah, I'm I'm
calling because I'm actually I don't know what to make
of this, and I want to want to get your
gake on this. My husband. Okay, So my husband told
me last night that he wants to go on an
ayahuasca journey.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
He wants to Iowa.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well, I know if people who have gone on an
ayahuasca journey, but I couldn't spell it for you if
I had to.

Speaker 11 (11:29):
Okay, Okay, okay. So it's like this, it's like this
spiritual retreat where you, I guess you drink some like
a like a psychedelic tea. You're supposed to have some
breakthrough or like a healing experience.

Speaker 10 (11:40):
And that's what he said.

Speaker 11 (11:41):
And he's like, oh it helps you know vets So
The thing is, he's never been into this sort of thing,
Like he's not into like he's not spiritual. You know,
he's not a he's not even been a therapy. And
now he's like he's talking about like opening his heart
and find.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
What is he trying to from from what I understand?
And you're trying to have, as you said, a breakthrough
or trying to understand something from your past and what does.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
He wants to understan what does he want to do
from it?

Speaker 11 (12:08):
Yeah, that's what I don't understand. And he won't tell me,
like like he said, he's going to go like he
like he he didn't ask me. He was just like
I'm going to go on this yahuasca journey, and he
need to say, like where exactly he's going or who's
going with?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Isn't it in Baru?

Speaker 8 (12:25):
No?

Speaker 5 (12:26):
You could do him anywhere, ye anywhere those other ones?

Speaker 11 (12:30):
Yeah, well I don't know where this is coming from.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Why Why do you have a problem with him? He
wants to go drink the sauce and see some.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Flowers to come back a completely changed man.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Happened to my friend's husband came back.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
Wait what happened? Tony to tell us this.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yes, my friend's husband went on. I'm not sure he
was journey.

Speaker 11 (12:48):
I'm sorry, I like I forgot this part. This is
the part that creeped me out, the moss or like
scares me the mosses that I saw him reddit. So
somebody said that their husband did ayahuaska and came back
saying that he didn't love her anymore.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
And so I think that's, like you're worried about that,
But wouldn't you rather know that if it were true,
then live a lie.

Speaker 11 (13:10):
Not if it's a drug related thing, Like, oh, you like,
if ayahuasca is the catalyst for my husband to leave me,
like I don't want him to go, it.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Might not even be that. Like my friend's husband came
back a totally different person. Like he was this like
clean shaven, clean cut business man, and he came back
and he was like let his hair grow out. He
don't stop stopped washing his hair, he stopped using deodorant,
he like quit his job.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
He just like told him, I want to check the
receipt on that. Yeah, I'm not so sure where he went. Yeah, anyway, Kaylee,
here's my take. Okay wants to go do it, let
him go do it. Because what's what's meant to be.
He's gonna come out of it. The universe doesn't lie.
And if he comes back and tells you something you
don't expect, good on him for telling you now, not later.

(13:57):
I'm telling you, I don't think you fight it. If
you fight it, there's gonna be tension, it will be
a problem.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
If you're just let him go. Just let him go
do what he wants to do.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
First of all, might be all talk, and whatever happens
out of it is meant to happen.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
That's way you gotta look at this.

Speaker 10 (14:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (14:18):
I'm not gonna go with him for sure, Like I'm
not interested, But.

Speaker 8 (14:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (14:23):
I guess like, yeah, we've been together since we were
like in high school, so you know at this point
the journey.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Well, good luck with this. Let us know what happens
on the journey.

Speaker 11 (14:37):
Thank you, good luck.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I mean, maybe this guy needs to go discover something,
or maybe he needs the excuse of this to tell
her something.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Oh man, see, we don't know the guy. I call
him a coward.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
That's what it is. Then that's cowardly.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
How about your friend? Did they stay together?

Speaker 13 (14:57):
No?

Speaker 7 (14:58):
Did he shave.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (15:02):
How long was.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
This He long ago? I'd say at least seven years
ago at this point.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Wow, I let's see what happens there. But just don't
fight it. Let him do what he's gonna do. It's
meant to be. You have to live that way. At
least Number one at music station. Thanks for plugging in
connecting with us this morning on iHeartRadio wherever you are listening,
Time for a second date update. So if you're dating,
we're trying to help you out here. This is a
situation where one to ones piece of mind. Vivian an

(15:28):
Echo park right, Dear Ryan, Sisney, Tanya, all of you.
I met an amazing guy and lined a food truck
outside our office building and we started talking about some
of the different albums on the menu. He ended up
asking for my number. We went out twice. I had
such a good time, but he doesn't respond now and
my texts are green? So have I been blocked? Is
that what happens when you get blocked or green? Yes?
Sometimes take note on that didn't I thought many of

(15:48):
their phone was still It could be a glitch, but yeah,
usually grab Vivian here all right, Vivian, thanks for coming on.
We read your story here. Do you have any idea?
Is there any like sometimes maybe you have an inkling
an idea of why he might not be responding.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Any idea?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, because like.

Speaker 12 (16:05):
We so there's like this grilled cheese truck that parks
outside or office building a few times a month.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
And is it the cheese or the bread that makes
it so special?

Speaker 10 (16:17):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (16:17):
I think it's the bread because it's like fresh they
make it. It's so good. But you know, we were
like in line. We started talking and like we really
hit it off, and I'd like I remember him specifically
asking if I tried like this bacon I mean marmale

(16:39):
that they they have, but like as a special which
I had not. But anyway, and I've never seen him before.
We were apparently work in the same building, and he
got my number. We ended up getting dinner that weekend
and then you know, he took me to the VR

(17:02):
place downtown. It's like the I think it's like two
ring circuits or something. But like, anyway, it was so
fun and we ended up back at his place and
we kissed and then now nothing. I haven't heard back
from him.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
So you did kissing out? Was it and the kiss
was good?

Speaker 10 (17:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Okay, all right, I have enough information here. Let's hold on.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
We're going to track him down, get him on the
line so we can find out if that kiss, what happened?

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Would he think?

Speaker 10 (17:33):
All right?

Speaker 7 (17:35):
Okay, hang on one second.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
To me, it's the cheese, not the bread. We're in
a second date update mode right now. So she meets
the guy. They hit it off at a food truck,
grilled cheese truck, and long story, let me cut two.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
It's always about the bread though.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
To me, the real cheese, more about the cheese. But
let's stay focused with Vivian. They end up hanging out
and they kiss. Okay, he asked for the number. They
went out twice at the end of the second date.
They kissed after that, so you would think all signs
indicate good after that kiss. Nothing nothing from him at all,
And so we're gonna find out why Vivian I got

(18:12):
him on the line. Are you ready to be very quiet?
We're gonna talk to him. Okay, Okay, here we go.
Jordan is his name? Let me grab Jordan.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Hi, Jordan, It's Ryan Seacrest and Tanya and Cissiny. How
you doing and doing all right?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
How are you? We're good? Thank you for coming on
the air with us. You met a woman named Vivian
at a girl cheese truck? Yeah, I did, Yes, And
tell me about Vivian.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
What do you think about when you said when I
say Vivian, what do you think about?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (18:45):
I think of yeah, the food truck. Why? What's up?

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Did you guys go out romantically date?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Mm?

Speaker 10 (18:54):
Yeah, I mean we Yeah, we did a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Resistant in that yes, tell me about why you're insisting
to yes?

Speaker 10 (19:02):
No, I mean we did it. It is correct. I'm
just I don't want to see her again or I'm
not going to see her again?

Speaker 7 (19:08):
So why why?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Why aggressive?

Speaker 10 (19:11):
Why don't you want to seem you know, I mean
it's okay, it's not really my place. I don't want
to say it on the radio. You know. What she
does in her spare time is her own business. But yeah,
I just.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
She does something in her spare time that you didn't like?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
What?

Speaker 10 (19:31):
Yeah? And I yeah, I just don't want to be
like a part of that whole world that's.

Speaker 12 (19:35):
Circle, dude, Like what's happening?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Let's give mean is on the phone with this Jordan
right now, Vivian. Okay, go ahead, Vivian.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I want to know what it is.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
What is he talking about?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Vivian?

Speaker 12 (19:44):
No, yeah, I want to know. Just like if you
have something to say to me, just say it.

Speaker 10 (19:53):
Okay. I mean are you okay?

Speaker 8 (19:57):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (19:58):
Are you in old? Are you an only fans model?

Speaker 7 (20:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (20:06):
Like I I do only fans on the side.

Speaker 10 (20:09):
Okay, Like why why did you not? Like? Why?

Speaker 8 (20:14):
Why?

Speaker 12 (20:14):
Because because it's that exactly like people get weird about it.
And but but like you have no problem?

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Is that what you're doing it from dough?

Speaker 8 (20:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (20:27):
I mean I mean, like here's the thing, Like I
work really really really hard.

Speaker 10 (20:33):
I like I.

Speaker 12 (20:35):
I work during the day, and I do like only
fans as a side hustle, because like I want to
put myself through law school, you know, and like I
I don't get a dime from like my parents. I
don't have a trust fund or like anyone to help me.
I do it all. I do it all by myself.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
I mean, look, you're hustling. Good for you.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
You want you got a goal, You're hustling. How do
you get there? That's your choice. But in this context, Jordan,
are you out?

Speaker 7 (21:03):
Are you in?

Speaker 10 (21:05):
Oh? Yeah, I'm just not cool.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
After hearing what she's doing it, why she's doing it,
and what her goal is.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
Are you out or are you in? You're out?

Speaker 10 (21:13):
I'm out.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, Jordan, thanks for coming on the air with us.

Speaker 10 (21:17):
Okay, good luck to you. Jordan.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well, yeah, have your answer then, Vivian. I mean, look,
you don't want a guy that's not It feels that
way about what you've decided to do been your choice.

Speaker 7 (21:29):
Question for you?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
How much longer is the bridge to law school? Like,
what do you got to do? How much longer do
you have to side hustle.

Speaker 12 (21:37):
Like I want to say, like three years or so.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
I wish you luck with your goal because that's a
big one. That's a that's a great yeah, great goal.
I wish you luck get in law school. You take
good care. There's your answer.

Speaker 12 (21:50):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 7 (21:51):
How do you find that out? Exactly my question?

Speaker 9 (21:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
It sounds like he frequents OnlyFans.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
And he starts her name and it came up that's
what you did Google?

Speaker 8 (22:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, maybe that's called.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
A second date update on air with Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
So let me grab this call here, one eight hundred
and five to one two seven Jesse and Culver City
has a real issue with someone at work in the
bathroom habit. So Jesse, break it down for us what's
going on and how can we help? How are we
top of mind in this situation?

Speaker 8 (22:27):
Man, let me tell you. I work on the sixth
floor in this office building. Right every day eight am
we're there, and at eight ten, every single day, the
duke comes down from the A floor and stinks up
our bathroom.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh so wait, he's from another company another floor. He
uses yours and it goes and.

Speaker 8 (22:46):
He works for another company. Altogether, he's not even one
of us. Man, And you know we have we have
a single, like one person unisex bathroom.

Speaker 12 (22:54):
Man.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
It is disgusting, you know, and we're trying to figure
out what to do about. You know, a guy I
work with made a comment to him Monday and said,
you know, this dude's coming out of the bathroom and
he's like same time every morning. And this guy andrews back.
He says, yeah, my coworkers getting mad at me if
I use the one on the eighth floor.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
What's he eating? Well, clearly it is.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
A world stick ever effect.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
No, but also just in general, it's so rude well.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Department.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
He knows, Oh, he knows, he knows. He isn't shy
about it. Man, we we talked about talk to him.
We tried to shame him. I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Wow, I have been on first weekends away with new
person you're dating, and I will go to the lobby.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
That is courteous. That's very nice of you to do that. Yeah,
that's essentially what this is doing. You guys, you're seeing
it all wrong.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Why don't you does and locks the door like my dentist.
I have to get a key with a bet. It's
a key with a big speech that to go to
the bathroom. I think you talk to the building about this. Uh,
but let's not me. It's of all the issues in
the world. It's on the low end.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
It would be like us going and using the bathroom
over by coast every morning.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
I never use our bathroom if I have to do other.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
Things, do you use?

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Where do I go to the bathroom on the first floor?

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Well, that's exactly you are that guy. You are the problem.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
We I'll just need to stick to our bathrooms.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
And it is what it.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Is because there's nobody ever there, and so I have.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
We have a whole company downstairs, and that.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
First there's no one ever there with me. That is,
there's always someone in this bathroom, and I cannot rely.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
Whatever company that is right there on the on the
first floor, that's their bathroom.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Well, nobody's in there that you know of.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
And then they come in right out.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
They pay for those privileges. Jesse, good luck with this,
Thanks for reaching out.

Speaker 7 (25:14):
Clearly, the coprits right.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
In front of.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I can't with all the people around here.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
You're not supposed to go down to another office. Is floor?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
It's our floor too, It's not our floor. Is what
do we have on that floor? What offices do we
have on the lobby?

Speaker 5 (25:30):
It's the main floor. It's like the main Like if
somebody comes to our building, let's say they're coming up
here for like the.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
Helpful honesty inside the suite.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Correct. I don't know about that.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
I feel like that door connects to the other door
to get into that hallway.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Yeah, I think this is shady behavior.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
It's not shady.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well, it's too late. Now.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
She does it all the time. I don't do it
all the time. First of all, I'd like to go
in the privacy of my own bathroom.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
It's not a big deal. It's actually good, Tonny. We
have some times you want to zip out, uh chat GPT.
I'm I get how you kind of a relationship.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
I actually asked a couple of questions breaking my fast,
like does this break my fast? Does that break my fast?
Because I'm trying to do this, I don't know this
ridiculous thing where you eat later?

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Anyway, Again, what always comes back to somebody new in
your life?

Speaker 7 (26:22):
What are you talking about? This is me doing for my.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Forever.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
That's what the macha is.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Just a little sus.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
Oh really you want to do a deep dive, I'd
love to.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Okay, So anyway, I wanted to know certain things break
my fast? Well I stump chat ChiPT that chat was like,
let me work on that and get back to you, right,
And I was like, well when when would you like?

Speaker 7 (26:44):
I said soonest?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
So anyway, then there was like this response, I've done
some research and I found it's like I really I
feel like I'm talking to somebody.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
It really Yeah, they're kind.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
We got a suggestion from y'all to put in roast
chat GPT roasts, so we did siciny sicony.

Speaker 13 (26:59):
As aries You're the type who sees a red light
and thinks it's a suggestion, not a command. And that
cancer moon more like cancer moon over dramatic?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Am I right?

Speaker 13 (27:09):
You're the queen of emotions, but let's be honest, you
probably cry more over a dropped ice cream than a
broken heart.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Spot On, Yeah, spot on.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Someone tells me now I'm gon be like so.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Now we typed in to chat GPT. Please roast Kanya,
rat Tanya.

Speaker 13 (27:26):
You're all about those deep emotional connections, but let's be honest.
Sometimes your mood swings are so dramatic they can have
their own reality show. And that Moon and Pisces, you're
so dreamy you probably need a GPS just to find
your way back to reality.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
True.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
True, This is based on birth charts, right, So we
ran out of time before I type chat GPT to
roast me and I have not heard this yet, but
I guess we did, and we recorded it, and here
it is.

Speaker 13 (27:54):
Ryan with your capricorn son. You're known for your discipline
and hard work, but let's be real, no amount of
career success can help you escape the reality of being
a perfectionist. You're the type to organize your sock drawer
by color and size. But when it comes to taking
a break, it's like pulling teeth. Remember, even a Capricorn
needs to loosen up and enjoy the ride.

Speaker 7 (28:15):
I don't even like that's not even that's weird.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
The way you that is true for me.

Speaker 7 (28:24):
But that everything she just said was like she has
lived with me. Right, it's you.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
It's literally you.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
Is that for every Capricorn because it goes based off
your birth chart, the time you were born and the
location in the city.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
That's almost scary.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I want to see your soup, gp, t You do
need to.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Loosen up sometimes.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
I like seeing you loose at Tanya's wedding was fun,
some good feedback.

Speaker 7 (28:56):
I appreciate the feedback. Always trying to grow, so grow
into some looseness.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, hey, Tony and Hawthorne, how are you doing, buddy?

Speaker 9 (29:02):
Hey, I'm doing really well.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
How you doing super well?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Thank you for asking. All right, well, let's get into
your issue. You did not get a plus one for
your nephew's wedding.

Speaker 9 (29:12):
Why that's right. Yeah, my nephew's getting married. And when
I got the RSVP, I realized that he didn't give
me a book plus one and I'm a little upset
about it because he knows that I have a girlfriend
and I reach out to him. I asked him, Hey,
is this a mistake, and he said, no, sorry, but
we cannot accommodate any more plus ones now. Obviously this

(29:32):
puts me into such an awkward position because like, I
have to tell my girlfriend that she's not invited, and
I just know that's going to be a problem.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Wa wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait, wait, you
have a You're in a relationship and they know and
your nephew knows about it.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (29:48):
Yeah, and we've been together for a while, like we
lived together and everything. Like it's not just like why
we only been.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Doing I've just been through this whole process with the wedding.
So Tony, you know you did.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Not I did my guest list.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
You were not handling all the people that were coming
to her wedding.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Sorry, what you don't know Behind the scenes, is it
Tanya and Robbie were pressuring me to probably not have
a plus one because he kept saying, are you bringing someone?

Speaker 7 (30:13):
Are you bringing someone? Are you bringing someone?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
We wanted to say that they wanted you to bring someone.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
I don't think they wanted me to bring a stranger.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
But first of all, we were like encouraging you to
bring someone, and then someone don't recall give it like
a hard number to the people.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
They were like, well, we're just going to put you
next to us.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
And then there was an empty chair because you couldn't
make up your mind.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, there was an empty chair, but I think they
wanted it that way. And then there was also a
photo of me crying more than Robbie, So let's talk
about that later, Tony. Now my question is very simple,
and it's very precise. Who's the issue with you and
the nephew and the bride or your girlfriend and the
nephew and the bride.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Why is there an issue?

Speaker 7 (30:49):
I mean there is an issue. She's being cut out.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Yeah, Like it's kind of a little bit of issue
because like now I'm going to have this like weird
like conversation with my girlfriend and be like, hey, I
gotta go to my nephew's wedding and you're you can't come.
But then there's also like, hey, you know that I've
been dating this girl for a while. You know that,
like she is a pretty serious girlfriend. Why wouldn't you
give me a plus one?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
But that's what I'm saying. There's clearly a sticking point.
Is it something that they have a sticking point with
you so they're kind of punishing you?

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Or is it they don't like her? You see what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Has there been anything issues in the past.

Speaker 9 (31:25):
I mean, not that I'm aware of. I don't think
that there's any like problems with them and my girlfriend.
And again, when I asked, you said, we just can't
accommodate any more plus one.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
But that's not true. That's not true. That's what I'm
trying to get to the core.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
There's been true, it could be true, it could be true.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
It is rude that they're not considering the fact that
you've been with her for a while whatever, because usually
it's kind of the unspoken rule if we have a
boyfriend or girlfriend for a while, even if I don't
know them, we should give them the plus one.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
We know all of that. The point is what happened.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Who's the problem with you or your girlfriend, the bride
of the groom, the nephew of the bride, Like that's
the that's what you better get.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
That's Ryan wants to know what the drama is.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
There must have been clearly for this. We're going in circles.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
It's like being the teacups hawthorn Tony's let us speak.

Speaker 9 (32:15):
I agree, I agree, But the problem is is that
he just told me they just can't accommodate. And when
I like, true you and I was like, yeah, that's
what I'm saying. And I and I don't know, like
should I should just not go and be petty or
like I feel like.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
You should find out what the problem is.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
I feel like maybe he doesn't want you to go.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
Don't go. I mean honestly, like you know, like want family,
don't do that.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
If you want someone to come, you don't not invite
their like girlfriend of however many years.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
He made the first move. He's not treating you like family.
You make the second move. You're aligned with your girlfriend.
Either you can both come or you can't come. I
think we leave it at that.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
Let us know what happens.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Can you put it go on the wait list, like
literally be like, hey.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
If anyone canceled, If anyone cancels, can I bring her?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
You know, you don't need to be petty.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
You can align with your girlfriend on this. You get
to go together or you can't make it. Let us
know how it goes and find out what the drama is. Bro,
good luck on this.

Speaker 10 (33:16):
Thank you. I will. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
If he doesn't want them there.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Well then he shouldn't go. I'm not going if you don't.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Let Like, if I was with someone at your wedding
and you said you couldn't come, I would still come,
but generally speaking.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
I haven't asked my best friends who were super single.
I said, do you want a plus one? Like if
you're even kind of talking to someone? They were like no,
I gave them the option. They didn't even have someone
in their lives.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Playing favorites. I see, are we done?

Speaker 4 (33:51):
We're done.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
That's it. I'm gonna love you textas weekend that we're done.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
What is it gonna be about? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
I'm just gonna be bopping around town this weegain.

Speaker 7 (34:06):
Oh you're gonna say, hey, do you want to get together?

Speaker 10 (34:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
All right, Well listen, I'll have my phone charged th ready.
Have it go on, guys, have a great weekend.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Bye bye bye. Thanks for listening to On Air with
Ryan Seacrest. Make sure to subscribe, and we'll talk to
you again.

Speaker 8 (34:22):
Monday,
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