2 AM + A Shower + Lunchbox And His Wife

Lunchbox had an interesting night that included his wife, a shower and it all went down at 2 AM. Find out why the podcast was almost canceled today but Scuba Steve and Ray put their foot down to make sure Sore Losers Nation wasn't left empty handed. We do stories from the fire station and Lunchbox gets some bad news for his Fantasy Baseball Team. Plus we talk NFL Draft and how dumb fans can be when it comes to draft picks. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you ready, dude? I didn't rism almost got to
keep that out of here.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Gear up, boy.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I mean now we're having tutoring classes in where we
do our podcast. I got yelled at by Scuba saying, uh,
we'll meet about the cameras after, and what are you
talking about cameras? He's like, if you want to go
do your podcast, go do your podcast right now, because
we're gonna do a camera tutorial in there. So if
you want to do it before the tutorial, you need

(00:30):
to get in there and.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Do it now.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
So I'm talking about I'm like what and he goes,
obviously too much information. No one told you you need
to get in there and do your podcast right now. Okay, dude.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I love that guy because I came in here to
the tutorial and I go, whoa. It was way too bright, dude.
It looked like a football arena in here. Usually we
have it the dungeon. Yeah, so the TV luckily was
on Colin Cowherd. Thanks Herd, appreciate it. But yes, there
was the they're calling it the bird dog camera. That's
apparently AI. It's smarter than any can I'm ever developed

(01:00):
in America. And that's it. Right there looking at.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Us, and we're gonna learn how to use it.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't know if you are, but there was about
to be a class in here, and I explained our podcast,
and then it seemed like this class was pretty important.
But I also explained that our podcast was pretty important.
So as you can see, there was a budding of heads.
And then that's when Scuba, I believe Rann, and got you.
I knew a text message wasn't gonna work, so thank
god Scuba made a power move, or we would have
probably been here till about three today.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, that would have been really awkward.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Ray, we are a priority podcast. Well when can I
start using that? We are Amazon prime version of a podcast.
We are the grandfathered in. We are somewhere on the
hierarchy towards the very top, which is the Bobby Bones
Big Show.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I just wonder if other podcasts would have been erupted
for a tutorial, but I don't know that that would
have happened. But that's okay, whatever I mean, Ray, we
are a top the Nashville podcast. Now, we do this
podcast Monday, Wednesday, Friday, same time, same place, but.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Same damn time, same damn channel, and.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
We still seem to have conflicts all the time. But whatever,
let's just start it, man, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Have you been noticing they have been making actual website
pages for our podcast on the Bobby Bone Show. Huh.
I just recently saw them and on Facebook now they
do posts for our podcast. So, like when all these
people don't believe me when I tell you it's an
arms race.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
So you're telling me at Bobbybones dot com.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
There should be it's called an article. It's a little
inside the weeds on side baseball? Right, Ray?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Why is a podcasts?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
And you go down? Ray? Why's that camera looking at there?
We are, We're right there, right. Have you ever seen
one of those before? I don't know if I have.
So that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, but you can also go to sore Losers dot com.
We have a website. Check out everything, check out picture.
We should really put pictures and stuff up from the convention.
I don't know why we don't do that. Yeah, we
have them, know we Yeah we have pictures, We have video,
but I don't know why we don't put that on
our website. We should get a picture of the champion
of fantasy football. Put that person up on the website.

(03:14):
We should do a lot with the website, but we don't.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Let's just go.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
We're too busy, worried about YouTube hits.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
So I do actually have the pictures. I put them
all on my desktop. But then a month went by,
two months went by, and I thought, well, now it's
just too late. I waited too long.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
No, not only it's ever too late, man, But here's
why I learn never too late.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Here's what I learned. It's not about too late, too early,
too soon. Today, okay, it's about this wedding pictures. Me
and Bazer. I don't think ever looked at our wedding pictures.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Never do you never do.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
You never look at the pictures. Never all those pictures
we took at the convention. Remember we had the photographer
following us around. Every time I turned around, the guy
was up my crank. We didn't ever look at those
pictures that he took.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I do have them, Yeah, we got them, And my
wife is always like, did you want to look at them?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm like, no, I'm good. Like what I need to
look at them for? Actually pretty good. I'll pick the
ten best and put those on the Instagram. I don't
know what we do with the remainder. Yeah, like you
or you individually sell them to the people, say hey,
it's hey, we get a very good picture of you.
If you'd like to open it up, it'll be a
five second, a five dollars break. We'll break a picture

(04:28):
at a break.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I don't think that's I don't think that's how we
need to do it. But yes, I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Right, and we sell them their own image of their
own image likeness. But it's okay.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Whenever we're good, let's just start the show. I'm happy.
We should do more with our website. We have a website. Great,
you can check out it's aldom. What our YouTube YouTube?
What is our YouTube? Sore Losers podcast?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
There's floating around. All right, let's hit it. Hey, hit
the intro ray. Sorry, guys, it's tough to shift the
gear sometimes. Rachel Nichols is alive. Well, where what do
you mean? Man? Holy, I haven't seen her in a minute.

(05:10):
All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold is here,
Arnold are you there? Yeah, I'm sitting next to the AI. Yeah,
that's a robot that's gonna take your job. Not today,
not Todor, not Friday. All right, So you think you
have a longevity of about another week before AI replaces you. Yeah,
replace this. Why did you pull your pants down? Yeah,

(05:32):
try and replace me. Man. AI will send you back
out working. I don't even know minimum wage. Man. If
you talk to me like that again, do you ever pop?
All right, I'm gonna do the intro. Man, I ran
out of energy. Ray, that's domestic violence.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, that's not the same thing. You and Ray getting
a little You and Arnold getting a tussle. That happens
every day. Man, I just boys being boys.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
And do it live. Arnold, get over here, pull your
pants up and do it with me. Live, put it away?
We oh the one two three sore loser? What up? Everybody?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Y'all. It is scis it. I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the North side of
Nashville with Baser my wife. It is starting to get
nicer out. You can see the crops. We did get
a mo job about a week ago. Maybe need another
mo job. It's gonna start to add up sixty dollars
a pop. But right now, the crops and the property
looks good. The corn is starting to rise. It's gonna

(06:47):
be a good harvest. Coach over to you. That wasn't
an analogy for anything, although it was for life and
this podcast. It's gonna be a great harvest. How'd you
sleep last night? Ray? What you sleep last night? The
deep question? I went to bed before Bazer. It's always
Is it a TV night or is it a night

(07:09):
where she goes to bed with me at six?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's that's a fascinating night. So I don't know how
she does, dude.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
That's an amazing woman. Oh it's the help of THHC
cod the ones that are legal, got it? Melatonin? Yeah,
so she'll go. Last night though she had the Valley,
she had vander Pump Rules, all her shows were on.
She was up till eight thirty playing with the cat.

(07:35):
I went to bed about seven thirty, didn't see any
NBA in a NHL. I think it was a great sleep, dude,
because I didn't wake up until my alarm at twelve thirty.
That's pretty impressive. And it hit me though, like a
ton of bricks and then right then it's fight or flight,
quit your job, or go to work, and I decided
to go to work. Coach over to you, Well, I'm
gonna tell you what.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Monday night was the first time in a few weeks
that I have gotten a full night of sleep. Not
one kid will up in the middle of the night,
and I'm like, hell, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Last night not so fortunate. Last night, I hear baby
Box two, who is four. I hear him about twelve
forty five ish, Dada, dada, what man, I'm naked.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Can I get a drink of water? Drink your spit.
I'm like, yeah, go for it, bud, Coach, leave a
bowl there. That's what I do for the cat.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
I should have let the bowl there. I didn't think
about it. So he gets a drink of water, I guess.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
And then I hear him dad ap not here, dad
A yeah, he's not here.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
And I'm like, what, buttony goes. I think I spit
a little bit on my my stairs to my bed.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
That's like, I'll clean it a month or tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
And I'm like, why, he goes, Yeah, I think some
of the spit came out on my stairs.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
And I go, okay, he goes, can you come look.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Homeboy had vomited all over his bed and on his
stairs of his bed, still learning, and so he had
it on his shirt. And so it wasn't just a
little bit like it was a little bit on the stair,
you know, because he has a little loft bed like
it's like a like a boo. It's a bunk bed,
which quarter it's a bunk bed, but there's no bed

(09:27):
on the bottom, so whatever, So they're on the bottom
stair there's throw up and I'm like, oh, that's not
that bad. Then you look in the bed and it's
all in the bed and I'm just like, oh my gosh,
and I'm like, honey, I'm gonna need you down here.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
We're gonna need to do some cleaning. That's one where
you call in backup. It's that serious.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, because you got I mean, you
gotta get all the bedding off, you gotta wipe the
throw up out of the bedding. And it was red
bell pepper. There was a lot of red bell pepper
in there.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Because see, it's always just bad if you got to
call in the wife. Usually if the cat tips over
its water fountain. Yes, we're rich rich. Then I call
her in, Oh wit he towels because it's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, I needed her to either help me clean, her
clean and me clean up him, or her clean up
him and me clean and taking that. So I'm getting
the bedding off and then I noticed, dude, it's going
down the side of the bend all over the curtains.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
That's a party foul.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I mean it is from the bed to the floor.
You can just see the streaks down the curtain curtains. Yeah,
it's like blackout curtains because you want him to sleep
in later, and so you put him over the windows.
So I mean I spent forty five minutes like cleaning
up and getting him cleaned up, getting the stuff in

(10:55):
the washing machine.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Dude, you just got to do the chalk outline until morning,
uh dude.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
And it reeked smells.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Gotta get all the stuff. He's out of the bed.
That's fine, son, I can't smell it. That's what my
wife was doing. Dude, how are you cleaning that up?
My wife was going.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
She starts doing it and she's like hold on, hold on,
and then she's like all right, and then she starts putting.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Her You gotta get those COVID basks. She puts the
you know shirt over her nose and she's like, oh
my gosh, honey, don't do that. A flashback to twenty
twenty and she does, you know whatever.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
So forty five minutes we get them all cleaned up
and we're like, all right, you can sleep in the
spare room. And he's like, Dad, are we you sleep
in the spare room with me. I'm like, yeah, no problem, man,
I'll sleep in the spare room with you. And it's
got the spare room has two little twin beds, like
it's not like so I'm gonna sleep on one, he's
gonna sleep on the other.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
And the good thing about his bed. You got three
kids in a spare room that you don't even use.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
No, no, they sleep in their room. And then we
have a spare room from guests come.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
There's impoverished people out there that don't even have a shelter,
much less a spare room. Wow, you don't have a
spare room. Our money showing? Oh, I have like three okay,
I don't have kids. I'm like, I mean, I don't
understand I have two rooms. I've never even been in
since we moved in very well put.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
So the good thing about a kid's bed is is
you have this plastic thing you put over the mattress. Yes,
it's called a mattress protector whatever.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
So none of them throw up, got on the bed
or anything like that. So that's the good thing. So,
you know, he we get a new shirt, new underwear,
like everything. We wipe him down. I make him brush
his teeth because I'm like, bro, you stink like you
just threw up. You need to brush your teeth. So
he brushes his teeth.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Neighbors are thinking at this point, you guys are throwing
a party.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, and then my five year old wakes up and
he's just talking. Who's hanging out talking? Like, oh man,
does his stomach not bee good? What's wrong? Why do
you throw up?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
What time is this app Just for the timeline, Well,
now it is one in the morning. Okay, so I've
already driven to work. I'm at work. You're at work now,
got it? Your kids are on the same schedule as me. Yeah,
and I could have swung by and helped clean up.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
You should have, because then the two year old slept
through the old dang thing.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Your wife's inner night gown. Oh, hey right, come on in,
hey there.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
And he said, my five year olds just talking like hey, man,
keep it down. We don't want wake up the two
year old. And he's like, whoa, that's a lot. Oh
it's stinks. Why does it stink, Mama? Why does throw
up stink? What is throw up? What is it made up?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Like?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I'm like, but it's your food that comes out. And
he's like, oh, how come he didn't throw up in
the toilet. I'm like, budd he's never thrown up before.
He doesn't know. And he goes, I throw up, I
throw up in the toilet. I said, yeah, but we
had to teach you that we this is this is
our four year old's first throw up, like as a kid, like.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
You always remember your first one in college. Man.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
And so he was a little freaked out. He was
kind of crying a little upset. Right, dude, there's no
problem anything. And I and so we get it all
cleaned up, and so we get in the spare bedroom.
I get the bed, I get him on the pillow
and he's like, I want to go get mama hugs
it gets down, he goes to get mama hug and
he comes back in.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
He has his.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Two hands on the bed to crawl up into bed,
throws up all over the spare bedroom bed.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
What he was sick or what was it? Wood? Throws
up again. I'm like no, and I move his head.
You hit him kind of.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I spun his head so he would puke on the floor.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Coach, we have got it in this segment, so fast.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
And so he pukes all over the hardwood. No, we
have new listeners from the website. I understand, but this
is how I slept last night.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Well, curb it.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
So I had to rip the sheets off in the
spare bedroom. There's no mattress protector, so it's soaking into
the mattress. You can see the red from the bell pepper,
the dyed bile soaking into the ma. So run get
the baking soda, pour it on the bed, hoping that's
gonna absorb it. Wife has to come in there and
clean up the room. So I gotta get him new

(15:08):
clothes again, wipe him down, make him brush his teeth again.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
You should have made sure it was one hundred percent
confirmed that he's good. This happened all the time in college.
With buddies. Are you sure you can get in the
cab with us? Okay, you gotta double confirmed. I did.
It had been forty five minutes. Man might throw the
ball around. Just see how he's doing. He was doing great.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
He was talking and he was hanging out and he
was asking if the prads won.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
You went into the bed too quick because you were tired.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
A little bit, numped the gun and so then I
gotta make him brush his teeth again twice in twenty minutes.
Oh dude, once you throw up, you gotta brush those teeth.
It's rancid.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
It is so bad. Go and sing the birthday song.
So now it is. It is two fifteen am. I
mean you guys midnight. I've been up for an.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Hour and a half with vomit central going on.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
At the bar, and you've accomplished nothing. Nothing. We're back
to square one, dude, keep going in the negative.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
We're back to square one. There's throw up all over
the floor, he's there's throw up on my stomach.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's why you almost just don't even need to clean houses.
If you would have cleaned the house, it'd have been
a disaster. You had to clean it again. If you
have kids. Always just prepare for them to message.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
There's no point in picking up the toy room, you
know why, because they just destroy it anyway.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Same thing with the cat, Dude, if a cat gets
on the counter, you wipe it off. I just say
leave the cat marks. It's gonna do it again in
ten minutes. That's my philosophy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
So then we're like, where where's he gonna sleep because
he wants someone to sleep with him.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Hey, bud, have you ever slept in forty degree weather outside?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
And so there's only one available bed now in the
spare bedroom, So what are we gonna do? So they
have a little you know what a nugget is?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
No, but you need to teach him about tarp and
how it's not very warm, but you're gonna put a
fan in there heat and pat I.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Said, hey, you know how we watch Survivor, and you
want to be on Survivor when you're older. We're going
out in the backyard mother. So the nugget is a
little like foldable cushions that they can build forts with
and stuff. Man, And so I laid that on the
living room floor. He goes, why do I have to
sleep on the floor? And I said, no, you're not

(17:17):
on the floor. Man, that's a mattress. He goes, why
don't we just get the air mattress out? Dad at
and that's a good point. I'm like, Sun, it is
two thirty in the morning. At this point, I don't
have time to go get it, blow it up, get sheets, exactly,
wake up the whole house. I mean, your brother went
back to sleep, your your other brother's still asleep. I said,

(17:37):
just lay down on that. But it's just a mattress.
And I went and got a bucket.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Dude, you would have been better off rolling with a
couple of dudes from Vandy after a night on Broadway.
They would have been easier than your kid.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Because the dudes from Mandy, even though though they're drunk,
you can leave them to throw up on their own.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
And actually, one step worse. My buddy in college used
to piss the couch so we had to clean it
every morning. That's not good. That's worse than vomit. Yeah,
that's like.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
My brother had a roommate, Van Hook, who my brother
woke up one morning he was just peeing in his
room and my.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Brother's like, what the are you doing? Yankey? So anyway. Right,
they've been best friends ever since he pulled it.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
So I put some blankets on him. I lay down
on the couch.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Oh so you've now demoted to the couch.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, because he wants someone to sleep with him.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Dude, you should have just slept at the studio here,
we got a couch.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I should have brought him with me, but I was
worried he might vomit.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Dude, I come in, you're at work already.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, And then a storm rolls through, so the dog
is pacing back and forth on the hardwood floor. I mean,
so my sleep was horrendous.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Right, yeah, that I think to tell you that segment.
How did you sleep last night? Getting terrible? Yeah, you're
never going to recover.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
My wife took a shower at three o'clock.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
In the morning. Yeah, I would too. You almost got to.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh me, I let the vomit stay on my stomach.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
That's what I think that I'll just continue. That's what
I think about police officers when they much dirty stuff.
Don't you have the urge then to just take a
shower afterwards? Oh you have to. I've been watching cops
a little bit. They've been showing it again on TV.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Dude, do you want, I'll tell you a story about
disgusting stuff. My cousin's a firefighter. You shower right after, dude,
After a firefighter, you can go to the station like
a cop. You're still on patrol.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
If I was a cop and I dealt with gross stuff,
similar stuff to what you've been talking about, I would
take a shower to people's house before I got back
on call.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's a good point, and we'll take a break.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Ray, I'm not allowed to tell a lot of this stuff. No,
thankfully he's not in the force anymore.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
No, he Uh, my cousin was a firefighter out in Tucson.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Too late, man, Jordan Davis. Is that the name of
a song? News song? It will be number one probably
in a week. Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Anyway, so they always there was a person that was overweight, inebriated,
no overweight, and they got calls since winter.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
You delicate about words you.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Use, well, I was trying to describe what he is.
He's a fat dude, Okay, I mean, how far is
political correct?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Is god? Where you couldn't even say.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Well, I was trying to think of how he described
him for girth? No, No, this is how he described him,
and so they would. They had been to this guy's
house numerous times because he'd fall and couldn't get up
because he's so big.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
So they get a call that he is falling and
he needs help getting up.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Brutal. Bother in law said, they got a roller truck ambulance.
All of them have to come in, even if it
isn't isn't that urgent.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
And he said, it takes three of them to pick
this guy up.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Chee.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, you get one from the back and one on
each side. So that's three people and maybe one from
maybe it's one from the front, one from the back,
I don't know, but he said, three people to hoist
him up.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Usually they fall in a dinner chair. You keep him
in that from the supper table, and you take him
right in the ambulance with the chair, he said.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
So they show up this time and the dude is
falling off the toilet, and.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
That's a bad beat. You always want the stripper beat.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
So then my roommate, my first roommate, Mark, It was
a firefighter in San Antonio.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
He had the stripper beat. Stay on this topic.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Anyway, he said, So they all look at each other's like,
I'm not doing the back. I'm not doing the back.
So they had to draw straws.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
And no, no, I'm if I'm a copper firefighter, I'm
always having a rain suit, and I throw that on
before I'll go in and do stuff. Uh.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
And he drew the straw he had back.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
It was gonna be a wet one.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
He went out to the fire troyes, I ain't doing that,
I'm and he got the rubber suit. Oh there, we
yell got the rubber suit, and they said, all right, one, two, three,
they get them up another two firefighters look at him
and they're just like, try not to laugh. And my

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cousin looks down up his leg is just a brown
streak all.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
He said.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
It took everything and his power not to laugh because
you're supposed to be professional.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Right, But they can laugh. They can do stuff I got.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I mean, he had shit all up his Luckily he
had the suit on.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
You can laugh at the guy though, I mean, uh huh, huh, hilarious.
But then they get twenty four on forty eight off.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Which is a great deal unless you take a rat.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
A lot of these dudes man, then they get another job.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, my roommate Mark. He used to work as a firefighter.
Then on the day's off, he would be a mover
to make extra money.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
So they're doubling up two salaries.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Or he would take a rat you get paid more,
so you'd work forty eight hours and then you're off
a day.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
But the great thing is for vacation.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
He would take four days off and he'd have two
and a half weeks off, so he could go on
vacation for two and a half weeks by taking four
days off.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
That's when it's the best job in America. Not so
much when he got back. So many freaking amazing things.
But Mark, thanks to our service member.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
He got called one time on a fat lady and
she was on her bed, couldn't get up, overweight, trying
to take her to the hospital. And they're like, we'll
just drag around on the mattress.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Lady, hey, quiet disrespect number two put it on the board. Yep.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
So they said, I will just pull her out in
the mattress. So they get they can't get out the door,
and one dude just starts yelling folder like a tacold
her like a taco fourth meal.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
And they're one of those new Casandia's where the cheese
on the outside cantinas, So they literally chee's roll up. Man.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
They literally folded this freaking lady in her mattress like
the potatoes.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Hit her with the old nacho fries. They fold her
like a taco taco pizza. What is it Mexican pizza.
So they folded her like a taco to get her
out of the house. They'll do it, dude, we'd be
good on the force together.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean, those stories he used to tell me were fantastic, fantastic.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Oh you're cn. I mean it also is a lot
of death and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
But yeah, he did have one death where the guy
he showed up, that dude was dead in bed and
he died while banging. A chick went into cardiac arrest,
went down fighting, and the lady is like freaking out.
She's in the driveway. She's like I gotta go, I

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gotta go, like I'm out of here, and they're like, no,
you're gonna have to talk to police, you know, because
fire is first one there. And she's like no, no, no,
I can't, I can't. I've got to go, and they're like, man,
you're not in trouble. Don't worry, like you know what
I mean, like we just they just have to get
a statement.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Football Ray fire police ambulance.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
And she said, well, you don't understand his girlfriend's going
to be home.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
This just took a turn. And it's like, oh no,
we're about down some drama. More about down some drama.
So she knew she was the side piece and he
died while she's begging the side piece and she was
ready to get out. She's like, I don't want I
don't want to deal with it. Rest in peace. It
wasn't McNair no, No, this similar situation san Antonio, San Antonio,

(25:36):
different city. Yeah, so that was one of the funnier
ones that he had.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
But I didn't realize we were going to do stories
from the fire department.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
But I take a break, bro, we do Yeah, oh no,
that was a lot to stomach.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I mean we we already we took a break out
to the vomit.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Our second outro break is after the I mean, we're
doing a lot of bodily fluids today and then my wife,
we just launched new advertising and this is what they're
tuning into.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't think we just launched new advertising.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I've never seen it before. And now Justin had an
article written on him a couple of days ago. It
said Ray and Justin on the brink of a relationship
disaster or something and Justin, what the is this? That's
an actual article written about it. And it was on
Bobby Bones. Oh they wrote it like an article about
our show. Yeah, I thought you meant, dude. And so

(26:29):
my friends are seeing this crap. They're like, what is this?
I thought you meant that.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Someone interviewed Justin about his job at Bandy like he
was in a vandy like press release.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Things are starting to get released titled after how you
title him about our podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
So so far today? If you were brainstorming, what would
you title today's podcast?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Lunchbox had a sleepless night of vomiting. People were like,
oh my gosh, he's back on the bottle. And then
that's a front page headline where you just think you're
titling it for iHeart, dude, you're titling it for websites,
Instagram all over. They've blasted all over.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Lunchbox was up all night thanks to puke. Lunchbox was
puking no because I wasn't puking.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
U two am lunchbox, his wife, a shower and vomit
piece together the crime. Oh two am right, that's actually
a hell of tease. I'm teased. What is that about?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Lunchbox is white lunchbox, his wife and the shower and vomit.
I'm not evenna put vomit lunchbox, two am lunchbox his wife.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
In the shower.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
That is a good title. And now that we have
the title of our.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Episode, we'll send that to Morgan. We will take a break.
What's the deal man, We don't talk sports anymore.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Barely dude, less lifestyle less sports, less, life less, less
less more. I gotta be honest with you. Apparently these
games have been great, the NBA games. I watched the
end of the Knicks, and I watched the I didn't
watch the end of the Nuggets the other night because
it's too damn late. The Calves or the MAVs and
the Clippers. It supposedly a phenomenal game, but when it

(28:12):
starts at nine o'clock, I watch about ten minutes and
then I'm like, all right, I gotta go to bed.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Lower scoring. I've been explaining it to my buddy Danny
it's more math than it is predicting every game to game.
It's tough to bet like that. You have to futures
bet and it's still not too late. We're not into
the future. So what I've been explaining to him, maybe
you take a Clippers as a flyer.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Well, I don't know, man, Dude, that series, I'm glad
they're going back to the Central time Zone because that's
the one series I've wanted to watch and I haven't
seen any of it.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
And it seemed Kawhi was back, but it didn't make
much of a difference.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Well, no, because they won game won, so it was
actually they lost.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, So it's almost the NBA is narrowed down as
you take one flyer or it's gonna be Chalk, it's
gonna be Nuggets, and it's gonna be Celtics in the finals.
You just bet that you get two times your money.
You don't have to pick a winner. NHL, though, is
a toss up to ude. There could be one of
ten teams that win it.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I watched the first period the other night between the
Stars and the Vegas Golden Knights.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Dude, it was goal goal, goal, goal, good. It was
three to two.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
At the end of one, it was non stop action,
absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
So are we looking for a hot goalie because that
would then be the Florida Panthers. Because I have no idea,
my friend Danny and Fort Lauderdale Beach sent me a
video where this goalie jumped from one end of the
net to the other in glove save and a beauty,
So he might the Panthers guy might be the hottest goalie.
But if it's the hottest stick, who is that?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I don't know, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
The Knights, I mean, wow, I'm oilers putting up ten
a game. Did they win? I believe they won seven
to four. That's a pretty good That's a lot of goals.
But it's it's game to game, so it's a futures
type thing. I would say it's gonna be Ranger. Rangers
have an easier side of the conference. I like the
Rangers a lot, Dude. That the Avalanche the Stars, the
Avalanche win last night nights. Don't know. I don't know

(30:01):
game to game. I only view future. I'm sitt, dude,
there's gonna be so many goals scored between the Knights
the Avs the Stars, the Bars, the Bruins, the mars
Elon Musk, I don't. I mean, there's a lot going
on over there. Rangers should shore up what happens on
their side of the thing.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Uh what the NBA? I mean the games have been fantastic.
I mean, like tonight, I don't care. The Celtics. What
a boring series?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Like, dude, how do we work to that where we
had the NBA playoffs all year or whatever it was
called regular season season? Yeah? How are we at this
point where there's a fifteen point favorite in an NBA
playoff game?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Because when you're missing your best player in Jimmy Butler,
you have no shot.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
And that's why they're gonna roll that side of it.
I mean, Boston has no competition all the way to
the finals for them to just win. The whole side
of things, it's minus two hundred. There is no value
the Boston Celtics right now. That's why you almost have
to venture out and do a Clippers, maybe a Timberwolves
for the Twins.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Oh hey, let me tell you the Phoenix Suns are done.
I tried to be different because you had the Nuggets
versus Celtics, and then I said the Nugget Nuggets versus Celtics,
and I was like, we can't have the same thing.
And I was like, let me take a flyer on
the Phoenix Suns. The Minnesota Timberwolves are just better than
the Phoenix Suns.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
And what is it? Is it the two tall guys,
the go Bears and the two townies.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
And ant Man is awesome. They just did. They're a
good team. They and here's the thing, we undersell them.
They were number one in the Western Conference for a
lot of the season, them, the Nuggets, the Thunder. They
were all right there battling, and all of a sudden
we were like, oh, they're terrible.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
They're terrible.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
They're gonna get beat by the Suns. Sons think they
can just flip a switch that game, that series is over.
The Lakers they done, lay done.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
As a professional athlete, I understand you have a short memory.
You had to let things go. I don't know how
they get off the mat. They had the Nuggets down
by twenty and they lost the game twenty points in
the third court. I mean they were up by twenty
in the second half and they lost it on a

(32:20):
step back fade away over Anthony Davis money shot by
Jamal Murray. They are dead. The seventy six ers, Joey
al embiid Oh, we're still gonna win the series.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
They are dead. I thought they were split with Nicks,
aren't they.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
No, they lost both games. They were up by five
with thirty seconds to go and they lost by three.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Explain it to me, no explanation needed. But there are
some other things you can bet on. So outside of that,
I think this summer you have, I mean, NFL right now,
why not jump I mean, there's there's some things you
can jump on in the far future. I'm not even
gonna go into that, but I'm gonna say MLB pick

(33:04):
a home run winner. You can win nine, another one
yesterday seven times your money. He's the damn leader. Why
wouldn't you take something like that. There's just no value
in betting NBA. So right now, the betters, I guess
the daily guys, if you like to daily bet over unders,
on player points over unders, where there's not a lot
of money. My buddy Danny has been just getting hemorrhaged

(33:25):
every night, losing money betting NBA daily. There's really no
value in that. I would suggest an NHL or you
pick a winner, home run derby, you pick a winner,
something like that over to you, coach.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
I don't really worry about the betting aspect, is I am?
The NBA playoffs are pretty exciting. There have been some
damn good game. I mean the finish. I almost I
was so close to turning that Knicks game off and
Jalen Brunson from the corner shoots it. It hits the
front of the rim. I was like, this game's over.

(33:58):
It bounces up in the air and somehow rolls in.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I'm like, let me see this.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
They never these comebacks never happened. Then they absolutely mug Maxie.
I mean they might have taken his wallet, his car, keys,
and the basketball.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
That would actually be Memphis, Great Point or Detroit. New
York is on the verge of something special. The Knicks
start doing a little something, the Rangers win it all.
Guess who we have coming in the fall? The Yankees
and then the Jets. The Jets, Hey, there might be
something brewing in New York. I am just yes, it's

(34:35):
been good so far. The playoffs, basketball regular season at
they they don't try the games are too late, dude.
I just wish they were earlier. Got I do? I mean?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I texted, I texted my buddy John, who's the Mavericks fan,
and I said yesterday, I said, oh, Cuban Mark now
Marcus Cuban. His name is John and his last name
is dab Kowski. And I said, hey, hope you took
a nap today. Gonna be a light late night. He responded, absolutely, brutal.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
So we have the wrong job for when it comes
to the playoffs, dude. People that have late sleep in jobs, dude,
they got it made. Their entertainment is from five until
ten o'clock at night every weekday.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Ten o'clock, more like eleven forty five. I mean with
these nine o'clock starts and these hockey games starting at
nine o'clock. The Preads man they started at nine o'clock
last night. Didn't watch a second of it.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
They had a watch party at neighbors. What do you
people do for jobs? And how do you wake up
in the morning. When I worked at the Walmart distribution center,
we threw boxes for twelve hours a day, three days
on four off. Bro. The Spurs, do you know them? Yeah,
san Antonio before Wimbiyama, they're making a run. We're in
New bronfls. This dude would go to Spurs playoff games

(35:52):
and they're playing the Suns. It was back when they
had Steve Nash. We have done this song and dance before.
Who's another guy they had, maybe Sean Marion, Mari Stodemeyer, Marlee,
That's who it was. And so he would go drive
he's such a Spurs fan and watch them sleep at
the distribution center from about one until four and we

(36:13):
started at five. He was that obsessed with Spurs basketball.
He changed his life so he could go to the games.
So a lot of jobs don't cater to these games
at night. No, I would love to find one that does.
You know what does if I worked at Gar's Bar,
if I was a bartender, You're watching it the whole night.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Oh amazing, except for you don't have the sound. Non
oh you do that anyway, Dude.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
South Beach. When he was working at the hotel, it
was south it was in South Beach.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
That's ironic.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
He was working at a bar in South Beach nicknamed
South Beach. Okay, holy crap, that might that might be
The story is he would turn the TVs on to
what he was betting. So people would say, hey, uh, hello,
I want to watch the Marlins game. We're in South
Beach and you'd have Penn State for pall On because
he was betting it. And it'd be like, why is

(37:04):
this random soccer game on it? And oh, I'm sorry
that TV doesn't change. It's because he was betting it.
But he wouldn't change it.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Well done, Because he's in charge, he can do whatever
he wanted.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Dude. He said he always had it on the most
random craft that he was betting on.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, you want to Speaking of not being conducive to
the lifestyle, When I first started on The Big Show,
I still worked for the San Antonio Spurs, and I
would I was part of the game day crew, great
game day ops, and so we did the timeouts during
the games, during the timeouts, and so I would drive

(37:37):
from Austin to San Antonio hour and a half, yeah,
hour hour and fifteen, and my brother lived in San
Antonio at the time. I would get I would eat
the Chinese food place. It was the best sesame chicken.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
What if everybody that's box I have ever had my life.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
I where he lived, and this restaurant was so freaking good.
I'd go get the sesame chicken. I'd go to my
brother's house. I'd take like an hour and a half
two hour nap because when Game Day crew, you had
to be there at like four thirty five o'clock for
the seven o'clock game.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I worked it for Texas State Thanks, so I.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Would take a nap. I'd go to the stadium, watch
the games, get out of there at ten ten fifteen,
jump in my car, hit I thirty five North, drive
an hour and fifteen minutes to my house, get back
at eleven thirty, eleven forty five, go to bed, and
get up.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
For the big show. It's like a nightmare. It was stupidity, Ray.
It was harder than the Pilgrim. It was.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
But I had season tickets to the San Antonio Spurs.
I got to stand right by the court and I
won a championship. It was my last championship. I retired,
and I said, I gotta, I gotta quit doing this.
It's killing me. But it was so freaking fun to
be right there.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Dude. We were both burning the midnight oil on I
thirty five. Because I would go party sometimes at a
pool party. If I partied too hard, I'd stay the
night in San Marcos, sleep at a random apartment, and
then my buddy Still kind of went to school there
and then drive to the radio station while you were
on that same road driving to the radio station to
your house. Yeah, in the morning.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
It was crazy, and I would get to the Spurs
game and I'm just like, I'm so tired, like I'm exhausted.
And some days when you didn't get a nap. Oh man,
that was the worst. And all these college kids that
are on the Game Day crew, we're just like be
bopping around having.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
A good time on THHC.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
But it was so worth it when I got to
rebound for Tim Duncan and he's going baw bawa.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Sorry, sorry, all right, sorry man. I wish there was
video of that. We got all this stupid video now
of our kids and our animals. Wor'st video of us
twenty years ago. Dude, I would kill for that. My
buddy AJ and his dad Ray was videoing me the
whole time. You have super fans that got to stand
in the line and high five the players when the

(40:01):
starting lineup was announced. You picked like five per game
or six per game, and my buddy AJ and his
dad were coming, and so I was like, dude, i'll
get you. I'll be you want to be a super fan?
What a hookup?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
And he was like, yeah, dude, i'll be a sister though,
And I said, all right, dude, I'll get you in.
So Hey, they're high five and Duncan, they're high five,
and Parker everybody. I don't remember who else was starting
at that time.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Probably I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
David Robertson, no, no, no, Robinson had already retired. He
had already retired the twin Tower. So they were, you know,
they do it. And then the Spurs won the championship
and they make a championship video. There's Aj and his
dad in the video. So there is video of AJ
and his dad for twenty years ago. There is Bruce

(40:51):
Bowen was on the team, Robert Horry, all that I mean,
and there they are high five of them as they
run out onto the court.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Dude, Billy used to have a blast. They'd go to
Spurs games. I never could, I know, could roll that
because I didn't. They didn't have jobs. I think they
had a marga read or something you get at Spurs games,
some big ass robb eat or something dude, Him and
Greg would just rocket and love Spurs games. Never went though.
You never went to a Spurs game at and T
or the Alamo. Did they play at Alamodome?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah, they played at the Alamodome, then they moved to
the AT and T.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
S never drove past them a lot, never went to
one though. Let me tell you the AT and T,
the the whatever Alamodome terrible. It was terrible.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
They cut it, and you know, because it was it
was built to be a football steam right, and then
nose Team E removed there.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
It was awful.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
They would put a curtain down, so it just looked
cheap and weird and strange, and the whole setup was weird.
But yeah, that was Spurs Man, that Spurs. We'll take
a break, We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I wanted to take a minute shout out to all
of our truckers out there. You guys are hauling and
balling man all across America. Thank you, and our tractors
probably got a lot of crops. You got the strawberries,
the blueberries, and the corn. It's gonna be shucking soon.
And then finally tuggers coach over to you.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I just texted John by the way I said, Hey,
good Win, he goes thank God late night.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Dude. You got a lot of people you keep up
with on the text. I do.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
And I got a lot of people that are fans
of whatever team, and I like to text them and
wish them good luck. I used to be a dick
like I remember when I.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Think it was the Astros. Maybe it was the Rockets.
I don't remember. It was the Astros. They lost.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Let me tell you want the Astros. Hey, Astros fans,
it's been a good run. You guys are dreadfully bad
this year. They are awful.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I'm a numbers guy. Averages are down.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Uh, it doesn't no, no, no, it doesn't matter about averages.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
It's hitting out.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
They're pitching, dude, every It doesn't matter who they put
on the mound. They give up six runs. They suck well.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Well, the teams that are gonna win it this year,
we've already narrowed it down. The Braves lineup is so
damn stacked it's not even funny. I'm betting who's gonna
win the home run contest or the home run leader
the end of the year. It's gonna be Otani. It's
gonna be Ozuna. I don't have money on Trout but
also Pete Alonzo, so I have those three. But winner
of the Baseball The Braves the most stacked lineup I've

(43:11):
ever seen all their teams over three hundred. And then
the Dodgers. What Otani has bought to Dodgers? No, no, hold on.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
The Dodgers are like five hundred for this supposed to
be unbelievable, amazing team.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
They're not that good. But the one thing I haven't
really researched. A lot of my numbers haven't been run
for pitching. What is the standout pitching staff right now?
Is it a Tampa Bay? No, they haven't been that good.
What about Diamondbacks? With uh, they got the new guy,
David Montgomery.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Jordan Montgomery. He hadn't been that great. He's just warming up.
And let me tell you, uh, cousin Andrew and I
took a flyer with Blake Snell and the Fantasy Draft.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
He hadn't even twelve VR.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
He wasn't even signed at that point. We're like, man,
he really needs to sign. He signed with the Giants
that he sucks.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I saw you had a twelve spot. He's got a
Baker's doesn't minus the Baker.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
But the good news is he's supposed to start today
against the Mets. And I just got to notice Sneil
Scratch from start placed on IL.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Oh my god, Cy young one year and then you turn.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
That's what happens when you hold out and you don't
sign till after spring training is over. You try to
rush back. Seemed real weird from the start. But yeah,
so he's headed IL. So that's just great. And my
fantasy team, let's go to the the Nashville Knucklers, the
one I manage on my own. And let me just
read out to you some of my players that I
have right now. Okay, uh, I have Royce Lewis sold

(44:35):
on the IL, Josh Lowe, Ill say Hey, Suzuki Ield Lane,
Thomas I l Sold, Josh Jung Il sold tj Friedel
Il Sold, Bobby Miller, Il Sol. My entire roster has
been heard. I had to drop three guys that were
on the IL because I had so many people on

(44:56):
the IL, I couldn't even fill out a damn line up.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Speaking of IL preaching you every day, you've been beating
the pavement about Mike Michael Trout. Dude, you say you
say he's always gonna get hurt. He always gets hurt. Listen,
the one thing that can bite me in the ass
is if he doesn't get hurt, he plays a full
season and he's the home run leader at about fifty two.
Because right now he's the leader at nine, and that

(45:20):
is gonna burt, bend me over and run me ragged
without a Jimmy, all because of you. So I took
that advice, and I have nothing out on Trout right now,
nothing and he's the leader.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Well, I apologize, but yeah, let's just go.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Let me.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I ran about the Astros. I mean, they have had
it so good for so many years. And I understand
they got a lot of injured pitchers, but man, I
got Hunter Brown on my fantasy theme. God, he gives
up nine runs every outing. The Astros right now are
seven and seventeen.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
They are awful.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Well, I know the worst team, the Oakland a have
more wins than the Houston Astros.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
The Marlins. The three worst records in baseball the White Sox,
the Rockies, and the Marlins. Those teams are horrible. The
White Sox have three freaking wins. It's actually a fun bet, dude,
you can bet Marlins to be the worst team, you
get ten times your money.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
No, because the White Sox are There's no way the
Marlins have double the wins the White Sox have.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
The White Sox still have ta Or he got traded.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Tim Anderson, He's on the Marlins.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
He went from bad to bad. Dude.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
The White Sox are three and twenty. They have scored
They have only scored fifty runs on the year.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Well, didn't we just a couple of years ago? Do
we were we just to win? Was it? Yes? Dude?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I mean the next lowest team on runs scored. I
mean the lowest I'm seeing is like eighty runs, all right,
sixty eight. The A's have sixty eight. White Sox have fifty.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Guys. Make sure you tune in to the draft in Detroit.
What a dump. It's a terrible atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
It's gonna be awesome. Anywhere they have the Draft, it's
gonna be awesome.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
It's good that they went to individual cities and not
New York every year. I love it that is.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
But I will tell you this.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Oh yeah, last time we went to Nashville, that's when
I bought Eddie A twenty dollars beer. He stills me
for that. Oh, it's me for stuff too, Right.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Do you think it would be fun to sit in
your team section? You know how they have the sections
of fans.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
No, we saw it. We were up on the stage. Dude.
It is a mosh pit. TV does do it justice.
It's really crowded and everybody's painted and gross, and there's
no chicks.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
And you're there proteos and I hate tell you you're
there for like six hours, like it takes two and
a half hours or something like that for the first round.
So every time the camera pians, you had to act excited.
And your team doesn't even pick for fifteen picks, and
you gotta act like you're so pumped. And then when
they announced Joe Alt offensive Lineman, what you gotta go

(48:01):
crazy like you've ever heard of the guy?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
And also Johnny Manziel. The people that they go crazy
for end up not panning out. Usually the ones you
want are the ones that suck. If you really want
to share, it's a defensive guy.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Hey, who is jet Zach Wilson? Well, yeah, we got
the QBI of the future Jets Joey Dyes, Judge, judg.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Jets are Are the Cowboys gonna draft a running back?
Probably because there's a bet out now where you could
pick Super Bowl what state wins it. I kind of
like a Texas because you get the Cowboys and you
get the Texans. Texans are loaded, so both those teams
are gonna be in the playoffs right around Convention time.
I got two teams in the playoffs. Did they win

(48:44):
Convention weekend? Bro It's narrowed down from about twelve to six,
and I got two of the teams. But they need
a running back because Pollard's is he with the Titans? Now?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Yeah, the fact that you want to.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Go you, I think the Texans not gonna win it,
but damn they gonna be good. Jet. They got Meko,
they got Samuel Mixon, They have got Tank Dell, they
got Digs and CJ. Stroud, your rookie of the year.

(49:17):
If he didn't win it, I don't know who won.
He won it, thank you. They're gonna be unbelievable. Oh man,
Cole Collins.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
You know how we always say these big splash offseason
things that make the headlines. Guess what, they usually don't
pan out. Aaron Rodgers to the Jets. Well, this person
to this team, it's like, oh my god, how are
they gonna be stopped? And they Russell Wilson to the Broncos. Dude,
they're gonna be unstoppable.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Trash.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
It usually doesn't work out. Teams aren't usually lining up
to get a get away from a star unless they're
getting rid of that star for a reason. Stefan Diggs
don't know if he's a real team guy. I feel
like he's a me guy, so I'm not buy I
think the Texans are gonna be good, but until you

(50:07):
beat the Chiefs, don't come talk to me. The Chiefs
and the Bengals are the front runners in the AFC.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
That's it. Well, Texans, guys, it's also you play a
lot of teams in your division. They got easy games
against the Titans. I've already turned in the Titans until
they built a new stadium, I'm probably not a fan.
And then also they got the Colts a little bit
with JR. Ar fifteen. But then they also have the
Jacksonville Jaggs, who aren't who we thought they They aren't
that good.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
So I mean, Trevor Learns may not be the second
coming of Jesus, but yeah, draft tomorrow night, tune in
NBA playoffs. I don't know what rant I was gonna
go on. And then I started talking about the Astros
sucking and how terrible they are. I don't know where
we got lost, but whatever, Rey I.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Was gonna talk about sports. No, I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Happy Wednesday, guys. I'm gonna try to get a nap
in man, I'm tired.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Oh here you go, dude, what in memory? Johnny Manziel
when he drafting we did twenty second picking the two
thousand and fourteen half Bell crap, the Cleveland brands, Like Johnny,
that's so great, dude, it's so great. It is so good.

(51:19):
I wish I could.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I would love someone to just come up with a
montage of everybody going crazy when they get a pick,
or booing booing a pick that turns out to be
a freaking stud, you know what I mean, like boo,
because I know the Jets fans a few years back, Boots,
somebody turned out real good. Maybe the Giants fans, I
don't know. But then you cheer.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
When that, you go, oh yeah, we got him, and
they are an absolute disaster. Love it. I mean Johnny
Manzel put him on the short list of one of
the biggest letdowns of a draft in the history of
the NFL. And here's how what fans know about sports.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
We did twenty second picking the two thousand and fourteen
half bell crap.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
The Cleveland Brands select Johnny. It's the most tip party.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I really believe the less you've heard of somebody, probably
the better of the draft pick. Like, if it's someone
you've never heard of, probably the better the draft pick.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Do we have Pollard as a running back?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Yes, I've told you that three times. You got Pollard?
And what's his name?

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Nico? No, I know Taj Spears. Yeah? Do we need
a third guy? Are we gonna draft another running back?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I mean you probably need fifty running backs because they
all get hurt.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Maybe we're the team of the running backs, bro.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Maybe you got wide receivers who Calvin Ridley? I forgot
about Westbrook and Keene DeAndre Hopkins.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
D hop you might be on his way out. Yeah,
maybe you'll trade for a j. Brown. Oh we got
Will Leavis here? Boy? Yeah, my buddy Luell? You got
that clip? No, somebody you got my Julio clip? No,
he got he's out of the least. Where's he at? Man,
Let's hear the clip real quick before we go. I
took it when he got traded. I don't care. I
want to hear it.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Happy Wednesday, man, But yeah, I mean I don't know baseball.
I've been watching a little bit of baseball.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Uh, you gotta did you buy it?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
My cousin buys it and I use his package.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Julio. Welcome the Titans up, baby, tighten up. Welcome to Nashville, baby.
How you doing? Snapper? Sell me real quick? Hi? Col
Church here, Simon Levi, But I hope you're doing well, Simon.
Thanks for checking in. Man.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Yeah, all right, man, have a good Wednesday. I didn't
expect to go that long. I don't think we talked
about anything that I wanted except for the puke man.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
All right, Happy Wednesday. Are you guys going in?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
You can do your tutorial. You can do class in here. Yeah,
don't worry about us.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I just spelled leave us L E V I S.
But you probably spelled it wrong anyway. I saw an
old clip from the Colts GM at the time when
they drafted someone I don't even know who, and they
were like, oh, you know, mel Kuiper sit and he
goes the hell does melk Kuiper know? Mel Kiper didn't
play football, He's never been a scout. Mel Kuiper knows

(53:59):
as much as my neighbor, and my neighbor's a postman.
For him to sit on TV and tell me who
I should draft, he doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Damn crap.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
I mean it was hilarious, really funny clip, and then
it gives me thinking, I'm like, we'd look at this
guy like mel Kuiper, like he knows what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
You know how he started hell bro He used to
research and fill out packets and send teams who they
should draft. He knew the draft unlike anybody in the history.
He was unemployed. He wasn't even paid for it. He
was doing it pro bono, was doing draft reports and
sending it to NFL teams who they should draft.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I would like to know his percentage of good picks
bad you know what I mean, Like.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
It's all math. That's also why I do futures betting.
It's all math. It's not emotional.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
I understand that, but I'm saying, like, could he make
it as an NFL GM. Does he have the but
I doubt he does, or else someone hired him.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Who's gonna win the hockey Championship? Math says the Rangers.
Who's gonna win the NBA Championship? Mass nuggets? Because there's
no value in the Celtics? Okay, who's gonna be the
bantam weight leader on December twenty third? O'Malley, who's gonna
win the French Open in June?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I have no idea. I don't even who plays Tennesse?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Aymore joker, You got to follow the math. I just
told Danny this after he lost fifteen hundred. It's not emotional,
it's math. Ye who's gonna win the girls? And look?
I don't do that one? Oh? Okay, sexist? I made
a spreadsheet though. Good? All right, how the Royals have
won fourteen games? They're a big surprise here you go, man.

(55:31):
All the Greens are the ones that we have covered
for the math. Look at that any of the six
of those greens hit we win one hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Not no, not if any of those Green wins six
of them

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Oh, you ain't gonna hit it.